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#1996 - Permanent Exchange edition

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In short time your fate will be sealed, /hg/
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#HuntTheTruth
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>>559060027
>When faced with unwarranted attack, guy gets defensive
Yeah. Is he supposed to just lie down and take it? You are definitely a rapist.
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it's called Light Blue
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I sense a plot to destroy the colors.
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>>559060398
it's because they're abandoning it next year
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>>558536958 | #1995 - Chief Smash
>>557975484 | #1994 - For God and Country
>>557347206 | #1993 - Valentines
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The Banshee is broken and should never be in matchmaking
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>>559060835
This is true in every game except CE
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If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball
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>>559060963
it's canon that those grunts had down syndrome
find a better example
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>>559061042
i'd like to get an example of red elites with needlers but i can only think of one place where they spawn and it's not guaranteed
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The Plasma Rifle is broken and should never be in matchmaking
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>>559061196
it's only broken in 2 because it fires so rapidly and you can tap the trigger to increase the fire rate
in every other classic halo game it starts slow and ramps up
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>>559061196
false
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>>559061196
>>559060835
Forced
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Bleach is the root of all.
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The first instance of the endless being used as an avatar for the endless
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>>559061196
>plasma rifle
That's a bird looking into a mirror.
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Warthog
Ghost
Banshee
Falcon
Scorpion
Wraith
Mongoose
Chopper
Forklift

Halo.
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>>559066392
All broken and should NEVER be in matchmaking
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Grenade Turret Warthog
Armored Ghost
Banshee
Falcon
Wasp
Scorpion
Rapidfire Wraith
Rocket Mongoose
Upgraded Chopper
Turbo Forklift
Cyclops

(BR and AR starts, none on the map)
Plasma Pistol (Dual-wield)
Brute Plasma Rifle (Dual-wield)
Needler (Dual-wield)
SMG (Dual-wield)
Magnum (Dual-wield)
Mini Hydra (Dual-wield)
Sticky Detonator (Dual-wield)
Sniper Rifle
Binary Rifle
Grenade Launcher
Rocket Launcher
Fuel Rod Mortar
Skewer
Railgun
Needle Rifle
Overclocked Focus Rifle
Plasma Launcher

Halo: Ultimate Big Team Heavies
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if dual needlers are too powerful then just don't spawn them next to each other
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>>559061196
Just strafe at medium range, bro
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BOOM
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The Endless has arrived
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>equipment
endful, limited
>armor abilities
endless, renewable
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the master chief watches sigma edits of the security officer from marathon and says "he's literally me fr"
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>>559071154
>equipment
>endful, limited
Timeless Halo.
>armor abilities
>endless, renewable
Disposable Halo.
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The Timeless
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>>559060803
pic made me realize we're nearing 1999
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>What's your status, son?
>Green. Sir.
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Jaguars are like gold elites, Otters are like Jackals, Alligators are like puny littluh Spartahs.
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>destiny killed by its devs
>marathon actively flopping
>all hero shooters dying
Is…is halo winning?
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>>559082158
Yes
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>>559082158
>Marathon
>flopping
>"i-if I say it e-e-enough, it w-w-will be true!"
ok
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>>559082158
halo has deserted its post
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>>559082158
Straggling. When I see a proper, content-rich launch for a new mainline Halo I'll consider it winning. As for Marathon, maybe it'll just barely hold on like Halo is currently. Big maybe.
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Played? You bet.
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Tangos neutralized.
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Boom.
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I know this is kinda late, but did it bother anyone else that the thruster pack in halo 4 went into third person mode?

Also in the trailer it made it seem like it was built into chiefs suit like in 5, but in game he has some weird gizmo on his back when he uses it. Same with infinite.
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Halo: Cuck Evolved
Gaylo 2
Gaylo 3: LGBT
Halo (Drink) Bleach
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>>559090554
it's weird and disorienting for sure, but at higher levels of play it's actually one of the more useful AAs
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Reminder that canonically Chief is this elite
Gameplay isn't canon
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>>559090819
F
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>>559090819
I don't think we could even process the speed a II can fight at if gameplay matched the setting
Perhaps a slow-mo mechanic (for campaign) would remedy that but the game being balanced around that would be so different
>half-ton super-soldier running-kick
Anyway I'd be interested in a "Mythic" mode or some mod where weapons in particular act like they would in the setting
Or so I think, stuff like plasma melting and igniting various things on-contact
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HALO STUDIOS
HIRE THIS MAN
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>>559090819
>Tartarus gravity hammer some fucking HOW being wielded by a random brute chieftain (on earth) 5 minutes after 2s ending.
NON.FUCKING.CA-TOTHEFUCKING-NON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>559096652
it's just a fun little mod
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>>559102069
SOVL
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None of those are Halo.
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ODST is Halo, however.
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>>559102491
There are no Halos in ODST. Not Halo.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBwSWv8IC2U
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>>559103992
>>>/mg/
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The Mongoose is broken and should never be in matchmaking
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>>559104169
It's fine in Halo 3 and Reach. It's a stand-in for sprint without having to introduce sprint.
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>>559103992
Buy an ad.
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red team player spotter above, my flag carriers are coming for you
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lol owned
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Rekt even
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The Shotgun is broken and should never be in matchmaking
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>>559104169
>>559106069
nah
Now the banshee on the other hand...
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>>559094276
>>559090819
I've always thought that things appear slow in game because you are viewing through the eyes of somebody who has superhuman reflexes. That's why plasma fire comes at you super slow when it should actually be travelling at bullet-like speeds.
I always really liked the slow and over choreographed motions the human soldiers would make in Reach, because it fed into that idea.
I also felt the artstyle was part of that same illusion. Things look colorful from the eyes of Master Chief because he knows nothing different. In Reach things look a bit more bleak, but you are still seeing a heavily stylised view through the eyes of a Spartan. In reality the scenes you go through would be brutal war horror of the sort from the worst gore videos. And that's not counting the flood.
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This rapes the Bansheefag.
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>>559103992
>OH MY GOD TYRONE IT FEELS SO GOOD INSIDE YOUR URETHRA! WHILST YOU ARE FUCKING MY WIFE!!! IT REMINDS ME OF THE ICONIC FLUUD MISSION CORTANA FROM HALO 3!!
>NOW TO LISTEN TO THE NEW ICONIC MARATHON OST SONG “CodeRace” THAT THE MARATHON COMMUNITY DATAMINED ON THIS ICONIC IPOD NANO I TOOK WITH ME
>W-WAIT A MINUTE….
>T-THIS..T.H.I.S!
>TTTTTHHHHIIIISSSSSS! IS THE SONG “THE TRIALS” FROM THE HALO 5 GUARDIANS SOUNDTRACK AAAARRRGGGHHHHH TYRONE YOU FUCKING PHILISTINE NIGGER! YOU SWITCHED THE PLAYLIST WHILE I WAS BUSY SHILLING MY NEW MARATHON THEMED KEKCAGE!! DONT YOU KNOW THAT ITS NOT ICONIC YOU SUBHUMAN DEGENERATE BONOBO?! GET ME THE FRICK OUT HERE RIGHT NOW
>WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? STOP DRINKING THAT ICONIC MONSTER ENERGY ULTRA WHITE™ YOU FUCKING BABOON NIGGER YOU'LL HAVE KIDNEY STONES!!!!
>AAAGGHH! AGHHHH! FUUUCK! HERE THEY COME! AAAGGHHHH! RIGHT IN MY EYE! NOOOOO! WHY ARE YOU HURTING YOURSELF?! JUST TO HURT ME?! YOU PIECE OF SHIT! AAAAGHDHHDHDDJDHHFEINBC!!!!!
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>>559106373
Forgot pic.
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The Flamethrower is broken and should never be in matchmaking
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>>559106652
Wait so this is actually effective against the Banshee? In which Halo? Because i remember destroying them in 3 matchmaking with dual SMGs but I thought it was just coincidence.
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>>559106812
Both 2 and 3. Haven't played enough 2A to make an accurate assessment.
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>>559104169
>>559106069
>>559106806
Shut the fuck up you gorilla nigger.
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violator of the spartan code spotted above
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>Spartan code
A more civilized weapon from a more civilized age.

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