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>Global Game News
Link your account to Cygames iD
Current Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"
Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Ardan (3*), Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)
Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Agnes Digital (Power), SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SR Ines Fujin (Wit)
Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m
03/02 - 03/12 - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left/Winter/Sunny/Firm
03/02 - First Anniversary Part 1
03/05 - Admire Vega (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Fine Motion (SSR)
03/12 - First Anniversary Part 2
03/12 - Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*), Narita Top Road (SSR)
03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event
03/12 - Trackblazer Release date [Speculated]
03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)
03/23 - First Anniversary Part 4
03/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races
03/26 - First Anniversary Part 4
03/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Roby Roy (SSR)
03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200
https://umamusume.com/news/100040/
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino Drive
New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" released

Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
Cygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/

>Thread Clubs
https://rentry.co/umaglobalclublist
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/93
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
Umamusume Birthday Calendar
https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthday
Uma Text
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
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>>559067325
nice natie nice natie
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Umas that run in skirts are sluts
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>>559067325
Sex with Natie (forma de hag)
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Honestly, I've seen nicer natures
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Bwos.....
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I'm about to end this girl's career
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god the difference between 3 wit and 4 wit is so big
>no mile s
i know...
>groundwork
sparks happened to work out so i figured it was better than a generic midrace
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>>559067325
RARE NATTIE
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Noice
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>>559067381

>>559067410
>hag nature
ssssssssssssex
>>559067420
chuckled
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I WANT TO FUCK THIS BOY
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join.. da club..
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>>559067439
OH SHIT I DONT HAVE A 3RD RECOVERY
not sure if i didnt sack one or if i did and scrolled over it...
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>>559067498
>he
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>>559067306
The classes are percentage-based. Less casuals = tougher cutoffs. It would be amusing to see how many more casuals MANT will kill.
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bricky titty
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>>559067498
cheval forma de hag
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Bloomers
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>>559067498
i need to see depressed rulership fan art after she loses a board game
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>>559067454
easily one of my top 3 nattie images
>>559067498
GET IN LINE!
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>>559067518
stallion moment
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>>559067498
Her mom won't let you.
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>club drama gone
We did it /uma/!
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Danchou, I'll be flatlining for the duration of MANT. Hope you understand. Love you.
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1million fans is hard when you're guaranteed to job 2 races
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>>559067686
Falco would do this.
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Imagine if this is how botting ends.
This is unironically the closest we've been to total botters death
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>>559067692
>36:38
I hate people like you, people that know how to play the darn game
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Looking for an active club
866113422739
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>>559067552
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>>559067731
SWEEPY'S DUMPY
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>>559067774
She looks naked without her bow
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>spend 30k on Uma banner
Will get Uma guaranteed (you might not even need to spark)
>spend 30k on card banner
1LB (maybe even 0LB), need to roll for even more dupes

Explain to me why I wouldn't just roll on only Uma banners again???
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It is coming /uma/
The Storm
Can we survive until Grand Concert?
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>>559067731
>obviously also racist but what can you do
lmao no idea why thats so funny to me
nothing will come out of this btw, he MIGHT be banned and that's it, eden will stay untouched
>>559067774
pj sexo
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>>559067731
is this comment not just sweepydev selfsucking on plebbit?
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>>559067663
>Club drama gone because they're all dead and wont be filled
Great
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>>559067765
no
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>>559067731
Why did he mention Sweepy is racist without knowing Sweepy hates nigumas unless thats (You) who posted that bitchmade post
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>>559067663
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>>559067731
botting is brown culture in MMOs and other live service game
global is the brown server
nothing will happen to botters here
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>>559067869
racism is literally a part of his account/club you retarded mongo
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don't worry I will fabricate some autis/uma/ drama to revive this board at 15 UTC
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>>559067439
>>559067515
Incredible, anon. You somehow forgot to use a wit card for yourself.
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>>559067921
Sweep has a point.
I would not want monkeys in my horse game.
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>>559067869
The club description
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If they release the auto-play QoL, would MANT be saved?
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>>559068009
Nyo because auto play tanks your fan count and danchode would nuke you instead
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>Nature card for OYL
>Oguri card for Furious Feat
Are there any other source of late race accel that's not a guts card?
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>>559067957
Sex with this Mambo
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>>559067809
>the player count keeps dropping each week as shown by the TT estimates
hmmm nyo
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>>559068009
anything but playing the game huh
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>>559067325
nice naturals
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now, sweep tosho, that's a sexy mare. I sure hope Duramente does not... NOOOOOOOO
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>>559067957
i got alot of (you)s from bricked but sure, we can do autis/uma/ next
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>>559068034
What if I join Mambo
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>>559067806
You need (some) cards to power up the Umas you like
As much as I would like it, I am pretty sure we won't be able to get away with borrowing a single must have card while sitting on SRs and freebies forever. Eventually we're gonna need to own at least one of them
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I've started manually farming instead of botting to prepare for the incoming banwave and man this fucking sucks. Mind numbing gameplay just to get shit sparks, no wonder this game died
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>>559068047
for Aquarius there's the new digitan power card
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>>559067325
Just fuck my chud life
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>>559068058
at least THEY are playing it, even have it installed, unlike you tranny
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>>559067809
Well I might drop the game
My luck has been abysmal and I always got fucked in the ass while rolling for cards or uma.
Honestly I don't have the motivation to play anymore
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>>559068094
mambo only takes members quality asses
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>>559066482
I can get Updrafter from secret event
Furious Feat is from power card which I want to avoid. I guess spamming midgame skills might be better option?
Too bad both time I training her as end no mile/end speed skills pop up.
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>>559068158
hehe
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>>559068094
You need to be a gun-owning member of the KKK to join us Mambros
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>>559068050
>>559068158
Man a whole wave of trainers I know are burning out around the same time
it's like we're all feeling the death knell of this game, and it's sad, you wait long enough for something you're passionate about to be better, and eventually love/hate turns to apathy. There's no recovering from apathy, that's doneville
we can bicker all we want about botters, CM teams and gaslights and whale decks and whatever but ultimately it's meaningless if no one cares anymore because the game never updated
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One more week…!
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Its been real, you can kick me danchode.
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>>559067809
For me its the Big Show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_nPM0HhKJg
F2Ps are cooked due to increased stat caps
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>>559068131
Wait this is exactly what I need. A strong card too. Does the gold skill have a reliable proc for late surgers?
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>>559068246
..until Kitasan DIES
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stop pretending you know me, you know shit
no bot and the burnout with all this RNG garbage is real tho, always has been
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>>559067325
Sex, marriage, daughters, family life and eternal happiness with Neecha.
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Real schizo hours.
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>Cyjews added niggumas
>global starts dying
MANT will be the coup de grace
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>>559068271
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>>559068285
Actually I do know you

https://youtu.be/zMEzc1AjHZg?si=fCed43zDZTvpvTtz
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>>559068330
sex with chevachi
sex with gentle wife
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I watch anime and C-dramas while doing parent runs and haven't burned out, why can't you do the same?
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>>559068339
..and then revives thanks to the love of her trainer!
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>>559068261
it's the same shit as the others
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Almond Eye LOVE
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>>559068241
Well I said "might" I still enjoy the game and love the girls but not getting what I want + had to spark a few time really made me seethe not gonna lie.
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>>559068285
Horses sure act like dogs
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>>559068405
That trainer? (Me)!
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>>559068337
Why does Chinky Sweepy hate black people, they used to worship black people like Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant and Mike Tyson and Floyd Mayweather? What happened?
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>>559068435
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Sir this is global general
You will call it trackblazer or tb
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>>559068285
>Tran
I'm looking forward to her banner
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>>559068271
Why? Is she sick??
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>>559068513
comfy sex with my super mega bro
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>>559068513
she's ugly but hot
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KWAB games can't even kill the chink botters in jp sweepy WON
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>>559068259
Big Show was based
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>>559068547
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This is the single most erotic thing in the franchise
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>>559068285
did he came?
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220729921025
Give an invites.
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>>559068074
It's okay to be the third wheel
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>>559068505
TB is reserved when Tom Brady officially becomes a horse breeder.
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>>559068649
cuma danchou please translate these
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>>559068649
why is it just a picture of a sad panda?
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>>559068647
no this is
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>>559068513
God those are amazing
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https://x.com/i/status/2028366188779274608
It's happening
Oyasumi sweepy
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i had a dream where it was revealed tony hawk is a horse owner and his uma is getting into the game.
her skill is her jumping onto the rails grinding it to steal the inside rail from the front
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I'm still not sure which club I should join.
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>>559068818
>they are dropping MANT tomorrow
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>>559068859
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>>559068818
I uninstalled everything just in case
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>>559068859
join RiceBstGrl, we're A+
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>>559068859
How active are you? If you're laid-back, Basashi is a good fit.
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>>559068818
Uh oh
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>>559068859
I am sure that I want Gold City to jackhammer my prostrate with a strap-on.
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>>559068938
I don't use discord...
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>>559068763
based
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i installed everything
ban me cowards
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>>559068859
Join Honsefun!
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>>559068871
time to Make A New Trainee
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No, I won't be practicing MANT early because that's cheating.
It's against the rules to play on the Japanese server if you aren't in Japan.
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>>559068938
only if i get to see danchou's rice cosplay pics on umafans
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It’s called Trackblazer
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>>559068953
40m monthly. I just don't want drama/discord
>>559068973
Gross.
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>>559069030
Rules are meant to be broken
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>>559068859
I ended up with a B+ club on my first month because I was indecisive. Now I'm on A+ club. Just trust your guts.
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>>559069071
>>559068859
post your id so we can invite you, then just pick one
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Dacchis has a couple free slots open for any ojisans looking for a club.
A+ club, quota is at 20 mil. Chill and friendly anons in chat! We do nyot have discord.
Don't flatline for too long without giving a heads up.

Just drop your id here for an invite or apply ingame. Have /uma/ in your profile.
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>watching JPtuber
>calls it the "piss-kiss cup"
haha
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>>559069071
all clubs have discord bwo
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>>559068938
Risho has cucked me from Kikuka/Haruten too many times for me to offer her forgiveness
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>spent 20k carats and around 25 tickets and finally got her and hit the pity too so immediately reach 4star
I think i bricked myself from Finemo and Kitasan Black
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>>559069115
piss and kiss are both words for urine in Swedish
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>>559069071
>40m monthly. I just don't want drama/discord
Dacchis or Umadash. No one talks about these clubs, they just exist.
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>>559069083
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>>559069151
shut up mamboobs, we dont have one
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>>559069083
i'm gonna break your butthole
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>>559068763
That's four things though
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>>559069064
track blaze on this faggot
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>>559068327
sex
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>>559069180
they are the ones faking the club drama
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I need my selector so I can get a Gold City already, I have been Gold Cityless for entirely too long
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Friend took me to see the movie and I want to give the game a shot.
Should I do google play on PC or Steam? Steam would be far more convenient, but I know there's usually performance issues.
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pronebone sirius
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>>559069361
Nah it's the Mambo-lumati
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>>559069180
hehe
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>>559069306
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why were the uma fans at the movie so dysgenic looking compared to the people in the other theaters
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>>559067731
Just saw this and most of the comments are not even blaming botting in general. They just want the single botter, Icarus in this case, to get banned.
SO what most likely will happen in the future is JUST Icarus dying and Edenbotters continue to run free
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>>559069438
Welp. That leaves Dacchis then.
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>>559069407
>>559069451
did you two meet each other
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>>559069019
based
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>>559069438
UmaDash is a failed S rank club anyways
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>>559069407
Hello newfriend. You can play on either system, whatever works for you. Just keep in mind, that IF you buy premiun currency, that it will be locked to steam or mobile.
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>>559069417
>hornyposting
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I'm still a cloverbro at heart
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>>559069407
Google play on PC
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>>559069438
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>>559068505
I will call it AWOTT (a wakening of the trackblazer)
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aside from Kaite being a fatass whale, is Dacchis the cleanest A+ /uma/ club?
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>>559069438
leak logs or fake
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>>559069407
You can play on both with the same account if you link it to a Cygames account. Premium currency purchased through the Steam store doesn't transfer to Android and vice versa, but if you buy through the Cygames store it's available everywhere.
There aren't really performance issues on the PC version, unless you count a 30fps framelock as "issues." Personally my phone struggles with it and it's perfect on my PC. The experience is more or less identical.
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Can global survive this
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>>559069612
No
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sweepy, prepare a JP account just in case
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>>559069071
>>559068859
Gold City bukkake
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Global will not survive MANT without Sweepy or Autoplay
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>>559069612
Can you survive me
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>>559069510
But is what this person says true?
>>559069605
I have one from Granblue Fantasy Versus: Rising of all things, so that's neat. I'll probably just do Steam on my PC and install it on my phone if I really get into it.
>>559069529
Any reason to do this if I have a cygames account?
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Are you guys ready for the upcoming update?
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smart dog
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>>559069738
I have yet to see dog do something smart
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>>559069738
wrong
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>>559069738
Fuck off
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Just finished chapter 4 of Star Blossom, putting me one chapter closer to meeting Hayahide and Brian, my beloveds.
The manga keeps drawing Laurel with these longs strides but hasn't actually explicitly called attention to it. Is she a long stride uma in-game too like Creek and Golshi?
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kingu love
that is all
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>>559069407
Come back in 4 months when Grand Live starts this is NOT a good time
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>>559069612
god I hope not
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>>559069682
The Google version is less choppy than the steam version
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>>559069438
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>>559069816
Wrong general mate
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>>559069484
yes
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>>559069612
Yes because we and the other hardcore players will refuse to leave out of fear of sunk-cost fallacy hitting them. We'll bring in more folks by the next scenario or even once Summer Golshi comes out (globalbabs fucking love heckin' randomerino Gold Ship)
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>>559069112
I think I will send a request in 12 and a half hours.
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>>559069846
I don't mind a 30 lock if it's consistent, to be honest, but if Google play has 60 as an option I do already have it installed on PC.
>>559069835
O-oh. Can I do like a login simulator or is this legit a "just wait" sort of deal?
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where's the usa official umas you promised me JP sisters....
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>>559069919
Anons are melting down about how shit the next career scenario is supposed to be, don't mind them.
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>>559069919
Anniversary is starting and they give out lot of freebies. Next scenario is neckbeard tiresome though.
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>>559069919
It’s fine, there an anni event and a catchup banner in like a week so you’re starting at a good time
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>>559069973
>>559069989
I'm fine with being a filthy casual, my BA pvp was literally login and do 1 fight for a daily. It's not worth the sweat. I don't mind a pve grind.
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>>559069682
It runs a tad better on good phones, but its not that noticable. You can get a slight boost in performance, if you dont keep the chat log open during gameplay.
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>>559069876
But I'm a global player asking about an upcoming global character
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>>559070032
BA pvp isn't a core part of the game while the PVP in Uma is the main thing to play for
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>>559069407
Main issue with the steam version is that the backlog tab is selected by default which makes skipping through text WAY slower.
Once you start skipping careers you have already read remember to pick Career Profile or literally any other tab on the right side panel.
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Umamusume manga is global content
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>>559069910
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If club members decrease by half, would we have to merge clubs?
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sorry rice danchode i'm gonna flatline until mant
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>>559070124
>Lois and Lois
Ahhhhh spoiler uma!
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>>559070078
The only pvp gacha I've played before was grand cross, where you could get high enough and just do the minimum for most of the currency. Is this something where income is heavily affected by pvp performance, or is it just where people flex as the endgame?
>>559070116
>>559070053
Hm, I'll go ahead and do google play on PC then. Can still just throw an icon on desktop. I'll look into the reroll guides, any advice outside those? Seems to be save for anniversary?
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>>559070078
I thought umamusume was about collecting cute girls
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>>559069816
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9qvkPk3foSM
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>>559069930
Iconic Breeders Cup winners like Sunday Silence who's already related to most of the cast?
Nyo. Have some nameless niggumas instead.
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Invest in JP casual account
you will be flooded with carats once you fill your first 5 TT members
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>>559070189
according to umalaw, yes
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>>559070291
i'll invest my dick into your ass
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>muh club is dead no new members are showing up
my brother in christ just open the club so anyone can join then kick the flatties
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>>559070291
bricked should explode then, we need new club members
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>>559070331
hot
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>>559070289
they don't have the loicense for sunday silence
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>>559070261
doing better in pvp champions meets does give you a little more income but it's basically the only content in the game once you've finished the careers and read the stories of your umas (and that only takes an hour or two each, tops)
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>>559069438
this is fake, we have a google doc though
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So what actually is the main problem for you guys?

- MANT taking too long for each run
- hearing your trainees beg after running 10 races in a row
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Make sure to report /uma/ clubs that recruit randos and discordtroons. I'll remove them from the OP and rentry.
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>>559070189
Yes. Hopefully, there will be enough casuals left to keep one comfy B+ club alive.
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>>559070420
of course youd say its fake
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>>559070426
sloptubers said it's bad so I have to act like it's the end of the world
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>>559070426
I'm already doing this in URA, my main problem is grand live
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>>559070426
my problem is anons complaining
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>>559069071
UMADash has 30M/month quota, literally the only rule. Danchou doesn't care about anything else, really. The club is fun and comfy.
Drop your ID if you're interested and we'll send an invite. We're looking for 3 oji-sans after purging flatlining niggers/leeches
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>>559070426
Honestly it sounds too dry
Too flowcharty
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>>559068938
I left because the danchou isn't a Rice avatar
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>>559070352
>b-but muh discord!!
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>>559070426
I haven't played it yet so I don't have an opinion
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>>559070447
just remove bricked from the list theyll disband soon
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>>559070189
which clubs are allowed to survive?
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>>559070426
i don't have a problem
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>>559070278
That looks like big strides.
Did the actual horses have particularly big strides?
Their running all looks the same to me.
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>>559070528
I left not because it's a club with discord, I left because it recruits normies from discord
what's the point of being /uma/
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>>559070420
Can confirm we have a doc, this anon is in UMADash and isn't lying
sometimes danchou posts Mayano porn in the doc despite allegedly being a bakushinfag. It's terribly naughty of him
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>>559070426
i'll let you know after i play it then form my own opinion
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Wait how many clubs did the general have back at the launch of global
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>>559070564
Dacchis only
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Everyone in my club is looking forward to MANT.
All 6 of us and the 20 sweepybots.
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>>559070187
The enka was more sovlful
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>>559070426
>game is about horse racing
>crying because you have to make your horse race
I will manage to do that without any problem, my honse will be fine
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>>559070589
Yeah the randos were also a reason
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>>559070261
The big gibs are during anni, so you dont wanna reroll too late into it. Mhm my advice would be to reroll during the Kawaii/FineMO banner until you hit MLB FineMo and as many Kawaii cards as possible. Dont be a tard and try to reroll TopRoad. PVP is the main thing to do after reading/playing the stories. Do consider these pvp rewards extra freebies and not something to tryhard. Its not worth, just take it easy and train your horsies.
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Dacchis has a couple of free slots open for anyone looking for a club!

A+ club, 20 mil quota. Chill, friendly chat!LGBTQ+ players, Black players, and members of all backgrounds are absolutely welcome here. Respectful vibes only.

No Discord required.

Stay active, and if you’re going to be away for a while, just give us a heads up so we know you’re good.

Drop your ID here for an invite or apply in-game. Please have /uma/ in your profile.
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>>559070420
>using google doc to erp
no wonder you niggas gave up on S
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>>559070741
>erp
the fuck is erp? Some gay shit?
I'm curious but I'm not googling it
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>>559070740
>LGBTQ+
>Black
>'vibes'
oh no no no no
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>>559070812
that's exactly what it is, yes
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>>559070734
>>559070409
So do care about pvp, but don't obsess. Downloading the game now, but waiting to reroll/get starter stuff during anni in... a week?
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>>559070426
The time I'd say, but I have to play it myself to see if its as time consuming as they say. Idc about moody umas, it'll be payback for all the shitty mood downs I got so far and itll be better later.
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>niggers in the club
Pass.
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How do I teach this disrespectful brat a lesson?
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>>559070690
>secondary thinks the race rotations in MANT is something any keibafag will defend
lol
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You should join Uma&Co!
we're more serious about Shoes donating than CM
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>>559070826
gay shit isn't allowed in UMADash, unless it's raping. Danchou loves rape, after all, and continuously posts the Opera emote suggestively
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>>559070625
I wonder what a good headset design for umas would look like.
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>>559070890
>A VFcord subsidiary
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>>559070426
HAVING TO GO TO SHOP AND SCROLL
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>>559070925
don't say that...
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>>559070828
You can download it now finish the tutorial and get a feel for it. You choose to you can reroll during the FineMo banner (get her at MLB) or dump everything you got so far, if you got attached to your umas.
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>>559070878
call her cute, all the damn time. say you wanna see her in cute clothes (even if you might not)
make her as blush as much as possible
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>>559070878
i want to grab those
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>>559070116
The biggest issue for this game is the CONNECTING...
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Danchou, fill up the club again. We lost members.
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>>559070447
Update the ones with confirmed discord too. So far the list only includes Uma&Co
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>>559070740
aieeeeeee, stop using my club for your shitposting
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>>559070974
Is this an actual modern game with built in rerolls then? Don't wanna miss out on anything by starting too early and not playing since I need to save reroll for anni.
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>>559070447
Thats quite a lot bro, we'll end up with nothing.
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Why are you idiots like this
Shichi is fucking glued and you guys are just chilling in three gym together
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>>559070878
fokke the pokke
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>>559070740
No, join Almondlove! We have ERPing and 4 people who met here are already dating!
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>>559070426
>So what actually is the main problem for you guys?
Parent running is miserable. It doesn't matter what scenario it is, QoL this shit.
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>>559071060
no, it's just deleting your account and starting over takes less than 20 seconds, and starting gibs are pretty good for new accounts, so if you're starting as a newfag, it's probably best to join during a decent banner (NTR/Finemo/etc are decent options) and reroll until you can get the target SSR mlb'd. (Warning: this will still take hours)
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Surely your club can reach 642m and 404m 15 hours in, right? Otherwise disband your club
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Rebricked (formerly Le Fishe, Bricked, Unbricked) is recruiting for March. We'll still have few open spots, so reply with your ID if you're interested

>comfy, active A+ club
>20mil monthly, 5mil the first week
>no blacks and browns
>don't flatline for 5 days
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>>559071245
disband your club
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>>559071060
Lmao, no you finish the tutorial on your chosen system so you can skip the introduction later. Rerolling happens with deleting your player data and starting again. It's goes faster than you think. Uma is an old school gacha. Oh and never roll on any banner without at least 1 spark after playing for real. Nah you dont miss out on anything substantial, just try to finish rerolling as early as you can during the anniv. it gives you more time to finish all missions.
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you won't fill your gayass club kek
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>>559071245
I do 30m but I'm unfortunately brown
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is sweepy in T30 yet?
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I HATE GOLD SHIP
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>>559071223
>>559071286
What day does anni start? I'll run the game the first time the day of so I can reroll for assumed powercreep and then go hard from there.
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>>559070878
cum pocket
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>>559071345
I want to keep her in my cage to protect her.
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I think there should be more uma bondage arts in this world
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Fleet Feet, like Dictus suggested
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Monetizing. Running ads.
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Stolen Screenshot, like Larper suggested
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>>559071353
Thats the schedule. Reroll for MLB Finemo with everything you got on carats. We get daily free rolls on umas and support after the FineMo banner. That'll help the most and FineMo is a good card to have.
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Rice Shower deserved every hate she gets
Fucking villain
Literal Hitler
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>>559071353
Read the OP
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laisu is literally beloved by all
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>>559071285
>>559071080
You fucking niggers better shut the fuck up when we get to A+ at 23/30.
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>>559071345
>Rice btfo'd over simple bants
oh nonononononono Ricekeks this is your uma?
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>>559071465
https://www.webmd.com/schizophrenia/medicines-to-treat-schizophrenia like Concerned Anon suggested
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Rice Shower is a hero...
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>>559071520
Like Hitler, Rice is a HERO
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>>559071572
I believe in you guys
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>>559071525
Yes, I'll make sure to break from the flow of conversation to do that.
For reference, it's more polite to do something like >>559071519 did and mention it's in OP.
>>559071519
So rerolling when that goes live is probably worth missing the first 2 days of rewards, I'm guessing.
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>>559071572
sounds like you're going to bot
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resweeped
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Laisu raped her trainer. Truly a heinous villain.
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speed growths really do feel like cheating, it's fucking insane going back to umas without them
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Damage Control, like Raped Reputation suggested
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>>559071520
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>>559071572
cry more nigga
just disband your club
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>>559071623
Yes. You will miss out on a few carats, but the MLB FineMo will be worth it. Really just dumb every freebie on it. It will take some time to get a MLB FineMo deck with rerolling tho. Be aware of that
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Rice would cockblock you and your trainee from flirting.
I hate Rice.
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We LOVE Rice here
Curren Chan on the other hand...
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>>559071572
That means you guys started botting.
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cant believe that in however many hours left until reset, like 12 or something, the game will be celebrating first anniversary
wow... 365 days already
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>>559071794
I'm a balding salaryman ojisan and I love Curren Chan
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Is this really how /uma/ plans to live through the mant drought, continually shit-talk the botters even though they're the only ones playing still and nonstop dramafagging with the occasional JPnigger dumping his shit here?
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for me it's that jap mcqueen ojisan that still beefs with rice shower to this day
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>>559071794
>>559071846
We know it's you, Dumb Falco
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Le Sweep
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at least you know you're gonna get your balls sucked by Curren, you wouldn't know what would happen if you were with Rice
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>>559071837
feels like it was only eight months
really, where does the time go...
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Rice Shower holing up in her room and tearfully and shyly telling me that she can't do the race today because her period cramps are too painful....
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Rice Shower owns this general
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Stop Rice slander
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Nobody unironically likes Rice Shower.
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>>559070426
parent runs will be complete fucking garbage horse shit
like they already are but now it takes for fucking ever because now there is no excuse, you MUST win every single race in the game or your parent is dogshit
Im not doing hour long parent runs for 1* guts bro
>>559071945
horses dont have periods
they just shed their lining occasionally
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>>559072005
>now there is no excuse, you MUST win every single race in the game or your parent is dogshit
I will continue to only run G1s and I will be happy
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SO WHAT IF I MAKE THE BOT FUCK MY WIFE, IT STILL COUNTS AS ME HAVING SEX WITH HER!
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>>559071572
hehe
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>>559071996
This but Curren
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>>559071245
As a proud African American, I shall have to bring my 60 million fans per month to another group then...
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>>559072095
Mi bredda...
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I love Raisu
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>>559072005
>there is no excuse, you MUST win every single race in the game or your parent is dogshit
Affinity nerf is coming with MANT, so you can still run URA and do your G1-only parent runs
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>>559070426
URA/Unity already take too long and Cygames is so fucking greedy with my time that they demand I do it every fucking day. Autoplay is the bare minimum they need to give for me to not uninstall and bury this shit in my hidden games.
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>>559072095
My African American friend, My brother from another mother, We don't deserve you. You are free now to play another game. Hopefully you find your happiness elsewhere. May Yakub bless you.
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>>559072204
That'd be a second anni change coming with first anni, so far they've only moved stuff up half a year.
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>>559072005
>they just shed their lining occasionally
is that not what periods are
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Rice Shower is literally the most beloved girl in all of existence.
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>>559072095
Fr YN dindu nothing wrong he could of been a future Eden fan donator but yall racist sweepyniggas
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>>559072309
torenas only like Rice for her body
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>>559071572
Just up your current quota
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What the fuck
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>>559072420
More like Mihomo rugpulled, imagine this toaster in mant.
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>>559072338
Not true
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I'm white as snow, which club is for me?
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Bourbon non-G1 pose is unreasonbly sexy
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>>559072464
rice antagonist says this
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>>559072501
AlmondLove
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>>559072501
Mambo is full of euro richfags
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>>559072523
no she wouldn't
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>>559072530
But your club is literally brown love, wtf?
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i finally did it bros!!
well that was fun, now i can chill out until Duramente banner next year
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>>559072579
We turn them into Almond Milk
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My gorgeous German w-WHOA
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>>559072501
>not drawing the rest of the legs
>uggo stupid face
>hairs falling on the couch instead of behind
>phone not correctly place for an Uma
Westoid artists are a mistake.
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>>559072539
cute!
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The club I want to get in to WILL have a slot available before the rewards cutoff date.
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mihonhon bonbon
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>>559070426
All of the above + agemasen chain events
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In a just world sweepydev will not be banned like the edenfags and the umanigs will be removed, but we do not live in a just world...
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>>559072694
Which one is that?
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>>559072710
bigger whore than curren
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>>559070564
Mine
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>>559072806
It starts with an M
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Funny how being epic racist is not so fun after you realize nobody wants to associate with your chud ass
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>>559072840
leave Ikuno Dictus alone
>>559072906
leave Spe alone
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nigga is UPSET kek
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>>559072961
how does one even end up in this situation
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I will not race on the same track as them, simple as.
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>>559072874
I havent forgotten you, but so far (which is good) everyone is on track from last month.
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>>559072906
we have inclusive clubs now like dacchi and bricked
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Oguri ... Fat!!
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https://x.com/kishswim/status/2028214238544548111

Kids and their ipads.
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>>559072976
nicely
naturally
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How do you respond without sounding mad?
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Best club for LGBTIQCAPGNGFNBA?
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>>559073085
imagine sticking it in Rice
not me though I don't want STDs
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How is our carat stash /uma/? I'm at 42k only
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>>559073107
Dacchis
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Is Dacchis actually "inclusive" club or is it just a shitpost?
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>>559073085
call her a nigger
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And you don't seem to understand
A shame you seemed an honest man
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>>559073006
>inclusive
Bricked's club chat has racism the likes of which I've never seen before.
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>>559071572
is it true that your danchou will dress up as rice shower and bounce on it crazy style if i join your club?
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>JP already patched their newest zenkai spurt mechanic
>Global nothing
Yeah I don't think they even care about global at this point and it's just their passive income or global advertisement
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>>559073085
This isn't what I meant when I said that I'm going to pound some rice.
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>>559073113
I'm too normal to understand, can someone explain
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>>559073125
90k that I'm going to lose very soon rolling for finemo and kitasan
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>>559073173
>racism the likes of which I've never seen before
I'd join them if I wasn't already in AlmondLove
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>>559073189
a borked feature is easier to fix than a massive security vulnerability that could be extended to a DDOS if the bot creator gave enough of a shit to do so
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I don't understand what is shitpost and what is truth anymore
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>>559073125
went down to 30k after having to spark VBobo
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bro please stop spamming
please...
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>>559073006
hmmm >>559071245
>>559071572
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more like kitaSLUT BLACKED
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>>559073125
66k, 40 support tickets. used all trainee tickets for Ardan
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>>559073285
The biggest racist of all, a narcissist
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>>559073331
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>>559073223
See >>559073040
https://o.uguu.se/pnCQEjXf.mp4
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>>559073173
wtf i love bricked now
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>>559073309
yada
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Le Raped
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>>559073324
they said they were LGBT friendly...
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>>559073410
Cute boy
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>oguri acing
>skip junior early december race because of a double rainbow + blue bubble training
>get 15th in hopeful stakes
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>just realized Mayano can get spurt on her own
That's one burden lifted
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>>559073363
AAAAIIIIEEEE KOREANKEKS DONT LOOK
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>>559073285
The world is a circus and I'm the joker baby
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>>559073382
What is that thing?
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My imouto is so cute!
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>>559073498
a horse
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>>559073125
Looking good!
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>>559073363
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>>559073173
Lets see it
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Mejiro Ship
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>>559073546
cm plats?
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>>559073591
waste of time
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>>559073591
Would be nice if Im ranked lower maybe around 5k~7k and not fed to whales at 11k~12k rank with weaker built umas
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Mambotter...
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>>559073498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GAbc5uQXJo
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>>559073546
Explode
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>>559073546
I still have no idea what you mean by this when you post it every other day
Are you seriously not going to pull on anything for three years?
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>>559073664
Mambo shouldn't use my bots, its not for your kind.
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>>559073173
I'd believe it, HE is there after all
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I want to do my club's monthly quota in a single day and chill until MANT but /uma/ and my whole club will accuse me of botting
I hate it
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>>559073827
botchou...
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>>559073827
Unless you're in Mambo or /uma/ club nobody's gonna give a shit
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>>559073827
no one cares go for it
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>>559073780
Time would tell. Im testing out my will to resist. I really want to max out 200 pull on those 4.5% uma banners.
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>"yeah we are mega racist chuds in our club"
>"post proof? w-with our names? chill, let's not go that far..."
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mogged by superior mejiro and I'm gonna fuck your shoes
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enough about Mambo wheres the dirt on Dacchis
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Cant you guys leave Mambo alone. I dont wanna read about the club I'm in every other day.
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>>559073827
Umasumibro, it's just 6 million
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im so sick of my club mambo being shitposted
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>>559074159
You could simply switch clubs
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mant is going to ruin my lazy boipussy.....
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>>559074115
you won't find any
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does this sound right for LS?
>no pump because inconsistent
>redshift (maybe?)
>FF
>OYL
>nimble instead of NSM because inconsistent
>the rest into velocity or pulse/shadobreak to fight for positioning and not get left in the dirt
I made a gambamaxxed accel late with pump+redshift+the 3 gold accels and she kinda eats shit
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>>559074198
But I love my Mambros, even Danchou!
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>>559074208
oh no no
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at least mambo isn't rebricked
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low blow bro
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>>559074265
why dont they disband already
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So Forever Young will be a pace chaser? I'm reconsidering being a main front runner if that's the case
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>>559074238
take pump, take redshift only if you're willing to rape your affinity, get a bunch of wit and mid-race, especially ramp up/outer swell
>because inconsistent
that's the point of lates, their entire kit is inconsistent but you get a free win if the gamble lines up. they're also incredibly easy to train.
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>>559074307
They're homies, except for those 7 traitors
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>>559074329
It's definitely better to be a pacegawd. It's the most babied style and the style with the most umas.
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>>559074329
pace rules over the other styles
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Guys... i think i'm not gonna make it for the next CM...
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>>559074361
>their entire kit is inconsistent
well yeah but like I barely see NSM or pump proc because rooms are so front heavy and everyone gets spread out too much due to how big the front leads are. FF and OYL are still the most consistent of the gambling skills
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>wake up
>most fans farmed day 1
GUYS WAKE UP
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>>559074478
you can join me in B finals bwi
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>>559074516
you guys dont keep a run at the finale and then finish it the next day?
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>>559074364
Let's correct this;
1 we have an empty slot
2 got kicked
4 left of their own accord, a mix of burnout/didn't say.
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>>559074587
Rename to ReMambo and I'll betray /Uma/ Club
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>>559074478
if you don't have at least 3 of the following
>falco
>mutated suzuka
>taiki
>mutated vbobo
you are basically guaranteed B finals this CM
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XOguri or Tama for the next long CM? Running Suzuka rabbit with Kitasan Black
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LET ME IN DA CLUBS
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>>559074713
bourbon isnt even that good though?
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>>559074713
>95% of global playerbase is guaranteed B Finals
I don't think that's how it works..
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>>559074713
>not mentioning S. Maru
Gatekeeping fuck
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Whew, made it last minute
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Don't leave your club. Be loyal.
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I REGRET BUYING RUSHING GALE BECAUSE I HAVE ZERO ACCELS
skipped it's on because i thought there will be no pace chasers to ramp up on in the mid race
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>>559074947
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>won 1 practice room
That's it I'm guaranteed finals now, see ya losers
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>>559074713
I was told that running multiple fronts was bad. I wanted to make a dirt VBourbon but I already have a Falcon.
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>>559074947
I would join Honsefun, if my current club would implode
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>>559074947
She's such a cutie
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>>559074995
>I was told
lmao
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>>559074329
To be honest with you I dont think any style except pace is doable without paypigging, seeing future banners. Cyjews makes a point to put good banners for front/late/end literally right after or right before anni banners.
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I woud like to give yall a psa regarding top gun. If you are old and for some reason a young girl shows interest in you do not be deceive! She does not find you interesting she is either a chinese spy or she is waiting for you to died so she will get all your wealth. Stay safe out there Anons
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>>559074995
you were lied to
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My Anus Never Tires
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>>559075067
>>559075126
Bwos tell me if I’m being gaslit. I still have time to trade my shitty Pasa for a Smaru or VBourbon and I have the parents for it.
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>>559075196
>Bwos tell me if I’m being gaslit.
You have the wonderful option of running practice rooms first instead of listening to /uma/
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>>559075196
You can run SMaru/Falco/Bourbon together
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>>559075196
Literally every practice room is Falco/Bourbon/Maru/Suzie spam
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>>559074960
paces are cooked
maya won this tho
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Sweepy would probably be in 1st place if the original sweepy wasn't released
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is this enough accels gbwos
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>>559075196
Don't listen to the others. It's well known that bringing two front runners is bad. In fact, you shouldn't bring one at all or else you risk an opponent bringing one too and making you both lose.
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Missed all the club posting but wasn't there a drama with Uma&Co where they had a member leaking their discord server and it's contents? I think there was a follow-up post that called out the member to be a flatliner and threatened to kick him if he didn't stop, which he did stop.
So does this imply or confirm that flatliners are not only a leech but also huge shitposters?
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>>559075546
Forgot your oguri pic
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>>559075562
I think you meant Mambo
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>>559075562
I think you meant /uma/club
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>>559074947
I feel like betraying my club but they're nice and I am a top earner so I'd feel bad. The first time was easier
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>>559075562
I think you meant Rebricked
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>>559075562
now that you mention it the posts about their server stopped i think the post that called them out had an urara image? would search but im out
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I will be bringing deboofers and making CM10 a miserable experience for everyone involved
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>>559075562
this is fanfiction
this is essentially shipping culture with fucking autists
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>>559075562
I think you meant dacchis
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>>559074947
I don't need to leave my club, it's nice and casual.
Even consistent at donating shoes
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>Front maru
>Pace taiki
who for the last spot? late hoguri or shichi (forma base)
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next thread will be sweeper
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>>559075562
I wish I was Gold City so I could let Danchou play with my breasts while I jerk him off
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>>559075832
teiobro btw
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>>559075074
Yes, I think I've already decided to main Pace. Many of the umas I like are Pace, and Forever Young will be one of them too if all goes well.
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>>559075815
late shichi unless you like wasting 300+SP on recoveries
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>>559075528
It's enough, probably even too much. I really hope you only took the other accel skills because homestretch wasn't available.
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next thread will be bouncier
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only rape you uma when?
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>>559075832
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Is it actually worth it to have a jealous bitchy woman like gold city
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>>559075592
>>559075653
>>559075689
>>559075775
No it was Uma&Co.
>>559075704
Yeah that was the one
>>559075745
It did happen. It was the reason why clublistanon put a discord icon besides their club name in the club list.
>>559075832
picrel
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>>559075939
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>>559075939
By how much?
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>>559076000
I wish I was Gold City so that one anon would bukakke me then slap my face with his dick
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nice game retards
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>i will keep hosting rooms till i win
>it has been an hour
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>>559075562
please stop we already had to delete the discord server twice
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Is this guide useful or a jp gaslight?
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the discord clubs have already breached our defenses...
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Teio bros, don't ruin the reputations of us Shichi fans. Thanks!
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>>559076152
>dober
she will be useful any second now....
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Life is easier as a B Warrior
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>THREE suzukas
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Get your free CM10 Win
15655675
15655675
15655675
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>>559076152
>Maru top tier in 3/4 styles
But /uma/ said her unique is only useful for one track.
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>>559075939
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>>559076276
God, every time I see Shakur I get an overwhelming urge to get her pregnant, like it's mating season
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fucking retard
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>>559076349
Understandable
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>>559076292
this nigger brought a DEBUFFER
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holy shit oguriGOD
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>>559076292
you had one job
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>>559076374
>*all rounder

kwab
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>>559076501
the dox...
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>>559076501
doxxed
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>>559076501
AIIEEE DOX
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Trackblazer is raising stat caps
Pigus are finally ascending
I am running out of copes
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>>559076374
DigiTARD
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>>559076543
they yelled at me for no results last time ..
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me on the right
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>>559076501
>conveniently leaves out his debuffer at 9th
NIGGER
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>>559076594
>Trackblazer is raising stat caps
retard
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>>559076501
Thanks for the account, I'll think of you when I sell it
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>>559076637
he just said he was coping
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>>559076612
Its not even good bro I need to rework it
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>>559076152
Useful if you're not thinking of versatility. Dober, Maru, and Taiki are listed as SS in late. Sure it's SS if they work BUT that is IF they work.
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>>559076710
wait no don't rework it haha
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>>559076710
>frenzied front
rude
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What was the final retention line?
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>>559076604
You wish you were this sexo. Oguri and her female trainer? My wives.
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WAITER!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?! I was PROMISED a mambogeddon!! What are those bricks on my plate??? WHERE IS IT?! where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it where is it
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>>559076902
625k, Sweepy dev found a way to break the TT score. It was brutal. And right before tallying time...
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shhhhh
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someone go dig up dirt on dacchis we need a new toy now that bricked is going to disband
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>>559067498
>Board gamer
WHAT THE FUCK this Uma was made for me

We will play Ark Nova with Marine Worlds expansion, Side Entrance is removed from deck.
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>>559077114
You're brown.
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wife groove
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>>559076594
rice HERO would TANK that blunt btw
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>>559077185
>>559067498
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mambo
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>>559077290
She looks like a dog sometimes. Also her sausage fingers when she wins a G1 race are cute I wanna bite them
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>>559077526
Cute!
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>>559077563
she's a caracal
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Natie came to my dorm and molested me then left
What the fuck
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sasuga toriena
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>>559077663
>he didn't get the memo
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guacamole nigga penis
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>>559067325
Oh Haythere, anons.
Our club has an opening, please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
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i can almost taste mambo's mambo
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Doto would never say that
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>>559077819
gold ship would not do this
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>>559077114
theres nothing to dig
we are inclusive and accepting of all black umas
you cant cancel our club
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>>559077002
mambogeddon is coming when icarus finally gets the banwave going and the top earner disappears
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>>559077865
I'm in cooldown, see you in 8 hours if it doesn't get filled.
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>>559077865
>B+ clubs
Members leaving because they're losing interest because they're not playing
>A+ above clubs
Members leaving because they're losing interest because they're playing.
How does one win this?
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>>559077865
Is this some kind of ritualpost/shitpost? I see this club recruiting almost everyday.
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Casual newcutie here, could anyone groom me into an A club?
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>>559077865
How many opening
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>>559078305
10
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>>559078305
11
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Tannhauser has top 3 cutest voices in the game
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>>559078123
You don't, it's one of the worst guild systems I ever saw.
This month alone we lost 4 players, 3 went permanently offline in the middle of the month and one guy quit at the end. Others are taking it easy until Breeders cup.
>>559078149
I post it 1-2 times per month, it's just the poster is memorable so anons think I post it more often than I do.
>>559078305
Right now we have 3 slots.
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Okay but where are they when umas invade the trainer dorms during some of the careers?
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>>559078680
Home with their uma wives.
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>>559078591
As one of the original members [/spoilers] I hope y'all keep the good fight, Danchou.
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Wow thanks.
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>>559078680
They are rooting for the uma
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I reported an alt account that's been botting for the past 5 days and got this response. Maybe there really won't be a banwave.
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>>559078830
>Late Jan
Doable.
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>>559077819
gold ship would do this
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>17 years old
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so close
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>>559078868
nothing ever happens
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>>559078868
hopefully they kill the mambobotter
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>turn cards I already have into cleats
>buy tickets from it
>use tickets just to get cards I have again
>cleat them
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yet so far
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I wonder what will happen if one start botting, record videos etc and send them via the email and ask what are they going to do about it.
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>>559078868
If they don't ban sweepy and the Edenniggers by next month I'll start botting too desu. Not worth doing fan runs when S+ is impossible because 20 clubs are botting.
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>>559079005
Rebirth and destruction
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>>559079005
All you're really doing slowly converting cleats into pink tickets
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>>559079259
Yeah, same
Idk if you're memeing, but I'll start botting if they don't ban bots
Farming fans and/or parents is so ass
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Someone who knows Japanese should try to contact JP support with the bot problem.
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>>559068435
When Deep Impact was alive his caretakers said he was like a really big dog: he wagged his detail and jumped around when he saw one of them walk near him, he learned how to get leashed without complaining, he would run up towards familiar people to greet then and liked to play with everyone and everything.
He had a threatening look but was a real sweetheart, pretty much the complete opposite of his sire.
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>>559079440
do it yourself
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>>559079440
With the power of clankers, you too can contact JP support. It won't do shit. t. bitched about "Master" and "Happy holidays"
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>>559067498
>>559077185
I have to add that

>If his plan fails accidentally, he will become completely depressed

This is a terrible quality for a board gamer to have. Almost all modern euro games include rng, some lot, some little. The point of it is to avoid chess-slop and keep games fresh and different. The game play then involves risk management, where you constantly get high and low rolls, then deal with what happens. Thus your "plans fail accidentally" all day long. Just gotta fail less than the opponent. If the game play is entirely decided by good and bad rolls, then it's simply a shit game. Why do you even call it an euro game?

It's very normal for a human to not be able to tolerate bad draws. These kinds of peoples might try modern board games maybe few times and usually end up disliking them. Also nobody really wants to play with them. Sore losers are not pleasant in real life.
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Shakur's cute 7cm penis...
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>>559079134
just a normal day for kwaboli sirius
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Tama cute!
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vftroon btfo
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>>559079959
>"I'll cuck you if you don't want to go"
Based
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>>559079728
Why are retards contacting support? You @ people on Twitter and hope enough people agree with you and throw a melty. If you're not doing that your complaint is going in the shredder.
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>>559080058
what recoveries does late oguri use? that was the biggest reason i chose not to use late
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here is your gaslight for the day
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>>559080312
I dont have a stinko windy...................
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where did everyone go
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>>559080312
gee cafe, TWO stamina cards?
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>>559080412
do you want to pull in the NTR banner...
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Why would I compete for top 30 or even top 100 if one bot can accomplish so much?
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Ebayan loves cameras
https://x.com/WHR/status/2028287648075252170?s=20
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>>559079728
complaining about blatant cheating/TOS violation is different from complaining about shit nobody normal cares about
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>>559080524
can I roll for the fine motion banner instead...
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>>559080647
depends on how close you are for MLB, its not a bad idea
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boysex
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brother FUCK OFF
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>>559080927
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>>559080927
why are you turning golshi into a parent/gp? youre supposed to use her in pisces
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>>559081026
not in a million years
it's gonna be 2 front debuffers and Queen
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Is first one better?
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>>559081145
theyre not great
pacers overtake in the corner this cm and you have no corner skills
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she's ready for the mud pit
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hello i've come to ask for a few resources
anyone remember that one korean site that listed their experience with each cm and what was meta?
also that one korean site that showe which tracks were suitable for dober's ult
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huh, finemo seems usable at 3LB, might actually roll then
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>>559081241
>Dober inherit
>heals
BrickGOD
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So do they sell the Anni selectors immediately or do we have to wait for a different part?
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>>559081283
Just keep an eye on your RB during MANT. You dont wanna fall short of threshold by 2 %
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>>559081283
she's usable at ~2LB in above in the sense that she's better than MLB SR tachyon/marvelous
for MANT you need MLB for 10 RB, she's not good enough to justify using below that except if you really need speed star
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>>559081304
the heals are from accupuncture
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Fuck, Suzusex can't win rooms. At least she helps my fronts I guess.
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>>559081148
Nice
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>can't cap speed with Kitasan and 2 SR speed cards
>can cap speed with Kitasan and a borrowed SSR speed card
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>>559081230
Explosions keep giving me late surger skills...
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>dacchis is finally being a shitposting target after all this time
My club has grown so much, bwos...
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>>559081473
>'Haru Urara never gave up, so neither will I!'
>last online: 163 days ago
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>>559081148
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Enough about Dacchis
More about Daiichi
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>>559081473
Falco...
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>the movie already made 80% of what it did in japan in just 3 days
I didn't realize it flopped so badly, no wonder you never see pokke in any promo material
https://x.com/Wolf_W_o_l_f/status/2028338391918788671?s=20
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>>559081680
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>>559081635
What if he died?
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It seems the event chain chance for Fuku card got patched. I’m now completing her full chain 3 out of 5 careers instead of the previous 1 out of 5.
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>>559080058
post that taiki and ogri i need to copy
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>>559081720
Global is never EOSing when it brings japs money like this
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>>559080058
if you're gonna do late, might as well do OG Cap not HannuCap
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>>559081680
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>>559081920
fuck you i do what i want
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>>559081283
stop nyooooooticing
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>>559081720
Please don't use Spechan pics when making a brownpost.
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>>559081935
SPEED POWER STAMINA
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>>559081720
release it in yurop please....
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>>559082112
how is that post brown other than saying Jungle Pocket is garbage (she is)
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>>559081846
the taiki is nothing special
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Pick one
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>>559079005
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>>559082226
numberfagging is brown coded
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>>559082241
>not 601 stam
gluema
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>>559081720
The only reason West country like anime is because there is cunny which is alternative for making child porn illegal. The movie is not feature any cunny so will not be popular in global audience. Japan still have access to child porn with some work so anime is not only cunny. It is why taste of anime in Japan and global is difference.
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>>559082272
nishino guinea
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>559082327
now this is a brown post
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>>
that might be the worst post I've had the displeasure of reading
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>>559082272
sovl vs soulless
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>got home from my work of trash scrap collector
>bought 10 pesos worth of pagpag from jollibee leftovers boiled and refried
>had to fight my way with the street dogs trying to steal my pagpag
>almost got mugged by some drug addict with a rusty knife
>pull out my iphone 17 pro max
its umamusume time
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>>559082272
Overqwil CB
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>>559082272
agnes kani
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>>559082241
huh I guess I just needed a little more raw stats and more midrace on mine then
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>>559082272
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>>559082272
the tsuyoshi bird is staring into my soul...
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>>559082432
Philipines truly is a latinx country stuck in asia
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>>559082327
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>Ardan won a room
good enough
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>>559082272
why
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>>559082507
uoh kani
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>>559082327
What in the name of the Lord
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>>559082316
track bonuses are a jewish psyop
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>>559082632
who are these two
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>>559082327
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>>559082767
gimlet and kris s
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So whatever happened with the new Sweepy you fags were melting down over yesterday?
Did it at least produce something worth talking or are you guys going to loop the botting drama again?
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>>559082432
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>>559082241
>shake it out
IT PROCS LATE INTO THE FINAL STRAIGHT ITS NOT SAVING YOU
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>>559082804
literally the first post on the reddit
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>>559082804
There's nothing to talk about unless cygames takes action or someone crashes out over it.
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>>559082879
simply hit it after hitting pump/feat/left/nsm at the same time
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>>559082903
complete with a gaslighting eden member getting dogpiled lol
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10 CMs in and people still believe hidden track bonuses are real... it was literally made up data by a chink on a tweet with less than 20 likes
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>>559082903
>UmamusumeGame
That's like saying /v/ma matters
>>559082934
We're set to loop the botting drama again then aight
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>>559083007
THEY ARE REAL TO ME!
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>>559083035
It's the competitve reddit, the main reddit is just shitty memes, same goes for every kind of gaming reddit.
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>>559082272
top dog!
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>>559083007
I'm trusting you, you better not be tricking me
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>>559082903
that's not even the official umaddit i don't think it means anything other than redditors realizing that botting does exist
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>>559083084
>>559083007
Am i going blind? There used to be race bonus listed in gametora where its indicated the target number of skill, felt like it disappeared
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Horses are funni social creatures
https://x.com/i/status/2028401305786663342
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>>559083115
>competitive
that's a generous way to describe it but it is the one where people at least talk about gameplay
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>>559082629
Could you post your build?
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>>559083115
Did I stutter?
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>>559083007
i mean you still need 600 stam on pacers regardless THO
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>>559082272
What is this thing?
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>>559083115
>the competitive reddit
So the VFcord rejects reddit?
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>>559083182
>>559083281
Niggers I don't care to argue about semantics, it's the Reddit that cares about the CM more than the main Reddit. Call it whatever you want
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>>559083215
super sheep
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>>559083331
I would simply flip her tongue around
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>>559083369
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wtf ?
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Rooms are the hypersweats, right? I haven't been winning very many...
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>>559083115
So just like a mirror this place...
>anons wants to discuss global gameplay drowned out by off-topic jp circlejerk
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>>559083115
>>559083281
>>559083360
>Discord
>Reddit
>Witgod
>VF
>Mambo
These are the trainers from A+ to S rank /uma/ clubs. You guys do think every single fucking day. Dont you guys get bored? Im really disgusted with this general.
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>>559083487
I have to post here, I fail all of the witchecks on /v/...
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>>559083487
What did Tannhauser ever do to you?
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>>559083428
I didn't win a single one, best I could get was 2nd place with my mutated Ardan.
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>>559083428
Yes, if you can win once then you're A finals material
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Sweepy bot account is running out of carrats for refills. The botting drama is almost over
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>>559077616
HOW DID I NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE
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My cooldown ends in two hours, Dacchis or Autis/uma?
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>>559083609
I thought the botters bragged about how they did so many races that they broke even with carats via race rewards, were they being dishonest?
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>>559083609
I'll sponsor
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>>559083609
just add another account, 1/30 isnt that much different 2/30
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>>559083428
>finally wins
>opponent has A (not A+) umas
haha...
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>>559083686
Dacchis
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>>559083446
noooooo please don't take my seed
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>>559083710
That doesn't work anymore
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no server ever cared about these track bonuses before global btw, it first appeared in the tranny doc then all sloptubers copied it since it somehow was the main source of information back when the servers went up
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>>559083215
>>559083410
probably maruzensky, but the ribbon is on the wrong side
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>>559083710
Not the case anymore after they removed the x2 reward
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>>559083686
Honsefun!
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>>559083842
Oh that makes sense
>>
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>>559083686
*ASTER*
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Are you looking forward to pisces cup?
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>>559083686
Dacchis
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>>559083921
What the fuck is an aster?
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>>559084005
>tama S in mant
who's gonna tell him...
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>>559084005
>tamamo cross
>in MANT
shan't
>>
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>>559084047
It's just a 50% debuff on getting S Long, retards. It's basically nothing
>>
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>>559084047
retard
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>>559083215
Probably Bright? But the bow ties' color is different
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>>559084005
was the soulless AI slopscale really necessary
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>>559084005
What can Makween do? Her evo looks really good but there's no guarantee we're getting that
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Here's the tamamo truth nuke, you are gonna run one mile parent just like you would with kitasan which nobody complains about.
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>>559084198
That's really funny
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>>559084005
those profiles look weird
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>>559084005
How do i run mcqueen in mant? 10 mile 6 long?
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>>559084121
my wife
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>>559083768
>>559084008
Autis/uma/bros... our propaganda dept is lacking...
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>>559084220
>C vs E
That's like one grandparent vs a whole parent dude
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>>559084005
>B rank
I'll show ya'll
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remember a shittuber has almost as much incentive to be wrong as correct
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>>559084047
>>559084058
IT'S DOABLE
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>>559084198
Man looking at this really makes me appreciate the different eye shapes of umas that varies as if they were drawn by different artists. AI really tried its best making this look soulless as possible
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>>559084198
Bobo really became a robot here
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>>559083686
Dautis/uma/cchis.
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>>559084373
I'm ex Dacchi. I cant let my frist club down.
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>>559081262
https://en.namu.wiki/w/%EC%9A%B0%EB%A7%88%EB%AC%B4%EC%8A%A4%EB%A9%94%20%ED%94%84%EB%A6%AC%ED%8B%B0%20%EB%8D%94%EB%B9%84/%EC%9D%B4%EB%B2%A4%ED%8A%B8/%EC%B1%94%ED%94%BC%EC%96%B8%EC%8A%A4%20%EB%AF%B8%ED%8C%85/1%ED%9A%8C%EC%B0%A8
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SEX WITH MAYANO PUSSY
It sucks she's an exclusive frontrunner
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>>559084005
This nigga just slap the image to an AI online upscaler and call it a day
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Remember, umamusume is information game
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>>559084675
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>>559084373
I already slipped in a friend inside Autis/uma/ so I'm done with propaganda
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>>559084495
>ex Dacchi
Where did you go...
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>>559084675
purchase a promotion
>>
Umas designed with Gamers in Mind
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I'm only waiting for my CD to request myself into Dacchis/Autis/uma/
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>>559084675
is the information in question related to your bank account haha
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>>559084745
/uma/ club
>>
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>>559084675
You are not immune to gaslighting
>>
Our fuarking hero
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>>559084804
Sengoku Nakadashi
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>>559084739
I left when quotas were introduced. I went to Mambo
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>>559084675
>information war
>said infos are NSM, Leading the Charge, FF, OYL, Head-On, Por Plancha, Angling, and Mummy
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>>559084675
i should become a youtuber too
>>
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>>559084834
rename the club to "Eden bots btw"
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>>559084868
That's my mambro!
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>>559084834
number one club is almost a billion in a day
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>>559084930
yeah because it has 20+ people that use the same software...
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>>559084892
My unc soul is proud that Low Cortisol was a meme that I get to know first before it went viral on tiktok although it's completely unrelated from umamusume now
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>>559084880
eh?
I understand that NSM and late surger accels are gambling by definition but what's wrong with
>Leading the Charge, Head-On, Por Plancha, Angling, and Mummy
or are you just implying that's common knowledge because these are the non-shit accels?
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>>559084834
If he's going to shitpost and make Cygames blame anyone then he should have renamed to Eden or at least thr club he was seething to before but I guess attention seeking comes first
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>>559085206
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>>559085104
Because those are all the infos you know to win the game so it isn't that much of an "information war", and it's an information available everywhere.
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>>559083215
You guys really?
it's Tosen Jordan
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>>559085663
I agree that it's 'Zensky.
It has the right looking bow (one the wrong ear), the dark tipped ears, and the black bow.
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Weiiii
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>>559086019
Holy

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