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>Global Game News
Link your account to Cygames iD
Current Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"
Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Ardan (3*), Mihono Bourbon (3* alt), Eishin Flash (3* alt)
Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Agnes Digital (Power), SSR Nishino Flower (Wit), SSR Sakura Bakushin O (Guts), SR Ines Fujin (Wit)
Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m
03/02 - 03/12 - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left/Winter/Sunny/Firm
03/02 - First Anniversary Part 1
03/05 - Admire Vega (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Fine Motion (SSR)
03/12 - First Anniversary Part 2
03/12 - Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*), Narita Top Road (SSR)
03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event
03/12 - Trackblazer Release date [Speculated]
03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)
03/23 - First Anniversary Part 4
03/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races
03/26 - First Anniversary Part 4
03/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Roby Roy (SSR)
03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200
https://umamusume.com/news/100040/
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/
>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino Drive
New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" released
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
Cygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/
>Thread Clubs
https://rentry.co/umaglobalclublist
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.
>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/93
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
Umamusume Birthday Calendar
https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthday
Uma Text
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
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Mambo!
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none of my aces has any S aptitude and I don't care
now make a room so I can give them a try
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>>559085206
Rebricked (formerly Le Fishe) (formerly Bricked) (formerly Unbricked) is recruiting. We have a few open spots, so reply with your ID if you're interested or apply with /uma/ in your profile. Just don’t disappear for 5 days without a heads-up. Quota is 20m fans per month.
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tick tock sweepy bros
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>>559085206
We are 10 days away from the mandatory card.
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you're telling me a SEA botter got mad at black umas existing so they decided to bot all of their carats away in the hopes of getting banned?
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don't forget to buy monthly skill books
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>>559085570
Same way Indians hate black people and like to cosplay white people
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Digitan LOVE
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We're only at 22 posts in can you fucks slow down with the Sweepy posts.
Well, I'm bored until MANT and CM so go on I guess
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What would sex with Oguri Cap be like?
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ponydog
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Mambo Monday in Mambo March!
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>>559085854
There's still 11 days until Mambo drops so I can't ask yet if everyone's rolling for her
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i want to do this but with her nipples
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Sweepy is recruiting! 29 slots open. No h*mans allowed. Post IP to enter!
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>>559086115
>nobody is rolling for her
Mambo will kick anyone who dont roll for her. Everyone is required to change their featured horse as her for the entire day
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Dacchis has a couple free slots open for any ojisans looking for a club.
A+ club, quota is at 20 mil. Chill and friendly anons in chat! We do nyot have discord.
Don't flatline for too long without giving a heads up.
Just drop your id here for an invite or apply ingame. Have /uma/ in your profile.
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>>559085206
cute /u/mas
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>>559086342
I like /u/mas.
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>>559086557
It's not her fault. Kitasan is too cute and sexy.
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Why the FUCK are botters not banned
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>>559086758
You don't ban your whales
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Hello there toreina-san!
On cooldown?
Looking for a nice club to join?
Why not come join /Uma/ Club: the club: the movie based on the bestselling shortstory about a horse going to school!
We have ONE spot left for an s-rank toreina like yourself!
Reply to apply!
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>>559086830
The chinks actually did which is why the event outcomes is now server side and not client side anymore.
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>>559086696
look at replies to >>559024978
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are there any runaway style umas that come out later that are stronger than Suzuka or does she basically remain THE runaway uma of choice forever?
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>>559086845
>botters
>whales
Would whales really bother maximizing the free shit they can get in the game through ranking shit when they can just throw whatever money they have to get whatever they want whenever they want?
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>>559086849
I know she's not meta, judging by her skills especially as Kita will probably be the go to for longs, but can she actually work on long CMs?
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>>559086708
The only bot I do is Bobo.
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>>559086716
She's best suited for Long+Late Surger since she has an endurance special skill and +20% stamina.
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>>559086845
THEN I'LL START BOTTING TOO
FUCK
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kino outfit
What does stop foids to dress like this instead of retarded oversized hoodie?
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>>559087483
Oversized hoodies are so cute though
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>>559087392
20m monthly or join an A+ club where others will let you leech off with 7m~10m monthly. All of our A+ clubs let you leech off with that amount
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I wish I was Matikanetannhauser so I could Danchou spread open and fill my mambo moaning EI EI MUN during the act
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https://files.catbox.moe/n14w1b.mp4
half the time, it works 100% of the time
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Last month was around 65mil due to the average being high. Danchou likes giving people a chance though...
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>>559087704
Excelent! I see your application anon!
Your fancount indicates you may have started recently or maybe weren't in a high rank club before, are you aware that S-rank averages about 60m per member (often more!)? Are you up to playing that much? We can teach you how to do a 'fan run' to get about a million fans in 25 minutes that you can do for convenience when not parent farming, but wether averaging 2 million to 3 million fans per day is up your alley only you can say.
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>I don't have to login on reset to sniff the shoes
So this is freedom...
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CYGAMES YOU HAVE TO DO IT NYOW OR NEVER
TOTAL EDEN DEATH
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Oh, is that right? I have been playing since around the first month of launch but I would usually only do 1 run per day, I guess I'm probably more the "relaxed" type.. I'm up for it but maybe I should look for a lower rank club, I wouldn't want to bring you guys down or anything
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if you're willing to spend 20 dollars for the anni ticket and have 200 rolls spare, there's no way to lose on finemo banner
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Surely Dacchis danchou didn't forget about me from yesterday and holds one slot for me, right?
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>>559088502
I'd suggest joining an A or B+ club. Goodluck
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Jerked off to El Gorda Pasa thrice already, I need salvation
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>>559087904
What >>559088504 said. Kitasex and Tannhanser were originall planned for late February, so at the moment, you can probably add about a month to their estimates.
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>>559088502
Not inside /Uma/ Club but usually I would encourage you to go for it because fan running is easy although time consuming, but since MANT is coming, I don't know what's going to happen for this month.
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>>559085570
Approval of white/westerners who they interact with daily on sites like Xitter and this shithole.
They think they're "punching down" and gain points with whites if they have a common "enemy".
Exposed to poltard and grifter brainrot from a young age and never grew out of their edgy phase.
Etc.
Mambo.
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>random person who doesn't know anything about Umamusume watches the movie
>instantly calls it yuri
Another loss for straightfags, yet they will keep saying Umamusume isn't yuri-coded at all
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>>559088545
there's one way to lose, trust me....
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>>559088642
you know 60 RB decks are specialized and finemo wouldnt make the difference yea?
50 RB is fine
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>>559088613
Over at /svg/ we do it all the time. It's the best.
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>>559088502
If you really play daily then A is very possible for you, and even A+ with added effort. This is on /uma/ terms though because discord clubs are even more tryhard and restrictive B+ and A clubs included.
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no d*kes allowed here des!
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>>559088682
That's a scary looking woman
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nigga kitasan + sub-MLB finemo + 4 10 RB cards is already 50 RB
you need a 15 RB card to make up for her and run another 5 RB specialty card and that limits your options big time
or you could not run kitasan but trading kitasan for finemo sounds fucking retarded
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gonna rape the next avatarfag
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>>559088847
no, but you're umarded
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>>559088605
that's prolly for the best.
Are there any /uma/ clubs rank A - B willing to have me?
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So how do I do that?
>>559088848
You got me curious now
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>>559088502
>I'm up for it
that's all that matters friend, and you can definitely join. I just want to make sure you're aware that "1 ez pz run per day" would turn into "1 ez pz run + 2 ez pz fan runs per day" if you have the extra hour to spare then no big deal, but if that drastic departure from your regular play schedule would be too much then it may not be for you. Again, no problem giving you a chance to learn.
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>>559088682
Forget about yuri coded, this woman looks very yandere and I need my life to be ruined even more
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>>559088869
50RB is fine idk what you're so pent up about read the post again
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>>559088564
This but Autis/uma/ danchou...
I will be joining... probably.
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Digitan is the biggest Kingufag I know
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>>559089020
If they're full I will join them with you.
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>>559089097
YOU ARE NOT RUNNING BOURBON IN MANT AND EVERY GOOD "SPECIALTY" CARD HAS 10 RB, HAVE SOME FUCKING SHAME
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most danchous honor the slot reservations. i don't think i've seen drama over that in a long time.
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>YOU ARE NOT RUNNING BOURBON IN MANT
dumbass
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stupid cunt
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>>559089176
The new Digitan SSR
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>Dotonig in Autis/uma/
DANCHOU CLOSE THE GATES
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It's just a mentally ill and suicidal girl
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post something cute
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I got 70 million fans last month and asked multiple Danchous for an invite so I'm holding a spot open in almost every club
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>>559089215
Suck it the fuck up and agemasen, Bozo
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>>559088981
It's a fairly busy time of the year for me, so while I would definitely try, I'm also doubtful I'd be able to keep a regular schedule and do 3 runs every day.
Still, I really appreciate your tips and general nice-ness
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>>559088979
>Are there any /uma/ clubs rank A - B willing to have me?
bwo, even A+ clubs are having a hard time filling up their rosters. Just be here for the next two hours and I'm sure at least one A+/A club will do a recruitment post.
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>>559088979
>So how do I do that?
Equip cards with 15~20% fan bonus, borrow MLB card with 20% bonus, which in my case I borrow Biko, and do URA scenario. Spam speed training even without any support cards during the training, run as much as G1s and G2s, and that's basically it. This is how I do them though so the others' way of doing fan runs is probably different.
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>>559089243
...did I stutter?
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fine when?
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>>559088502
>559085318
I invited you, if you can do 2-3 runs daily you should be able to meet the monthly quota for our club
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>>559089414
THATS NOT WHY YOURE NOT RUNNING BOURBON
ITS BECAUSE YOU NEED 2
2 GOOD WIT CARDS
NOT ONE WIT CARD AND SOME BULLSHIT
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>>559088682
Why is it so hard for people to understand that uma is both straight and yuri simultaneously. If someone claims that only one of those applies then they're either being disingenuous or are mentally ill enough to see a different reality than everyone else. I mean the show isn't even subtle with the yuri-baiting and there's also Kita and NTR's dad marrying an uma
Yes, it's straight if you pick a male trainer and/or self-insert as Kitahara
Yes, it's yuri if you pick a female trainer and/or ship umas together
Everyone gets a piece and everyone should be happy but instead both sides are arguing over nothing
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kingu love
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I don't want to be homeless brickedbros
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THOSE SHOES WILL BE MINE
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>>559088818
I will now join the Mejiro family
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>>559085492
shut up slut
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Early good night friends!!!
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>>559089557
>cuck shit
are you fucking retarded
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>>559089332
And I appreciate you wanting to horse around with us! Can always use more silly members.. . . If you're willing to try I'll approve you since at the end of the day that's all any of us can really do, you can participate in the fun extras lke the monthly playlist everyone makes together or the super serious "club race league" and then find a new club come April if it turns out it was too much commitment.
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i didnt knew she had such a cute voice
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>>559087363
Why is NTR so popular in Japan?
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>>559088951
I wish I was Sakura Chiyono O so I could rape Danchou
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you said, i quote, "EVERY GOOD "SPECIALTY" CARD HAS 10 RB" and then pointed to fucking twin turbo lmao
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>>559089496
Stop it, anon! You're being too rational! We need to keep fighting... just because!
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it's a new Opera Mare day!
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never falter sweepy. never falter
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>you will never be a winner
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NIGGERRRRRR
I DID IT
MY FIRST TIME
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Easy first TT of the day
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it's the fucking jews...
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safe
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>8 shoe requests literally 10 mins ago
>open game
>1 shoe request (8/10) left
>click
>too late someone else already sniped it
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WHERE IS IT
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Witgod found, I just need to survive one more week
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>>559090414
Get dobbered
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>>559090154
>dropped to 21
He proved nothing. If botting was really prevalent he would have been inside top 10 or top 1 already. A nothingburger.
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>642k
I'M GONNA LIVE
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How do we address the Mambo shoecession
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go sweepy go
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>>559090480
If you login late by a few seconds in my club, those rows and rows of shoes are gone. Now you wait for the dripfeed.
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This was drawn before Ai was released so its bullshit anyways
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doober love
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I'm itching to play but I can't play until the missions come.
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>>559090480
Man, I miss that from my old club. I learned some menu shortcuts just to snipe shoes more efficiently.
Then I also miss sometimes complaining in club chat about being stuck at "connecting..." and missing the shoes.
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ugh... MEN
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>>559090582
In a few hours, 2x career rewards will return and Sweepy will be back at full power
You will see
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Inject it straight into my veins
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>1st anniversary begins early
>Mystery 2 hour maintenance tomorrow
They're adding evolved skills.
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Cya next week faggots
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>>559090893
that's lava
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>>559091005
uh oh! they're going to raid the thread now
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>>559090931
I wish I was Dober so I could have the whole club run through me
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>>559091005
Based based based
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>>559091021
we are next to each other?
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>>559085318
Couldn't find this on the search, can you add me? Sankyuu
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Your shoes. Hand them over.
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So uhhhhh this shit is the entire part 1?
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>>559091005
BASED
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What the fuck were they thinking? It should start now. What the fuck is happening in global? They can't even get the schedule right.
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Looking for A+ club at least
I do 5 runs a day, be it parent or ace runs so my daily fan generation varies and it's not set in stone
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>>559091298
the bonus daily races has started at this time, because they change at server reset, so they have to say it "starts" now
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not until after fucking leo cup. were you even here? they dropped aoharu, but they didn't drop the patch until the 11th. this time they're even going out of their way to hold MANT until after aquarius.
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>>559091005
my FUARKING hero
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I am a rapist. Which club is for me?
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>>559091343
DANCHOU HIRE THIS MAN
UMANKO DANCHOU
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>>559091005
COMMERCIAL TIME
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AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
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>>559091343
>top earner in umao
Nice resume, bro.
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>Ask to be reminded
>They reminded me
Thanks for reminding me when the balance patch dropped.
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>>559091005
Finally Sweepler. I care now and the only Sweepy update that matters
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When was the last time you updated your TT umas? I haven't touched mine since November and it got me constant ~630k every week, it was certainly worth it
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>>559091343
>Tfw Blockushin was actually useful to me in Cancer Cup's final
>As in, one guy's Blockushin fucked up the other guy's Falcon, allowing my Pasa to steal 1st and win the whole thing, when i stopped fielding my own Blockushin altogether
Thanks, Blockushin
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>>559091298
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in the actual news post pretty much everything still starts at event/cm reset.
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>>559091631
AIIIIEEEEEEE DANCHOU PLEASE
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>we love black umas
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>>559091631
they literally removed the 2x drop just to reimplement it as an anniversary "celebration"
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i love laisu so much bros
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>>559091631
>half tp
>2x career mode
Holy fucking shit.
GO SWEEPYDEV GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Kris S
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>>559091631
shieeeeeeet
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which club's dancho will dress as an uma and let me plap them?
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>>559091727
you're welcome, now come here and let me give you smooches.
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>>559091631
yes cygames... reel all the fishes in... then catch them in one fell swoop... or should I say... sweep...
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>>559091631
What if this is a honeypot to give maximum incentive to bot so everyone can be nailed
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>>559091631
EVERLAST, EDEN, AND SWEEPY WILL BE BOOOSTOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>559091631
SHALLNT BE DOING THIS HALF TP WITHOUT BOTS
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>>559091923
Why does she have Yaoi hands?
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your quota? it's 120m now
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Semen status?
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>>559091631
do you get x2 total fans by the end of career
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>>559092292
You get x2 total fans if you do 2x the careers
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>>559092375
that sucks, the career rewards are literal nothingburger...
i just want to grind my favorites to 100m fans
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I still think all of this will just get Sweepy banned but Eden getting away without any punishment
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thats fucking five in a row
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LISTEN CLUB MEMBER
I KNOW TIMES ARE TOUGH
BUT IF YOU KEEP REQUESTING DIRT SHOES EVERY, FUCKING, DAY
WHILE WE ALL SPREAD MEDIUMS
I WILL PERSONALLY FIND WHERE YOU LIVE
AND I WILL DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT IN FRONT OF YOU, YOU WEAK MINDED SNIVELLING SIMP
DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME? I WILL FUCKING RUIN YOU. FUCKING STOP.
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
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>>559092628
3-4 parent runs per day, I try to set my goal as 3M fans every day
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>>559092718
Working as intended
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>Divegrass Update
>We need more support from this general to enter VGL 26!
>If we can get 20-40 more anons to support this team come June we can be golden if we don't have enough support, I'm taking this team to /ag/ League this August.
>I want to do wants best for this general and stick it to /umajp/!
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>3D
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Can you back it up with image proof like I did?
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>frognigger
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i'm going to sleep good night
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PLEASE JOIN MY CLUB DANCHOU IS GOING TO WHIP ME AGAIN
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>>559092189
>t.
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>>559093035
Sure, I did a lot more runs when I started playing and during the first weeks of unity
No I'm not a botter
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>>559092628
1 for whatever the upcoming CM is
0 when I can't be fucked
I averaged <300k daily
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>>559092575
>Gaymen chair
I bet this is the Buttsweat Danchode. You always get sweaty butts with this kind of chair
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consider this jobber
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>>559093171
Wow, you must have been very dedicated. I'm impressed!
>>559093197
Over 5 runs a day on average...Anon-sama, I bow to you
>>559093178
That's OK anon, your horses will wait...
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Anyone doing more than 1 run a day is mentally ill and should seek help. What kind of sick fucking is spending 1/24th of their life (more like 1/16 assuming they sleep) playing a fucking gacha that could EOS overnight?
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>>559093179
Do you think she would moan in the puppet voice during sex
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Autis/uma/ danchou... I applied just now... probably.
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what are you doing here
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Aww, is the widdle guy mad he can't dedicwate himself to a game? That he gives up on EVERYWYTHING and hasn't succeeded in life at all? Does this upset the widdle baby boy? I'm sooo sorry, anon...Maybe learn to enjoy something?
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>>559093035
3-5 a day but retiring 1-3 of them in the middle of the run. So basically 1-2 finished runs.
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Please join HonseFun... we have no quota, no discord
Just a chill club
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>>559093403
Whose danchou is this? I will join
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the only thing I do daily is log in once on my phone
do you guys really
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>>559092575
Is this a legacy woman or "woman"?
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>>559093403
https://x.com/maiggsonlyxx/
Alt is currently public
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>>559093340
Didn't mean to reply, have another (You) as an apology
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I HATE 3D PIGGIES
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>>559085206
Everyone applying to an /uma/ club, put /uma/ on your profile comment or else we'll just treat you as a rando, you can remove it after you get in.
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>>559092575
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>>559093595
>actually obese
disgusting
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>>559093340
Welcome aboard.
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CAN I HAVE A SWEEPYDRAMA OR CLUBDRAMA AGAIN OVER THESE 3DPIGGIES (YOU) FARMING
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>15 TP careers until mid april
AIEEEE I'M GONNA FREAK EVERY TIME I SEE A FULL BAR
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>>559093805
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>>559093636I was hungover this weekend, and I don't want to scramble for an ad this month
>>559093679
Sent you an invite! See you soon
>>559093732
Darn.. I only woke up an hour ago
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Stop posting hags
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i'm a piggy and 3d
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Will He be able to slay the three kings?
Surely at 90m per day he'll get all of them, combined, right?No, March's rankings aren't available yet
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she made a new one https://x.com/ggs_cos
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I thought we hated cosplay whores
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brickedgwos I know you need recruits but this is kinda embarrassing...
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Post veteran umamusumes
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Dont forget to do your legend races
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>>559094054
listen man no need to get defensive if this is all you have going for you, I'm just surprised, is all
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>>559093732
but /Uma/ Club has no discord either anon, I even put it in the recruitment image because its neat that we're probably the only S club that doesn't have one and >>559093521 also I think HonseFun has the best recruitment postsbesides this oneso I will send them here if they get overwhelmed
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>>559094147
you know this chick is ugly if she be hiding her face
women LOVE all the attention they can get so a good looking gal will never hide their face
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see? exposed face
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>>559094142
Helio... Its time to let go
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UMADash is on the lookout for 2 oji-sans. We're a relaxed A+ club, 30M fans/month is the only rule. If you're already doing 2-3 runs per day or want to, drop your ID and we'll send an invite.
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autis/uma/ danchou really let himself go...
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HNNNNNGH
>pantyhose
>heeled sandals
god this account is kino. sorry dancho i fell for the psyop and im gooning today instead of doing fan runs...
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>>559094081
I remember those cosplays ALWAYS being posted in/v/mabut have been getting lesser and lesser (You)s and actually shun away recently. Make use of this info with what you will.
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>>559094303
A bokumanko irl is fine too
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>>559094296
>relaxed
>30M fans/month
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>>559091631
I think I need to stop playing Diablo II: Resurrected temporarily. 2 Grinding autism for a month is too much.
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>posted in /v/ma until everyone recognized them and no longer responded
>posted here and got a billion responses
isn't this just proof that /uma/ isn't actually full of crossboarders if they lack the herd immunity that /v/ma has to this infection?
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To sweep or not to sweep that is the question
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>>559094348
>when you do
oh you're mistaking me for some other poster. hope the meds start working soon, bud
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>>559094420
You get it back easily
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>>559093779
Thanks, danchou!
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>>559094591
I love brown umas that don't have black facial features and dreadlocks
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>>559089496
It was really progressive of cygames to let the black uma's hold hands and kiss too.
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Phenomenally dogshit thread today.
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Soon my cd will end but I'm still not sure which club do I join
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Last call for Autis/uma/, one slot remains.
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>>559094957
post your id, then pick whoever invites you
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>>559094926
>sleeve tattoos
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>30m fans a month is too much for casuals
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I hate you all
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>>559094989
sounds like projection
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>>559094926
>tattoos
Ruined. Stop posting this whore.
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>>559094984
>30m fans
>dedicate 6 days to farming fans
>now you can fuck around and do whatever
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I just wanted to talk about horse girls
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>>559095236
Then talk about your oshi, bwo
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>>559094814
here is doto ass to heal the thread.
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There really is nothing worth staying in here nowadays.
I can understand why my/Uma/ clubmates are saying they don't visit or post anymore in here which is really sad since we literally have /uma/ in our name. See you all when CM starts and during MANT.
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>end ny ulala gets passed by base ls ulala
it appears I've been gaslit yet again...
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I just woke up, looking forward to my breakfast, I've got banana bread leftovers from yesterday
Should I get coffee or tea with it?
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Rebricked is currently 25/30!
Please add /uma/ to your profile or reply with your ID so we can identify that it's (you). Went from 1200 today to 700 and now 570 in just 24 hours, we'll keep fighting the good fight brickedbros!
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>>559095387
Next thread will be butter (it will never be butter)
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>>559095447
What's in it for me?
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>>559094814
All according to plan.
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>>559094814
It's peak Indian posting hours right now. They'll go to bed soon enough anyways.
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>>559095343
>What's wrong, Trainer-san? Could it be you're craving my McNinjins?
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>>559095594
WHERE IS MY FUCKING BUTTER TAMA
I WANT DA BUDDAH IN MY MOUTH
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>>559095447
DISBAND! DISBAND! DISBAND!
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>>559095440
tea or (pokke) or coffee
which way
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>>559094814
Silence
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>>559095680
YOU ATE IT ALL ALREADY
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My oshiwife is so beautiful I can't help but stare in fascination
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>this is literally one of the best inherits in the game
>its not good here
>it doesn't work on this track
>its a bit weak here
>it wont be used for the next cm
>gets ignored every cm guide now
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>>559090154
sweepybotter is giving this place a bad name. This is the most wholesomerino thread on 4chan and we do not condone his bio
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>>559096192
I just slap pulse on anyone, whos not a front. Simple as.
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>>559096192
>rolling for parent umas
if it's good i'll just borrow it nigga
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I am confiscating your posts until you pay off your bad post debt. *high heel clicks away*
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cygames is playing the long game
believe
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>>559096394
nyo... ovr repvtation....
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>people think browns are responsible for bad posts
you can tell brown posts because they're just bald faced anger and zero effort ragebaiting. White posts are far worse because they have the IQ to enjoy sadistic metaironic trolling.
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>>559096515
The long game? I can't wait for the next cm
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>30m fans is insane, that's like 1-2 fan runs every single day
I've never done a single fan run in my life, you're a contrarian retard.
Parent runs and ace runs get you that amount easily, and fan runs can triple that.
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>>559096678
i live in seattle and literally see at least 4 trans people every single day. there's this one who walks around naked all the time and walks her girlfriend on a leash. really the biggest issue is that her dick is bigger than mine.
anyway, join ReBricked! We have 5 spots open.
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>book slot in Dacchis yesterday
>reminded about it several times just to be sure
>they are full
Autis/uma/ danchou, you here? I'd like to book a slot, 5 hours until cooldown.
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>>559094957
how interested in playing are you? Interested enough to do 2-3 parent runs/ace runs per day? That'd get you 30M/month which is the quota for UMADash. We're A+ ranked so the gibs are comfy and so long as you bring the 30M danchou doesn't really care.
Drop your ID if you're interested and we'll send an invite. We've got two spots open right now, just filled one (flatlining niggers beGONE)
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>>559096884
>only americans
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I do 1-2 runs a day. 2 runs + the other daily things is over an hour of IRL time. I sleep from 11 to 6:30, then it's a shower and some free time until 8:00 (when I get my UMA in usually), then I have to wake the kids, prepare breakfast, get them ready, send them off to school before 9:00. I drive to work and come back at about 5:45, then its time to make supper and clean up the house a bit, I usually want to relax so I'll spend some time gaming with friends or catching up on something I've been putting off, and by the time I know it its already 11 and I'm going to bed again.
I truly don't understand how you people can put hours into this game every single day.
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Just finished gooning to a really shitty video of renamon getting fucked by impmon
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Ok but I really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
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>>559097113
>I'm a hardworking single dad salaryman
nice larp, faggot
>how can you play vidya for hours, don't get it
do you know where you are?
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>>559097001
Please do nyot shitpost my club
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>>559097419
Some of us have been on this site since the early 2000s, anon. 2006 for me specifically. We've had to grow up.
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People have to work, and surely they have friends, at least online? Or other games to play.
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Join Rebricked!
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If you make less fans than me then you should die
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I didn't do any runs yesterday
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I don't have a wife anymore.
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On the Steam version? It's locked at 30fps and doesn't move that fast. I refuse to put video games on my phone, it's a tool for work, not distractions. I don't want to spend my time looking at pointless things on it, so I only have my desktop for gaming.
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>>559097601
Why?
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Are you sick of having to do fan runs? Want to join a club where you don't have to stress about getting kicked, but can still get decent monthly carrots?
Then join B+ club Basashi 850734315
We don't have an official quota, just don't flat line and don't quit the game. If you can do an average of 1 career a day then you're more than good.
Anyway if you're interested, then send join request to 850734315 or reply to this post with your friend code and I'll send you an invite.
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Is our Danchou BTW. Club members who hit 20M+ a month can have schedule a "private meet up" with her.
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Just don't want to
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>Some of us have been on this site since the early 2000s, anon. 2006 for me specifically. We've had to grow up.
that's nice, but not really relevant to anything I said, calling you a faggot for lying about being a single dad.
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Do you really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet to tell lies?
Old memes aside though, I don't really care. Pretend I'm not and fill in the slots with whatever else you prefer, the end result is the same. How can someone dedicate hours a day to something like this?
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>>559097737
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>How can someone dedicate hours a day to something like this?
oh well that's very simple. You see, I really, really love horse girls. I like them a lot. I love training them, I love learning their stories, preparing them for races, and when they win CM races it's a massive adrenaline rush.
Suzuka, Creek, Shichi, McQueen, Teio, Raisu, Ardan, Maruzensky, are some of the most fun characters I've encountered in recent memory and I love spending time with them. Their animango is great and I love everything about them. Therefore I spend a lot of time playing Uma Musumeand I'm almost 40.
I'd play less if I had a wife/children, but I'm a khv wizard so that's off the table. Not terribly interested in 3DPD anyways.
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>>early thread
>>not even image limit
>implying people even care about this shit in the first place
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Interesting. Well, I respect the hustle then, anon. I hope your love for horses carries further than just this life, and that your dedication takes you to places unheard of as of yet.I'm entering mid 30s myself
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Thanks falco!
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Hard to say, maybe above average for /uma/ since most posts I've seen are sitting at 70-90k.
I got MLB Kita in July, but I made the mistake of not whoring myself out online so I only ever got 200 followers from people not aware of uma.moe, most of them quit in September and the rest pretty much haven't logged in since October/November.
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