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>Global Game News
Link your account to Cygames iD
Current Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"
Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Ardan (3*), Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)
Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Agnes Digital (Power), SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SR Ines Fujin (Wit)
Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m
03/02 - 03/12 - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left/Winter/Sunny/Firm
03/02 - First Anniversary Part 1
03/05 - Admire Vega (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Fine Motion (SSR)
03/12 - First Anniversary Part 2
03/12 - Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*), Narita Top Road (SSR)
03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event
03/12 - Trackblazer Release date [Speculated]
03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)
03/23 - First Anniversary Part 4
03/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races
03/26 - First Anniversary Part 4
03/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Roby Roy (SSR)
03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200
https://umamusume.com/news/100040/
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/
>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino Drive
New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" released
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
Cygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/
>Thread Clubs
https://rentry.co/umaglobalclublist
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.
>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/93
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
Umamusume Birthday Calendar
https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthday
Uma Text
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
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OISU!
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>>559067325
Sex with Natie (forma de hag)
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Bwos.....
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I'm about to end this girl's career
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god the difference between 3 wit and 4 wit is so big
>no mile s
i know...
>groundwork
sparks happened to work out so i figured it was better than a generic midrace
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>>559067325
RARE NATTIE
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Noice
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>hag nature
ssssssssssssex
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chuckled
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I WANT TO FUCK THIS BOY
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>>559067454
easily one of my top 3 nattie images
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GET IN LINE!
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>>559067498
Her mom won't let you.
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Danchou, I'll be flatlining for the duration of MANT. Hope you understand. Love you.
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>spend 30k on Uma banner
Will get Uma guaranteed (you might not even need to spark)
>spend 30k on card banner
1LB (maybe even 0LB), need to roll for even more dupes
Explain to me why I wouldn't just roll on only Uma banners again???
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It is coming /uma/
The Storm
Can we survive until Grand Concert?
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>obviously also racist but what can you do
lmao no idea why thats so funny to me
nothing will come out of this btw, he MIGHT be banned and that's it, eden will stay untouched
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pj sexo
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>>559067765
no
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>>559067731
botting is brown culture in MMOs and other live service game
global is the brown server
nothing will happen to botters here
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don't worry I will fabricate some autis/uma/ drama to revive this board at 15 UTC
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Incredible, anon. You somehow forgot to use a wit card for yourself.
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>>559067869
The club description
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>>559067325
nice naturals
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>>559067957
i got alot of (you)s from bricked but sure, we can do autis/uma/ next
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>>559067806
You need (some) cards to power up the Umas you like
As much as I would like it, I am pretty sure we won't be able to get away with borrowing a single must have card while sitting on SRs and freebies forever. Eventually we're gonna need to own at least one of them
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>>559067325
Just fuck my chud life
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>>559067809
Well I might drop the game
My luck has been abysmal and I always got fucked in the ass while rolling for cards or uma.
Honestly I don't have the motivation to play anymore
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I can get Updrafter from secret event
Furious Feat is from power card which I want to avoid. I guess spamming midgame skills might be better option?
Too bad both time I training her as end no mile/end speed skills pop up.
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Man a whole wave of trainers I know are burning out around the same time
it's like we're all feeling the death knell of this game, and it's sad, you wait long enough for something you're passionate about to be better, and eventually love/hate turns to apathy. There's no recovering from apathy, that's doneville
we can bicker all we want about botters, CM teams and gaslights and whale decks and whatever but ultimately it's meaningless if no one cares anymore because the game never updated
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One more week…!
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>>559067809
For me its the Big Show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_nPM0HhKJg
F2Ps are cooked due to increased stat caps
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stop pretending you know me, you know shit
no bot and the burnout with all this RNG garbage is real tho, always has been
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>>559067325
Sex, marriage, daughters, family life and eternal happiness with Neecha.
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Actually I do know you
https://youtu.be/zMEzc1AjHZg?si=fCed43zDZTvpvTtz
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>>559068330
sex with chevachi
sex with gentle wife
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I watch anime and C-dramas while doing parent runs and haven't burned out, why can't you do the same?
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Almond Eye LOVE
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>>559068241
Well I said "might" I still enjoy the game and love the girls but not getting what I want + had to spark a few time really made me seethe not gonna lie.
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>>559068405
That trainer? (Me)!
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>>559068285
>Tran
I'm looking forward to her banner
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>>559068271
Why? Is she sick??
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Yeah, like that
https://exhentai.org/g/3704502/0e44a5f1a6/
https://exhentai.org/g/3484571/95b83531ce/
https://exhentai.org/g/3107837/a071844b99/
https://exhentai.org/g/3006486/0d455aeb12/
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>>559068074
It's okay to be the third wheel
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>>559068505
TB is reserved when Tom Brady officially becomes a horse breeder.
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>>559068649
cuma danchou please translate these
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>>559068647
no this is
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i had a dream where it was revealed tony hawk is a horse owner and his uma is getting into the game.
her skill is her jumping onto the rails grinding it to steal the inside rail from the front
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I'm still not sure which club I should join.
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>they are dropping MANT tomorrow
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>>559068859
join RiceBstGrl, we're A+
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>>559068818
Uh oh
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>>559068859
I am sure that I want Gold City to jackhammer my prostrate with a strap-on.
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>>559068763
based
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No, I won't be practicing MANT early because that's cheating.
It's against the rules to play on the Japanese server if you aren't in Japan.
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>>559068953
40m monthly. I just don't want drama/discord
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Gross.
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>>559068859
post your id so we can invite you, then just pick one
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Dacchis has a couple free slots open for any ojisans looking for a club.
A+ club, quota is at 20 mil. Chill and friendly anons in chat! We do nyot have discord.
Don't flatline for too long without giving a heads up.
Just drop your id here for an invite or apply ingame. Have /uma/ in your profile.
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>spent 20k carats and around 25 tickets and finally got her and hit the pity too so immediately reach 4star
I think i bricked myself from Finemo and Kitasan Black
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piss and kiss are both words for urine in Swedish
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i'm gonna break your butthole
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>>559069064
track blaze on this faggot
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sex
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Friend took me to see the movie and I want to give the game a shot.
Should I do google play on PC or Steam? Steam would be far more convenient, but I know there's usually performance issues.
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pronebone sirius
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hehe
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why were the uma fans at the movie so dysgenic looking compared to the people in the other theaters
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>>559067731
Just saw this and most of the comments are not even blaming botting in general. They just want the single botter, Icarus in this case, to get banned.
SO what most likely will happen in the future is JUST Icarus dying and Edenbotters continue to run free
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did you two meet each other
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based
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>>559069407
Hello newfriend. You can play on either system, whatever works for you. Just keep in mind, that IF you buy premiun currency, that it will be locked to steam or mobile.
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>hornyposting
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>>559069407
You can play on both with the same account if you link it to a Cygames account. Premium currency purchased through the Steam store doesn't transfer to Android and vice versa, but if you buy through the Cygames store it's available everywhere.
There aren't really performance issues on the PC version, unless you count a 30fps framelock as "issues." Personally my phone struggles with it and it's perfect on my PC. The experience is more or less identical.
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Can global survive this
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Gold City bukkake
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>>559069510
But is what this person says true?
>>559069605
I have one fromGranblue Fantasy Versus: Risingof all things, so that's neat. I'll probably just do Steam on my PC and install it on my phone if I really get into it.
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Any reason to do this if I have a cygames account?
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Are you guys ready for the upcoming update?
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smart dog
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>>559069738
Fuck off
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Just finished chapter 4 of Star Blossom, putting me one chapter closer to meeting Hayahide and Brian, my beloveds.
The manga keeps drawing Laurel with these longs strides but hasn't actually explicitly called attention to it. Is she a long stride uma in-game too like Creek and Golshi?
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kingu love
that is all
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yes
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>>559069612
Yes because we and the other hardcore players will refuse to leave out of fear of sunk-cost fallacy hitting them. We'll bring in more folks by the next scenario or even once Summer Golshi comes out (globalbabs fucking love heckin' randomerino Gold Ship)
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>>559069112
I think I will send a request in 12 and a half hours.
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>>559069846
I don't mind a 30 lock if it's consistent, to be honest, but if Google play has 60 as an option I do already have it installed on PC.
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O-oh. Can I do like a login simulator or is this legit a "just wait" sort of deal?
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I'm fine with being a filthy casual, my BA pvp was literally login and do 1 fight for a daily. It's not worth the sweat. I don't mind a pve grind.
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>>559069407
Main issue with the steam version is that the backlog tab is selected by default which makes skipping through text WAY slower.
Once you start skipping careers you have already read remember to pick Career Profile or literally any other tab on the right side panel.
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Umamusume manga is global content
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If club members decrease by half, would we have to merge clubs?
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The only pvp gacha I've played before was grand cross, where you could get high enough and just do the minimum for most of the currency. Is this something where income is heavily affected by pvp performance, or is it just where people flex as the endgame?
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>>559070053
Hm, I'll go ahead and do google play on PC then. Can still just throw an icon on desktop. I'll look into the reroll guides, any advice outside those? Seems to be save for anniversary?
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>>559069930
Iconic Breeders Cup winners like Sunday Silence who's already related to most of the cast?
Nyo. Have some nameless niggumas instead.
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Invest in JP casual account
you will be flooded with carats once you fill your first 5 TT members
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>muh club is dead no new members are showing up
my brother in christ just open the club so anyone can join then kick the flatties
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>>559070261
doing better in pvp champions meets does give you a little more income but it's basically the only content in the game once you've finished the careers and read the stories of your umas (and that only takes an hour or two each, tops)
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UMADash has 30M/month quota, literally the only rule. Danchou doesn't care about anything else, really. The club is fun and comfy.
Drop your ID if you're interested and we'll send an invite. We're looking for 3 oji-sans after purging flatlining niggers/leeches
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I left because the danchou isn't a Rice avatar
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i don't have a problem
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Wait how many clubs did the general have back at the launch of global
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Everyone in my club is looking forward to MANT.
All 6 of us and the 20 sweepybots.
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>>559070426
>game is about horse racing
>crying because you have to make your horse race
I will manage to do that without any problem, my honse will be fine
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The big gibs are during anni, so you dont wanna reroll too late into it. Mhm my advice would be to reroll during the Kawaii/FineMO banner until you hit MLB FineMo and as many Kawaii cards as possible. Dont be a tard and try to reroll TopRoad. PVP is the main thing to do after reading/playing the stories. Do consider these pvp rewards extra freebies and not something to tryhard. Its not worth, just take it easy and train your horsies.
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Dacchis has a couple of free slots open for anyone looking for a club!
A+ club, 20 mil quota. Chill, friendly chat!LGBTQ+ players, Black players, and members of all backgrounds are absolutely welcome here. Respectful vibes only.
No Discord required.
Stay active, and if you’re going to be away for a while, just give us a heads up so we know you’re good.
Drop your ID here for an invite or apply in-game. Please have /uma/ in your profile.
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So do care about pvp, but don't obsess. Downloading the game now, but waiting to reroll/get starter stuff during anni in... a week?
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>>559070426
The time I'd say, but I have to play it myself to see if its as time consuming as they say. Idc about moody umas, it'll be payback for all the shitty mood downs I got so far and itll be better later.
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>niggers in the club
Pass.
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How do I teach this disrespectful brat a lesson?
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>>559070890
>A VFcord subsidiary
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You can download it now finish the tutorial and get a feel for it. You choose to you can reroll during the FineMo banner (get her at MLB) or dump everything you got so far, if you got attached to your umas.
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Danchou, fill up the club again. We lost members.
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>>559070740
aieeeeeee, stop using my club for your shitposting
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>>559070447
Thats quite a lot bro, we'll end up with nothing.
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Why are you idiots like this
Shichi is fucking glued and you guys are just chilling in three gym together
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no, it's just deleting your account and starting over takes less than 20 seconds, and starting gibs are pretty good for new accounts, so if you're starting as a newfag, it's probably best to join during a decent banner (NTR/Finemo/etc are decent options) and reroll until you can get the target SSR mlb'd. (Warning: this will still take hours)
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Surely your club can reach 642m and 404m 15 hours in, right? Otherwise disband your club
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Rebricked (formerly Le Fishe, Bricked, Unbricked) is recruiting for March. We'll still have few open spots, so reply with your ID if you're interested
>comfy, active A+ club
>20mil monthly, 5mil the first week
>no blacks and browns
>don't flatline for 5 days
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Lmao, no you finish the tutorial on your chosen system so you can skip the introduction later. Rerolling happens with deleting your player data and starting again. It's goes faster than you think. Uma is an old school gacha. Oh and never roll on any banner without at least 1 spark after playing for real. Nah you dont miss out on anything substantial, just try to finish rerolling as early as you can during the anniv. it gives you more time to finish all missions.
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I HATE GOLD SHIP
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What day does anni start? I'll run the game the first time the day of so I can reroll for assumed powercreep and then go hard from there.
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>>559071345
I want to keep her in my cage to protect her.
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Fleet Feet, like Dictus suggested
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Monetizing. Running ads.
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>>559071353
Thats the schedule. Reroll for MLB Finemo with everything you got on carats. We get daily free rolls on umas and support after the FineMo banner. That'll help the most and FineMo is a good card to have.
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You fucking niggers better shut the fuck up when we get to A+ at 23/30.
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>>559071345
>Rice btfo'd over simple bants
oh nonononononono Ricekeks this is your uma?
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https://www.webmd.com/schizophrenia/medicines-to-treat-schizophrenia like Concerned Anon suggested
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>>559071520
Like Hitler, Rice is a HERO
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>>559071572
I believe in you guys
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Yes, I'll make sure to break from the flow of conversation to do that.
For reference, it's more polite to do something like >>559071519 did and mention it's in OP.
>>559071519
So rerolling when that goes live is probably worth missing the first 2 days of rewards, I'm guessing.
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>>559071572
cry more nigga
just disband your club
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>>559071572
That means you guys started botting.
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cant believe that in however many hours left until reset, like 12 or something, the game will be celebrating first anniversary
wow... 365 days already
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Is this really how /uma/ plans to live through the mant drought, continually shit-talk the botters even though they're the only ones playing still and nonstop dramafagging with the occasional JPnigger dumping his shit here?
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We know it's you, Dumb Falco
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Rice Shower holing up in her room and tearfully and shyly telling me that she can't do the race today because her period cramps are too painful....
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Nobody unironically likes Rice Shower.
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>>559070426
parent runs will be complete fucking garbage horse shit
like they already are but now it takes for fucking ever because now there is no excuse, you MUST win every single race in the game or your parent is dogshit
Im not doing hour long parent runs for 1* guts bro
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horses dont have periods
they just shed their lining occasionally
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SO WHAT IF I MAKE THE BOT FUCK MY WIFE, IT STILL COUNTS AS ME HAVING SEX WITH HER!
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>>559071572
hehe
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>>559071996
This but Curren
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>>559071245
As a proud African American, I shall have to bring my 60 million fans per month to another group then...
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URA/Unity already take too long and Cygames is so fucking greedy with my time that they demand I do it every fucking day. Autoplay is the bare minimum they need to give for me to not uninstall and bury this shit in my hidden games.
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>>559072095
My African American friend, My brother from another mother, We don't deserve you. You are free now to play another game. Hopefully you find your happiness elsewhere. May Yakub bless you.
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What the fuck
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>>559072338
Not true
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I'm white as snow, which club is for me?
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i finally did it bros!!
well that was fun, now i can chill out until Duramente banner next year
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My gorgeous German w-WHOA
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The club I want to get in to WILL have a slot available before the rewards cutoff date.
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>>559070564
Mine
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leave Ikuno Dictus alone
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leave Spe alone
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I will not race on the same track as them, simple as.
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Oguri ... Fat!!
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>>559072976
nicely
naturally
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How do you respond without sounding mad?
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Best club for LGBTIQCAPGNGFNBA?
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How is our carat stash /uma/? I'm at 42k only
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Is Dacchis actually "inclusive" club or is it just a shitpost?
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And you don't seem to understand
A shame you seemed an honest man
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>>559073006
>inclusive
Bricked's club chat has racism the likes of which I've never seen before.
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>JP already patched their newest zenkai spurt mechanic
>Global nothing
Yeah I don't think they even care about global at this point and it's just their passive income or global advertisement
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>>559073113
I'm too normal to understand, can someone explain
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>>559073173
>racism the likes of which I've never seen before
I'd join them if I wasn't already in AlmondLove
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>>559073189
a borked feature is easier to fix than a massive security vulnerability that could be extended to a DDOS if the bot creator gave enough of a shit to do so
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I don't understand what is shitpost and what is truth anymore
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bro please stop spamming
please...
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>>559073285
The biggest racist of all, a narcissist
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>>559073331
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>>559073223
See >>559073040
https://o.uguu.se/pnCQEjXf.mp4
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Le Raped
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>>559073324
they said they were LGBT friendly...
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>oguri acing
>skip junior early december race because of a double rainbow + blue bubble training
>get 15th in hopeful stakes
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>>559073285
The world is a circus and I'm the joker baby
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>>559073382
What is that thing?
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My imouto is so cute!
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>>559073125
Looking good!
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>>559073173
Lets see it
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Mejiro Ship
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Mambotter...
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>>559073546
Explode
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>>559073664
Mambo shouldn't use my bots, its not for your kind.
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I want to do my club's monthly quota in a single day and chill until MANT but /uma/ and my whole club will accuse me of botting
I hate it
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>>559073827
Unless you're in Mambo or /uma/ club nobody's gonna give a shit
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mogged by superior mejiro and I'm gonna fuck your shoes
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does this sound right for LS?
>no pump because inconsistent
>redshift (maybe?)
>FF
>OYL
>nimble instead of NSM because inconsistent
>the rest into velocity or pulse/shadobreak to fight for positioning and not get left in thedirt
I made a gambamaxxed accel late with pump+redshift+the 3 gold accels and she kinda eats shit
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So Forever Young will be a pace chaser? I'm reconsidering being a main front runner if that's the case
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take pump, take redshift only if you're willing to rape your affinity, get a bunch of wit and mid-race, especially ramp up/outer swell
>because inconsistent
that's the point of lates, their entire kit is inconsistent but you get a free win if the gamble lines up. they're also incredibly easy to train.
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Guys... i think i'm not gonna make it for the next CM...
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>their entire kit is inconsistent
well yeah but like I barely see NSM or pump proc because rooms are so front heavy and everyone gets spread out too much due to how big the front leads are. FF and OYL are still the most consistent of the gambling skills
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>wake up
>most fans farmed day 1
GUYS WAKE UP
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>>559074364
Let's correct this;
1 we have an empty slot
2 got kicked
4 left of their own accord, a mix of burnout/didn't say.
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>>559074713
>not mentioning S. Maru
Gatekeeping fuck
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Whew, made it last minute
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Don't leave your club. Be loyal.
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I REGRET BUYING RUSHING GALE BECAUSE I HAVE ZERO ACCELS
skipped it's on because i thought there will be no pace chasers to ramp up on in the mid race
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>>559074329
To be honest with you I dont think any style except pace is doable without paypigging, seeing future banners. Cyjews makes a point to put good banners for front/late/end literally right after or right before anni banners.
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I woud like to give yall a psa regarding top gun. If you are old and for some reason a young girl shows interest in you do not be deceive! She does not find you interesting she is either a chinese spy or she is waiting for you to died so she will get all your wealth. Stay safe out there Anons
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Bwos tell me if I’m being gaslit. I still have time to trade my shitty Pasa for a Smaru or VBourbon and I have the parents for it.
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>>559074960
paces are cooked
maya won this tho
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is this enough accels gbwos
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Missed all the club posting but wasn't there a drama with Uma&Co where they had a member leaking their discord server and it's contents? I think there was a follow-up post that called out the member to be a flatliner and threatened to kick him if he didn't stop, which he did stop.
So does this imply or confirm that flatliners are not only a leech but also huge shitposters?
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>>559075546
Forgot your oguri pic
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>>559074947
I feel like betraying my club but they're nice and I am a top earner so I'd feel bad. The first time was easier
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>>559075562
this is fanfiction
this is essentially shipping culture with fucking autists
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>>559074947
I don't need to leave my club, it's nice and casual.
Even consistent at donating shoes
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next thread will be sweeper
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>>559075562
I wish I was Gold City so I could let Danchou play with my breasts while I jerk him off
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>>559075074
Yes, I think I've already decided to main Pace. Many of the umas I like are Pace, and Forever Young will be one of them too if all goes well.
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next thread will be bouncier
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>>559075592
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>>559075775
No it was Uma&Co.
>>559075704
Yeah that was the one
>>559075745
It did happen. It was the reason why clublistanon put a discord icon besides their club name in the club list.
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>>559075939
By how much?
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>>559076000
I wish I was Gold City so that one anon would bukakke me then slap my face with his dick
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nice game retards
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>i will keep hosting rooms till i win
>it has been an hour
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>>559075562
please stop we already had to delete the discord server twice
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Is this guide useful or a jp gaslight?
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the discord clubs have already breached our defenses...
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Teio bros, don't ruin the reputations of us Shichi fans. Thanks!
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Life is easier as a B Warrior
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>THREE suzukas
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Get your free CM10 Win
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>>559076292
you had one job
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>>559076374
>*all rounder
kwab
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>>559076501
the dox...
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Trackblazer is raising stat caps
Pigus are finally ascending
I am running out of copes
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>>559076374
DigiTARD
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>>559076543
they yelled at me for no results last time ..
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>>559076501
Thanks for the account, I'll think of you when I sell it
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>>559076612
Its not even good bro I need to rework it
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>>559076604
You wish you were this sexo. Oguri and her female trainer? My wives.
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WAITER!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! I was PROMISED a mambogeddon!! What are those bricks on my plate??? WHERE IS IT?! where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it
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shhhhh
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>>559067498
>Board gamer
WHAT THE FUCK this Uma was made for me
We will play Ark Nova with Marine Worlds expansion, Side Entrance is removed from deck.
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>>559077114
You're brown.
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wife groove
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mambo
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>>559077526
Cute!
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she's a caracal
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guacamole nigga penis
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>>559067325
Oh Haythere, anons.
Our club has an opening, please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
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>>559077114
theres nothing to dig
we are inclusive and accepting of all black umas
you cant cancel our club
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>>559078123
You don't, it's one of the worst guild systems I ever saw.
This month alone we lost 4 players, 3 went permanently offline in the middle of the month and one guy quit at the end. Others are taking it easy until Breeders cup.
>>559078149
I post it 1-2 times per month, it's just the poster is memorable so anons think I post it more often than I do.
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Right now we have 3 slots.
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Okay but where are they when umas invade the trainer dorms during some of the careers?
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>>559078680
They are rooting for the uma
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>17 years old
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so close
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>>559078868
nothing ever happens
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>>559078868
hopefully they kill the mambobotter
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>turn cards I already have into cleats
>buy tickets from it
>use tickets just to get cards I have again
>cleat them
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yet so far
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I wonder what will happen if one start botting, record videos etc and send them via the email and ask what are they going to do about it.
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I didn't know yuri NTR was a thing
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>>559079259
Yeah, same
Idk if you're memeing, but I'll start botting if they don't ban bots
Farming fans and/or parents is so ass
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Someone who knows Japanese should try to contact JP support with the bot problem.
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When Deep Impact was alive his caretakers said he was like a really big dog: he wagged his detail and jumped around when he saw one of them walk near him, he learned how to get leashed without complaining, he would run up towards familiar people to greet then and liked to play with everyone and everything.
He had a threatening look but was a real sweetheart, pretty much the complete opposite of his sire.
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>>559079440
do it yourself
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>>559079440
With the power of clankers, you too can contact JP support.It won't do shit. t. bitched about "Master" and "Happy holidays"
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>>559077185
I have to add that
>If his plan fails accidentally, he will become completely depressed
This is a terrible quality for a board gamer to have. Almost all modern euro games include rng, some lot, some little. The point of it is to avoid chess-slop and keep games fresh and different. The game play then involves risk management, where you constantly get high and low rolls, then deal with what happens. Thus your "plans fail accidentally" all day long. Just gotta fail less than the opponent. If the game play is entirely decided by good and bad rolls, then it's simply a shit game. Why do you even call it an euro game?
It's very normal for a human to not be able to tolerate bad draws. These kinds of peoples might try modern board games maybe few times and usually end up disliking them. Also nobody really wants to play with them. Sore losers are not pleasant in real life.
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>>559079134
just a normal day for kwaboli sirius
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Tama cute!
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vftroon btfo
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here is your gaslight for the day
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where did everyone go
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boysex
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brother FUCK OFF
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>>559081026
not in a million years
it's gonna be 2 front debuffers and Queen
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she's ready for the mud pit
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hello i've come to ask for a few resources
anyone remember that one korean site that listed their experience with each cm and what was meta?
also that one korean site that showe which tracks were suitable for dober's ult
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So do they sell the Anni selectors immediately or do we have to wait for a different part?
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she's usable at ~2LB in above in the sense that she's better than MLB SR tachyon/marvelous
for MANT you need MLB for 10 RB, she's not good enough to justify using below that except if you really need speed star
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Nice
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>can't cap speed with Kitasan and 2 SR speed cards
>can cap speed with Kitasan and a borrowed SSR speed card
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>the movie already made 80% of what it did in japan in just 3 days
I didn't realize it flopped so badly, no wonder you never see pokke in any promo material
https://x.com/Wolf_W_o_l_f/status/2028338391918788671?s=20
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>>559081635
What if he died?
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>>559081720
Global is never EOSing when it brings japs money like this
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>>559081920
fuck you i do what i want
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>>559081720
Please don't use Spechan pics when making a brownpost.
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>>559081720
release it in yurop please....
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>>559081846
the taiki is nothing special
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Pick one
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>>559081720
The only reason West country like anime is because there is cunny which is alternative for making child porn illegal. The movie is not feature any cunny so will not be popular in global audience. Japan still have access to child porn with some work so anime is not only cunny. It is why taste of anime in Japan and global is difference.
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>>559082272
sovl vs soulless
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>got home from my work of trash scrap collector
>bought 10 pesos worth of pagpag from jollibee leftovers boiled and refried
>had to fight my way with the street dogs trying to steal my pagpag
>almost got mugged by some drug addict with a rusty knife
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its umamusume time
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>>559082272
why
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>>559082327
What in the name of the Lord
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>>559082316
track bonuses are a jewish psyop
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So whatever happened with the new Sweepy you fags were melting down over yesterday?
Did it at least produce something worth talking or are you guys going to loop the botting drama again?
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>>559082241
>shake it out
IT PROCS LATE INTO THE FINAL STRAIGHT ITS NOT SAVING YOU
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>>559082804
literally the first post on the reddit
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>>559082903
>UmamusumeGame
That's like saying /v/ma matters
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We're set to loop the botting drama again then aight
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>>559083007
Am i going blind? There used to be race bonus listed in gametora where its indicated the target number of skill, felt like it disappeared
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>>559082629
Could you post your build?
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>>559083115
Did I stutter?
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>>559082272
What is this thing?
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>>559083281
Niggers I don't care to argue about semantics, it's the Reddit that cares about the CM more than the main Reddit. Call it whatever you want
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wtf ?
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>Discord
>Witgod
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These are the trainers from A+ to S rank /uma/ clubs. You guys do think every single fucking day. Dont you guys get bored? Im really disgusted with this general.
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>>559083428
I didn't win a single one, best I could get was 2nd place with my mutated Ardan.
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My cooldown ends in two hours, Dacchis or Autis/uma?
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probably maruzensky, but the ribbon is on the wrong side
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>>559083686
Honsefun!
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Are you looking forward to pisces cup?
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>>559083921
What the fuck is an aster?
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>>559084005
was the soulless AI slopscale really necessary
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>>559084005
those profiles look weird
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>>559084121
my wife
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>>559084008
Autis/uma/bros... our propaganda dept is lacking...
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>>559084005
>B rank
I'll show ya'll
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IT'S DOABLE
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>>559084373
I'm ex Dacchi. I cant let my frist club down.
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https://en.namu.wiki/w/%EC%9A%B0%EB%A7%88%EB%AC%B4%EC%8A%A4%EB%A9%94%2 0%ED%94%84%EB%A6%AC%ED%8B%B0%20%EB% 8D%94%EB%B9%84/%EC%9D%B4%EB%B2%A4%E D%8A%B8/%EC%B1%94%ED%94%BC%EC%96%B8 %EC%8A%A4%20%EB%AF%B8%ED%8C%85/1%ED %9A%8C%EC%B0%A8
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SEX WITH MAYANO PUSSY
It sucks she's an exclusive frontrunner
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Remember, umamusume is information game
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Umas designed with Gamers in Mind
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I'm only waiting for my CD to request myself into Dacchis/Autis/uma/
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>>559084675
You are not immune to gaslighting
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Our fuarking hero
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>>559084739
I left when quotas were introduced. I went toMambo
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>>559084675
>information war
>said infos are NSM, Leading the Charge, FF, OYL, Head-On, Por Plancha, Angling, and Mummy
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>>559084675
i should become a youtuber too
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>>559084868
That's my mambro!
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>>559084892
My unc soul is proud that Low Cortisol was a meme that I get to know first before it went viral on tiktok although it's completely unrelated from umamusume now
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>>559084880
eh?
I understand that NSM and late surger accels are gambling by definition but what's wrong with
>Leading the Charge, Head-On, Por Plancha, Angling, and Mummy
or are you just implying that's common knowledge because these are the non-shit accels?
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>>559084834
If he's going to shitpost and make Cygames blame anyone then he should have renamed to Eden or at least thr club he was seething to before but I guess attention seeking comes first
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>>559085663
I agree that it's 'Zensky.
It has the right looking bow (one the wrong ear), the dark tipped ears, and the black bow.
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Weiiii
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