alive gaem

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sexo

sex with lina

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Buff Hoodwink

>>558685080
how do i overcome this? i haven't queued a game in 2 weeks

>tfw no ayatollah hero

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Dota 2 PowerPoints here, thank you for your continued support!

how do yall juggle with active items? I keep forgetting to use the neutral item even when it's good

>>558928442
what, new red??

I have achieved 6% rank confidence

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Getting older sucks, I'm dogshit at this game now. Used to be pretty darn good though, I'll tell ya that.

>>558928898
I was always dogshit

holy shit this meta is so boring.

>>558928898
I was always dogshit

why does it take so many games to calibrate mmr

>>558929681
Game tries hard to find shitters to ruin your rank.

>>558929681
to make it harder to sell accounts

>>558929986
currently I am the shitter that valve is forcing upon others

>another useless fucking pos 4 picker who just sits afk in lane
>never takes lotus, never trades hp or regen, never pulls

and naturally we lose because I don't have a good enough game to carry these retards
who die REPEATEDLY to a 5 blink dagger lineup by hitting tier 2's

>>558930460
your team hits T2's?
you're the problem lmao.

>>558931056
???
He's a fucking sniper
And he's our most farmed hero
and he's going with 1 support to hit a mid tier 2, with no vision, against 5 blink daggers
with a full glass cannon build

Repeat that 3 or 4 times and game is auto loss

Honestly its better to just have no communication at all, that way you don't get reported, and don't see "report this guy" comments which might hella tilt you

>>558932172
you should follow your carry instead of afk jungling, retard.

>>558932452
I just immediately report anybody who barks.
I always get successful reports in my logs, and it prevents me from seeing their melty.

>>558921957
I was asking unironically, we won that game but I have like 30 games on this hero by now and I have little idea of how to build him.
I win a lot of games on Nyx but in some games supports are running around with 3 defensive items and 3-4k hp by minute 30 so it feels super hard to play him.

I go Dagon (Kaya too if I have a good game), then it depends, I don't build Aghs since I don't like it and don't see why I would need it, octarine is meh as from my pov you need your vendettas to count and octarine doesn't help you there. What's the verdict on builds?

My vtuber wife is playing dota

What's the most games you ever played in a day? I just checked my dotabuff and played 17 in one day back in 2014.

this game is so boring man I juat don't want to play anymore id don't know
>instant requeue

has sheepsticked gone pro yet

mason rage quit

why does he keep playing dota if he hates it

Sheepsticked vtuber avatar actually looks really really good, better than most professional vtubers.
Surprised she has so little viewers.

>>558934387
he rage quit out of love for the game my dude

Nice to know I own a fuckload of stickers that serve no purpose.
Love valve gloating up the inventory when they know that fucking kills your FPS in the long term.

>queue up
>get mid, not support
>fuck
>get last pick
>we have a nice teamfighting line-up, fuck it, I'll be selfish
>pick Waifuranger
>enemy mid picks Huskar
>fuckfuckfuckfuck
>have the most horrible lane as expected
>still manage to get a win because I accidentally picked a good counter
>too tired and stressed out to play another even though I need more tokens
God I hate playing against Huskar. Fuck Huskar pickers. And Viper/OD/Sniper pickers while we're at it.

Also, making pos 3 a priority role was a mistake. They should've just made pos 5 be the only priority role so that support players aren't forced to grief by checking offlane.

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>>558935090
Hope you enjoy needful program we do at Valve™ saar

>>558926795
what's wrong with kunkka

>>558934387
what else is he going to do, get a job?

>>558935593
he's way too based for modern sensibilities

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thoughts?

>>558936194
professional dick eater, and brown.

>>558932756
yea i generally report all 9 people in the game after every loss, often after every win too

>>558936194
bretty based

>>558936471
i am NOT brown...

>>558934387
all part of his schtick

won a game with a support phylactrry sniper on my team

>entire team is sub 50% WR
le only constant.

one sex with death prophet please

>>558936194
my win rate looks like this

>hard support techies
>kaya first item
le only constant.

How can both carry AND offlane be abject fucking misery to play

>>558928442
I like when your content is actually educational and not a 3 hour tier list of funny stuff but whatever puts food on the table and grows your channel.

>>558940140
you best start believing in support meta, anon

>>558933424
https://dota2protracker.com/hero/Nyx%20Assassin

Aghs is pretty good I dont know what the fuck you are talking about. Your build is pure grief

I'm starting to realize that when nobody on the team poses any challenge at all that's what frees up everyone else to do 5 man rotations whenever I appear on the map

Man, I really can't give a shit about this game anymore
People are way too fucking stupid.

Surely the skywrath mage pos 5 won't outdamage the pos 1 phantom assassin getting 3 crits in a row

>>558938943
just one?

14 to 51 and I'm supposed to believe this game has matchmaking

>>558941394
i don't think she'll like me

I am a 5% calibrated ancient 1 gamer

Whats the Time zone build?

>>558943796
ring of repick

>>558936194
You are out of position or get caught out a lot and needs heroes with real blink or at least a psuedo blink that can be cast to get away. Or a hero tanky enough to survive being out of position

>look at map
>see everyone fighting
>look away from map
>half the enemy team has teleported on top of me

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>>558928586
It's true. I hosted an art jam for the end slides and he contributed a piece, I was very flattered. It will appear in Monday's video.

>>558940501
Thank you for the feedback. The long tier lists get a lot of watch hours which is good for channel revenue, a lot of people fall asleep to them. They don't grow the channel much but they strongly appeal to a smaller niche.

>>558943971
>>>>pseudo blink

How is earthshaker balanced?

when should I pick clock?

>>558944894
now

>>558944858
his projectile speed is 0

Why don't I get an honorable mention for buying the blademail and the shiva's guard vs the io huskar lifestealer team

Techies is the only fun hero to play nowadays

I'm that spectre newfag anons
I make radiance on spectre after phylactery, minute 19-23, is that fine?
19 if the game is going really well, 21 on average, 23 if it's meh

Give me one good reason for bans being random.
You can't. It makes no sense.

>>558946941
just go back to your other game so you can ff and not have pauses too.

>>558947432
There is literally 0 reason for a competitive game to not have actual bans.

>>558947638
there are bans in the competition mode.

Does your girlfriend get mad when you play dota instead of spending time with her?

>>558948008
she gets mad when I don't play dota with her.
she's crusader. I'm immortal.

>>558948008
no girl has ever loved me

>>558947735
No in ranked.

>>558948223
there are bans there too.

>>558948252
No because they are completely random.

>>558948008
I make sure she's cum before I queue

>>558948008
my girlfriend is Enchantress so I play dota and spend time with her

>>558943971
who do u recommend?

>>558948309
Dark

>>558933424
Nyx is a snowballing ganker/caster so him struggling in the late game is expected. You need to get big and strong while oppressing your enemies so that they stay struggling as long as possible.

I don't know why you bought MKB Daedalus but if you're doing it to maximise your Vendetta damage, you're doing it wrong. Vendetta is a special attack mod applied after an attack AND it already has True Strike so the MKB is unnecessary. And I think this means that the bonus damage from Vendetta does not get crit benefits either (don't quote me on that). Your regular attack portion will get the crit boost but not the Vendetta bonus. His Vendetta isn't a one-shot, it's part of a combo. You are doing it wrong even for a one-shot build anyway. If you want a meme right-click Nyx build, you are still doing it wrong.

>I don't build Aghs since I don't like it and don't see why I would need it
Aghs is an amazing item but the cost is steep. You're not using it as part of a combo or anything, but it's more for teamfights. You complain you drop off lategame, and Aghs is one of the answers so you better learn to like it.

>octarine is meh as from my pov you need your vendettas to count and octarine doesn't help you there
Nyx wants to constantly spam his spells. Octarine helps with that with mana regen and cooldown reduction.

You need to learn how game mechanics work instead of building random shit that don't do shit for you. Reading the wiki is free: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Nyx_Assassin

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>haven't played in a long time
>come back, my marci starts shit with me over my item build
>ragebait her the rest of the game by pinging her deaths
>she rage buybacks
>immediately gets hit by a mirana arrow and feeds
>she rages even harder and sells all her items to start copying my build and continues feeding
I haven't laughed so hard in a while, god I missed this game

>>558950970
did you win?

>game against a divine 2, ancient 5 and legend 3 stack
>my team are all archon, crusaders and one herald
Damn late night unranked looks like that?

>>558951084
No, she was our soft support and I was the hard support and she was bitching at me for not warding enough. I was warding as much as I could but you can only cover so much space being the only hero slowly waddling around the map placing vision.

>>558951223
that's even funnier

wtf is a soft support

>>558951358
Supports that suffer from erectile dysfunction

>>558948309
I also spurt my thick seed deep within her loins before engaging in DIGITAL SPORTS

>>558951358
that fucking retard that is never in the offlane attacking the opponents when that's the role they were assigned.

>stop playing a few days
>your matches are completely filled with smurfs and no profile players or complete total noobs.

sex with hoodwink

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I have escaped Low Prio by ripping their dicks off.

Do you need radiance on spectre super late game, or is it better to replace it with a survival item? Is it a hero damage item, or a farming item?

>>558956852
probably better off with a nullifier

my dota+ subscription ran out

>>558950120
>>558940590
I just wanted to kill enemy carry hence the meme build, thanks for the input,
>if you want to go one shotting build this isn't the way
Huh?

>>558959983
Also I need to think about the Aghs more because it just looks like a creep item to me. It doesn't look to me like it can impact the fight in any meaningful way.

>>558936194
Stop playing cores.

>>558961834
what else is there to play

>>558962087
pos 5 cuck

Single draft

>>558946435
Yes

>>558956852
Disassemble nullifier

>>558960162
>Free ocarine, peerma invis, huge range
>No impact
Ok.

only constant troons are right. I am the only constant, in that I never feed and always win my lane

>we are winning and it's all going good
>someone makes a single minor mistake
>now they are both bitching and afk farming jungle and bought midas

PSG here
How are EUW homies enjoying the greatest week in recent Dota

my kunkker mid is building armlet crit

>>558976516
Fucking BASED

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if only clinkz had bought bkb this game wouldve been much easier

>>558976582
he had negative impact so i have to hold his based medal

>>558977331
liquid got downloaded

ez4tundra

you know what tradition I miss? patches in the middle of dreamleague tsunami you faggot

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new hero :

Argast, Vampiric Gentleman
Strength, Ranged (700)

Innate : Vampiric Mastery
50% of Argast's Lifesteal is converted to damage and attack speed.
Increases by 1.75% per level.

Skill 1 : Blood Stage
Upon activation, Argast loses Max HP per second at cost of receiving massive lifesteal.
HP cannot go lower than 1%

Lifesteal bonus : 100%/140%/180%/220%
Max HP lost per second : 20%

Cooldown : 0.5

Skill 2 : Gruesome Barrage
Double Activation.

Upon first trigger, sends out an illusion on an area that releases bats dealing normal attack damage on surrounding enemies.

Upon reactivation, Argast takes the place of the illusion and gains debuff immunity with magic resistance for a short duration.

First activation attack damage : 40%/60%/80%/100%
Bonus damage : 5/10/15/20
Debuff immunity duration : 1.1/1.4/1.7/2
Magic resistance : 60%/70%/80%/90%
Radius : 385
Cast range : 950

Cooldown : 14

Skill 3 : All for One
Whenever Argast damages himself, percentage of his self inflicted damage is added on his next attack as Max HP damage upon hit.

Self inflicted collection rate : 10%/15%/20%/25%
Max HP as damage bonus maximum grant : 15%/20%/25%/30%

Skill 4 : Impending Doom
Argast gains invisibility, instant projectile speed and agility within intervals.
If Argast didn't attack during the revealed phase, he loses HP.

Total invisibility interval : 1
Total invibility duration : 1
Max HP lost for not attacking : 30%
Agility bonus : 70/140/210
Duration : 6

Cooldown : 40/20/10

Talents :
25. +20% All for One Max HP cap / +100% Vampiric Mastery Lifesteal to Damage conversion
20. -2 Impending Doom CD / +80% Blood Stage Lifesteal
15. Normal Attack splinters into 3 (65% damage splinters) / +15 Strength
10. +50% Gruesome Barrage Attack / 20% Blood Stage minimum HP

Aghanim's Scepter :
Gain Bloody Surprise.

Bloody Surprise :
Allows Argast to switch places with an ally.

Cooldown : 4

Shard : Offering
If argast dies, his team is healed by 30% of his hp.
cd : 120

>>558980408
Gay

They should add more furry heroes and make furry personas for the existing heroes.

>>558950970
I came back after a while too and got a TA that placed all her traps as closed together as possible infront of our mid tier 3. Never activated any of them either.

>It's a "you win your hardlane so much that your support go gank, while their pos5 comes to gank you repetedly, eventually succeed, meanwhile your team keep feeding mid and somehow don't even manages to kill their pos3" game
Why even bother

>>558966974
>get to press stun a bit more often for 4000 gold
>get to press W a bit more often like it even matters
>get to press carapace but enemies can just avoid you
>damage reduction, but the enemies can just not click you because you don't have the pressure
>invis, but you can be dusted
So I'm paying 4 thousand gold to be still, invis and press stun every so often or what?

>>558985685
>get to press carapace but enemies can just avoid you
Now that I think about it this is a dumb line so maybe ags is worth for this + spiked carapace talent.

holy shit this roast of jenkins whiplash style

so does Jenkins only bring out his dresses at TI or what's wrong with this freak?

>>558977289
Clinkz hates building bkb, you needed a lotus for him

>>558981180
this but for Lina first

>>558981180
if you died tomorrow no one would mourn

>>558992638
seethe jew

did this guy buy greaves on mid storm?
is this item overtuned? this is like blademail last patch.

what does Ephey's real voice sound like?

Am I going crazy or should it be Monday today? I remember this February lining up perfectly with the calendar with 4 full weeks starting on a Monday and ending on Sunday and several people pointed it out, but today it's March 1st on Sunday, did I dream all that shit or something?

>>558980408
>activates skill
>gets shackled
>fucking dies

>>558993232
Yes it's broken.

Mjollnir is a based item and I'm tired of pretending Radiance or Battlefury is better

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what the fuck

>Nyx aghs with aether and oct
>3sec CD mana burn at like 2000+ ranged
>TWO stun at super slow CD
>invis and nearly ungkillable
this is bad according to /d2g/

The only downside with the aghs is that its hard to farm gold as nyx, that's it

Why aren't Gen Zs playing Dota 2

>>558998663
>this is bad according to /d2g/
I thought the one guy espousing his meme build said its bad

>>558998663
the downside is that if you're buying aghs on nyx you're likely losing already

>>558998663
Bro, this thread has like 5 people at best.
nobody cares.

>>558998663
A self-professed newkid isn't "/d2g/" you retarded mongoloid.

>>558998663
>manaburn instead of scuttle

Is Slark a hard hero to play? What is his job in a team? I'm trying him out but I got no clue what I'm doing.

so is league vs dota even still a thing anymore or does no one care

>>559001896
You're supposed to fight people and then run away

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Sup faggots, how can I download a specific old version of Dota? I think you can do it with the Steam console somehow, I know the specific patch I need.

Way back when, I was going to add Dark Willow's announcer lines for Morokai to the wiki, but then I played the event, it was garbage, I said I'd add them later, then six years passed and I never did. I tried to find them today but it seems Valve purged that old event data from the current version.

>>559004407
Kind of surprising to hear they purged anything given that shit like aghs lab is still living in the game files.

>hard support chaos knight
thats a report

>>559002454
both are ded valorant is riot's new baby

>>559002454
nobody gives a shit about either game. most of the people who play MOBAs have advanced to a point in life (career + wife and kids) that they don't have the time to play and just watch the esports once in a while still.

>>559002454
we lost, league won, it is what it is, play whichever game u like, gg go next

how come pros still pick abaddon pos 1 despite the hero having been nerfed consistently for half a year

they're pros

>playing against PL
>not that bad, I'm killing his illusions
>teammates feed a lot because they take bad fights from overconfidence
>PL gets fat
>still not that bad alone
>but when he's with the fucking frog with the auras behind him, it's impossible to kill the illusions quickly enough
>and the rest of his team is just as unkillable because they stick together and I can't see shit in that deathball and everybody's focusing me 24/7
>was 20-0 with two lanes of rax taken
>lose 21-3
I am so mad it's not even funny.
Holy shit PL with auras is cancer.

ez for tundra

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sex with Traxex

>>559009061
>20 cm whore nails
that ain't it bro

>>559008263
half of the nucarry players are basically pos3 2.0 they just need to not die

>>559009154
>20 cm whore nails
lel

>>559009154
Don't you have to be gay somewhere else?

cm is still the support mascot even though she's been nonexistent for the last 6+ years

>>559014440
she serves no purpose anymore because mana has become irrelevant.

Dazzle is the mascot dont fall for the propaganda

>>559009061
i wanna put my pnus in between her juggs

i lost 700 mmr in a span of 2 months i think im gonna quit guys

>>559019016
I stole it from you. I climbed 1100 MMR in a month (and I'm now matched with retards)

>>559019016
same I lost 500 since new years but I stabilized back to -400
I think I climbed too fast in december so I got flagged. Went from 60% wr in november - dec to 43% wr since new years

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haha le epic hero of lose lane lose mid game but still win

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fucking insane you can lose these games so hard because my nigger team picked sniper carry magnus offlane yet i've never seen a single fucking bkb on my sniper against mars treant lion qop and my offlane has 0 aura items and has never ultied the sf aka the only thing that does dmg

>>559025960
yep its an acc buyer that should've been expected my bad valve

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>>559026073
best part? they're flaunting it

>>559026292
Account buying isn't against the rules despite it breaking steam tos so why wouldn't he flaunt it?

>>558926795
Just now during his Age of Empires 2 livestream, a donator asked Grubby to rank Age of Empires 2, World of Warcraft, League, DotA 2 and Starcraft (I don't remember if Starcraft Brood War or Starcraft 2).
Mid-fight while microing his archers with his mouth agape, Grubby instantly replied "DotA is best". Later when he had a chance to breathe, he gave a ranking:
1) DotA 2
2) Age of Empires 2
3) World of Wacraft
4) League
5 ) Starcraft
What do you think, /d2g/? Is Grubby right and DotA is best? Or is chat right and Ethiopians is a noob civ?

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cant win games
my ngiger alch has been farming aghs for 20 min only to give to my pos ONE nigger bm that already bought one
my ds hasnt done shit all game
my jakiro hasnt done shit all game
win lane win lane win lane LOSE EVERY FUCKING GAME BECAUSE PEOPLE REFUSE TO PLAY DOTA
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

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>>559028453
hello valve please moderate your game

>>559027140
valve has made it pretty clear account buying is not ok

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unfortunate wcyd my bad i guess should've ganked his ancient stacks to force him to play the game

>be on a big winning spree with nearly 80% winrate the last 30 games
>all of a sudden I get the worst games imaginable
hmmmm curious

i climbed to 3k mmr

>>559029063
lol no they haven't buying accounts is allowed unlike smurfing despite that not being against steam tos

>>559029247
>>559028679
i wonder why i cant queue into these free nigger wins when i avoid them
might it be that valvie is punshing me for winning like 6 games in a row? hmmmm

I respect women too much to play Crystal Maiden
her pain scream is fucked up

Did the servers die for anyone else?

>>559031942
Are you in the middle east?

>>559032250
Kinda, EUW

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gonna lose another game

>>559009061
what's her name sirs?

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>>559032435
lost another game
i mean thank god for this 500 gpm afk farm carry
thank god for a bane pick in 2026
thank god for my viper buying 3 useless items and being a range cerep

>>559032805
he boughted the auras :)

im just gonna grief a game i guess
fuck dota and fuck valve

>don't play for years
>game throws me in tard bracket
>teammate doesn't bother to attack shit when I buff him as tusk
Cmon, I'm better than this

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hahahahaa its another CLASSICO

camp stacking is the stupidest and most autistic part of dota 2 and is the main reason why I will not play support

First time ever encountering a kez, he was on the other team, we won in 18 minutes

>>559035537
Wait I recognize that pfp, I think he griefed me before rightfully dropping to your mmr

>>559035537
Cute PFP, he did nothing wrong

>>559035558
ugh just... dont do it? haha

>>559028193
Putting SC below League is hysterical and makes me automatically accept the rest of the list

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>>559035537
WHY AM I GETTING THESE FUCKING MAGNUS PICKERS
WHY DO I NOT HAVE A STUN ON MY SUPPS
WHY DOES MY CARRY HAVE 500 GPM WITH 10 KILLS

FUCK DOTA FUCK DOTA FUCK DOTA

think I might start spamming phoenix 5. It might be OP

>>559037687
like the fucking offlane diff is INSANE
refresher nigger panda vs this fucking hobo that cant even ulti 1 sf

>>559037687
>rage queueing
why? you'll never be pro. who are you trying to impress?
just go play a fun game instead, they're free too, like Path of Exile.

>>559038559
>poe
>fun
lmao

>>559038559
i feel asleep at 6pm in my sofa for 4 hours and i have nothing better to do rn
i should be winning all of these games its insane what i have to deal with

>>559038583
I was trying to recommend another free time wasting infinigrind game that also has similar controls.

>>559038921
poe is terrible

>>559039150
what game would you recommend to a pisslow dotard that's not a competitive game then?

>>559039294
i have more mmr than you

>>559032787
nastyamulla

>>559039294
HoMM 3

What supports do you think have the strongest spells for contesting the other support in lane early game? You know like when you're fighting for control over stacking and pulling. Jakiro's Dual breath and eventually liquid fire combo seem to be great for getting the other guy to fuck off every time.

>be support
>follow guy I have seen go 30 and 0 and buy 3 divine rapiers vs my team
>acts like a complete retard, doesn't take free farm, actively ignores camps I pull toward him so he can farm them faster
>he's still the only one not feeding

I dont
fucking
get it

all mason does is rant about how boring dota is and how much he hates it, why does he even play still? time to move on bro

>>559041937
Dazzle poison

>>559042980
at least he makes money doing so

How would you fix the afk jungling problem?

>>559042980
and everyone eats it up
why would he rail about how amazing dota is when his audience doesnt want to hear it

Imagine watching/talking about/thinking about mason or watching dota or playing dota

It's 2026. Will you really just be stuck doing this for the rest of your life?

>>559044467
what would mason think about that?

>>559042875
he is bad, and (You) are worse.

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>>559044467
yes, what is the problem with that?

>>559043024
I hate his gay astral projection ult so I stopped playing him

>>559030901
Drow Ranger's on the other hand, is unreasonably sexy
this is so weird

>FV time zone doesn't increase attack speed anymore
>it accelerates cooldowns though
hmm, is it like a support facet now? I notice it doesn't leash anymore so maybe it's just a grief pick

If CM gets a persona that makes her a wolf, Lina should get one where she's a dragon

>>559049496
She should be a fox

>>559049712
fuck you

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>>559049838

>>559050004
the whore makeup kills it

>>559050048
it's not makeup they just look like that when they see me
it's like pheromones or something I dunno I'm not a scientist

>>559050490
>making their cortisol spike so hard their eyelids turn deathly black
weird dude

>>559050791
I just have that kind of effect on women

Today I will build Mjolnir on Wraith King

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>Russian monkey KOTL won't stop spamming horses and stealing CS so we're stuck trying to farm under their tower
>With a smurfing Ursa and Shadow Shaman
The day Russia finally fucks around gets nuked is the day I weep tears of joy

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Kiss a deer

>>559053038
we won in 30 minutes

why in the universe are you able to get free drops of chests that you have to pay to open

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>>559058169
please please PLEASE just let me be reincarnated into the "i have an ench gf" timeline i would do ANYTHING. FUCK

>queue for support tokens
>get pos 1, not support
>enemy picks Riki
>team buys ZERO dusts
>the only other person who cares, the pos 5, buys some sentries but it's nowhere near enough and he never puts them on the other side of the river
>end up buying like 20 dusts by myself and pre-firing them at places we're about to fight at just to keep Riki away
>have to stop farming every time I see my teammates go off to gank in the enemy jungle without dusts
>forced to chase after them so they don't accidentally feed the Riki
>barely win
Honestly, I'm starting to understand why carry players are such crybabies.

all those arabs you are trying to avoid are probably staying at home queuing rn

>>559059380
You still get drops? I haven't seen one in months. Used to get them at least once a week last year but they dried up since. Kind of sad about that.

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Reminder that it's quite literally mathematically impossible to raise your Behavior Score from playing Turbo.

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As long as I can press my ult before I die, my death is not in vain.

Why would you grief a herald/guardian match for 80 fucking minutes, and just keep it going, never fucking ending? What teh fuck would compel someone to do that? A fucking 87min game. Why?

>>559064846
only if youre bad

>>559068502
>shart guide

I've played this game for about 220 hours and I feel like I've gotten the full experience that is available.

>>559077460
have you played all 128 heroes?

>>559077731
Nope, but I've played Warcraft 3 :p

>>559077934
this is dota2

>>559077460
sounds like you completed the first page of the 50 page tutorial

do you guys know which winter wyvern bundle has the cool profile background image? I can't find an example online to show but I'm sure you guys know

>5min queue as pos5 on EUW
>acceptable (2) game with (3) behavior
uhhhh ...

Got griefed because I kept spamming the donkey dota plus voice line and it mindbroke my teammate

>>559050004
sex with ai slop fox lina

>do everything to stomp my lane with my anti mage
>look at his items at min20
>he skipped bfury and is goingstraight manta, and hasnt even finished it
sorry, gonna have to euthanize

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this german bot never doing anything on axe even after buying blink then complaining in all chat)

>>559078653
try looking here
https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Winter_Wyvern/Equipment
otherwise youre way too vague

>>559086948
https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Crownfall_Act_III_Loading_Screen_1 Turns out it was this one

Is it normal to have to wait 5+ minutes to find an unranked on a new account?
I just wanna play already :x

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>>559088072
unranked is dead bro

>>559088072
>:x
sissy slut do you want me fuck in the ass? little faggot

>>559091949
Ya but I need 100 unranked to play ranked

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Reminder that without russians this game would be dead

>>559093615
russians abuse the system the most
they are the ones leveling up accounts for sale or other mm exploits

>>559093615
playing with russians is worse than not playing at all which is what im doing since both dota and deadlock are horrible experiences when both matchmaking and russians are ruining your games

>>559093615
Rusnigs are the reason the game is dead in EU

>>559094651
you mean the 3rd biggest server in the world?

There it is guys. I'm finally back in the 3 digit mmr zone. I've just been losing too much

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Lost to a fucking bfury sven

>>559095154
patrician build

kinda feel retarded after spamming the dota plus donkey voice line all day long

et is literally free mmr rn

>>559095389
idk, a hero that needs to spend bkb money to get a "free" conditional bkb doesnt seem worth picking

god damn the games are terrible in the sub 10k behavior score pool

>>559095508
core et fkin sucks

>>559093615
is this the number of current active matches?

>>559095534
How did you get so low?

>>559095534
I came back from 10 years away to discover I had 7k behavior score

>Play Daed Kunkka
>Be useless
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>559099859
griefing

>>559100880
too much armor, too much hp, too much save items.
Kunkka is an aura/buff carrier that messes up the team with area denial. The days of damage kunkka are all loooong gone.

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>>559101441
Guess it's time to learn Ember or some shit

>>559101682
Ember is just a walking radiance.

>>559101806
Time to learn... uhh...

>>559101928
TA hell yeah

>>559102172
I'm telling you, tide TA gives you everything

ive tried but i cant seem to make drinking buddies to work, it just pales to tag team which is better overall

>>559103258
it got nerfed

Leaguechads are laughing at us...

>>559076264
Commends are weighted at 70% while reports are weighted at 100%. You actually can't gain score in turbo.

https://youtu.be/c2-mMtU5FIg?si=SkcfJZkQ05W4RssM&t=1005

>>559101806
3k mmr autist shut the fuck up

I've just played a game as PA where it actually went pretty well and it seemed like my build wasn't total dogshit for once. I went deso first straight into bkb and then basher abyssal. As the last item I built was satanic. I was playing against a void and I managed to stay out of every single one of his chronos, also they had a legion that focused me down pretty often so I would just stay away from fights until she jumped in. I have to say, after getting my build right PA was actually pretty good. And I also realized that I was playing her wrong before, I played her like I would have played any other melee carry, but she's not to be played like that. You just have to let your team fight alone for some time before you jump in and wipe the floor with every hero on their team during the middle of the fight. Also bkb was a pretty huge game changer for me, I'll definitely be building bkb as second item more often from now on. I also just completely skipped battlefury because you dotards told me it got nerfed.

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>>559077336

>>559107914
You skipped bkb as PA????? Jesus fucking christ.

Also you need BF, no ifs. Pa is also a good initiatior because she can go in blink and delete 1-2 people before anyone can resct with bkb.

>First game with dude with spanish name on team
>Complete braindead monkey
That's the NA dota i know and love

>>559107914
I don't even wanna know how your builds were before. She is the most cookie cutter hero when it comes to items, there is no room for innovation besides a cute falcon blade in lane or orb.

>>559109039
I didn't skip it I just didn't buy it as second item, before I went bf deso and then bkb. This time around I skipped bf and went straight into bkb and it served me wonders. I was having the same discussion we're having right now with some dotards a few days ago and they told me that bf got nerfed and that it was mostly good to farm, so I decided to just go straight int bkb after desolator. iirc they told me that deso was her main source of damage, so if that is the case then she doesn't really need bf.

>>559109375
>bf got nerfed and that it was mostly good to farm
Yes, thats what BF is for dumbass, its not a damage item. Some games you need to go bkb before deso. Go watch a pro play because you have no idea what to do.

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All roles picked

>>559114464
>us east
its 1pm on a monday

>>559109375
I was there, you misunderstood everything about what people were telling you.

In dota you go farming item (bf) into either damage(deso)/survival (bkb). You only skip bf on a shit lane or you know exactly what you are doing which is not the case.

how do you play tiny off these days

>>559115845
I was saying that bf did plenty of damage in itself and that deso was not a late game item, people were saying it scales, which it does now since you get deso stacks. I clearly remember people telling me not to skip deso and buy a mkb because it was not worth it in comparison to a deso price/damage wise. I didn't misunderstand anything, I'm afraid.

man, dota 2 lore and skills explanations are so cool

weaver ult explantion
>If Skitskurr does not deem the current reality of the world to fit his desires, he simply crawls back in time to right what was wronged.
so good

>>559115845
He'll probably change his mind again after he stomps enough games to get to a level where farming creeps early matters again.

But there's nothing inherently wrong with the idea that PA should farm heroes early, not creeps. That's what we used to say in threads all the time. Farm heroes on PA, not creeps. If he does well going for an early Deso first, then it's not the end of the world. She wants to snowball and delete people before they get too fat.

>>559117718
Just remember that you don't buy Bfury for the damage, but for the cleave and farming ability, and it does matter. You could kill a creep wave one by one in 20 seconds and jump around to kill two camps before the respawn time, or you could kill 2 waves in 10 seconds + do 3-4 camps, and then do a stack of ancients your support built up for you (or you did yourself) easily without worry, and now you just finished that BKB faster than if you went naked deso into BKB. Farming effiency is not the same as fighting, and the GPM increase does change things based on how early you get that bf and how well you farm afterwards.

>>559118882
>shoots baby versions of himself at enemies
What a weirdo

>>559118882
>Marci rebukes all attempts to divine the source of her power
She is so awesome

>>559118882
I thought weaver just shifted to another timeline.

Ngl I'm having more fun with TA than I ever had with Kunkka
Maybe it's just the shiny new toy feeling but blowing up supports and walking around tanking big hits with my MEGA SHIELD is super fun
And she's hot so like... idk I mean I usually go for cool > hawt but she feels like a nice mix of both.