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>Global Game News
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Me walking back to my office after telling Teio that she broke her leg for the third time and her dreams are crushed.
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Digitan LOVE
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Okay but I really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
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>>559315593
hnnnnnnngh uma pantyhose...i begged my ex gf to wear thighband pantyhose for me and she told me i was weird and that they dont exist and were probably just made up by anime perverts. its not fair bros...
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>>559315620
It's not her birthday yet even in japan.
Why do you noggers always jump the gun? Contain thy autism another day.
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>bakushin gives me choco
>ctrl+alt+print screen
>it gets the wrong screen so I missed the capture
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Where are the selectors!!!!
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This half tp even is driving me up a wall
I know it's an excellent time to get runs in, but it's too damn much, I can't spend it fast enough
I'm gonna have to overcap
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>>559315807
Women
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psst, who did you choose to give you chocolate today
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>>559315593
>they dont exist and were probably just made up by anime perverts
no.........don't tell me that!
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>>559315745
EXPLODE
I've been trying for long grandparents as well but only getting 1*blue1*pink1*green results
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>>559315905
>It's not her birthday yet even in japan.
https://x.com/hashtag/ライスシャワー生誕祭2026
x.com/hashtag/マンハッタンカフェ生誕祭2026
https://x.com/hashtag/アストンマーチャン生誕祭2026
https://x.com/search?q=%23ヴィルシーナ生誕祭2026
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>>559316080
Cafe for me. I don’t know why but her and nice nature have a tight hold of my heart.
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Let’s gooooo
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>>559316163
So many birthdays this month
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>>559316124
it was a literal one in a hundred run, most of my parent runs are dogshit, pic related is very much the exception
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>>559315905
Why am I getting this then
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I have a 10 hour shift guys can I please have a (You) before I go?
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me on top
your favorite girl on the bottom
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>>559316390
nnnyes
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>>559316163
Sorry I just woke up I can't timezone I meant to say Europe but got greedy. And forgot that the gap from utc-8 to utc+9 is indeed the 5th. I cope by saying Japan is mostly still sleeping though. It's like 3am for them or something.
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>>559316225
Yes, I know all about MANT and how "supposedly" it makes all parents obsolete so you have to redo everything or else you're bricked, blah blah blah
I'm sure MANT will be very good for gaining parent affinity, but it doesn't change the gamble any: a 1* guts 1* pace parent at high affinity will be just as fucking useless in MANT as it is now in Aoharu.
My 9* Creek with 5* Long 3* spurt is going to be very, very useful for a long time to come.
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Fuck off
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>>559316390
No!
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>>559316423
Racing G1s
If you don't race sprinter stakes you're trolling
Fuck Nishino Flower
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some fucker posted this in /w/ does anyone have the full version, all i could find was a pinterest to a deleted user and /r/ isn't likely to help as well as here
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>>559316080
She sure is a tiny Dick.
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>>559316398
>it has one (1) flaw
>it's trash
are you being retarded on purpose or by accident? Either way, good troll
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>>559316390
Have a 12 hour shift tonight so I understand your pain bro. Good luck
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>>559316630
what was that you little shit?
>uhh uhh nothing gomenasai!
as i though
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Training Digitan is so fucking frustrating because half the time she'll just shit the bed for no reason.
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It's my wife's birthday!!!
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>>559316823
>as i though
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>>559316423
Get ~600 speed and spam races until the end of times. usually 1m~1.1m
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imagine being a danchud buttslut that does fan runs
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Yes, I will roll for Ayabe
Yes, I will roll for NTR
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>>559316850
really?
she's pretty free for me if I buy uma stan right away and put her in Late
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>>559316487
Everyone laugh at this retard
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>>559316939
uh
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>>559316850
NO REASON MENTIONED
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I only ever do parent runs and go for a large number of G1s, so I wind up with 500-650k fans/run. My club's quota is an easy 30M/month and I do 3-5 runs a day, so it's easy as fuck to meet.
If danchou ever jacked the quota so high I'd need to do dedicated fan runs I'd leave immediately. Fan runs serve no purpose whatsoever in Uma Musume
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>>559316823
>minor spelling mistake
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>>559317157
Glue yourself
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>>559316892
orange has no counterplay and I'm not strong enough to train my own orange
just don't be in my room please
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>>559317197
>20m/month
>leech
where do I find those 20m/month leeches I need some for my club
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how much stamina do i need to survive the mandatory long race in citys last year?
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>>559317276
I'm not a whore
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OGURI PLEASE
IT'S ROUND 1 DON'T DO THIS TO ME
NYOOOOOOOOOOOO
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45m a month here.
Fan runs are for idiots.
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I'm aware of that. It will make 2* parents much more common if you're hitting 1100 in stam/power. But that's not a reason to not do Long parent runs now, particularly since I already have a parent with very high affinity with my end closers (Tama/Golshi) who has the right skills and sparks. That's fucking huge for me, I've never had a targeted 9* parent for any aptitude before, particularly when it drops a 3* spark on their win condition (spurt in this case).
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>>559317131
trash can!
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based
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kys
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>just got ANOTHER Ryan today
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you need at least 350stam for Kikuka Sho + 1 recovery. You also need midrace skills so that she moves up properly, otherwise she'll often job because she can't close the distance the fronts have set.
For Haruten you need 550+ stam + 1 gold, for consistent win, and 600 stam is better.
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>>559317493
of course Tamamo won too
god these fucking assholesthanks Curren & Falco
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>>559317648
Congrats bestie
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>>559317521
how do i reach a proper amount of speed and powerr if i wast that much on speed?
i want to play like this but that got me raped
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i had 300 and a recovery
still didnt make it
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Marry your trainee
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Daiwa Scarleto umarriage and umapyoi
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imagine getting 255 stat boost then failing the career
haha that would be super funny amarite cygames?
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>just saw someone on a tiktok comment say that Nishino Flower isn't a preschooler because there's no way Cygames would put her in a wedding dress if it was the case
Does he know?
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No
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Based
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both Kikuka Sho and Haruten have rivals with gold recoveries. If they proc theirs and your uma doesn't, they will win.
If you want to win those races, you have to stam the fuck out, get 400-450 + white recovery and you'll *probably* win the Kikuka Sho, assuming your recovery procs. Same for Haruten, except you need 600 + 1 gold and it has to proc, if it doesn't you'll likely lose.
Of course, these are not absolutes. I've won both of those races hilariously understammed - I think my record was winning Kikuka Sho at 250 stam, no recovery (did run as Late, though) and Haruten record was 350 stam +1 gold. But that's getting lucky. If you want to get lucky, be prepared for lots of unluckiness too. My above advice will result in an uma with 700+ stamina at the end of URA, so consider that statline before you take my advice
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orange wife
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>>559318434
Just wait for him to finish his career first
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>>559318128
Do parent runs and win the Triple Triple Crowns or equivalent G1's. You'll get better parents with your oshi, you'll get 400-600k fans, which is 45-50 runs before you get 100M fans for your oshi.
Fan runs are soulless waste, I'm not sure why anyone would do them. They don't produce good parents, and since parent farming is based on consistent, persistent rolling, fan runs aren't a good solution.
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is it true you need to run geisha city as pace and still get her late gold skill to trigger?
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I don't get why Opera didn't won a triple crown if he was undefeated a whole year
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Thoughts? Winnable?
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one of those is her ult, which she's practically guaranteed to hit so long as she's second or less, and in the first half of the pack.
I'm not sure if NPC umas hit their ults automatically in races, though.
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your recovery will trigger late into the last leg, which means that, while you probably own't gas out, you will start your last spurt significantly later than other umas, most likely ending up 9th just about every time, also
>no spurt
literally run haru urara instead, what are you doing
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>>559318919
He was the undefeated monster as a 4 year old. He only got 1 crown during the classic year. He did win the autumn triple crown (tenno autumn, japan cup, arima kinen) but this is an unofficial achievement that's only been accomplished by two horses ever.
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WP-Anon, where you at? >>559263797
https://www.gematsu.com/2026/03/winning-post-10-2026-demo-launches-mar ch-12-in-japan
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Kissing the GIANT forehead
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>>559319342
>only first year
I don't think I will bother with the demo
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Is there a big difference between Uma Stan and Superstan? Or is it the same situation as prudent positioning and Center Stage?
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Oh come on, don't be such a puss... IT CARRIES OVER!! We need your insightful knowledge on how little the demo of this yearly sports game release changes things!
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why is the class rep so dominant?
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Assuming you're not trolling, here's how:
>pick ace uma you want to make a parent for, e.g. Tamamo Cross
>pick parent with good affinity with Tamamo Cross, e.g. Gold Ship
>select 9* stam/power legacies that have good affinity with Tamamo Cross, e.g. Creek/McQueen
If not 9*, at least 3* stam or power legacies, that way if you luckshit your own 3* it's actually worth something
>borrow a good 9* legacy for Tamamo Cross
>train said Gold Ship, run lots of G1s, get 600+ in speed/stam/power (if in Aoharu, you'll need 800/600/800+ to have a shot against Bitter Nigger and Little Cracker if you want to fight them)
Now for training, use a deck customized for the distance and style your parent wants, ie things you want Gold Ship to pass down to Tamamo Cross. So use end closer cards and cards that give you skills Tamamo will like, e.g. Hishiama for Straightaway Spurt
Now do that 50 times and you'll likely get a 2*/3* speed/stam/power Gold Ship, and if you're very lucky, you'll get Long sparks and end closer skill sparks as well.
Good luck.
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>>559319771
Anything less than first place is worthless.
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You can also do it on pace chasers to reduce getting kidnapped by lates/ends if you get a severely bad start, but focus is a cope proc for Groundwork, it largely doesn't matter unless you can reduce the cost of Concentration
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>>559319906Maybe that's why a certain someone here hates posters of her so much, they can't deal with her personality, it's all a personal vendetta.
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Opera, cuz I might get Fuji on top for free.
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Why are umas like Sirius (buckbroken raped bitch), Orfevre (coward horse that instantly submits to any horse that looks his way) and Dream Journey (borderline midget womanlet) popular with females?
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Is Finemotion today or tomorrow? I wanna watch Moomoo viewer pulls
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It pains me that this could've been at minimum UB8 if my inheritances weren't so awful that I had 800 skill points left over even after buying everything out. I really need to do parent runs, I also wish I had good parent Uma for Nige, especially since I don't have a single Kitasan.
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it'd be an uphill battle, pun intended. No spurt is a big handicap, especially because the final straight is a massive fucking hill and your power is low, too.
But your midrace is good. So you might have a shot. I'd run her, the amount of work that must have taken is impressive.
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>>559320120
But I like my trainee because she's mentally deficient and girls are their cutest when they're almost retarded.
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>>559319763
They already showcased the changes
I am interested the most int the inter-horse relationship thingy they showed where horses no longer just have rivals but also other realtionships
I might get it to check how horses that are still active have changed in terms of amulets. I already saw Ebayan going from a silver one to a rainbow. I wonder what they will give to Museum Mile and Masquerade Ball
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>>559320120
>"she is cherry and gives her all"
why of course
vanilla is the most popular flavor for a reason
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>>559320120
Haha, I bet she does, yeah
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>>559320341
>They already showcased the changes
I'd say "Subject to Change" as a joke, but knowing da Japanese Jews (KT), they never change jack and shit from the OG plan.
>where horses no longer just have rivals but also other relationships
Rivals I get, but what? So what, are they gonna track SIDE HOES that your horse might have, secret lovers and relationships with random farm hands?
>going from a silver one to a rainbow
Sounds like a bit of a drastic change, doesn't it lmao?
>>559320428
This anon gets it! Make BOY uma blush by calling them cute and hugging them randomly! Turns them into GIRLS!
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>>559319975
difficult choice but I would go with Orfevre because I like Yoko Hikasa
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someone mentioned meisho doto's health a few threads ago so I got curious and looked up which uma horses are still alive. color me really surprised that tsurumaru tsuyoshi, the sickly horse that was constantly on the verge of death's door, is still alive today and outlived all of his golden gen peers.
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Almond Eye broke her.
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What the fuck is U B 6
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>Rivals I get, but what? So what, are they gonna track SIDE HOES that your horse might have, secret lovers and relationships with random farm hands?
sort of, just check the image
>Sounds like a bit of a drastic change, doesn't it lmao?
HoTY and first Japanese BC classic winner gave him the boost that was needed
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AIIIEEEEE DANCHOU
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>>559320120
>nyooo she must be obnoxious bitch like real womenx!!!!!
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She does that to people
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>just check the imageEasier said than done that.
What a thing to add to a horse racing game, not something I would think of in the slightest, but I also have zero fucking clue about horses.
>gave him the boost that was needed
Huh. Fair enough.
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>>559321098
How about we compromise at high functioning retarded?
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Super Creek?
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When does Ask Edinburgh race again
I miss him
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Would he be a good uma trainer?
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Mambo!
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>>559320120
I love two-faced women
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>>559321651
yes unironically
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>>559321485
Jap version of netkeiba shows FUJI TV SHO SPRING STAKES (Japanese 2000 Guineas Trial) (G2) as his next target. That race is scheduled for March 15th
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>Do my Legend Races
>City jobs 3 times in a row at 4th place
>Get my first ever TT "DRAW"
Something is really off today.
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Do you think Stay Gold takes showers?
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>>559321795
>You're the type who's better off with a laid-back girl, you know!
I see, I'm going on a date with Seiun sky then! Thanks for the advice!
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>230/230
>again
God I can't wait until MANT drops so I can nuke my whole stable and start anew, only CM veteran umas will survive.
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>>559321989
Araya
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>Ardan only has 1 Concert
>Instinctive Speed, pretty much song for Sprinter/Miler
>Ardan's Sprint/Mile is E/B
wat?
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>>559321872
I choose to believe it's Sichi just before the hot springs rape ritual.
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Am I ready for the next champions meet? This is my first time doing graded as a free to poor how does my oguri look
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>>559322465
turn you into HER property, and hers alone.
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>>559315620
my digitan isnt doing well at all in practice matches
She basically never hits pump and redshift is usually wasted. Pump feels especially bad because there's a very small window for it to proc, so she cant rely on even getting a little bit of accel if she misses it
should I remake her into an endcloser? I feel like having straightaway spurt would be a lot better. Any advice for how to make her better?
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yea here
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>>559322751
the fuck
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>>559322561
I imported this gif from gook site
yes, it was me
this is here because of me
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Reminder that we will have two trial races this weekend
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>>559322561
This is my reworked nep meme. Redditors are too gutless to use it
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>>559322746
He has been posting that image since August of last year. Both of those threads come after his image. Therefor he is the original.
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>>559323006
sweepy is doing my homework
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Huh, this oonige I made just for fun is doing pretty well in public rooms and she's far from being a good one
>powerlet
I know
>y-your groundwork bwo? y-your angling???
I wasn't even expecting this to become good, no way I'm redoing thisunless...
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>THICK neisha
OISU
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>>559322561
Yes
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Why is goldshi always the default futa uma bull in every fanart
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>>559323518
Cafe is just insanely sexy to me. I saw bench art of her where her ribs were showing and it unlocked something inside me
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>>559323736
>be furiously masturbating to manhattan cafe porn
>meanwhilesunday silencebehind me
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>>559323006
Playing the game is the only time I do browse /uma/ thoughbeit
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Man that Kino no Tabi collab was sick they even made her permanent
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>>559323936
>tfw if you jack off to Cafe she will know because Sunday Silence would snitch
>next time you see her she gives you this look
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Who is the smelliest uma?
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>>559324110
I really really really want to kiss Stego's belly through the little gap in her shirt.
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>>559322561
>So far every meme and reaction image has been on reddit as well.
How.....do you know that?
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The feeling of being desired by a mentally ill (redundant) woman who enjoys seeing your relationship with another woman fail and being consoled by her (she is quick to try to make you move on, even if you're not emotionally ready)
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>>559323618
>Why is that? Are they ashamed of being themselves? Just like brown people larp as white?
we are not, we use all of that.
our club name? futamusume
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This Taiki hasn't won a single CM room I've tested her in, did I fuck up with the skills I bought?
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>>559324173
>that same night sunday silence appears in my dreams and recommends me obscure artists to jack off to wearing this face
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>>559324373
It's called being punk, unc.
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>>559323912
Well you should have done it before I made another Gold Ship with different recovery skills! I was counting on you.
But this one still beats the previous one maybe 7/10 times despite the uncapped speed and weaker midrace.
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Poors usually waste their money on useless irrelevant shit and it breaks instantly so they remain poor forever
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That's not punk, it's hot topic edgy, scrub
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>>559324452
we dont need to, we're full
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This game is ass
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what started the western fetish art spam
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you will never know the true suffering of training an uma with 30% sta growth
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Why are you so mean?
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>>559324638
I wish I knew some cafe artists bro
She's not popular enough to have many artists bandwagoning, and not obscure enough to have a single dedicated aurtist that makes 5 works a week and they're all surprisingly high quality but dissapears after a month of health issues
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>>559324615
Fuck
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Taiki and Falco and I'm planning to make a Digitan, this Falco doesn't win much either
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yea gwo i have mid race skills
just PoC
thats all i need
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>his definition of punk includes being a corporate shill
Fucking posers
>>559325060
Truth is uncomfortable
Punk is dead, the Beatles were never good and Nu Metal is only popular and nostalgic because of anime AMVs
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I feel like I should've rolled for Flashu... Verzeihung, precious deutsch hons.
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Are these umas strong enough to qualify? I didn't make it last CM
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>>559325025
I tried training Cafe a couple times for this cm but it was miserable…
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Nyoooooo
Expected it but still sad. Also god cafe’s underweight body is so good
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>>559325256
I do... I started making my aces yesterday
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This post is so brown it's crazy
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>>559325369
I'd hugely appreciate that, kind anon... Then again, I'd be afraid that she'd take me to another state, and I'm pretty happy where I currently am.
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>>559325237
>punk is about music
Oh no, it's retarded.
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>>559324770
Super Creek is so ass.
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>>559324905
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>Wine
Awfully fitting, and I hate that. While I'd love to drink something with her, it sure as fuck wouldn't be goddamn wine.
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>>559325783
Sometimes my event chains don't even start.
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>there are no dedicated cafe artists
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO ART ABOUT CAFE?
Reading comprehension is dead
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Anything happened that I should be made aware of?
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I only listen to the songs of the shadow people
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WP2026 demo coming out, that's about it.
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Super cute and all but there is the panda/faggotdex link
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>Taiki is positioned too behind and Smart Falcon not being able to finish the races despite angling
Yeah pretty much, Falco gets overtaken on the last spurt pretty often and Taiki is too far away from the front to do anything, I thought Digitan end was better this CM but I'm not sure my info is correct anymore after how poor I've done in test rooms
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there are so many fucking cafe artists and i'm not going to tell you any of their names because i fucking hate people who say blatantly retarded shit because they think it's easier to get information from people correcting them than it is to get answers by asking a simple question.
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Rice? more like gay and stinky and dumb lol
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They share the same brain cell.
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>>559325724
Oh yeah, the Beatles started as a band of pretty boys with vapid music that was mostly popular with women, most used to dress similarly until they found it more profitable to have personalities of their own, they split, one gets more success than the others while the rest either get a hit or are forgotten by everyone
That totally didn't happen to Nsync, Backstreet Boys, One Direction, Jonas Brothers, or any other group considered a boyband and beloved by old fags, your sister and your gay cousin...
Oh, wait...
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I think music discussions are nice, so, what's /uma/'s favorite umamusume song?and none uma song
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>>559326286
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TAKE IT BAVK
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Rice? More like BREAD amirite
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>>559326276
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>they exists, for real! it's the truth, you liar!
>i'm not telling though
Typical
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My best offer is cowprint cafe
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>>559326250
https://exhentai.org/g/3681226/39324a0c55/
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My fave uma song can change depending on the singer, making things quite difficult, and official versions a bitch and slightly annoying.
>fave NON uma song
impossible to say
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ayo this boy just came up to me and gave me some chocolates??
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yeah but everyone who likes music knows its subjective. but they fight about it and try to compare their dicks anyway. it makes me think they just want an excuse to compare their dicks. (metaphorically this means they just want an excuse to bring up the bands they like and the whole "fight" is just an elaborate LARP both participants subtly acknowledge.)
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>seething this hard at boy bands
Hoo boy
Let me guess, you're some loser 30-something balding millennial who hates boy bands because they look good and manage to attract girls unlike your ugly ass and you also listen to cringe "real music" like soft metalslop like Opeth or Dream Theater
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Every single popular band has a phase of good music and bad music. Every song is not a gem or album. But they make good music and carry the legacy of inspiration for other musicians for a reason. Music is contemporary and should not be held to templates or baselines. It's art.
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any good umamusume music remixes
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>uma song
Unironically the meme songs because I'm not really into Idol musicS single song is hard so I'll narrow it down to September by Earth Wind and Fire, Fresh by Kool & the Gang and Give it to me Baby by Rick James
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>>559325535
Jonggers?
Majsoul Friends Room 81143(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=81143
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>>559326352
>favorite uma song
So far the Arima Kinen theme.
>favorite non uma song
https://youtu.be/hyNu5i_6lKA
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Found the literal fags and trannys
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zX766xs4ywQ
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>everyone who likes music knows its subjective
Hate to break it, but they really don't. Everyone thinks THEIR subjective opinion is the hard fact of life and the only truth, all the more so with things such as music. Meanwhile I'm sitting here listening to classic, hardstyle, weeb shit and so on. People get REALLY stuck up about the dumbest shit, especially these days.
>they just want an excuse to bring up the bands they like
Not wrong.
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if digitan was a futa how likely is she to rape someone
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>>559326252
I really need to commission a cute doujin with cafe.
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>>559326168
S mile is pretty important on Falco. I've had the same issue
>Taiki
She'll probably do better in the rounds since rooms are pretty front heavy; I doubt rounds are going to be that bad. If you're still struggling, but against other pace chasers, you might have to work on getting stuff like playtime's over and gold skilling curvature and speed star
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The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all time are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all time. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics, instead, are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers.
In a sense, the Beatles are emblematic of the status of rock criticism as a whole: too much attention paid to commercial phenomena and too little to the merits of real musicians. If somebody composes the most divine music but no major label picks him up and sells him around the world, most rock critics will ignore him. If a major label picks up a musician who is as stereotyped as can be but launches her or him worldwide, your average critic will waste rivers of ink on her or him. This is the sad status of rock criticism: rock critics are basically publicists working for major labels, distributors and record stores. They simply highlight what product the music business wants to make money from.
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>>559326352
Girls Legend U, probably. But I really like Legend Changer and U.M.A New World and now even Votltage so it's really hard to say definitively. If we're talking solo songs I'll probably have to go with Stay On Course. From the vocals to the track it's just a really, really good song, but I also like QueenBee, Lady G Donna, Destroy for Dasein and Dance Dance Roman.
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I can't choose between just the concert songs and you expect me to choose one from all solo, ost, and concerts songs? lmao
I only listen to eurobeat and video game osts so my opinion on non-uma music is worthless
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>>559326987
>but not all trainers love their uma
nothing that a good rape can't solve
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It's funny how they pretend they're anything but shills for record labels
The Beatles and Elvis, 2 of the most "iconic" Rock icons, were literally fabricated by the music industry, but because they were popular as they were designed, you're supposed to believe they are "classics" because people who can't name a musical artist that isn't in the top 100 got into a position were they can comfortably be paid shills
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2/4
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Brian...
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>>559326352
>uma song
any happy ass song and Sunbeam cheer
>non uma song
I'm a dynamic/adaptive music kinda guy
>what?
NFSMW Chase music and most of (base) PSO2 OST
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Yeah I get you, my ex used to play it during rides and it's the most pretentious shit music I've ever been forced to hear
I'm talking like a solid 5 minutes of boring filler sounds then the singer does some sad sounding singing voice and I have to listen to yaps about how it's le deep and shit
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>>559327723
It's jongover...
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>>559326352
I exclusively listen to Uma songs, anything else is fucking trash compared
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>>559327796
Yeah but Tickezo won the Derby.
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>>559327796
the dahby THO
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>>559327796
Yeah, but the DARBY...
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>winning ticket
>win dahby
>win another race
>lose all the rest
I WANT A REFUND REEE
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>>559328248
UWAAAAAA DARBBBBY
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we jonging?
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What if I had sex with Sakura Chiyono O?
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for me it's Westlife and Backstreet Boys
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>>559328423
then you would've fucked a dog
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>>559328423
she's the one fucking you
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JONGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!! !!!!!!!!
MAKE A ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!
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>>559328629
calm down, autismo
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>>559328447
>12 hand stallion
That's a tiny ass horse what the hell
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I wish I could suck the cock of the that did the bakushin armpit gifto death
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>>559326352
>favorite umamusume song
Anything my oshi sings. Stream BLAZE
>non uma song
I listen to so much weeb shit and garbage noiseotomadsthat I almost never listen to regular things. I guess this one cover comes to mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDIMtVk78L0
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It's not fair
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I think Brian is too dumb because she doesn't eat her vegetables.
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>>559328786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C94S4CEHn2w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-L2pRpjzCg
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>>559315778
what if i raped kitasan
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>>559326352
Make Debut and Shakur's song is all I need
Ramonu and Ticket's song are okay too I guess
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>>559328943
>Too dumb
Cease this slander, she gets decent grades
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>>559328912
I wish I could suck the cock of the that did the bakushin armpit gifto death
>>559329093
I'm glad my intentions were clear
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>>559329030
she's the one doing the rape, Dia too
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>>559329093
I want to be raped by a horse and be forced to marry my rapist!
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>>559329103
Based Biwa
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>>559329103
doesn't count since Hayahide was there to make her study
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what if the horse raped me
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Stop gooning to my father
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Should I click that?
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>>559329345
nyo
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>>559329237
Can you at least get new material if you're gonna post 3d umanko
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>>559329512
Do they share him with Verxina and Vivlos?
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>Clanker art
Uma Musume is anti AI-coded, please understand
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I got lame cards so I have to get very lucky to barely cap two stats. Aside from s-ranking affinities can you give me some feedback?
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>>559329849
you mean Special Michaels
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>Sloppa
Fuck OFF
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can we not do this
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Watched a YouTube video with a guy talking about pull planning but I laughed the entire video bc this man was assuming 200 pulls should get you two copies of a card. Bitch, my kitasan black cards and dober ONLY showing up at pity means this is a joke. Statistics or no
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Acceleration skill doesn't really do anything, you shouldn't get it.
So your only accel skill is corner accel. Which can work on this course if it hits at the right time, but is very unreliable.
Could really do with something like Head on or Nimble nav/No stopping me or other accels.
Ideally you really don't want to take recovery skills for mile, so you can use those skills points on other skills, but you'd need about 100 more stam for that
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>>559330028
Nyo….
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>>559330467
is this real!?!?!
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I fucking hate those stupid fucking "DID YOU KNOW IN OUMAMOOSOOMAY" videos
No matter how many times I keep pressing not interested they keep showing up
Even worse when I suddenly get jumpscared by that one ugly fat fuck with glasses
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>keep getting Dirt S instead of Mile S on my good runs
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I have SSR Vodka and Suzuka at zero uncaps.
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>sweepy
>download this thing from some random chinese website
hmmmmmm
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*saves your shitty BNW concert*
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>>559330467
why does his right arm phase through her legs?
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>download this thing from some random chinese website
Literally where does it say anything even remotely close to that? Quote it, or even better, post photo proof, so we know how gay and stinky you are, dog.
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I used to think Patrick was alright as a goofy dorky unc, my peer, but the when he made that video about changing his channel icon to almond eye's eye I lost respect for him.
Now the only one I like is the Uma vtuber one that signs off with "like and follow for horse"
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another late night daily run, another 75 carats lost because Cygames can't fix their fucking game so I crash and don't get back to my run before resey
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>>559331091
Did I stutter bitch?
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we all know who the soulless umas are but what uma makes you feel respect and say
>wow, that actually beat me
when you run against them? for me it's probably rice and winning ticket
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>>559331051
Stop leaving it till right before reset idiot
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tsinghua university is a respected academic institution across the world
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What emulator do you use
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47082496
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>he can't code it himself
>he can't even vibe code
LMAO LOOK AT THIS DOOOOOOOOOOD
>>559331397
I use my phone
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The next thread will be worse.
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>le hacker news
>>559331492
>peak botnet browser with dog shit support
barely any better than fucking cuckstacks lmao
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>NOW
always has
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>>559331238
I lost to a Ryan two cm's ago by a nose and got cucked out of a platinum title. Im still upset because a 45% win rate was the highest win rate I ever had.
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>>559330786
Do you not have the Bourbon event card? Making a frontrunner without taking the lead is going to be really rough.
Try something like this. I know Fukukitaru + Kitasan alone are enough to cap speed on Smart Falcon.
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>>559329879
I'm a man and I like boys. Why can't it be the same for girls?
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>>559331245
Maybe Cygames shouldn't have left the game near unplayable for three months
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since fucking when?
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>>559331837
Not nice to say that
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>>559329810
no, she just really admires her. I asked my sister about it because it felt a bit gay, and she said it's totally normal for girls to act like that towards someone they look up to in the way Spe does Suzukashe hates homosexuality so I believe her
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>>559331929
STOP POSTING THE WRONG CURREN
POST THIS ONE INSTEAD GODDAMNIT