I imagine arguments in my head and get angry at them

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>>558979494
Saaaame... I do that several times a day.

>re9
they just need to add mercenaries or raid mode and it will be peak

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But...but /tekgen/ told me...

another +10m for Capcom that will cover the costs of every new game

being gay is my guilty pleasure

how to regrow hair

take fin and enjoy your tits, low libido and sleeping all the time

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>>558980731
death
taxes
Capcom never losing

>>558981829
sounds like a good time tbqhdesu

I am a bit surprised at just how well RE9 is doing honestly, I didn't expect it to become such a massive mainstream hit. Village did pretty well, but RE9 is currently hitting 3x the players.

>>558982352
god just shut the fuck up holy shit

CREAMPIE SEX WITH GRACE UNDER A WARM BLANKET ON A COLD WINTER NIGHT

>add leon
>win
it's just that simple

>>558982538
Don't reply to me you bald fat fuck

>>558981829
this is me and I don't take fin

>>558970951 #
>>558971096 #
even these people somehow manage to cope about their situation to not end themselves
humans are amazing

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>>558982672
>>558982894

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>>558981893
User reviews for games are usually more reliable than cr*tic reviews though.

>>558983361
no, cause users will strike on stuff based on how the wind goes that day, both scores are shit, always make your own opinion on things

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On my bed with...

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PSA: If you can't do electrics, GET YOURSELF A DUALSHOCK 4

I swear there must be some secret legacy exclusivity code from back in the day in the codebase where it makes the execution 100% times easier on a Playstation machine

I can do electrics and tjus consistently on that pad but as soon as I switch to another controller type, I have to warm up a lot before playing. Even after having not used the Dualshock 4 for several months, if I switch to it, I can do high execution moves instantly.

>>558984612
i look like this completely btw

why not posting a pic of the dualshock instead of that pear-shaped slob whose only appeal is big saggy and stretch boobs that feel like you're touching an essicated corpse at tthe touch

segregation is the only way to save the world

asking me personally > watching footage and making up your own mind > browsing specialist forums > howlongtobeat user reviews > steam reviews > asking your mum what she thinks > reddit's consensus > /v/'s consensus > throwing a dart at a board and deciding at random > seeking answers from god > reviewing the game based on nothing but blind prejudice >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> critic reviews

>>558985161
good thing this nigga only wins shit nobody cares about
no ewc for you paki bastard

i miss having sex with eric

I had to put him down for disrespecting my husband, sorry

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>>558984612
PSA: if you can't do electrics, put 2+4 on your L1 button and do electrics just with inputs from your left hand alone, you will never mistime it

>>558981829
>enjoy your tits, low libido and sleeping all the time
I had all these before Fin

The Veronicas - UNTOUCHED

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>>558985752
I don't even need to do that with the Dualshock 4, it's ridiculously easy

>>558986027
I doubt you're pulling off 95% electric accuracy in the standard way, and it makes it 10x easier for people who never done electrics

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>>558983361
doesn't really matter much in this case tho

capgawds

its so funny that ltg is so clearly zesty yet his fans consider him this paragon of masculinity

Useless but kinda interesting fact, Kuma, Panda and Nina are the only characters left with a shitty 10f punish
Bryan and Paul used to have shit 10fs as well but they were both given top tier ones in S2
I wonder if they'll do something dumb for these like giving them stance transitions or something so they get more frames
For reference bear 10f is 21 dmg and +2 and Nina is 22 dmg and +1. Average across the cast is 20+ damage and +7 or so.

>>558986027
whatever you say nigga keep posting cute asians

>>558986417
you forgot about the gorilla

just ONE MORE WEEK before the australian GP thanks GOD

>>558986027
Is it really that good? I hear they break a bit easy

Am I trippin' or is there an obscene amount of bullet magnetism when playing as Leon? At first I thought they had aim assist on by default but it's not, yet somehow as long as I shot vaguely in a zombie's direction, it would headshot.

>>558984612

I wish I could still use a DS4 for fightan'. Hit the perfect point for me ergonomically. Unfortunately, the microUSB inevitably craps out and I got tired of replacing the port or the pad itself.

>just use bluetooth retard

For some reason, I had to sit perfectly still otherwise it would stop registering inputs. Was never able to figure out exactly what the issue was there.

>>558986027
STOP MAKING ME NUT

>>558987769
Wrong thread.

I have such high charisma

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>>558985161
so... did he not know how to read and speak japanese at even a babby level before moving to japan?

sega wonned

women with penis wonned

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yes i am playing segagaga

>>558989863
what is this masterpiss

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>>558987957
nyo

>>558990438
i cant even start to imagine how good it must feel

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>>558990605
imagine what?

>>558990438
i need her to mock my tiny penis

>>558990708
having sex with her

when I went to fallout 4's midnight release they gave me a charisma bobblehead for free sadly it had no effect in real life and i'm still an autistic retard

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>>558990714
>>558990821
she seems like a proper girl, she wouldn't do any of that

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I am so cool guys

you don't need to imagine you can find out for like 70 euros in most cities

>>558990938
tekken did this to you

>>558991084
thats not what i call having sex

>>558990438
>>558990708
>>558990993

Am I retard if I move to japan for this?

>>558991742
yes, big tits on asians are a genetic anomaly

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>>558991742
>>558991871
doesn't hurt to try anon

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>>558991871
Just import some baka gaijins and run big tits eugenics program for a generation or two

Move to Japan how? Where's your long term visa and sponsoring employer? Can you speak Japanese? Under the most anti-immigration government they've had since WW2? For pussy in an infamously asexual culture? Yes you are retard.

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>>558992403
she's worth it!

>>558992403
asexual? they don't want kids doesn't mean they don't fuck

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>>558992946
look at this and tell me you don't want kids

>>558992946
Yep that's why they've invented a term for a young shut in who has to pay women to just sit with him for a bit.

other than qcb 321, ff2:1, ws32 and df112 does Paul have any other scrub killers
it's so annoying how like half of this fucking character's moves are highs that do not look like highs at all

>>558993051
Yes, dont want kids but want to PLAP
>>558992403
Im sure ill figure all that out for some pussy nigga

>>558993221
cheating is so normalised there your chances of getting prime pussy are probably easier than anywhere else in the world

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bring back infinite rematching, at least in god ranks

>>558993471
Are you sure you're not confusing your JAVs with real life?

>>558989054
seanpony?

>>558991072
A tekgen poster who can break throws? I didn't think they existed.

>>558993873
nta but i heard the same thing from a friend who lives in saitama

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It can't be denied.

>>558993475
GoD 3 or was it 4 and above has it
GoD-GoD1 sure as hell does not need it

slopkken 8

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the face of skill-based tekken

>>558994632
best girl in the thread and the world

>>558993051
>open tekgen
>become horny
you got me

where tf is iambic

how do I stop jerking it to gay twink hentai

heihachi gives mr satan energy

>>558995864
not in the slightest. you only say that cause they had the same voice actor.

>>558995714
before we help, you must help us by suggesting us some

>>558996018
heihachi is a bum fraud

no u

>>558990374
she looks tall but in-game grace is like a head shorter than everyone else

mum sent me a youtube video on reversing hairloss

JAV porn is going through a similar situation to western porn where shaved is becoming the standard and anything with hair is now way too much because it's fetish stuff for people who like unkempt disgusting jungles. It's terrible. The bushes were the only thing that made the censorship bearable.

nah fagoli
hair is for fags

are you talking about head hair or cunt hair

>>558997448
CUTE

yes

all hair is bad
give me chemo patients or give me death

guess nigga, guess

kaz main here: ever notice how high iq aliens are always bald? going bald is actually the next step in evolution

>victor chevalier
>chevalier means knight
>miguel caballero
>caballero means knight
>lidia sobieska
>sobieska means knight
Who writes this shit

>>558981893
>>558980731
>Capsloppers slurping up the yearly rehash
Tale as old as time. Capcucks have less dignity than COD fans.

wait til you realize
>jin kazama
>kazama means knight
>kazuya mishima
>mishima means knight
mind = blown

>>558998779
Harada

>>558998845
God I love when the cope is this blatant. Presumably you had no issues trusting those same capsloppers when they shat on MH Wilds.

>jack 8
>8 means knigh
Wtf

>Marshall Law
means Marshall Law
???

>>558998779
japs can't write for shit. they just look up foreign words and think that's automatically cool. even dark souls has dumb shit like "the boss with the giant hand? call him the latin word for hand"

>fully shaved pussy became popular due to porn
>pubic hair is a secondary sex characteristic and denotes a certain age
>almost all the important people during the early years of the porn industry were Jewish
hmmmmm

Tekken has a better story than balding gate.

>>558998779
Lee
Leeo
Leeroy
Leedia
Leeli

Sex with Leeo

You can have sex with Kuma in Sex Gate thoughbeit

Leo is a cute boy.

lei chaobla

Why do people always add the Chaolan when talking about Lee
It's only with him

>Kazama Jin
>Kazama Oscar
>Kazama Jun
????

>>559000381
Kazooooya miishiiimaaar

Why do you guys say the n word so much?

>go on tekken reddit
>top voted post is a Mishima player bming Anna
Peak tekken community energy love to see it

would you call wulong

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>>559000436
Kazama Rodriguez

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i'll name my first child "capcom"

If players online are breaking too many throws, they're clearly cheating

wheres scriptkiddiebro

kokoni iru yo

lil bluddy is bragging about playing games on a 8" LED screen

>>558998779
>>sobieska means knight
It doesn't.

shut up

I've erected to believe it does

>>559004801
>It doesn't.
you're right
it means My Wife

>Mishima means knight
>Kazama means knight
>Rochefort means knight

liddle bumblebee talmbout sobieska like anyone givesasheit bahahahaha

>Talmud Sobieska
shalom

>>559004134
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNDHpZH7-pk

Naria is a free agent.

:(

>>559006664
Not Neia so I don't care

i had to stop playing re because grace reminds me too much of myself

i uninstalled marathong i'm back on tekken

how was it though

new poe league looks good

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has anyone checked in on plantedmedusa

it was mid i only played solo and that was miserable

>be mariefag
>keep getting honkers ssr swimsuits

Iran should go back to the shah

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>>559009089
couldn't be me

once this war is over ill book a flight and explore the aryan culture of persia

why did i have to be alive during the age of ai slop
everything is so fucking bleak

whenever you're down, just think of leo
always works for me

>>559008543
he's iranian? i thought he was a syrian kurd or so

EVO Tehran 2027

>>558999530
chevalier is not a common name but it is a name in france
you guys know how name work right? thats why in every country you have people called knight or chevalier or caballero etc

Miguel moved to England and is now Michael Rodgers

>>559009649
hmm yes very interesting but consider the following >>559004716

>Wayne Knight
>Knight means knight

>>559010614
yes and? both things can be true at once, it's still gonna raise eyebrows like it's doing now.

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>yes and? both things can be true at once, it's still gonna raise eyebrows like it's doing now.

>even
poster above me is pretty (sf6 player)
>odd
he gay (tekken 8 player)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu5uJrEoLDE

it's here

where is miary on the tierlists these days? and what about law?

>>558980731
Its Capcom they are one of the AAA companies everyone will always defend they could have the main characters next gimmick be abusing orphans in the next game and everyone would love it.

>>559012102
both top 5

>>559012114
https://x.com/Genki_JPN/status/2027924391301157061
didnt ask

>>559012102
Polar opposites I'd say. Law is extremely strong while Miary has some clear weaknesses

>Abe
is that why it's like their 5th game with "have sex and raise children" message

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>>559012191
>Trying to sidestep Law when I'm +6
>Almost every single move he has still tracks
I don't get what they were thinking.
And don't get me fucking started on his 10f 100+damage launcher or his CH low kick into nunchuck for a to get a launch just AAAAAHHH

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Don't care still not buying capslop

Already told you I always buy 2 copies

the only reason i'm not buying re9 is because i think the price is too low and i would be ripping them off

>>559011572
yeah, in tekken, when bears are not fighting kangaroos

i know it's over
and it never really began
but in my heart
it was so real

>kangaroos cannot walk backward
harada couldn't even get that right with tekken

Roger had terrible backdash so it makes sense

>>559012153
yeah you did you care a lot

>>559012114
Didn't work for MH Wilds ;)

>>559014486
sorry it was my adhd that flared up

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Characters for this feel?

>>559015010
anna

>ai jeetslop

show some respect for ai. tekken 8 is the first fighting game developed entirely by claude opus

my hair has become long af but I cannot ever go back to a hairdresser again because they will notice my tekken bald spot and judge me silently

theres not a single LLM that would shit on tekken like murray has been doing

it's ai slop aimed at femcels it's actually really funny

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Has literal Iron Fist yet isn't in Tekken. Something isn't adding up

>>559016619
you just know she's into rimjobs

Capcom Won

why are some snake edges like King and Paul pretty safe at -12? isn't the entire point of these moves that they're reaction checks
yes you can hopkick them but what if you don't have a hopkick and you can also hopkick regular -3000 oB snake edges

If your character doesn't have an orbital or hopkick than they aren't tekken

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Breaking news:

Israel is using cannons to launch 7000 boars over the Iranian border. When the boars fall on land they will be so angry from the fall that they will start destroying Iranian buildings and attacking the people there. Just FYI to keep an eye out tekgen bros.

yeah but i mean
you can also hopkick lili snake edge on reaction (it's fucking i30)
but you can also just block it and she's -24
meanwhile these shits are i32 and -12
i reckon lili players would happily have it 2f slower in exchange for being -12

>>559017786
something something legacy

I'm high cortisol

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Fake and gay

>>559017786
They're much better buttons people give them credit for.
Both have high crush from frame 1 and for the whole duration.
They're i32, but if you wanna orbital, you have to subtract 10f, and for hopkick 5 so actually i22 which is starting to be harder and i27 which is pretty doable.
Also I'm pretty sure King's one has really good tracking too. Of course not abusable moves but they're much better and much more usable than the average snake edge. I've seen King's use it to deal with Hwoarangs and Steves doing barrages of highs that you can't stand up to punish.

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>>559019123
>>559019517
>>559019717
I much prefer this autistic tone @grok has to the more whimsical and slightly more sycophanty tone of sam's robot.

getting awfully tired of people not rematching!

grrr!

member that time nina broke into anna's house and took a picture of her naked (this is a very serious crime)

boargen

https://x.com/i/status/2028039218363314580
this game is so shit
the flop is gonna be nuts

>>559020117
>quick match
I just find it lame instead

All the big Tekken players and streamers wanting DOA and Virtual Fighter to fail will not be fun.

>>559020341
holy SOVL

>>559020341
kino

can you still use the steam dlc unlocker thing to play the new characters without paying without getting banned?

femcels do not exist

>>559021493
>banned
lol nah,
>arrested and fined
yeaaa happened to my uncle, 3k fine for unlocking heihachi

that's what a femcel would say

Dating idea:
>Femcel on a date with an incel

>>559020341
more neuch than masher 8
thats crazy

>>559021509
they do but they're all either trannies or cis women that have 2 or more of the following qualities:
- fat
- not white
- autistic
- didn't learn to doll themselves up
- extreme social anxiety

DATING A MAN: A TEKKEN STORY

we're all switching to pokemon champions

>>559021493
>without getting banned?
So far yeah, but Valve and Steam shut down a different unlocker before. Nobody that I know of including me got banned but they straight up had a message for it and told me to delete that shit.
End of the day it's a "risk"

im glad reina is bad i hate her
she isnt even bad too

if seeing food makes your mouth water then why doesn't seeing water make your mouth food

>>559024160
>Get unsoku 3 instead of ewgk so reina just walks like a retard
it feels so fucking bad, I give up on her after getting that shit too many times.
Honestly used to think Reina was insanely strong but man some of her matchup are also cancer. Do people just switch character if they're against Xiaoyu or Yoshimitsu?

just realized you can probably make a pretty decent Grace with Nina since they have the same hairstyle
finna do her tomorrow

Barry? Where's Barry?

>>558986417
you forgot about claudio and asuka

kinda funny asuka is a defense character but has dogshit block punishes which further encourages her monkey mash playstyle

>asuka is a defense character
no one with a brain said that ever

>>559025749
i can sort of understand if you classify defense characters on two things: how good their panic tools are and how good their block punishment is
but that's a relic from another time, like how Bryan was supposed to have middling punishment due to having an i14 launch and now he has arguably some of the best standing punishment in the game

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iYUdS3DmFU

https://youtu.be/COcIidg3DAg
It's up, Jinbros

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what's his tekken main?

all my aunts say I'm a hot stud. they can't all be wrong.

any good links for learning korean backdash timing on socd h*tb*x? most of the youtube videos just explain the notation but no guidance on the proper timing...

having more than one aunt is gay if you really think about it

>>559025901
24ers should honestly all end themselves

>>559024160
>Unsoku 3
What move is this, it's not listed on Okizeme

hi, i love men.

>>559028492
It should've been df3 (easy mode crouch dash) because that's what shitters get when they mistime ewgk

>>559028576
we know, leo

tekken doesn't have defensive character in any game, mashing safe ch's isn't defense

tekken defends your virginity

pretty much this

skimma just called a GoD lili trash player

hows re9

>>559027362
of course this nigger is arguing that jin should be the only one to keep his wallsplatting heat smash

gothic, atmospheric, kino

>>559029121
p gud

action, reused assets and atmosphere, mid

>>559028492
probably means this
https://okizeme.gg/database/reina/WDS.3?search=3&movesPerPage=48&page=2
no idea what the fuck WDS even is

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>>559029219
This is reality.
Never ever take anything Nova says about Jin seriously, this one character just causes him to go from having mostly correct opinions to the most retarded ones

from the ground up

hows men

>>558979314
Imagine being bald

dont call it resident evil without tank control and fixed camera angles

black history month is over

don't call it tekken without 2d plane and background with irl pics

>horror game
>kung fu
>sniper rifles
>ARs
fuck you i aint falling for the john wick meets zombies scam and fuck the ugly blondie part

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>>559029657
Don't have to imagine reality.

No one is trying to trick you except your schizophrenic mind

i took my jewpills tho

DEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

dieh

>>559027362
blud really played the "he sneeds it" card

please reinatroon SORYA my bussy hole i need it

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What's next for Jin and Hwoarang?

>>559029932
why are you hating on resident evil 4

>>559027362
>you need to use heat smash as a whiff punisher because his damaging lows are reactable
>hellsweep i20
>db4 i20
why do people take this guy even mildly seriously?
anybody who says i20 is reactable should just go and sign up for the first tekken tournament they find. if you can react to every i20 or slower move in the game you are literally unassailable, not even Ulsan or Lowhigh or whathave you could open you up.

>>559029559
p gud

>>559030261
it’s also RE8 and 9, the whole series is a scam to make little troonies scream a few times while fingering their herpes ridden buttholes to leon keknedy

>>559029219
>>559030191
>>559030340
THE INTELLECTUAL FAILURE OF /tekgen/ AND HORRIBLE NARCISSISTIC NATURES OF POSTS THAT CANNOT GRASP MY PROWESS OF TRUTH CAN NOT BE UNDERSTATED [8:31:5 ]

i bought wukong on sale a week ago and bought re9 on release i will play the latter once i finish the chinkslop im also addicted to strong painkillers but it has nothing to do with the previous words

>>559030425
what did this innocent series do to hurt this dawg. is it a bamco fanboy thing?

>>559030628
nah it’s just pure slop except re2 and kill yourself no dad having nigger

he's mindbroken by /v/, re is popular so we gotta hate it now

>>559030723
quit reposting old shit

>>559030628
>bamco fanboy
cant believe these exist ngl

yeah my daddy went to buy cigarettes and never came back…

>>559030628
ask him directly here >>>/v/734088648

re9 won’t come close so SH2 remake but yous brainlet tranny enjoyer can’t grasp that idea, you re not goyims for nothing after all

Will the fgc just ignore that Arslan knew about the bombings and everything else?

>sh2 remake
holy goycattle

Tekken 8 ?

Virtua Fighter 6 ?

>>559031090
stop mentioning pro players and ecelebs and get yourself a life loser

>>559031240
nothing to do with tekken

>>559030425
This raging little zoomer never played 4 back in the day, I can tell.

Dead or Alive 7? finna cop

no man above 18 yo uses the word loser without being homo

>>559031240
nigga fuck that game, fuck you and fuck michael murray

>>559031503
im older than your drug addict tribal tatted xbox fan landwhale dating big brother faggot

>>559028492
>>559029441
https://okizeme.gg/database/reina/UNS.d%2B4?movesPerPage=48&search=UNS
this but without any attack and just the walk
seems like you can't really "react" if you do it wrong either so it's a pretty funny way they get punished

>>559031379
Don't give me hollow orders and just answer the question or be quiet!

hey twins this is comfy tonight

why is everyone fighting when we're going back to basics?

>>559030425
demoted to what rank tonight?

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>>559030770
no

bluncs defending re9… all hope is lost

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>>559027362
>>559029219
>>559030340
Dude UNIRONICALLY said he needs the heat smash wallsplat because Jins hellsweep is reactable LMFAOOOOOO
Anyone that takes his opinions seriously is failing an IQ test
>>559030538
Jeremy would be doing at least 10hours just for part one

>>559032023
i havent played since clive lil nigga

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>Capcom and Team Ninja since 2017 be like: "Sorry for party rockin'"
>Bandai Namco:

>>559032067
this they must defend the honor of mm and d8

>lil nigga
>loser
>kek

This such a better place when the passfaggot isn’t around

>>559032382
second this, no anime in sight

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>>559032221
SHIT!