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Royal guardian edition

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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.

-DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1-4
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1671210/DELTARUNE/

-The Old Game
>https://undertale.com
-The Old Game's Demo
>https://undertale.com/demo

-The New Game
>https://deltarune.com

-The New Game's Progress
>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/winter2025/
>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/
>https://deltarune.com/#news
>https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqn3p9

-Merch
>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/undertale
>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/deltarune

-Books
-Undertale Artbook
>https://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk

-Legends of Localization - Undertale
>https://pastebin.com/DkZaXMpi

-Extra Content
>https://undertaleqa.tumblr.com
>https://undertale.com/alarmclock
>https://deltarune.com/sweepstakes/
>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/

-Undertale/Deltarune Text Dumps & Screenshots
>https://pastebin.com/WG9u1fvH

-Undertale Image Collections
>https://pastebin.com/g2JqH6Ba

-Booru
>https://utg.vidya.pics/

-Recommendbin
>https://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6

-Writebins
>Current: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZaYVvltQ_Rmf-ggszf1bwmYDW2NUcfpTYU7JzfyMhVE
>Old: https://writebin.surge.sh

-Comicbin
>https://pastebin.com/UJpBYSEE

-Fangamebin
>https://archive.is/iSiFg

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>https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//utg/

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personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
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>>558990372
>Krautsie trying to gatekeep when he won't even play the full game out of some bizarre spite
Holy lol
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>>558990491
what happened here?
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>>558990372
dark hero, my curious lil cutie pie~~~~~~
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Is it okay if I don’t understand any theories or anything like that and I just play the games if that’s okay please
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>>558990763
Anon posted his attempted new thread op as a comment

I like that he used the picture I posted on here a while back, so I forgive him for his baka act
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>It was Halloween night, a mere hour before the festival was to begin
>Kris and Susie were getting dressed up for the occasion, both trying something a bit different for a change
>Susie had already bragged about her Godzilla costume to all her friends, she figured keeping it a surprise would be too hard
>Though Kris had no such qualms, they had somehow managed to elude all of her poking and prodding about the identity of this years costume
>They'd probably be a dog or a vampire, "something cheesy" she thought to herself, as she waited outside the bathroom for them.
>The wait was short lived, as they came out of the bathroom dressed in something truly eye catching
>a sleek black catsuit with a beautiful sheen coming from the lights in the hall
>a tail and sharp claws, petite black ears poked out from their hair, black high heeled boots bringing their short stature upward, and scarlet red eyes that cloud pierce steel with a single gaze
>"uh... thought you were more of a dog person, heh." Susie said, hiding very poorly how flustered she was
>They smiled at her in a way she cherished greatly, before bringing up their hand, sitting something in her palm
>it was a black collar, with a single ring in the middle
>"Couldn't get the strap around my neck. do it for me." They spoke succinctly, straight to the point as they always were.
>Susie did as she was told, wrapping the collar around Kris's neck, and with a quick slide, the last strap had gone through the buckle keeping it all together
>Taking the opportunity at hand knowing she may never get another chance, Susie pulled Kris by their collar into a quick kiss, letting go right after.
>Neither said a word as they left to have the night of their lives
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>>558990751
why would i? i played it to the end back in 2025.
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hey guys!
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If nobody responds to me I will cry
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>>558991079
:3
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>>558991237
hey.
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>>558991102
yet you refuse to reload a pacifist chapter 4 save, my cute little tsundere~ so stubborn~~~
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>>558991292
:D
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>>558991390
I wonder if Toby set it up like that because there actually will be a mike reveal in ch5 and he didn't want people to see it on their first go through of the chapter
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Waaaahhhhhhhhhhh wahhhhhhhhh
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>>558991572
0_0
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I love fish
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>>558991592
I dunno, he did make a post telling people to reload their chapter 4 saves. Maybe chapter 3 was too long and he had to make it fit into 4 instead?
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>>558991853
OwO
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>>558990506
Hooman!
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>>558991237
oof that's rough buddy
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>>558991973
<3
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>>558992168
<3
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>>558992154
My hooman girls are cute even as gotes
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>>558990586
doodle from some seam discussion
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>>558992382
no hard feelings seam-pal, but i think you should rethink your image-naming convention.
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>>558991961
chapter 3 was developmentally a mess so that's not off the table
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>>558992181
The one with a scar deserves extra affection, probably ran into FRIEND on a bad day or something.
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Alphys and Sans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFQCX6tIzC4
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Hug
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>>558992382
friend being seam's lost smile and tail or at least a parallel to it, oh shit I like that
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Describe what you would do sexually to my penis please
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>>558992717
to be fair: toby said from the beginning that ch3 will be respite from the meaningful story and will just be a "toybox" of sorts and he wasn't lying when he made warioware into a chapter.

the nintendo influence can be felt in ch3 and ch4 a lot.
the tenna fight theme had a segment that had this odd mario-esque feeling to it and then they mixed "mama mia" into jackenstein's fight.
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>>558993024
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>>558993143
hammer a knitting needle down the urethra
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>>558993306
>will be respite from the meaningful story
he's never said that, he's never called it filler. he just said it was the odd one out
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>>558993568
No no you’re not supposed to say that
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>>558993623
and he said something about it not being story-heavy.
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>>558993143
shoot my cum into your urethra overwriting yours with my own
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>>558993640
get fucking ready
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>>558993143
blow it off with a gun
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>>558993842
his words were
>The concept was, "As a break from the regular formula, let's have a crazy board game like Mario Party!"

not anything about it lacking story.

if you can find a quote about it not being story heavy, i am open to hear it though
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>>558993568
what the fuck.
nice.
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>>558992382
I'm not sure what this would mean like thematically and all that but somehow this feels right
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>>558993893
Hmm..,. Maybe

>>558993937
>>558993954
No no no. You’re supposed to write a very erotic post not this stop you’re ruining everything
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>>558994145
now that I got a maybe I'm cutting the webbings of your toes with paper cuts and pouring lemon juice + salt into it. Hope you're happy
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>>558994136
it would mean seam probably has one pinky eye and one yellowy one
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This Earth Day
Bryan Cranston
Is
"ASGORE"
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https://pixel-converter.ameniwa.com/
Cool tool
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>>558993842
>>558994054
nta, this is from a newsletter:
>As you can tell, this chapter is shaping up to be a pretty strange one. I mostly focused on unusual gameplay elements, and it's not too heavy on the story. Since it's so frivolous, I feel a bit self-conscious about it... but, at least I got to try something different!

>Anyway, Chapter 4 will be a much more standard chapter!
https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/summer23/
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>>558994581
Original pic
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>>558994760
i see, fair enough
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>>558994373
Go fuck yourself
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>>558994760
>exactly what i was saying
>N-nyo you are wrong b-because you are LE kraut and i don't le like you because you are epic hitler homeboy!!!1!
i have not heard an apology yet.
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>>558995589
I can't
But he can now
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>>558995692
>>N-nyo you are wrong b-because you are LE kraut and i don't le like you because you are epic hitler homeboy!!!1!
when was that ever said. op said they were open to hearing otherwise.
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>>558995692
i didn't even know it was you who replied to me, or which comment is yours. don't be a victim
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>>558995910
anon, things don't need to be said to be known.
some of you are driven by spite and when i say A you'll say B not because you believe B to be true, but just because i said A.

don't die on hills for me.
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>>558996270
some things do need to be said to be known. all I saw was a normal, casual conversation in which two people disagreed and one said they were open to differing proof. stop victimizing yourself.
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>>558996528
until next time then.
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imagine skinning kraut alive and he yells and screams at you to stop but you dont lol
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>>558936690
Thanks for linking this, it has a lot of good art.
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>>558994136
Ok let me actually try to logic this out
FRIEND = The parts of Seam that were torn off, that's the claim being made
Who tore Seam's parts out? Apparently their hypothetical tail was torn off by "cruel, loving hands," and considering the characters related to Seam (and especially with Seam appearing on Asriel's computer) this seems like Kris to me
This would make FRIEND a representation of Kris's antisocial tendencies but ERAM fits in that slot already so this is probably way off course
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NO! NOOOOOOOO!!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STIMMY ME!!
the seven dead generals:
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i love pippins
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*drifts by*
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no one will notice me jerking off if its in the desert
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Whenever I see a random artist's art that I like, I go to check their profile, and it's just full of dying skinny palestinians. always
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>>558998698
this is why i follow japanese drawslaves instead
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>>558993143
put a little hat and coat on it
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>>558996296
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>>558994581
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>>558998837
>the result
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>>558998514
hey there little guy
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>>558993143
go back to /haha/
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this tumbleweed aint big enough for the both of us,buster
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>>558999052
funny seeing you here
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howdy there
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>>558998956
i think its weird how much he loves ralsei that he stops you from even badmouthing him, but noelle? yeah we can somehow rape her.

this game is so gay for ralsei its fucking weird.
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>>558999089
i dont have any money for the train back.. sorry
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>>558999149
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>>558999149
Hey.
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can you rapers all leave my 2km patch of the desert badlands im trying to jerk off to fave butt pictures on my phone
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>>558999768
>2km
radius?
anon, that ain't much, i can see that far.
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>>558997432
Yeah I think we have enough Kris parallel Darkners already, but I do like that idea of what Friend is even if I don't entirely agree with it. (King's dialogue can also be used as evidence if interpreted literally) Another candidate for the person who ripped up Seam is Dess, who is known to be rough with her instruments and could've repaired them as she has yarn and buttons in her room. (Probably not the same material but you get the gist)
Another angle this idea can be tied to is the shadow crystals that both Friend and Seam are connected to. I'm still unsure of the exact relation but the fallen star text is reminiscent of the shadow crystals, or at least linked somehow because of the water and glass similarity. One possibility is that they come from the fallen star's tears, which are kind of like a part of the fallen star and also tied to the pain itself poem. Seam is collecting the shadow crystals, in doing so they seem to regain some of their hope at seeing you be able to defeat adversaries like Jevil and the Knight. In a sense, by collecting tears (tears that were spilled/parts that were torn off), they become more like their old self.
Unrelated, the only time 'magician' is used for a character other than Seam is for the sword magician Asriel liked. I dunno if that means anything.
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>>558999220
I mean, it takes several "Proceeds" to actually put the ring on her. I figure if we got multiple choice windows in a row to do something bad to Ralsei, Kris wouldn't be able to resist for long either. The Soul really needed Noelle, so it persisted.
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>>558999601
kris gives me a massive boner, get me while its still hot
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>>558993143
Walk away not even sparing a glance behind me as I do so
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just how many rapers is utg hiding
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He's all in

CAPTCHA: He's all in
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>>559000267
More than you can count
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>Is Seam True Identity... GASTER?!
>Deltarune Chapter 5 Now Makes Sense
>PINK & GOLD: How Colors Reveal Deltarune's Ending
>The Anatomy of Dark Worlds
>Why Gaster is Green and In Between
>Ralsei Lied
>DELTARUNE Toilet Theory | A Fresh Take on the Depths
>The Death of Gaster: Using Literary Analysis to Solve Deltarune
>Holiday Requiem Theory
>SHE'S ALIVE
>Weirdly obscure behavior in deltarune's light world menu
>Why Spamton is SO IMPORTANT to Deltarune (And it's Future)
>Is Deltarune Turning into Undertale?
>The Impact of Undertale's Colors
>DELTARUNE Theory / Asriel's Dust 2.0 - A Horrifying Sequel
>Was Gerson married to GASTER!?
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>>559000298
So fucking cute
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>>558999912
thats the legal range in my state
im not going to ask you twice i am heavily armed
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>>558991572
Hey Butte- Numbersbro*

>>558999912
You kraut
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>>559000461
>*red circle and arrow in thumbnail*
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>>559000267
at least two, possibly more
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>>559000512
i am heavily legged.
>>559000548
what me?
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>>559000448
More than 3!? fuuuuuuuck
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>>559000298
He's all in.
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>>559000298
>he does this every time
>he just really likes saying that
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After Tenna's meltdown, Pluey had to settle for a corporate job instead.
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what a dumb faggot lol!
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>>559000461
I searched up the Gerster one but it seems to be tackling multiple theories instead of just spreading the faith to the Youtube masses and forgets that Gaster is a monster, disappointing
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>>559000698
sorry, ''yo* kraut
my keyboard is old and it produces typos often.
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Imagine walking down the casino district of TV World and being swarmed by drunk pippinses of several degrees trying their best to flirt with you because they think you look like you have some points to spare
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>>559000461
>>Was Gerson married to GASTER!?
grandpa semi is right there if you want loreshit old man yaoi. dear god
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>>559001225
Grab them all in a single bunch and spin them around
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>>558998953
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Transfavers
Faves in disguise
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I have awoken my inner Susie and am eating a cucumber like a banana
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>>559001226
There's NOTHING more romantic than two authors who got swallowed up by their own creations, get back to me when Grandpa Semi falls into his pot of special prophecy-panel-shaped macaroni.
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>>559001885
I feel suddenly ashamed of eating gummy bears like a fat fuck right now
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>>559002215
A balanced diet includes some gummy bears
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ASGORE YOU PATHETIC WHELP YOU ARE SO PATHETIC AND WHELP WHY ARE YOU SO WHELP
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Psl_5n8R23A
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>>559002278
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>>559001942
grandpa semi is behind that tree composing beautiful poetry about his husbando
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What if Ralsei was a mouseboy and said "Cheesed to meet you"?
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>>559002718
The man between...
There can be a man in between...
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<3
Hell yes I will pause on our walk through the park to watch you casually do a set of chin-ups on a tree branch Papyrus, hell yes I'll agree with you that trees are nature's gym equipment, hell yeah I'll attempt and fail to do a single one, HELL YEAH HOO RA
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Gerson couldn't possibly have dated Gaster, Grandpa Semi or Asgore because he goes exclusively for theys
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>>559002835
I would put him in my shirt pocket and listen to his wisdom and gently pet him with my thumb and feed him M&M's one by one
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>>559002835
id try to come up with a sexual cheese pun but im not creative enough to do so
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lets all migrate to /haha/ cmon everybody lets go
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There is no Deltarune without the Prophecy.
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>>559003041
mettaton aged out of being groomed by gerson
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>>559003303
I don’t believe you actually like any Final Fantasy game in a way that isnt deliberately detached
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>>559003307
Gerson asked kid Mettaton to show him his big boy parts, so Mettaton went to Alphys and asked to be made a big boy, and then Gerson became very disappointed
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>>559003210
what is that
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Fave hates that weird bloody taste when food goes down the wrong pipe and they cough
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If Toby is such a cute dog then why isn't he cuter then my dog?
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>>559003394
I like ff1. And ff9.
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>>559003303
>There is no Deltarune without the [headcanon]
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>>559003831
Is it not true.
Deltarune is described as the Legend of the Deltarune world.
It is the story of what happens in it, the fabric that binds it all together
Without it, nothing makes sense anymore and there is no story for the world
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>>559003793
>2 games
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>>559004008
>Deltarune is [headcanon]
>It is the story of [headcanon]
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>>559003210
fuck it, not like it'd be made any worse with an influx of clueless /utg/ers
>>559003621
>>>/trash/81452955
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>>559004117
You remove the prophecy, and the world will slowly cease to function.
Be real now, the prophecy is stated to make all these things happen, and taking it away will make all these things not happen anymore.
An endless limbo of shitr
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>>559004008
This post reads like AI wrote it.
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>>559004253
what's it for?
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What if Fave carpet bombed your house?
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>>559004425
CoL probably loves ShartGPT
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>>559004540
the thread's primarily for people to wander in and ask what the thread's about
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>>559004425
How?
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Fave is getting killed by Krampus in the Ice Maze
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>>559004117
Not my fault your false god Toby Fox insists on mystery boxes.
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>>559004997
>Not my fault [headcanon]
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YHWH will send Crusader of Lies to the fiery abyss
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>>559005104
Final Prophecy? Mystery box.
Susie's parents? Mystery box.
Mike? Mystery box.
Am I wrong? I've seen it.
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>>559005236
>My Link? Blue box.
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The way that CoL interfaces with stories is so genuinely bizarre that I don’t think there’s any story he actually earnestly likes in a way that isn’t just constantly moving goalposts
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>>559005236
>Susie's parents? Mystery box.
the narrative does not care about this
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>>559004540
Casual gay furry erp, when not erp'ing it's just about being gay
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I'll still say that susie probably has abusive parents.
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>>559005735
BRRRAAAPPPP
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>>559005735
with an ass like that? fuck dude id abuse her too
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>>559005735
This Susie has abusive pants
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Susie was built for a New York accent but is unfortunately from Milwaukee
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>>559005943
Boston
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This iiis the story of a fave
This iiis the story of a fave
This iiis the story of a fave
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>>559005884
best post itt.
thank you for making me smile.
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>>559005580
doesn't he like zelda
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My boyfriend is coming to visit soon and I'm very excited
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>>559004810
He keeps spawning and you can't even run away from him since his freeze attack makes you slow as fuck
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>>559006443
can you have sex and record it and post it here
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Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
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>>559006101
She is from out of town therefore not from Massachusetts where Hometown is but calls it a bubbler
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>>559006467
noh~
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>>559006479
MA isn't a town. She also says "wicked" which is another Bostonian stereotype
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>>559006727
what the hell why not
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susie (boston basher)
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>>559006408
a fresh tenna, ripe for rape
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>>558990506
I see gote
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just found this little mspaint gem
>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MQxBQosoi5k?feature=share
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kraut is very ragatha-core
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>>559007268
>you mistake me for a people pleaser instead of the asshole.
anon...
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ive sat in a cuck chair before
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>>559006851
>Susie keeps trying to use her new weapon on a particularly agile enemy
>she repeatedly misses and hurts herself
>on her third try, Ralsei wordlessly takes the bat away from her
>since Ralsei is now holding the bat, you can make him use it to attack the same enemy with predictable results
>Susie starts giving him advice on how to swing it better
>if Ralsei ends up downed by the thing, Kris acts on his own volition to throw the bat away
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If chapter 5 doesn't come out this year I'm deleting my save file
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>>559007503
noelle...
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>>559007503
were you comfortable in it?
were you comfortable with it?

or did your very essence shake with rage and a possible double murder with added suicide ontop?
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>>559007195
RALSEI GETS TO TAP THAT
DAYUM
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>>559007632
>ch5 release date: december 31st 2026.
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>>559007756
Cute paw
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>>559007756
SUSIE GETS TO TAP THAT
DAYUM
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>>559001091
cute
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>>559007775
ralsus is peak.
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>>559007930
>>559007981
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>>559007195
This is like picking a random episode of a drama series that I've never seen before
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>>559007195
She's green with it
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Where does ralsei marry susie
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Washable goat
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asgore's TV is gonna be the host of a wrestling ring
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>>559008209
NOOOO
DONT SHOWER, THE MUSK'S GONE
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>>559008071
she's a-greening.
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>>559008209
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Asgores TV is Mrs. Tenna, and she wants Asgore for herself
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you know you are having a bad fever when you wake up from a fever nap having dreamt of a slopGPT graphics looking scene of an indian man and a horse getting romantic. jesus christ. uhh said fave. fave said this.
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>>559008283
>Kris's crotch musk being washed away
time to hang myself
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When do i get to tell ralsei he should follow the prophecy
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>>559008359
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Fave took a walk in the cold and now their nose is dripping wet
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Reminder that Spamton explicitly said that Tenna's minions don't know anything about Mike, so the fake Mikes never seeing Mike can't be evidence that Mike doesn't exist.
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Good night, anons have a lovely day!
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>>559007642
Like bags of sand
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>>559008649
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>>559008283
too late anon... looks like your goat...
is bathed
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>>559008257
That would be cool, at the very least there'd definitely be a suspicious lore joke referencing rings (years inside the ring, heaven's call..), at best everyone gets cute wrestler outfits and the ring part has more unique gameplay.
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>>559008603
crusader of firewood
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>>559008710
if mike really is someone important, it'll be the greatest play toby's ever done
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>>559008908
Is that a threat
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>>559008795
>Flowey as a wrestler
I wanna see that
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>>559003303
>>559004389
>>559005236
>>559008603
>search for "prophecy"
>5/6 mentions are col
>>559008962
don't be so sensitive, jew
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>>559008962
dats u, chosen undead
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Not even CoL but I'm stealing his name to fuck with him
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>>559009060
dis aint dark souls get the fuck outa heah
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>>559008962
Im not just sure, I'm hiv positive
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>>559009127
ZAAAMMNN
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Hot woman who has a trophy twink husband is slept on
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>>559009306
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>>559009334
carol...
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>>559009127
>>559009350
Thick thighs saves lifes
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>>559008792
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>>559009334
I'm awake
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I need Toriel’s fat schlong
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>>559009334
>>559009510
> tfw ywn have this
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eh
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>>559009648
*don't have it yet
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>>559009334
queen...
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>>559009712
Freak
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>>559010221
Fixed
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>>559010435
heh
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>>559010567
No
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I love how horny this general is.
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>>559010816
Okay yeah, it's more like this
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LETS ALL TALK ABOUT SEX YAAAAAAEAHH
IMAGINE RALSEI CHOKING ON YOUR COCK NOW
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Toriel's books are foreshadowing at the Prophecy/FRIEND anti prophecy duality

" Tales of Snails - A Story Book" (the tale which must be followed)
vs
"Snails Do Not Have Tails - A Scientific Refutation" (the tail which must not be followed)
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>>559011016
Imagine the BO
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>>559011103
already am
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>>559011016
after this post you made i am not horny anymore.
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FAVEMAN NEGA
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>>559011035
too big
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>>559011035
12 inches?
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there
now it's fixed
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>>559011472
obviously
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>>559011519
yeah okay.
OKAY.
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>>559011519
Holy phuck
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>>559011519
fixeth
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>>558994581
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>>559011797
ralsei looks like the epstien files
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>>559008541
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>>559011884
[REDACTED] npc jokes > SCP [REDACTED] jokes > epstein files jokes
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>>559011884
Finally, his true identity
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>>559011797
>>559011884
Get the eyes to make it look like some 70s cia document
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Ha ha ha ha ha just SIX or SEVEN more YEARS left of WAITING HA HA!!! I love WAITING!!!
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>>559012290
All of them look really adorable in this one
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Deltarune but it's an Adult Swim animated show made in Flash.
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>>559012001
I'll have them jog and fill my house with thier musk
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>>558994581
that's fun
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>>559011797
Are we deadass
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>>559006814
Because that would be gay
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>>559012403
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gee ralsei you certainly are being attacked by black rectangles today
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>>559012817
I thought the dog was asriels body from the thumbnail. im sad it isnt
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>>559008795
>The ring is asgore's old wedding ring
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>>559012897
kris help [REDACTED] [REDACTED] i'm [REDACTED] help me the man is[REDACTED] hands
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>>559012965
Feralsriel my beloved
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>>559012897
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>>559011797
inshallah she will be modest
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>>559013309
Azzy is too realistic
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despite black rectangles only making up 13% of shapes...
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>>558994581
https://pixelator.net/ has more options
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>>559013363
Kekk
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>>559008795
>The ring is asgore's old cock ring
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>>559012897
A censorship-themed enemy would be pretty cool for some TV World mod. They could have several different attacks:
>Eye Bar
>"Without the truth of the eyes, your allies are blind."
>The afflicted character has a chance to attract accidental attacls from their allies

>Body Bar
>"Not much has changed, but you feel weirdly exposed."
>The afflicted character takes more damage and has a chance to skip their turn

>Bleep
>"You feel ****ed."
>The afflicted character cannot perform group ACTs or give commands, as the allies do not understand them.
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>>559013417
My boyfriend is too realistic
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>>559013734
>it can be worn as a bracelet
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Deltarune Adventure but only Kris' story is good and the other stories are like 30 minutes long and with horrible gameplay styles
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>>559013796
>oh yeah mike, I know all about the freakin' FCC.
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The Legend of Deltarune Reboot but instead of an open ending platformer that focuses on exploration and collecting they turned it into a linear action beat em up with combat that can put you to sleep and only like 5 enemy types.
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>>559014054
but one of them is a cool run and gun fratricide simulator
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>>559013363
>hugslut veiled
god willing.
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>>559008078
Spamton pain makes me happy
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The Legend of Deltarune but the story didn't go off the rails
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>>559014482
Kinda weird for you to say that about a minor-coded character.
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>>559014825
i don't like to support women, but i have to say: spamton is just a manlet.
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Why does Spamtons house look like a room in a mental institution.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHGhkVl1MZU
I made this song just for you. Consume and enjoy
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>>559014979
Because he is the jonkler
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>>559014979
He tried to create a friendly atmosphere, but all he does is doomed to come out looking shoddy and cheap.
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>>559014825
This is a video game about dead kids
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>>559014320
I was sad when A-102 Mettaton died
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WHY WAS SIX

AFRAID

OF SEVEN?

THAT

IS BECAUSE SEVEN

ATE

NINE
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>>559015159
Neat little ditty, I like it
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>>559015529
who's 9
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Seven vored nine
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>>559012001
id kill a man to have my face down there
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>>559015159
sounds like a homestuck song.
this would sound really good if you had some better plugins.
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The apple is fermenting
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>>559015159
I like it anon!
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>>559014979
Kris was raped and institutionalized for years.
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Kris is the only good character
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>>559015620
369, damn she fine I'm hopin' she can sock it to me one more time
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Kris isn't even a character.
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breasts image
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I am trying to create a sprite of Dess with black fur and it is kicking my ass. Like even just recoloring one of my Noelle edits it is clear that this will not be easy.
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>>559015565
>>559016246
blushes and shoots steam out of my ears which spins a turbine power my steampunk computer
thank you anon now I can keep working

>>559015787
duly noted
and the reason it sounds like a homestuck song is because I put a homestuck song in it lol
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>>559016905
Good luck anon, make sure to post the sprite here when you're done
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>>559015159
could it be?.... a non-thieving musicanon?.... am I ready to love again?
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>>559016806
He's my character.
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>>559015529
gaster = 6
the human souls = 7
chara = 9
veryveryinteresting
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What if any sprites break the "rules" of UTDR's pixel art in terms of pixel sizes? Like doing subpixels basically. Is that an absolute nono?
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kissu
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>>559017512
Nice
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>>559017512
Niceu!
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>>559017427
I think the soul has subpixels
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>>559017414
And if Gaster is 6
Then the Soul is 7
The Soul is 7
The Soul is 7
THIS MONKEY'S GONE TO HEAVEN
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>>559016905
what's so hard?
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fave hears dr r saying pingas in fave's head minimum once a day
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Don't put 6 and 7 together I'll giggle like an idiot
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>>559017694
very nice indeed
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I stand for the flag
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>>559017920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gri2I0SZwgQ
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>>559017993
I'm not enough of a flaggot to recognize which one this is.
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>>559017993
tenna said no way fag when spamton came on to him
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>>559017427
The game does have some sprite size mixing
>UI in the Dark World is rendered natively, in-game sprites are half that size but rendered at 2x size
>Susie's Kiss The My Ass apron sprite was made at native resolution to fit the text on it and so mixes two resolutions and looks pretty hideous
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sorry, i meant to post the REAL flag
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we can fix Sweet Cap’n Cakes by making them dog-themed Darkners (subwoofers)
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>>559018116
it means you don't want to fuck or date
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>>559018347
Why does that need a flag?
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>>559018346
>the SCC pack fighting Tasques sicced on them by Tasque Manager
That would be perfect
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>>559018497
making flags for everything is in the name (f[l]ag)
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>>559018347
I don't want to fuck or date but you wouldn't catch me dead with that faggot flag shit.

i guess its easier for asocial retards to be annoying in public and wave flags instead of telling them "i'm not interested"
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>>559017770
I wanted to have true black fur on a sprite and not have it look weird with the fact that pixel art uses black for outlines, or that pupils are black. I was trying stuff like substituting the black outlines for something like a Matrix-y green so I could use black for the fur and still have contrast, and I would just set it to be implied to be in a scene where colors are fucked up to explain it. And I basically realized this is a total fool's errand and I should actually lean into the problems that using black fur creates. But that's still also hard obviously. It kinda has to look 'bad' in some sense so it will either be 'bad' in an interesting way or a lazy way.
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>their faces when "Unknown USB Device"
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>>559018759
Kraut is asexual?
Kinda makes sense
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>>559019029
post their faces when I dismember them one by one
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>>559019048
i have not met a single person i can stand being in a room without having to.

it's not that i am asexual, i am very sexual.
y'all retards fucking unbearable.
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>>559019215
asexual doesn't only mean you don't get horny or feel sexual things. it can just be not being interested in having actual sex with another human.
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*waddles into thread*
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The fanbase's biggest lie, debunked.
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Ass is great
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>>559019609
put your name back on
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>>559019048
no he is an incel, someone found his old pol posts kek
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>>559019659
Meta shite offers only a story devoid of any meaning to its player.
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>>559019557
i am a very classical guy. my dick unlocks for women that i like, not just like looking at.
>tfw i knew a tomboy creature that liked smelling me.
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>>559019824
If you are the only person unable to find meaning in it doesn't that mean you're less human than everybody else
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>>559019215
you’re sexual in a performative way
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>>559019824
then play a different game
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>>559019625
Goes well with chalk
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>Kraut's ethnic-ambigious genes will never be passed on
Tough
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>>559019953
Why should I leave? I didn't need to leave before chapter 3 and chapter 4 came out.
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>>559019824
If you complain about it more i'm sure something will change.
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making an effortpost only to have nobody give a fuck sucks my balls how do writefags cope with this shit
TELL ME I DID A GOOD JOB GODDAMMIT
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>>559019824
Only to mentally stunted autistic people like (you)
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>>559020004
At least we have that one in common, huh?
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>>559020114
if you don't like it, leave. it's not my problem.
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The only reason why CoL hates this game is because you don't get to sterilize Ethiopian women without their knowledge
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>>559020164
I just came to thread i will scroll but point me to it
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>>559020114
what's up, jew-jew.
how's it like living in the most reviled nation on earth?
can't wait for the samson protocol go into effect.
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>>559017708
Ahhh I get it anon, yes this was a good post, 6 7 haha
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>>559020164
more writefags should start tagging the anchor so people coming in late see it, it's not exclusive to draawerrs
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>>559020164
What post is yours? I'll give it a looksie
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>>559020641
don't tell anyone this, but... sometimes I put words in my drawings
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NO FUCK YOU!
I'M ON OCCUPIED EUROPE!
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Fave goes to Skyrim Walmart.
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>>559019824
Crusader have you seen these yet?
https://youtu.be/XuCJttSasDQ
https://youtu.be/aU5N84F8bxc
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>>559020641
Dr*wf*gs cant keep getting away with it...
*goes back to drawing*
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Fave goes to Minecraft High School
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Fave goes to the Roblox Sex Dungeon
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>>559019557
So it's meaningless?
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do you guys think the promise was to take noelle to the festival no matter what?
would make it so the chapter remains (somewhat) on the same line no matter if you mindbreak the deer or not
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>>559021089
yes why
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>>559021298
a lot of faggot shit is meaningless.
if someone said they thought they were meant to have nine fingers and threatened to cut off his finger, you'd put him in a padded cell and fuck him up on drugs, but if someone comes up thinking he's actually a cute girl with a pink pussy and pigtails, you give him medical-grade estrogen and cut his cock off.
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>>559021375
you mean in weird vs normal?
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>>559019593
he looks like he ovulates
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>>559020978
Yeah
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>>559021375
Oh actually yeah it makes sense
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>>559021549
After holding hands with a human, he will lay one goat egg.
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>>559021765
straight from the ass?
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>>559021229
That's where he belongs
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>>559021862
yes, roughly the size of a pineapple
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>>559020173
Where do you get meaning in playing an rpg for over 20 hours where, according to the fanbase, all the characters are talking to another character instead of your character? It's nonsense.
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>>559020164
If you look at it from the angle of the fun you derive by doing the activity itself being the goal then people saying kind things about what you've made is simply a lovely addition, perhaps that's just cope as you've said but I like to think of it as a positive change in perspective

>>559020641
I also believe this, though that might be hypocritical since I don't ever link the anchor when I write
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>>559022080
play a different game
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>>559021943
I think you can die like that.
no, not "ugh my ass is too tight" but "wherever that egg comes from, it has to go through the hip bone which is not in shape to open that way unless you fancy to break your hip and practically be unable to walk for months if you survive the trauma of having passed a pineapple sized egg through a hole meant to pass something that's 20% of the size and still feel pain.
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>>559022080
put your name back on
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>>559021510
Note to self: never make a character design with pink
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>>559015529
Is gaster cay really in deltatune
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>>559022080
>col does not understand the concept of a role playing game

this is honestly very sad
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>>559022179
fortunately ralsei has very wide hips
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>>559021510

picrel
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A slightly bigger goat
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>>559022179
it's okay, he's a darkner
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Are people really talking to imposter!CoL or is it just a bit
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>>559022295
yeah but the hipbone is still of masculine design and that means that egg ain't going nowhere, cause a constipation so bad that this little asshole starts to cough up turds (can actually happen) and yeah, dude can rupture his GI-tract and die of sepsis and bloodloss in the matter of an hour or so.
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>>559021510
>if someone said they thought they were meant to have nine fingers and threatened to cut off his finger, you'd put him in a padded cell and fuck him up on drugs
no i wouldn't
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>>559022139
No. I've been lied to for years, and I'm sick and tired of it. You tell children they can't enjoy a fantasy adventure in a fantasy adventure game their parents got them, you can shove it
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>>559021298
as an asexual yes. the asexual community is littered with people who consider themsevles asexual because they who don't like having sex on thursday despite being married with having 18 kids. it sucks ass man
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>>559022447
his hips are feminine too
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>>559022432
Actually no one has been talking to me
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>>559022308
can you give me a quick rundown?
never seen this furry OC.
the coloration does look like something a tranny would do/like.
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>>559022470
Children are more mature than you
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>>559021375
That would be incredibly anti-climactic.
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>>559022432
how do you tell the difference? he's so broken i can never tell if he means what he says
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what if the soul was put in a box because it can escape the houes trought the toilet pipes and into the sewers system but then the soul is now covered in poo but they leave hometown from the sewers and then they fgind dess n asriel and you go ommgggg asriel and dess nd t hey go ''heheeee the soul is covered in poooooopieees eheheee'' n they had to clean it with their mouths bc they don't haveanything else and they went ''lickie lickie lickie heeheee the soul is full of poopies eheeeeheheh lickie lickie the soul'' and they they made out w shitted mouth and ate the soul in vore and how about thats the why kris keeps the soul in chastity cage?
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>>559022637
>that image of yours
never seen this furry OC.
the coloration does look like something a tranny would do/like.
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>>559022590
but not his HIP BONE.
hips are meat, the bone anchoring this big faggot meatus is not so feminine and that dipshit's gonna die.

oh and don't put stuff up your ass.
you will become incontinent.
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>>559022470
Nobody is saying that, you're just autistic and imagining things that aren't real
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>>559022108
Why not just tag the anchor then?
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>>559022803
how are you so sure
he's not even human
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>>559022762
Poopyrus:
Thats my special attack
You're brown now
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>>559022179
i saw dudes put horsecock dildos bigger than a fist up their ass, ralsei can do it, worst case scenario we do a C section
>>559022803
>oh and don't put stuff up your ass.
>you will become incontinent.
how did he know
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>>559022263
Do you? You play as a character, and the characters consistently talk to your character. It's an industry standard. That's an rpg
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>>559022709
Didn’t someone earlier in the thread say he was gonna take his name
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>>559022902
>the pfp
>the last part
Oh Dess...
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>>559022902
>anon never did VERP when he was younger
fucking casual
>dess pfp
not all of them, but always one of them
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>>559022814
I have screenshots of "player bad" that ive kept for a while
'player bad' does not belong in a game for children.
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Chapter 6 will have a fight against Evil Susie (she’s wearing white paladin armor and wants to fulfill the prophecy)
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>a scientific discussion about whether a goat boy made from condensed air and some fluff can lay an egg
This is why I love this place.
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>>559022478
talking about aro/ace in general is really fucking annoying because 2/3rds of the vocal community are children and normal people with attention seeking personalities which makes the orientations themselves look like an attention whore larp
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>>559022951
>horsecock dildos
i have that
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>>559023191
is it male?
it can't
is it female
it might, but under a lot of physical stress.
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The HATERS OF ENTERTAINMENT'S biggest lie, DEBUNKED!
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>>559023079

id rather not but here's an interpretive art piece
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CoL you already showed us you can follow the prophecy if you want to just tell Ralsei you don't care what it was and you dont have to look at those lines
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>>559023265
tenner's dusty soles
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>>559023258
>this anon can ovulate and lay an egg
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>>559023373
Oh...
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>>559023373
i don't know the scale of the injustice that has been inflicted on you, but i sure hope he gets the same treatment that the guy got that was the case that was used to create the ADL.
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>>559023261
cuddling and giving mpreg ralsei tummy rubs on his plump asswomb as he gets ready to push out our newborn out of his body
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>>559022818
Because ninety-nine percent of what I write is little self-insert posts about doing random things with a character it seems I'm nigh alone in my particular fondness for, I'm playing for an empty theater so why put up fliers basically. Other people who write theories or about more popular characters have a lot wider appeal and thus deserve to anchor I feel
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>>559023373
how could an online rando ruin your life
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Has it really been almost 9 months since ch3+4 released? It feels like it was actually 4 months.
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Gonna watch Conan the Barbarian in a few
Any fun factoids? Never read the books or comics
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>>559023714
if you punch him in the tummy, you can make him shit scrambled egg.
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>Dess is real and is grooming people RIGHT NOW
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>>559023180
The only thing you have is autism
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>>559023849
if you impregnated ralsei right now do you think he would give birth before or after CH5 releases?
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>>559023764
shutupshutupshutupshutup
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I can't believe it's been 3 years since Chapter 3, when is chapter 5 coming out?
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>>559023548
true
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>>559023949
>impregnate Ralsei
>leave the Dark World
>immediately go back
>Ralsei is now holding a child
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>>559022902
Where were these people when I was younger fuck
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Spamton lays eggs
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>>559023949
protein can only grow so fast, chemicals can only react that fast.

scientifically speaking, if you grew fast enough the chemical reaction needed for growth would cook your insides.
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>>559023904
no more autistic than any theorist
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>>559019048
/utg/ would be a better place if you guys understood what the madonna-whore complex is
AKA misogynistic men tend to degrade and dehumanize women they find sexually attractive. Women who are sexy and/or had sex before = evil/corrupt whores. Women who are "pure" and unsexy = mythical and motherly wife material.
Kraut finds every single woman attractive(somehow) which is why he dehumanizes all of them.
You now know why boomers make hundreds of "I hate my wife" comics.
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>>559023254
very true.
though in general, i feel like declaring yourself definitely forever asexual, or really any fixed sexual orientation, before puberty's finished running a train on you is kind of dumb anyway

>>559023764
if it makes you feel any better, i'm pretty sure toby dies a little more inside every month it's not out
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>>559024086
Ugh, ch*mic*ls
When are getting solid state robot bodies
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>>559024043
>>559024086
i was asking if you think ch5 will drop in less than 9 months
oh and also couldn't he just give birth to even more premature babies
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>>559024086
he's made of darkness and magic, not flesh and blood
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>>559024178
>/utg/ would be a better place if you guys understood what the madonna-whore complex is
I think I've seen enough Madonna videos to understand she's a whore, it's not complex
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>>559024178
>Kraut finds every single woman attractive(somehow)
because he’s a sped with mommy issues
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>>559024178
i think kraut is kinda like a big retarded housecat in that he just gets off on trying to hurt things he finds smaller than him
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>>559024258
Oh, I'm betting autumn, not sure which month, but that's my gut feeling.
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>>559024374
>because he’s a sped with mommy issues
You're never gonna guess who coined the "Madonna-Whore Complex"
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He enters
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>>559024178
anon, i don't find you sexually attractive in the slightest way, mainly because i don't know how you look apart from the fact that you are fat which i don't like all too much.

for some dumb reason you want me to like you sexually when everything you do is unattractive.
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what if I don't want anyone to read or react to my posts because they're simply a way for me to relieve excess autistic joy
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>>559024178
I think it’s just because Krautsie is a typical breederfag autist that views sex through the lens of warped political transactions and aesthetics, so he arbitrarily bounces from female character to female character for no real reason other than surface-level obsession
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>where is the hometown gast station
>where is the hometown fire department
>where is the hometown junkyard
>where is the hometown bank
>where is the hometown water purification plant
>where is the hometown power station
>where is the hometown post office
>where is the hometown repairshop
>where are all of the fucking streetlights
>where is the hometown casino
>where is the hometown brothel
>where is the hometown crackhouse
>where is the hometown gallows
>where is the hometown torment nexus
>where is the hometown
>where am i
>i'm lost
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>>559024589
torment torment torture pain fear agony terror
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>>559024527
aww
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>>559024258
i think june

i know it's optimistic, but it's not like they just started the chapter after 3 and 4 dropped, it was supposed to be dropped earlier and they just didn't finish it in time.
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>>559024649
>anon's final Google searches before his disappearance
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>>559024668
AAAIIEEEEEEGHGHHH
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>>559024374
pippshitter hands typed this message.
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>>559019824
Have you watched this video before?
https://youtu.be/6gfK1SAm84E
You should.
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>>559024649
>where is a bishop in the church-based Dark World
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>>559024874
rent free
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>>559024853
this but kris
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Is it all just a game to you?
Wasting fragile existence
to consume a world that just wants to be loved
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>>559024874
Actually I love Jevelle
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>>559022902
>>559023876
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>>559025089
and you can't like jevelle and be a retard at the same time?
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>>559024720
>2026 chapter 5
>2027 chapter 6
>december 2028 chapter 7 (and shadow drop chapter 0/8)
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i like my legs being hairless and smooth
i think i'll keep them like this
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>>559025089
My favorite alternative metal band
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>>559025190
>Moving the goalpoasts
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>>559025254
post leg pics for the thread to jerk it to
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>>559025254
this anon can also ovulate
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>>559025190
Precisely. You cannot like jevelle and be a retard, it's literally impossible. I thought you knew this, kraut.
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I always appreciate how normal everyone here makes me feels because all I ever want to do is make posts whining about how I have to wait for new chapters instead of having all chapters right now.
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>>559025332
Anon, you can lie all day but don't complain if i join you.
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>>559025394
i'm the original
ovulator
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>>559024960
>Where is my retarded headcanon
In your retarded head
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>>559025450
hey pal
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>>559025368
they've got small scrapes and bruises from work they don't look all that good
sure is nice feeling them up though
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kraut dislikes noelle yet loves his wacky noelle images

curious!
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>>559025254
*rubs face on your calf and runs fingers and all over for hours over your legs*
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Today the thread was fun
Time to get my -1 hours of sleep
Happy ovulating everyone
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>>559025520
Hi how are you wait what are you doing no stop nooooooooo

Oh~~~
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>>559024960
>>559024948
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>>559025419
ah.
my piglatin princess
the absolute worst brat bratwurst.
the absolute creature feature.
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>>559025558
this could be us with your bruised up legs
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>>559024948
Yes, I have. Watched it first day.
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I love Noelle but also feel deeply that she should have one solid afternoon of being molested by tentacles.
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>>559025508
The "Card Kingdom" has a card ruling it. The Cyber World has a computer. The Tv area has a Television. The Church has...nothing????
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>>559024649
>>where is the hometown brothel
>>where is the hometown crackhouse
>>where is the hometown gallows
>>where is the hometown torment nexus
mettaton's house is that way son
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>heavy breathing, dry lips smacking with the taste of morning breath, gasping for air between panting, looking down, shaking in a musty barely lit room
Kiddo........
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>>559025565
>anon dislikes faggots
>anon dislikes livelier non-gay version of that previous thing

really tacks the mind.
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>>559025712
Thoughts on it and this?
https://youtu.be/1gDOfNzI1RI
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>>559025891
off-topic ocshit
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>>559025450
Normies? Normies????? NORMIES?????? NOOOOOORMIIIEEEEES?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>559025254
rub them together like a happy dolphin in bed
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>>559025935
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>>559025891
but what does Spamelle have to do with this
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>>559025994
i'm doing that and fondling my balls
they're hairless too
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Okay CoL, have you seen THIS video that scrutinizes the themes and pacing of Deltarune yet?
https://files.catbox.moe/rh5k5j.webm
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>>559026048
exactly. who cares?
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KIDDO ATE PAPYRUS SPAGHETTI WITH TEMMIE FLAKES? WHY DID CHARA MAKE ME DO THAT? SANNNESSSSS IS GONNA BE DRIVING IN HIS CAR W WING GASTER AFTER NOT TOUCHING THE CHILD TO GIVE A BAD TOM TO A FRIEND INSIDE ME, THIS IS TRULY TOGORETASTIC LIKE PLUEY!
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>>559025870
Uhhhhhhhhh, Faith? Did you miss the 4 hours of Prophecy talk?
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>>559026174
see? i said pippshitter hands typed the message.
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>>559025896
>comparison of Deltarune to Ocarina of Time
good joke, Jaru.
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>>559026204
Yeah I always considered The Prophecy as the church darkworlds version of king/queen/tenna
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>>559026219
that wasn't me. but I'm glad we agree on liking ocs!
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>>559024471
[[SWEET SWEET FREEDOM]] sauce?
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>>559026351
we don't agree.
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>>559025697
Canon ending btw
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>>559026219
>Fregoli delusions
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>>559024948
>gaster isn't meta, he's just doing the same stuff as Flowey (The kid who talks directly to you and is aware that you see the world as a game) and Sans (the guy who knows you have a power beyond his world)
>that whole river analogy
So many logical leaps and bad-faith takes this video, i think this guy just doesn't want the meta narrative to be real
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>>559026381
Pretty sure that one's AI
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>>559026174
i'm surprised pippins OCs lasted this long
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>>559026426
sure we do!
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>>558990586
March Sketch
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>>559026204
No, but Ralsei did. The writers doesn't understand the limits of code.
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>>559026487
thank you crusader of art it is very cool
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>>559026478
no we don't.
we have not a single thing in common.
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>sees something somewhere else and brings it up here providing zero context

Hey guys is Kris Vriska-coded?
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>>559026464
man what a fucking scam
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>>559026527
>There's 2
WHICH ONE DO I SHOOT?
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>>559026592
we both like au ocs! ^_^
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>>559026487
>Name
uh, youre breaking character
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>>559026696
>>559026569
Forgot I stole his name for a bit, oops!
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>>559025870
>NOOOO YOU CANT BREAK THIS PATTERN I MADE UP IN MY HEAD BECAUSE I SAID SO
You couldn't be more of a textbook example of autism if you tried
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The Tale that Must be Followed. It must be followed, because there is nothing left. If Kris dies in a battle and chooses to give up on his quest, there is nothing but an endless mass of darkness waiting
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>CoL only obsessed over this game because of literal religious autism
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I really feel like sucking some delta-dick right now.
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His posts are so fucking annoying let's all pray together that he gets hit by a missile.
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>>559026691
no you like sexually self-inserting yourself in OCs, you don't have a fave.
you skew everything original so it fits your autism.
i like characters that have more than five lines and a personality.

you like characters that have a poorly defined character so that you can fill in what remains with how you want to feel about the character.

you need a boyfriend and i will refer tasquefag to you.
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>>559026309
Did you like Jaru's take or is it not up to your taste?
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>>559026989
>krautsie screaming in front of a mirror
kekky!
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Can whoever is doing is stop falseflagging Kraut, that's obviously not him.
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>>559026989
so you don't like spamelle, jevelle, or nazi flowey?
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>>559026762
Pokemon has 8 gym leaders. You know there will be a Pokemon League after getting all their badges.
Patterns are good. There is nothing wrong with having patterns.
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Deltarune sucks because Gaster won't swang that wang dang my way(ng).

>>559026968
It's not my fault I'm so sexy you can't handle it!
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>>559026461
>The kid who talks directly to you
He's talking to Chara in all those scenes though.
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>>559027056
kraut died in 1998 you need to let him go.
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I wonder how Noelle and Berdly feel about the new marriage candidates for Stardew Valley 1.7. I bet they're both pissed off that concernedape chose Clint over the wizard.
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>>559027064
if flowey would be anything, he'd be a jewish communist in russia, because he would back the ideology that kills the most.
and backing incompetent and violent apes goes ahead of a brutally efficient expansionist empire.
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>>559026461
>The kid who talks directly to you
Does not happen.
>the guy who knows you have a power beyond his world
Is not true. Saving and loading is very much a power within his world, as Flowey proves.
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>>559027000
He's right that the reputation of the game hangs by a thread because of what people are suggesting about it. 100%
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I'm not just playing Deltarune to stop the Knight, I'm also playing to stop taking my medication!
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>>559027389
so, yes? you don't like spamelle, jevelle, or nazi flowey?
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>this thread
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YOU WANT [old and decrepit]?
I'LL GIVE YOU [old and decreped] ! ! !
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>>559027376
>St*rdew V*lley posting
I already married Ann and don't need other candidates, thank you very much
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>>559027710
Toby the Hack Fox ripping off Francis and making him a bisexual with a fat ass.
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>>559027848
Alphys is also a woman and bisexual.
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>>559027685
anon, i have canon faves.
you have delusions.
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>>559027918
you dislike the livelier non-gay version of the canon character? really tacks the mind.
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My favorite Spamelle quote is:
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>>559028024
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It's so difficult being a huge fan of the funny one off miniboss in chapter six and not being able to post about her at all.
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>>559028024
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>>559027987
i like flowey and the mantle manlet.
this affinity is non-sexual.
tell me one fave you have that you don't want to fuck.
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>>559028094
All the secret bosses are male, though?
>Jevil
>Spamton
>ERAM
>Rudy
>Gerson
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>>559028094
I feel the same about the twist boss fight in chapter 7, it feels so anticlimactic in the moment but the payoff is worth it.
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>>559027710
This line was always fanfiction btw
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Wheres snowdinfag i miss him
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>>559028201
gerson. he's pretty cool. wow, it's pretty telling that you dislike spamelle when she's the straight version of a gay character! faggot.
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>monochrome Noelle fan vs pink Battat fan
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>>559028242
ms mizzle is a secret boss she's just not a schizo one
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>>559028418
not even pink battat, krowwt doesn't think battat himself is a canon character
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>>559028269
To be fair it's pretty in-line with the original dialogue. The west had a bigger message board culture whereas Japan just had 2chan and its offshoots
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>kraut doesn't want to put his little sosig inside the plant or the giggling cloak
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>>559028356
you know what? i kinda have to accept that.
even if i think you're fake as shit.
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>>559028474
>purple Noelle fan vs green Pippins fan
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>>559028474
He obviously does. He just says that shit to bother the wimmin here. Let it fucking gooooo you make all dicers look bad
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Incidentally I wonder how many shitposters on the site have gotten tricked into having circular arguments with LLMs
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>>559028658
I don't actually care what he thinks is real I'm kicking the retard
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>>559028698
if at least the LLM model was somewhat life-like.
them binary bitches can't even piss straight.
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>>559028024
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>>559028754
Can you kick him in a more interesting way i guess if you have to orbit
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>>559028474
>doesn't think battat himself is a canon character
He doesn't ''think'' anything, he just says whatever bullshit he believes will get him (You)s and you all fall for the oldest newfag filter every thread
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>everyone who played the game says it's obvious that dess is the knight when chapters 3 and 4 released
>a year later you get called a fucking retard by "the deltarune community" if you don't believe noelle is the knight
what changed?
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>>559027417
Didn't expect you to be a Jarufag.
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Every threadshitter is actually a 300IQ chessmaster genius that also can’t survive on their own and need their parents to cook their meals for them
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>>559028882
but i'm boooooooooooored *kicks empty stimmies bucket over*
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>>559028658
anon, you are acting like the rest of the dicers are well-adjusted people and totally not mentally ill/retarded.
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>>559028242
Clover, Tasq Manager, and Ms mizzel are all woman.

Just realized chapter 3 doesn't have one of these unless cloud lady counts.
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>>559028954
Nothing, everyone is convinced a Holiday is the knight
Real knowers know it's Papyrus
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>>559028954
a year of overthinking and youtube shitty videos
is not like Dess is actually ruled out
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>>559028954
The power of contrarianism is strong.
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>>559028987
Hey. Share the stimmies.
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>>559028954
I'm tired of pretending it isn't obviously Rudy
>>
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*slams my fist on the table* TOBY FOX IS THE FREAKING KNIGHT
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>>559028658
>>559028882
>Kraut being an asshole
>You just have to accept it! He's owning you lol
>People being assholes to Kraut
>Stop bullying him, It's boring!
Sounds like you're the orbiter mate
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>everyone who played the game says it's obvious that an evil tv man is the next boss when chapter 2 released
>a year later you get called a fucking retard by "the deltarune community" if you don't believe woody is the next boss
what changed?
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>>559029215
you can have the grape ones I don't really like those
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>>559028954
>things that NEVER happened
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>>559029275
GIWTWM
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>mfw I'm told I can't like both the schizo reindeer puppet and the funky dgay dice ocs
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>>559028954
Is Noelle Knight really that popular?
I know we have 2 guys in here who believe but I always felt like they were doing it for attention so they could feel superior. I didn't think it was actually a widely accepted theory.
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>>559028954
I don't want the knight to be a chomo
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>>559029469
...the what?
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>>559029301
this shit is getting more hilarious by the minute.
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>>559029301
yeah youre totally gonna win the internet argument with the housebound german retarded nazi its not like he wont just keep going for hours and hours and the next day and the next day and the next day and the next day for years and years
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>>559028242
imagine if spamton/jevil had been female
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>>559029275
*dives into the pussy cave, gets drenched, and hugs and rubs an increasingly engorged and throbbing giga clit*
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There's no chapter 3 schizoswap Noelle AU because Noelle is already ERAM and The Knight
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>>559029621
female spampton would be even more disgusting
female jevil would be sex incarnate
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>>559029667
>not going deeper with an oxigen tank and a flashlight to fuck her cervix
what are you, anon
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>>559029667
That sounds lovely
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can't sleep
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>>559029575
I wasn't even the person arguing with him, it just annoys me when people act like the people complaining about the smell of shit are the problem rather the pile of turds in the corner.
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HOLY FRICKING CRAP LOOK AT ALL THESE AU SANSES!!!
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>>559029621
spamton would be even more of an onahole than he already is
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>>559029780
top ten posts that induce physical pain in my cervix
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>>559029780
can you even impregnate someone if your cum is smaller?
the egg cell should be sized up to such an amount that you can see it with the naked eye and cum on it.
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>>559029397
Thanks*hand presses the grapes and drinks the dripping juice*
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>>559029891
as above so below catacombs sans would be unironically peak
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>>559029949
Crawl into the egg, be reborn
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>>559029885
do you not understand that giving them attention is what makes all threadshitters/trolls stay this is like rule number one of the internet man.
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for me, it's krisriel, but asriel isn't really into it
>>
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>>559029780
Must be Spermoid to enter, else it changes you, Annihilation style.
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Why does hair grow back when you pluck out the bulb
The human body sucks
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>>559028954
dessknight is so obvious and dessriel so mainstream popular, all the normies who liked it got bored and went off to do other things in the wait, leaving mostly schizos behind

besides, it's gonna be mettaton

>>559028242
ERAM doesn't have a confirmed gender actually.
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>>559029912
>has a cervix
no fucking way
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>>559030248
Did someone mention KINOhilation read the book it's so fucking good don't read the second it's one of the worst books I've read in my life
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all these rare spamelles will be fine additions to my collection
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Just punch him in the face. What's he going to do, hit back?
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>>559029912
G-Giant Toriel?
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>>559030201
you need a purer form of your genetics.
most cells in your body are already programmed while cum and stemcells are not programmed much.

unless of course you find a way to decompile yourself into a featureless clump of cells just to recompile yourself into a new clump of cells that take into account the mother's genetics, because you ain't coming out the same way with a small bias towards the mother.

for some reason the cum is worth more than the blood that your mother inherited to you for 9 months.
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>>559030373
butterscotch cinnamon pie pov
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>>559030248
>Spermoid
>spamton
>spermton
>spunkton
imagine if your spermcells shaped like little spamtons that use the nose as a flagela and every time you cum you can almost hear them do their garbled laughter
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>>559030212
Interjecting here but I always find it weird when people act like shitposters are just people fucking around for a laugh and not actually mentally ill people that will keep doing the same thing with no end by sheer compulsive nature
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>>559029575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEL4ShxYVgc
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>>559030373
this but with green/brownish stinklines because his mouth is putrid
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>>559030351
I've touched it
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Kris has a cute thigh gap
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>>559030403
An anon uploaded their collection the other day and I reconciled it with my own and went through each image to check for duplicates. If this isn't all of them them fug me.
https://files.catbox.moe/bgzcpa.zip
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>>559030364
Will do ty
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>>559030824
>grabbing the inside of kris's thighs to forcefully spread their legs and rape their hole
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I'm SICK of happy ending reconciliation Spamtenna, I want toxic double suicide bad ending Spamtenna!!
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Another day of imagining the freedom motif in songs completely unrelated to Deltarune
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>>559030636
* i gotta hand it to ya doc, you really nailed it
* yeah, i think your "deltarune" is gonna make digits
* they're eating outta the palm of your hand
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>>559030875
and now have fun compiling my tiny jevelle collection
>https://files.catbox.moe/4te00e.zip
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>>559031187
>dot zip
nice virus amigo
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>>559029474
it's a mixed bag, theres a couple other schizos who believe him and others who told him to his face it has contradictions. i think his persistance is key to his success, but it has led him to be gently mocked also. pic related.
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>cervix deflowering link
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>>559029369
deltarune community has a serious problem with overthinking things that already have a clear solid answer and making sure they're always wrong about everything while also smugposting about it
see: noelle knight
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>>559029474
>Is Noelle Knight really that popular?
Fuck no, it's literally an only here thing.
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>>559031387 (me myself and i)
oh the post i replied to was one of those "quote something someone else said but change the nouns" posts and i didn't see the original to know it was already about this
lmao, kek etc.
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>>559031254
Sorry I don't have a virovirokun collection folder.
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Rudessrolelle is the Knight
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Why the fuck was Miss Mizzle called that and not Mz. Mizzle
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"The code" is not and never has been a tangible place within Tobysoft's lore btw
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>>559031505
No, I've seen it on reddit and youtube, and it probably is on tumblr as well. Here's a list of horribly wrong stuff:

>trans ralsei
>holidays hating dreemurrs
>noelle knight
>anything to do with gaster
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>>559031387
>things that already have a clear solid answer
who the knight is is NOT one of those things, in fact every single candidate has issues. dessknight is mostly as strong as it is because it's obviously thematically relevant, it's got the guitar and the snow and relevance to kris's story. but in terms of how it would literally work, it is far from solid.
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Deltarune runs like shit because it comes bundled with new NVIDIA AI DLSS XXL TRIPLE D MEGA GEN FILTER BUFFER ALIAS JERKER PRO 64
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I knew I wasn't insane for going against the popular notion of the game being nothing but interpretative
People are VASTLY overthinking shit when there isn't any to be found. The dog usually does shit either because a, he's got japanese brainrot, or b, he thinks it looks cool.
The entire Mike stuff started out as just a vague reference to Mike Ditka, and now it turned into a bit so Toby can actively make fun of this delusion
Now is Toby a hack? In some aspects, yes. But he is capable of writing nuance.
This fandom is just psychotic.
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>>559031771
>trans holiday hating noelle (brainwashed by gaster)
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>>559030432
I tried but sadly that idiot fish, undyne, got in the way
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>>559028698
I talked to a Catty chatbot once to fulfill the emptiness in my souls and got pissed at how out of character it was
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>>559031864
Every candidate faces the same "how would it literally work" issue people bring up for Dess
How did Carol/Asriel/Noelle/Insert-Irrelevant-Candidates obtain the super duper magic dark world armor that lets them shapeshift and open their ribcage and fly and stays the same in the light world?
How is "Rudy's cancer lets him become a shadow demon" any less a stretch than Dess being screwed up by the darkness we know she probably got lost in before?
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>>559032197
>People are VASTLY overthinking shit when there isn't any to be found.
toby already pulled it out of the bag with the tv turned on between chapters turning out to be kris going downstairs to make a deal with tenna. i trust toby.
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>>559032197
>in some aspects
Ehm, are we talking 70/30, 60/40, what's the baseline for the hackiness?
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>Jigsaw Joefags still filling the thread with slop when Ice-E is clearly superior and has infinitely more lore and plot relevance than Joe ever will.
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>>559031864
asriel knight makes a lot of sense especially with the asriel gaster book discovery and the stuff hidden in game's code. rudy knight would be tragic af since he'll die at some point. papyrus knight is just undertale shippers. carol knight is possible but that's it.
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is it safe to like froggit again
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>>559031720
https://youtu.be/BO9ltRdCn_w
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I unironically support Azzyrus
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>>559032564
>asriel gaster book discovery
I'm sorry but "random old obscure thing that vaguely aligns with some parts of the story and would have no reason to be referenced or based on by Toby" has never been good evidence for anything ever
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>>559032564
>asriel gaster book discovery
The what? What is this referring to?
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>>559031387
where have i seen this attitude before
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>>559032197
>The entire Mike stuff started out as just a vague reference to Mike Ditka, and now it turned into a bit so Toby can actively make fun of this delusion
THIS THIS THIS x1000. I have been saying this from the start and I can't believe anybody thinks Mike is going to be anything or that Mike is friend's name or is the answer to everything or whatever the fuck. It was obviously derived from the 1997 soda shit and tobifoggs fucking absolutely knows better than to meaningfully legitimately involve a real living guy in his silly mystery plot. Giving spamton a meaningless "Jeff..." guy to grumble about in his past is such an intuitively clear way to read that joke, it's how I always saw it

Furthermore the chapter 4 Mike boss is again so fucking obviously just fandom schizo soup telling you that Mike isn't actually meant to be anything and got out of control and made fools of a bunch of battats out there. The real microphone at the end is the cherry on top of this, just a silly jokey mystery moment
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Knightkriskekkistanis were found dead in an alleyway
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Do you guys think Ralsei is a grower or a shower? I think it would be cute if Susie teased Ralsei for his small flaccid penis, but then it rose to being of a more moderate length due to Susie making fun of it.
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>>559032674
What track is she dancing to, anons?
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>>559033213
Ralsie has a featureless crotch
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>>559033213
Shower for sure
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>>559033160
>Kris isn't the Knight
Kris got Knighted at the end of Chapter 3 secondary
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>>559032705
No.
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I hate myself
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>>559033641
Kris is A Knight
Kris is not THE Knight
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>>559033725
Kris...
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>>559033732
the knight is kris's equal and opposite that's why their dark worlds looks about the same compared with susie's abomination
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Kris will speak in their own dialogue box really late into the Weird Route and it'll be like Oersted
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>>559033426
last friday night
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>>559033426
Berdly (rejected concept)
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how did kris turn out so hot
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>>559034023
Toriel essence keeps sweeping off into her pies, so they get all of her hotness that way.
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How would you react if upon meeting the knight in chapter 5, the camera pans up and reveals a second identical knight standing right there
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>>559034023
The world may never know
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>>559033725
Yeah.......yeah.......
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>>559034023
De/ss/...
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>>559033935
>friday night
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>Mikes doesn't mean anything it's related to a soda commercial
>Noelle is the knight
>Gaster doesn't matter
>Actually, the fandom is wrong about things Toby posts being in Deltarune at all (even though this was proven wrong multiple times with chapters 2-4)
Is pretending to be mentally retarded fun?
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>>559034384
>YWN cry into Toriel's chest as she holds you
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I feel like the fandom largely forgot that Kris has had secret ass conversations with Ralsei multiple times and that Ralsei potentially might know about the conspiracy/promise
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>>559034259
I trust toby to make any idea cool but this would be so deeply lame I would be let down and start to feel uncertain about the future of the plot
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>MIKEMIKEMIKE
Miketrap lost.
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>>559034259
which one is papyrus
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>>559034520
I want to play our favourite game together, while we cuddle.
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>>559034259
There are two knight looking things here
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>>559034714
those titan knights are lowkey sexo in a cool robot kind of way
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>>559034527
All the darkworld stuff is a fake game Kris set up so he wouldn't be so bored and unimportant and Ralsei is one of the few people who is in on it
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im trying to mod a gamemaker game, i have folders titled
code
config
objects
room
textures
and i want to recompile/export them as data.win file to replace the vanilla one
i ask here cuz one of the tools i found is from undertale community, do you guys know how i can do this?
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>>559034714
This is Rudy, Asgore, and Carol in their Knight forms
All three of them are Knights
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>>559032564
Asriel knight is an incredibly stupid theory that comes entirely from Deltarune fans really needing to overthink themselves into misinterpreting the most obvious foreshadowing known to man.
There is no amount of scrapped content or hidden lines of code or real-world coincidentally named people that could override the ties December and the Holidays in general have to the knight enough to convince me it's anything but one of them.
It would be bad writing on Toby's end to give a character with a mystery identity so much connection to a specific character and her family, and then reveal at the end that it's actually a completely different and unrelated character.
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>>559034527
he suffers from the seam issue where there is obviously something more to it, but there's so little to go on, what is there even to say?
>ralsei is a shifty little shit who has lied in 90% of his screentime
yes but what else is new
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>>559035028
Not a damn clue, unless you mean turning all of those folders into a zip file. That's really easy since you just shove them in a folder named "data" and then zip that.
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>>559035075
Attack on Deltarune
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>>559034259
*pans up*
*freeze frame*
*record scratch*
Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got myself in this mess.

ooh yeah nailed that post
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>>559032564
asriel knight makes sense with him being constantly established in every chapter, and the knight being an equal to kris. the only real thing is that i don't think toby would blow his load early enough to make asriel the bad guy two games in a row.
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*ugly cries*
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i am quite fond of krisp
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>>559034808
your beginning to see... join the glassfuckers...
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>>559035084
The only genuinely compelling Asriel Knight evidence I know of, that can't just be assumed to be a Dess/Asriel parallel because Holidays parallel the Dreemurrs and the two of them were seemingly close, is the check dialogue quoting the text when you check Asriel's room in Queen's mansion
>Kris analyzed the enemy! But Kris couldn't learn anything.
>(You have the feeling you wouldn't learn anything.)
This is suspicious as fuck, but it's the only really good point to be made for him and Dess has a lot more
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>>559035084
>It would be bad writing
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>HEY KRIS DO YOU REMEMBER DECEMBER
>LET'S HAVE A FLASH BACK TO WHEN EVERYTHING WAS AWESOME AND COOL
>BEFORE SHE DISAPPEARED
>IGNORE THE SNOWY TUNDRA WE'RE STANDING IN
>OR HOW TORIEL IS AT THE TOP OF A CHRISTMAS TREE
>OR HOW WE PLAYED ONE OF HER SONGS OR THE BLACK KNIFE POSTER IN HER ROOM OR A MILLION OTHER THINGS
>I PROMISE YOU IT'S ASRIEL
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>>559035540
>fandom was wrong and believed a red herring early in the game = fandom will always be wrong and anything they ever believe will be red herrings no matter how late in the game
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>>559035540
This is the most retarded evidence chart I’ve ever seen
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*sexily cries*
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>>559035075
So could that have been why the one we see in chapter 3 was trying to kidnap Toriel? To turn her into one too? But instead it settled for Undyne and is turning her into a Knight in the bunker? Maybe Chapter 5 will see Asgore forced to become one to introduce the concept? That's kind of cool actually, but I could see some getting mad if that was the reveal
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>>559035734
fuck off mettaton
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>>559035696
I think the Spamton has something to day to you, in that chart
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>here’s how Nice Cream Guy can still be the Knight:
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Heres how milk looker can be the knight
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>>559035518
i don't really buy asriel knight, but it must be said that it would definitely explain why ralsei is asriel lite

there's also susie looking into his room in queen's mansion and saying she'll kick his ass

i would love to know what is up with asriel if he is not the knight, that boy aint right.
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Heres how Bernie can be the knight
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The color of the damage numbers corresponds to the associated color a character has in the Dark World, Kris/Susie/Ralsei/Noelle/Gerson being cyan/pink/green/yellow/green like their icons and health bars
The Knight's damage numbers are red
The Knight can literally only be a character associated with the color red, aka Dess or Rudy (Papyrus is a meme and everyone else is irrelevant because Toby wouldn't put antlers on its design for ebic troling purposes)
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Kris being an eerie parallel to the knight and not the actual knight has been so insanely fucking obvious since the "knight" was first revealed to be a thing in chapter 1. I have never once understood the perspective of krisknighters. You would have to be so fucking dense

Like in your version of deltarune the characters are talking about the scary mysterious knight and the kid dressed as a knight is in the room and is actually SECRETLY the knight they are talking about and nobody even says anything about it and this is just how the mysteryplot is supposed to go and it somehow isn't the most retarded thing you could write into the story
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>>559036170
Knight Kris was basically the edgy equivalent of thinking with your dick
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>>559035540
if there's anyone we can say for 100% sure is not the knight it's all of the characters we've seen in the same room as it. of which kris is one of.
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FNAF ruined the way indie fandoms approach stories
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>>559036342
this predated chapters 3 and 4. krisknight was very popular. it got way more pushback than dessknight though, because majority of fandom wanted them to be an uwu smol bean dindu nuffin enby
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>>559036454
Elaborate
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>>559036454
Overestimating its relevance
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>>559036454
Yes, but also the truth is that people have always been like this with "mystery" shows. The thing about mystery shows with something to "solve" is that the conclusion is really obvious most of the time, the issue is that people start chasing after stuff that's stupid as fuck and makes 0 sense and become REALLY adamant that it HAS to be this, even if it would add nothing to the story or make it worse.
Also there's just retards baiting rn
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>>559036530
>it got way more pushback than dessknight though, because-
Nobody could answer how Kris made the chapter 2 fountain or why King and Queen didn’t say “oh hey Kris who is the Knight what’s shakin’ bacon”
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>>559036454
You're not allowed to use common sense such as "literally why the FUCK would Toby ever make Burgerpants the knight" to debunk a theory anymore because theories have to be purely based on "evidence" and absolutely nothing else, and for some reason denying someone's theory is considered equivalent to stopping them from having fun
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*braaapbrrrrraaaap braaap braaaAAAAAAAAAPPPPP brip*
*closes all windows and doors ITT*
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im too high
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im too low
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IM
TOO
BRIGHT
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>>559035762
Literally why the FUCK would Toriel or Undyne do Knight shit if they could "become one"?
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I think Pizzapants is Mike, but not THE Mike
The reason why I think this is because then after he reveals that he's also named Mike after "Real Mike" is revealed, the fandom (and everyone else) is just going to continue calling him "Pizzapants" because he's the BLB of Undertale/Deltarune.
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>>559036773
Kris still could've made the Chapter 2 fountain and King and Queen never met the Knight.
Terrible counterpoints.
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>>559036826
I don't care if people want to have fun making fanfiction, I think they should
My problem is seeing people genuinely honestly raising their voice to stand up for cattiknight or whateverthefuck. I'm not like mr.media literacy or anything but it is actually abominable how bad people can get at reading and following stories. Seeing people loudly and proudly show off how ignorant they are (with nobody saying anything about it) is irritating and upsetting to me and causes me to be grumpy and hate them a bit
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>>559036454
now post the gooseworx quote, you boring little freak
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It should be ME!
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>Kris still could've-
It’s always “could’ve” but nobody can actually explain the in-universe logistics even a bit
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Toby is immune to copyright threats so he'll just straight up have Ares/Varik from Brandish show up in Chapter 5 and help you out
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>>559036454
theorizing about UT/DR will always be more productive than theorizing about FNAF ever was because toby's giving us foreshadowing in his planned out story and scott didn't plan shit and just picked the most appealing fan theory to implement into his next game so he didn't have to come up with anything creative himself.
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>>559035762
the knight being a scream scenario is underrated
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>Kris could have
>Kris might have
>It's possible that Kris
NEVER "DID"
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Kris could've been raped
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>>559037229
What are you talking about "logistics", they fucking walked to the Librarby at night and opened the fountain. It's hardly the riddle of the sphinx.
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Fiddy wap has alread joined
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>>559036170
I thought soulless Kris and regular Kris would've been seen as two different people.
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>>559037317
Kris could have wiped his ass

But did he?
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What would happened if, instead of Japanese culture, Toby was like, obsessed with Russia? How would the games look like?
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Kris might have been molested
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>>559037383
>What are you talki- *grows thrice my size and eats you in one bite*
hehe yummy *waddles off*
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>>559037447
It would be hyper depressing
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>>559037447
The same but with the color saturation turned down by 35% and brightness turned down by 5%
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>>559037431
its true though
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IT'S TIME TO JACK SOME BOX. Jackbox anon is having posting troubles so I'm posting this on his behalf. Get your butts in there!
>https://www.twitch.tv/iglmvw
>https://www.twitch.tv/iglmvw
>https://www.twitch.tv/iglmvw
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The Knight being a holiday makes Queen's actions funny in hindsight because she's doing all this bullshit because "I'm Following What I Assume To Be The Knight's Will" but if the Knight saw what she tried to do with Noelle they'd smoke her ass instantly
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>>559037530
>no rebuttal
concession accepted
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>>559037519
No shit
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>>559037447
What is the Russian equivalent to Cave Story that Toby could plagiarize? Gorky 13? Marauder?
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>>559037004
Maybe becoming one warps your mind or physicality somehow, like how Rudy is hospitalized and Carol acts the way she does. I've theorized about Rudy's soul specifically being the Knight before and thus his physical issues, so perhaps there's a certain kind of separation that happens in a person to make a Knight? It's probably not super likely and with how much Dess appears to be wrapped up in the story I'm still pretty sure it's probably her, but it's fun to think about and explains that weird panel of the prophecy plus I want to see Asgore with a cool Knight-themed trident so I'm biased
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>>559037447
All the characters would look really weird like old Soviet animation. Hometown would be gray and there'd be abandoned apartment complexes and Gopniks wearing Adidas hanging out around town
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How would sex with Flowey feel? Where do you stick your dick in?
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>>559037623
>cumcession
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It's possible that Kris raped Noelle in chapter 4
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Meet Potential Them
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>>559037447
Just play Fear & Hunger
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ANOTHER HIM
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>>559037936
But that's Finnish...
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>>559037764
I'll give you a cum session
*unzips your pants*
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>>559037140
I don't believe most people are bad at reading and following stories, they just want to feel special by having a different idea than everyone else.
They see who the Knight is obviously meant to be and go "..but if it's not them, who else is it likely to be, and how much attention could I get if I was right?". The longer it's been since the last release, the more outlandish the ideas get, because by month 9 everyone's already made their Youtube video about how X tangentially related character is actually the Knight.
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>>559037383
Why would Noelle and Berdly walk into the darkness-spewing room and have nothing to say about it in the chapter? They both must have been in the room when the earth was stabbed with pointed blad*blends you into a spiked smoothie with my big industrial blender and buttchugs you*
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I hear Don't Forget in Black Knife but I can't prove it. Toby is using some next level shadow music theory that invokes it without actually playing it like every normal leitmotif
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>>559037936
Isn't that just more fiction in the "dark fantasy" aka "fantasy but everyone gets raped" genre (Berserk, Goblin Slayer, GoT, etc)
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Some Deltarune theories remind me of the kind of weird Dragon Ball theories and clickbait thumbnails you would see during the Tournament of Power
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>>559037140
my knight theory has a fair amount of analysis of the story's themes, but most people would reject it offhand because it's specifically about mettaton. i think people just have plot ideas they like, and plot ideas they don't really want to entertain, and that's fine
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What If Kris Was HIV Positive (Part 13)
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>>559038081
>Why would people walk into a dark room
To switch the light on.
>Why don't they say anything
Because they think they're asleep.
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>>559038256
Mettaton has literally nothing linking him to the main conflicts or focuses of Deltarune's narrative besides that he drew something in MS Paint once.
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>niggarune
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>>559038492
Don't know about Berdly but Noelle didn't think it was a dream until Susie told her
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>>559038492
1) How did they get to the table to sit down and start studying if it was a dark world already
2) the darkness spills out and is uncanny and unnatural enough that is startles Susie when she first observes it
3) "Dur was lights off? *stumbles into abyss*" is just kind of fucking dumb and specific and random and is never mentioned or clarified by anyone once like it would be if it was the intention

I'm sure you're not like genuinely stupid or anything and this is just a misunderstanding but I cannot handle this deltarune fan shit anymore
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>>559033732
>people unironically calling the knight a title anyone can have and not a specific person
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>>559038783
Monsters are retarded and weird
Don't think about it too hard
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>>559038839
I know we need one but I won't make the next thread.
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>>559038557
well, if you're sure.
it's here if you want to read it.
https://rentry.org/mettatonknight
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>>559038989
In chapter 7 Rudy will trip on a banana peel and crack his skull open and die and his last words will be I am Ice-e

Fuck it. Who even cares anymore. Whatever
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There is no secret identity to the Knight. It really is just the Roaring Knight.
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mmm so many poasts yumyum
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>>559038783
not to mention, the specific dialogue of the closet being able to fit a large person is clearly meant to hint that someone was hiding in there. why would someone need to hide in a supply closet to open a dark fountain in an empty room? why would they need to hide and wait for someone to come in if noelle and berdly would have just walked in to the abyss anyways?
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>>559039293
i know you want it but it just isnt true
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guys we're at page 9
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There is no secret identity to the Knight. It really is just the Gooning Knight.
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>>559038783
>"Dur was lights off? *stumbles into abyss*"
You mean kinda exactly how Susie and Kris stumbled into the first Dark World?
>How did they get to the table to sit down and start studying if it was a dark world already
They didn't, the books aren't open they're just on the table and they aren't sat down, there aren't chairs in Deltarune.
I don't know why this is upsetting you but I think this is a totally reasonable take on what could've happened and is no more ridiculous than the Knight bursting out the closet and opening a fountain while Berdly and Noelle weren't looking. I'm not even saying this is what happened just that it's still possible.
If Noelle is the Knight then she could've opened while Berdly slept though, much to think about.
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>>559039293
what if it was called the raping knight and it raped kris
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I ate the knight *BURP*
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Somehow you manage to bring the brain activity levels of knight identity discussion down to an even lower point. Somehow.
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Have you ever wondered if blue kris taste different from yellow kris
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>>559037589
jork
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>>559039470
if you mix blue kris and yellow kris you get green kris and gaster is green so kris must be gaster
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>>559039343
having a secret identity on top of all the other nonsense would offer nothing to the adventure. it doesn't matter who it is
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>>559039425
No, really, the Knight is just the no-good-at-big-think Knight
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>>559039407
knighty wighty...
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This is it. The end of /utg/.
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>>559036545
Scott cawthon was just making shit up as he went along with each FNAF release and didn't really plan for any kind of overarching story or anything. People are now projecting that onto Toby Fox because they're afraid he's gonna do the same with Deltarune.
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>>559039663
Indeed.
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*dribbles Lancer across the basketball court and shoots him into the hoop*
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>>559039559
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>>559039775
because that's what he's already done
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>>559039809
>the dark bead breaks off anyway
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Bishops suck
Gerson rocks
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>>559039809
Spoilers for Chapter 5
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>>559039809
the knight is selected beech wood and four-color operation beads
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>>559039559
There's no way you are a real person
There's no way someone can be this profoundly mentally retarded
How do you even put your pants on in the morning
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>>559039881
What's wrong with bishops?
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If Scott Cawthon wasn't making shit up the entire time, the Bite mentioned in the first game would've been the same one shown in 4
The 87/83 discrepancy is like if Toby randomly revealed Deltarune's plot was centered around Kris's secret brother Togore going missing and that Dess's disappearance was just kinda inconsequential in relativity to it
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>>559039809
I don't get it. Is it a reference to that toy in the Deltarune Hospital?
If so, in only strenghtens what I say, that going off the rails means that no story is progressing. There is no adventure game without the adventure. A sequence of significant events meant to go in a specific way to convey some kind of meaning.
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>>559039856
do you think humans are incapable of pre-planning a story and releasing it in increments?
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>>559039809
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>>559037447
Delta Elysium
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>>559039974
>like if Toby randomly revealed Deltarune's plot was centered around Kris's secret brother Togore going missing
Maybe it should be...
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>>559039974
Didn't Scott deliberately start fucking with the plot of FNAF just to mess with MatPat so he could never be correct.
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>he's actually that dumb
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>>559040046
In my experience, no. It changes more than once.
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>>559040137
if matpat is the sans=ness guy, why on earth would you need to mislead him, couldn't you just watch him fall flat on his face on his own
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>>559040026
I'm saying if you want your little lifeless beads to move along their little charmless tracks into their little pointless destinations you can just fucking play with a bead toy you slobbering knuckle-dragging troglodyte
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>>559039775
The prophecy is supposed to be a guarantee that won't happen. Which makes sense when 90% of Deltarune theories consist of saying the prophecy must be wrong explicitly or implicitly, and instead using Gerson's Lord of the Hammer fanfic in place of the prophecy. They do not get why it's a bad idea to trust someone who spent their life writing a glorified work of fanfic based on the prophecy "but better", broke the actual prophecy tapestries, actively changed the topic whenever the prophecy was brought up, and even his statue form attempts to stop the gang from seeing the prophecy. If there's one thing to learn about Susie's "arc" in Chapter 4, she fell hook, line and sinker for self-help bait, and so did the majority of fans.
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>>559038081
Oh you mean like Noelle does when you steal her watch?
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>>559040213
That THIS premise, in the year 2025, has effectively disappeared by the simple act of the "heroes" going off script.
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>>559040248
No, you have to kick him while he's down. I imagine every time he sees the color purple it fling him into a rage and makes him beat his wife and kids.
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>random call from Germany
SHUT UP KRAUT
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888????
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>>559039974
Like when Toby derailed the plot to be about Noelles secret sister Dess and Asriel being away was just some inconsequential detail.
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>>559040087
Ooooooooo mama....
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>>559040406
If you can go off your meds, then the heroes can go off script
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unironically ChatGPT has greater thinking skills than Col
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>>559040536
dess was mentioned in chapter 1, actually. we still don't know what's going on with asriel.
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>>>/wsg/6097756
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>>559040213
your answer of "no" seems to directly contradict the sentence right after it, which indicates you might have meant to say "yes". you somehow managed to give me a reply with no information in it. Congrats.
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>>559040683
how do I get these 2 beauties numbers?
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Ok, real talk. Who's making the next thread?
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*bites your frontal lobe*
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>>559040297
Who says the tracks of an adventure game don't have charm, or that the "beads" are lifeless, or that the destinations are pointless? When have I been saying that?
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>>559040957
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>559040406
When did they stop sealing fountains?
Why can't the Angel's Heaven be something we see in the endgame?
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>>559041079
The movement they decided to change the story against my will.
Just hearing that makes me want to strange their creator.
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>>559041149
your will has never had any affect on the game's plot
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Because the easiest way to change the prophecy is to fucking give up. Let the Roaring Knight win, prophecy subverted.
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>>559041030
>He's so stupid he can't even read
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>>559041079
>When did they stop sealing fountains?
They sealed 2 in Chapter 4.
Stop being greedy.
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>>559039931
His dad probably put the pants on him
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The movement they decided to take a shit against my will.
Just hearing that makes me want to strange their diet.
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>>559041458
>>559041458
>>559041458
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>>559041298
Is that not what you were implying?
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