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personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!

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>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS
>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS
>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER
>THAN HE WHO DENIES
>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE
>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY
>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY
>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?"
>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?"
>"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?"
>ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!
>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON
>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!

Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.

Link. Butt. Blew.

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jack off on your box jackbox
>https://www.twitch.tv/iglmvw
>https://www.twitch.tv/iglmvw
join at >https://jackbox.tv

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I LOVE TV!

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>>559041508
>>558940031

completed gametale vs unfinished potentialrune

>>559041824
Wow, suddenly I need her to pin me to the ground with her foot on my chest

>>559041824
creepy and kooky, mysterious and spooky

>>559041824
My kind of Carol, I really enjoy Halloween

>>559041824
Somethin about Carol just inspires trust to me
Can't put my finger on what it is

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>>559041458
Hooman!

>>559042106
She's one of the few characters who behaves like an adult rather than a wackey anime stereotype

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>>559041847
Game mogging both.

>>559042243
Go commit pacifist run ending

>>559042243
CoL being a yellowfag is so fitting, he embodies the average yellow fan.

>>559042347
No.

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>>559041824
I love Halloween-related UT/DR art so much, I have so little of it compared to Christmas stuff but I enjoy it way more. Very cool

>>559041595
Join push the button it's fun

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Had a setback. Ball up top.

>>559042216
are you kidding
she is literally the Ice Queen trope

>>559041824
Hey, this is just Morticia Addams!

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>>559041508
>POV: you have [KRINGLE] on your person

>>559042475
I was getting wo'a sorry :(

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I enjoy ragebaiting shipfags.
Post your most teethgrating Suselle.

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>everybody left to jack their boxes
>can post all the hot goat dads I want unnoticed like a thief in the night

>>559041824
Fucking fantastic.

>>559043394
I'm not an alien

>>559041824
I'm so glad you did my request, im smiling so hard i love this so much. ur the goat

Dragon Quest is better than Deltarune

>>559043591
Deltarune is better than Dragon Quest

>>559041595
Can I request some Trivia?

>>559043689
At least Dragon Quest preserved its structure.

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>>559041824
thank you all for the kind replies!

I KNEW IT WAS JACKBOXANON AND RALSEISBALLS!!!!

Gg no re

Can aliens sabotage the prompts in Push the Button? I was a human yet I kept getting different prompts than what the voice was saying

>>559044059
Yes, aliens got me once and it stuck. Fuck.

>>559044025
she needs a human bf

I want to see them FUCK

>>559044025
We love you Carolfag!!!

>>559044293
*gf

>>559044293
>>559044413
If it really does turn out Asriel is swiming in human pussy/dick in college, then perhaps he got it from Carol.

>>559044364
blush...

I was a middle schooler in the 2010's this question is easy

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I would perform some truly heineous acts if it meant I could do pic related with Asgore hoo boy

>>559044025
It's really good! Apologies for not having directly said so up until now since whenever I try complimenting art I feel like it comes off as weird for some reason and tend to avoid it, but it really is great

>>559044303
But Susie, monster trucks can't have sex with each other...

>>559044875
no need to apologize! I also read your asgore posts

The password mini-game is so much more fair than the chalice and death zone ones

>>559045307
I nearly had that death zone it fucked me

Prophecies and clearly structured games are good.

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CONFESS.

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swapslop

>>559045512
play a different game

>>559045540
I'm really retarded.

>>559045564
Pass,pass, fuck, fuck, and fuck

I nearly had that. gg.

>>559045512
Col how would you feel if you hadn’t eaten breakfast today

>>559045307
The password minigame is actually harder to live through imo they just picked a good word.

>>559045307
The slow bounce from one end to the death zone lmao

>>559041595
Can we do the T-shirt one at some point tonight, I like it more than Champd up

THE UNDERTALE ROM FILE WAS LOST FOREVER

>>559045815
It was sofa
I guessed all that gamr. Minus john adams, that was Hamilton paying off

>>559045813
But I already had breakfast.

>>559045985
You're lucky, I tried to enter Adams but it didn't accept it.

>>559046089
there's no fucking way

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>>559045540
I really hate how Undertale and Deltarune have extremely lame and cringe bullet hell design despite TOUHOU being the one of the main inspirations. I hate how it doesn't feel like actually danmaku and that it's too fucking easy to dodge.
I get that Toby wants the game to be accessible but I'm fundamentally against games design where "anyone" can experience the story.
I think the pacifist routes in UTDR would be way more rewarding if it took real effort to clear and to make leveling up genuinely tempting.
I'm also tired of how every fangame uses UTDR style bullet patterns when there could've been an opportunity to have bosses inspired by Toubou, DoDonPachi, Ikaruga, and more. The problem is UTDR fans DON'T PLAY OTHER GAMES and it PISSES ME OFF. Toby Fox's game design philosophy was inspired by HUNDREDS of games while UTDR fangames are inspired by....Undertale and Deltarune only....
Basically, you should play NOISZ because it's good as it's own thing and it's not only inspired by Undertale.

>>559045950
>does not elaborate

I'll admit that I'm still weak for the King Von interview edits(including the gaster one) even if it is sassy negro humor
I like imagining what verisions sans and papyrus would get as Mettaton's enforcers
>He was a shadow, a murderer,
>Who held an unbreaking smile while he destroyed monsters' lives,
>Hood over his skull like the reaper in living form.

> Papyrus was a beast, man.
> Once on a slow patrol, he decided he would start arm wrestling us for money.
> Thing is, no one could beat him.
> How do you beat the whole bar and still decide to strongarm people?
> When we ran out of money, he eventually let us bet him in "Groupie Grabs"
> ...which he never explained.

> The Skeleton was that GUY, man.
> He got the order, he get'd you himself, by foot, and do almost all the fighting himself!
> ...The remainder had to just sit by and watch him clean the debris with a little dustpan.

>That tiny man wasn't normal...
>I dare not even say earthly.
>A skeleton he appeared to be, but a devil was underneath.

>>559046089
>>559046616
as funny as this would be, i'm sure this is just a trickster having a laugh.

did the aids get coal yet

>>559045813
Worse. I'd be worse.

>>559046643
>ARRGGGHH why isn't this game hard enough that only a REAL gamer like me can play it!? and why are all the fangames based off of the original!?!? It's almost like they're fangames or something!

>>559045574
Like what

>ralseisballs drew temmie
immediately suspicious

>>559046968
I'm inclined to tip my hat to the rhetoric but I've imbibed too much capeshit to not be at least sympathetic to the original claim of fantakes damning themselves by providing no franchise-external influence

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>>559045135
I'll try to complement your work in a not-weird way more often since I've quite liked all the ones I've seen up until now (especially that harakiri piece, that one was seriously sick) and really regret not saying so at the time

>>559045540
A lot of times I'll alt+tab or get up to do other things for quite a while between posts so I can post fave images every time without being considered "spamming". Furthermore, I'll come up with foolish reasons to even respond to someone just so I can warp a topic around to being about my fave and thus have the attached artwork be relevant. Worst of all I'll butt into other people's conversation just for an excuse to post obscure art that I don't often get a chance to even though I know it's rude and nobody even cares

>>559047078
I just didnt think of anyone else to be a judge

>>559047072
Bubsy 3D

I LOVE.... uhhhhh what did I love again?

>>559047950
Me.

>>559047814
why that of all things

>>559047984
oh ok
I LOVE ANON

>>559046643
>Toubou, DoDonPachi, Ikaruga,
All of these are 100% gameplay 0% story games and most people enjoy Undertale for the story so of course they don't play these

>>559048193
You got it all wrong
It's not about the story its about the characters
People live undertale because of its dialogue and characters
The story comes second

>>559047814
you said that just to troll me, now be real

>>559048193
You guys should play NOISZ then, which is a boss-rush style music shmup that's plot-driven.
Both the PC and mobile game have a supereasy invincibility mode(which I dislike) if you just want to clear the game to experience the story.
The plot seems basic at first, but trust me it gets really fucking crazy and meta.

I thought of Starwalker for hollywoode stars at the end if the game ....

>>559048360
Well anyway Ikaruga and Dodonpaci for shit don't have memorable characters and Touhou appeals to weeb pedophiles (yes I know they're not children but 99% of them are flat)

>>559048419
no they should play ZeroRanger

>>559048419
You said it was some crazy multimedia experience, which media should I start with

>>559048419
its one of those png waifu games, no way

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>>559045540
I don’t actually know how to create/worldbuild a city and pinpoint it on a map in geographical position (I’m trying to make a comic that’s set in eastern Washington) and it’s probably bothering me more than it should

Oh great it's another game where it doesn't auto-submit unless you click it

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>>559041508
>kris's eyes sluggishly pried open, a pounding headache accompanying an ever growing itchy sensation on their upper arms and legs
>the room was so dark, they might as well have not opened their eyes. there they laid on their back, on what felt like a household carpet
>they went to scratch the itch away, before a grim realization had set in their mind
>they couldnt feel their arms, they couldnt feel their legs, they couldnt see anything in the darkness choking their entire being
>Kris started crying and shaking uncontrollably, this had to be a nightmare. falling asleep in their bed only to wake up like this couldn't be real, right?
>As they slowly calmed down enough to think more clearly, they took note of their situation, and tried to roll over and "walk" around on what used to be their arms and legs
>About an hour of kris finding their footing passed before they heard a door creaking open, and soft footsteps following suit right towards them
>kris froze in place, their head hunched down as they sat on their nubs
>a cold hand grabbed their chin gently, and brought their face up to look at what they assumed was their captor
>the bandages obscuring their vision were pulled away, and the grey skin of their captor had become visible
>they couldnt take it in for long however, as a collar was quickly brought to their neck and locked into place, connected to a leash in the vessel's tight grip
>It ruffled their hair with a twisted sense of pride, like an artist pleased with its freshly painted canvas
>A firm tug on the leash and a surprised yelp from kris followed, seems like it was time to go for a walk
>Kris was horrified to think what it would do if they didnt behave, so for now all they could do was play the part of an obedient pet untill someone finds them

>>559048895
I dont think i did it right

>>559048836
It's fine to keep it vague, especially if the exact location doesn't reallt matter. The reader/viewer can figure it out.

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>>559048906
kris my boy, this is what you call fuck around and find out

>>559045540
It's not fair that's barely any threesome stuff for Kris, Susie, and Ralsei. I think I might actually have to write fanfiction to rectify that.

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>>559048476
I like ZeroRanger but it doesn't feel all that Undertale-Deltarune
and I don't have an autistic hyperfixation on it that makes me connect every single game to it
>>559048608
You can start with either, really. NOISZ STARLIVHT was made later but it's a prequel. Personally, I switched between both, played the PC game in-between progressing the mobile game since the latter is more grindy.
Just make sure you get the first "connect" code from STARLIVHT before you reach the ending of NOISZ re:||VERSE(pc game DLC).
>>559048612
It's not really a waifu game. The "closest" you get to is with one of the male characters, funny enough(I love him though he's a good character and I miss him)

what's the best way to filter art so I can find cool pics of Berdly instead of porn

>>559049260
>>559049272
Yep, that seems about right.

>>559049131
Its what they deserve for disobeying and hitting me with a hockey stick

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>>559049260
Twenty-seven minutes since my last post with five spent looking for the right image and you just so happen to catch me by seven seconds, do you have cameras in my house

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TV DAISUKI!!! SPAMTENNA DAISUKI!!

>>559049445
>I like ZeroRanger but it doesn't feel all that Undertale-Deltarune
You can fight a skeleton or spare them
>I don't have an autistic hyperfixation on it that makes me connect every single game to it
Not my problem

>>559049763
Fuck you, I actually shed some tears. I shed some tears for this stupid faggot yaoi slop. Fuck you.

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>>559049584
>do you have cameras in my house
I'll never tell, gayboy.

>>559045540
I put fave in every game I play if it allows character customization

I feel like Kris has distracting hip bones and butt dimples

another flawless victory

Which tf2 merc does fave main?

>>559050289
Shotgun Heavy

Woah Asgore poster and Carol poster are friends... this is actually so awesome

>>559050212
i think every character should have butt dimples
they serve zero purpose but look nice

>>559050212
Alphys we saw the way you looked at him during gym class...

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I want to pet all of the Holidays

>>559047219
>I'll try to complement your work in a not-weird way more often since I've quite liked all the ones I've seen up until now (especially that harakiri piece, that one was seriously sick) and really regret not saying so at the time
No worries, really, we’re enjoying ourselves and posting fave

tfw the lie is just the truth but more plausible looking

>>559050612
All of them? Even Memorial Day?

>>559050696
>tenna mutters to himself

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=)

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>>559050063
Kind of comforting knowing I'm not the only one who does that actually

>>559050718
didn't that get renamed to something stupid

>>559050809
Why is she laughing, what's so fucking funny

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These are all correct

>>559050859
uhhhhhh "remembering date"...?

>>559050809
nyoooooh sweat my weakness

>>559050831
I've built elaborate AUs loosely based on my 'fave in (insert video game universe here)' junk, it's a lot of fun but also impossible to explain to anyone

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Colrune is better than Deltarune.

I think CoL would be a perfect underling for Tasquebrap’s 3rd-world fiefdom

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>>559049479
What kind of cool pics of Berdly?

ITS A CUTE SHOW OKAY

>>559052112
It is but dammit i was sold on sans selfshipping, i self shipped with a made up Videl sister

Thanks for jacking it tonite

Fave is drinking coffee right now.

>>559052396
Thank youuuuuu

>>559052396
Thanks for hosting

>>559052625
>>559052687
I'm not the host I was thanking the host

>>559052761
But… I already picked out a ring…

Are there any games that would have done what Deltarune was doing, before it threw it's narrative out the window?

>>559053005
The Longing
Demonophobia
Cruelty Squad
Takeshi's Challenge
You should beat all of these and don't come back until you do

>>559053005
Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest, Super Mario RPG.

>>559053005
Bravely Default. Try it if you haven't. It genuinely seems like something you would like.

>>559052761
*stares at my thank you thrown, crumpled up, and stomped on the floor in the rain*

It's weird that col spergs out about the story not being genaric and not the rampant homosexuality in this general, is that an autism thing or is he merely pretending?

I'm going to find you, then I'm going to fuck you...

>>559053963
Wasn't he trying to mod Alphyne out of Undertale or was that a different schizo

>>559053963
He loves us

>>559054104
he said he did that too

>>559053005
Bubsy 3D... again.

>>559054104
I think he stole that mod and that is exactly what I'm talking about. He dislikes it enough to mod it out of a game yet constantly surrounds himself with gayness. He'll get unmasked as being one of the super gay goatfags all along or something and him adopting such a bizarre persona will all suddenly make sense I'm calling it.

>>559053963
>>559054104
Col would be based if he wasn't constantly mad about the actually interesting main plot of the game.

>>559052062
the chara is bad but bog standard bad, what the fuck is this frisk. It looks like that one indie 3d game that I cant think of right now.

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>The entire town is in on the Roaring conspiracy! They want to destroy the world because...uuuuh...

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battafujo

>>559054772
If you think anyone's goal in Deltarune is destroying the world you might be retarded.

>>559054612
because there is no main plot anymore
conspiracies? melodrama? the main plot being thrown out the window by the main characters?

sex with cute guys
not boys, not men, guys

>>559054951
Define "guy"

I used to believe kris has a small cock but ive come around, he definitely has a surprisingly nice cock. Long, but slender and pretty. Sorry Kris for doubting you.

>>559054951
I've been called Handsome instead of Cute, sorry.

>>559054896
Then the Roaring Knight's existence is pointless

>>559055048
I'M GRENADE MAN

>>559055052
col I want to hear your kris cock headcanons

>>559055178
I don't care about his cock. I don't like talking about sex.

>>559055052
If the Roaring Knight wanted to cause the Roaring they could've easily done it already.

>>559054978
"boy" is often used for feminine or young-looking males
"man" is used for masculine and/or older-looking males
"guy" would be a male that isn't too far in either axis, just like a normal guy
imagine that but cute and that is my preference

>>559055314
>can't describe their cock because it's only ever been buried in his hole

I want a hug

Crusader of Blasphemy

>>559055332
Evil plans take a while.

>>559055020
asriel is definitely insecure about having a small 4" dick
pizzapants is even more insecure despite having 6 incher

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>>559055414
as do I, my friend

I am bigger than Kris.

>>559055472
Pizzapants has a 9 inchers but he is still a virgin and never used it for anything

Is this still the imposter guy

>>559055595
he doesn't seem like he has anything he's confident about
a normal sized dick that he's convinced is laughably tiny seems fitting for him

>>559055463
Why?

>>559055314
COL you are the least fun kind of autistic

>>559055609
You are sus

Deltarune but it's written by a person with a really bad case of purple prose

>>559055609
wow susie is that an amongus joke

>>559055747
Nah he has a big dick but that doesn't help him whatsoever

>>559055609
I’m honestly confused too, like I can’t tell if /utg/ is that easy to troll or if it’s just a deliberate joke

>>559050374
We need a rudyfag then /utg/ will be complete

>>559056193
This place is too horny. Those two will drown this general in a fire of jealousy over the Rudyfag.

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>>559055829
Ask this guy. His evil plan takes over seven years to accomplish.
A Titan could not escape any Dark World it could be created in, it'd be neutralized by the light of the sun. So just creating a single Titan would accomplish nothing.

The real CoL never posts images

>Last update from Toby was him shitposting about Toy Story 5
Cool cool cool

Fave wants McDonalds

>>559056193
he has to make music to maintain the balance

>>559056271
do it at night then

Should I be a pacifist
Or should I use my mouth
I'm feeling evil I think I'll vore them all

>>559056338
Will the real CoL please stand up?

>>559056516
Then the light of the moon would be enough to destroy it.

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Friend Inside Me is a reference to the fact that Kris will be the friend inside Noelle by the game's end. You didn't hear this from me.>>559056516

I think CoL genuinely has the most autistic hangups about the game out of anyone here

>>559056779
Is this a reference to the greentext of Noelle photoshopping Kris giving birth to her?

>>559056801
I still like the comparison that he would’ve been a perfect fit in pre-AIsloppa Deviantart

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>>559055560
why be hugged, when you can be the one hugging?

>>559056823
Wouldn't that be the inverse of that post?

>>559056907
why

Jevil Drinks Ocean Water

>>559056958
Horrid low-functioning autism
He should be making MSpaint images of Link (But Blue)

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I don't like agreeing with CoL, but he's right on this one. The Titans would get destroyed by the light of the sun, even at night. If they were able to be made at night, then they'd still just die by morning, making the Roaring useless. The only way to start the Roaring properly is by letting them fester and grow, and pouring out darkness from inside the Earth at every point globally. That's how you can manage to still cause enough damage to let darkness fight back against the power of the sun.
That, and being aided by whatever the Angel's Heaven is, which I assume is what's used to force the sky to "run black with terror."

>>559056758
then do it on a new moon idiot

Do you think painter regrets the tattoo already

Gee I sure hope nobody FUCKS me tonight...

>>559056673
My nipples have been very tender today. Whenever my mind slipped to them, spamton was there tugging.

NormalNPC (library bird who gets in the way of the books) feels like the type of guy to have that special Deviantart Autism and make a bunch of images that are just a random cartoon character pasted on a background with a speech bubble

>>559057421
he would visit the dark world and not be attacked by darkners because he would be there on sexual business

>>559057421
NormalNPC makes those collages of characters from a billion different shows just standing next to each other looking at something

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>>559057276
yummy

>>559057192
the sun is still there. whatever the Titans can do, it cannot reach the entire earth.

>>559057394
Awful. It would be like a bonobo trying to rip off your nipples. No grace or gentleness.

>>559057276
*dip dip*
>>559057392

The only way to actually start the Roaring is to blot out the sky. If there was any purpose to the "police sacrifice", it would be to put one big Shadow Mantle over the entire earth.

>>559057354
No, I grin like an idiot whenever I look at hi- it, it in the mirror when w- I am changing. I fucking love my fat spamton, man.

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>>559057670

>>559057671
How would sacrificing Undyne achieve that are you literally just making shit up now

>>559057545
That's the thing, the Legend states that darkness exists globally and is present underground. If the sun was somehow blocked, and you opened the ground with multiple earthquakes everywhere, you'd start the Roaring proper. All you need is a way to block out the sun, because Titans by themselves have already been proven to be able to destroy and reshape their Light World locations if left alone long enough (for example, the Church nearly getting destroyed.)

prophecy: everyone should die
>susie: everyone should live
col: i HATE susie

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>>559057671

>>559057728
>the SOUL when Kris is beating the shit out of them under a garbage can

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>>559057276
Please be gentle

>>559057670
You sick fuck

>>559057758
Dark Satanic ritual to the devil. Some kind of blood magic.

Kris murdered an innocent Trashy, and somehow I'm supposed to sympathize with them.

*BUUUUUUUUUURRRRP* I ate all the links and the blue ones are tastier *grrrgle*

>>559058029
That Trashy wasn't innocent, they owed me 26 Dark Dollars.

>>559057760
I'd hate anyone who threw off my heroic quest to banish dark by flying the eagles to Mordor and skipping the whole thing.

I think Kris should be trafficked into my bedroom

>>559058074
What did the characters even skip?

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>>559057937
*crunch munch grunch*

>>559058048
>blue ones
like… KING-

>>559058152
The Tale which must be followed.

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>>559057354
As someone who's extremely shy and anxious I respect the shit out of her for having the confidence and boldness to do that and I think it's pretty cool. We're all going to rot the same in the end anyways, why not harmlessly fuck around?

I think Kris should be traffic cone

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>>559058327

>>559058265
And when you stop following the tale, there is no game left. Because that's how a linear game works.
I do not trust Toby Fox to deliver the one ending that he said would happen. He threw it out the window with these pathetic excuses for heroes.

>>559058515
so play a different game

Do you think CoL liked Kris Genocides I mean he's obsessed with what he thought the rest of the game would be from Chapter 1 and that was the widely agreed assumption

I need a hug

>>559058570
*buuuurrrp* sure thing, my little kitten. Come to *BRRRAAAAP* daddy~

>>559058527
This is not my fault. I shouldn't have to leave because I was given something I never ever wanted from something I liked. Something no other game has.

>>559058759
Toby Fox is not obligated to give you anything

Is that Jew still talking

>>559058798
He is obligated to give that one ending when he said he would. Or he shouldn't have said it.

>>559058759
I bet you're really fun to deal with when you return shit you don't like back to the store you bought it from

Playing Tic Tac Toe with CoL and he has a mental breakdown because there's multiple places to put down his letter instead of a linear predetermined spot

Toby Fox is obligated to give sex when he said he would. Or he shouldn't have said it.

>>559058867
Then bother him. Not us.

>>559058916
There has never been a situation when I was forced to return a game.

Toby Foxy is obligated to give snacks when he said he would. Or he shouldn't have said it.

Awaken The Crystals

Awaken, my Crusaders!

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dunno what we're crusading for again but ok

>>559059097
>forced
Okay, now I KNOW you're trolling.

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doomin'

Toby Fucks is obligated to give goodnight kisses when he said he would. Or he should have said it.

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>>559059232
more like Crusader of Doomin'

Can we get cute writing

Nuance.

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>>559059179
We crusade for whatever we want!

>>559059227
It's true though. I've never seen a game bad enough that I want to get a refund, it was so bad.

>>559059373
Then bother Toby. Not us.

>Deltarune RAPED me

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>>559059359
can i crusade for nothing?

You're playing Minecraft in a cave, looking for diamonds.
That's funny,

>>559059527
no

Guys, is it weird that my pants feel tight whenever I smell a shirt from my dad's??

>>559059454
I already did that. He doesn't seem to talk to people.

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>>559059563
fuck u

>>559059667
Keep trying! He'll get in touch with you!

Crusader of Light has approximately a 1% chance of being Crusader of Kira.

>>559059667
So what are you going to accomplish by annoying us?

Toby Fox is obligated to give that alarm clock when he said he would. Or he shouldn't have said it.

>>559059787
I just have no self-control over my actions. I need my stimmies.

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teehee

>>559059787
i would have been crucified if i tried this anywhere else

>>559059997
Nobody here likes you. Again, what are you trying? You’ve said your piece, nobody fucking cares, what now?

>>559059997
haha yeah could you hold this for a sec

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>>559059926
Good God! Your .gif!

I just want my money back.

>>559060036
Who else am i supposed to talk to about this? My father has his friend to talk about his favorite sports team going to shit, why cant i have the same

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YAYYYY WERE CRUSADING AGAIN!!! YAYY!!! YAYYY!!! NAMEFAG THE NAMEFAG JOINS THE CRUSADE!!! YAYYY!!!!

THE GIANTS SHOULD HAVE FOLLOWED THE PROPHECY

Who else am i supposed to talk to about this? My father has his "best friend" to talk about his dick going to shit, why cant i have the same

>>559060175
All you do is complain and repeat the same shit over and over. Nobody likes you. You’re a fucking joke.

Oh wow, CoL really is THAT lonely.

>>559060265
Why not? The problem isn't going away yet.
I can always complain about it getting worse, which it does.

>>559060345
I guess even his cous-I mean girlfriend gets tired of his autistic ranting.

>>559060345
I have a friend, but we don't talk about Deltarune of all games. He's not really an rpg fan.

>>559060352
You’re doing nothing to make the problem go away, you’re just annoying everyone here. You’re a pathetic, friendless sack of shit. Nobody wants to hear you endlessly complain about the same thing.

>>559059007
Look it's not the norm or some belief I had it's just that I had REPAY him for letting me crash at his place for so long SOMEHOW.... alright??

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>>559059331
Asgore probably plays a variant of "she loves me she loves me not" with misfit daises instead of flipping a coin for a random binary choices, I bet he slyly looks both ways before scooping out another spoonful of peanut butter to lick by itself after making a sandwich even when he knows nobody is around to see, I bet all the keys on his old monster-size work keyboard have little notches in them from being pressed by his claws even though he tries his best to be careful, I bet sometimes he looks up basic flower puns for Flower King advertisement ideas and finds himself giggling so hard he gets adorable little hiccups, I bet if you had his head in your lap and were scratching him with one of those wire head massage things he'd be so relaxed he'd sigh into your stomach and maybe even fall asleep with his tongue poking out the tiniest bit

>>559060434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-p8GXZcdrIk