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>Latest Nightreign patch notes
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-pat ch-notes-version-1032
>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcome
https://rentry.org/d5guide
>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coop
https://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png
>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)
https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg
>The main information document for Elden Ring
https://rentry.org/erpasta
>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGO j7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit
>Interactive Map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between
https://www.nightreignmap.com/en
>Miscellaneous Nightreign Data
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6T k4hTZPq2qvyK4
>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guide
https://rentry.co/ergMMVW
>Group/Multiplayer Password
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GG Heolstor. Thank you for dropping the smithy stone Practice. If it were dogs the starfists would've been alright but this guy's immune to bleed completely.
Couldn't see shit half the time with hannon of caima.
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Should I post an Elden Ring manga storytime on /a/?
'Cause of the Tarnished Edition announcement?
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gg revcc, what happened to never playing wylder or any non-duchess character?
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This you?
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>Double balancer 5 affinity Wylder purple Death Poker r1 does 2440, r2 does 1433
>Rev 4 giants flame +4 incant +2 fire dmg +1 affinity power and 10% dmg with Fred summoned blue seal Giantsflame take thee does 1077
>Dragon Communion build blue seal Giants flame take thee does 670 and white seal Theodorix's Magma does 4804 but good luck finding that spell
>Rev halo slop build with +6 affinity double balancer does 574
>Duchess with the same halo slop does 623
It's disgusting how good skills are and how bad incantations are. Beast Claw is broken as shit sure but that gets boring fast and you need CE lvl relics to come close to what double balancer provides.
That's not even getting into how much better characters like Wylder and Duchess are compared to Rev with their bleed hooks, restage, higher hp etc.
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No
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Yeah cus you’re here
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i think the game bugged out here, that enemy was invisible for us
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mi breda you greataxes be overwriting your seals
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>>563313424
Schizophrenia
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>>>/a/287398891
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>>563313674
Every single Undertaker out there trying to give me a bad name
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>>563312961
>DmC was 20 years ago
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>>563316624
Nice cock bro
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>>563318060
oh you're right it is trish. lol.
at least transfer your relics with the tool on nexusmods so you're not rocking 6 dead weight relics
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>>563318291
>Trish desperate enough to make an alt after being blocked
Where have I seen this before
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>>563318291
>1k+ hours and still doesn't know how dormant passives work
>Has to make tons of alts because everybody keeps blocking him
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Password queue goes one day without drama challenge (IMPOSSIBLE!!!11!!)
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Stop being mean
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What?
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Im 193cm
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>two dodges in a row
Please stop.
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>>563318291
Thats roxy you fucking dumbass, but you already knew that
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Sorry guys. I fell asleep while in queue. I woke up with a message saying that I was kicked for inactivity. When I returned to the title screen, it ask me to rejoin, so I did. But it was the end of day 2 already, and I couldn't level up fast wnough to be useful. Figuring my presence would only harm the end of the run, I quit before the day 2 boss spawned. Good luck. Hope you make it
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I'm not taking my balancers off
I'm balancers o toole
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I'd never make an alt to play with the retards that have me blocked, it's your loss
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Control yourselves. Only Wylder’s chosen harem of brood mares are authorized to do this.
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>>563322150
KILL yourself
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>>563322520
I think that underage user has a fixation on the character Makima from chainsaw man. He's comparing the chacacter in the drawing with the character from chainsaw man, due to their red hair and fangs. Calling her "not!makima", because using "not" to describe something, is a way of indicating how similar it is to that thing.
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What is the weapon type you will never ever use because the animations feel awful to you?
Curved greatswords for me. One or two handed, they are just awkward, slow, and weirdly low range.
Second place is two-handed greatswords, the overhead running attack just ruins it, but otherwise they are fine when one handed.
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Honestly that’s really adorable. Petting this anon to sleep!
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>>563323191
Colossal weapons that aren't swords
>Let me whiff the hit right in front of the fucking pve's face
Shoutout to the two handed straight sword moveset, fucking garbage
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Flails and whips. Never ever ever ever. They are so doodoo ass I don't even like using the magma or giants whip on caligo/pests.
As for some stuff that's a tier above, useable but still kinda feels eh to me, I'd put reapers and CGS.
It also sucks that the butcher knife has that horrendous CR2 since purple pure physical str weapons are already rare
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>>563324006
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>563323118
I kind of liked how much faster I could melt each one. I'm usually fighting them 1v2 or 1v3 anyway.
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>>563324181
Fuck you Revenant Lover for leaving me and the other rev
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>>563323191
I hate almost all standard animations except straight sword, great/katana and heavy/thrusting swords. Most of the movesets I like are alternates like claymore, shamshir, handaxe/icerind, warped axe, black knife/calling/erdsteel, etc. The rest are so bad that you have to use them as L2 or jump L1 sticks.
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ultra nightmare lobby
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??? Wrong person . Wrong game.
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>>563324605
Schizobabble
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It's not like the run wasn't going alright. But then towards the last tree they both just went retardmode.
Joll Doints dried trying to retrieve his souls TWICE and Revenent went 3bar right off the rip. I couldn't fly high enough to keep them both up.
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you mean the twirly mirrah sword ones or the horizontal claymore slashes
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>>563324312
whats up with you and my feet
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chasing for her man in the distance
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don’t do this please this can’t be true
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Yeah it was shit at the end, I got my runes then got hit by a damn bat as I was sipping my flask on my way back, then my runes ended up stuck on the shitty old lady bat and I couldn't hit her because I only had beast claw whilst dying in the rain... so I lost my 150k souls and had to do the boss fight already 3 bar'd at a low level... nighmare mode.
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But for real though fuck those golem archers.
>https://n.uguu.se/jnuuXrDG.mp4
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Elden Ring
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>>563329304
We hate for a reason.
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>>563323191
Most halberds, spears, and greataxes. I hate the animations for most of them, including how we hold them. It's a real pissoff too, because lots of enemies hold them properly, like Godfrey.
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This and this. It pains me how boring the "standard" moveset is for most classes. 24 greatswords in the base game and ONLY the Claymore has a stabbing R2. None of them have the fancy 2H animations with a stab R2. It sucks how samey it all is. I prefer weapons that have some variety between their R1s and R2s, it's why I'm an eternal Partizan enjoyer. WAY too many weapons are just R1: horizontal slash, R2: horizontal slash with passion. I really fucking hope the Mirrah/Hollowslayer GS in the Tarnished Edition has the same moveset it had in DS3 with the stab R2.
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Lizard GS and GS of Damnation have it too
>None of them have the fancy 2H animations with a stab R2.
Sorry, DS2 PHILOSOPHIES ARE BANNED
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I think it looks cool but it's not a sword so anyone trying to be a knight dude will look silly with it.
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>>563329235
Kek yeah fuck em dead.
They can even hit you while you're flying around.
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1/4
Where'd the other guy go? I said I'd join.
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I was going to make a joke about the antlers but the damn dead baby skull gets buffed by it so now I have to wear it.
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>>563332297
Hey goys, it's 1/4. There's still time to join.
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>>563332532
Oh shit even when I load the backup save it's fucked. God damn bros it's so over
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Sorry breh
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Malenia milf...
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I had a backup since the first time a save got corrupted due to the game crashing while saving, but apparently I fucked that up too and caused a steam cloud error so any time I load a save I just get this, a brand new character named _
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try to use the elden ring save copy tool on your backup file, and onto a new save file on a different account with family share on, to test first if the characters are still playable and salvageable, but remember to start at least one new character on the new account to prepare the save file to receive your backups
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>>563333167
Just use cheat engine lol
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People like you need to fucking die
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Another one of Miyazaki's sins.
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>>563333901
Sometimes I do, but faces make the load screen look better.
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1/4
When I am upset with the game I watch boss mod videos. Afterwards I start singing Miyazaki praises because he is genius.
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2/4
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You are weird.
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Ah hell, it has legs.
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>>563335442
Yeah I annihilated them with good ol reliable Night Comet. Also this damn thing finally became useful. It's a good thing these giants have that big weak spot.
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This is your chance to beat me up and prove you are big man and I am stupid skrub. Come take it. 2/4.
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Bad news, Rogier's DEAD. Good news, cool hat.
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Can't join but have to say that weapon is really fun.
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Miyazaki put armor and weapons around the roundtable but we can't steal it like gypsies. We can however steal a stupid crossbow and a shitty book.That is unfortunate. 2/4.
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Something about this set bothers me. I think it's the robes.
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erg is full of stupid liberal baby pansies who hate fighting. Try to prove me wrong. 2/4
>>563336723
Say hi to oulero if you see him.
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>"Open your Seamless Coop to invasions. Right. Now."
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青蟲 my niggers. Join. 2/4.
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I say this and look like this.
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>>563337565
Somehow still 2/4. I hope that the other Anon is not just waiting around because this is taking a while. I would be satisfied with a duel at this point.
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>"Heh, you stabbing my throat cant hurt me! My perfumer sprayed a nice sperfume and I'm uplifted!"
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>>563337274
True.
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There's no way to change that is there
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>>563338094
it's ok! I don't mind letting the game sit in order to help the queue stay alive, though I was feeling maybe I should at least practice this new build a little more while waiting for other anons to show up
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You should fight the other ergies RIGHT NOW.
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Alright.
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Shut the fuck up annoying dsjeet no one cares go back to your shithole general oh wait it's dead and buried forever kek
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This is the Elden Ring general. I am trying to play THEGAME™ with fellow anons.
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You should join.
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That's enough Elden Ring for today.
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>>563328395
Cute!
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>>563339710
There is little overlap between the Nightreign anons and the Elden Ring anons interested in PvP.
>>563339628
It's called a Fight Club. Do not impute your homosexual desires onto it.
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>>563340160
heckin pawsome post bwo uwu
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https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/d/dd/Soldier_sf12_goodmagic01.w av
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That is nonsense.
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another kino fvcking relic thank you zaki jr
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Kek
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We know terr
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3/4. You have to join now.
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>delusional headcanon
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Shut the fuck up, he started
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This ergie is (You) after joining the Fight Club.
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My statement was factual. You are free to be a zesty negro in the FC.
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For all the doubters.
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KEKKKK
True though.
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I'm 100% serious some people need to die and those people are you I truly hope one day you get hit by a speeding truck
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One of you needs to CE his gear in and another one needs to get more health.
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3/4 if you guys give me half an hour I could make that INT/FTH build I was talking about.
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We're all bad here. You'll fit right in. If you're eating too much shit I'll make sure everyone goes easy on you whether they like it or not.
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No ones playing Nightreign ;3;
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TAKE YOUR ERP SOMEWHERE ELSE FOR FUCK'S SAKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN HAVING FUN ARE YOU SERIOUS
YOU THINK THIS IS FUN? YOU THINK IT'S FUN TO OPENLY ENGAGE IN DOGSHIT TRANNY ERP IN PUBLIC? THIS IS THE ELDEN RING GENERAL FOR ELDEN RING DISCUSSION. AND YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO CALL ME A THREAD SHITTER? GO FUCK YOURSELF
I HATE YOU SO GODDAMN MUCH. I HATE YOU. I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE. WORTHLESS TROONS INVADING ALL OF MY INTERESTS AND COMMUNITIES. YOU DESERVE NOTHING GOOD IN LIFE THE ONLY THING YOU DESERVE IS A BULLET THROUGH YOUR GODDAMN SKULL
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*sucks you off*
BACK THE FUCK OFF?????
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>>563342934
you look like this while saying that
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I'm in
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>Starlight Shards cant be farmed because Fromslop decided it would be OP or something
Honestly just makes me want to use CE and cheat in 999 of them.
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>Relying on Starlight Sharts
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Yikes. Talk about brown rage! Take a chill pill broseph!
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Pretty fun, actually. No idea what it's like to be on the receiving end. Sieg, I could drop you some runes so that you at least have more than 3 health.
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Landing a launcher is better than winning.
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>The Blood vs Crips zone
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I did one where I could only cast, with absolutely no melee allowed, and one where I could only heal through miracles and carry 0 red flasks. Not the greatest challenges in the world but at least it mixed things up.
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Thanks m8
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Thanks anyway m8
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all the crashes leveled me down to level 11, because apparently you have to lose a level on a disconnect
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>>563347264
RIP I wasn't doing to well either. Kept getting fugged by drops and dumb mistakes. Thanks for those drops at the second invader camp.
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>>563323191
Katana. Its why I will never play executor, I will never make an epic deflect webm, I will never finish his remembrance, I will never unironically run around with moonveil+rob combo in ER, and I will never install Sekiro.
I just can't do it. I keep giving it a chance and I cannot get into this shitass slow NIHONGO SAMOORAI HASSHIN moveset when I have powerstanced infused curved swords or literally anything else in my reach at all times. I'd rather do flails/whips only run before weebmaxxing.
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Just had the same fucking chinkazoid tryhard pvpGOD invade my comfychungus drunk seamless run 6 times in a row while I was showing my friend around the various caves of Altus. He kept losing to my tard ass 1v1 so every time he would come back with more and more ridiculous epicmeta weapons like backhand blades etc until he finally whipped out GS of damnation for a clean and easy win.
Then he stopped appearing once I procured my own +10 damnationstick out my ass to speedrun his 35 VIG. What the fuck was that all about? Is there a chinese mind comprehension manual? None of his metashit helped him and I'm obviously the better GS of damnation user due to my unwavering faith in the fingers
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>>563349913
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>>563349987
I've experienced perfectly cromulent invaders in the past both in vanilla and, much rarer, in seamless. It is not impossible, even among the chinese. Nothing wrong with being chinese. But why are most of them like this? If you can't beat someone despite having all +10 CEkino DLC weapons, just block them?
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I know, but I like how they can mix things up a little especially when I'm playing with someone less experienced but nonetheless eager to try shit out, so I keep them on and sometimes use the lure item when fucking around in the middle of nowhere
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>>563349783
>I defended my boyfriends in co op, what the fuck is wrong with chinks? Why do they keep interrupting our orgy when we leave the world open to invaders????
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Hey ergiesGood, now that I have your attention. Why the fuck are only the lesser Hornset and their dogs blackened?
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>>563323191
Backstab/riposte animations with axes, hammers, greataxes, greathammers, and colossals. That faggy little spin sucks. Thank fuck greatswords just use the normal straight sword impale animation for crits.
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>>563327030
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>>563351848
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>>563352746
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Why is From so in love with back scabbards? They constantly clip with everything, ruin any armor with a cape, and half the time they float inches away from the actual player model. And there's no fucking way anyone could look at the great katana scabbards and think that shit was acceptable.
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>And there's no fucking way anyone could look at the great katana scabbards and think that shit was acceptable.
Fromsoft is now outsourcing all it's works and they don't care about quality control that much anymore. They will milk Miyazaki as much as possible.
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>>563354632
#11. I didn't intend on replying but this >>563355042 anon is a retard
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>>563355042
>"I failed the test because you're an annoying retard!"
Uh oh! Melty!
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>>563355238
I think "the number necessary" just meant one digit. At least you aren't >>563354710
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Ladies and gentlemen, I have achieved my highest deeps win rate yet. TWO whole games back to back! At this rate I'll even get to D2!
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>>563355102
You lost, nigga. You actually failed a fifth grade literacy test LMFAO
https://www.woodrowwilsonhouse.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/THE-RIGH T-TO-VOTE-LESSON-PKG-by-CELIA-ROSKI N-WINTER-2021.pdf
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You pass. Half credit for #11
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7.5/13, see me after class
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>>563355540
>The Louisiana Literacy Test was designed so that the test-takers would pass or fail simply at the discretion of the registrar who administered the test. The questions were so imprecisely written that the examiner could decree almost any answer correct or incorrect
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You guys outed your own illiteracy already >>563356045
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>1. Draw a line around the number or letter of this sentence.
Am I dumb, or is this an impossible statement. Saying *the* number or letter, makes it so that there is only 1. However, the sentence is comprised of many letters. There is no "the letter".
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>"We hornsent have a very elegant and advanced culture!"
>Also Hornsent: "Check out this big waterfall that flows directly from the sewer that we put in the center of the town"
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The guy still inside? The corpses there all have a good chance of dropping legendaries, I have found marais and grafted several times just by looting them The guy in the tree probably has night tide damage and is playing is safe
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>>563359475
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>>563359694
Why do you people so desperately stick to walls when fighting
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I'm just out of a co-op sesh in one of the hero graves where you fight crucible duo and while I was parryslopping Ordovis the host got kabedon'd to death by Siluria. These things are extremely avoidable
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>>563359694
This was such a fucking slop moment, hey let's recycle one of the most unique bosses ever like he's a regular npc. This fight should've been an hp bloated elder lion with its horns in tact using a bunch of elemental shit.
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>>563361862
What does that have to do with Elder Lion? They're not even remotely similar. Did you not ptg?
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The elder lions are the actual "divine beasts" that the hornsent worshipped except they were all captured and dehorned so they lost their powers. That would be a thematically similar boss that doesn't recycle a main boss. Fucking stupid spic tranny can't into basic comprehension.
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They're AMONG them. They're the last ones still around, battered, enslaved and with their horns trimmed. A lot like the Storm Hawks who're similarly subjugated and humiliated everywhere but Farum Azula. Specimen Storehouse shows way more than just Elder Lion.
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>when he spins while spewing and plays skiprope with you
I'm glad he made it into NR.
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>>563364483
Doesn't count he's saying that divine lion itself is recycled from other bosses but I think it's just 100% schizobrain loreshit. Lorefags don't even play the game they just mimicslop through every fight
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>>563365301
You retarded fucking inbred shitskin, the main fight wasn't reused. The second fight was reused. This is a problem. LOREWISE it's BASED on a creature that no longer exists in this form. This is not a problem. This is a foundation for ANOTHER boss that is this actual creature, if they really wanted a divine lion fight in that hidden arena. Go drown in your polluted water supply you favela nigger.
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epic gamer joke!!! LOL!!!’
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>>563361089
You hit the nail on the head now they’re going to shit the place up arguing over this over the next 100 posts
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I didn’t agree at first but now I see what you mean and I do. It cheapens the experience.
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its so lady maria it makes me hapy
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>Retarded smurf account spic shit Wylder just trolling and wasting fucking time, doing the bare minimum and didn't ult a single time, refuses to revive at 1 bar for some reason
>Useless chink cheater
>-800 points
If only reporting was useful
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>>563373820
There's two type of hosts
>Neanderthal that can barely press buttons
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I deserved that point at the beginning, I was so sloppy
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>>563375978
>4-year-old
that is pretty recent lol
good games get released like once or twice per year
and that is for any genre
if you were to ask when good action games come out, that would be like once every other year at best
elden ring is the best at its genre currently
adventure/rpg action combat that isn't hack n slash
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>>563376836
>pvesissies are giant vaginas like me and want more catering
You never had a point.
>>563377229
Duskbloods is more PvP-focused, he already lost.
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>>563377162
Cope.
>>563377229
How does that disprove my point? I bet you thought you really had something there
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>>563377229
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When did the community turn into such pussies about invasions? I remember when the response to any crying was just met with "welcome to Dark Souls". Stop blubbering.
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>Implying people liked some random faggot joining their game to be obnoxious
Nobody likes invaders. Reds dont even like invaders. I remember the rivers of tears reds were crying in DS2 when blues would invade them back to back nonstop.
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I still fondly remember the first time I got invaded. It was in the Burg and some guy in Logan's hat dropped rainbow stones leading to the black knight then backstabbed me while I fought it. It was hilarious. You don't even lose anything from dying so who cares?
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>When did the community turn into such pussies about invasions?
I wasn't around literally right when DS1 launched but I've been playing these games for a while. The sentiment of "wow this overgeared douche just interupted my playthrough with shit I haven't even seen in the game before" isn't exactly... hard to understand?
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>>563377476
>hallucinates an argument I never made
Anyway...Seamless invasions were on by default and intentionally added into the mod. The option to turn them off is for pussis, it's that simple.
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>>563377724
They have been part of the formula since 2009, you are fundamentally anti-Soulsbornering. We got a game more focused on us now, you lost.
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The reality is most reds invade because they want to feel like they're personally affecting someone. They don't do it for the thrill, they do it because they have a deep rooted personal problem they never sorted out and decide to make it everyone elses problem.
There is a reason every PvP streamer/youtuber start having melties when they lose and act incredibly smug when they win. Why do you think reds refer to people just doing coop as "gankers?" Its because they're really projecting their own intent onto others and losing is a personal attack on them and in their mind they just got "humiliated" by a bunch of PvE shitters and imagines them acting just like the red does when he wins. This is also why every invader tries to use every cheese imaginable to win.
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you were asking when it started as if it were some bewildering concept, and now you're adhom'ing me
as usual, pvptards demonstrate they're unable to hold a real conversation past shitflinging. guess you lose again.
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The best explanation (not exactly a profound one as I'm sure many people have come to a similar conclusion) is that invaders/red manes are intended to just be "a part of the level". When you invade and spawn in you're playing as just another enemy, so the odds are stacked in the host's favor significantly. You're just there to maybe burn some estus and create a memorable fight for them
Now this comes with all sorts of ramifications like "who the fuck would actively want to queue up just to lose" and maybe you should get some participation trophy for seeing an invasion all the way through, idk, but seeing it like that makes the most sense to me.
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>who the fuck would actively want to queue up just to lose
I did plenty of meme invaders like that just for fun. I used to invade Sens as the Iron Golem and intentionally overweighted myself so I had to slow walk everywhere. Still managed to have a good time and spook some players. What do you think would happen if I tried a meme build like that in ER? I'd be blasted by t3 different spells/AoWs before I took my first step.
If invaders are overtuned metatwinks now, it's because they have to be.
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ICE are more like the blues getting the invading Mexijeets (reds) out
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truth
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dark souls is NOT a co-op game
elden ring included
summoning is crutch for noobies
game is intended to be beaten solo
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I can't tell you how many times back in the day I would invade someone still running around with a Drake Sword even as far into the game as Anor Londo, Painted World, or even TotG. Those are the kinds of people crying about how unfair invasions were.
>"Waah this twink one-shot me! Invasions unfair!"
>Meanwhile they're wearing a robe set with no helmet so they can look at their female character's face with the purple anime pigtails and never level VIT
The problem was just that they were retarded and refused to learn anything. That's the same kind of person still bitching about invasions today even when every invasion is a 3v1 spell spam clam jam. There's no cure for them and no amount of appeasement will ever be enough. If From completely removed invasions they would then complain about not being able to summon three phantoms at a time instead of just two, or how it's bullshit that they can't summon spirit ash and yellows at the same time, etc.
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Correct. I invade to ruin the host's day. I specifically built the most BM build I could with CE'd hefty pots, high poise, hyper armor L2s, cheesy spells, easy swaps to backhand blades etc, etc. I beeline the host as soon as I can, and in a pinch I'll simply distract the phantoms while the host dies to pve. I don't need to imagine le sunbros acting smug because they always emote when they kill you.
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It popped.
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>sleep someone with sleepbone bolts made from Trina's Lilies
>this triggers Trina's talisman
>delete their 2k+ HP bar with a Sacred Star Fist's 2HR2+R2
I've finally found the perfect Miquella build.
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I didn't really want to drop anything for it, but does it make much of a difference on Libra, his runes that spawn under you are probably the most annoying thing as I'll get caught by those the rest of his moves though are fairly eash to dodge and I had faster casting speed so it didn't feel super necessary. gg though.
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>>563357019
Most castrated raped goycattle slave post I've seen in a while. And I mean cattle in the literal sense too. Imagine proudly worshipping those who view you as lowly peasants.
Brits just don't have any self respect. A laughable culture, truly.
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>>563384501
There's nothing wrong with being greedy
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A westerner probably drew it. I remember there was some western artist who drew asuka and gave her a masculine body with a jawline to suit.
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uh oh, melty
http://otakomu.jp/archives/33148180.html
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This is the type of concordian level DEI shit that will never stop getting shitting on and I laugh every time a "modern audience" game crashes and burns with millions of dollars down the drain and woke devs sent back to mcdonalds and doordash.
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I haven't seen a japanese person complain about the muscular woman in MH wilds wanna know why? They're more upset the game itself sucks, trust me the only reason a small percentage do care about this culture war bullshit is because they were influenced by the west. Mainly thanks to twitter where right wing content is often pushed on your timeline
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Nioh 2/3 has fist weapon type, no grapples.
Surge 2 has punching gloves.
Crimson Desert, haven't played but seems to have wrestling style.
There is already lack of good soulslike finding something even niche is going to be hard.
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>I haven't seen a japanese person complain about the muscular woman in MH wilds wanna know why?
Yeah, I do. Their games arnt infested with ugly trannies trying to pass off as women. But I bet you if it was they'd start talking about it.
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>>563392012
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Lovely Wyld wife
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This is true and factual
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and other things that are blatantly untrue
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>requeue the whole day to play together
>I-It's definitively not a duo
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