Most Annoying Shitposters of 2026 so far
Impostercuck
Sissyfag
Norafag
Puggers
(You)
(Me)

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aw shit this thread beat mine out. oh well thats how it goes.
>>559529962
only 5th. oof

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>>559530231
>no complex parallax
Your game looks like it's from 2012

>>559530231
One day my man,
one day (You)'ll make it to the top

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since last thread ded

>>559529857
ugly

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>>559530828
Is Lyg the anime continent?

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any new adventures out worth a weekend trip?

>>559530905
It helps if you turn your monitor on.
>>559531017
No that would be Akavir

>>559530741
no shit you moron ive said a few times I keep graphics stock to free up vram for those huge 60+ npc battles I have going on. you batman better update your shit posting notes as you guys are always outdated on things with me and than look stupid when you get exposed for it. do I need to update the notes for you faggots? would that make it easier for you to stop taking L after L from me every other thread?

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>>559531229
Calm down it's not that serious kid

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Getting hair to look white without any blonde tint is challenging.

>>559531103
somebody's about to press K

K

>>559529863
kek he's still seething

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Yvanni said he created her in 25 minutes with the Skydraeni race, a nexus preset, and Dint hair
https://www.immyneedscake.com/skyrim-se-mods/skydraenei-race

>>559531103
Butt pics in Gomaperoland.

>>559531361
no shit its not hence why I corrected you so hard over your stupid post. but you're not yvanni just the fake pretending to be them. and you assume im not calm because I used stronger words. I know you leftist liberal terrorists panic when someone isnt speaking in a submissive comply manner but I aint that bitch so fuck off niggy while you claim he mad. wow so early and already you fake reality livers giving me fun posts

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>Nords are white!
-Uriel Septim VII

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>>559531675
Reminder that you are a pathetic cuck

>install skydraenei race
>use nexus preset
>add dint hair
but changing her hair color is hard.....

>>559531470
Pink skin alt when?

Perk trees > character stats though I still want both

Futa world domination.

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>>559529863
>>559531936

>>559532002
Sure, I can include a plugin for pink hair. It does kinda look cute on her, sort of a cotton candy vibe.

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>>559531103
>Orc Cave
yjk

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>>559532002
I'm busy trying to repair Kjora's face it's too sharp.

>>559532156
you don't need a plugin for that retardo, just change the color in the nif

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>>559532275
Whatever you say false reality schizo.

>>559532275
Editing the color in the plugin also works for hair color. It's a combo of both that decides how it looks in game.

>still using cabal dint hair

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>>559532424
Impostercuck, stop being retarded.
You can literally enter the facegen .nif and alter the colour there.

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>>559532424
considering that's not actually me and im posting here >>559531691, >>559531229, >>559530231, and not here >>559532275, >>559532002, but hey keep exposing I live rent free in your head like I do ;)

>>559532503
>
I'll bite anon.
Show where in the CK or Xedit you alter the rgb values of hair. I'll wait for you to backtrack.

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look at how sharp her face is

impostercuck is uppity today

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>>559532737
Right here. Do you have me confused with someone else? I think I know how this works, anonymous.

>>559532737
Try searching "hair color"

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>>559532731
rent free

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>>559531361
Pink hair is nice.

>>559533073
SIUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>559531103
yeah the hottest porn book just dropped. Heard it's better than the lusty argonian maid.

>>559532731
sure false reality schizo

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>>559532156
Pink skin.

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>>559533073
>>559533110
I'll stand corrected because I didn't specify that I was talking about the actual rgb values and not the presets that you need to add to select via the CK.

But in response, I implore you to try changing one over the other and seeing that in the end the facegen color is what actually matters.

>>559533275
>>559533158
yeah exactly as I said. this is why I tag my shit and post screenshots. larp harder in your false reality you actual schitzo ;)

>>559529962
Norafag hasn't posted in a while though

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>>559533202
I like my shade of pink more

>>559533351
But that looks awful.

>if I say it enough someone will eventually believe me
Here >>559533503 go.

>>559533351
I think Yvanni might look weird with pink skin, but I'll consider it.

>>559533503
It's just common schizo shit. Ignore him.

>>559529962
Necrofag aka filterfag's new filters.

>>559533047
Very uppity, going all out as it were

>>559533665
It'll probably be hard to pull off.

>>559533665
I made a version of the race with pink skin awhile back and it turned out fine.

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>>559533927
Not as hard as repairing Kjora's face, for sure.

>>559533927
Well yeah, that's why you have to make some cuts first

>>559534001
An ass like that can't be satisfied by Nord men

>>559534001
dayum thanks for posting Kjora's ass, impostercuck

>>559533717
I'm not sure you know what a filter is

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>>559534074
>>559534101
shame about her face tho

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>>559534145
don't bother

>>559534250
she looks fine here >>559530741

>>559534250
That looks like a man.

>>559534516
believe it or not, that's actually a nord women

>>559534516
well I did edit her face with ai so duh

>crawls in defeat back to focus on yvanni

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>>559533243
>ye olde pornography
ngl that sounds funny

>>559534516
Beards tend to do that

>nooo I don't want the whole thread about me I'm a recovering (you) addict
>*gets outed as a cuckold like a boss*
what comes around, faggot

>>559534864
KEKUCKWAB

>>559534564
>>559534604
left is what her face looked like from his game,
the 5-oclock shadow makes her look like a man

>>559535068
You want her to look like a man just so she can cuck you too.

>>559535068
nah it's an edit, she looks good here >>559530741

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>>559535237

>>559535292
>yvanni is now denying left is a screenshot from his game
K W A B

>>559535356
not your thread nemesis, cuck

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Guess kwab is his new homebrew after all.
Baby learned a new phrase.

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if you fags cared less for other waifus faces and more about your own waifus face this thread would change for the better

Fjotra or Bimbomer who's uglier?

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>>559535687
>big crab for you

I've seen bigger.

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>>559535292
>>559534604
>>559534564
>>559534407
this was the original unedited screenshot from the game,
kjora looks like she just won the riften dragqueen event

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>>559535687
I agree with this mudcrab

>>559535690
Oh crap, Kjora not Fjotra

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Reminder
>>559535687
That implies the one doing so even has one of his own

>>559535793
would suckle her feminine pp.

>>559535690
>>559535848
>Fjotra or Bimbomer who's uglier?
bimbomer used to be hot unlike Kjora who was never hot

>>559535793
>4 months of seethe generated over one awkward pic

Post waifus taking BIG ORC COCK.

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>>559535687
>expecting /tesg/ to be better
I used to believe in the same thing too

>>559535971
>awkward pic
yvanni literally blamed her smiling for why it turned out like that and said he shouldn't have made her smile,
you can't make this shit up

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>>559531470
making the og hair texture greyscale should help if it isn't already so you don't have to fight against the vanilla blond tint
I think you'd be able to take the values from racemenu and just put it on the followers hair color as well if using the same hair
it took me a few tries to get a similar color I had b4 but now it werks with the animated ears' grey texture
although sc hair seems to have some darker lines for texture compared to the ears desu

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>>559536023

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>>559536173
>2 sets of ears

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>>559536173
Thanks but I dont need help, I've been modding longer than all of you

>>559535554
it's like a kid learning a new swear word

Kjora is ugly but can we talk about all the other waifus itt? They're ugly as sin too

>>559535687
You forgot to post that image of your elf with all the lines over it.

>>559536260
What a mannish whore.
I bet she'd suck a golfball out of a garden hose, the slut

luv me ugly wife

>>559536404
impostercuck you fool nobody

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>>559536404
Wow. Okay. I was just trying to help. I get why everyone hates you now. Fuck you! Motherfucker!

>>559536418
>Kjora is ugly
this

>other waifus
name 5

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>join the thieves guild
>forced to sell my soul
It's such laughable writing but I want the skeleton key.

>m

>>559536631
just get an unlock spell

>>559536631
just do one of the destroy the thieves guild mods

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>>559536631
>I want the skeleton key

If this is your first time joining, boy are you in for a surprise.

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>>559536173
>making the og hair texture greyscale
That's what I did. The racemenu RGBs didn't produce an accurate color though, so I've had to trial and error for hours today. I almost have it I think, just a little more testing... It's kinda pinkish now.

>>559536609
>>559536617
that's how yvanni talks though, he's an ego manic. read this >>559533073
>Do you have me confused with someone else? I think I know how this works

>impostercuck talking to himself as sniff now
Pathetic

>>559535793
ugly
lass

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>>559536854

>>559536746
I don't want to destroy them. I want to be a thief and kill Mercer and not sell my soul. I want to tell Karliah "nah" and be allowed to continue the quest and keep the skeleton key if I want and tell her and Nocturnal to kick sand

Starting a classic Oblivion playthrough, but my character looks like he has parkinson's. He's constantly shivering. Only happens outdoors. Disabling mods did not work. Anyone have any ideas?

>>559537138
stupid kitard
install "No to Nocturnal"

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>>559536441

>>559537138
You could always just CHIM a skeleton key into your inventory after saying nah

>>559536404
of course you'll act like this

>>559536893
What did you expect? He's been trying to make others go against whoever he impersonates, that's one of his MOs

>>559537247
I will. But I shouldn't have to.

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>>559535554
Yeah I dont know what his problem is

>>559532731
Praying you get the help you need.

>>559537451
Skyrim is a half-baked piece of shit game that doesn't even hold a candle to it's predecessors
15 years of modding have made it barely playable

geez, yvanni's waifus sure do look ugly when he's not using a nexus preset

>>559536825
Show them kissing.

>>559537530
shut up already you actual retard

>>559537770
>>559533158

>>559537770
he's not gonna. he's obsessed with making the entire thread talk about him which is working

I'd ask what set him off but then I realized that he would just make something up himself as an excuse to do so anyways

>>559536404
>says this
>uses cabal ordered hair
>

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New sothaslop: https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/173894

>>559537195
Nobody? I saw some people ran into the same issue, but have not been able to find a fix.

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>>559537935
I wasn't talking to you, so why do you care.

Big fat altmer ass.

the one man spam is crazy here. remember when bimbofag did an entire 300 post aco thread by himself?

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>>559536404
>>559537935
>>559538027
Done talking to yourself yet, moron?

>>559537530
why would I need help anon? im not mental like you and I back up what I say with pics and tags. you cower and lurk and larp as people and cant even be the you that you forgot you used to be. so praying YOU get the genuine help you need and your larp I need help for posting screenshots I wasnt shit posting is an odd stance to have cuckfag

>>559538094
That wasn't even him.
That was some retard that saved his not only pedocels webms as well as other, surprise surprise, cuckshit from others

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>>559538106
ha
>>559538027
quiet fake using the same posted by yvanni screenshots

>>559538254
interesting, well we know our resident schizo has been here that long

>>559538309
A little collateral damage is to be expected

>>559538309
you got caught by him >>559538106 just give it up

>>559538461
oof, slightly too late on the draw there, cuck.
I apologized to him.

>>559537983
>tablecloth tassels
absolute vintage

>>559538310
>>559538254
>>559538106
topkuk, keep batman-ning it up with false reality post

>>559538461
yes impostercuck did get caught by me and outted. he should give up

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so close!!! more yellow, less blue! I almost have it

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>>559538632
you alright there sport?

he added a dint hair to a nexus preset and thinks he's actually making something

>>559538632
nice attempts to post like me fake

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>malding and seething
he becomes more amusing the more hysterically mad and obsessed he gets

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>>559531361
weebvany
>>559531470
r u actually figured how change her hair colour?

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>"What are you smirking at? You actually think a little man like you could possibly satisfy a draenei woman? What a joke"

>>559538756
That dude from Nexus will cry tears of joy.

>>559538254
>>559538310
i don't think "oldfag /a/"-fag and this guy are the same
that guy at least put some effort in with his random reply script and also flooding the board with gore and cp and whatnot
this is just a pitiful effort in comparison

>>559529962
>sissyfag
>annoying
Dude makes like three to four posts a thread at max. There's no way you find that guy annoying, unless you got a bone to pick with him, because you got into some internet catfight last year.

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>>559538891
Nobody bought it anyways, so don't feel too bad.
He's just blindly flailing about in damage control and asshurt now
>>559539075
Welcome to the thread, Senator Fetterman

>>559538891
we got exposed by the batman detective being of the samefag variety, why deny it schitzo?

>>559539062
>r u actually figured how change her hair colour?
I'm trying to perfectly match the hair color I did in racemenu on the left. Normally getting hair precise hair color is easy, but not when it's white apparently.
>>559539075
She dropped her forehead thing again. Better find it

>>559539174
Oh I didnt sweat it much. he's been trying to be a pretender to my cute lil milk crate throne for the last few threads. guess I triggered his cuck or something somehow and now he wants me to abuse him or something wierd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwSkfIuzS_U

>>559539310
He obviously has a humiliation kink so it wouldn't be surprising

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Several minutes later....

>"Oh wow! You aren't such a 'little' man after all!"

/fog/ won.

>time to post my waifu after an hour of shitposting
>nobody will suspect it is me

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>>559539272
rgb picker?
Also gib white hair with next release

>>559539519
>still failing at greentext
Cuckadoodledoo

>>559539375
oh indeed hence my theory he wants to target me.
>>559539423
of course pegged would show up posting

>ahegao
>not 2D
Cringe.

Puggers is kino

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A few days later...

>"What wrong with Yvanni?"
>"Oh dIdn't you hear? She spent a night with Pugs"

Draenei canonically have giant horse cocks.

you know what they say about pegged boys larping big penis

>>559539075
yvanni is gonna get ugly bastar'd?

>>559539546
>rgb picker
It's not so simple. Hair color in Skyrim is defined in the facegen mesh, and then it's modified by a record in the plugin.
>>559539423
>>559539691
uhh... wew

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>"OMG she's so lucky"
>"I'm so jealous right now"

God I want to creampie Synthia's pussy and impregnate her

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>>559536374
fix't
>>559536404
ree yw
>>559536825
rip I wonder why it's so different since the mesh and texture is similar on both characters

>>559539819
what stoping you from editing the facegen?
Have you considered consulting other follower makers on the matter, no way someone didn’t encounter same issue before.

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>>559540259
>POV: You are a sweet roll

>>559539546
>smart phone file name
>IMG_0*
noticers, have you noticed this medieval art guy only appears when yvanni is active and they respond to each other disproportionately

Anyone having problems with [Caenarvon] Cosplay Basics and Obody?

>>559540454
No. What's happening?

>>559540369
>>559540369
>>559540369

>>559540247
>what stoping you from editing the facegen?
Nothing is stopping me, but either way I have to restart my game each time I make an edit. Also the numbers in the facegen are 1.0 scale instead of 255, and I don't know the conversions off the top of my head.

this >>559539546 is yvanni's sock puppet avatar based on my research

new schizo attack unlocked

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>>559540120
There's your Synthia right there>>559539936

Not enough thighs posting here.

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>>559540369
All my pictures but few doros saved with phone name, dunno how to save file with original name through brave.

have irl bny if u fear medieval

>cant remove the armor from yvanni as even with removeallitems she auto reequips it in eff menu or her trade menu and refuses to let me equip any other gear

>>559541076
that's now you greentext

>>559541076
What outfit are you trying to give her exactly...?

>>559541076
Have you tried removing her default outfit in xedit and placing said outfit items in her inventory
>>559541148
Actually it is.
Nuance must be hard.

>>559540938
>>559541057
>spot the difference
protip: there is none for they are bnnuy.

>>559540938
no one cares about mythnigger

>>559541192
I was just trying to put steel armor on her. Not sure why but disabling her and than re-enabling her let me put armor on her. she showed back up nude for some reason. Im looking at my mod list now as yvanni has not done that before in other saves
>>559541148
opinions

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>>559540548
definitely look up conversion formula, fuck reloading game every time. Regardless good luck, I was the anon who asked about white version last year.

>>559541401
true.

>>559541383
adding that to my list once I get done looking my mods over. thanks for the suggestion anon i'll try that next

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>>559541505
>I was just trying to put steel armor on her
You mean the one she comes with or another set?
>>559541794
>I was the anon who asked about white version last year
I've wanted it for a while too. It's tough.

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>>559540454
>>559540454
>Anyone having problems with [Caenarvon] Cosplay Basics and Obody?
It should be as simple as running Bodyslide, if you can't do that this game isn't for you, anon.

>>559541948
a different set. as in steel armor not her armor. I dont have the power armor set on me for her so wanted her in something more tanky looking in visual.

>>559542705
Not doing that, sorry.

>>559542705
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/57619
You could try this for vanilla steel armor. I don't really know a reliable way to make her wear things she doesn't come with, though

>>559541886
no worries.
It's something I've dealt with before with other followers.

>>559538756
What am I supposed to be noticing here?

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Huh, Whiterun Has Walls Redone updated two days ago, whole new look: https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/119229

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>>559543152
I'm trying to get a specific color for her dint wig

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>>559543152
Just me attempting to color match the racemenu hair color (left) to the follower's hair (right). I think this is as close as I'll get.

nice edit, impersonatorfag

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>>559536418
Post your waifu.

>>559542776
didnt ask you to do anything at all was just posting about what's going on and seeing if anyone had thoughts on possible work arounds. I'll have the power armor I set aside for her shortly and will figure out whats breaking things.
>>559542975
yeah hence looking my mods over and checking xedit as mods and followers in bethesda games can break over an object being in the room on the floor so...

>>559543312
Left kinda looks better.
>>559543485
I'm confused, who's the imposter?

>>559543687
both are imposter

>>559543595
>I'll have the power armor I set aside for her shortly and will figure out whats breaking things.
If you cant figure it out let me know and I'll do it for you. Ive been modding my yvanni waifu longer than most so I can help

>>559543595
>didnt ask you to do anything at all
erm, that was the impersonator trying to make me look bad.
>>559543687
>who's the imposter?
The guy replying to everyone pretending to be me for the last two hours straight. I won't be posting for a while now. He can have fun for the rest of the thread.

>>559543808
So who's the one trying to make her pink?

who do dint hairs trigger that guy so much

>>559543808
>erm, that was the impersonator trying to make me look bad.
its super easy to spot when and when not fake and not fake are posting as both do specific things I noticed they didnt. just playing along waiting for WHEN not if fake slips up

>>559544110
an anon asked me to make her pink and I said I would consider it.

Lorerim is fun!

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Any suggestions rugged nordic male followers out there? Nexus or /tesg/? I want to do a screenshot set.

WUBBA LUBBA WE'RE IN THE PINK TONIGHT

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>her

>>559544126
cucknigga is too much of a brainlet to install it

>>559543195
Damn, that looks good as hell, meanwhile I've been using fucking https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/40094 which looks straight amateurish compared to the one you linked.

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Astrid is a little ticked off with us, and I can’t blame her. We killed that Imperial agent who was sniffing a little too close to our underground skooma lab in Morthal. She doesn’t mind us taking contracts off her as long as I pay for them, but she has to clear the paperwork with Sithis. It’s my fault. I jumped the gun on that one. Tell her I’m sorry, and give her this bottle of Red Water Skooma poison. It’s been distilled, so it’s extremely dangerous, but I’m sure she can find a use for it. If she needs any help, go ahead and clear out her backlog of outstanding contracts, please, because we keep her pretty busy, and we don’t want to lose her as a partner. Oh, and it’s a fine day with you around.

>>559544485
why does she look more pretty with a beard than w/o one?

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>>559544667
To be fair Fortified was first, Fortified walked so Redone could run.

>>559544365
fuck off loser

Ysolda, I think we should get a divorce.

>>559531675
are we supposed to care? you keep saying this like it's meant to mean something.

>>559544687
this is like a modern day radio drama

has anyone tried the laylana verified creation? it's a voiced follower with pretty extensive dialogue. I grabbed it I think from here a while ago. I listened to a few of the voice lines and it doesn't seem promising, VA overacting pretty bad and the dialogue seemed pretty inigo tier, i.e. vaguely meta commentary on characters and events like how heckin mean delphine is etc. I didn't listen to all 1500+ lines but those few did not inspire confidence.

I really wish there were more good character mods out there.

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At last we've completed the grand quest to retrieve this divine artifact of incalculable power for... Huh? What was it for again? How odd. Oh well.

>>559545657
if there's no problem then why are you making it a problem, eh?

>>559545712
I am enjoying it and am glad to see someone giving a different style presentation for their story. I agree it comes off as a modern day radio drama (sam spade and others)

>>559546363
Even the character mods that have solid dialogue like this other one I tested
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/154343
don't really succeed as full characters because almost all of her dialogue is focused specifically on the stormcloak conflict. every random comment is done in reference to stormcloaks vs imperials in a way that doesn't seem natural.

I dunno, the only character mod I have tried that scratches the itch is Auri. That one certainly has its problems but at least she feels like a legit character.

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>>559544667
>>559543195
>>559544943
would castle walls even have palisades like that? why not have it fulll enclosed walls with stone and arrow slits? considering it's a majority tundra landscape wood would have been scarce, no?

>>559546890
shut the fuck up already

>>559547073
he's talking about the game why don't you fuck off toxic asshole

>>559546890
The forest's like 2 min away

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>>559546890
I guess you can pass it off as the wood being imported from Riverwood?

If you have an issue with Redone, you could try: https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/146898

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Skyrim is full of trees, there's plenty of wood.

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>>559538082
tits*

>>559547073
you are why many places suck now. thats game talk niggy stfu and sit down kid

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>>559546890
Hoardings you mean? Absolutely. That's how castles generally would have looked when they were active fortifications.

Not interested in talking about realism in a game with talking daedra and magic

>>559547163
>>559547516
impostercuck is still lurking, what do you expect

>>559546890
Wood is a lot easier to work with, also easier to replace, I'd imagine.

>>559547607
but we are tho

>>559547625
I only feast on yvanni's ass,
you're quoting me btw

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It's silly: https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/174087

>>559547225
>>559547336
i mean if you think of it realistically it's like a 2+ mile trek to consolidate and move all that lumber. especially considering their tiny wagons and single horse carts.
>>559547326
guess that makes sense, but their operation would have to be way larger to produce enough wood for that, which would have made riverwood much larger than it currently is in game.
>>559547579
>>559547664
ah, maybe that's it, just generally don't see castles with that, you would think that'd be more of a fire hazard if they're seiged.

>>559547073
Kill yourself already

>trun off image based lighting in ENB
>landscape looks much jucier now as it removes the weird blue hue

Huh never noticed that, why is this effect even enabled in most presets?
It looks fucking shit.

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>>559548023
>made riverwood much larger than it currently is in game
I'd like to think canon wise towns and cities in TES games are much larger than what we're presented with, especially in Skyrim.

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>>559548023
>you would think that'd be more of a fire hazard if they're seiged.
They were, but they'd take countermeasures like draping them in wet hides. Bear in mind that medieval armies had kind of limited means for lighting something on fire from a distance. That being said they might be totally impractical for Tamrielic warfare since mages can chuck fireballs at it or arrows can be enchanted to light it, etc.

2 miles is literally nothing.

>>559547983
would

>>559548417
I love my tiny non touched riverwood but my autism wants to throw every mod I can make work there at it and make it some super metropolis with mods

>>559548723
would you let it mount you if it's a male

>>559548841
dunno sounds kinda gay

>>559530231
thrud slapped you up none of us respect you after that

Wood can be enchanted to not burn

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>>559548417
true. i know it's an engine limitation but it would have been amazing to have cities/towns to scale like daggerfall. honestly you don't have to make every building enterable. it would make sense that people lock their doors and prevent random strangers from barging into their home unexpectedly.
>>559548626
never knew about the wet hide thing, neat. but yeah that'd be easily countermeasured in skyrim's world. then again even a fireball could probably tumble a stone wall eventually so who knows.
>>559549028
yet in the east empire warehouse they have a boat being coated in troll fat to prevent leaks, so i don't think that's feasable if they can't enchant it to be leak proof.

>>559548626
Lighting arrows on fire was real a thing, it's not just a hollywood myth

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>>559547983
Sort of looks like a talbuk crossed with something from the star wares

Anyone know of an armor set I can use as a visual swap for the royal vampire armor that actually looks like armor? I tried volkihar knight which is almost exactly what I want except for the fact that it has really annoying clipping all over. I tried the 3ba conversion for it but that has comical jiggling tits that also clip through the armor, and other minor body clipping all over. I don't get why they don't remove the underlying naked body on an armor with 100% coverage.

what race of mer women makes for the best wives?

>>559550679
Kot

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>>559550679
Khajiit

>>559549894
Sure, but how reliable was that? I imagine a lot would just bounce off or go out without getting the target to catch.

>>559550679
Dunmer.

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>>559550679
>mer

>>559550950
Yes but you need to remember that lone archers were very rare in battle and that even a glancing blow from a shot of a longbow could spin your ass around(bowmen bones are grotesquely altered by their weapons of choice)

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>>559549474
I wanna be hopeful VI will feature bigger cities, but after FO4 and Starfield, hopes are small.

>>559550287
>talbuk
Had to google that, but yeah I can see it.

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>>559549010
>>559549010
imma bite dis bait knowing it's bait. anyone can lose to a funny pic. Besides you mention 1 loss and ignore the many many many L I give out (usually with screenshots). So add that stuff up and prior threads and im 14 - 1 (and not tallying tons more on purpose). you're what now with me and bringing this up? 0 - 4. I find that pic loss hilarious and as said and shown saved it. plenty who went 0 for 1 against me and some who went 0 for 2+. I am not worried some 0 for 4 brings up my comical loss to thrud who lost to a no play when you all keep losing to me. thrud mostly was posting ai last we saw and doesnt show up much yet im here daily giving out L like it's going out of style to fools and making most of you stfu or second guess your batman skills and some coming back for their fetish. you larp I larp we all larp yet im the one rent free in so many threads and heads and not for the reason you'll all claim but the ones you wont say. now shut up and comply since thats the era we're in.

now was this me fun posting, serious posting, shit posting, or something else? I mean I WAS a euro tard who couldn't type remember?

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>>559550357
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/98945?tab=description has one that has some armor bits/shoulder plates which look nice.
>>559551402
>hopes are small
all we can do is wait and see. would be funny if they implement fo4's building tool and allow you to create your own hamlet/castle.

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>>559551285
True. They definitely tried it and succeeded often enough to keep trying.
>>559551932
>would be funny if they implement fo4's building tool and allow you to create your own hamlet/castle.
There is no possible way this will not be in the game. Todd loves that system.

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>>559551932
Oh I have no doubt we'll have some form of town building in TESVI, probably some form of ship building as well.

>>559550679
Dunmer women.

Their pussy juices literally emit a pheromone that drives human men insane.

>>559553031
You keep saying that is if it were true.

>>559550679
breton (manmer)

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>>559550357
This one looks cool
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/138179

>>559550679
have you heard of the high elves?

>>559554224
more like "high on my list of shit tier elves"!

Best breezehome replacer?

>>559554224
Where did this meme actually come from?