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Fixed OP edition

>Season 3 trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSbCMA9Nevk

>Patch notes
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=2425

>Season 3 plans:
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=2380

>Wavu Wiki
https://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page

>Glicko2 rating + player search
https://wank.wavu.wiki/about
https://ewgf.gg/

>Terminology
https://wavu.wiki/t/Jargon
https://wavu.wiki/t/Notation
https://glossary.infil.net/

>Moves Data
https://okizeme.gg/
https://tekkendocs.com/

>Tekken 8 Character Overviews
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit?tab=t.0

>Tekken 8 important moves for each character
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#

>Fundamentals guide for Tekken 8
https://docs.google.com/document/d/15ZQy6eD31dnu6ZzXliRQdVxtB9oT_ub-yCb00RVS0q0/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.64pwd7lfnzip
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Time goes on. Nothing changes.
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>>563274182
Unironically, if you don't enjoy playing anymore just quit, like most of this general

Don't go around fucking the game up for other people, i have 0 tolerance for cheaters in online games
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that's good for you bud but there's nothing you can do to stop cheaters
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lili is sex but even she can't save this game
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Tekken 9 will have Vanguard anti cheat and filter out 5000 of the loyal 6000 players
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I don't appreciate the dark souls 1 slander in the previous thread
it's the peak of gaming
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dark souls is alright but it's not really peak, i'm glad you like it but gotta be real
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>>563274442
i like the level design enough but i wonder if you can take ds3's perfect game pace and apply the ds1 map design to it (without repeating gimmicks of course)
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>>563274512
honestly i like all the miyazaki games i played, i'm really glad they figure out how to make repeat gameplay loops palatable for modern gamers
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>>563274270
Send him my way, xister. I'll slay him just like I flattened Farib0rz.
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lagging your opponent is a form of cheating, upgrade your crap please
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Guess who I main
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>>563275884
Juri
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>conceal
cringe
>expose
based
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>>563274951
nigga you couldn't even beat tmm
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>>563276525
I have never in my life fought mainman.. take your meds you schizoid fucklord.
I beat fariborz
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one passtranny all the same
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d8 sucks
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>>563276575
you're not good at the game as you think you are, third rate player with fourth rate posts
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>passtranny doesn't under the word "could"
keeps getting better and better
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I need a Leroy in my life.
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>>563276740
I know I'm trash, still better than all of tekgen combined
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definitely not something to be proud of
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Raina tranny, I demand your boipussy. Your xisters are weak.
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I found a fun way to find out if I'm gonna win or not. I give em the df2,1+2. If they eat the gclef afterwards, it's gonna be a 3-0.
If they dickjab, maybe a 3-1.
If they parry or duck punish, I'm eating shit.
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I'm already drunk.. it's a 3+4.. I mean.. I'm not drunk.
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>>563276487
truth nuke
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>>563245956
They are though? BnB is uf4 uf3 df32~db2 df32~b4 T! finisher
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why does tmm complain about ugly gameplay when half the time he is doing random hard duck into twin pistons and electric on whiff into mashing df2 hoping to get a lucky counter-hit
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>>563279185
b3+4, 3 is the go-to if you want consistency, literally 1 or 2 damage difference, don't try to (You) me crossthread to spew BS
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Swedes are spiritual enemies of beauty
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>>563279546
What db2 is like Nina's main combo tool
The only time you do b3+4,3 is when you're near the wall so you can do 3xqcf1 into b3+4 for max damage
Every Nina does the df32 stuff because it's high damage and amazing wall carry
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>>563280138
look up the nina doc linked last thread if you want to argue with me, retard: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15iC2duCQLb0EoqBXyMkjWffiFE_IDLaenVBA6kS2bM4/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.au9001x0inqv
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everything kazuya does is definitionally cool based high execution and honest
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>>563280191
Or you could just look at what Ninas do
Case in point Lalo's guide saying to use df32
https://tekkendocs.com/t8/nina/guide#combos
Or Just search Nina on any replays channel and see how literally every good Nina player does DB2 filler for combos
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>>563280510
you know what? you're too fucking stupid for me to even continue this conversation, fuck off
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>>563280874
I accept your concession. Maybe don't talk about Nina if your experience is limited to fujin ranks.
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>waifufags do the baby tier combo routes on their mains
why are you guys so embarrassing
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woke up with piles again
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>>563274087
HNNNGGGGHHHH
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>>563281745
>w*men actually look like this
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>>563282132
Dilate tr*nny
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niggas straight up talking about d8 like hmm what combo should I do I actually fucking can't :skull: :skull: :skull:
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Close the fucking curtains
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>>563274087
Lili is too young to be shaving her pubes
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i need warm saggers in my mouth right now
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>>563281745
this WILL be the next OP
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there's a goddamn 6 month gap between miary and kunimitsu
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>>563281745
her tits aren't that big, off model slop
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i wish the game was popular enough to have good pube mods
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no one is stopping you from learning how to make them yourself.
it just shows that you don't really want good pube mods
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I never understood why gooners feel the need to post nude pictures of their waifu and make it a group activity. why not just watch porn like a normal person?
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Play The First Descendant! You can color your pubes in the game!
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>>563283931
they are in her beach and santa bikini outfits since most of the girls got buffed for specifically those outfits.
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>>563284543
it's due to adhd
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not touching that trannycore game nigga
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imagine playing an mmo where every single person is a horny male larping as a cute girl, i can't think of anything gayer than that honestly
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mainmain is a good example of the way mishimas carry because a person with literally 0 matchup knowledge consistently gets top 0.2% rank solely because they're good at doing sidestep electric
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ackshually someone with his years of experience should be placing god 5 consistently by this point which proves the opposite point
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I wake up every day
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you have more hours than tmm and yet you can't even hit god
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>years of experience
years of not labbing 80% of the roster
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>>563285541
And a good Kazino chart. He was up against a Fahk and that dude just lost because he guessed wrong 2 or 3 times.
And when we block their stupid Casino they say "nice read"... It's not a nice read you fucking stupid Mishima loser, it's just a good guess. And we have to play your fucking game of "who dies first after a wrong guess" ...

I believe NO mishima player should be allowed to talk about balancing or even complain about Tekken 8 at all. You are playing THE CASINO MACHINES, nigga.
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he doesn't have years of experience though, he has a lot of hours but he spends it beating people much worse than him on the same 5 "real tekken" characters
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https://xcancel.com/jezcorden/status/2042936862524768487

TOTAL
TEKKEN 8
ANNIHILATION
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no khan, no hunter, no buy
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>>563287228
here's a truth nuke: i'd have sex with all these girls
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why do i need to let the air in my piss bottle every week? it just keeps shrinking
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>>563283931
They are, what are you talking about tourist retard.
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Capcom Won
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currently addicted to these 2 games rn
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is we lost niggas
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theres lots of small lakes near astrakhan, russia, why?
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everything is wrong
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>>563274087
>>563281745
Pumping for Lili
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gun and ballen 8
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i think sf6 mai and t8 lili are gonna go down as two of the GOAT waifus no lie
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These are the poor redditors who go back to T7 and then get raped by me endlessly.. that's the only reason I boot up that game. I love trashing those fucking scrubs. They don't even know Chloe.
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tekken 9: a hideo kojima game (tm) will be a strand type game for stick and rope gamers
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sometimes you will make the mistake of feeling some sort of pathos towards the people here because they seem genuinely depressed but every time i've interacted with a person from 4chan it has become extremely apparenty why they are alone and the answer is because they are combative, irritating, repulsive pieces of shit that are miserable to be around
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I can't believe we're going to get... BOB...
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nice copypasta bro
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>>563290656
that's not even the right way to use pathos
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hey there, /comfygen/
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>>563290880
kill yourself you worthless trash, lower than jeet being
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>>563291128
shit i wanna suck on lili's cock
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lucky chloe was broken in 7
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I had artistic ambitions I stopped actively working on at 13, after which they became a vague "what if", an abstract alternate reality where i'm an ineffable, admired creative. Now i'm a professional in his 30s, my career requires rigor, stability and most annoyingly, retaining a veneer of everyday normality. I cannot simply go exploring the recesses of my mind anymore. I'm also at an age where anything I make must be good for anyone to pay attention. At 15 I could have sharted out anything onto early YouTube and it would have been enough. Through paralysing inaction I erased any possibility of my idealised vision of myself as an expressive artist transcending form or medium, a modern day Cocteau. I play John from the Tekken video game series, just to add. My favourite combo is right uppercut into string, into laser beam. What is yours?
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>>563291345
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbzCUmuI-Bg
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>>563290979
>>563291039
>>563291128
>>563291170
4 fucking trannies in a row
wow
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>>563291612
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yes everyone you don't like is a tranny now take your meds
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thats what you get for badmouthing me and hating on my magnum opus, kino 8
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im a total whiny little faggot
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murray didn't deserve the hate
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can you guys stop playing?
ive been boycotting for half a decade now
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>>563292409
fuk outta here nigga we gon party hard up in this bitch
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>get to tekken god
>still feels like i'm fighting shitters in green ranks
When the fuck am I playing real tekken
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>>563292409
LOLLOLLOL
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tekken 7 has 850 players online right now.

why aren't you playing?
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because i dislike both murrayslop 1 and 2
i want to play tekken with rollback on steam
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we're all playing R.U.S.H.
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we're all watching PGL Bucharest
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murrayslop 1 came out in 2007 dumbass, we're on murrayslop 5 now
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5 6 and tag 2 didnt have his fundamental hating aura shining through
that shit started with t7 arcade release where the game had t8 tier movement with much worse sidestep
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went back to monster hunter
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went back to nba 2k
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Back to Persona 3 Reload (my first ever Persona game...)
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gta v is better than t8
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>>563293728
The shift away martial arts to anime was blatant in 6. T7 has a more effective backdash than Tag 2. Finally, Murray doesn't have 1% of the influence on these games you think he does, I was just humoring you. If this place wasn't anonymous i'd know to ignore everything you post, you have no idea what you're talking about. Have you considered getting a 4chan pass and displaying it?
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>>563294390
>T7 has a more effective backdash than Tag 2
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>>563294249
Yeah no shit, Triple A vs Single A
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reload sucks, play persona 3 fes instead
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no, it's good, play both if you want to have a blast, also don't tell me what to do or at least get me dinner first or something
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just chillin' in my comfyzone
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6 month gap between miary and kunimitsu
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2 years since I last felt alive
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6 months gap between my ass cheeks
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in 7 i beat inkognito in an offline tournament but im hardstuck tekken king while he is god 5. i was carried by backdash and magic 4.
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tried persona 3 for some hours and after realizing you have to go back to the same dungeon over and over I just quit
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why is /tekgen/ so eckbock
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Sony Won
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finna cop meself a ps6 and use it exclusively for madden and nba and tekken, i'm done with pc gaming
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ps6 will be post poned indefinitely just like the steam machine
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this is my tekgenhood
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do ya'll really play annual sports games?
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i'm day drinking again I play lei btw
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im doped up on fun painkillers twins
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So you worthless maggots just repost the newest reddit trend memes in tekgen? Wow.. you guys are so cool..
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>>563299150
in this general we say «yous» we don't say «ya'll» nigger
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>>563299350
kill yourself
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>>563299029
who the fuck is this guy and why is everyone posting him
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who the fuck is eric
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>>563299740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrGbi-ppjVY
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>>563299825
my boyfriend whom i make dress up as leo
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>>563299740
ai generated video of some chud going viral
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>>563300257
not ai generated, he broke in and the police came
https://files.catbox.moe/x85gyz.mp4
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who the hell is ellie
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>>563300520
nubi's friend
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>>563300357
that one cop is so tall that i am the one who came
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>look up harry dresden case
>first hit is a fiction book series of the same name from the 2000s
yeah, whole shit's fake
everything probably ai generated
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i know crispycloe aint fake
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if i went to commit a crime i would use my real name for sure
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>>563300835
i thought it was fake till i saw the anime shirt, it's definitely real and just some anime infested guy having an episode, many of these cases, this one just happened to be recorded
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It dawned on me how dumb the average person is when I discovered r/explainthejoke
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it's really too on the nose to be real
It's almost a satire of itself
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crispycloe mentioned fapping session needed
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truth nvke
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whats crackin twins? yous enjoying your weekend twins?
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Is Lili the sexiest woman in Tekken?
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>SCATsuka TRANNOID still seething about Lili
Lmeow
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ace combat 8 will flop
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>>563303606
gay faggotry
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this game is less gay than the entire lili player base
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lili, asuka debates…
this general is so fucking comfy
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He left a lengthy tweet about being promoted away from being close to the development team. From what he claims, he kinda forced his way back. Apparently still had pull with his team..but I imagine it was limited.

Short version; He said the way some Japanese buisness started working was; about growth. No matter the industry/business. If you caused growth in sales,productivity,etc. It was good & that you could be promoted/ qualified to bring that same skillset/mindset to a completely different area.. His success with T7 got him a promotion. Not his exact words, but "Good job in that gaming sector" type thing, "now bring that to X department!". As you know, a lot of CEO & such only see numbers/product. Not mutiple people's passion project. He sounded the most hurt about this part.

Anywhooo I don't think it's much different from America. Take ExBizzard/Overwatch Team Jeff Caplan. He recently did an interview where he very clearly said a higer up told him. "The game needs to make X dollars or we lay off X,XX amount of employees & that'll be on you". Basically, find a way to get more players, monetize this shit or else I destroy your team. Thus OW2, followed by his departure.

Ed Boon(Netherealm/Warner). While he never said such. How Vocal he was with MK11 compared to MK1. It's pretty clear Warner calls the shots in terms of content,support,etc.

All in all,I'm in the camp of Harada & Team didn't have the power & final say. Across all these project leads, they do try to save face while behind the scenes is a shit show, as they work there and all that. Seems disheartening for creatives.
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>>563302423
based onichad
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there seems to be an even-numbered curse in this franchise lol. T3, T5, TT1, and T7 had positive reception, while T4, T6, TT2, and now T8 had the opposite.
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men? huge fan
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>Rockstar confirms ShinyHunters has done a data breach
Bandai Won
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MK1 getting away with 8 million sales is fucking hilarious
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went back to tekken 7 and got my ass kicked. i've regressed from not playing. im not thinking as much as i used to in my prime. i just flowchart in hopes that i win
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>>563306110
>T4, T6, TT2, and now T8
all kino except for d8
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Tekken wishes it was MK1 anon.
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nyan pantsu
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should i hang out with my brother+sister + 2 normies i've never met
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>MKino1? 8 million sales
>Deadken8? stuck at 3.1 million
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Mkino new movie? will watch
Assken movie? does not exist
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Anna's ass? will watch
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especially when shes taking a shit
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>>563306740
>t4
everyone that pretends to like it never played it
>t6
rage 100% pure comeback mechanic, absolute dogshit newcomers that the series would be a million times better without
>tag 2
fun pure kusoge
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>>563307801
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>anime
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Tekken? Lol pfft, it's Dragonball mate
Dragonball makes them money
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who does he main?
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i have two big dragon balls hehe wanna suckle on them
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>>563310526
gladly~
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>Run into Tone in ranked.
>spams
"Good ass tekken" is dead bros..
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THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQTBzmBDSv0
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>>563307801
Why would he do that. Everyone at that table looks like an insufferable faggot
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REAL THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOkFn3C8Z1g
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i love men
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i love wolf cuts
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everything sucks.
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>>563310902
would cum all over Lili
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no femcock no cum
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hey twins
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the tekken 8 killer has arrived
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>>563299150
tekken is a sport and seasons are the annual releases
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what does cucked mean
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>>563315390
it means your country is controlled by israel
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it means the state of being a tekken 8 player
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it means having hope that season 3 was going to save tekken
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drawfag is back i see
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I like shemale porn and sometimes I'm afraid I might be gay
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nothing gay about wanting to suck dicks once in a while
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rather be gay than have adhd
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>>563315390
it means playing tekken for 20 years
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leo kliesen instant loss 2koma
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no lobbies...
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havent played since clive
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i came back, yes
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havent played since eddy
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larpfagging general
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZaOzpV7E80
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poooof
tekken 8 fucking sucks and you should be ashamed of yourselves
later amigos
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muchas garcias pendejo
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do french people feel no shame.. for existing?
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>On April 7, 2026, 29-year-old Jason Thomas Nichols went to his neighbours home in Burbank Court, Fairfield, and caused a chilling scene.

the doorbell chud is actual real and he got arrested, i wonder which character he relates with in tekken
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look at SuperAkuma that made Aris look like Bertrand Russell debating
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It's the way that gaming really has created independence for me. And continues to!

Next chapter next month!!
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I’m not trans but I’d love to wake up as Lili
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>I'm not poor but I'd love to wake up rich
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Invincible Vs is the real tekken killer
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All of the most retarded dudes I know are obsessed with anal. Dumb ass boomers who never had to think a day in their lives and can't even operate their own televisions lust over the poo hole endlessly.
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>>563321726
you sound envious cause they show more manhood than you ever will
LmAo
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i only lust after mouth holes
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why isn't there more t8 porn
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https://x.com/Thefactsdude/status/2042752156227280948

This is how Tekken died
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those who pursue tekken are too busy labbing than making porn
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>>563284607
I get this in doa5 LR, except that game has good gameplay. :)
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didnt ask :)
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whole imageboard and mfs still posting the link.
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>>563322887
it's real by the way
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>>563322370
>some retard tries to enter someone else house
ok i fail to give a fuck
crazy what shit gets viral nowadays
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>>563323096
he actually entered it, also he went viral due to the anime shirt (yeah anime is trash)
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i look like this
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kinda cute TBQH
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>>563318857
I forgive you for hating Lili. It's better than months of reinatranny and alisatranny shitting up the thread without you...
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learning how to lucid dream so i can be with my waifu nina
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learning how to work so i can pay for therapy
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depression is not real
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that's right, but adhd is very real
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murray and nakatsu are not real
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why do chuds always get those ugly square glasses?
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to be square
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they say thick eyebrows are a sign of intelligence even, this guy must be 1000iq
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you might think I'm crazy, but I don't even care
because I can tell what's goin' on
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If I look like this who is my tekken main?
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>>563324554
he's LITERALLY a Mishima main 101
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>>563324554
devil jin based player
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i called you drawfriend last night because you pissed off reinatranny but now you're pushing it with your spamming
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shut the boke up
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>>563325978
garyu asuka
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ugly
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>>563324763
i'm having trouble finding those facebook posts about gm owing like 500 dollars to someone and not paying it back
i think one of them was a wanted poster that was fucking hilarious
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i'm not laughing
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i'm not here to entertain you
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yes you are see Gladiator (2000)
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everybody in this thread is annoying
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asukas tits in my mouth
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asuka ass in my penis
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its up.
https://x.com/tannokasa5/status/2042875303031377959
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Nina is an evil ugly whore
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>>563327082
get a fucking mop you dumb chinko
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>>563327082
AHHHHHHHHHH SEX XESEX SESX
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>>563327835
put me in the right nipple asukabro
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>>563274087
This shit is so gay and the "people" who play it are goycattle.
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who is a beginner friendly character if i just want to use strings and not combos
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I have _____
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if i ever meet asuka in real life i would instantly say this
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>>563310902
God, I need to cum inside her so badly.
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you will suck "her" fat smelly veiny hariy cock nerd
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we're all dogs in murray's hot car
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There's a point of horniness where you can barely even function let alone think things through
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Just jerk off and become normal again lol.
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ironically, i function more when i'm horny
i never make decisions tho
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how far can i go with just jin strings
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>>563329847
that was me when i was a teenager
it doesn't really happen anymore when in ur in ur 20's.sure u get really horny but jack off and its gone
i had to jack off like 7-10 times a day when i was a teen it was hell
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I installed nude modes for all women and men (except devil jin). I like to imagine when I win I bring them over my lap and spank them. tell them to go to their family or home after.
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>>563330586
yellow ranks
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>>563331173
but i'm already orange
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When is this shit going on sale like the fuck
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>>563331387
it just had a sale wtf
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>>563331498
So I just missed a sale? Mayne I'm not paying full price for this shit.
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>>563331798
yes check price history
https://steamdb.info/app/1778820/
add it to ur steam wishlist so u get notified
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i had no clue we could put bread in the freezer and eat it later on
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>eating stale bread
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The DLC schedule feels very late. Kunnimitsu in May? Almost feels like they're ready to move on from Tekken 8
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inb4 season 4 in 2027
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almost like they got pretty much all their budget cut after the season 2 disaster
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I exist to goon.
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I don't get it
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didn't they say s4 and s5 for tekken 7 wouldn't have happeend but did because of its huge success?

I don't think s4 and s5 are happening for tekken 8. but then again harada said it had 2x/3x the budget of tekken 7...so it wouldbe a huge loss to recoup if they abandon it
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>>563332667
>Almost feels like they're ready to move on from Tekken 8
good
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>>563333626
this is what adhd looks like
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>>563334049
not really unless they fire the two chimps
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I don't play Tekken I'm not a moron
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debatable
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lmao
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playing tekken is fine just don't tell anyone you do it
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playing tekken is for browns
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I can’t stop thinking about him.
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holy fucking shit, what the fuck happened to gaming journalists
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>>563336653
>filename
please tell me this is real
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>be journalists in the game sphere
>can't do your job properly because the consume base are just pigs who will squeal if you don't glaze their game
>can't do your job also because you are getting paid to glaze
>leave that job
>get replace by literal skinwalkers who have no standards and no integrity
>gaming journalism goes to shit
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>>563336760
https://www.ign.com/articles/resident-evil-requiem-denuvo-drm-fully-cracked-making-it-the-first-2026-game-to-have-its-copy-protection-bypassed

>By Jacqueline Thomas
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at least 3 people here would fuck that, so you're the one missing out
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imagine being a gaming journalist lmao
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imagine playing d8
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it's easy if you try
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i'm NOT part of those 3 people
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>3 people
all me
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I ship me and Leo
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>>563332667
You think?
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>>563336989
i haven't given ign a (You) in close to 15 years but i had to break that streak to make absolutely sure you weren't messing with me
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listened to david bowie's entire discography and about half of it was just him repeating the name of the song over and over for the latter half of each song.
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i had an encounter with normies.

i give it a 5/10.

they were all nice but it was excruciatingly awkward and we likely will never be friends because they're le normies.

but it was also analytically a positive opporthunity to measure my weak points in social sishuashions and analyze the current state of the 30 year old people zeitgeist

so rleative to a sociological pseudo analysis and an analysis of my own weak points i thought it was OK

5/10

better then TEKKEN 8?

Thatss up to yous to tell
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tekgen is a prison
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>normies
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new normal
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Bowie was a walking meme
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>>563338539
brawlhalla chads we winning
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a prison
and i live like a mob boss
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>>563338429
>analyze the current state of the 30 year old people zeitgeist
What are they up to, anyways?
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>>563338056
yeah weirdly i don't usually read ign either, but for some weird reason i did earlier, i guess it was meant to be
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>>563339135
i dont know they kinda just work and hang out thats whuat i could gather.
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>>563339218
hmmmm interesting
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>yous
we use y'all here nigger
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whitey be like "im going to play some slay the spire 2"
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brownies be like "ayo imma play soum uhh dat tekkin 8"
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tits in my mouth tho
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https://x.com/Duelist17_/status/2043017130942050516
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>>563339572
if you think dis man is dum than yous have soum worser prablems to werry bout s, da tekken 8 is fire
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>>563340108
rage art: don't ask me for shit
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>>563339098
That Lili sfm was pretty good, yeah
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WAIT... hold up... John Mishima in goycattle 8 does too much damage in April 2026? Stop the fucking presses we need more videos on this! Please keep me posted!
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>>563277229
because all the good players stopped playing tekken 8
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WHAT POWER!!!!!!
>>
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tekken 8 is murray's weapon of choice. and to date he has killed dozens
who will stop him
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murray can't win if you're not playing his game
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The PC version of Tekken is objectively the worse version of the game because of compilation stutter. Just fucking turned off crossplay, can't take people's oc's lagging because the didn't warm up the shaders before hopping online.
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my laptop's 3070 can run tekken 8 just fine
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my playstation vita can run tekken 8 just fine
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my gpu has 4gb vram
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i wonder if the vitas i have in storage have swolen batteries waiting to explode
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acquire some SSD nigga
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give me one of your vitas
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tekken 9 on the bandai namco new engine?
https://x.com/BNStudios_info/status/1933071774108811696
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>>563336653
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>>563343376
I never realized how fucking huge undertaker's head is god damn
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>>563342751
Kirby air ride 2*

I'm serious.
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My PSP is a paperweight lol
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>>563339572
Steve was designed perfectly for apes like Shinblade
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faggot "pros" complained about the kino tekken 4 and we got a bland ass tekken in tekken 5
now those faggot pros complain about tekken 8 and bandai still doesn't remove heat garbage
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did you even read what you typed before you posted that
tekken 9
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anybluds have good tekken content to watch relatively new one im tired as fuck
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old games you couldn't throw in a patch to fix things so they needed a sequel
they don't need tekken 9 to remove heat and stance shit on tekken 8
a mod exists already to remove it btw
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>>563344575
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ta1rbohT3RE
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>>563344028
you can use it as tiny display for your PC specs or maybe as a dildo, i found that the psp is not big enough for me tho
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>>563345878
You can tell his entire livelihood depends on people caring about Tekken lmao
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my favorite undertaker moment was when the lights went out and he appeared.
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>>563346595
seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex
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>>563346595
too much clothing. gg is so lame now.
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>>563346595
she shits from behind that
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drawbro plz draw reina playing madden and nba 2k and other ball-and-gunlikes
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>>563346595
tasteful curves. the way her clothes cling to her figure is designed to excite. drawn by a true pervert who understands the art of lust.
tekken has fake pervert vulgarity. put a bitch in a bikini and call it a day. it's almost offensive
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punk just called rip's game a piece of shit and tells him not to criticize tekken again

https://www.twitch.tv/punkdagod/clip/TalentedArbitrarySandpiperGivePLZ-F7cq8ElhxOKJ8Dyt
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>>563349831
brutal, i can't imagine anyone growing up with this speech imparity
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>>563349831
which tag player monster just opened a new ass in him this time?
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>>563349831
AHAHAHA. He's trolling right?
What is rip's game?
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>>563350085
Invincible VS.
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diaphone is saying it's fun punk is just a whiny bitch who hates any game he gets beaten in
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>>563349831
>fucker so fucking dumb he has to paused mid-way to remember namco's name
i swear for all their faults, tekken pros are far more watchable
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>>563350365
have you ever heard knee speak? lmao
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>>563350672
>retard comparing a native english speaker to some gook speaking broken english
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we're all in on the avatar fightan right? that and tokon are gonna fuck us and strive in the ass right?
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>>563349831
why is he simping for tekken 8 when he doesn't even play it? yes he plays dix which is even worse but that's a separate issue.
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>>563350921
>retard not understanding that punk is brain damaged and that knee had 20 years to learn a few english words
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it isn't worse, don't try to sneak it in or i will beat you senseless
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I've been trying older sf on emulator
do slimers really play that shit? holy fuck it sucks bad
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>>563351175
the only things sf6 did right were accessibility and qol, the actual game is very unpleasant to play, especially when you're familiar with tekken
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>>563351214
alpha 2 is great imo
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>>563351425
you keep spinning this little story but the entirety of japan and their ancestry disagrees
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>>563351574
i don't think jap casuals who smash on modern can give any assessment on if a fighting game is worth playing or not
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>it isn't worse
even if the gameplay wasn't horrid mickey mouse slime retardation... infact, even if the gameplay was the best gameplay in any fighting game EVER, it literally wouldn't matter because of how putrid and disgusting these grafx are. it's literally an insult to life itself. the ugliest game japan has ever made, it even makes some westoid devs blush. it's worse and disqualified before you even get to the (somehow worse) gameplay.
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>>563351728
they literally make the anime you love so much, stop having double standards, the game is not as bad as you think
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I've tried older Tekken's before 7 and they are literally UNPLAYABLE because of the input lag.
Is that how the games ran back in the day? It's fucking horrible. Maybe it's not and it's just PCSX2 not working right, idk. Backdashes are insane though.
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idk works on my pcsx2
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>>563352234
i don't like anime at all, what? are you assuming i'm pastrami or are you pastrami false flagging
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remember when harada unironically pulled the "she's really a 1000 years old" excuse with eliza because people were criticizing the fear of older women?
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>eliza
memory holed, MIB style
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>>563352907
That was based tho. It's not fear of older women you soi simp faggot it's disinterest.
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>>563352542
>>563352448
peek my pcsx2 library
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>>563352448
Yep. Even T7 was like that before they patched it. Old heads are retards
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Doa5lr and chill for the weekend
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off hand whip -> greatsword flaming strike
you can now pretend to be the best elden ring character
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>sportsball
brother, just go outside
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>>563353705
fuck wrong tab
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it's in the game
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>>563352448
Yes. Tekken was only a fighting game pre-7 if you lived in driving distance from Tokyo or Seoul. For the rest of us it was a turn-based party game.
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i prefer opl
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6EUJmoB9vE
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>>563353806
i just cannot pay attention when a game has story or does not have immediate gameplay goals, i can only play fighting games or sports games without getting absolutely bored
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>completed the previous pass
>forgot to buy it with the currency i did have

LMAO owari da
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>>563354885
unironically adhd
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>>563354816
None of this games ended those franchises
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Always bet on Tekken 9
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>>563355251
forgot pic
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>>563355338
Ai slop
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Annual $45 dollar releases with concurrent arcade versions would unironically save us
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>>563355668
good. you lost meatie.
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Annual releases with 3-month seasons and free DLC characters that carry over to the next game (but base roster will be reshuffled)
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never buying a tekken that has nakatsu and murray employed
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never buying a tekken (FULL STOP)
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annual furia royale...
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annual tits in my mouth would fix everything
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>>563356582
this but daily
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if tekken 8 was free to play it'd still be a ripoff
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tekken WEG...
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Why do you think Tekken 8 will change? They get 2-3x the amount of players who played 7. Why would they change when their aggression first philosophy is resonating with fans?
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who said it would change, most retards left playing are 24ers or bums who live off the game
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>>563357372
Mention me if you are going to respond to me. It is basic 4chan etiquette.
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tekken 8 is fun and the girls are hot
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>>563357372
does anyone still have that tone tweet where he compared t8 to a 9-to-5?
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>>563357593
i agree with the second part
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where were you when elon rebuilt the tower of babel by himself?
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>white woman
no thank you
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>>563358196
did you play Dispatch? if so, who did you end up with?
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If there's any consistent pattern you can identify with Tekken's development team, it's that the outcome is always disparate from their intent. That level of incompetence creates a non-zero chance that we could get an accidentally great game again.
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>dead thread
>rooted general
>zombie game
>slop deviantart #tekken shitter photo mode slop posts
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all thats left is waifufags for this shit game
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>>563358452
I want to finish inside your mouth
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reinotardo asking the most retarded shit ever as usual
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>>563358926
>>563358946
i think you are the same person
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>>563357768
post the mod
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stanceslop yourself
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>>563359095
like switching IPs or posting on phone isn't a thing
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not sure bout dis one
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So is that a yes?
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>>563358763
that's what Murray's evil associated created just schizos and /trash/ posters
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>>563359298
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAgmGZ9iQ2Y
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>posts 12 seconds apart
>"same person"
>"ur switching IPs"
man, didn't know i could stop time
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>>563359356
i miss funny tekgen during 7
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>>563359446
are you a pass user?
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i miss post-structuralist new sincerity 2023 /tekgen/
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Why did you think it was a good ideas to search for /tekgen/?
Why are you a loser?
What drives you to post at this shithole?
Your young days are over and you decided to stay here why?
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>"ur a pass user"
no, i am a smooch user
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this is my "raped by michael murray" therapy group
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>>563359675
i'm only 23, i'm still young
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>>563359717
can you draw eric smooching leo? thanks
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I am waiting.
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>>563359843
perfect age to settle down with a man who can please you in bed
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>>563358452
WEEOO WEEOO TRANNY ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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No you're not young anymore. Do not delude yourself you're closer to 30s >>563359843
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>>563359998
>>563360009
same person
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i looked at reinafag through remote viewing
he's just a fat estonian
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>>563360113
yes I'm a fat latvian btw
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we need real niggas back in gamedev because holy fuck
https://www.pcgamer.com/games/dead-or-alive-creator-was-once-held-at-gunpoint-by-lapd-says-former-colleague-it-was-a-real-dead-or-alive-situation/
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slippery sloppen
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>>563359386
lel i was like why'dis nigga'd recommend'me dis'one seems't'd'be due to the floral shopper name yk'nmeen
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RUSH>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>sf6>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>strive>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>backtobasics8
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>>563360647
if i'm not mistaken you can use creampie to get battle pass items, but i'm on console so you may have to double check
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>>563360387
>he wants real people making shit
>in the era of corporate slop and piggies craving slop
good job, you just greenlit another isekai
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>>563360986
i hate you but i agree completely, i don't watch anything mainstream anymore, it's just slop that appeals to the lowest common denominator

arthouse iranian movies are my jam now
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alright drawnigger kill yourself now
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>i hate you
man, my boke, i feel nothing about you; a faceless online stranger
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>>563360863
that'd be goated
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>>563360589
he didn't need to call it anything other than bound, which isn't a term owned by any one company. it was bound in every game from tekken to vf to doa
also beatdown sounds stupid. fuck this 17er for finding new ways to out himself as an idiot
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>i'll pretend to feel nothing about it so maybe it doesn't get to my mental
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>>563361473
me on the right
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reinfag
drawfag
pastrami
guy who wants to fuck reinafag

all the same guy
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>askhually your feeling pls bro ur litcherally mindbroken
i drew a bird
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your dumb drawings contribute nothing and you're spamming
you're more of a pest than the avatarfags
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freaky ass caterpillar
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>>563360113
its not but i agree with him
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>>563361828
shut up pastrami, we know it's (You)
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literally cannot sit down anymore because of hemorrhoids
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ninetofiven 8
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agp ling shizzo's ai garbage is more pleasant on the eyes than drawnigger's posts
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i just have fun with a pencil
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>>563362767
this but the pencil is in my vagina
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aight gn im dead
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>my vagoni
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>>
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>>563359843
kek 0% chance you're under 30
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>>563363501
can't lars just use his electric power? guy is literally a power generator
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>>563363630
lars really is tekken's blanka when you think about it
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>>563287618
lmaoing @ you thinking this game gets tourists bruh you don't even have regulars they all quit
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whyd jiri do it bros?
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>>563366326
and what if you don't think about it?
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>>563356604
:) no distracting particle effects, no thirty long combos, just a good as game
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>>563357593
Girls DOA ate prettier and have better bodies as well as sexier outfits
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>>563368609
he still is
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i love men
>>
>>
>get shit on by some random
>call the game trash
repeat until the sun explodes
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>>563369587
based.
>>
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>>563370454
kill
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>>563370454
tfw this is now a historical relic like hitler or ww1
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>>563361618
What of the furtive ling schizo so easily forgotten
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>>563369587
>omg bro just stop saying things just ignore it bro just move on to next product and then if you dont like it move on to next product
i find these type of oinkers so revolting it is insane
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>>563370704
i made that post myself so i couldn't self promote heh
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this feels like 8kun tekgen
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niggas claim to be able to calculate the mass of the universe there's no way some nerd with some calculator can calclulate the mass of the universe no matter how advanced physics is
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>>563371597
its not that hard just calculate based on average galaxy density and size of observable unniverse, its like calculaitng the mass of a giant cake
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dead game
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dead general
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debiru birdo
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dead genre
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cute guy
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no homo
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i wish i had like… just one friend…
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just the last couple of times i've played tekken 7 i've already had more people add me to play more games than i had in the entirety of playing tekken 8.
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glorious sunday morning to yous eurotwins, suicidal night to yous amerimuttlards
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everyone in 8 added me only to talk shit when they didn't even know their frames and refused to adapt when i would counterplay
then i just started blocking everyone
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havent played since clive
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having friends is retarded
i stopped all contact after uni
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nobody understands friendship
for most it all boils down to mutual convenience
>>
I been trying to talk to people but after years of only using my pc for pleasure I just measure how much pleasure they can give me and if they fail the equation then I have no use for them, I view people as objects my brain is fried
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i haven't been trying to talk to people, they all talk to me and never listen to a thing i say anyway
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>rip sounding depressed as fuck while streaming invincible vs and reading chat
murray always wins baby
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In most social interaction i honestly stopped replying. I just give short direct answers and never divulge more than necessary, then they tell me i'm weird because i never talk about myself while they cut me off in the middle of answering their question.
Then they get uppity when you do the same to them.
I really can't fathom on what kind of shit normies operate.
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i literally can fix all of yous...
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why would i need fixing? i just need a good ole pair o' milkers in my mouth
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i thought i got a chinese gf today but it was just a microwavable wanton soup on sale at costco
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Leotardo… that’s my fucking legacy
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amerimutts fightans lol
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rip actually mogged M and N so bad it's not even funny
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Mkino1 sold 8million copies…
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chinese gf is coming soon twin keep the faith
>>
that mortal kino movie looks half decent by retarded standards
>>
dead game dead general dead genre
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im too doped up twins i need a cigarette to settle things down a bit
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>>563377792
I just tuned in and he sounds fine, you weirdo.
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new injustice game, new vf, new doa, new French bread game, aof from SNK, probably new soul calibur from bamco, Tokon, invincible vs, avatar legends

the fighting game genre has significant investment.
>>
all ass except maybe doa
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splash lingtranny in the face with corrosive acid
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Don't be mean to ling, her life is tough
>>
Embarrassing game for normie goycattle
>>
twunc said injustice lmao
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>>563381892
kill yourself
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I am a huge recluse and autist I literally had mental breakdowns over the existence of Tekken
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>>563370594
>like hitler or ww1
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he's live!
https://www.twitch.tv/lowtiergod
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crispycloe <3
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>>>/v/736842858
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>I am a huge recluse
same
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big recluse fan
the hugest even
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im a recluse from october to may yous need that vitamine D twins
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for me, it is the undertaker
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men? huge fan
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4chan, youtube, and onlyfans leaks. I do nothing else either online or in life.
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me? i play gt7
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>>563386094
Your mom and dad must be really proud of you <3
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All VF had to do was make their game like Tekken 6
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no one gives a fuck about vf stop larping unc
>>
>>
Capcom Won
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>>563386826
this is fine because it won't smell if you are using body powder
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>>563386818
I know. People would care if it was like Tekken.
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i mean if you use wipes for your ass and dick and don’t goon 10hours a day it’s more than doable
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do yous know how to use a washing machine
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Are any of the /tekgen/milkers around? I really need to cum and would like some help please.
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Oh shit, the game now shows me as a Lars main.
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Why the fuck did they bring back heihachi
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>>563388229
kill yourself
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this was supposed to be our year...
>>
Good morning I think I might be retarded
>>
i love men
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I'm 26 it's over I'm too old
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>>563387916
go to /trash/
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sex
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week 3 on fin still no sides
>>
almost like all the fearmonging is from baldcels
>>
Where are the gay men?
>>
Talked with my fren about flash blade https://okizeme.gg/database/lars/f,f,F+1?search=fff1
Sent him the link for the vid... realized that clip looks really fucking shitty. Like.. where are the effects? Flash "BLADE" is called that cause of the electric blade he does.. the people recording this play on low effect saturation I think.. u scrubs, put that on high.
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THIS is what flash blade looks like.
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my ophthalmologist suggested me to stop playing tekken 8
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Im autistic
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cool but didnt asked
>>
Yet again I wake up filled with spite and jealousy towards other men who have everything. Men who were blessed with good body, face, who get everything they want, every woman is theirs and everyone's attention. And I, simply get nothing but torment within my brain thinking about it. How am I supposed to cope with my condition? How am I supposed to continue living in a world where I'm meant to fail?
>>
same
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>>563392528
a dose of GRAN TURISMO 7 can help with this
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>>563389901
segabros, this looks like a badly-made game...
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>>563389474
Bro I'm 28 and still living with my parents. You doing better than me :/
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thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQTBzmBDSv0
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>>563392914
you're merely living in your own house that will be passed to you at some point, so you're 28 and already owning a house, congrats, now tell me why in the fuck would you want to live in another house if you already have one?
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some of yous need to read late dostoevsky
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>>563393004
-Own Space
-Privacy
-Not having to listen to my parents telling me what to do
-Starting own family (IF)
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>>563393129
i'd rather not have all of that if i could go back to having to pay rent anymore
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>>563393129
sounds like a boundaries issue, you can work them out, dating life can work just fine.
unless you're some freak who wants to walk naked in the house, i wouldn't see a problem.
tldr: it's a skill issue (communication and standing your ground), like, if at 28 you have to get told what to do, then you have bigger issues than "privacy", work these things out and everything else will follow
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>>563393237
tbdesu playing tekken topless alone in your own home is a weekend mood for sure
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Best I can do is skill up, get a better job and save money to buy a house I guess
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you can do that in your room, you freak.
beside it would be the same situation if that anon went and rented a shared house with 4 strangers, infact it would be so much worse he'd blow his brain out
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>>563393397
gotta be real with you, us youngings are past the point of affording a house through our own income
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>>563392994
>>563393216
>>563393395
>>563393514
when are we going to the mall my lovely?
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>>563393397
you'll inherit a house way before you'll be able to afford to buy one, therefore i wouldn't call it a good plan, but definitely skill up to improve yourself (always do that)
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>>563391375
>>563391436
kill yourself
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reminder that reinamains have no rights
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https://x.com/verseJohn316/status/2043195326102643096
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>>563393804
this was the moment tekken truly fell off in mainstream eyes, not season 2.
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>>563394116
reading this stuff makes my day a little bit better
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>>563393921
good thing i don't main her
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yeah, instead you have the right to remain silent and that anything you say may be used against you in court
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRukNU3jkIM
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https://x.com/PunkDaGod/status/2043098679360270474
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not clicking that twin
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>>563395814
which one of you was this
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Tekken players played more fighting games than Punk
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>>563396219
I don't think I'll ever be so based, so definitely not me
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>us youngings
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im the youngest here and i'm 39
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I am 32 and I still live with my parents
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based as fuck
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I'm so scared of the afterlife bros.
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>>563396459
>>563359843
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nothing to be afraid of, it's like the beforelife
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>>563396831
pics or GTFO
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>>563396948
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maybe god is like the tekken devs, they just designed all this so badly they made intelligent design seem impossible when in fact it was unintelligent design all along
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i don't believe in god because i can't imagine a god being dumb enough to create women
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>us uncins
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>>563396459
>>563397302
kys
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>>563397302
please stop using the ram i can't buy like this
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gg is fun but 2d oki is stupid, the arbitrary safe get-up frames just seem BS, idk why people put up with that since sf2
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQLlZHjQNvs
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>>563397756
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>they stopped showing their face after fucking everything up
mogged by hardworking korean chads that keep up with the community on every large update
https://youtu.be/nxAI0SaP2ZE?si=SoKeHeEyGbnK5RMY
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>>563387916
Crazy that none of them have replied to this.
>>563389545
Don't send him to /trash/ all the /tekgen/ milkers don't go there. Or moonlight as DOA milkers when on /trash/.
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today I will forgo bathing
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>>563398250
good look bro, hope you make it
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>>563387916
>>563389545
>>563398085
you can come chill and play ps2 with me instead bros, no need to cum all the time
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>>563398587
Nah nigga I hate american handegg. Shit is boring to play. I'd join you in some PS2 SmackDown vs. RAW any of the years.
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Working from home is peak
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>Working
>peak
lmfao
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YOU'RE A FUCKING SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVEEEE
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>>563398746
we can play nba street 2 if you wanna, idk what you yuros like, though you do have euroleague
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some disgruntled paramount employee leaked the entire new ATLA movie to the world even though it was supposed to come out next year
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>>563399418
okay? idc i just wanna play the fighting game and 4 elements trainer
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it's supposed to come out this year, streaming only
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>>563399526
didn't ask
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>>563399550
lmao your original post is the ultimate "didn't ask" no one here cares about avatar
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>>563399371
we like men, thanks for asking
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>>563399550
about Avatar
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doesn't avatar have that bald kid or whatever, sounds pretty based but it's anime if i recall so it's pretty trash actually, awful even
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>>563399625
>your original post
got the wrong person sweetheart
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>>563399780
prob among the most beloved western animated series ever
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>>563399371
I dont play basketball either. All these american sports dont really hold much weight in europe. And also personally I play FPSs and strategy game. Only reason I pull out my old PS2 is to play SmackDown VS. RAW 2008.
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>>563399780
it was carried by Koreans animating, just like Tekken
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdRCj5-UNqU

TEKKEN DIED
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>>563399826
if w*sterners like something that's how you know it's bad.
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>>563400178
so you're saying men are bed, huh? aren't you a man too
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>>563399828
>I dont play basketball either
ngl yurolands sound boring af
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>>563400216
>bed
embarrassing.
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>>563400305
fuck off (you're right tho, that was pretty cringe)
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>>563400216
pretty manly
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>>563400289
Europe just plays a lot of football. I had to play basketball in school but I dont remember anyone liking it.
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>>563399828
For me, it was smackdown vs raw original on ps2. That's what I had and it was fucking great. Probably first time I noticed I wanted to fuck the women. I haven't played or even thought about it in about 20 years, should emulate it at some point just for fun. It will probably be nothing like I remember it because that's how it works.
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>>563400478
you mean soccer? the sports where 11 fuckers run around with no goals being made for more than an hour? lmaooooooooooooo
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whats poppin' twins
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>>563400753
yuro vs burger again
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why it's always teenagers or kids catching the balls and throwing towels on tennis roid monster matches?
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>>563400289
I'm a european football man first myself but I started watching a lot of basketball and I get it, it's fun. It's more fun if I'm being honest. Teams score constantly and games are mostly decided on who scores a little bit more. Tense. Easy to watch. No draws. Not everyone can appreciate a slow 0-0 semen slurper.
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amerimutts are subhuman neandertals
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>>563400919
having it being a 5v5 also makes it way readable and the atmosphere of the small arenas is just unparalleled, i prefer going to basketball matches than football even
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we can all agree the most worthless sports is cricket right?
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i love men
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>>563400673
Who specifically? The original SvR only had 6 "Divas" in total. Honestly graphically the game really holds up but gameplay is the weak point. The newer games made the gameplay better and usually the newest is really the best one if you want to play a proper wrerstling match.
>>563400708
Its surely way more interesting then american football. In american football its a bunch of dudes throwing a handegg and crashing into eachother after walking 2 meters forward and then it takes several minutes to reset back to them doing the same. And maybe once in a blue moon you get someone not being speared while running. And then for some odd reason the teams have one whole squad for defense and one for offense. If I was playing it I would be pissed if I had to leave for the side switch.
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>>563401330
>not posting the cumshot version
fucking tease
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>>563401330
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we'll be right back after this quick ad break
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ew
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>>563401330
I wish Lili did this to me.
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20 years in the can… not a peep…
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>>563401330
pierced nipples are the worst invention of all time
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>>563401376
football is way more interesting because there are so many factors at play that it takes everything to click to win, the tug-and-pull nature of the game also means that you have an immediate goal as a viewer to root for unlike soccer, which is filled with so much dead time
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>>563401330
this is a young woman in her 20s, why do they keep saying she's 16
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>>563401618
kys amerimutt nigger jamal
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>>563401704
no need for that last word
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brought to you by Verizon
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>>563401330
y so pretti?????
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>>563401376
>Who specifically?

I have literally no idea but I sure wasn't picky. Is it female? You know how it is, horny little fuckers at the starting age. No internet either. You took what you could find. For me it was that and other physical media. The dark age, in a way.
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THREAD THEME (song is about 1st Trump administration btw)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETEg-SB01QY
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should've been called burger queen instead of burger king
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>>563401618
You really sound like someone who never played football before. Its really fun. I used to be goalkeeper and I have respect for the guys who go all the 90 miniutes. The amount of stamina you gotta have. Its a sport where every ball interaction counts. You see a player pass and notice there is an intercept coming with the whole direction of play suddenly moving over and the counter play happening. That moment where the catenaccio pays dividends and you have everyone on full alert.
>>563401847
Molly Holly, Sable, Stacy Keibler, Torrie Wilson, Trish Stratus and Victoria were the only 6 divas in SvR and aside from Torrie Wilson the models all looked bad. That dark age of media. I really dont miss it.
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Tekken 8 ?
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>>563402207
>The amount of stamina you gotta have
american football demands like triple the amount and every interaction counts in american football too, even more so because teams are timed and also have explicit turns at the same time, an intercept feels way better than anything that can happen in soccer
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>>563402410
sure jamal
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>>563401376
also there are 3 teams--defense, offense and special team
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>>563402473
again no need to be mean to me by using that word, and jamals play cricket
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/ballgen/
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>>563402410
>that picture of davonkus II jr on the oxygen mask

I'm sorry but for me and every civilized (european) man, handegg will always be a joke.
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Tekken 8 ?
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>>563402610
unironically the coolest part about football is how hard it is on the individual players and how much more "expandable" they feel compared to basketball players or soccer players, it's like you see each team as a complete unit, where individuality matters very little until someone makes a godlike play and they pop-off spectacularly, it's a very interesting dynamic
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outside of soccer, which i'll admit that is popular, you euros really doesn't play anything interesting, at least east asians are obsessed with baseball, a good sports
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>>563402897
kys fatlard neanderthal wigger
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>>563402973
see? no need to use slurs to express your frustration
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>>563402410
>american football demands like triple the amount
Okay lol now I get it you are an american that never played football. Football requires significantly more endurance-based stamina than american football. Football players continuously run around for 90+ minutes, covering several kilometers(miles for you probably) per game with 3 substitutions per team so most play the entire duration, that demands superior cardiovascular fitness. American football needs high-intensity explosive power for short, infrequent bursts, rather than prolonged aerobic endurance. So no football is way more demanding then american football. Its so much more in fact that I bet most american football players would collapse when playing proper football.
>>563402480
Thats even worse. I want to play the game not spend 2/3rds watching others play. Even more one of my goalkicks would probably go past the entire field so I would need to tone down my punts.
>>563402897
I mean the US sports are also popular but we also play handball, hockey, tennis a lot of traditional martial arts. Its just that football has very much taken prime spot as the most played sport and dwarfs everything.
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but i must say this, your f1 stuff is much much better than fucking nascar
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>>563403076
football players only need to learn to conserve energy to play soccer effectively, the lowest physical bar for football is already higher than for soccer so anyone who makes the nfl can be a decent soccer player (if we're talking purely about stamina and endurance)

plus us americans are built way tougher than you are lol

>I want to play the game not spend 2/3rds watching others play
you don't consider defense "playing" at all? grave mistake, it's where the interesting strategy shit happens
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>>563403414
how are these compared to the 3 kingdoms stuff? idk much about japanese history so i never played them
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>>563403170
I haven't watched nascar but I have watched f1 for a few seasons. Terrible, absolutely terrible. I mean, their most famous iconic race is the one where hardly any overtakes happen, figure that one out. Like watching paint dry. You don't even get good accidents anymore with the safety sandal, no danger. If I had to watch some racing, I'd watch motogp.
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Why do you still play this casual shit?
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>>563403583
if you find f1 boring, don't watch nascar
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>>563403610
you mean tekken in general?
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>>563403682
Tekken 8.
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>>563403760
i'm not tho
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bread and circus…
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is this gen just capslurps in disguise?
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>>563274087
Tourist here.

How is this tranny face attractive to anyone?
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>>563403916
>>563403905
well. we're all trannyfuckers here
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no more butchie, no more of this
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NEW

>>563403981
>>563403981
>>563403981
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>>563403632
My understanding of it is they basically race in a big oval stadium, in one direction. It's probably more fun to watch as a physical spectator. Seriously, think about this in f1 in a traditional circuit. You pick a corner. You sit there, watch them go by for an instant. Then you follow the race on the screen like if you were at home. Absolute nonsense.
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>>563403384
Conserving energy is important but a football player still needs way more of it for the duration of the 90 minutes. The average NFL guy would struggle stamina-wise for the whole 90 minutes. He might accidentally tire himself out by minute 5 and would need to be substituted out.

And yeah obviously the players are differently built. Football needs a lean, powerful physique while american football prioretizes mass and quick snap power. I had to stop being goalkeeper because I became a 6'3" 250lbs. muscle monster and just couldnt keep up with the flexibility and general athleticism needed.

I respect both sports athletes but I very much think american football is beyond boring to watch.
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>>563404107
american football is hard to understand so outsiders find it boring because it seems like nothing is happening even though every move counts

soccer is easy to watch, and it's also easy to see that there' almost fuckall happening most of the time on most matches
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>>563404239
I do understand it thou. And I have tried it myself and even looked into the rules and how to play it. Its needlessly complex and its boring to watch to boot. Football on the other hand is simple, extremely exciting and can be played by anyone anywhere with just a ball. A sport of kings and paupers.
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american football
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>>563401679
16 year old women and 20 year old women don't look any different
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>>563370454
murray assassinated harada bros...

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