Thread #559292738
HomeIndexCatalogAll ThreadsNew ThreadReply
H
Previous: >>559277572

>Global Game News
Link your account to Cygames iD
Current Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"
Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Ardan (3*)
Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Agnes Digital (Power), SR Ines Fujin (Wit)
Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m
03/02 - 03/12 - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left/Winter/Sunny/Firm
03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards
03/02 - First Anniversary Part 1
03/05 - Admire Vega (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Fine Motion (SSR)
03/12 - First Anniversary Part 2
03/12 - Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*), Narita Top Road (SSR)
03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event
03/12 - Trackblazer Release date [Speculated]
03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)
03/23 - First Anniversary Part 4
03/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races
03/26 - First Anniversary Part 4
03/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Roby Roy (SSR)
03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200
https://umamusume.com/news/100040/
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino Drive
New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" released

Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
Cygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/

>Thread Clubs
https://rentry.co/umaglobalclublist
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.

>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/93
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
Umamusume Birthday Calendar
https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthday
Uma Text
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
+Showing all 755 replies.
>>
thank you ulala
>>
good thread
>>
>>559292821
>pit slut
>>
>tfw bamboozled
Why would you do such a thing?
>>
Reminder that Rebricked recruits from discord.
>>
>>
>>
>>559292482
Hate to break it to you but all umas are woke unless they were mares IRL
What, you like stallion umas? Congratulations, you're woke and into trannies now
>>
this bread is better
>>
>>559292939
>fuji
No
>>
>>559292794
Yeah, I saw that while backreading. I didn’t put out a recruitment post, especially not on /v/ma.
>>
>>559292879
no reason
>>
File: tachymad.jpg (82.8 KB)
82.8 KB
82.8 KB JPG
link a /v/ma thread. You can't because there aren't any
>>
>>559292738
Cute OP!
>>
>>559292957
>implying I waifu stallions
>implying I would a uma
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>559292957
You're supposed to use that image for rape and anal related posts...
>>
>>559293131
>Gentilfags are fatfags
>>
New thread
>>
>>
>>559293231
>Gentilfags
>>
>>559293231
i confirm.
>>
>>
Now that global lost and JP won, what's the fate of this general?
>>
>>559293231
feeder franchise. everyone here loves fat chicks
>>
real thread
>>559292484
>>559292484
>>559292484
>>
>>559293368
Deporting you back to India/Africa
>>
>>559293403
you've already lost
jannies will clean you up
>>
Retards
>>
>>559293346
>>559293376
>>>/out/
>>
File: teio7.png (378.9 KB)
378.9 KB
378.9 KB PNG
post the image of grass wonder teasing summer spe-chan's big round belly, I forgot to save it
>>
>>559293403
We lost this one bwo, we'll just remove the JP news from the next one since that has been working good
>>
>>559293475
>Forever Hag
>>
>>559292738
Take it easy on the vandalism. At the least respect the general name, and stop the thread wars.
It'll unironically kill the general.
>>
>>559292794
The only thing this retard will achieve is no more delisting clubs, ever, because nobody believes anything anymore
Or maybe that's the entire point?
>>
>>
>>559293518
best I can do is this
>>
>>559293643
>yurislop too
>>
Nice general, globalbabs
>>
>>559293527
based
uma troonshave the worst and most mentally ill fanbase
>>
>>
>>
>>
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
I WILL RAPE YOU
>>
>>559293812
>Ai is looking like a dementia patient(giraffe)
grim
>>
>>559293887
old hag just don't feel like running sometimes
>>
>>559293921
rude
>>
>>559293830
I HATE CURREN
>>
>>
>>
>>559293830
wife
>>559293974
piss off curryrice
>>
>>
>>
>>559293982
>literal rape
>>
Out of curiosity: did anyone here actually visit the farms where the horses are?
>>
>>559294120
he 'looks like he's seen some shit
>>
dumbest part of /uma/ is that after 6 months and rates being publicly available to view ingame they still think 2 card banners split the rates from each other instead of the general pool
>>
>>
>>559293830
I HATE CURREN
>>
File: IMG_2313.jpg (1.8 MB)
1.8 MB
1.8 MB JPG
is city a viable option for cm?
>>
>>559293982
I find it hard to believe that there are no cases of umas raping men in uma musume since the stronger beings will always take advantage of their position
>>
>>
>>559293475
nepobaby bitch with fake plastic tits funded by her father
>>
>>
>>559294280
I don't know what level of queer suppression you're on but it's enough to get you sectioned
>>
>>559294348
Pace Festival City is pretty good if it works (aka low front rooms)
>>
how long before we get a torenasexual gyaruma?
>>
>>
>>559294213
It still feels bad to get an Ayabe instead of Fuku, a Satono instead of Kita and a Kawakami instead of Fine though
>>
>>559294595
yeah maybe but its not like it was 'stolen' from you
and Kawakami is a good TT card, not the end of the world if you get a copy or two
>>
>>559294280
>yurishit
Neck yourself, tranny
>>
>>559294479
You like two women together because you have AGP
I like two women together because I want to goon
There's only one faggot here and it's (You)
>>
>>559293475
>JUST noticed she has different colored eyes for some reason
>>
>>
>>559294479
is this what sweepydev does in his free time
>>
its always the Male that posts trans art and calls himself a heterosexual
>>
>>
>>559294479
>yuri
>queer
Just say you like seeing girls kiss and smash clams like a normal person
faggot
>>
>>559294479
Kitasan...don't look...
>>
>>559294461
>>
>>559294823
You are consuming gay porn like what else do you want to call it buddy
>>
>>559293074
Everyone is talking about Resident evil bwo
>>
>>
w-what do you mean n-nobody has been banned yet?
>>
>>559293074
there is that resident evil bobo mod.
>>
hehe
>>
8 PM in Indonesia btw
>>
>>
I like yuri...
I like het too but I like yuri more...
>>
this thread will be better
>>
>>
doto would accidentally poke a hole in your condom
>>
>>559295071
The problem was never in liking something (unless you are a schizo)
>>
i only like yurislop if there's cunny included
>>
>>
>>559295212
>accidentally
>>
>c*ndom
>>
post something cute
>>
>>559295287
Ugly gyaru
>>
>>559295301
Protected sex is best sex, condoms are a must.
>>
>>
>>559295219
transgirl x loli is the peak of art but everyone gets sooo fucking twisted over it
bonus if the tgirl is fat
bonus if she has a horse penis
>>
>>559295287
Beautiful gyaru
>>
>>559295442
anon...
that's too obvious as a bait...
>>
>Jordan
Exclusively fucks fat, balding Oji-sans with cocks over 9 inches
>Shiichi
Only fucks gaijins and kokujins hence her blonde hair for maximum mate attraction
>Palmer
Baits homeless men and scum of society to ravage her in alleyways in the most degrading way possible
>Helios
Pure
>>
>>559295442
i know a teiobro post when i see it
>>
>>
File: Ok!!.mp4 (2.6 MB)
2.6 MB
2.6 MB MP4
Extremely horrendously early good night friends!
>>
so wit is more important for front runner and power for late right?
how much wit on late?
>>
>>
>>559295493
>too obvious
you think me a bitch?
https://files.catbox.moe/419xz4.png
>>
>>559295605
800 minimum
>>
>>559295590
these keep getting earlier
do you even get out of bed babubwo
>>
I refuse to believe you guys are real
>>
>>559295590
gn and take care
>>
not clicking that, faggot
>>
>>
>>559295671
since when is nambo so sexy?
>>
haru...
>>
>>
>no event
>MANT is next week
>no spark reroll
>already done with the missions
Why the fuck am I even playing for this week
>>
>>
>>
this thread is shit already im going to sleep
>>
>>559295737
How about saying something to prove you are real?
>>
>>
>>559295687
and power?.
>>
>>559295524
Helios gives candy to fillies and forces them to get inside a white van
>>
>>
>>
>>559295852
No fat porn
>>
does Taiki's hat have holes for her ears?
>>
>>559295967
around 800ish. just hit your accels.
>>
>>559295804
>>559295671
>>559295287
>>559295995

stop making me want to eat umas
i am fasting
>>
>>559295692
Probably some shit with his dad
>>
>>
>>559295524
Helios is for shota
>>
>>559295401
You must continue your trainee's bloodline
>>
>>559296147
My fuarking heroes...
>>
>>
>>559296224
No, also Dia is ugly
>>
>>559296127
>>559295852
>>559295518
>>559295420
>>559294823
>>559294794
>>559294223
>>559294103
>>559293605
>>559293475
>>>/Umajp/
Spamming niggers
>>
Name a CM where Dober Inherit is useful
>>
>ochinchin?!
>>
Mackween
>>
>>
>>559296268
You must be blind.
>>
>>559296335
Licking Curren's sweat
>>
>>
>>
>>559296318
plenty of them in 2027!
>>
>>
>>559296147
>>559296242
I look like this
>>
>>559296318
The next CM after hanshin 3200
>>
>>
>>559296318
mmm finally a CM where i can use her inher-
>rushed
>>
who is this? someones oc?
>>
>>559296529
john cyge's himself
>>
>>559296529
Yes
>>
>>
>>559296529
>>
File: IMG_2316.jpg (2.8 MB)
2.8 MB
2.8 MB JPG
yeeeeeey i got dirt S
thoughts on this so far for cm?
>>
yanko umanko
>>
>>559296529
mr.cb if she red
>>
>>559296318
Aries Cup
Taurus Cup
Leo Cup
Sagi Cup
>>
>>
>>559296242
I've never seen tentacle NTR before.
Monster, yes. Beastmen, yes. Animals, yes. But never tentacles.
>>
File: file.png (108 KB)
108 KB
108 KB PNG
is this usable?
>>
>>559296572
you're about to die in tenospring
>>
>>
>>559296670
yes
>>
>>559296572
looking good anon, goodluck!
>>
>>559296638
ironic weebs have a very vague definition of ntr
if there's rape it's ntr
>>
>>559296318
Sagittarius
>>
>>559296572
3 clocks to barely survive haruten
>>
>>559293518
>>
>>559296572
Uh-oh...
You better learn some stamina skill soon...
>>
>>559296529
>>559296563
>>559296571
Talk about the (English) game or fuck off already
>>
>>559296775
Why is grass disgusted?
>>
>>
>>559296572
kek she's not going to make it to the cm
>>
>>559296224
sexy Dia and hag Dia
>>
>>
>>559296785
>>559296763
>>559296716
>>559296690
fuck
why is a mile horse supose to win a long race
this game is beyond retarded
ruined my run
>>
>>559296962
how much stamina does she need?
>>
>>559296962
>why is a mile horse supose to win a long race
hmmmmmmmm...
>>
>>559296962
try more guts and stam next time at that point before pivoting back to speed/power/wit
>>
can anyone post a good base urara with d*ck for aquarius i can't fucking do this shit fuckass affinities and growth ong
>>
>>559296962
Gold City's entire career is a humiliation ritual.
>>
>>559297204
WHY DID YOU TOLDED ME THEN THAT SHE IS GOOD FOR NEXT CM REEEE
>>
who needs wit cards???
>>
Gold city was a pathetic racehorse
>>
>>559294213
>they still think 2 card banners split the rates from each other instead of the general pool
they can't be really that retarded... right?
>>
>>559297310
it was a typo i meant she's good for SM
>>
ricepussy
>>
>>559297415
it is the main justification people use to try and convince you that finemo/smaru is a good banner
>>
What's the best carat/uma planner? I've been using this simple one I found online but it's not very accurate, it's been a month but it's off by 100 or so pulls
>>
Just got Gold City and she has D in Dirt

How should I build her for this CM? Is she better as pace or late?
>>
>>559297369
how is your jp trash account in ingurish?
also why are you here?
>>
>>559297590
Original or Geisha?
>>
>>559297591
Hachimi Edge
>>
>>559297590
original late, get pump/OYL/redshift
festival pace, get plancha + mummy creek inherit
>>
>>559297625
OG
>>
>>559297439
secondaries meeting?
>>559297590
just dont do it… i just got raped trying
>>
>>559297369
delete yourself attention whore neko neko neko nigga nigga nigga nigga xddd le nigga tiktok uma im JAPANESESEEEEEEEEEEEE HEAR ME ROAR
>>
>>559297590
Geisha is better pace, first I made her late but the problem is that lates are 9, 8 or 7th place so her ultimate doesn't trigger. You need her run pace
>>
>>559296905
My autistic wife!
>>
>>559297686
Go late, grab FF from Oguri, you have OYL base
>>
Mambo!
>>
>>559297728
but all her skills are for late?
>>
>>559296428
>love confession under the festival's fireworks
>trainer and trainee start kissing while whispering suki suki
>umapyoi
This happens for every single trainee except Falcuck, she cries during that summer night instead.
>>
>>559297369
>Using a non global uma as practice
Retard fuck off to umajp
>>
>>
>>559296741
according to panda, if there is a black man involved, the title should have NTR, even if the woman is single and has no known male acquaintances
>>
>>559297369
Based Speedtard
>>
>>559297584
>what's the best carat planner
your brain (exceptions may apply*)
>>
File: IMG_2677.jpg (76.6 KB)
76.6 KB
76.6 KB JPG
>>559297369
I do not think a front runner should have 800 wit on a mile, but I do think Calstone Light O is cute
>>
>Urara misses TWO 3 blue sparks
Guess I didn't need SPEED or STAMINA
>>
>>559297795
That's true but her signature skill is so strong you can't waste it. In any case you're gonna run NSM (gold), Doto inherit, pasa or mummy inherit so that's 2 golds worth of skills. The trick is to run Mayano SSR in your borrow slot to get good pace skills like head-on, straightaway adept hints, corner adept hints etc etc, then hope you inherit mile something, you can also take head-on

Skills aren't the problem if you run her pace
>>
>>
>>
Uma with the most lickable feet?
>>
New fag here. Is it a good time to pick up this game?
>>
>>559298420
Yes
>>
>>559297369
Needed more guts
>>
>>559298414
McQueen. My evidence? The tickle torture picture.
>>
>>559296318
Satsuki Sho CM, Derby, Takarazuka Kinen, Japan Dirt Derby, Queen Elizabeth 2 cup and Arima Kinen
>>559296437
Nah it's shit for that CM
>>
>>559298420
just don't even try to be a metafag and you'll have fun
>>
>>
>>559298420
Yeah, just have fun, you'll earn as many carats as everyone else
>>
>>559298420
Yeah however

If you're a poor tryhard then wait 1 or 2 days to reroll accounts
If you're a rich tryhard then buy a chink account to get you started
If you're a casual then be yourself
>>
>>
>>559297948
this is really cute
>>
soon
>>
>>559298613
This is probably the best advice, just buy an account to catch up. It's honestly extremely good value since you've yet to spend time or money
>>
>>
where is the bideogame discussion
>>
>>559298414
>>
>>559298735
>>559298727
>>559298183
>>559297962
Fuck off
>>
average spic meme be like LE QUITASAN BLAQUE ESPOSA DE LA SANTOS LOS POLLO HERMANOS AYUDA DE LA SELENE DELGADO MI PALATATA HON HON HON DE POROHIBIDA ES TACO
>>
>>559298719
Plus accounts are sadly kinda cheap due to botting, I hate to condone the practice but you'll get way more bang for you buck
>>
>>
>>559296670
IIRC in mant wit sparks will be pretty helpful.
>>
>>
>>559298826
>>
>>559298826
>HON HON HON
Isn't that french?
>>
>>559298826
average burger meme be like hhmmm these umas talked once that means they're gay for each other haha I'm trans btw
>>
>>
>>559298957
idk gwochacho
>>
>>559298826
truuuu
>>
>>559298727
thats a child
>>
>>559298826
Funny enough it's still more unique than our jp schizo's usual posts
>>
>>
All me
>>
>>
>>
>>559298414
be careful because they stink
>>
>>559298618
French guys are so lucky...
>>
Can you guys share a parent for Falco with groundwork and some mile sparks (maybe angling and scheming too)? the one I found would require 30 runs to get lucky enough....
>>
>>
>>559299394
Angling is a must have skill, it's not just maybe
>>
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shCnkRDtTag
>"the timing of this card is very good"
>"every single deck until ramonu uses fine motion card"
>"it's not worth rolling for it during the maruzensky banner"
no you dont get it /uma/ is still gaslighting :)
>>
>>
>>559298826
we call them latinx around here, bigot
>>
>>
I hate tourist so much
>>
>>559299536
purchase an a-
>raid shadow legends sponsor
wait wtf
>>
>>
>>559299603
does he actually trigger ad breaks whenever he does this? i have youtube premium so i haven't seen a youtube ad in years and forget mid roll ads are even a thing.
>>
>>559299536
meh
i'm gonna keep using my lb0 copy that I spooked into
>>
I'm so shit at TA rtz makes it look so ez
>>
>>559299536
this dude's entire channel is literally just reading off the reference doc btw
>>
>>
>>559299480
That makes it worse... I've been unable to find a around sky with good affinity for Falco and I don't have her myself.
>>
>>559299536
Wasn't this guy telling people to skip FM and roll NTR a week ago?
>>
>>559299904
You can win without groundwork but it's literally impossible to win without angling
>>
>>559299914
i love how you can just make shit up by posing it as an innocent question
>>
>>
>>559298826
And it's still funny every single time (I don't understand a single word)
>>
>>559300047
>>
icarus will be unleashed in mant
>>
>>
>>559299881
FUCK YOUJ
>>
>>559299881
>sharteezy
GET YE GONE
>>
File: BRO.jpg (49.9 KB)
49.9 KB
49.9 KB JPG
YOU'RE ACE RUN GWO
>>
>>
FM hardly even matters in MANT compared to Aoharu, unless you're taking her for the skills
>>
>>559300514
Fuck off to umajp
>>
>>559299784
Did mine on phone
>>
>>559300516
witGAWD said she's a must pull doe
>>
>>
>>
>>559300516
wtf did Marvelous Sunday die?
>>
I am about to go full tilt
>>
>>559300516
erm this picture says it's one of the best cards in mant tho...
>>
>>559300516
I fully trust this random card rating system I know nothing about. As long as it's someone else making decisions for me, I am happy.
>>
>>559300516
>Hardly even matters
>Still S tier
Are you perhaps retarded?
>>
Ayabe releases tomorrow and there's not a single gaslight about pulling her.
>>
>>559300608
>>559300569
>>
>>559300847
She gets a 10 pull but I need Kitasan
>>
>hmmm surely i don't need skills to clear ura finales i will do it later
>flops the finals
>>
>>559300006
Found it, he is literally telling you to skip FM to get NTR
I fucking hate these gaslighters who probably doesn't even know how to play the game
https://youtu.be/iuUSU5bEqhw?t=984
>This card is very very good. However, the timing is very very sus. This banner is right before the scenario banner of top road speed.
>you may want to ration out your pools here and there. You can commit a lot into fine motion, but you may not have enough for Narita top road. You may skip fine motion here and then commit a lot into Narita top road
https://youtu.be/iuUSU5bEqhw?t=1359
>Most of you guys would probably be either pulling Narita Top Road or Fukukitaru just to have a very strong speed card for the make a new track scenario.
>>
>>559298826
Average amerimuttoid meme be like THIS UMA IS BUILT FOR BBC THIS UMA NEEDS 3 BIG BLACK DICKS IN HER HOLES O ALGO OR HOWEVER THE WALMART CART IS PUSHED
>>
>>559300847
>no one cares for the worst uma of the game
as it should be
>>
>Finish career's final race
>The new day prompt softlocks my game
epic
>>
Free pull GODS
>>
AAIIEEEEE WHERE ARE THE SHOES
>>
>>559300597
He said to pull her together with Maruzen, in Grand Live
>>559300719
The picture says it's relatively not as impactful as in other scenarios
>>559300812
Complete the quote
>>
cygenerous
>>
>>559301106
>not new
>>
>>559300986
I want to believe the way how they decide "who to pull" or "must pull" is the sloptubers discussing about it, and agreeing what's the final verdict so they're consistent of what to gaslight.
>>
HOT HOURS
ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL
>>
File: file.png (1.4 MB)
1.4 MB
1.4 MB PNG
>>
>>559301164
She loves me that much
>>
1 (ONE) (UNO) (いち) free pull
>>
>>559300886
Mhm... nyo
>>
gol shichi
>>
>>559301020
rude
>>
>>559300986
you now remember the reference doc telling everyone to skip on pitasan rerun (literally the best banner in the game)
>>
File: 1.png (597 KB)
597 KB
597 KB PNG
spe love
>>
was the 601 stat threshold really necessary too
>>
>>559301295
lol
only speed cards you need soon is MLB fuku and MLB NTR
>>
Umazing!
>>
how many more chocos do we get? i want to plan them out
>>
>>559301257
Ugly whore
>>
>>559298414
I'm not a feetfag but I wouldn't mind kissing them
>>
>>559301295
not entirely wrong, if you don't hit 3LB then she's a brick
>>
File: file.png (570.6 KB)
570.6 KB
570.6 KB PNG
AAIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
time to beat up Taylor Swift
>>
>>559301464
that's every card...
>>
>>559301280
i think she is cute
she is just worthless in a race in this game
>>
>>559301295
>just borrow a card that was released 2 weeks after the release of the game for the entirety scenario 1, 2, 4 and 5 bro
This is beyond retarded
>>559301464
What if you dont hit 3LB on Fukukitaru, NTR, Tachyon, Maruzensky and all the cards they tell you to pull instead?
>>
>>559301295
Fukukitaru in MANT is to Kitasan what Kitasan was to Sweep and the other SR speed cards back on release
>>
>>559301508
not at all
>>
File: file.png (548.7 KB)
548.7 KB
548.7 KB PNG
gold shitty...
>>
>>559301660
ok name 3
if you say pal cards I'm going to rape you
>>
>>559301295
>>
>>559301486
That's my wife
>>
>>559301445
Hope you got what it takes to keep this up for the years to come
>>
>3rd
>3rd
>4th
life of Late Surger...
>>
>>559301741
Riko, Tazua and Aoi
>>
>>559301642
Kitasan still gives more stats and has an excellent gold skill
>>
STOP IT
>>
>>559301789
Fuck off
>>
Kaichoucolate
>>
you guys are beyond retarded, never seen a general be so blatantly ignorant about the game they play daily than this one
>>
:OOOOOOOOOOOO
IT'S FINALLY MY TURN
>>
>>559301876
>gives more stats
impossible in current scenarios
>>
>>559302016
oh no no no no no
>>
>1 More Free!
Shouldn't the count go up? Don't tell me...
>>
where more content?
>>
desu wa
>>
>>559301995
It's JPniggers pretending to be retarded in order to make others make stupid decisions to brick their account, and those JPniggers don't even play the game either
>>
>>559301741
finemo
creek
mr CB
smaru
palmer (stamina)
palmer (speed)
sounds of earth

just off the top of my head
>>
>>559302116
what do you think the log in countdown is retard
>>
>>559302197
Duramente (stamina)
>>
File: file.png (20.8 KB)
20.8 KB
20.8 KB PNG
Wahey!
>>
>>559302102
I thought it was that Red Teio brat but it really is her
I'm truly blessed
>>
GET YOUR RAINBOW CRYSTALS
>>
>>559302425
Congrats
>>
Rate my choco pull plan
Have:
Taishin
Scarlet
Rudolf
Will get:
Brian
Fuji
Hayahide
Taiki
Would get if there were more days:
Oguri
Tama
Bourbon
Vodka
>>
nyooooooooo
>>
>>
Reminder that Kitasan is the best speed card for front runners even during MANT
>>
>>
a reply after 90s or smth
>>
fuck you gold shitty
you don't belong on the race track
go back to posing and flautning your body in front of the camera
>>
>>
File: file.png (696.8 KB)
696.8 KB
696.8 KB PNG
nyo... what do I do now
>>
I jobbed to Dazzling Smile again...
>>
Another pair for the collection... These look extra stinky...
>>
>>559302789
Agnes or Mejiro
>>
>>
>>
Instead of asking which clubs use discord, let's ask which clubs have the best discord
>>
>>
>>559303035
>>
>>559303063
But she's a top and your a bottom
>>
>>
>>
chill out with your AI spam, oniichan
>>
>>
>>559296359
Reverse image search can't find me the sauce boss, where'd you get this?
>>
NEICHA'S EVENT CHAIN DIDN'T FINISH AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>559303154
>>
https://x.com/i/status/2029127733222228160

For reference, over the past year Meisho Doto has been on a carbohydrate restriction due to a medical condition, and even foster parent members like myself are not allowed to give him treats.

Because of this, from Doto’s perspective, visitors are no longer “people who give him carrots,” but rather “people who scratch his itchy spots.” That’s why he comes closer and positions the itchy areas toward us like this.

I am fully aware of the potential danger of standing behind a horse. However, Doto is very accustomed to people, and in this case he is voluntarily approaching to be scratched, so the level of risk is low.

※Only RHA members are permitted to interact with Doto.
>>
>>559303372
I made it
>>
>>559302882
that's not proper
>>
>>
>>559303372
You just didn't try hard enough
>>
>>
>>
>>559303518
Oh I just tried yandex and saucenao and got no hits. Fair enough ty anon
>>
>>
>>
Does FM come with free pulls?
>>
>>559302882
SUZUKA PANTYHOSE... The view up her skirt is mine...
>>
>>559303749
if it doesnt show up on saucenao or yandex then it's either too new to have been put on a booru or sloppa. but google seems to track twitter pretty well so it's good at identifying both of those cases.
>>
>>559303824
5 singles
>>
>>559303816
useless whore, only good for her sex appeal
>>
I'm about to become Ulala's daddy...
>>
>>559301106
Explode gently
>>
AI Generated Uma
>>
>>
>>
>>559303975
This might be true but that's mean to my wife
>>
>>559303423
Poor doto....
>>
>>559293982
I don't get it
>>
File: file.png (373 KB)
373 KB
373 KB PNG
>3 sleep deprived in a row
>>
>>559304126
I'd pindown and rape scarlet after she gives me her chocolate
>>
>11/10 highroll run
>everything going literally absolutely wonderfully perfect
>5 double circles vs Riko
>...
You know what? Fuck NSM. I've done too many runs to get a perfect run like this and I'm not throwing it away just because I don't have a single skill.
>>
>>559303423
Do not be fooled, this is a ploy. Basically, when the opera man will come to scratch his butt, Doto will instantly smash his face in with a kick, and be like oh no haha whoopsie what a tragic accident lmaooo
>>
When's LoH? It seems like a fun event
>>
>>559303423
whatsa RHA?
>>
>>559304464
Retirement Horse Association
>>
>>559304526
so it's over
we can never see Doto in person
>>
wtf is golshitty doing in hanshin juvenile FILLIES???
>>
>>559304793
retard
>>
>>559304065
I will explode gently inside Ardan if you catch my drift
>>
Reminder that Rebricked started recruiting from discord
>>
>>559294350
In the anime at least Spe's mother warns her about sleazebags trying to trick Uma into JAV, you'd assume it also goes the other way maybe.
>>
mayano top preg
>>
>>559305016
i dont remember that scene...
>>
>>559304408
NSM is shit for the dirt CM anyway
>>
>>
>global is already so dead, globaltards started recruiting from discord
lol
>>
>>
My danchou just snipes people in the thread posting IDs without making any recruitment posts lol
>>
>>559305220
>exposed leg
Don't give me a boner, I'm at work
>>
my dancho just asks his OF subs if they play umamusume lol
>>
racing ... is like training ... for skill points
>>
File: MUU.mp4 (1.1 MB)
1.1 MB
1.1 MB MP4
>>559305071
>>
File: mayaa.jpg (56.7 KB)
56.7 KB
56.7 KB JPG
noooooooooo i wanna get chocolates from mayatan only and only mayatan!!!! mayatan i need ur choccies pls they taste like jet fuel mmmmmmm i need them everyday mayatan please everday for the rest of my life i love u mayatan kiss kiss
>>
>>559305053
Pretty sure it's like the first time trainer feels up her calves, she mentions her mother warning her about perverts claiming to be trainers or some shit.
>>
>>559305241
I tried that but it didn't work
Club must not have enough aura or something
>>
i will defeat Gentildonna
>>
anon lost...
>>
futamusume is not an /uma/ club
>>
Huh? Is the game really this generous? I have 30k carats, and assuming I'll use shards to fill any holes, that means I'd have 900 pulls left after getting all the core support cards...
>>
*destroys your thread*
>>
>>559305480
it's about 20k a month if you play every day
>>
you are not meant to spark every banner
>>
>>559305401
based
>>
>>559305519
tranny motion's tiny but excitable erection...
>>
>>559305480
>cum retention for 5 months
good luck bwo
>>
>>559305468
Futamusume is a stealth /uma/ club founded by the true masterminds here
>>
>>559297584
This one has been accurate so far umacaratcalculator.com
Bit more set up though
>>
>Legend Shichi lost to this parent run Biwa I accidentally chose
They made her stats so shit.
>>
>>559305740
so the shitposters
>>
>>559305740
The shitposters?
>>
>>
>>559305740
>thread constantly fucked by futamusume
its like pottery it rhymes
>>
>>559305760
Forgot the image.
>>
>>559305549
That's absolutely insane to me. And people really used to scare you that you wouldn't be able to pull any umas as F2P
>>
>>559305480
>daily carat pack: no
>>
>>559305480
you arent gettin 2nd a finals with those pulls gwo
>>
>>559305480

The game isn't generous, 14 months is a long ass time and only ever pulling on 3 banners in that duration is very few.
>>
>>559305480
>champions meeting: second
>team trials: 5.5
Bwo...
>>
what the hell happened to ウマオオオオ
>>
>>559305401
>>
>>559305941
the game feels bleak when theres nothing happening but the events dump carets on you. plus if you win CM you get 2500. plus the winnings for every round.
>>
>>559305993
What pulls would I need? I'm already at 50% CM winrate without any true effort (using all your borrows or even training parents)
>>
>>559305401
a 42 year old man made this post.
>>
>forgot to post my daily ohayou
Welp anons can get by without it I'm sure
>>
>>559306230
>>
>>559306209
an insecure faggot made this post
>>
>>559306230
that's how it starts, you forget one day
then you dont do it ever again...
>>
Wait, XOguri is kinda good... Turns out you don't need to perfect prof her ult on late race and just need her to activate mid race to push her up to pump + NSM
>>
>>559306209
h-honto?
>>
>>559306067
pic unrelated
>>
>>559306230
I put an Oissu because a new day starts at 4PM for me.
>>
>>559305480
your light hello? your ancestors & guides?
>>
>>559306067
New leader turned it into a comfy club.
>>
bros i lost and now everything hurts
>>
Accidentally clicked a JBC dirt race instead of Queen Elizabeth Cup and sweet Doto somehow ended up 6th
>>
>>559306352
Shhh
She is bad, don't use her!
>>
>>559306274
im not insecure im just making a silly joke geeze...
>>
>>559306352
I think Urara's unique as 3 covers midrace-carry over and a small breather as a 4th seals the deal if your wit fails
>>
>>559306067
Who?
>>
Does having the same grandparent on both parents' side have diminishing returns or something?
>>
>>559305941
thats because mant is a shit scenario with 0 cards worth pulling for and kitasan was enough to carry you in ura and unity so you could save up
next year for reference you'll have to MLB pasa, shakur, rudolf, orfevre, SiL
>>
>>559306209
i ain't an unc twin
>>
>>559306998
No. Only if your trainee and gp are the same that your affinity is not increased.
>>
Do Umas drink alcohol?
>>
>>559307209
no it's juice
>>
>>559306067
gwos...... it's real....
https://chronogenesis.net/club_profile?circle_id=908210590
>>
>>559306352
post skills and stats
>>
>>559307242
All of them?
Not a single alcoholic among Umas?
>>
>>559307405
juice anon, umas are underage
>>
>>559306998
No, same GPs are fine so long as they arent the trainee.
the trainee essentially gets 0 affinity from themselves, even if they can proc their own whites
>>
File: file.png (141.4 KB)
141.4 KB
141.4 KB PNG
>>559307405
>>
>>559302606
>"Do not lewd the Umas"
>The Umas
>>
>>559306067
looking at chrono they lost like 13 or so members last month
>>
>>559307446
What about those who mature?
A lot eventually also become Umamas after all
>>
>>559307405
>>559307446

I think Maru suggests going out for drinks to Tazuna. And she has driving license.
>>
>>559307209
The spinster Light Hello does
>>
>>559307341
>>
File: juice.jpg (333.5 KB)
333.5 KB
333.5 KB JPG
>>559307562
>>559307569
It's juice, anons. Stop asking questions.
>>
>>559307651
to think she would be even more powerful as an endcloser...
>>
File: stare.jpg (385.7 KB)
385.7 KB
385.7 KB JPG
>>559302606
>Gold VS City
?
>>
>>559307089
I'd be at 1300 rolls saved up after all that... If the toggle ticket tickbox means all F2P sources of tickets, I'd have around 2200 rolls saved instead after all that
>>
>>559306067
they dared to cross the S club line... you know what happens when you do...
>>
>>559307651
Be Still is kinda risky, but nice build.
>>
#clublist add 340701968
>>
Is the Digitan mission glitched? I couldn't get her star pieces yesterday (haven't played the new day yet)
>>
>>559307743
>Dacchis is next
aieeee dacchibros delete your discord, quick!
>>
>>559307741
wrong orfevre and you're still missing all the scenario tax
>>
>>559307741
anyon i meant orfevre the card not the uma lol but yeah you should still have a sizable stash if you save up for 5 months from now
>>
>>559307725
What about smoking?
>>
>>559307867
they seem to be starting off quite strong this month
>>
>>559307289
>>559307743
Quick, we must summon the /uma/club overlords to extract the remaining anons out in umaooo
>>
>Mejiro Ardan died in 2002 of a heart attack while mating.
>>
>>559307934
shakur vapes and seiun smokes weed
>>
>>559307725
The "and gin" is covered up by the speech bubble
>>
>>559307971
it's okay they won't reach S, /uma/ club demands it
>>
File: file.png (649.6 KB)
649.6 KB
649.6 KB PNG
How do I pick doto if I don't have her...
>>
>>559307735
npcfag... your reading comprehension....
>>
I started this game because I like those diamond girl memes of her tongue sticking out. I have no clue or any idea on this game franchise but is diamond out yet? I just want her.
>>
>>559308226
soon actually
>>
>>
File: OHNONONO.png (63.3 KB)
63.3 KB
63.3 KB PNG
OHNONONONONO
>>
oper
>>
>I'm not done yet
>>
>>559307843
I hope you grow big enough to be the next /uma/ shitpost club
>>
>>559307851
Is that another Brian body swap comic?
>>
>>559306067
top earner jumped to Bricked
>>
For botters, do you actually get carats surplus from fan run with carat refills? I've done 10 fan runs since it's half TP but didn't seem to give carats that much to justify carat refills.
>>
>>559308304
its over brickeddacchis
>>
File: honse.jpg (436 KB)
436 KB
436 KB JPG
i love horses :)
>>
>>559307089
>next year for reference you'll have to MLB
Nyo
>>
>>559307843
quota?
>>
File: pls.png (524.7 KB)
524.7 KB
524.7 KB PNG
>>559308331
>>
>>559308304
>They disbanded
>>
>>559307843
hmmm, I've seen this one before.
>>
>/uma/ has 8 A+ clubs
what if we take 3 of each club's top earners and put them into one club to create another S club.
>>
I'm a fat ugly bald bastard and I rape the next uma posted
>>
>>559307971
>no flatliners
>no botters
How do they do it?
>>
>>559308453
35M with TB
>>
>>559305941
People waste their carrots gambling on uma banners
>>
>>
#clublist remove bricked they disbanded
>>
>>559308534
We've danced around this idea, nobody wants to do this because each top earner is too autistic to hold a normal conversation.
>>
>>559307971
>those beautiful curves
im getting an erection... this club chart is erotic...
>>
I just woke up, today's my birthday. I turn 31 so I'm wondering what I should do to celebrate besides playing Uma
>>
>>559308534
how would you even organize this
call out them all here and hope they join?
>>
>>559308453
none. purge dead monthly
>>
why the fuck do front runners have like 3x viable gold skills compared to other styles? feels a little unfair, i'm always short on skills to buy with the others after a race-filled career but can't buy everything with fronts
>>
>>559305941
I'll actually not be able to pull anything besides gentildonna next year
>>
>>559308534
Most of the top earners are danchous (besides mambo)
>>
>>559308390
nta but no
it's Digitan waking up next to Brian, panicking and getting kissed
>>
>>559308226
Good news anon, she will be out on 23th
>>
how many chocolate boxes do we get?
this is important
>>
Danchou!!! your fans are coming
>>
>>559308304
I can't believe my you-do-you club filled with randos is doing better
>>
>HOW
HOW
>HOW
HOW
>HOW
HOW
>>
>>559308714
Happy birthday unc
>>
>>559305993
you only need human rights and decent parents for 2nd A finals
>>
>>559308714
Happy birthday ojisan
>>
>>559307897
>scenario tax
What cards are you going to borrow though? If you MLB'd every single scenario card, you would indeed have no carats left (but you'd still have all the scenario cards MLB'd) Of course I'm making the assumption that you get 100 free rolls on every scenario banner. Don't know if that's true or not
>>
>>559308714
I think you should eat your vegetables.
>>
>>
>>559308820
Brian would never do this
>>
>>559308871
7, i think. maybe 8
>>
>>559308794
so don't count them in
>>
>>559308923
20% guts growth rate means her guts can naturally pump out more speed per unit of the stat
>>
>>559308923
outwitted
>>
>>559308923
first rate
>>
>>559308714
Is the guy posting this increasing the transparency on the shirt by like 0,3% every day? I don't remember seeing the color on her top roads before...
>>
Did bricked actually disband, I can't check chrono at work
Hard to believe
>>
>>559309061
Yeah we alway don't count mambo in
>>
>>559308949
>What cards are you going to borrow though?
cards with strong but situational gold skills
>Of course I'm making the assumption that you get 100 free rolls on every scenario banner. Don't know if that's true or not
not universally true, and that doesn't guarantee anything
>>
>>559308923
Doto goofed up, because is a bit dumb
>>
dancho do something
they keep insulting your club
>>
File: zamn.jpg (133.2 KB)
133.2 KB
133.2 KB JPG
yea me thinks im ready for agyarius
>>
File: mambo cry.png (292.8 KB)
292.8 KB
292.8 KB PNG
>>559309148
>>
>>559309135
nyes
>>
>>559309135
they dud
>>
>>559309185
>>
>>559309148
yes its over
>>
>>559308923
It was the 4 wit difference
>>
>English only
>>
>>559308775
im pretty sure lates have the most skills of any position
>>
>>559309402
Like you?
>>
>>559309135
yeah
>>
U U U U U U U U UMA
U U U U U U U U UMA
UMA IN PANAMA
>>
>>559309432
They need the most help
>>
>>559309135
dancho said he couldnt take the antisemitic remarks anymore...
>>
>>559309402
bro... you can't even play the jp version without the translation mod
>>
are your sworn brothers still fighting alongside you, /uma/ Danchous?
>>
>>559309495
So that's why Umadash has a 30M quota...
>>
>>
>>
File: maticat.jpg (248 KB)
248 KB
248 KB JPG
>>559309148
Mambo's Four Kings would never abandon their cute kouhais anyway so it would be pointless to ask.
>>
why is the spammer still here?
>>
>rice shower npc gives me highlander hint
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>
>>559309489
Oui
>>
>>559309629
bricked needs to be shamed for what theyre doing in this general
>>
>>559308794
Actually someone should graph all the danchous and see who actually does the best?
>>
>>559309629
as long as bricked is in the clublist this wont end
>>
we love jp horses
>>
>>559309680
Have you considered trying again to learn Japanese so you can converse with 300 people on 2ch or whatever instead of trolling 3 people here? Or are you too lazy or mentally slow for that?
>>
i'm tired of training summer maru bwos
i want off this 17 year old hag's wild ride
>>
>>559309785
>we
Actually, we. I do love jp horses
>>
>>559309495
I thought the bottom text was a track description like tokyo dirt 1600m left
CMs broke me
>>
>>559309785
i ve seen a similar artstyle in an anime
now whcih was it
>>
>>559309785
i love the goldship/mcqueen dynamic so much
>>
>>559308392
proof?
>>
>>559309940
the shitposting
>>
>>559309785
i love them but i hate EOP attention seeking faggots who refuse to post in the correct thread
>>
>>559309940
just look at chrono its not that hard
>>
I miss my old club, bwos... I should 've never left them...
>>
>>559309785
I also want to stick my maki roll in Ogurin's mouth desu
>>
All umas are Japanese.
>>
File: file.png (600.1 KB)
600.1 KB
600.1 KB PNG
Why is she such a cunt?
Give me anime Gold City.
>>
>>559310025
deserved
>>
>>559309989
I looked and he joined Dacchis...
>>
there are at least 10 horses in this game that talk like this and its the most boring shit ever
>>
is curren just downright unusable in mant or what
>>
>another run where my dirt A/mile C uma gets two dirt sparks during inspiration
do they ever change this? can i use clocks on inspiration events later or something?
>>
I hear the front door click open, 7pm she’s home.

“ Welcome home honey”. I say as Air Shakur closes the door behind her and removes her coat. “ How was your day?” I ask. Normally she's home well before this time so something must have kept her.

“ Don’t even get me fucking started.” She angrily says as she puts down the rest of her belongings. “ Go get me food.” She commands.

“ It's still cooking, it should be ready…” I begin to say before I am abruptly cut off. “ The fuck do you mean its not ready.” She shouts.

“ I had some extra paperwork I had to complete at Tracen today so I got home a little late but it should be done soo..” SMACK. She slaps me across the face.

“ I don’t want to hear your worthless excuses, it's your job to cook so make it work.” She angrily says.

“ It's almost ready I promise so lets just calm down and…”. The next thing I know I am on the ground writhing in pain. A punch to the gut hurts but a punch to the gut from an umamusume is something else entirely. I struggle to catch even the slightest breath. I look up to see an irate Air Shakur looking down at me.

“ DO NOT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN !” she screams before kicking me in the side. I yell out in pain as the kick lands. “ Shut up you pathetic piece of shit” She says as she places her boot on my face. “ I said to have food ready by the time I got home. Can you not even do that simple of a task, honestly you are so pathetic it's almost astounding.” She presses her boot even tighter on my face. “ I work all day analyzing data from races helping to better help runners reach their full potential and what do you do? You sit in your office all day filling out pointless paper work. I don’t even know how you got that position considering your ineptitude in everything you do”
>>
Once we get through this Dirtslop and the next Longslop, our time will come Ardanbros.
>>
>>559310202
>No Triple Crown
>No Triple Tiara
>No Dirt
> Only Dual Sprints and with 7 mile sparks, Dual Miles
yeah she's pretty horribly fucked over
>>
I shan't build anymore dirts they have tilted me too much
>>
I start to cry both from the immense physical pain and the verbal assault that she has unleashed upon me. I can barely breathe but somehow I am able to get out a sentence “ Honey ... .stop…I love you.” I say as tears run down my face. She looks down at me and the look on her face changes from an angry scowl to one of shock. What she has done has finally set in. She kneels down and grabs my hand.

“ I'm..sorry I didn’t” She begins to say before pausing, perhaps holding in the tears or other emotions she is currently experiencing .

“ It's okay.” I say as I grab her hand tightly. It doesn’t last as the smell of burning fills the air.

“ Fuck the food.” She says as she runs into the kitchen to remove the food from the stove before it starts a fire. She returns and helps me to my feet. “ Come on, let's go eat.” She somberly says. We sat down to eat at the table. She recounts her day to me as we eat the burnt food. Looks like another umamusume had gotten on her nerves and that is why she was so irate when she got home.

That night I fall asleep in her arms, a dull pain in my side and abdomen keeps me from sleeping. It's been 7 years since Air Shakur and I conquered the twinkle series. What transpired tonight has happened countless times but I know that this is just how she shows love to me despite it all I never want to leave her.

I love Air Shakur
>>
>>559310202
literally unusable. let her rest
it's Falco's turn now
>>
Good morning /uma/ which uma should be my first goon of the day?
>>
>>559310202
>>559310639
Curren Chan specifically gets big boosts to the stat and SP gains in Op/Pre-OP sprints but it is nowhere near enough to replace the multiple set bonuses youre missing
>>
>>559310217
In the most recent JP update you can reroll your inspo, it'll take us global 8 years to reach
>>
>>559310129
うまんこたべたい
>>
>>559310752
urara
>>
>>559310752
That one fine motion /Groove doujin by Yasaka.
>>
>>559310752
Haru urara
>>
>>559310752
>>
>>559310752
>>
ugh fine
I will take chocolate from a dog
>>
galu ulala goonbalimas!!! :D
>>
f2p deck btw
>>
This is now a HARU URARA thread. Post cute.
>>
>>559311183
>using crystals on fuku
bwicked
>>
>>559308714
Go to a soap land and get a Topro cosplayer
>>
>>559309495
has umamusume officially entered the south american cultural pantheon alongside dragonball and king of fighters
>>
>>559310812
>>
>>559311234
>>
>>559310804
nyo...
>>
>>559311321
nyoo
>>
>>559310025
which club did you cheat on whore
>>
>>559310752
the king halo/seiun sky futa sloppa comic
>>
>>559311234
uraraaaaaaaaaaa
>>
>>559311415
you have to pay for it tho LMAO
>>
>>559311690
spark rerolling is the one thing i would actually pig out for.
>>
>today's free pull
>gold gate turns rainbow
>see a flash of blue
>it's my THIRD teio dupe
Fuck OFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>
File: maticry4.jpg (190.5 KB)
190.5 KB
190.5 KB JPG
>>559311690
nyo...
>>
File: file.png (119.2 KB)
119.2 KB
119.2 KB PNG
what a horrible night to have a curse
>>
>>559311847
be grateful, torena
>>
oh yeah we're still alive
>>
>>559309149
>situational gold skill
You could drop 200 rolls on every scenario card without any freebies and fix them with SSR shards to an acceptable level for your niche situation. Could you MLB every scenario card? It's very likely with smart shard usage and pulling. Is it practical? Hell no. Do you have any meta umas? Probably also hell no
My point anyway was that you have 1600 rolls and 10 SSR shards to use up to the Almond Eye banner.
>>
>mfw I have all mejiros so far
I'm the chosen one
I will save their bloodline
>>
Will the KFC stuff still come over to global when it's time?
>>
>>559312531
it's a shame kfc is so bad in America
in other countries its quality is similar to usa chickfila
>>
>>559312531
it will be localized to UFC to save cost
localizer has the power to modify sprite/model
>>
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAMBO
>>
>>559312660
? but that says Matikane?
>>
>>
File: 3e020f.png (298.3 KB)
298.3 KB
298.3 KB PNG
post cute fillies
>>
>>559312660
>Matikane
>>
>>559312660
>matikane
>>
>get 1500 career achievement
>only get 100 carets
you should get 1 caret per career for these achievements.
>>
File: Opera.png (93.4 KB)
93.4 KB
93.4 KB PNG
*rapes you*
>>
>>559312660
Who is Mambo??? Who is Matikane????
>>
>>
>>559312660
I would mambo the Mambo in her manko
>>
>>559311847
I had that happen
>gold door
>rainbow gate
>MEJIRO ARDAN YAAAAY-
>ORE NO EMPARA
>get spooked by a third Rudolf
>>
ei ei mun
>>
File: file.png (1 MB)
1 MB
1 MB PNG
>matikane
>agnes
>haru
i'll fucking kill you
>>
town bike
>>
>>
>>559313130
ok symboli
>>
File: xenia-3.png (89.7 KB)
89.7 KB
89.7 KB PNG
F2P dirters

28052393
>>
>>
>>559313130
Whatever you say Chris.
>>
File: Oguri.jpg (113.8 KB)
113.8 KB
113.8 KB JPG
Your trainee fucks your sleeping body when you least expect it. Remember that the next time you support them.
>>
Kris S is so cool...
>>
>>559313331
Ardan would never do this.
>>
>>559313416
>cool
>>
>>559313296
16794830
1 more
>>
>>559313130
haru isn't as bad as the others since there isn't another uma it could be referring to
>>
>>559313331
Good thing i'm into it.
I just hope i would wake up next time it happens.
>>
>>559312660
I think its Kita's Va birthday too.
>>
>>559313510
>>
>>559313296
i guess i will just spectate
>>
>>559313510
>>559313627
My cool and sexy wife
>>
wasteland CM
https://files.catbox.moe/9q06ps.mp4
>>
>>559313627
>>559313510
this video made me want to pull for both of these umas.
>>
>>559313585
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KITACHAN
>>
File: DAME.png (1.4 MB)
1.4 MB
1.4 MB PNG
>>559313424
>oh my trainee would never do this
>she’s innocent
ALL umas are the same. From Ardan to Vodka, they WILL take advantage of your sleeping form. There is no exception. If you have any issues please go to Tazuna; she will gladly let you nap in her office.
>>
File: IMG_3073.jpg (41.1 KB)
41.1 KB
41.1 KB JPG
I got stunlocked by the animation and forgot to screenshot Tama giving me the choco
>>
mahjongger lobby?
>>
>>559313736
glad to see im not the only one who cant get smaru to win...
>>
Any dirt cm rooms?
>>
I hate Air Groove so fucking much. *Gives up another run*
>>
>>559313331
i'll support them twice as hard
>>
>>559313518
>Still 6/9
Grim, GRIM. Only paypigs itt
>>
CM10 slop
41175437
>>
>>559313859
Make it and I'll join
>>
So when is Ayabe coming she's supposed to come out at March 5th but there's still no teaser
>>
Grass...
>>
>>
>>
>>559314198
>>
Princess Paizuri
>>
10 says till Suzuka's funeral
>>
>>559314198
>>559314356
this but it's a gorillion screenshots of He/She Amazon giving me pace chaser savvy instead of straightaway spurt
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpJ0bbw725g
>>
>>559312660
mambo's a fatfuck?
>>
>>559314137
is that Taiki Fast Learner
also when is hakuraku gonna work on linux
>>
File: mommy.png (407.7 KB)
407.7 KB
407.7 KB PNG
I was trying to make her a Long TT uma, but her statline tanked Senior Year so I just gave up and went parent run route, made her run (and win) the Triple Triple Crown, gave her Spurt just because.
Then she gives me 3* power, pic related. Holy shit. 9*, 3* power/6* stam, 3* spurt, 5* Long.
I LOVE YOU FOREVER KUREEKU
>>
File: IMG_7581.jpg (139.7 KB)
139.7 KB
139.7 KB JPG
>>559314278
>>
>>559314497
Bro just use sweepy SSR; it gives spurt
>>
>>
>>559314543
>is that Taiki Fast Learner
I wish, she had good discounts
>>
>>559314583

It's agemasen even with that garbage card.
>>
File: IMG_2927.png (1.3 MB)
1.3 MB
1.3 MB PNG
One day Bamboo Memory will give me Rising Dragon on a non-lowroll run
>>
>>559314543
Jesus christ you fucking trog, you can't take literally two extra seconds to actually block the names? Guess I can't join any rooms today.
>>
>>559314543
>linux
ror
romayo
>>
>>559314583
you have no idea what level of cope i'm on. i literally take both.
>>
>>
why does this require talking to server first?
Effect lists should be client-side
who coded this shit
>>
>>559314583
>>559313980
>>
>>559313313
>>559313036
Slow and passionate kissu with Laissu
>>
>>559314706
anonchama...
>>
>>559314831
I did
>>
>>
Daiwa Scarlet is so fucking erotic
I want pin her down and ravage her until she cries
>>
>>559314845
My dick’s been in her mouth. You’re kissing my dick. Basically giving me a blowjob. Homo.
>>
>>559315019
>pin down scarlet
>>
>>559315046
If I steal your dick, then that will fix the issue
>>
>>
>>559314791
sorry I dont wanna give my ID to Microsoft and then Palantir so they can learn through AI to better identify which race is brown enough to bomb
>>
What are you guys doing with your half TP? Grandparents?

>>559315312
I hope you're not using any hardware made after 2011.
>>
>>559314169
had to take a shit (washed my hands)
we can play now
Majsoul Friends Room 85755(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=85755
>>
Mile CMs are fun. Only if this one isn't dirt
>>
>>559315117
Umas are weak when they're flustered.
>>
This is bait and you fell for this, so give me (You)'s now
>>
nnyo
>>
>>
>>559315507
>>
>>559315620
>>559315620
>>559315620
>>
>>559315507
Why did they do it
Why did they not put Scarlet in a swimsuit?
>>
>>559302490
did but still have not a whole one
>>
>>559293776
me and noone
>>
>>559315376
Last minute CM building on an Oguri who doesn't want to get Mile S despite double circle affinity parents, but one run led to her passing an ignited power spark to make a 5* legacy. Once I get an Oguri I like, I'll do some ignited power spark runs while trying to get or borrowing an ignited wit parent.

Reply to Thread #559292738


Supported: JPG, PNG, GIF, WebP, WebM, MP4, MP3 (max 4MB)