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I love my wife Neptune!
i was about to post it, good job

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I love Itsuka Kotori.
An unexpected OP.

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I love sluts!

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Compa megami-sama...

>>559298328
Megami ja nai yo.

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I think we should discuss um...

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>>559301314
NEPPERS

>>559301314
What kind of guns goddesses besides Uni would use. Give them different ranges and use cases and they could easily come back.

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>>559302379
Doesn't Virtual Stars give them one already? Admittedly I haven't played it but if I recall correctly
>Neptune gets an AR
>Vert gets a sniper rifle
>Blanc gets a LMG
I would switch Blanc and Vert around desu

>>559303594
No clue, I know fuck all about that game besides the fact that it exists and lacks Compile Heart's own vtuber. I had stopped actively engaging with this series after the side scroller and that game did not make me want to come back.
I guess Noire got the pistol then? Not surpised at those choices, Vert has always been the long range weapon user. I would have given Blanc a shotgun myself but I can understand why she got a LMG.

>Blanc has an LMG
Those things are among the heaviest personal firearms. Makes sense for a CPU that wields a bigass hammer when others prefer light, bladed weapons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV1F6aqcp0w

>>559302379
Well, disregarding Virtual Stars, it goes like this:

Nepgear technically already has one with her M.P.B.L, she would just have to have an energy rifle in her human form

Neptune could have dual pistols. I'd say gun heels, but Neptune doesn't wear heels and I'd see a lot of accidental discharges.

Noire, I see with a short musket to match her design

Blanc, give her the Metroid arm cannon. Or the Golden Gun since Goldeneye was a huge hit for the N64

I got nothing for Rom and Ram

Vert, you could give here the Battle Rifle/Needler/Plasma Rifle from Halo or the Chainsaw rifle from Gears of War.

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I'm a teacher at CPU school now, here are my expectations:

>As she neogates with me to remove the minus from her grade, Neptune unties her blouse a bit and turns into Purple Heart.
>Noire in her cute school uniform comes too late and apologises as I give her detention, so
I can see her sweat shine in the sun at a sunny afternoon in class.
>As I supervise Blanc getting her swim batch she will be wet and exhausted and too happy to get her batch to notice how my eyes wander over her wet swimsuit.
>In sport Vert can hardly hide her assets under the simple white t-shirt she is wearing and every task I give her lets everything bounce.
>As I pass the girls toilet I can hear Gears and Unis cute noises as they try out... new things...
>During breaktime I can see the elemenatry school on the other side on the street where Rom and Ram declining some candy offered by strange men in a black van. Good girls!

We're still searching for a person who can take care of the medical stuff, we want healthy young girls after all. But remember we are a serious institution.
(Side note: Don't go into the sun during spring it messes with you.)

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>>559295249
A fucking gacha OP? Really, you fags?

>>559311108
Chill out nigga there's Neps in it

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>>559311108
Blancbro, don't be "unc" now, gacha is THE otaku culture now, that as well as vtubers.
The trends have shifted and if you want to be a weeb you have to accept gacha, simple as.

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i love my wife histoire

>>559309462
What does that stand for again? I can only remember Most Pure Brave Lady. I think the B and L are for Beam Laser.
Neptune should just get her old gun back, it was a nice design.
>heels
I will always be vehemently against more heels, no matter what. Vert is enough, thanks.
If you are not set on a rifle, or carbine length weapon, Noire's old Flintlock looking pistol would work as well.
I get that it is Ninetendo and all but an arm weapon suits Planeptune more than Lowee. As for her sisters, something long range would do, so mabye DMRs or something like the real life battle rifles but if you want it to be something based on a Nintendo game I cannot give any ideas, I know fuck all about most Nintendo things. If you want to give Vert something Halo, making something based off the NTW-20 would work. The chainsaw bayonet gun is the Lancer (Mk.2). I would be up for it just for the chainsaw duels but it would never happen.

>>559312496
Let's not start throwing around current lingo, I get my fill of "unc" in other threads. Also I get that you are not being entirely serious but acting like you have to accept every single part of anime otaku culture is silly. This was never true.

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>>559309462
>I got nothing for Rom and Ram
Clearly a weapon that requires too people to shoot.

>>559313828
You know what, twins operating as a recoilless rifle team sounds great.

>>559313731
I believe it is Multiple Particle Beam Launcher.

>>559311108
Ay, relax man. I made sure it had Neps in it. Azur Lane technically on-topic since 1) neps are in it and 2) CH developed Crosswave. Don't worry, I'll ensure that neps are in it if I boat post

>>559311108
settle down

>>559316830
I hate that you can't get Neptune in Cross Wave anymore. I wasted my money.

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yuge neppers

>>559324618
I see 1 (one) protagonist

>>559324618
What sexy creatures

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I see two (2) rug-munchers

>>559325516
I see 1 (one) cute girl and 1(one) forgettable girl.

>>559325757
Segami is cute, yeah. The other bitch is an NPC

>>559325960
I should have seen that one coming.

>>559325286
You're actually rright. One is a protagonist and the other is the mf Franchise.

What is the "mf franchise"?

Blanc should have a shotgun I don’t know why it just kinda feels right.

>GACHAGACHAGACHA
It lives rent-free in chihuahua blancfag's mind.
It's hilarious since neptunia wouldn't even succeed as a gacha
Hell compa somehow SOMEHOW made a supposedly "real" "genuine" game called Azur Lane: Crosswave that's somehow worse than the fucking gacha it's based off

>>559330075
He's just upset the message about sending people to his gay lovenest in garbagechan was deleted. Little by little his bf is disappearing and he does not like it. Personally I am glad his long ahh conversations with him here are no longer. He can take his gay tantrums back to /v/ where it belongs

My Nep plush is supposed to come in today after I had to get a replacement because mine got lost in the mail somehow.

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>>559331084

>>559331780
Bareback anal sex with Origami...

>>559332043
Bareback everything.

>>559331362
Remember to squeeze the Verification Plush when prompted

>4 filtered items
>look inside
God, save this miserable soul. IFtard is in full delulu mode.

>>559337134
Ram's receding hairline

wtf noirefag what did zundamon ever do to you

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You didn't see that

I LOVE BLACK HEART. I LOVE THE WAY SHE TALKS. I LOVE HER JAPANESE VOICE AND HER ENGLISH VOICE. I LOVE THE WAY SHE SAYS SHE HAS TO BE THE ONE DOING EVERYTHING. I LOVE HER REAL NAME WHICH IS NOIRE WHICH IS APPROPRIATE BECAUSE I ALWAYS FEEL NO IRE WHEN I HEAR HER. I LOVE THE WAY HER CLEARLY SOFT AND SILKY WHITE HAIR FLOWS. I LOVE THAT SHE'S 160 CM WHICH IS IMAGINE TIER BECAUSE I AM WAY TALLER THAN HER. I LOVE THAT SHE USES SWORDS BECAUSE IT IS MY FAVORITE WEAPON TO USE IN RPG GAMES. I LOVE THAT SHE CARRIES THE TEAM WITH GOOD ALL ROUND STATS. I LOVE THAT SHE TRUSTS ME ENOUGH TO HELP HER IN HER GAME WHEN SHE LOST ALL HER FRIENDS. HER SWORD IS REALLY NICELY DESIGNED IN HOW SIMPLE IT IS AND IT COMPLIMENTS HER NICE ELEGANT FIGURE. SHE HAS PERFECTLY SIZED HIPS AND BREASTS FOR HER FRAME. AS SHE WEIGHS 45KG SHE IS PRETTY LIGHT WHICH WOULD MAKE CARRYING HER TO A COMFORTABLE PLACE EASY WHEN SHE GETS TIRED FROM WORK. NOIRE GETS ALONG WELL WITH NEPTUNE WHICH IS NICE. I LOVE THAT SHE IS FRIENDS WITH BLANC AND VERT. I LOVE THAT SHE LIES ABOUT BEING OVERWORKED BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T WANT THE OTHERS TO WORRY ABOUT HER BUT WE ALL KNOW WE HAVE TO DO IT ANYWAY. I LOVE THE EAGERNESS SHE HAS WHEN DRAGGING ME AROUND TO SPEND THE DAY WITH HER. I LOVE THAT EVEN THOUGH SHE SAYS MEAN THINGS SHE CARES ABOUT HER FRIENDS.

>>559339540
Don't worry about it

>>559337134
Honestly I fucking prefer Ram. Untameable girls out of my reach are fucking attractive to me for some reason.

>>559339542
I really did not, sad times.

>>559339989
Unfortunately AIslop is capable of making waifu abuse these days.

>>559340490
Oh, so nothing I would be interested in seeing then.

>>559341003
Yes, nothing good about it. I wanted to find the source so I should have deleted it once I'm done. The original source got deleted anyway.

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Did I miss Noire the Whore getting abused and/or raped?

>>559343520
You wish, Marvyfag

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We all want to see Noire the Whore in agony, right /nepgen/?

>>559346027
Marvy is a Senran

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>The pajeet saw my shameful post
I will do better next time

>>559346027
No, *WE* don't.

>>559339945
You probably like cats more than dogs

>>559349470
Actually I don't like cats lol.
People that like cats are always sois and feminists, I never seen a sane person who prefers cats over dogs.

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I started playing DerQ Code Z recently. Does the game really expect me to die to every single monster to grind the skill tree?

>>559354669
Nicole Demara's cousin.

>>559355149
I always thought she looked like older Kyouko.

Nicole Demara is built different

>>559356063
Too bad she's irrelevant now because the game needs to sell the new whores
This is why gacha whores and Vtubers are not worth it

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>>559356147
I would have loved ZZZ more if the story wasn't revolving around gacha and Nicole was one of the main characters in a traditional RPG.

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>>559354669
Yes unfortunately. Playing the game trying to survive and avoiding death is apparently playing it wrong. I learned the hard way after wasting enough time and wrote about that in my review here when I finished the game. It's a shit way to implement replay value and game length, but not expected from the revolving-door interns who made the game.

It sucks because it has some of the best character interactions in all of DERQ.You can skip the death ends and just get back to where you were. They're cheaply implemented, anyway, except if they involve more than one character.

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For those who played the original HDN, did you ever spend any time naming your combo strings?

>>559356147
Indeed. Gacha don't even count as games.

>>559356542
Nicole really is the best character in ZZZ's story. Too bad you gotta roll for her like 6 times to get all upgrades so she can be viable in the meta.

>>559359221
Best example of a good character stuck in a shitty franchise

>>559358824
i believe so. i wish more games let you do that

To me the actual worst part of gachas is how they basically make you spend more time reading than playing the actual game.

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can YOUR wife run doom?

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>>559373654
She could probably run 10 instances of Etternal on max settings at once.

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>>559373881
>10 instances of Etternal on max settings at once
sooooooooo you're saying she can't run doom (1994)?

>>559374056
Yes but it'd have to be built from the ground up in Minecraft: Neptune Edition

just remembered that, ironically, the 32X version of DOOM does suck compared to the SNES one, since it's based on the Jaguar's.

>>559373881
Hot gluing Neptune’s console self!
Or riding neptune in her jet form

>>559359221
doesnt even matter because her only role is to come out to shoot a single ether ball and then fuck off so everyone else can mop up
ngl im of the opinion that the only character in that game that's actually fun to play is Miyabi because she's intuitive to not need to research how to play and also mops up the bullet sponges fast enough. I'd probably like Genshin if I had some character that didn't have to beat on a bokoblin for a minute straight to kill it, too.

>>559376730
Burnice has a fun moveset. I also like Qingyi because she can basically win just by spamming click, it's actually hilarious.

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back on topic

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I don't see a single Yuuki in here.

>>559377639
Uni has an extra finger. Get the revised version.

>>559376730
Back when I played ZZZ I actually liked playing Nicole as a DPS because she has some unique cancels and extenders on her EX, and the bullets made her more interactive than the average character. The need to reload for optimal dps means you can't just mash buttons. Also her dodge counters are very choppy and quick so you could counter multiple times simultaneously, turning it into a rhythm game.
But those days are over. I don't think I'm playing it ever again, I still miss her though.

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>>559378104
i-i can't believe tsunako uses ai slop!!!

>>559378235
why did you stop playing it if you miss her?

>>559378308
The Chinawank was too much, and the power creep unbearable. DPS Nicole won't clear shit obviously, but back when I played it it was still somewhat possible.

>>559378431
Do you have any clips or webms?
I started playing few months ago and I'm interested to see how different the whole game was in its beginnings.

>chinawank
Honestly I'm more bothered by the fact the plot is leaning more towards the shonen slop type of story In Ye Shunguang's arc we literally fight some god shit called "The Creator". This fucking garbage belongs in Genshin, not in ZZZ, I fucking hate this.
Honestly I feel the chinawank meme is just people overreacting. Personally I'm more bothered by koreawank and the zoomers worshipping it and that shit is everywhere (kpoop, k dramas, manhwa...) how come no one is bitching about koreawank instead?

>>559380056
That plot line is literally straight out of wuxia (Chinese martial arts film for you gweilos), and that is exactly what I meant by Chinawank. As if the ether buddhahood and jesus fuckery wasn't enough.
No, I don't have clips. I literally left not long after 2.0 when they introduced the new area (Chinatown surprise surprise). It wasn't that much different to what you are seeing right now.

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>>559376730
>>559377493
I want Nicole to play with neps, though I'm not sure which ones would be funniest

>>559378431
>>559380056
>>559380771
It's truly a shame how badly the game lost its identity ever since the story event where the credits rolled. It left a lot of hanging plot threads there too. It isn't even just the power creep, it's the whole presentation trying to one up itself and leaving old characters behind, thus you get Grace's ultimate being "teehee here's a grenade" early on vs Ye Shunguang now cutting the universe in half and I'm supposed to pretend these two things are conceptually on par with one another

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Sexo

>>559341875
Pixiv?

>>559358824
Maybe the first time I played? For subsequent runs I left it alone.

>>559376707
I absolutely want her to fly me around in that Su-47 look-a-like.

>>559388886
Ram is best when not transformed but I like her hair here more.

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Some Marvy Milk with your breakfast, anon?

>>559392149
I am partial to Ai milk, myself.

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>>559392221
But he's a dude, he can't make milk

>>559392419
Ai chan is a very cute girl, thank you very much.

IF has a dingdong saar

If you look at a girl and a dick is your first thought, you clearly have something wrong with you.

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Here's a female Iffy, for comparison

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This is a fake. The real Ai chan looks much more appealing.

>>559393848
>Cowtits on a canon flattie
No. If you want tits then go to /skg/.

>>559393848
Built for paizuri

>>559395432
That is an option but there are a few Neps with large tits too.

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>>559380771
Shame, but if the power creep is very real then I guess it's a good thing I started playing late when the game already had a defined meta. I only remember that Ellen was the strongest character at release, and she seems to still hold a strong position in current meta.

>>559387726
More art of Neps and ZZZ girls together is always a good thing.
>spoiler
Yeah, I miss when we were just hackers against evil corpos or some shit. I don't care about any god-like beings, and the entire Ye Shunguang plot with "the fate of the universe at stake" was extremely retarded and out of place in this game.

>>559396465
Senran has so much tits you can suffocate in them. Neptunia is supposed to be much more moderate. Iffy in particular should never, under any circumstances, grow to a G-cup size. I don't like her all that much but I'm that afraid of change. Her design just doesn't work for me unless she's a flattie.

>>559396797
sluts

>>559396853
You do not need to tell me, I am never going to advocate for anyone with small tits getting large ones.
>spoiler
Afraid is not the word I would use, especially when such a change is pointless. Not like change is inherently good either.

>>559394008
She got implants

>>559396797
>Ellen
>Still hold a strong position in the meta
Yeah, after she got heavily buffed lmao

>>559397191
Terrible decision, really.

>>559397329
Pirachu wants her to, because Pirachu loves fake things

>>559399534
Good thing we do not listen to rats then, eh?

>>559400198
IFjeet would be disappointed, that's his bull

>>559400421
>Implying any of care about him being disappointed

>>559400495
He needs someone to fuck his wife

>>559400495
*any of us

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>>559400552
No one wants their dick anywhere near that hoe
She probably has a dozen STDs

>>559400552
I cannot imagine there is any timeline or dimension or any other plane of existence where Ai would want anything to do with him, let alone be his wife.

>>559400993
Indian arranged marriage, she was forced into it

>>559401383
Indians, thankfully, do not exist in any version of Gamindustri. Even the Graveyard is too clean for the likes of them.

>>559401492
Nonsense, Indians are everywhere.

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>>559396797

>>559401573
The world would truly be in dire straits if this were true. There would not be a clean spot anywhere.

>>559401627
what is wifey looking at in the background? i don't play zzz

>>559405959
An AI character named Fairy that is your smarmy virtual assistant and often-reused plot mcguffin throughout the good parts of the game's story. Think Histoire, but smug and condescending in an endearing sort of way. She might be a bad influence on Histoire

>>559410475
cute

>>559350981
Cats carry parasites that alter your sexual habits to make the spread to other cat owners more easy. Yes they use humans to reach other cats. Degenerate stuff like pussy eating, anal sex and getting aroused by cucking all comes from them.

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>shouts MUDA in HDN1 when doing melee attacks

>>559412395
Doubt it, never owned a cat and I still like anal. With proper protection though.

>>559412608
Of course not every instance of such fetishes are related to parasites. That would be insane. Cats as pets is still new in the history of mankind. But I don't like dog more because they can always tell that I wore my underwear longer than I should.

>>559376707
Image Jet Neptune has a suck device that gets attached to your genitals while you're in the cockpit. Have a nice fly.

>>559412395
>Degenerate stuff like pussy eating
You Jamaican by chance?

>>559412595
She also references what I assume is Sailor Moon as a battle intro.

>>559413807
I would have mixed feelings about that.

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As a loyal citizen of Leanbox and a faithful devotee of Lady Vert, I fully embrace degeneracy.

>>559415387
How would you do a fighting jet? And Neptune can still talk to you I guess.

>>559415626
Good question, I have no idea how one would fuck a fighter jet. Neptune would absolutlely still be able to converse, I think her and Plutia do in V and then there is the Nepbike too.

how would bert react if you told her you love her soles more than her breasts?

>>559413807
Personally I want to jack off inside Purple Heart Jet form while she does JOI In that soft voice she used against Steammax, then after ejaculating inside the cockpit she transforms back into Neptune and complains about the bitter taste
>>559417586
Vert would give you the most disgusted look imaginable

>>559346027
No, I just want to put her in a warm room so that she gets so sweaty she has take some of her clothes off in front of me.

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>>559415387
>She also references what I assume is Sailor Moon as a battle intro.
pretty, mysterious, neptune of love and justice! in the name of the basilicom, i'll punish you!

>>559418876
Please punish me Sailor Neptune!

>>559417586
I assume surprise followed by (immense) disappointment. Neps are not too receptive to those a foot fetish. Not done it with Vert so I have no idea what her reaction is.

>>559418876
Surprisingly, most, if not all of Neptune's battle intro lines are the same in En as the original script. I say most because I do not remember all of them by heart.
What is the one where she tells you to be careful of something from above referencing?

>>559419604
*those with a

>>559419604
>What is the one where she tells you to be careful of something from above referencing?
i'm guessing the trope of cute girls falling from the sky?

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>>559415541
Vert and MarvelousAQL are good friends I assume...

>>559420305
Probably that since is one.

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>>559421181
Oh you know it

>>559421181
I'm still mad the Ninja game didn't even have Katsuragi in it. I wanted to see what kind of degenerated sick fun these two would come up with together.
We probably are never getting another crossover game, maybe not even a game with senrans at all like ever.

>>559421543
>Ninja game didn't even have Katsuragi in it.
WHAT THE FUCK

Unfun fact: You can't even type in ''school girl uniform'' in google without the engine suggesting you are a pedo and should seek help. Sad times, don't they know what a fetish is? (That was years ago no guaranties for now.)

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>>559421438
I do! They can spend the whole night figthing eachother in the Shinobi Dojo only for Vert to occasionally snatch the victory from jaws of defeat because she's good at resource management.
>>559421543
That "WHAT THE FUCK" post was me. I'm dumbfounded. Marvelous left one of their best Senrans out of the spinoff. How could they? Did they do so because of her fondness of groping? If they did so because they were afraid of her... in a Neptunia x Senran crossover of all things... they're beyond salvation. I fucking understand Blancfag now.

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>>559422297
I just copied and pasted that and got this.

>>559422612
They just shoved the leaders in as far as I know, I could not say why though. No point getting mad at your own speculation. Not the first time Senran made questionable decisions regarding characters in a game.

>>559422743
Maybe a EU problem, they love their guidance advise like we all babys. You click a musicvideo with some suicide lines in it and you get asked if you are sad or alone and need help? Call this number...

>>559422886
>No point at getting mad at your own speculation.
Sorry. Her abscence is still disenhearting.

>>559423083
I could not say but I am pretty sure there are a fair few leftovers of EU law here so I imagine something like this would be among them. I never ran into this before since if I was looking for that I would have added porn to the search but this was also before Google went on its anti loli, anti sex crusade.

>>559423351
>disenhearting
This is just Senran as a whole. Even when they were still making games nothing was as good as Deep Crimson. They did that weird personality swapping shit with the Gessen dlc in Re:Newal, Seven never happened, they briefly went the Neptune route and only released subpar spinoffs for a bit, they became a gacha only series and now the only new "Senran" game is some endless runner on mobiles. I miss when I just played Estival and Peach for multiplayer, actually getting into the series mostly brought me pain.

>>559421543
The game is full of strange decisions. The senran vectors are so laughably bad and even through it would make sense for the characters to split up they never do. They have an ugly bastard villain and a kidnepped princess and do nothing with that. Only Yuuki is really relevant for the story. But the post game is fun so is her body.

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>>559424168
Forgot my pic yet again.

>>559423829
Well, I have a Vita and didn't have the foresight to borrow my friend's 3DS when he was mailing me stuff so I started with Shinovi Versus. Azahar touch screen controls are ASS so I watched the anime to get a good grasp of whate happened in Portrait of Girls/Burst. I hope I'll remember the series only for its good games.
>>559424351
Female Neko-Astolfo.

Would Blancfag use Blanc on other forums too?

>>559424351
At first I thought her proportions would be too ridiculous for me to get off of her but my dick hard disagreed.

>>559424531
Shinovi was my first game as well, a friend came over and had me play it. I was a lot less tolerant of large breasts back then so I picked Ryoubi as soon as I saw her. You do not need the touch screen for anything mandatory for the 3DS games, I emulated them as well.

>>559425201
>touchscreen
I don't need a touchscreen but I need buttons. Emulated touchscreen buttons suck and I don't have a good controller suited for handheld play.

So, what do you do in senran reflexions? Some form of dating?

>>559427430
pretty much, yeah

>>559427728
I wonder if nintendo censored that too?

>>559425524
Oh that is what you meant. I did not think you were emulating them on a phone or tablet. No 360 or Dualshock controller?

>>559427430
You just hang out and there is a massage minigame, maybe some other stuff but that is all I remember. You get a confession at or near the end. I barely spent any time on it.

>>559428517
I actually ordered one for my phone just now. Stupid drunkwn waste of money that I don't regret

>>559427430
Yes, you date Senrans. But the character list is really weird. To quote Blancfag:
>Imagine a Nep Reflexions where your choices are Neptune, Noire, C-Sha, Peashy, and Rei Ryghts. That's basically what Senran Kagura did.

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>>559425201
>I was a lot less tolerant of large breasts back then so I picked Ryoubi as soon as I saw her.
I'm glad you grew out of your flattie phase, anon

>>559429068
Despite watching their show than I was younger I know very little about them. So I only care about Yumi the character that many regard as a Mary Sue.

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>senran kagura discussion with no mention of my bean sprout wife yomi

>>559429926
Looks like Histoire's big sister....

>>559429615
Yumi is a cautionary tale about how destructive false dichotomy really is

>>559428890
For your phone?

>>559429469
It is not a phase, dad!
Being serious though, if I like a girl enough even cowtits become attractive to me and I ended up liking a good deal of Senrans after paying attention. As far as Senrans go, Kafuru has the ideal chest size.

>>559429615
Yumi is only good for sex.

>>559429926
Yomi is probably the weakest of the original Hebijos, honestly.

>>559429926
Hilariously, Yomi was one of the reason Deep Crimson didn't sell as well since she was the second boss fight and the entire Japanese fanbase got filtered by her. It also didn't help that Yumi wasn't in the game.

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>>559429469
For me it depends on the season. In winter I would prefer a cute Nepgear hug and a plump picture like this would not tempt me, but as the sun rises, so do I become more feral. Nature is a wonderful thing...

>>559431163
>weakest of the original Hebijos
That would be Mirai.
>>559431163
>For your phone?
Yes. If your phone has a nice OLED screen that doesn't suffer from mura/yellowing and a beefy CPU, why not put it to a good use and emulate stuff on it?

>>559431163
Sex is my justice.

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>yomi hate

>>559412595
I now want to hear Japanese Neptune recite DIO quotes.

>>559431403
Nah, Mirai was solid.
>Phone
Is your phone better than your pc? I am just confused as to why that seems to be your go to.

>>559431546
You could trick their retard like that but Yumi would not fall for it.

>>559431813
You are ascribing much stronger feelings to me than I actually have. The only Senrans I am close to hating are Yumi and the Gessen retard, Minori I think her name was. Hibari was bad enough.

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>>559431813
No one is hating on Yomi... sorry if we hurt you, Histyanon. Have a wifey pic.
>>559432268
I like the comfort of a handheld. Also, portable consoles let me obscure the screen from view whereas playing on a PC that faces the room would destroy my dignity and attract side-eyes from my roommates.

>>559432268
>Minori
Aside from being an oppai loli she has no redeemable qualities. Hibari is just moe through helplessness. Yagyū always protecting her, even while training, is pretty annoying too.

>>559432504
Oh it is you. That explains it then.

>>559432786
Yagyuu babying her really fucking sucks because Yagyuu is hot and actually pretty good in Deep Crimson, though that is true of most of them. That game was clearly an anomaly given how the series turned out though. I want my demon baby eating bad guy back...

>>559433772
You've made me want to play Deep Crimson now.

>>559433979
Definitely worth it but do temper your expectations. If you are at all similar to me my praise will make you expect more than it offers.

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>>559431995
>Neptune stops time
>she flies off and grabs an enormous SEGA Neptune console to crush you with
>just as it's about to make contact, you hear Neptune threaten you by reciting DIO dialogue, complete with her attempting to match his tone
>instead of you shouting ORA as you punch the giant console, you laugh like the Joker

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Ahem...

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Watch out Mirai...

>>559437703
Double naizuri from Issun and Croire...

>>559439904
Vert will be the least of her worries...

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>>559429926
Her and Vert should fuck.

>>559446931
Vert should fuck IF saar

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>>559446931
...me in a menage a trois, I agree

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>>559431995
>do you remember how many puddings have you eaten in your life?

>>559448438
Three. I prefer spongecake.

>>559436626
>NEPTUNE CONSORU DA!
>>559448438
>How many hours have you spent playing games so you could ignore your duties?

>>559448438
>do you remember how many abilities you've learned in your life?

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concept wifeys are so cute. i love top left and middle right

>>559453324
Are you sure? These looks a bit more mature for your tastes

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if a man loves italian food, does that mean he must dislike all other foods?

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End of video games, crumbling away
I'm your source of self-destruction
Posts that pump with fear, sucking /nepgen/ clear
Leading on your death's construction
Taste memes, you will see
(You)s are all you need
Dedicated to
How I'm Nepping (You)

Come nepping faster (faster)
Obey your master (master)
Your memes burns faster (faster)
Obey your master, master

Master of Neppers, I'm pulling your strings
Eating your pudding and smashing your memes
Blinded by me, you can't see a thing
Just (You) my postas 'cause I'll hear you scream
Nepper, Nepper
Just (You) my postas 'cause I'll hear you scream
Nepper, Nepper

Eggplants the way, never you betray
Life of vidya becoming clearer
ASIC monopoly, ritual misery
Chop your eggplants on a mirror
Taste me, you will see
Nep is all you need
Dedicated to
How I'm killing you

Come nepping faster (faster)
Obey your master (master)
Your memes burns faster (faster)
Obey your master, master

>>559454335
Buon Giorno, signore, pizza pasta macaroni spaghetti, ciao

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>>559454335
I just hope you don't put pineapple on pizza

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>>559455135
i don't, but pineapple on pizza isn't bad. someone i know used to get his pizza with pineapples, jalapenos, and meat. it was good
but you know what isn't good? ranch on pizza

Histyfag seems to know a lot about pizza. Makes a lot of sense huh

>>559456813
He's not beating the Nepstein allegations any time soon

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when should i expect the 50-part youtube documentary on my life?

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>>559454594
Meganep is better

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>>559439904