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reminder that Nami is soft

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:heart:

It’s up
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Evw6Uffm4rQ

they killed Shyvana

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>ONLY ONE CHAMPION THIS ENTIRE YEAR
>LOCKE COMING OUT MID S2 AND THATS IT

>>559102169
>not a shy thread
hang yourself and never make a thread again

Post Shyv mastery

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Hey guys im a new shyvana main here
how do I play her anyone have tips?

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you

Dragon form is cool but the rest sucks. She kinda looks like a lizard, like Neeko

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Soraka my cute wife!

>>559102192
We'll need Cool Fish again soon.

>>559102465
ok...

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Shyvana looks so ugly and manly now.
At first glance i thought this was a man.
Gross.
Disgusting how they ruined her.

>>559102531
Spit at people.
Run at people while on fire.
Punch people while on fire.
Remember the dragons are YOURS.

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I'll try to get some more Shyv games in before the rework hits.
Assuming she hits PBE ~tomorrow/wednesday, I'll stream it as soon as I can.

>>559102510

>>559102531
Hello QMM
NuShyvana relies a lot on her 2-3 Q recasts. Given my minimal information on her kit (no numbers til pbe):
(R?)-W-E (or E-W)-Auto-Q1-Auto-Q2-Auto

>see woman
>think of men

>>559102728
lowkey her best skin now
tho we still need a pic of her backside

>>559102728
why are her feet in this skin so small

>>559102461
reasonable when they are redoing every champ btw

>>559102814
thicc armor

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>>559102728
don't worry they kept what was REALLY important to shyvana mains.
Her dogshit do nothing run at them kit

>>559102467
And that's a good thing, we need to bring sexy women back

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new shyvana makes me really happy, but maybe that's just because i can't stop imagining lamb standing beside her and the size difference between the two.
dragons love sheep after all...

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>>559102728
reminds me of this heap of slop ligger shat out onto every warframe player's screen back in the day

>>559103000
I can't believe she's gone, bros...

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>>559102728
Not really she looks effeminate everywhere
It's just when you look at her model from the side where she looks goofy and uber swole.
Same with all the muscular characters though, just look at Sett or Mundo from the side and they look comical

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birb sexo

>wake up
>Shyvana still reworked

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Her base in-game model looks best. Still awaiting splash art for her skins, perhaps they can win me over to get one on her but probably not. I only really care if she's viable top, and since Riot said they want her to be mainly bruiser I guess she will be, but hard for me to tell without PBE. Reworked passive sure is nice.

>>559102728
Can you stop posting? You're, like, the only one that thinks she's ugly now. Go jack off to zoe or whatever you get off to

Shyvs original VA is still voicing her

League NEXT is seeming way bigger than anyone expected; a massive overhaul of a lot of old champions, integrating the game proper into the client, fixing ages old bugs, a "visual" and "gameplay" update to Summoner's Rift and more. I think if all of this lands it might seriously bring a lot of people back into the game, especially with things like voice chat likely coming out this year and being ready for next year when it comes out as well.
The only question is, do you trust Riot, /lolg/?

Just bought 4500 RP, what do I get?

>>559103030
pornbrained weirdo

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>>559102639
she's ready and waiting

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RIP ironscale waifu

>>559103157
Yeah, she finally has a real passive, PLUS it's stacking (for real this time), definitely going to see how she performs in the jungle now

>>559102728
I'm now thinking Riot took a page from Marvel Rival's book with Emma Frost.

>>559102728
Do men typically have fat tits?

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>>559103326
anon i didnt even say anything sexual. this is like textbook projection.

>2 months ago
>grand total of like 1-2 shyvanafags
>shyvana rework reveal
>suddenly two dozen "shyvanafags"
noticing

>>559103314
something for me? n i guess u can get a new icon for urself if theres anything left

>>559103203
2nd anon here that thinks new shyv is trash
go back to plebbit, this is not your personal hivemind

Why would they make her W the same as Sion? Its fucking lame

listening to the retards playing old shyvana was a mistake, she needed a sion level rework

>>559103465
Every rework ever

>>559103214
Good.

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>>559103451
wowzers got the artist?

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>>559103345
Good. Now we wait for Summer. We will be ready.

>>559103451
projecting how? pic rel (>>559103030) is literally a crop of some porn or whatever

>>559103304
>a massive overhaul of a lot of old champions
sauce???

>>559103493
You are mistaken and outnumbered, your opinion does not matter and riot does not care. Play something else. Hope this helps!

>>559102531
when you get a kill press crtl+5 thats the most important mechanic in her kit.

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>>559103734

>>559103783
Your life doesnt matter, pisskid

>Another rework where the default look is better than all of the skins
I mean, I guess Riot is saving me money.

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I will play her more once the rework is out, especially with my improving jungle knowledge. She's fun though if you know which fights to (not) take

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>>559103662
damn, that's gonna take a while

>>559103734
>>559102461
>Most of the team that normally make new champs are helping out with the large update (...)
>2027 will depend a lot on how (large update gets received)
Infer. They're saying that the champion designers are busy working on something else pertaining to the League NEXT project. What do you think the literal CHAMPION DESIGN team is doing? And the second line is probably his version of saying that if the old overhauls get well received and people don't mind less new champions, they'll keep at it and still release 1 champion a year and update old champions in their place.

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>>559103972
>RIOT, GIVE ME MORE SKINS I NEED CREDITCARDDEBT!!!

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Ironscale's tits look bigger than the other skins for some reason.

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https://magma.com/d/ic7qIEWtEJ

The SG theme Drawpile is Ready!

>>559103481
You'd have to give me sloppy top after every game bro

>>559104198
Why are you projecting like most people with stable jobs can't afford 10 skins a month without breaking a sweat?

>>559103662
Star Guardian Soraka is such an S+ tier skin. Or dare I say, GOATed skin

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>>559104106
Don't Worry. We have snacks, it'll be a good wait.

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i accidentally put my porn search into the champ select chat instead of my browser...
i already dodged so i just had to mute all and tank

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>>559104151
>tfw u will be 30 by the time the NEXT giga update comes out

>>559104598
post your search here let us judge

>>559104230
i still don't know how to draw fuck me

>>559104634
>30
welcome to the club, young one

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>>559104452
It's also the most revealing SG skin. The only other SG skin like her's is SG Ori.

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>>559104426
>I can afford 10 video game character skins per month
XD
Sugoi, wagie

>>559104874
>30 is young
are lolg all uncs wtf

>>559104908
And where did this fixation on me personally come from? Just say you lack money

>>559104230
I want to draw, but I don't want to leave another drawing unfinished

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>>559104495
let's go, I mean, let's wait

>>559105104
Nta but what’s the other drawing?

>>559105095
Just imagine yourself for a second.. you work 8 hours a day, for 5 days in a week including traveltime,break time etc. just so after an entire month you can buy yourself 10 different microsoft paint colorpalet edits of a chinese cartoon casino pointclicker.

>>559105412
yordles

>>559104939
Unc game, unc general

>>559105468
At least, yeah. I was making what is known as a generalization, an average. You can point and laugh all you want, but at the end of the day they're spending their own money on their hobbies

>>559104939
you think brainrot kids go on the internet and the first community they run into is 4ch? its an instagram/tiktok plague there, with only OGs left remaining here, there's ofc a handul of newcomers and youngsters but they fall to pressure and act how the uncs do, because WE set the standards

>>559105468
realistically 10 skins is like 2 hours of work if that

>>559105472
are you putting the faces on the yordles from last drawpile?

Skarner rework was a mistake

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>>559104847
Let's go to wait. There's gaming here.

>>559105841
They dont only spend money on their ""hobby"", but on their "my life is empty" addiction caused by predatory highly manipulative multibillion dollar corps that sell them a turn in a cardboard.
Theres even people who drove their car on a tree because lootbox addiction, and people going into credit card debt for ahri skins.
Sure, they can do what they want with their money. But the cause of their actions literally killed many people, turned videogames worse forever and made parents unhappy.

Its like you spend cash on screwing yourself over

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https://strawpoll.com/GeZARb9XRyV
https://strawpoll.com/GeZARb9XRyV
https://strawpoll.com/GeZARb9XRyV

Off meta........

>>559106243
>People lying about their age to feel younger
You're better than this lolg, you're like a woman in her 30s

the way supports treat adcs gave me a degradation fetish. i tried to escape to solo lanes but junglers are a much crueler master.

>>559106715
People here avoid quoting posts they're responding to, yes they're this petty.

>>559106243
>only 3 OGs
grim

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>>559106715
not all of us are lying!

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>>559106243
>30+
>3
How are you holding up my fellow boomer bros

never got a wife, never had kids, so I'm playing league with my free time and money enjoying life

>>559106210
Just say you hate it when others have fun. Do you have a lot of friends? A job?
>"but but le video games are getting worse!"
I used to say that shit when I was 18 and didn't spend my money on anything, instead making fun of people that did. Now I'm like "yeah I can spend 10 bucks on a skin that shows this character's tits" and then I have fun queueing with my friends. We even buy orbs every now and then and stream openings, it's great

>>559106120
Yeah i should. I think my screen had some shitty filter or something and Vex's hair was the wrong color, so I should fix that too

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>>559107015
being crushed by the relentless march of time

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>>559106995
when i dont lie about my age people think im lying about my age because im a freak.

>>559106715
i'm 24 and my lolg is 19
not all of us are ancient like you

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>>559107015
never been better actually

stop talking about age youre scaring the hoes
>>559107214
>>559107279

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>>559107279
what do you mean why would people think that

If you're younger than 30 i fucking hate you

im 28 years young

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>+22 for a win on a positive wr acc.

okay cool make this shit as cancer as possible nice thanks.

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>>559107585
nyo...

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>>559107214
You're only as old as you feel in your heart.
You gotta adapt to the flow of time rather than fighting it

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>>559107585
You probably already hated me, anyways.

>no 40+ anons in the thread
i dont believe you, lolg.

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>>559107583
i tell them im 28 and they say no i saw ur photos ur [age in early twenties].
happens when you look like youve been microdosing e since puberty.
maybe i have without knowing. i bet league is to blame.

uh oh lolg can't stop being a garbage hostile nigger filled space

>>559107015
Well enough, I used to have times where I'd think "oh god Ive been playing this game on and off for more than a decade", but honestly thats not so unusual with certain games these days

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>>559108072
Many such cases.

>>559108162
why are you avataring as nu shyvana. do you plan to main her? are you claiming her before anyone else can?

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>>559108014
might be a babyface issue i dunno. either that or you're just very meticulous with skincare

>>559107102
I just really dont like the idea that i go top my local store and buy myself a videogame for 90,10 yuro, put it into my console and see that its a grindy bloaty, tedious mess with the option to buy yourself xp boost in a cash store (singleplayer game). Run through empty fields where the content is DLC instead of included in the game.
I also dont really like how the entire mmo genre is just kickstarterscams, p2w mobile, glorified gambling simulators.
And overall every online game has predatory systems, including matchmaking systems designed to be less balanced nad make you play more games to get you addicted rather than getting you threw enjoying the game.
Companys even lie about their playernumbers to make their games seem bigger than they are, all to get you "the whale" to throw millions at them.

You fuck over yourself, and the entire videogame genre. But dont ask me, ask your own brain wether it finds 10 buxx for a 2d colorpalette worth it.

All your default copes are?
>I spent 20 buxx on box with turd in it? What you call me retarded? Lol, i can afford a box with shit in it.
Like no, the average rest of the 95% people in the world just dont feel the need for [Box with shit].
Which is also why these corporations only target 10% of the videoplayer commuinity.
>Approximately
5% to 10% of players (often called "whales" or "big fish") are responsible for the vast majority—roughly 50% to 70%—of all revenue generated from in-game microtransactions

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>>559108210
I'm just posting some fanart that I like of her. And I used to ava as old shyvana, too. But times changed.

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>>559107015
im at peak male sexual market value bro

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>>559108347
former more than the latter as the skincare only came into place in my early twenties rather than puberty!!
tho my trannytip for everyone is to have a skincare routine regardless (22+) and use sunscreen when appropriate. (look at uv rating not wether its cloudy uv doesnt care about clouds)
please riot return frozen mallet pleeeeeease

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Who fed Sona?

>>559108615
Its a lie homie. While it is true that you're more attractive to woman then ever, especially if you dont life with your mum.
(If you can say you have your own apartment you already belong to the upper echelon on okcupid)

Theres only singlemothers though

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This guy still owns some large % of g2 btw

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>>559108703
i don't know shit about skincare i just use moisturiser
as for uv i'll worry about that when we get more than 4 hours of sunlight a day

>>559108014
your voice is manly as fuck though

>>559108349
>ask your own brain wether it finds 10 buxx for a 2d colorpalette worth it
Oh fuck yeah, absolutely. I stopped going to mcdonald's after getting into league so I could use the saved money on skins instead
>Like no, the average rest of the 95% people in the world just dont feel the need for [Box with shit]
Most of the planet is broke as fuck, we're talking about first world countries here. Besides, art is subjective, I often disagree with my friends on what a good skin is and that's fine
>5% to 10% of players (often called "whales" or "big fish") are responsible for the vast majority—roughly 50% to 70%—of all revenue generated from in-game microtransactions
This does not mean anything in this context, plenty of people just buy the battlepass or get a single skin per event

You can complain about soulless cash grab games/dlcs all you want and you'd be right, but this isn't the place for it, we're talking about people buying skins in a multiplayer game with no dlcs and no pay to win. You do not speak for everyone when you say that no one should be spending money on games and you certainly do not speak for me. Now if you'll excuse me, I have exams to prepare for. Consider not being bitter 24/7, it's bad for your hair

>>559107453
>garden dwarf picture
german boomer?
>>559108127
certain? i feel like every game, theres nothing really new coming out thats worth your time (atleast for online games)

People are mad that the shyvana rework is a rework and not a complete deletion of the champion for a new one they probably still won't play

>>559109152
>we're talking about people buying skins in a multiplayer game with no dlcs and no pay to win
a game that is bloated with stuff aimed to make people addicted rather than fun, that could be a lot better without.
you're just screwing yourself with being a paypig

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>>559109072
>as for uv i'll worry about that when we get more than 4 hours of sunlight a day
you did not read my post correctly about uv's not caring about clouds!!
>>559109075
yea well i cant win it all ....
>>559104894
kindred deserves a star guardian skin man come on!! with cute eats like these please.

>>559109385
big L won bigly, RIP

>>559109385
Actually i think that riot should be sued and what they do illegal.
They allow you to spend real money on champs and skins for certain champs just to randomly take away your champ.
This should be punished with jailtime for worldwide scam, unless they give people the ability to refund all skins+champs for specific champ whenever they do a rework.

Not like they couldnt just make new champions.

>>559108976
wtf carlos is based now?

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basedbears are so fucking funny lol
Who came up with this?

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>>559104230
I want to draw something, but i like... don`t want to.

everyone complaining about how shyvana isn't goon material anymore
but no one even plays her

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>>559109473
it might not care about clouds but i do think it cares about sunset

>>559109393
Yes, but I'm past the point of being upset over it since people aren't just suddenly going to stop buying microtransactions. The government has to step in and regulate it, until then I'll just use the money that'd otherwise waste away due to inflation on a game I enjoy. Call it an addiction, but I'm having more fun than not playing this game.
The 1€/hour standard still applies

I can't prove it but I think shyvana was busywork for the useless DEI hires for the last decade

>>559110087
no one goons to her either
in comparison I'm erping with an akali right now

Onion Shyvana

>>559110087
There's like 2 anons that dislike the rework, the rest like it. I think she's more goonable now

>>559110314
There was like 6-8 anons who hated it untill some specific people claimed that they liked it

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>>559109473
A monkey's paw curls, and you get your SG Lamb. But she's a human. With no mask!

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+22 AND YOURE GIVING ME SHIT LIKE THIS YOU WANT ME TO RAMMUS MID THEN

post those shyvana masteries to prove you're not a bandwagoner

>>559110575
I only go off what I see in the threads, there's just yordlefucking all year round

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>>559110552
riot would get lynched, but not by me.
i think the porcelain incident scared them too bad.
but maybe theyve forgotten already, companies dont have very good memory.

Shyvana was always lame. Riot can't design good dragons at all

>>559110387
It'd be a lot easier with IDs, but here's a poll
>SHY GOON POLL
https://strawpoll.com/PKgle96L4Zp
>SHY GOON POLL
https://strawpoll.com/PKgle96L4Zp
>SHY GOON POLL
https://strawpoll.com/PKgle96L4Zp

>>559110024
Make something small. See if you're having fun with it.

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>>559110738
revolting. yordlefuckers give me the ick.
thats probably how some people feel about me, though. but i like to believe i still have more merit.

>>559109473
omg hi kindred!

The only thing I hated about old Shyv was the AP build and Im glad the rework is killing it, but Im certain in the coming days people will try to pretend it was an interesting/creative playstyle when in reality you were just a somehow worse Nidalee with essentially an AoE spear and that was all you did

Shyvana porn is all futa,scat,muscleshit or vore

Why didnt they talk about VC in the dev updatge?
It seems like kinda important, no? will they shelve the idea for a later time?

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>>559110850
There's a clear right answer

>>559111116
it was recorded too early

>>559111193
I look like this and I was born a man

Has the guy obsessed with black dick posted since shit started blowing up?

https://youtu.be/1cIprCFsnLw?si=b77sIohUVSd-F4Ox
>possibly new divisions for higher tiers
>maybe a new rank below Iron
>TrueSkill2 (matchmaking) still isn't released but being calibrated
>Season 3 of S16 will be more standalone

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>bye bye half of /lolg/

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Regarding voice chat

>>559111326
hasnt been seen in a while, hopefully deepthroated a gun barrel but more likely is either tormenting another general or spending time generating another thousand terabytes of ai porn for another go at it

>>559111367
>maybe a new rank below Iron
finally, the wood elo shall be a reality soon

>>559111367
>a new rank below Iron
for what fucking purpose?

>>559111367
>today is February 9th
bro this shit is literally a month old

>>559111829
What can they do? An AI like in Roblox that listens and records everything you say, to mute you if you say any bad words.

>>559111367
>>maybe a new rank below Iron
AJAHJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>559111957
You know how they made emerald because diamond was getting too inflated
It's probably like that with iron

>>559111957
maybe because challengers are 2300 LP? have you considered that my negroid friend?

>>559112048
doesnt rivals have some level of voice chat monitoring? id imagine something like that

>>559112146
MF mains getting their own rank???

>>559111957
Im pretty sure Iron is at least 60% smurfs/deranked accounts anyway

Aram mayhem has been made a permanent game mode
https://x.com/Sheep_Esports/status/2028500661948530699?s=20

>>559111957
>>559112146
Coal or wood call it

>>559112971
plastic

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sale this week

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>>559111193
havanna sis...

>>559113038
What the fuck is that Swain skin? What's wrong with his face?

>>559113290
not his best one though he is very highly decorated in that.

>>559113057
>A bunch of contrarian niggers are being a bunch of contrarian niggers
Many such cases

>>559113382
Contrarian website faggot

any pictures of Worlds 2014 shyvana?

>>559113517
Faggot website contrarian

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Keep thinking about sex.

>>559113574
Old or nu?

>>559113587
no

>>559113613
nu one. I like playing the old one it has good colors

>>559106243
Turning 30 this year, its basically over. Planning my assisted suicide in 10 years, inshallah

I really envy you, being able to spam league all day and think about nothing

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>>559113734
Here y'go

>>559107015
Bad, but knowing we are all together makes me feel better

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>>559108615
No woman would rather have a 40 year old balding unc over a man in his 20s if they had the same amount of money.
The only reason a woman would date a 40 year old balding unc is because hes wealthy and shes poor and she needs the money not because this gets the girls hot and bothered like a full head of hair never could.(and it wont be actual love it will be a transactional relationship where she pretends to date you in exchange for funds and as soon as cash runs out she runs out while cheating on you the entire time)
Also women mog mens SMV regardless of age.
A 80 year old granny gets more pull than any man.
Men age like fine wine nonsense was a scam.
People told you what you wanted to hear so you give them free advertising and donations.

keep thinking about fucking dragons

>>559113782
implying there's nothing i have to worry about!

>>559114150
I was never planning on stopping.

>>559113926
pretty cute, I think it's the blonde hair that makes me happy

>>559113782
i spam league and think about the destruction of israel all day

>>559111193
Yeah I do like most of the new skins more. Sucks about that primal skin but its splash art was shite anyway so not a huge loss for me personally
>>559113057
Rip

>>559113057
the old pc one was not necessary goonable since she's very skinny, however the design peaks with the wild rift preview model, the only thing missing from it is the tail which can be swapped out with the gauntlets

The recent dev update pisses me the FUCK off
What do you MEAN you are STILL trying to end Aram mayhem?
They literally admitted it's one of their most popular additions ever

>>559114310
Honestly, I kinda get you. She looks cute with it.
Ruined is easily her worst skin now, without seeing Dragon forms or Immortal Journey.

>>559111367
The TrueSkill2 one doesn't seem true, they definitely screwed the queue times/matchmaking again these last few days. Possible they are testing it live without saying a thing, and I wouldn't even be surprised about that.

Leaked new divisions:
Challenger
Grand Master
Master I
Master II
Master III
Diamond
Emerald
Platinum
Gold
Silver
Bronze
Iron
Stone

>>559114454
Having a lot of game modes isnt healthy for a game.
Not only does each game mode cost money to maintain and make fresh updates for but also it splits players among multiple queues slowing and lowering the quality of matchmaking down.

>>559114686
>Stone
Why?
>Master Divisions
Why?

>>559114686
The bottom one should be called Challenged

>>559114770
>>559114845
Tell it to Riot, not me

>>559114591
the splasharts will change my opinion more than they should, like how seeing cute ironscale shyvana before the game makes me root for her more. I'm also not very often noticing what the character model looks like in-game, but the ability vfx matter quite a bit

>>559115004
I think that it's a three prong deal. Her splashes always look great, but getting my hands on her then seeing dragon forms will help me really nail it down.

>>559114686
Source?

>>559111193
>Ice Drake is part of the Blackfrost skinline
>they don't actually rework the skin to be blackfrost
what the fuck is wrong with them?

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>>559115590

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>>559114686
>no wood

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>Adding a rank below Iron
Doesn't Bronze have far more players in it than Iron already, I remember when Iron was added even then it seemed excessive

so are any of shyvanna's skins good or is it just her default one? from what ive seen so far they look kinda thrown together

>>559114686
grass would be better
who cares about the rank name changes, its just same people in different "zones" on the list from shit to non-shit

>>559117173
Ironscale more booba, Boneclaw got covered up, Ice Drake is now the most coomer skin, Darkflame is now like the Wild Rift version

>>559117173
So far I prefer the default one.
We still don't know how the dragon form looks like for all skins, or how they look in motion.

>>559117173
Iron scale is her best and default to me.

it's a bit of a shame the new shyvana is going to be another brainless nocc bruiser, but at least she has endgame stacking and fun dragon form

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>Stone division

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does ally redemption work if u get ulted by morde

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>Rock division

>>559118000
grug no like iron smurfs.
grug want be stone
stone home

>>559117352
>>559117380
i guess we will have to see in game then tomorrow probably.. i hope its cool and nice, and i hope her gameplay is fun

>>559116532
Then stone will just be the new iron. The new challenger lp thresholds are the same - same relative distribution, different numbers, do not get attached to the latter

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>>559118147
>>559118000
So anyway
BAM

>queue supp
>jungle asks for role swap because his retarded adc can't play without him
>fine, I know how to play jungle
>bot runs it down, fails two ganks vs engage support under our tower (???)
>weakside.png
>mid gets free roams and is giga fed 15 minutes in
>mid diff.jpeg
>play with top, but it's too late since they get most objectives and we cannot kill their 6/1 adc as his support is babysitting him and my support stuns the adc instead of the support (when I have my own cc)
>they refuse the first ff and drag the stomp out another 5 minutes
I'm never role swapping again, these mouthbreathers are genuinely retarded

>>559118098
No

>>559118647
did you lose your previous game and the one before it perhaps?

when you play this game remember the 4 people are your team are the most worthless dog shit human beings you could ever come across

>>559118779
Nah, first game of the day

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FUCKING FAGGOT ASS KIDS THAT PLAY YI ON NA

anyway i hope shyvanna doesnt look like a roidfoid in game like illaoi does
that ice skin kinda does but the default looked better

>buy featured skin on sale
>realize I had its shard 10 minutes later
What is this mental illness called and how do I kill myself as quickly as possible?
Only 3$ though all good

this game is so trash to even load up

LOVE league of legends.
Great game

>>559119389
This
its probably one of the best games ever made
the community is trash though

>>559119389
league of legends loves me like a selfish abuser masked as lover who takes all your love then says you are not good enough before tempting you once more to push you down further

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me and league of legends

If you truly love league you need to accept that the game won't love you back

>stone divison
this nigga a pebble

the game is so fucking trash to play

We won all our games today

Gem division

>>559121245
Missed oppurtunity to call it "coal" tier

>>559120734
i already accept no one will love me back i persist to give my love however small it is as the alternative is death. league has a small part of my love in the same way, it is no longer the game i used to distract myself ,it has changed beyond recognition but it still has place.

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chances of new Shyvana being OP?

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Syndra agrees to take your virginity under 1 condition.
She gets to castrate you so you dont infect her(or any other woman)with your inferior genes.
You will get some temporary magic fake genitals that cant get her pregnant and are big enought to satisfy her and can go all night and then once morning comes the spell will end and the magic cock and balls will disapear and you will be left an eunuch for the rest of your life(your original genitals will never come back they're destroyed for good) but you get to not die a virgin.
Are you in?
Why?/Why not?

>>559122031
The stacking passive sounds nice, idk if it applies to jungle monsters though. The extra life steal sustain is great, too, but I don't think you can just jump in 1v5

>>559122068
what.

>>559111957
So account sellers can make even more money selling smurf accounts

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Ahri is spacious

>>559122031
Depends entirely on how well her passive scales, let alone her W and R scalings that go off of it.
Definitely not impossible though.

if my jungler taxes a wave each time he gets botside do i need to specify this in the grief report or does detection look for it already

>>559122630
Take one of his camps

every lobby i just queue into poor people whose pc can only play this game and roblox

shyvana looks like shit now
literally illaoified her

>>559122853
You're a niggalow

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>when you kill the mega void crab and you see the fuckton of wards everywhere

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here's your shyvana for the night

>>559123134
ALEX SEXO

Shyvana gets 3 armor and mr everytime she kills a jungle camp and more if dragon or champion
She starts by invading enemy jungle gets 3 camps
Then she does her own jungle
Gets crab
And she has like 30 bonus armor and mr lvl 4
So with her base included she has like 70 armor and mr at the start of the game which is 41% damage reduction just on lvl 4
Unless they give her dogshit base armor and magic resist to balance it that seems kind of strong

>>559122932
yea i'm playing norms on your dead fucking trash game lol

>>559123276
the tradeoff is that she's obviously going to deal no fucking damage the whole game

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sex with new shyvana!
finish on her rock hard abs!

>>559123276
Let me have an OP champ of my own, everyone else has theirs

559123429
least obvious riot shill

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heres your top laner for the day. keep queing up.

>>559123429
Idk why she's kind of flat in this one, she has massive honkers in her new skins
>>559123563
3/5 aram coin tosses
1 normal with good performance
1 (unlucky?) 15ff
What's your point nigga

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>>559123429
>Finish on her rock hard abs!

>They already started to give ps4 titles a ps5 remastered version
Cant make it up

>>559124308
Remaster this life *dies*

>>559121462
Beautifully said anon, in a depressing kind of way

>>559123563
>does well with Gnar in one game
>queues ranked
>immidietely counter picked by Malphite
>people in Bronze elo counter picking
This game is dead

>>559103783
I think Shyvana looks like a troon.

>>559124308
PS4 was 13 years ago.
I dont see anything wrong with remastering a 13 year old game.
Thats almost as much time as the time between SNES and PS3

>>559124535
I only operate in a depressing kind of way. I am broken.

Running low on interceptors, Noxus and its allies are floating thr idea of deploying fat lesbians onto the battlefield to screech shuriman missiles to death

desu i looked at the shyvana abilities and they look kinda lame, it kinda looks like they removed whatever skill expression or unique stuff she had and now she just runs at you and spams her buttons mindlessly
sad.. another statcheck bruiser i wont be playing..

>>559125137
>skill expression
>on old shyvana
you can't be serious

>>559124704
Bro, its literally tales of berseria and the ps5 remastered version looks the exact same as the regular ps4 version.
You can get ps4 version for 5-10 buxx and the remastered for 50 and both run on the same console

>>559125137
She got the gaydyr treatment and soibear run

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darn wasnt good enough to carry peak bronze 4 player guess i have to lose to the mundo 2 shotting everything in the game.

but hey if i keep going on 8 game winstreaks i might hit gold in 2 winstreaks!

>>559125137
Honestly a solid bait, fooled me for a sec

>>559106140
Agreed, he was my favorite champion by far, playing skarner top and pulling champions under the tower was the funniest thing you could do in lol.

>>559125254
i mean, she doesnt even have e mark anymore
like she didnt have much but now she has none
also her q got turned into literal copypaste of zaheen q and you cant do the weird crit stuff anymore
and her w is literally identical to sion w
>>559125493
im not even baiting

>>559125258
>tales of berseria
And whats crazy about remastering a 10 year old ancient game?
If someone was 8 years old when it came out they would be 18 now

>>559125489
deaths dance is so good on irelia idk how you could ever not build it
also
>merc scimitar with no malzahar
>stridebreaker
i think you lost to shopkeeper here boss

>>559125723
That it looks the exact same, runs on the exact same console and just costs 5-10 times more.
Its like releasing the same game on the same console twice without any improvement, dont you see it?
Even if they are 10 years older now, they could just get the 10 times cheper version since its the exact same?

and we're back with another episode of the rework cycle on lolg, where the names change but the script stays the same

I am impressed that riot can still make a champ not overloaded with 10 dashes, untargetability, and executes without counterplay

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listening to MANLY nightcore while CANCERGLIDING on NIGGERlow bobs and DICKING DOWN my janna otp egirl after every game with my girthy 10 inch COCK
https://youtu.be/3SJJrnafioI

>>559126157
if they didn't have all those things then an adc might be able to survive more than 2 seconds on the screen and we simply cannot have that here at riot games

>>559126157
why would they? its the reason why powercreep exists, they spend money and time making a new champ, if no one wants to play it then it was a waste of both.

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>>559122461

https://www.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/news/dev/dev-bans-for-severely-abusive-chat/
watch out if i catch you typing in vgs i will report you and get you permabanned
:)

>>559124883
I am reaching your state, slowly but surely

illaoi is the most fair, well designed, and high skill cap juggernaut

covid and autism may have taken my high school experience from me, but on lolg this is my high school and im the queen bee bitch *stings you*

>>559126527
wish this was implemented earlier so gneedra was a game banned rn instead of chat banned after i reported him ingame+ticket