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Welcome to Sonic the Hedgehog General! Here we discuss ALL things Sonic!
/sthg/ #9114 - Worst ship ever edition
==NEWS==
>Sonic the Hedgehog's 35th anniversary
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Sonic the Hedgehog: Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds - 04 March 2026
Sonic the Hedgehog #85 - 11 March 2026
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K***ht of the wind!
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they all want the blue d
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wanna see me stuff my cheeks full of nut?
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Cream the Rabbit.
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Douge
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I pray that people like bobbutterbutt gain no real influence. It’s bad enough we got people in the real world like her that either take up power or leave despair before their demise. They say they’re right, but you know things differently. They stick to their beliefs, and it’s not a matter of differing opinions, it’s genuine off-the-cuff brainwaves. You don’t need a bad childhood to be a psychopath. Just look at some of the most infamous serial killers in history. Anyway, the point I’m trying to make is, don’t let others steer you in the wrong direction, because they will try. You can give them as much pity as you want but deep down they can’t feel the same, let alone empathy. They latch on to anyone they can.
To keep it relevant to /vg/ like a fag, I’ll throw out a GTA: SA quote: “People say they have love for you, but won’t say a word. Too damn scared.” But I guess the problem runs deeper than that. They don’t know what love is, and that’s why the entertainment industry is filled with problems like that not excluding the Sonic franchise. Then they shift the blame on you.
Basically, you just get a bunch of shit you didn’t ask for. I don’t need this. I’m not even supposed to be here today.
https://youtu.be/eOx5ahjzpjU?si=SQM5QLsgvXAd2dhM
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I wish there were more of these two.
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>>559058592
Same.
I wish more people would draw them.
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Poor kit
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoJSSFS3puA
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the tangle shotacon agenda...
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>Vector and Wave having sexual tension
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>>559060584
thanks, feels good to clear the queue, didn't mean for it to take so long
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>>559061486
whatdyawant?? HUH???? whatdyawant???? ya think am a clown who has to entertain you 48/7????
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how will this effect crazy frog's legacy?
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>>559061734
His name is a bipolar episode so I wouldn’t be surprised
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>>559061486
It's almost like these threads have only been active because a few people with way too much time in their hand been allowed to hijack them.That and we been losing legit posters but that's not a discussion for now.
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Shadow is my husband. Or I wish he were. The thought of comforting him in some way makes me particularly giddy. I want to make him feel good, but it also makes me feel selfish at the same time, because it's what I want. I don't think Shadow would want it. I'm a very selfish person. I want to rub his ear between my fingers. I want to blow on his ear until it twitches. I want to poke his nose. I want to kiss him right where the stripe ends on his fivehead. I want to hold his ungloved hand. I want to touch his fluffy chest obsessively. I want to hold him close to me like he's a small heated body pillow. I want to give him peaceful sleep and nice dreams of happiness, even if the happiness is not real. I want to take care of him until I can't. I don't care about myself or my safety, but I care about him and his safety. It is wrong that literal perfection hates itself because the world can't stop kicking him down. My imperfections bother me because Shadow deserves perfection, or whatever qualifies as perfection in his eyes. Shadow deserves Maria. He deserves a happy future. He will not get one, but it is what he deserves.
I think part of the reason I became attached is because the emotions he feels often mirror my own. On some level it's comforting, but another larger part of me feels disgusted because it makes me think I am muddying him with myself. I'd like my thoughts to be quiet for once like a void so they do not influence my perception of him. If I drug myself heavily I can focus on him better. It removes my desire and ability to talk to others, that's when I feel happiness.
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I have work today. will post from SatAM
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Sonic has to sniff his own ass to curl into a ball
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Guysss we found lore on Scarcos
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>>559057387
What type of fucking moron post the whiteboard ar post 750? You are some kind of special breed or something?
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>>559062926
That's a good idea.
It's always good to make some preparation for new ideas.
Right now, I'm doing some research for something I'm writing while fixing some past stuff I already have written.
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Shadow the Hedgehog is a character created by the Japanese game developers Takashi Iizuka, Shiro Maekawa, and Kazuyuki Hoshino. He is a major character in Sega's Sonic the Hedgehog franchise. Shadow is an anthropomorphic black hedgehog created by Professor Gerald Robotnik, the grandfather of Doctor Eggman. Shadow shares design traits and attributes with Sonic the Hedgehog
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Anyways, reposting the whiteboard so anons don't miss it like I did
Here's the full whiteboard. Thank you to everyone who showed up!
Full-res image is in the booru:
https://sthg.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=19622
PSD archive:
https://mega.nz/folder/DKBSlDYb#GdR4FN7QFEOFtS_30ZT4_A
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Rumble devs really expect you to play even with full rings to reach lvl 20 uh?
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Sheep wife
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Cute Eggman robot
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>>559064643
Was he always this big?
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>>559065236
We always lose posters months after a new game is released and years after a main game is released. We will keep losing them until the new trailer drops
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Preserving temporary litter catbox link
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>>559063992
:) good post
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>>559065320
Yeah, that makes sense, I noticed too. I thought there was some special reason
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I don't
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Oh, I actually like team attacks between characters who have never had a reason to interact.
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At this point, I'm fairly certain EvanIan (or whoever at IDW's ghost-writing for the pair after Evan admitted she doesn't even write her own shit) have no idea how either Tangle or Whisper are meant to be like alone - and obviously have no interest, because to do would be to admit the filthy chuds were right.
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Preserving temporary litter catbox link
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>(or whoever at IDW's ghost-writing for the pair after Evan admitted she doesn't even write her own shit)
I swear, every time Evan talks about what's happening behind the scenes, the more unorganized and half-assed production sounds.
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>>559065897
Right on. There's been a lot of hostility toward the IDW comics lately on Twitter. Let it continue. The chuds are advancing
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>IDW's ghost-writing for the pair after Evan admitted she doesn't even write her own shit
>lol what
Source (and screenshot): https://spiritsonic.tumblr.com/post/809475850057744384/hi-evan-i-notic ed-you-and-ian-were-both-credited
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Chroniclesfag truly is the best thing to come out of /sthg/ in the 2020s.
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Okay, which one of you fuckers is responsible for this?
https://youtu.be/0UgD-zOuA6k?si=JrgnQDji_9Fcmq3p
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Showing a little love is hard for you?
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We won the cultural war, you lost
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You lost
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Either I suck or the level 10 CPU's cheat.
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I look at this and I think to myself "I am so grateful I'm not a Sonadow fujo". Picrel turns my stomach
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Honestly curious.
What happens if twitter manages to actually bully all the IDW staff away?
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>>559067567
i mean, as long as there isn't an npc in the middle of green hill zone, stopping me from going through a loop unless i sign his gay Palestine petition, i can ignore all the other shit and enjoy a good game.
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Hey we want babies but not all of us like trannynic
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>>559067625
>cut off breasts but have kid anyway
reality:
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Sonadow is the result of leftoid feminists projecting their fetish for male homosexuality onto Sonic and Shadow and turning Sonic into a submissive twink and Shadow into his domineering babysitter and tard wrangler because in spite of the fujos hating natural femininity, they still possess inborn female instincts that incline to heterosexuality. This explains why they make Sonic into the girl in the Sonadow dynamic and this also implies that the fujos are self-inserting as Sonic
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>>559067862
Yes a barrier can be expended for an extra turn, but having no barriers halves your defenses and you will lose a barrier if you're struck with a move the character is weak to. Some moves will always destroy barriers. It's borrowed from both Bravely Default and Sonic the Fighters. Character elemental relationships are specific to each character and the number of barriers is too. Most have five.
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>read post on twitter
>reply to it on 4chan while quoting nobody
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Huh, I was going to ask if you played octopath traveler since the BP system sounded familiar. In that game you also got these special points that you could use to power up your specials or attack mutliple times.I also kind of want to know as a head start to speedrun your game and find out everything lol.
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I always wondered how come there is more FtM detrans than MtF detrans?
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Danny wants Megani to be a rival to both Rouge and the Chaotix.
Feels a bit self indulgent. It feels like he's desperate to leave his own mark on this franchise after successful characters like Tangle, Whisper, Lanolin, Surge, and Kit were made.
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I'm aware of how Octopath did it, but I haven't played it myself.
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A handful of the characters who canonically don't fight have some gimmicky skills and one endgame character who isn't known for violence is particularly strong. .
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>>559068580
Daniel Barnes is the only person in IDW I actually dislike. He feels like a representation of the most annoying posters in Sonic Twitter.
I have a lot more respect for Ian, Evan, ABT, and others than him as professionals.
I hope he never writes for the official games his personality is too obnoxious.
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>>559068551
Underlying motivations for trooning.
It's a little known fact, but before 2000, almost every troon going in to clinics was male, usually middle-aged. Females were outnumbered like 1 to 5 or something.
Guess what the group transitioning most recently is?
Teenage girls.
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>>559068580
>Be Knuckles
>Lose your rivalry to Sonic to Shadow
>Lose your rivalry to Rouge to an OC
I can forgive Surge becoming Blaze's rival if that happens as Blaze hasn't been positioned as a rival for sonic in literal decades and she could use a rival to improve her character and relevance.
But I can't forgive this cucking of Knuckles. He doesn't have much already as it stands. Isn't it enough for her a be a rival to chaotix why does she need to infringe on Knuckles' territory?
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Why do I take these quizzes? Anyway at least I got a good result.
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>>559068069
I really really hate Jews anons.
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Of all things to hate Barnes, I don't think wanting to add new characters is a bad idea
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No.
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>rivalry with Rouge
What? She flirted with him and wants his emerald. That's not a rivalry.
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I think he made her as an answer to the lack of female full villains.
>No sympathetic personality
>No sad backstory
>Just mystery
>Just a trouble maker
Eh... Feels like he's been listening too much to the people who claim that they want 2 dimensional villains. Might be OK, might be boring after a while.
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>I want a rival to several main characters that
>have no depth, and no purpose but to cause trouble
So just a villain for Rouge and the Chaotix to beat every time? Even Jessie, James and Meowoth in Team Rocket had depth to their characters which is what helped make them so likable.
I hope danny gets what he wants if only to remind people that antagonists with some nuance are a good thing.
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You shat on this, /sthg/. you shat on this because it was not Sega™Sonic©®
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>>559069356
Only five of the characters have transitions and that is only if they are in the middle of something. Only characters that can be used in battle are playable. So you can play as Chris or Cream but you can't play as Vanilla or Grandpa Chuck. Most of the characters do not have unique NPC responses either. I tried to at least get a unique response for characters that are relevant to each other and then some though.
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I can't help but sometimes feel some of the people on IDW come here to shit on Barnes. While he has his problems, some of the complaints on here sound weirdly petty compared to the other retards on the comic who get shit on. Also, Barnes doesn't really seem like he's part of the clique even though they all share the same society values.
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>I hope danny gets what he wants if only to remind people that antagonists with some nuance are a good thing.
In IDW, "nuance" just means the villain is just misunderstood and cries (Surge) or the villain just bluntly states their entire mindset (anything Ian writes).
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And Surge is the most popular of the OC's. If she was just a petty meaningless villain with no depth she wouldn't be popular.
Hell, Kit is evil as fuck and he has depth.
Shadow would have never become popular without depth either.
Sonic has depth
Eggman has depth
Rouge has depth
Shadow has depth
Amy has depth
Surge has depth
Kit has depth
Tails has depth
Lanolin has depth
You know what official sonic characters don't have depth?
Rough and Tumble and they're irrelevant as fuck.
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>Rough and Tumble
They are an example of a character thats evil for the love of the game and with no tragic backstory, same with clutch and they're all completely irrelevent characters.
People say they want villains with no depth but then they forget about them immediatly.
Starline was evil as fuck, arguably more evil than Eggman and he had a lot of depth. Which is why people love him and want him back.
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Based. Fake fans be like
>"I DON'T WANT MY SONIC CHARACTERS TO HAVE DEPTH I JUST WANT THEM TO BE LIKE MY SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS"
If you feel that way you're not a real sonic character, every character has had depth ever since Sonic Adventure its part of the franchise and what sets it a part from Mario. Sonic characters are actual characters.
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I'm happy her curved body is canon (kinda)
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>animosity
I mean he is unlikable as fuck. And now Evan officially works for Sega and is drawing and writing for official Sonic projects while Daniel is stuck in comic purgatory.
Honestly he deserves it. ABT is next in line to be officially hired for more Sega projects.
The core western Sega group is
>Tyson Hesse
>Ian Flynn
>ABT
>Evan Stanley
If Daniel Barnes fixed his shitty attitude he might actually get hired for something more meaningful.
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I don't really care for any of these people but I think both Barnes and Ian have a serious problem behaving professionally online in a way that negatively impacts Evan. Like you mentioned what Barnes said about Evan ended up making her look incompetent even out of context. That's just not something you talk about with fans. It made it look like she's floundering about in need of his help.
Ian's comments about Evan writing Surge were also uncalled for. I don't have a link but it was when a fan asked if Ian had any opinions on Evan's take on Surge. Ian's response made it obvious he didn't like it. Compare that to the movie writers where all we know about their development interactions is that Fowler keeps vetoing Rouge.
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Trvke. If a character doesn't have depth in Sonic they will never be popular or relevant.
See Rough and Tumble. Daniel Barnes doesn't seem to understand what makes the Sonic franchise the sonic franchise and just wants to appease the fickle minority that is Sonic twitter who hates everything and barely understands the characters and franchise themselves.
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>She's popular for being a girl and her design, not her depth.
Bullshit. There are other sonic characters that are female with cool designs yet they never got popular.
Surge being an emotionally complex Neutral aligned Anti-hero with a devoted yet fully evil sidekick is genuinely one of the coolest concepts in the franchise.
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We fucking won!
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>society value
>this performative social media astroturfing and other shit takes that nobody cares about
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You made me realize that IDW OCs aren't created for legitimate creativity and passion, but so their creators can brag about their creations officially becoming a part of the Sonic Team mainline continuity.
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I agree. THis is why I desperate hope for Surge Blaze rivalry to happen so Blaze can finally interact with someone that isn't Silver and do cool stuff then over time she can reclaim her identity separate from Silver.
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Surge and Blaze really did have a more interesting dynamic with each other than the entire history of Silvaze in canon.
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Sex with rabbits
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All Surge fans give a shit about that. Unironically.
I haven't met a Surge fan that doesn't care about her character. Surge fans are arguably as protective about her character and backstory as shadow fans are about shadow's.
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Shintoism isn't woke.
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>/sthg/ #9114 - Worst ship ever edition
Well I guess Amy and Metal debuted in the same game, so this IS technically Sonamy related.
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>It's because he hates Sonic unlike like the rest.
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Legitimately the only place I've seen anyone complain about Evan's writing of Surge is on /sthg/. Everyone else loves how she writes Surge, the "We're heroes" panel was positively trending for a long time, and is still an iconic panel.
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I wonder why that is? Is it because of sthg's insatiable desire to be contrarian?
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This character is brand new and you're already trying to windfag Surge. Ian and Evan made Surge they understand her more than you do. Its like saying you know Sonic more than Maekawa does.
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>>559072246
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desu I don't like Ian or Evan's Surge. My ideal/ Sonic-y direction would be somewhere in the middle. A rebel without a cause, trapped in her own mental prison of her own punk "brand", while Sonic tries to free her but she rejects him.
Kinda like a "evil" Blaze, if that makes sense.
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This is because Surge's motives changed constantly throughout her appearances. Right now, it's "Let's be heroes!", but the next time she appears, she's going to be given new motives to replace the current one.
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>projecting their self-aggrievement (victims engendering sympathy through trauma) thoughever.
Thats almost all writing ever. All the best stories and character moments in fiction were inspired by the writers own real events.
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>we are a package deal
>we are a package deal
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Kit is sold separately.
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>>559072603
This video is for you. Don't reply to me if you didn't watch it
https://youtu.be/BxeJoIYs1Pc?si=fY7TB8hJihKrSyFa
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Ian's surge is kind of retarded outside the bubble it was made in because it stems from the idea that sonic doesn't "kill" Eggman, and that enables him to keep doing bad shit. The idea of Sonic killing Eggman is a very juvenile look on the series, and something that would never happen, so why would you write a character like that?
Evans take of villians turning heroes, (possibly due to the power of friendship) more online with the series. Generic, but given the backstory she has to work with, it's likely the better call. Even I that means the end of her character will just be a background cheerleader for Sonic like everyone else
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>Only characters that can be used in battle are playable. So you can play as Chris or Cream but you can't play as Vanilla or Grandpa Chuck.
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>villains either die by accident or get redeemed
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Evan is fixing a mess Ian made, you can't do anything with it because like you said it wouldn't fly. Its the same reason I don't care about Kit, I know they're not going to do anything when she finds out.
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Nooo! How am I supposed to get my omega-verse sonadow mpreg fix now!!!
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Evan apologists hours?
She got less experience in writing than Ian flynn, someone who comes from a family that worked in dramaturgy. And despite that he's another cuck fetishist.
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>>559073384
Nta but everyone knows what Silvaze is going for at this point, it just flops because there's no underyling stakes or structure. Silvaze is a cause without an effect. It insists upon itself.
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Good writers, yes. Tolkein came up with LotR based on England and Christendom while in the trenches in WWI. Now we have Asian-Americans writing about their family trauma or whatever.
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NTA, I watched the video yesterday but my problem with Silvaze is always going to be the mountain of headcanon you have to do to fill the obvious holes. You have to imagine what you feel should've been written into their characters, but literally wasn't. So much of the information in this video start with "I believe" followed by an interpretation of what they think of these characters to supplement for text that isn't there.
I can understand the idea that Sonic Team is going for, that they instantly connect no matter what even if they have no history, that's the whole "in sync" part, but the actual execution leaves something to be desires because them being supposedly so in sync and so compatible is always display through battles that every sonic character has been through. What makes them specifically so different to put emphasis on this dynamic. Characters in this series meet up on the fly and start working and fighting together all the time because of this series themes always hinging on the bond of friend and it's power even across worlds and dimensions, what makes this different with them?
My other problem is this video's framing of these two being on equal level in terms of their duties and their approach to it, that they recognize the shared experience of bearing the weight of the world alone, but that's not the reality set forth by the games. This is injecting headcanon. It's something I've thought would make them written a bit better, if they actually explored those parallels, but the games do not, 06 does not explicitly address this and the games after always opts to put Blaze in a position where she's got everything figured out while it's Silver who still need help catching up and guidance. This video fails to address their appearances in the games past Rush, 06 and Colors DS that put the nature of their relationship into question.
This video also does not address Sonic Rush Adventure's characterization of Blaze.
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Perhaps. The idea of a character being traumatized by a hero failing to save someone is definitely a meta-narrative and un-Soniclike (Surge and Lanolin are in direct contrast to the theme of His World). Maybe it can never work.
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Writers yesterday:
>i survived a war with many casualties, let me tell you how faith kept me sane in this misery
Writers now:
>here's a story about how my father denied me from wearing a girl's dress that one time and i had a panic attack for 5 hours straight
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And besides all that, there's just not enough here with the two of them to justify making their tanabata and in-sync themes the main meat of their characters when they have so much more substantial motives, especially Blaze having her side more fleshed out. It's more suited to being the background element of them. It would actually work better that way because then it fits the idea of them coming together once in a blue moon and instantly connecting no matter how much time there's been between seeing each other. But that only works if you know, they're actually apart and not joined to each others hip in everything while roaming around Sonic's world and are actually displayed actively doing the duties they're known for separately
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>they recognize the shared experience of bearing the weight of the world alone
This is why Silvaze is just stolen valor. Like that's just Sonic and Blaze's bag. "even if you feel alone there's always someone out there helping you" gets co-opted into this weepy bullshit.
I've grown tired of Maekawa's un-Sonic life-denying bullshit. SA2 (live and learn, the star shines even though the light is gone) is borderline but 06 (Sonelise, Silvaze) and Black Knight end on a fucking suicide pact. Sonaze is life-affirming.
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Actually movie 3 is good. Fuck SA2. It's not even "live and learn" it's "learn and die". Like Shadow learns his identity and past and then instead of choosing to live even though humanity is flawed Shadow just fucking kills himself. So fucking gay.
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Don't drag me into petty shipwar nonsense, I do not care for sonaze and I do not think that is their thing either. Sonic is not a hero with committed duties, he's just a guy that does things he feels in the moment. He is the opposite of Blaze while Silver is a parallel for her. There is a difference. Unfortunately for Silver and Blaze, the writers don't even recognize that enough to utilize it properly and it puts a direct blow on the dynamic of her and Sonic to portray her as someone who has things a little more figured out than Silver instead of equal to him in having flaws and figuring out how to bare the weight of their duties. Sonaze and Silvaze are bleak dynamics with Blaze's current portrayal
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Sorry I meant Sonaze as the dynamic between Sonic and Blaze, not necessarily the ship. I agree with you that 06 uses Blaze as a mentor. I think they are correcting the problem since 06, but their relationship got even weaker without it.
My point was that the parallelism between Silver/ Blaze stands on top of Sonic/ Blaze while adding nothing. It's woo-woo to give Silvaze an air of legitimacy, which is why these analysis amounts to nothing but this kind of hand-waving in the end.
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By putting her into the same position as Sonic but for Silver, she no longer embodies the element of being Sonic's opposite and instead becomes a parallel while Silver is the one that is portrayed to be the opposite of Blaze. Blaze is the confident mentor figure that guides Silver the way Sonic does for others he's helped before while Silver is the naive one who's unsure of himself and needing guidance from her.
The thematic dynamic of Sonic and Blaze gets ruined, not verbal dynamics. If Silver and Blaze were portrayed as parallel as the video tries to push, then things would be fine, but that is not the case.
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>My point was that the parallelism between Silver/ Blaze stands on top of Sonic/ Blaze while adding nothing
That's only if Blaze parallels both, but she shouldn't be. She is supposed to be Sonic's opposite, it's why she can have the arc of learning from he and his friends in Sonic Rush
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Nothing ever happens.
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>Blaze is the confident mentor figure that guides Silver the way Sonic does for others he's helped before while Silver is the naive one who's unsure of himself and needing guidance from her.
Being the voice of reason for a character that shares similar responsibility to her frames her as the one who already has everything figured out when that's not the case and she also struggles too. But instead of paralleling that with Silver for them to find common ground, their game depictions just flatten Blaze instead into being a cheap mentor figure.
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>>559077483
Then fucking leave normalnigger scum
This site had a literal loli board for a while
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idk the last thing we got from ST was Otherworldly Comedy which kept them both intact characterization-wise but the narrative fell apart because Silver's character isn't equipped to deal with Blaze's themes.
The only thing that "works" is pushing their parallelism with masculine/ feminine temperament contrast (looking over Silver with the charm of an older woman) but as you say this harms Blaze because she's supposed to be immature.
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>normalnigger scum
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>dude i'm a pedo teehee i am so not normal and porn addict
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>Amy, am I doing enough?
>dress up as a maid and go here lmao
>deja vu, we're in-sync
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>i know every porn artist in town, you are hypocritical
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>sonamy
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>>559079407
Are you sure? Surge and Kit's backstory is presented in a way that reads like hurt/comfort fanfiction, not something you'd see in Sonic. It's all just "look how sad and traumatized they are!!!"
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>>559057961
When it comes to power you must know how to play, same for entertainment, the same top of the mountain you desire to reach is attractive to bad actors, dark triad individuals who get a dopamine hit when they exercise dominance.
Like i said you have to know how to play.
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He does! Kit gets fat and self harms, and the two have a hecking codependent relationshiperino, but sonurge is icky because Surge is a masculine woman so that automatically means she's a lesbian
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>'you are weird"
>look inside their feed
>they're the worst degenerate with twisted sexualities applied to child characters you could ever imagine
I remember about the term "failed normalfag", they are worse than normalfags because it's just degenerate people trying to enforce their own shitty fetishes as something normal.
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>But she has an apartment, is independent, had a job and drives a car
Yes and she can still be a 12 years old because this is a fictional series and you shouldn't be trying to push metrics of logic onto it. Why can Cream, the 6 year old, drive a car on the very dangerous race tracks? Because it's a video game. Why can Ash Ketchum remain ten years old and go on dangerous globe trotting adventures and fight god-tier pokemon and save the world? It's not real or meant to be depicting something comparable to the real world. It's meant to be engaging to children and give them something that makes them feel cool by making characters their age do something cool too.
Speaking of Cream, why has everyone else aged but she remains the same or in some cases, treated even younger than she was before? Don't ask butterbutt why all the adults in the series like Vanilla, The Conductor and Conductors Wife and Vector who were all characters over the age of 20 depicted to be taller than the teenage cast and why the teenage cast is taller than the kids. I remember people spreading around that they wanted it to be a thing that Vanilla is just considered freakishly tall and now I realize why. The heights ruin their headcanon logic.
I think these people need to be shut down. Compromise is not an option, it's just ruining the characters at this point just for the sake trying not to upset people with headcanons that basically invent an entirely new canon.
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I told you about the trannies.
I told you about the IDWfags.
I warned you /sthg/. It's true.
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>>559081160
If you never enjoyed what actually makes sonic a good series and only came for the anthro mascots and shipping wars, then media that amplifies those two things while also appealing to your Tumblr sensibilities will seem like a great thing to you.
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It is not hyperbole to say these people do not like the series and want it to be something else. That's why they make up all these headcanons, invent what's canon in their heads, the second they have to engage with the series and its actual characterizations, they hate it.
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>>559082195
If you're attracted to a character because they're a child that makes you a pedophile. Definitionally. Some characters are less like a child than others so it's less questionable.
If someone said "I want to fuck Rouge" I wouldn't really care. But if they said "I want to fuck Amy" it's borderline and if they say "I want to fuck Cream" they're a pedo.
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How is wanting to fuck a 12 year old(let's not even mention Classic who acts even younger) "borderline"?
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>>559082574
Sorry chuddie, YuriGODS own this franchise now
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The achilles' heel of sonic is that he's culturally weak, while at the same time commercially strong because recognizable and popular. A new audience pops up every 5 years because sonic is written without vision, the constant sperg out of the fanbases is caused by the lack of a clear direction. Who is sonic at the end of the day? Nobody knows, but everyone pretends to know.
You can only blame sega for this, their incompetence causes sonic to be inconsistent, and even the latest attempt to unify everything in a single canon fails miserably, because every arc has a different sonic with a different take, slowly the audience loses the hype and switches to "archive" mode (remember the good old times?), after all why debating character so dynamic and trend chasing?
Cultural weakness doesn't kill the franchise, but exposes sonic to predation and replacement, whoever out there comes up with a new sonic which is not just a bad looking electric jester running fast, could deal serious damage to this business. But so far nobody was able to replicate the appeal.
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According to this faggot it isn't.
https://youtu.be/1zp-kjJlyQk?si=Cw1t2JBjSmgSRkOD&t=1204
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Yeah I know the flag too but I didn't catch it until it was pointed out.
Someone should go ask Toyoda, "Hello, Mr. Toyoda. I have heard you supervise the American IDW Sonic comics. They included a gay flag behind Sonic and Shadow, does this mean Sonic and Shadow are canonically gay and in love with each other?"
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I swear, If I hear Tangle and Whisper again this week I'm going to lose it!
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Favorite art posted in the Sonic website about Crossword?
https://x.com/i/status/2028381395371151408
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>>559083589
You sound like a seething kike.
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>no one is judging you
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>>559083945
Try to post again but with words I can understand
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>Tangle and Whisper get a lesbian flag
>"omg yes queen slay"
>Sonic and Shadow get a gay flag
>"erm I'm woke but isn't this damaging the characters"
leftist queer theorists were right all along, casual homophobia towards gay men is more intense and normalized than lesbian women lmao
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>>559084264
Kids can draw better than me
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>>559084506
Do they
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12 is generally a "Kid" age.
Amy is stated to be 12 officially but is clearly NOT a "Kid" character in design or personality or role, at all in any way.
Tails & Cream should be 10-12.
Amy should be 15-16, like Sonic & Knuckles.
Honestly, 8 and 6 is just too young even for "Kid" characters. 10 is usually the baseline for most 'kid' characters. Why is Tails 8 in the first place?
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>>559084287
Check out a book called “After the ball” it’s created by a gay talking about how to push their ideology onto children
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So what's going to be the big thing for this month for Sonic's 35th anniversary
Movie news?
Game news?
Some puppet show that they just throw up on the YouTube channel. like jangling keys in front of a baby?
Probably nothing right?
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>>559065897
Evan and Ian are the only one who knows how to handle the comic? Put Barnes in there!
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>>559067982
This gay nigga spitting faxx
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>>559084287
It's because gay sex is disgusting scat smashing and gives you aids while lesbian sex is pussies kissing
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>>559084507
>everything is exactly the same between genders just flipped
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WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH SONIC THE HEDGEHOG
I WANT TO HAVE HIGH SPEED PRECISION PLATFORMING, NOT STEVEN UNIVERSE OWL HOUSE BS
I CAN WATCH TWO GIRLS BONK ANYWHERE ELSE
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>>559085294
If you have to schedule your sex around bowel movements so that your partner doesn't get shit all over his dick, I doubt it's very natural.
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No, character ages don't matter, they just make them to whatever audience they're trying to relate to.
Japns don't think much about it.
Jotaro is 16 despite looking 30 and smoking cause they wanted the 16 year old demographic
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Every character is white coded except for Knux and Rouge
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>>559085729
Oh it gets so much worse
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC1704818/
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>>559085658
Sonic's first (and one of his most iconic) cartoon voice actors was black.
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Gay men often need to wear diapers in their 50's because constant anal sex destroys the muscles in the sphincter, making the body unable to hold in feces. Extreme cases result in anal prolapse, and you should NOT search for what that looks like. Isn't it funny how same-sex attracted women have none of these problems? Really makes you think.
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>>559085763
Post whatever you want
I just don't want it in the games
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>>559086058
>gay men become Indian
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Is this /sthg/ or /lgbt/?
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>>559085447
I want to play stardust speedway zone with a montage of Whisper and Tangle passionately making out in the background of the level while I run at top speed destroying badniks
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>>559085658
hahahahahahahahaaaa!!!
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>>559086658
zoophilia in the real world can only apply to these dumbass animals that don't have the same amount of brain power that we do and also can't easiliy communicate with us
with anthro animals, they act like humans
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>>559086658
Animals are real
Cartoon animal people aren't real
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These clothes should appear in the movie already
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then they should be treated badly for forgoing the one fucking duty women have to their civilization
For real, men are born to fight and die for their civilization, while women are born to produce more people.
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cum mixed with pussy juice
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Could Sonic fuck the gay outta Tangle?
I mean "lesbian sex" is just one woman trying to imitate a male with a strapon, so a real man aka Sonic should have no trouble showing them how it's really done
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>>559088160
it's definitely girls... 100%
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They fuck
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You are laughing? IDW could go bankrupt next year and you are laughing? Do something!
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>>559065523
That is sexual assault
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Even Dingo is in.
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shadow says her butt looks nice
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They breed and reproduce
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>>559090776
Did you know Silver's hair is based on a spermatozoon?
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yuck
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honk honk
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>>559087984
If you've actually seen a girl cum before(you probably haven't) you would know that the same muscles that contract during a male orgasm are also contracting during a female orgasm so I imagine the overall sensation isn't that much different, just more intense.
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slaves idolize people
>bring maekawa back. naka's departure ruined sonic.
free people idolize the idea
>Sonic is like the wind. he takes no shit from nobody. sonic is a shounen / capeshit for teenagers
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AO3 is back online. Time to read some yaoi
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peepurru raik sonikku characta in sonikku gaemu.
next we add sarry akun and stiksu
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you guys better stop baiting me or i will fucking cum
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^-^
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>That fucking bean mouth Silver icon
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AI forgets the plot of the second part ;_;
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I got Sonic Adventure 2 working on the Ayn Thor
Just had to have it launch the launcher.exe. Boy do I feel silly.
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Sonic and Knuckles is no more :(
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>falling for the most stale /pol/bait
Sonic the hedgehog.
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mr anon, mother says you will NEVER pass. you will NEVER be a girl. you will NEVER be accepted. you will NEVER have children. you will NEVER have two parents who love you and are proud of you. you will ALWAYS be a broken boy desperately trying to escape his own skin, dilating over politics while even the democrats move away from you, leaving you a left behind mutilated freak who will die in his 40s with nobody there to notice the body for weeks. not even the sonic community accepts you anymore. you chose this deliberately and nobody should ever have any pity for you. mother is always right.
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>I'm glad I'm a literal tranny who the military doesn't want.
You know, in a real way,r they don't care about that, and you're going to be drafted anyway, right? Just look at how Ukraine is drafting everyone. If a WW3 happens, forget about genders, if you have a peepee you're going pewpew in the frontlines.
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Hey anon i'm a tranny trust me i hate chuddies now reply to me please here's some off-topic politics out of nothing.
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...Seven years ago, I think. It was good.
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>>559097340
>>tits are inexistent
only in this sucked era we live in now, rouge used to be a brick house
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