>>559112295
Pakistan will never recover from this

Is he right?
https://x.com/i/status/2028463339441991825

the new fgc:
dress code - every tournament is a black tie event
etiquette - no smiling/laughing/distractions from the players or audience. begin and end every set with a firm handshake and a brief gender affirmation mantra (failure to properly recite the gender affirmation mantra will result in a fine and suspension from all rickthehadou affiliated tournaments)
sportsmanship - if your opponent is in distress you must pause the match and ask them how they are feeling. if a hug is requested the players must hug on stage for no less than 1 minute (to be timed by a tournament organizer)

>>559112756
season 2 target audience

Shit I forgot to try out Fightcade

Shit I forgot to Shit

I WANT TO LIVE

if patch isnt good im on dix forever

capcom is too far ahead now, ace combat cannot compete to save tekken, it is over

>>559112756
murray's biggest sin is getting retards to believe that gaps in offense are an oversight and should be emergency patched

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaIntaTb-PM
Tekken could NEVER

My Dualshock 4 controller is breaking apart and Valve still can't release Steam Controller. I'm in controller limbo.

>>559114814
ok then where are the CAPCOM RESIDENT EVIL NIKE SHOES?!

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>>559114814
>Leon drives a soccer mom SUV
OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHA

calm down Jake

https://www.instagram.com/reels/DVXUNrGioEj/

it's up

>>559115232
His hair is starting to look like Paul's ITS MA'AM hair so it fits.

Buying Porsche SUV is little like buying a buying a computer but the OS is console based. It makes no sense.

>>559115776
i think you should stick to food analogies

>>559115635
I have GTA6 wait fatigue. AC8 will be better. As will GT8.

a much needed explanation in these trying times
https://x.com/Shidosha/status/2028346621356839239

>>559115881
A Porsche SUV is like going to a fancy dinner and ordering hot dogs.

wabazoom wabazaam fellas
I was thinking of playing t8 but I really don't want to

>>559116020
>needs a whole novel to explain why whiffing a wr attack will get you killed
WOW THE DEPTH

i love men

Pokchop made top 8 at a major tournament last year, but he already booked his flight because he didn't think he would, so he just went home.

>>559116020
>If you look at the round count, there are so many more rounds to go so if Virgo wants a chance to win, he MUST stop Shun from drinking.
kino.

TMM: "Beef sets are childish"

GOOD
ASS
THUGGERY

i'm cleaning my room wish me luck

>>559115776
My old boss went one step more redundant and bought an electric Porsche

TMM: "Another man had sex with my wife"

>>559116089
good one

>>559118617
worst part is she enjoyed it so much that she left TMM, that says a lot about TMM sex skill LMFAO

you get it by having sex multiple times, guess who got 0 lvl?

they were never married. they had a kid out of wedlock and broke up

i hate women so much aaaaaaaa grrrr

having a kid is bad enough but having one without even being married is literally the hellmark of mental issues

37 year old male model that looks 17

I'd say tmm is closer to 19 or 20

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type THANK YOU to accept your invitation

>>559120103
AND MORE

>>559120103
I would literally skip my marriage anniversary to join this even if I was married and both were on the same day

>>559116020
https://x.com/burnoutfighter/status/2028376284603232405

>>559116020
seems like a pretty shit game no wonder it died

>>559116020
this is a real knowledge check

>>559119317
I genuinely think TMM just wanted a kid
I think he's legit gay

stopped drinking

didnt ask

tekken players not getting the shun moment demonstrates the design weakness that lead to heat and "aggression". VF always gives you reasons to interact with your opponent. even with a life lead it prbably isn't optimal to stand there doing nothing. tekken mostly on accident ended up with a ssystem that lets you be non commital all the time but they couldn't think of a way to fix that besides canned mixups. they didn't think about why tekken is the only game that lests you block and backdash at the same time.

ayo ima boot up t7 and just backdash in training mode

>>559120396
holy... fucking... kino...

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it's a sign of our sick, jewified society that a new nu-capbuck game was able to not only survive but thrive

TEKKEN
STILL
LEADS
THE PACK

>2.5 weeks until Tekken finally dies
Can't fucking wait

>>559114814
Why would he drive a shitty Panamera? He would drive a manual 718 Cayman because he is literally me.

>>559121736
this but unironically

>anticapcom guy also has terminal /pol/brain
/v/ origin story seeming more likely each passing day

i got a dui bros

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>procapbuck guy also an evil butthurt kike
elders of zion story seeming more likely each passing day

>you're not supposed to praised good games
ok

>>559123521
based... based. keep drinking king! dont let them keep you down

>>559123521
not based... putting other people in danger just because you refuse to take your meds is not cool

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It's over for Sony and Nintendo

no need for drugs and alcohol when we're going back to basics in 2 weeks

>>559125082
thats why i stopped drinking

tekken is healing

>>559101005
Your first funny post

>samefagging

its amazing how Steve players were known for their timing as if it was their "timing" and not b1 being probably the most broken button there has ever been in tekken
T8 b1 is probably the closest it has been to balanced and it's still THE most important tool the character has

>b1 counter hits: epic timing
>magic 4 counter hits: booooooriiing

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>>559127671
holy...

>>559127671
superior game built on superior technology

footprints in the sand is a forgotten technology

i tried this at the beach and couldnt get it to work

Yeah I checked in real life and there were no footprints in the sand, murray was right as usual

tekken 8 is so ass
but sf6 is also so ass

masher 8 deserved to lose this gen of fighters

my faith in murrays vision cannot be shaken

still playing dl the beast

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>Tekken ass
big fan

>heat burst removed entirely
>heat engagers let you hold b to not go into heat
>heat smashes no longer interact with hazards
>heat engager strings no longer launch, only get a followup. launches are exclusive to single hit heat engagers
>you now take 100% damage during rage art armour

this game could be so much better
not good, but much better

>>559114369
The fact that Bamco is putting all their bets on a literal simulator shows how far they're gone. Not even Microsoft tried making MS Flight Sim their header and they're going under.

>>559118617
he said that in stream?

https://www.twitch.tv/themainmanswe/clip/BlazingImportantTildeANELE

bro it wasn't funny when tmm said it and it isn't funny years later when you're trying to force it

>you can just farm the same 2 GOD or GOD1 players to get GOD3 in NA
NA tekken...

>>559127669
>>559127486
Same way Steve has been considered core, trve Tekken since forever despite being a 2D character for his entire existence.

>>559128809
Is she dead?

what was the last character added with a full throw game, Drag?
seems like Bamco doesn't care much about that anymore

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https://xcancel.com/KickingMachinee/status/2028463339441991825#m
One of the funniest tweets of all time

scroll up nigga blud

i'm sorry mom and dad for disappointing you, your son will always be a failure

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>>559116020
>The only thing he could have done was: try to mash yet another attack to save himself.

>I hope that adds some context to the situation #PlayMoreVF

I'm forever grateful for the Tekken throw system.

I'm forever grateful for Gran Turismo 7

I'm jerking off to futa porn.

you ever masturbate to a red ferrari 458?

>>559133291
Azucena nigga

>>559134579
tell us more about it

>>559133291
Reddit King

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Attention from 4chan bundas is addictive even the smallest crumb

>>559134872
You need to go outside more bro

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>HNM (Harda, Nakatsu, Murray) canonically jobbed against Lily

>>559134723
azucena has a full throw game? i didn't even know, they never throw

>>559134723
>>559135230
she doesn't

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I'd job to lili

Still appalled that phidx has a following this is the cringiest human being ever

you only say that because he's ugly

>Tekken8 about to release its first 3rd season character
>Sf6 about to just release their 3rd s3 character after 1 and a half year

phil would be less annoying if he stopped trying to be aris

poof

phid doesn't try to be aris he's one of these #hyper #adhd #loud streamers and that's what makes him so annoying because you can just see how fake he is

finna buy re9 I think brehs

>>559135473
Golden bikini is cheating

I loh you Tekgen brehs

The trick to getting to TGS is just hold df on opponent wake-up everyone does a fucking wakeup kick

in a gadda de vida baby

>>559136150
somebody shoot that guayyyyyuh

Capcom Won

crapcum lost

the eczema on my leg vanished
2026 is /ouryear/

mashallah

Still playing bloodborne

>>559143625
bloodborne isn't that long. what are you even doing

truth be told father gascoigne filtered me

Mardukbros....
Don't lose hope....

marduk is the biggest piece of shit character in all of fighting games

i i i i just bought more land in the metaverse

mental verse

wanna hear my mental verse?
deah
yeah, deah
d-d-d-d-deah
DEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>559121594
Usually I'd say that's bait but knowing how utterly retarded fighting game fans are, you might actually think what you said isn't the dumbest thing ever.
Quite impressive how stupid some can be.

>>559121594
>VF always gives you reasons to interact with your opponent
such as? from that video it seems just a character thing, can any other character power themselves up by just standing there and forcing you to interact with them?

and by the way tekken already has this with yoshi and jun self heals

you can literally kicharge in tekken

guys come bump /3dfg/ a lil, help your lil bro out

Reminds me of Eliza snoozes. I loved sleeping on max range and once they saw my bars slowly fill they went mega panic and ran in to throw launchers but the entire wakeup animation had an auto block.

>VF always gives you reasons to interact with your opponent
really easy to have when your game is a range 0 masher

im dinkin im finna mash

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Hello!
When was the last time you played? How are you?

were spitting mental verses huh?
yeah yuh yeah yeah
turn my headphones up
oh okay uh huh
asukas tits--my face (uh)
drinking every day (uh)
never had a job (uh huh)
nuggets in the oven bruh
debt collector calling, i dont pick it up
i smoke my j, i smoke it up
neighbor complaining, i dont give a fuck
transferred money from my fanduel to klarna to buy doordash for lunch
ate that shit, it tasted good
booted up tekken and set the mood (smoked up)
and played til i passed out
saw asuka on the home screen, then i came in my pants and i blacked out

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>>559149507

>>559150142
what we tell em

>>559150215
bakk up

>>559149448
like 3 hours ago

oh my days bruv, ur tellin me, people still play dis game

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JVnZYDsIOY

>>559150619
tranny music gross

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>>559150619
Thank you, I enjoyed that song. It was kind of weak during the chorus / hook but super catchy and cute otherwise.
Sounds like Spyro 1 music with how bass heavy it is.
>>559150319
How was it?

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>>559150982
The game? It's aight, mentally I'm waiting for S3.

>>559151119
Fingers crossed for good patch notes.

>>559150934
dumb zoomer

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>>559151167
it's hard being part of the loyal 6k

ayorichie is playing with NAbluds

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>>559151357
Sometimes the brainworms tell me
>"You could be GoD if you never quit"
and they make me reinstall. Haven't touched ranked.

>>559149448
Like 17hrs ago.
Got an itchy butt.

>>559144145
Ng+, trying to get all stats to 99 for shits and giggles.
Also creating challenges for myself (using fists only to beat the game, only parry ect) and chalice dungeons.

>>559135730
>he's ugly
he isn't

>>559151357
T8 apparently has 430k unique players.

that's more than most MMOs nowadays, excluding the top dogs, what the fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3O5JOdZ7wU

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>>559152209
I was surprised by that number too but apparently 444k different accounts played Tekken in the last 30days. They pull their data from Tekkens online replays so these numbers are correct.
Maybe the consoles have more players than we thought or Tekken players simply aren't as active as other communities like how an overwatch player sits in game every single day without fail.

>>559152747
what the fuck?

THAT'S WHY THEY'VE BEEN SITTING ON THEIR ASSES ALL SEASON LONG, PEOPLE WILL KEEP PLAYING AS LONG AS THEY PUT OUT NEW PASSES AND COSTUMES AND OPERATORS

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>>559153541
Welcome to Tekken where the fans are so horribly addicted nothing will stop em from enjoying the objectively best fighting game ever made.
I have never missed a single battle pass.

>>559152923
everyone that plays this game takes breaks because it rapes your brain
there are tons of console bluds

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>>559154006

that but instead of my brain it's ling

>>559154301
To be expected from such a hard game.
>>559154357
You don't get to give me that look after fucking Leroy u slut.

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imagine if instead of rebooting every 5 years, sf actually takes 3rd strike as a base and builds upon that with each subsequent installment

>>559151545
The worst thing you could do for yourself if you really wanted to hit GoD is stop playing. You'll get rusty in both execution and reaction.
Just keep playing and learning and youll hit it. Its not hard its just conditioning

Murray infiltrating the thread to goad anons into playing

>>559154812
And then what?
Is it gonna become a 3D game with good movement and awesome characters and delete all its own trash characters nobody wants besides Akuma and add a rage and heat mechanic and screws and then have a story about Kazumi hiring Akuma and then rename itself to Tekken?
Cause if not then why are we even talking about that garbage.

>>559154812
but /tekgen/ told me third strike was bad

>>559135735
there's 5 months between miary and kuni

>>559148129
you can never ignore your opponent precicely because of ringouts, throws being a true guess and throws always losing to strikes. the last part is especially important.

What's the break window on steves wallpush? That shit keeps fucking me up.

3rd strike has good movement dudes

1+2 but it's so fast you usually can't react in time

made some reina ragequit lmaoooooo

>>559156739
Not the break, I know that one. The break window because as you said it's so fucking fast I can't really react in time. It has to be shorter than the usual 20f.

>>559157042
https://okizeme.gg/database/steve/SWY.1%2B2
10f lol

>>559146924
watch any old competetive ttt1 match. the rounds always end in time out even in matches with hellsweep characters because getting the life lead encourages you to just backdashing until the timer runs out. positioning is never important because every stage is a pure infinite. throws are no threat so the only characters that can make comeback against nothing but backdashing are the ones with a low 50/50. the solution for the tekken devs was always nerfing backdash distance instead of letting it be strong but not totally safe like literally every other game. the irony being that time outs still happen because every combo is a 15 second cutscene now.

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>>559156983

>>559157130
literally fixed in the next game by removing infinite stages, stop yapping

>>559157123
Fkn steve man.. at 10f startup with a 10f windows it's unreactable. Basically a guard break. I dunno when it becomes a 15d startup but even then it's disgustingly hard at 25f..

FUCK STEVE

Tekken 4 with a real backdash, removed jfs and fixed wall combos is the peak of the series

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i'm up for a rematch anytime

>>559157130
Yeah, and that's a good thing. If I want to play a defensive keepout style the game should allow me to and Tekken does it. Also, backdashes aren't safe in T8 anymore. The neutral frames between the bb don't block anymore.

please remove neutral guard altogether

>>559157464
Shut up, steve. Nobody likes you.
>>559157665
Shut up, anon. Your ideas are trash.

T8 straight up killed Paul and Steve

>>559157731
name 1 objective benefit of neutral guard

>>559157794
I wish.

>>559157861
Nina...

>>559157849
Not having to get cramps holding a fucking guard button all day long.
Or in Tekkens case holding the stick into back which would make backdashes feel horrendous and we'd constantly be walking backwards. Also punishing becomes fucking annoying cause you'll accidentally do moves with the b input.
If you hate neutral guard play the gorilla and spam cancans, those break neutral guard and launch.

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>>559158085
all unc reasons, not valid

>>559150982
Make her take her dress off

Epstein is in the Murray files

>>559154612
She didn’t fuck him, Leroy abused by taking over the oil fields of her father and gaining authority over her

>>559158173
Anyone who thinks having to hold a Drivers Vigilance Device like a train conductor to play a fighting game has brainrot beyond repair. There is nothing fun about that shit.

Murray files involve rape of franshises

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>>559158909
if you're unc just switch to leverless XD

Fucj

what do you mean british peepo eat spotted dick LOL

hey guys, you can't smurf in unranked. just letting you all know that's not what smurfing is

>>559158991
I might be gay but I'm not that gay. I would never trade in my fighting edge for a zoomer box.

>>559157597
backdash still autoblocks. you are just getting hit in the middle of your bb input which already existed in prior games. applay has a video about exactly this.

>>559159464
Yes, that's what I said but it didn't exist in T7. I remember everyone moaning how we can't safely backdash anymore when 8 released.

>>559157283
tekken 4 also removed backdash cancelling past a certain range to the consternation of tekken players. that shows how their minds always go straight toward limiting your ability to move instead of creating more risks for it.

>>559160001
it did eexist in 7 and that's what first got applay's attention. investigating all those "why am i getting hit at -9" reddit posts. it's pretty much a niche situation caused by cloppy inputs. nobody gets hit by jab into df1 while backdashing

damn xena's actress aged like shit

that's all white women

>>559160248
Well something had to have changed. In 7 I only ever remember getting shat on during the db of a kbd while
In 8 I get clipped in a regular backdash frequently and apparently others have noticed it too. I doubt the entire community just developed retardation overnight.

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>>559160685
not this one

>>559160882
Give me the skin mod immediately.

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>>559160498
lucy lawless is still pretty hot

>>559160731
applay specifically says in the video that nothing changed and he thinks the reactions have become more common post-heat because you are put into heavy blockstun more often.

Timer scam tactics are bad because they are boring for everyone involved at once. both of the players and the audience. Guilty Gear created negative penality to prevent it but even then mistakes like the bridget vs potemkin matchup were so bad that negative penalty couldn't prevent bridget from staying at the top of the screen the whole match

>>559162348
Factually wrong as I enjoy those a lot.
Next.

>>559162348
Nah, I like em
No blanket statements thanks anon

Why does every anon believe they are some 200IQ game designer and know how to make the perfect game.

>>559163081
idk if its every anon but T8 definitely makes people feel overconfident with their opinions due to handing everyone mandated wins in their baby game

i guess i should just play ranked. i'm getting too many people adding me annoyed that i'm beating their ass.

watch more than a single round of bridget vs potemkin and come back. literally no though goes into situations where it's not possible for one player to win. if you think it's fine then nobody should ever complain about arslan's infinite stage counterpicks ever again.

wall push that guarantees b2, that guarantees b1+2 wallsplat, that guarantees 100 damage...

I only complain about Arslan kuni infinite because he is paki, not because of the strat