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>Global Game News
Link your account to Cygames iD
Current Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"
Current Rate Up Trainee: Mejiro Ardan (3*)
Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Agnes Digital (Power), SR Ines Fujin (Wit)
Current CM: Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m
03/02 - 03/12 - Aquarius Cup - Tokyo Dirt 1600m Left/Winter/Sunny/Firm
03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards
03/02 - First Anniversary Part 1
03/05 - Admire Vega (3*), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Fine Motion (SSR)
03/12 - First Anniversary Part 2
03/12 - Kitasan Black (3*), Matikanetannhauser (2*), Narita Top Road (SSR)
03/12 - Flying Run-Up! Story Event
03/12 - Trackblazer Release date [Speculated]
03/22 - Satono Diamond (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Marvelous Sunday (SSR)
03/23 - First Anniversary Part 4
03/23 - Agnes Tachyon, Narita Taishin, Narita Brian legends races
03/26 - First Anniversary Part 4
03/26 - Mejiro Bright (3*), Curren Chan (SSR), Zenno Roby Roy (SSR)
03/26 - 04/05 - Pisces Cup - Long/Right/Spring/Heavy/3200
https://umamusume.com/news/100040/
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/
>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Almond Eye (3*), SSR Forever Young, SSR Casino Drive
New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" released
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
Cygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/
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Game database
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A basic guide for newfags
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Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/93
Seiyuu & Concerts
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Umamusume Birthday Calendar
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Uma Text
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thank you ulala
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good thread
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>tfw bamboozled
Why would you do such a thing?
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>>559292482
Hate to break it to you but all umas are woke unless they were mares IRL
What, you like stallion umas? Congratulations, you're woke and into trannies now
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this bread is better
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>>559292794
Yeah, I saw that while backreading. I didn’t put out a recruitment post, especially not on /v/ma.
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>>559292879
no reason
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link a /v/ma thread. You can't because there aren't any
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>>559292738
Cute OP!
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>>559292957
You're supposed to use that image for rape and anal related posts...
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New thread
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>>559293231
>Gentilfags
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>>559293231
i confirm.
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>>559293231
feeder franchise. everyone here loves fat chicks
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real thread
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>>559293368
Deporting you back to India/Africa
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Retards
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>>559292738
Take it easy on the vandalism. At the least respect the general name, and stop the thread wars.
It'll unironically kill the general.
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>>559292794
The only thing this retard will achieve is no more delisting clubs, ever, because nobody believes anything anymore
Or maybe that's the entire point?
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>>559293518
best I can do is this
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Nice general, globalbabs
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>>559293921
rude
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>>559293830
I HATE CURREN
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wife
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piss off curryrice
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dumbest part of /uma/ is that after 6 months and rates being publicly available to view ingame they still think 2 card banners split the rates from each other instead of the general pool
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>>559293830
I HATE CURREN
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is city a viable option for cm?
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>>559294280
I don't know what level of queer suppression you're on but it's enough to get you sectioned
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>>559294213
It still feels bad to get an Ayabe instead of Fuku, a Satono instead of Kita and a Kawakami instead of Fine though
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>>559294479
You like two women together because you have AGP
I like two women together because I want to goon
There's only one faggot here and it's (You)
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its always the Male that posts trans art and calls himself a heterosexual
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>>559294479
>yuri
>queer
Just say you like seeing girls kiss and smash clams like a normal person
faggot
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>>559294823
You are consuming gay porn like what else do you want to call it buddy
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>>559293074
Everyone is talking about Resident evil bwo
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w-what do you mean n-nobody has been banned yet?
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8 PM in Indonesia btw
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I like yuri...
I like het too but I like yuri more...
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this thread will be better
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>c*ndom
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post something cute
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>>559295219
transgirl x loli is the peak of art but everyone gets sooo fucking twisted over it
bonus if the tgirl is fat
bonus if she has a horse penis
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>Jordan
Exclusively fucks fat, balding Oji-sans with cocks over 9 inches
>Shiichi
Only fucks gaijins and kokujins hence her blonde hair for maximum mate attraction
>Palmer
Baits homeless men and scum of society to ravage her in alleyways in the most degrading way possible
>Helios
Pure
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>>559295493
>too obvious
you think me a bitch?
https://files.catbox.moe/419xz4.png
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>>559295590
gn and take care
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this thread is shit already im going to sleep
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>>559295737
How about saying something to prove you are real?
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does Taiki's hat have holes for her ears?
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>>559295995
stop making me want to eat umas
i am fasting
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>>559295524
Helios is for shota
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>>559295401
You must continue your trainee's bloodline
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>>559296147
My fuarking heroes...
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Name a CM where Dober Inherit is useful
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>ochinchin?!
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>>559296268
You must be blind.
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>>559296335
Licking Curren's sweat
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I look like this
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>>559296318
mmm finally a CM where i can use her inher-
>rushed
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who is this? someones oc?
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yeeeeeey i got dirt S
thoughts on this so far for cm?
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>>559296242
I've never seen tentacle NTR before.
Monster, yes. Beastmen, yes. Animals, yes. But never tentacles.
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Talk about the (English) game or fuck off already
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fuck
why is a mile horse supose to win a long race
this game is beyond retarded
ruined my run
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>>559296962
>why is a mile horse supose to win a long race
hmmmmmmmm...
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can anyone post a good base urara with d*ck for aquarius i can't fucking do this shit fuckass affinities and growth ong
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who needs wit cards???
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What's the best carat/uma planner? I've been using this simple one I found online but it's not very accurate, it's been a month but it's off by 100 or so pulls
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Just got Gold City and she has D in Dirt
How should I build her for this CM? Is she better as pace or late?
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>>559297591
Hachimi Edge
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secondaries meeting?
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just dont do it… i just got raped trying
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Mambo!
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>>559296428
>love confession under the festival's fireworks
>trainer and trainee start kissing while whispering suki suki
>umapyoi
This happens for every single trainee except Falcuck, she cries during that summer night instead.
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>>559297369
Based Speedtard
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>>559297369
I do not think a front runner should have 800 wit on a mile, but I do think Calstone Light O is cute
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>>559297795
That's true but her signature skill is so strong you can't waste it. In any case you're gonna run NSM (gold), Doto inherit, pasa or mummy inherit so that's 2 golds worth of skills. The trick is to run Mayano SSR in your borrow slot to get good pace skills like head-on, straightaway adept hints, corner adept hints etc etc, then hope you inherit mile something, you can also take head-on
Skills aren't the problem if you run her pace
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Uma with the most lickable feet?
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Satsuki Sho CM, Derby, Takarazuka Kinen, Japan Dirt Derby, Queen Elizabeth 2 cup and Arima Kinen
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Nah it's shit for that CM
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soon
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average spic meme be like LE QUITASAN BLAQUE ESPOSA DE LA SANTOS LOS POLLO HERMANOS AYUDA DE LA SELENE DELGADO MI PALATATA HON HON HON DE POROHIBIDA ES TACO
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>>559298957
idk gwochacho
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>>559298826
truuuu
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>>559298414
be careful because they stink
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shCnkRDtTag
>"the timing of this card is very good"
>"every single deck until ramonu uses fine motion card"
>"it's not worth rolling for it during the maruzensky banner"
no you dont get it /uma/ is still gaslighting :)
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>>559299536
purchase an a-
>raid shadow legends sponsor
wait wtf
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>>559298826
And it's still funny every single time (I don't understand a single word)
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icarus will be unleashed in mant
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>sharteezy
GET YE GONE
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FM hardly even matters in MANT compared to Aoharu, unless you're taking her for the skills
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I am about to go full tilt
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Ayabe releases tomorrow and there's not a single gaslight about pulling her.
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>hmmm surely i don't need skills to clear ura finales i will do it later
>flops the finals
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>>559300006
Found it, he is literally telling you to skip FM to get NTR
I fucking hate these gaslighters who probably doesn't even know how to play the game
https://youtu.be/iuUSU5bEqhw?t=984
>This card is very very good. However, the timing is very very sus. This banner is right before the scenario banner of top road speed.
>you may want to ration out your pools here and there. You can commit a lot into fine motion, but you may not have enough for Narita top road. You may skip fine motion here and then commit a lot into Narita top road
https://youtu.be/iuUSU5bEqhw?t=1359
>Most of you guys would probably be either pulling Narita Top Road or Fukukitaru just to have a very strong speed card for the make a new track scenario.
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>>559298826
Average amerimuttoid meme be like THIS UMA IS BUILT FOR BBC THIS UMA NEEDS 3 BIG BLACK DICKS IN HER HOLES O ALGO OR HOWEVER THE WALMART CART IS PUSHED
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He said to pull her together with Maruzen, in Grand Live
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The picture says it's relatively not as impactful as in other scenarios
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I want to believe the way how they decide "who to pull" or "must pull" is the sloptubers discussing about it, and agreeing what's the final verdict so they're consistent of what to gaslight.
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HOT HOURS
ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL
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Mhm... nyo
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>>559300986
you now remember the reference doc telling everyone to skip on pitasan rerun (literally the best banner in the game)
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Umazing!
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I'm not a feetfag but I wouldn't mind kissing them
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time to beat up Taylor Swift
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>>559301295
>just borrow a card that was released 2 weeks after the release of the game for the entirety scenario 1, 2, 4 and 5 bro
This is beyond retarded
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What if you dont hit 3LB on Fukukitaru, NTR, Tachyon, Maruzensky and all the cards they tell you to pull instead?
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Hope you got what it takes to keep this up for the years to come
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>3rd
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life of Late Surger...
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Riko, Tazua and Aoi
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STOP IT
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you guys are beyond retarded, never seen a general be so blatantly ignorant about the game they play daily than this one
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:OOOOOOOOOOOO
IT'S FINALLY MY TURN
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>>559302016
oh no no no no no
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>1 More Free!
Shouldn't the count go up? Don't tell me...
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where more content?
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>>559302102
I thought it was that Red Teio brat but it really is her
I'm truly blessed
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Congrats
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Rate my choco pull plan
Have:
Taishin
Scarlet
Rudolf
Will get:
Brian
Fuji
Hayahide
Taiki
Would get if there were more days:
Oguri
Tama
Bourbon
Vodka
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nyooooooooo
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fuck you gold shitty
you don't belong on the race track
go back to posing and flautning your body in front of the camera
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Another pair for the collection... These look extra stinky...
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chill out with your AI spam, oniichan
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NEICHA'S EVENT CHAIN DIDN'T FINISH AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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https://x.com/i/status/2029127733222228160
For reference, over the past year Meisho Doto has been on a carbohydrate restriction due to a medical condition, and even foster parent members like myself are not allowed to give him treats.
Because of this, from Doto’s perspective, visitors are no longer “people who give him carrots,” but rather “people who scratch his itchy spots.” That’s why he comes closer and positions the itchy areas toward us like this.
I am fully aware of the potential danger of standing behind a horse. However, Doto is very accustomed to people, and in this case he is voluntarily approaching to be scratched, so the level of risk is low.
※Only RHA members are permitted to interact with Doto.
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You just didn't try hard enough
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if it doesnt show up on saucenao or yandex then it's either too new to have been put on a booru or sloppa. but google seems to track twitter pretty well so it's good at identifying both of those cases.
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>>559303816
useless whore, only good for her sex appeal
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I'm about to become Ulala's daddy...
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AI Generated Uma
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>11/10 highroll run
>everything going literally absolutely wonderfully perfect
>5 double circles vs Riko
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Do not be fooled, this is a ploy. Basically, when the opera man will come to scratch his butt, Doto will instantly smash his face in with a kick, and be like oh no haha whoopsie what a tragic accident lmaooo
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>>559303423
whatsa RHA?
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>>559304526
so it's over
we can never see Doto in person
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wtf is golshitty doing in hanshin juvenile FILLIES???
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mayano top preg
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racing ... is like training ... for skill points
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noooooooooo i wanna get chocolates from mayatan only and only mayatan!!!! mayatan i need ur choccies pls they taste like jet fuel mmmmmmm i need them everyday mayatan please everday for the rest of my life i love u mayatan kiss kiss
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Huh? Is the game really this generous? I have 30k carats, and assuming I'll use shards to fill any holes, that means I'd have 900 pulls left after getting all the core support cards...
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>>559305468
Futamusume is a stealth /uma/ club founded by the true masterminds here
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Forgot the image.
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what the hell happened to ウマオオオオ
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>>559306230
that's how it starts, you forget one day
then you dont do it ever again...
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Wait, XOguri is kinda good... Turns out you don't need to perfect prof her ult on late race and just need her to activate mid race to push her up to pump + NSM
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>>559306209
h-honto?
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>>559306274
im not insecure im just making a silly joke geeze...
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thats because mant is a shit scenario with 0 cards worth pulling for and kitasan was enough to carry you in ura and unity so you could save up
next year for reference you'll have to MLB pasa, shakur, rudolf, orfevre, SiL
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>>559306209
i ain't an unc twin
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>>559306067
gwos...... it's real....
https://chronogenesis.net/club_profile?circle_id=908210590
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>>559306998
No, same GPs are fine so long as they arent the trainee.
the trainee essentially gets 0 affinity from themselves, even if they can proc their own whites
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I think Maru suggests going out for drinks to Tazuna. And she has driving license.
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It's juice, anons. Stop asking questions.
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>>559302606
>Gold VS City
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>>559307089
I'd be at 1300 rolls saved up after all that... If the toggle ticket tickbox means all F2P sources of tickets, I'd have around 2200 rolls saved instead after all that
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>>559306067
they dared to cross the S club line... you know what happens when you do...
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Is the Digitan mission glitched? I couldn't get her star pieces yesterday (haven't played the new day yet)
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>>559307867
they seem to be starting off quite strong this month
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Quick, we must summon the /uma/club overlords to extract the remaining anons out in umaooo
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>Mejiro Ardan died in 2002 of a heart attack while mating.
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OHNONONONONO
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>I'm not done yet
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>>559307843
I hope you grow big enough to be the next /uma/ shitpost club
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>>559308304
>They disbanded
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I'm a fat ugly bald bastard and I rape the next uma posted
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I just woke up, today's my birthday. I turn 31 so I'm wondering what I should do to celebrate besides playing Uma
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>>559305941
I'll actually not be able to pull anything besides gentildonna next year
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>>559308390
nta but no
it's Digitan waking up next to Brian, panicking and getting kissed
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how many chocolate boxes do we get?
this is important
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Danchou!!! your fans are coming
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>>559308304
I can't believe my you-do-you club filled with randos is doing better
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>HOW
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>>559308714
Happy birthday unc
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>scenario tax
What cards are you going to borrow though? If you MLB'd every single scenario card, you would indeed have no carats left (but you'd still have all the scenario cards MLB'd) Of course I'm making the assumption that you get 100 free rolls on every scenario banner. Don't know if that's true or not
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>>559309061
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>What cards are you going to borrow though?
cards with strong but situational gold skills
>Of course I'm making the assumption that you get 100 free rolls on every scenario banner. Don't know if that's true or not
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dancho do something
they keep insulting your club
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>English only
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U U U U U U U U UMA
U U U U U U U U UMA
UMA IN PANAMA
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are your sworn brothers still fighting alongside you, /uma/ Danchous?
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>>559309148
Mambo's Four Kings would never abandon their cute kouhais anyway so it would be pointless to ask.
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>rice shower npc gives me highlander hint
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
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All umas are Japanese.
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I hear the front door click open, 7pm she’s home.
“ Welcome home honey”. I say as Air Shakur closes the door behind her and removes her coat. “ How was your day?” I ask. Normally she's home well before this time so something must have kept her.
“ Don’t even get me fucking started.” She angrily says as she puts down the rest of her belongings. “ Go get me food.” She commands.
“ It's still cooking, it should be ready…” I begin to say before I am abruptly cut off. “ The fuck do you mean its not ready.” She shouts.
“ I had some extra paperwork I had to complete at Tracen today so I got home a little late but it should be done soo..” SMACK. She slaps me across the face.
“ I don’t want to hear your worthless excuses, it's your job to cook so make it work.” She angrily says.
“ It's almost ready I promise so lets just calm down and…”. The next thing I know I am on the ground writhing in pain. A punch to the gut hurts but a punch to the gut from an umamusume is something else entirely. I struggle to catch even the slightest breath. I look up to see an irate Air Shakur looking down at me.
“ DO NOT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN !” she screams before kicking me in the side. I yell out in pain as the kick lands. “ Shut up you pathetic piece of shit” She says as she places her boot on my face. “ I said to have food ready by the time I got home. Can you not even do that simple of a task, honestly you are so pathetic it's almost astounding.” She presses her boot even tighter on my face. “ I work all day analyzing data from races helping to better help runners reach their full potential and what do you do? You sit in your office all day filling out pointless paper work. I don’t even know how you got that position considering your ineptitude in everything you do”
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>No Triple Crown
>No Triple Tiara
>No Dirt
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I shan't build anymore dirts they have tilted me too much
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I start to cry both from the immense physical pain and the verbal assault that she has unleashed upon me. I can barely breathe but somehow I am able to get out a sentence “ Honey ... .stop…I love you.” I say as tears run down my face. She looks down at me and the look on her face changes from an angry scowl to one of shock. What she has done has finally set in. She kneels down and grabs my hand.
“ I'm..sorry I didn’t” She begins to say before pausing, perhaps holding in the tears or other emotions she is currently experiencing .
“ It's okay.” I say as I grab her hand tightly. It doesn’t last as the smell of burning fills the air.
“ Fuck the food.” She says as she runs into the kitchen to remove the food from the stove before it starts a fire. She returns and helps me to my feet. “ Come on, let's go eat.” She somberly says. We sat down to eat at the table. She recounts her day to me as we eat the burnt food. Looks like another umamusume had gotten on her nerves and that is why she was so irate when she got home.
That night I fall asleep in her arms, a dull pain in my side and abdomen keeps me from sleeping. It's been 7 years since Air Shakur and I conquered the twinkle series. What transpired tonight has happened countless times but I know that this is just how she shows love to me despite it all I never want to leave her.
I love Air Shakur
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>>559310202
literally unusable. let her rest
it's Falco's turn now
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This is now a HARU URARA thread. Post cute.
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>>559308714
Go to a soap land and get a Topro cosplayer
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nyo...
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>>559311234
uraraaaaaaaaaaa
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>>559311415
you have to pay for it tho LMAO
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>>559311690
nyo...
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>>559311847
be grateful, torena
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>>559309149
>situational gold skill
You could drop 200 rolls on every scenario card without any freebies and fix them with SSR shards to an acceptable level for your niche situation. Could you MLB every scenario card? It's very likely with smart shard usage and pulling. Is it practical? Hell no. Do you have any meta umas? Probably also hell no
My point anyway was that you have 1600 rolls and 10 SSR shards to use up to the Almond Eye banner.
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>mfw I have all mejiros so far
I'm the chosen one
I will save their bloodline
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Will the KFC stuff still come over to global when it's time?
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>>559312531
it will be localized to UFC to save cost
localizer has the power to modify sprite/model
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAMBO
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post cute fillies
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>>559312660
>Matikane
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>>559312660
>matikane
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>>559311847
I had that happen
>gold door
>rainbow gate
>MEJIRO ARDAN YAAAAY-
>ORE NO EMPARA
>get spooked by a third Rudolf
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ei ei mun
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town bike
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F2P dirters
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Whatever you say Chris.
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Kris S is so cool...
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>>559313331
Ardan would never do this.
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>cool
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>>559313331
Good thing i'm into it.
I just hope i would wake up next time it happens.
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>>559313627
My cool and sexy wife
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wasteland CM
https://files.catbox.moe/9q06ps.mp4
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this video made me want to pull for both of these umas.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY KITACHAN
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>>559313424
>oh my trainee would never do this
>she’s innocent
ALL umas are the same. From Ardan to Vodka, they WILL take advantage of your sleeping form. There is no exception. If you have any issues please go to Tazuna; she will gladly let you nap in her office.
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I got stunlocked by the animation and forgot to screenshot Tama giving me the choco
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mahjongger lobby?
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I hate Air Groove so fucking much. *Gives up another run*
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CM10 slop
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this but it's a gorillion screenshots of He/She Amazon giving me pace chaser savvy instead of straightaway spurt
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>>559314137
is that Taiki Fast Learner
also when is hakuraku gonna work on linux
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I was trying to make her a Long TT uma, but her statline tanked Senior Year so I just gave up and went parent run route, made her run (and win) the Triple Triple Crown, gave her Spurt just because.
Then she gives me 3* power, pic related. Holy shit. 9*, 3* power/6* stam, 3* spurt, 5* Long.
I LOVE YOU FOREVER KUREEKU
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One day Bamboo Memory will give me Rising Dragon on a non-lowroll run
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why does this require talking to server first?
Effect lists should be client-side
who coded this shit
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Slow and passionate kissu with Laissu
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>pin down scarlet
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>>559314791
sorry I dont wanna give my ID to Microsoft and then Palantir so they can learn through AI to better identify which race is brown enough to bomb
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What are you guys doing with your half TP? Grandparents?
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I hope you're not using any hardware made after 2011.
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>>559314169had to take a shit (washed my hands)
we can play now
Majsoul Friends Room 85755(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=85755
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>>559315117
Umas are weak when they're flustered.
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This is bait and you fell for this, so give me (You)'s now
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Last minute CM building on an Oguri who doesn't want to get Mile S despite double circle affinity parents, but one run led to her passing an ignited power spark to make a 5* legacy. Once I get an Oguri I like, I'll do some ignited power spark runs while trying to get or borrowing an ignited wit parent.