Post sweepers

Is unity better for building umas?

Sorry your wife left you anon. Good luck with the kids.

Can we get along in this thread?

janny do your job and kill this thread

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This thread will be better

>>559097726
Michelle My Baby is such a retarded name, looking back.

>>559097807
They've been recruiting from discord since last month

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Off to a bad start with an op image that is likely to cause a melty

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I love my club. They refer to me as she/her

>>559097737
there's a pending application which counts towards the member count and removes the club from search but danchou said he was saving the last slot. i'm not sure how he's going to verify it's you unless you post your id though.

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>>559097862

sweepy HATES the op image

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this thread will be better

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>check the calendar
>CM registration starts today
NOT AGAIN

>>559097726
>>559097774
Are we really using this bread?

Sex with Kris S

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Oguri FAT

why is the anniversary late?

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>>559098048
I have no aces because I was waiting for MANT

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>>559098038
your optimism makes me smile

>>559098054
no, report it for trolling

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>>559097726
Nice thread, Globrowns

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>>559097989

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>>559097726
Rebricked (formerly Le Fishe) (formerly Bricked) (formerly Unbricked) is recruiting.
We have a few open spots, so reply with your ID if you're interested or apply with /uma/ in your profile.
Just don’t disappear for 5 days without a heads-up. (20m/month quota)

https://jiggie.fun/EigQgX

https://jiggie.fun/EigQgX

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>>559098048
You have half TP up soon, start making those aces

>>559098054
why wouldn't we

>>559097989
of course mambsister, we respect anyone who farms fans for the club.

>>559097726
MICHELLE OBAMA

>>559098220
Will anything actually happen if you guys fill up?

>>559098329
Dancho will nuke his carat stash in celebration.

>>559098329
disband

>>559098329
Danchou will give everyone a blow job

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Ms. Skeletal Cafe LOVE

>>559098220
“First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.”
- quote from Umahatma Gandhi, dancho of club Mambo

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alright, survived the last week of unity

>>559098329
29 man gangbang with danchou

>>559098220
fuck off and disband your club

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which uma would rape me but be nice about it

>>559098468
bonumanko

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>>559098013
Oh I see now.
Well if he takes someone else, it is what it is I guess.

>>559098527
this week is still unity, mant should start on the kitasan (uma) banner

>>559098586
NICE nature lol

>>559098549
cleat yourself

>>559098220
>gay mexican uma
sorry i wanted to but not joining now

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Mambo!

>>559098708
there are no mexicans here

>>559098607
yeah, that retention rate is for this week that starts today
will remake most of my team by next week so the next semen retention will have MANT umas, this week is my last one with only unity umas I don't want to get surprised by people making MANT aces for TT and losing my class 6 retention on the 4 days available to make them

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>>559098801
lol
lmao

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That one's going into my trainynotes.

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I wish I could help Bricked but I'm classified as one of club's carriers
if I leave, my club will suffer

>>559098794
daiwa reddit (as in reddit tachyon's daughter)

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>>559098549
Disband THIS

Would eat Oguri’s ass like a starved dog who just found an open jar of peanut butter

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>Divegrass

18-40 more anon's support a new divegrass team would be great to feel but I'm open to more uggestions on players, kits, and other stuff to do about the team.

>>559098962
Mayn fuck at club cuh

>>559099013
Divegrass goes on the umaJP thread this thread has divegrass banned

Which A+ clubs are still recruiting?
Including Rebricked

>>559099006
this but nishino flower

>>559098936
chiyo you can't say that...

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I literally haven't seen you guys talk about Ardan's career at all because you retards were busy flipping your shit for an entire week about the niggumas. What a horrible fate for Ardanbwos.

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I wish this Chiyoposter would help himself to an early grave

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>>559098962
You don't have to leave your club, it's fine.

>>559099154
that's a man using filters
Also fuck off 3dpd fag

>>559099080
UMADash has two slots still available. 30M/month, drop ID if interested.

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>>559099080
Uma&Co has 1 dead torena
Danchou is just really slow with recruitposting

>>559097989
Can I join your club, too? I don't feel safe in mine.

>>559099146
its a boring career and shes a boring uma. at least chiyo had a humiliation ritual.

>>559099232
He's recruitposting on the VF cord they take priority over /uma/

Mambogeddon in 15 minutes

>>559099220
30M/month?
It's S rank, then?
900M/month means you'd have to be. I can bring in 30-45m a month but I only want to join another S rank. Preferably I'd join an SS and go up to 50m/month.
Can you provide?

>>559099146
she's a cow, we already have better cows in game

>>559099094
This but Sweep's vegetables (while she is in the other room practicing magic)

>>559099146
you weren't paying attention, then. There was a lot of cuteposting. Ardan's career is great, very good romance there.

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>>559099080
rebricked is recruiting!

i'm horny
post umpayoi

>>559099146
nigga they've been goslingposting about her every single day since her banner dropped

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>>559099237
Of course! Come to Rebricked, we don't judge here

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>>559099408

>>559099303
umastradamus isn't real. Mambogeddon is cancelled.

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PLEASE PLEASE JOIN REBRICKED OUR DANCHO JUST THREATEN US THAT IF WE DONT GET DACCHIS BEFORE THE 10TH HE'LL START RECRUITING ON DISCORD

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>>559099408
>umapain

>>559099334
stop lying on the internet, 30x30M is not enough to reach S rank, you need close to double that. 30M is 2-3 ace runs a day, or 1-2 fan runs per day.

>>559099013
nah fuck that football shit

>>559099549
which discord? i'll make sure to join that before he starts

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>>559099408

Mambogeddon has been replaced by an alternative Mambogetdown. Snacks and refreshments will be provided for a small fee.

>>559099080
Rebricked isn't actually recruiting, they filled up yesterday. Its just shitposters who are making those Rebricked recruitment ads.

grim op

>>559099564
unironically my fetish for this franchise
post more

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>>559099146
we were posting about it on the day she released. what more do you want?

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>>559099626
die

>>559099614
>tfw don't have a date to the semi-formal Prombo

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>>559099670
weirdo

>>559099596
The uma global discord

Is oguri rigged to win the arima kinen in her career?
>200 stam
>somehow win by 7 lengths

>>559099736
nta but it's normal to like seeing people suffer

is there really a dancho discord where club leaders go to discuss club politics and do behind the scenes member trades?

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>>559099670
kitasan is the only uma with asthma go and rewatch the later episodes of S3

Umapyoi (English ver.)

Wait, there are actual speedhack mods?https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2711235774

>>559099408
https://files.catbox.moe/0e6d5c.mp4

>>559099801
all umas have stamina haxx during career otherwise you would gas out during the sprint debut

>>559099819
Former Umaoo danchou and /uma/ club danchou at least have a way of contacting each other

>>559099881
im too old to see twitch links, post it on catbox

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Will a bwo lemme smooch?

>>559099080
honsefun i think

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>>559099881
>speedhack mods
it's just speedhack
there is no mod

>>559099801
Even if you're training for sprint, how do you only have 200 stam by Classic late December?

>>559099881
you can see the mouse being at 2x or 3x speed anon

>>559099891
200+400 is usually not enough to survive the 2400 dahby on other umas, not to mention the arima Binen is 2500m + she had B long and it was a naked xoguri too

>on

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>>559099819
it's where (((they))) decide the executions

>>559099909
That’s because they’re married

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I think you should eat your broccoli.

>>559099013
I'm not creative enough to help out else I'd consider it

>>559100230
bwoccoli

>>559099626
Huh. NTA but I unironically wanted to join them now my cooldown is over, and I can't find them in game. Am I being psyop'd?

>>559099938
Muah

>>559100425
their recruitment thread on /lgbt/ was more popular than expected and it filled up

>>559099819
/uma/ Danchou poaches through discord and plots the downfall of other clubs with his council there

>>559099819
>>559099909
/Uma/ Club danchou here, I did get in touch with the old umaooo dan by making a trash email and posting it here
i needed to find a home for one of our toreinas that wasn't quite up for the minimum to make room for another that was overqualified so it was kind of a "trade" in a way. something for nothing, and they were getting clowned on for missing a member so it was good
he's a good fellow and we talked about organizing an /uma/ tournament
it hasn't come to fruition yet because I'm not sure I want to mess with the crazyness of it (yet)

>>559100047
you can autowin all long races if all the other umas fail their recovery wit checks or are out of position for them

>>559099938
*mmmmmmwah* <3

>>559100425
Post ID so we can invite you

>>559100425
Too many invites

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>>559100425
rookie danchuds don't know this but if you send invites they count towards the clubs total

>>559099819
A few of us are in the same Discord from before this game came out

A fully wrapped ear means you can finish inside without worrying about unwanted pregnancies

>>559100425
They've invited too much, and invites can go over more than the free slot count iirc

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soon

UMADash has one spot left! Filled two already. If you've been doing 2-3 ace runs/parent runs per day and your club is dead, join us. 30M/month, trade shoes, that's it. First oji-san to drop ID can expect an invite (assuming he wasn't a flatlining nigger in his last club, we've had a few of those and they always turned into leeches).

Which uniques are good on late/end in long cm? I have Rudolf, Oguri, NY Opera, healer Grass + borrows

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>>559099819
yea they definitely trade member pictures alright...

>>559100657
>>559100495
I KNEW IT. UMAJESTIC 12 IS REAL. THE ILLUMANATI.

>>559100784
they should delete spechud from the game tbdesu

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>>559100664
tamamo would never say this because she admitted to me she gets her internet from her next door neighbor

>>559100784
why is mr CBT on this picture

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>>559100607
>>559100780
Oopsies! We just cleared some invites, so those who are interested can try to request!

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>>559100821
you don't have any engaging images attached to your post so I'm not interested

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>>559100874
You can't just add Uma to the beginning of every word

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>>559100425
>>559100780
>>559100607
Thank you

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>>559100776
>umas
>unwanted pregnancies
this is only Monday, but I don't think I'm going to see a post more homosexual than this all week.

>>559098586
Tsubaki-chan you can just ask

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>>559098963
Pokke board.

>>559100973
*umarapes umayou*

>>559100904
she is in the game?

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>>559100495
>i needed to find a home for one of our toreinas that wasn't quite up for the minimum to make room for another that was overqualified so it was kind of a "trade" in a way.
I remember this.
>we talked about organizing an /uma/ tournament
>it hasn't come to fruition yet
I'm looking forward to it although our recent state really makes me doubt if you really should push for it or not. It's gotten worse to the point some shitposter will spectate the hosted lobby and then claim as the host making fun of others or plain just dox others, it's sad.

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Help me decide who to run, my dirt aces are ready, I'm not making any more parents, don't need no fan runs, so I don't know what to do, pick an uma for me to do my daily career

>>559100904
propaganda what else

>>559099564
what episode is this I skipped S3

>>559101052
there isn't any version of her in the game on the 1st anniversary

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>>559100930
to be fair, you need more than room temperature IQ to understand the post, so Jordan probably wouldn't qualify anyways
I forgot to include the obligatory Bakushin, danchou will rape me now

>>559101029
Uma is an ojisan franchise?

>>559101157
she is in multiple careers right now as an NPC

>>559101063
You need a trip danchode

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what if I raped the tanukiposter

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>>559101157
I'd tell you where you can find Mr CB but I know you're being disingenuous so fuck you nigga

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>>559101119
easy mode:
pasa, oguri, digitan

abit harder:
smaru, suzuka

pointless:
urara, hishiama

I fucked up and started a story career... It might take a day or two and I won't be gaining any fans...

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Why do you people keep playing this game?
I am genuinly asking. I installed a few months ago, thought it charming and fun, but recently I just can´t find the motivation to even do my dailies, it just takes too long I dont want to even bother. There are plenty of umas I like but once you do their careers is over and done, you can just read the archives.
How do you keep yourself engaged?

>>559101247
why would you reward him

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Kitabros.......WTF?

Surprisingly Shakur is the only support from 2024 here

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>>559101119
Chocolate wife, I like her (had her on my alt account) a lot, hope she spooks me next week when I roll for Kitasan.

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>>559101247
That would be ethically questionable

>chiyono is now a rapeposting uma
why? she's one of the safer ones in the game, so shouldn't she be a yurifag uma instead?

>>559101283
i'm not being disingenuous, everyone else in the picture is at least a support card and there are a couple of umas who are already playable and not in the picture

>>559101003
You’re right. I’ll plap those ears raw until my trainee has a brain baby.

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is anyone even sexually attracted to oguri?

>>559101371
this isn't twitter, I'm afraid

>>559101297
forgot taiki on easy

>>559101297
retardbwo...

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>>559099146
Meanwhile nobody talked about Chiyos career even though there was no controvery when Chiyo released

>Error: You must wait longer before deleting this post.
What's the cooldown these days? It's been five fucking minutes holy fucking shit I hate moot so much.

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No one is talking about Ayabe even though her banner is in a few days...

>>559100973
thats what umassad wants me to think. im on to you.

>>559101334
Waiting for my wife

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>>559101136
that's from episode 11 but sufferkino starts on episode 10

>>559101412
ok? CB is still in the game client right now

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>>559099670
Same. This is why Teio is my wife.

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>>559101503
Phoneposter spotted

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>>559101185
Always has been

>>559101502
plenty of people talked about chiyono's final boss and extra boss tho

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>>559101136
11
but you should watch 10 too

>>559101439
Autis/uma/ danchou

>>559101502
pink baby ver 2 is for mine eyes only, not a slut like ardan

>>559101553
okay? but she's not a support or uma like literally everyone else in the picture

>>559101439
architects

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Somehow I make 40-50m fans a month just from doing 5 runs a day, am the top earner for the past few months, and my comfy club is forever stuck at B+.

Should I just move to a better club at this point?

>>559101565
Clearly not since that error doesn't display when you try to delete posts too fast on mobile, just a generic "something went wrong" message. Did expanding your ass with all those cocks make it easier to talk out of?

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>>559101297
>speedreading posts
Anon... I wasn't asking for cm recs...

>>559101350
Will play her today, thanks anon.

>>559098220
Let me in
311780962782

>>559101758
Yeah, leave Mambo ASAP

>>559101758
why are you staying in your club?
for the people? theres not much difference in the rewards anyways.
if you want a more active one, sure

>>559101502
she's not torenasexual, so no one here cares

>>559101758
You can easily get into an A+ or even higher club with those numbers.

>>559101758
DANCHOU POACH THIS MAN

>>559101509
because Mambo is coming out right after and everyone is saving to spark her.

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Uma&Co might have a spot open for any active dacchi looking for a club
A+ strong club for 8 months
30m fan quota, no genitals inspection day, play at your own phase but PLAY
Active gameplay discussion, inhouse races, and oshi fagging
Drop ID if interested

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AAAAA retard!!!!
i alt-tabbed for forgot to buy anything

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>>559101679
>Pokke's kid is a tard
>Cafe's kid is entertaining weird fantasies
and surprisingly Tachyon's kid is the most normal out of them

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I'm tired of waiting for my cd and looking at all the slots melting away like snow under the bright opera bird.

>>559101860
Is this the only uma that could be raped by a human?

>>559101334
by doing my best in CMs, and by rolling for and playing the uma that i like. reading their story without playing is fine, but for me i want to use them to compete in CM too
Seeing characters around in others' career, story event, etc.. more than just their own story session is a valuable thing compared to alot of gacha shit these days that do new event story for new unit then abandon them afterward
if i were just playing mindlessly and see it as a joyless chore, i would have quitted already.

>>559101847
sent

>>559101334
I just do runs with my wife

>>559101758
Join bricked for big danchous

air groove's tits are so fucking huge
too bad she's a bitch like goldshitty

>>559101972
And direct contact with the VF cord for early access pro guides

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>>559101502
Chiyo's cute and all, but have you seen her mom?

Is it true that every Ballroom event is just pure yuribait?

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>>559101979
oof...

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I shall make good use of this

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>>559101920
Mambo is a 2*

>>559101996
you can get invited while on cooldown

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>>559101758
If your club is only barely trading shoes, I would
This game is already repetitive enough, chatting with some anons, even if only to complain about cm whales or my general bad luck, is what makes this somewhat fun
And this thread is gradually becoming more and more terrible to do that

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>>559102074
so true twin

>>559101502
anons talked about not being able to beat Maruzen or Mr. CBT

>>559101981
>tsunshit
>normal
that is arguably way worse than gyarutardation or schizomaxing

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Good OISU morning nerds

>>559101997
she still has the strength of a normal uma in her upper body

>green tea overinfused and now tastes like wood bark
mm my favourite

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>>559101334
it distracts me from the abyss

>>559101334
Just muh fomo at this point. I already quit JP uma a few years ago and it felt so liberating. I was retarded to even take a look at global.

>>559102091
yessu.

I'm sorry Hachimins... the burden of leadership is too heavy to bear...
Also I was planning on flatlining soon anyways, way too burnt out at this point.

>>559102165
gay lips spoke this sentence

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>>559102168
I know shit stirrers are getting real comfortable here lately but you don't need to announce your garbage taste

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>>559101920
>people would rather save for a 2* than Ayabe
She really shouldn't have been born

>>559102280
>fomo
But everything in this game is permanent.

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I'm the only /uma/ torena who managed to beat Boss Maru in Chiyo career
I'm the fucking best

>>559101341
teiogods won

LateGODs, what's the plan for the tenno sho CM? Do we borrow yeppers wit for NSM?

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>>559101758
450 more carats for an A club
950 more carats for an A+ club and a discord
Is it really worth it with the new starting scenario? If your club never talks move but if they at least trade shoes think about it. Are you going to play 5 runs of MANT a day?

>>559102390
Why is Chiyo reciting the shahadah

>>559101334
Hitting fat wit trainings and see numbers go up keeps me going, it's the simple things

>>559102121
>And this thread is gradually becoming more and more terrible to do that
is it though? The shitposting is usually just some dumb running gag, people are always talking about the game still regardless. Honestly this general has more sovl than almost any I read.

>>559101341
Not many rolled for stam fenomeno or bouquet which are better options now since they came out too close to anni. Also they changed how stam works after anni which increased their value even more but more people will just have shakur still since it's an old card by now

>>559097946
It doesn't make sense either since the IRL horse is a stallion called My Big BOY. Then the uma suddenly gets a female name. Same with Tony Bin becoming Toni Bianca. At least keep the name male-sounding.

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i want to have sex with the new pokemon girl

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>>559097726
>03/22 - Satono Diamond

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>>559102171
Can't believe Neicha was the real main character of S3

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She keeps getting fucking blocked

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every other uma release:
>omg she is so cute
>wow look at this dialogue, she's for (You)
>check out the onsen scene
Chiyo release:
>omg Maru is so hard to beat :(

Is Chiyos career really this boring?

>>559102313
danchou nyooooo

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>>559102048
What are you talking about schizo retard

>>559102171
The guys in my club always say morning when Im about to go to bed.

>>559102650
you had a date with her in the christmas event and she wants you to take her first time but you refuse cause it's too soon

>>559102642
small penis xD

>>559101972
30m's a little too high

>>559102313
danchou nyesssss
pass it to me

>>559102650
i was training her for sprint cm and had no time shitposting here

Why do you trade shoes? Don't tell me you still need CP...

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>>559102754
skill issue

Sweepy does runs for me while I’m in my wage cage... hehe...

>>559102116
not doing that

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>>559102796
How does 20m sound? Scroll up for more info

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>>559101029
>fat
>bald
>pulling attentionwhore stunts during movies despite being closer to 40 than 21
This is so fucking cringe, it's like when grown ass adults were doing the chicken jockey shit back then

>>559102650
her popularity has been inflated by dogfags since forever. if it wasn't for Muteki being as ugly as Ryan she would have been the least popular CG uma, yes, even less popular than the OC

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Sexy Week

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>>559102632
Dia-chan looks like this and you "people" choose to fixate on her feet?

>>559100821
>>559101972

I started playing only in 2026 but I'm above the 30 millions/monthly.
I'll gladly join your club if you invite me.
I'm on cooldown, I can join in about an hour.


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>>559102874

>>559102754
mambo is a european club actually

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>>559101509
I have been talking about Ayabe for awhile, you just decided to ignore my posts, hypocrite

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>>559099408

>>559102313
another dancho taken out by the umaclub mafia...

>>559101334
Seeing my wife dominate in career and then win CM's is a truly wonderful feeling.
I have nearly 1k hours in this game, 100% f2p, and I will not stop until either I'm dead or the game EOS's.

>>559103082
now post her giving birth

>>559101758
>5 runs a day
do you guys bot or something

>>559103098
He was voted out by the danchou cartel

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teio

>>559103034
looks like what exactly?

>Ask a gameplay question
>No answer
>Post some shitty bait
>Multiple replies

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>>559102313
IT KEEPS HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>559103206
I just have a job where I do fuck all. Like I forgot what I'm supposed to do this Monday and the rest of the team isn't on yet.

>>559102559
SEX
SEX
SEX

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>>559100903
nothing wrong with free stuff

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>>559103034
>he doesn't appreciate every single part of Dia's body
Sounds like a (You) problem.

>>559103162
>>559103079
pantyhose uma agenda...