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Fixed OP edition
>Season 3 trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSbCMA9Nevk
>Patch notes
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=2425
>Season 3 plans:
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=2380
>Wavu Wiki
https://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page
>Glicko2 rating + player search
https://wank.wavu.wiki/about
https://ewgf.gg/
>Terminology
https://wavu.wiki/t/Jargon
https://wavu.wiki/t/Notation
https://glossary.infil.net/
>Moves Data
https://okizeme.gg/
https://tekkendocs.com/
>Tekken 8 Character Overviews
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38E MFQ1Le9Cc/edit?tab=t.0
>Tekken 8 important moves for each character
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJ Ol0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6 NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#
>Fundamentals guide for Tekken 8
https://docs.google.com/document/d/15ZQy6eD31dnu6ZzXliRQdVxtB9oT_ub-yC b00RVS0q0/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.64 pwd7lfnzip
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>>563274182
Unironically, if you don't enjoy playing anymore just quit, like most of this general
Don't go around fucking the game up for other people, i have 0 tolerance for cheaters in online games
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>>563274270
Send him my way, xister. I'll slay him just like I flattened Farib0rz.
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Guess who I main
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>conceal
cringe
>expose
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>>563276525
I have never in my life fought mainman.. take your meds you schizoid fucklord.
I beat fariborz
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>>563276740
I know I'm trash, still better than all of tekgen combined
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Raina tranny, I demand your boipussy. Your xisters are weak.
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I found a fun way to find out if I'm gonna win or not. I give em the df2,1+2. If they eat the gclef afterwards, it's gonna be a 3-0.
If they dickjab, maybe a 3-1.
If they parry or duck punish, I'm eating shit.
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I'm already drunk.. it's a 3+4.. I mean.. I'm not drunk.
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>>563276487
truth nuke
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>>563279185
b3+4, 3 is the go-to if you want consistency, literally 1 or 2 damage difference, don't try to (You) me crossthread to spew BS
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What db2 is like Nina's main combo tool
The only time you do b3+4,3 is when you're near the wall so you can do 3xqcf1 into b3+4 for max damage
Every Nina does the df32 stuff because it's high damage and amazing wall carry
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>>563280138
look up the nina doc linked last thread if you want to argue with me, retard: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15iC2duCQLb0EoqBXyMkjWffiFE_IDLaenV BA6kS2bM4/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.au 9001x0inqv
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Or you could just look at what Ninas do
Case in point Lalo's guide saying to use df32
https://tekkendocs.com/t8/nina/guide#combos
Or Just search Nina on any replays channel and see how literally every good Nina player does DB2 filler for combos
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>>563280510
you know what? you're too fucking stupid for me to even continue this conversation, fuck off
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>>563274087
HNNNGGGGHHHH
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Play The First Descendant! You can color your pubes in the game!
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And a good Kazino chart. He was up against a Fahk and that dude just lost because he guessed wrong 2 or 3 times.
And when we block their stupid Casino they say "nice read"... It's not a nice read you fucking stupid Mishima loser, it's just a good guess. And we have to play your fucking game of "who dies first after a wrong guess" ...
I believe NO mishima player should be allowed to talk about balancing or even complain about Tekken 8 at all. You are playing THE CASINO MACHINES, nigga.
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currently addicted to these 2 games rn
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Pumping for Lili
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These are the poor redditors who go back to T7 and then get raped by me endlessly.. that's the only reason I boot up that game. I love trashing those fucking scrubs. They don't even know Chloe.
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sometimes you will make the mistake of feeling some sort of pathos towards the people here because they seem genuinely depressed but every time i've interacted with a person from 4chan it has become extremely apparenty why they are alone and the answer is because they are combative, irritating, repulsive pieces of shit that are miserable to be around
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I can't believe we're going to get... BOB...
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>>563290656
that's not even the right way to use pathos
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hey there, /comfygen/
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I had artistic ambitions I stopped actively working on at 13, after which they became a vague "what if", an abstract alternate reality where i'm an ineffable, admired creative. Now i'm a professional in his 30s, my career requires rigor, stability and most annoyingly, retaining a veneer of everyday normality. I cannot simply go exploring the recesses of my mind anymore. I'm also at an age where anything I make must be good for anyone to pay attention. At 15 I could have sharted out anything onto early YouTube and it would have been enough. Through paralysing inaction I erased any possibility of my idealised vision of myself as an expressive artist transcending form or medium, a modern day Cocteau. I play John from the Tekken video game series, just to add. My favourite combo is right uppercut into string, into laser beam. What is yours?
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THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbzCUmuI-Bg
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4 fucking trannies in a row
wow
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thats what you get for badmouthing me and hating on my magnum opus, kino 8
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>get to tekken god
>still feels like i'm fighting shitters in green ranks
When the fuck am I playing real tekken
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>>563292409
LOLLOLLOL
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gta v is better than t8
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The shift away martial arts to anime was blatant in 6. T7 has a more effective backdash than Tag 2. Finally, Murray doesn't have 1% of the influence on these games you think he does, I was just humoring you. If this place wasn't anonymous i'd know to ignore everything you post, you have no idea what you're talking about. Have you considered getting a 4chan pass and displaying it?
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>>563294390
>T7 has a more effective backdash than Tag 2
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just chillin' in my comfyzone
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finna cop meself a ps6 and use it exclusively for madden and nba and tekken, i'm done with pc gaming
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this is my tekgenhood
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So you worthless maggots just repost the newest reddit trend memes in tekgen? Wow.. you guys are so cool..
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not ai generated, he broke in and the police came
https://files.catbox.moe/x85gyz.mp4
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this game is less gay than the entire lili player base
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He left a lengthy tweet about being promoted away from being close to the development team. From what he claims, he kinda forced his way back. Apparently still had pull with his team..but I imagine it was limited.
Short version; He said the way some Japanese buisness started working was; about growth. No matter the industry/business. If you caused growth in sales,productivity,etc. It was good & that you could be promoted/ qualified to bring that same skillset/mindset to a completely different area.. His success with T7 got him a promotion. Not his exact words, but "Good job in that gaming sector" type thing, "now bring that to X department!". As you know, a lot of CEO & such only see numbers/product. Not mutiple people's passion project. He sounded the most hurt about this part.
Anywhooo I don't think it's much different from America. Take ExBizzard/Overwatch Team Jeff Caplan. He recently did an interview where he very clearly said a higer up told him. "The game needs to make X dollars or we lay off X,XX amount of employees & that'll be on you". Basically, find a way to get more players, monetize this shit or else I destroy your team. Thus OW2, followed by his departure.
Ed Boon(Netherealm/Warner). While he never said such. How Vocal he was with MK11 compared to MK1. It's pretty clear Warner calls the shots in terms of content,support,etc.
All in all,I'm in the camp of Harada & Team didn't have the power & final say. Across all these project leads, they do try to save face while behind the scenes is a shit show, as they work there and all that. Seems disheartening for creatives.
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>>563302423
based onichad
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Tekken? Lol pfft, it's Dragonball mate
Dragonball makes them money
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>>563310526
gladly~
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i love wolf cuts
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i came back, yes
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poooof
tekken 8 fucking sucks and you should be ashamed of yourselves
later amigos
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>On April 7, 2026, 29-year-old Jason Thomas Nichols went to his neighbours home in Burbank Court, Fairfield, and caused a chilling scene.
the doorbell chud is actual real and he got arrested, i wonder which character he relates with in tekken
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i look like this
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If I look like this who is my tekken main?
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shut the boke up
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I have _____
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you will suck "her" fat smelly veiny hariy cock nerd
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Just jerk off and become normal again lol.
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that was me when i was a teenager
it doesn't really happen anymore when in ur in ur 20's.sure u get really horny but jack off and its gone
i had to jack off like 7-10 times a day when i was a teen it was hell
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yes check price history
https://steamdb.info/app/1778820/
add it to ur steam wishlist so u get notified
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I don't get it
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didn't they say s4 and s5 for tekken 7 wouldn't have happeend but did because of its huge success?
I don't think s4 and s5 are happening for tekken 8. but then again harada said it had 2x/3x the budget of tekken 7...so it wouldbe a huge loss to recoup if they abandon it
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I can’t stop thinking about him.
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holy fucking shit, what the fuck happened to gaming journalists
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>>563336653
>filename
please tell me this is real
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>be journalists in the game sphere
>can't do your job properly because the consume base are just pigs who will squeal if you don't glaze their game
>can't do your job also because you are getting paid to glaze
>leave that job
>get replace by literal skinwalkers who have no standards and no integrity
>gaming journalism goes to shit
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https://www.ign.com/articles/resident-evil-requiem-denuvo-drm-fully-cr acked-making-it-the-first-2026-game -to-have-its-copy-protection-bypass ed
>By Jacqueline Thomas
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>>563336989
i haven't given ign a (You) in close to 15 years but i had to break that streak to make absolutely sure you weren't messing with me
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i had an encounter with normies.
i give it a 5/10.
they were all nice but it was excruciatingly awkward and we likely will never be friends because they're le normies.
but it was also analytically a positive opporthunity to measure my weak points in social sishuashions and analyze the current state of the 30 year old people zeitgeist
so rleative to a sociological pseudo analysis and an analysis of my own weak points i thought it was OK
5/10
better then TEKKEN 8?
Thatss up to yous to tell
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>normies
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a prison
and i live like a mob boss
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>>563338429
>analyze the current state of the 30 year old people zeitgeist
What are they up to, anyways?
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brownies be like "ayo imma play soum uhh dat tekkin 8"
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>>563340108
rage art: don't ask me for shit
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WHAT POWER!!!!!!
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The PC version of Tekken is objectively the worse version of the game because of compilation stutter. Just fucking turned off crossplay, can't take people's oc's lagging because the didn't warm up the shaders before hopping online.
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tasteful curves. the way her clothes cling to her figure is designed to excite. drawn by a true pervert who understands the art of lust.
tekken has fake pervert vulgarity. put a bitch in a bikini and call it a day. it's almost offensive
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alpha 2 is great imo
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>it isn't worse
even if the gameplay wasn't horrid mickey mouse slime retardation... infact, even if the gameplay was the best gameplay in any fighting game EVER, it literally wouldn't matter because of how putrid and disgusting these grafx are. it's literally an insult to life itself. the ugliest game japan has ever made, it even makes some westoid devs blush. it's worse and disqualified before you even get to the (somehow worse) gameplay.
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I've tried older Tekken's before 7 and they are literally UNPLAYABLE because of the input lag.
Is that how the games ran back in the day? It's fucking horrible. Maybe it's not and it's just PCSX2 not working right, idk. Backdashes are insane though.
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idk works on my pcsx2
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peek my pcsx2 library
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Doa5lr and chill for the weekend
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>sportsball
brother, just go outside
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i just cannot pay attention when a game has story or does not have immediate gameplay goals, i can only play fighting games or sports games without getting absolutely bored
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Annual $45 dollar releases with concurrent arcade versions would unironically save us
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>>563356582
this but daily
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>>563357593
i agree with the second part
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where were you when elon rebuilt the tower of babel by himself?
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>>563358196
did you play Dispatch? if so, who did you end up with?
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If there's any consistent pattern you can identify with Tekken's development team, it's that the outcome is always disparate from their intent. That level of incompetence creates a non-zero chance that we could get an accidentally great game again.
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i think you are the same person
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THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAgmGZ9iQ2Y
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i'm only 23, i'm still young
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I am waiting.
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same person
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we need real niggas back in gamedev because holy fuck
https://www.pcgamer.com/games/dead-or-alive-creator-was-once-held-at-g unpoint-by-lapd-says-former-colleag ue-it-was-a-real-dead-or-alive-situ ation/
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>he wants real people making shit
>in the era of corporate slop and piggies craving slop
good job, you just greenlit another isekai
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>>563360986
i hate you but i agree completely, i don't watch anything mainstream anymore, it's just slop that appeals to the lowest common denominator
arthouse iranian movies are my jam now
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>i hate you
man, my boke, i feel nothing about you; a faceless online stranger
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>>563360589
he didn't need to call it anything other than bound, which isn't a term owned by any one company. it was bound in every game from tekken to vf to doa
also beatdown sounds stupid. fuck this 17er for finding new ways to out himself as an idiot
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>i'll pretend to feel nothing about it so maybe it doesn't get to my mental
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>askhually your feeling pls bro ur litcherally mindbroken
i drew a bird
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i just have fun with a pencil
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>>563356604
:) no distracting particle effects, no thirty long combos, just a good as game
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I been trying to talk to people but after years of only using my pc for pleasure I just measure how much pleasure they can give me and if they fail the equation then I have no use for them, I view people as objects my brain is fried
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In most social interaction i honestly stopped replying. I just give short direct answers and never divulge more than necessary, then they tell me i'm weird because i never talk about myself while they cut me off in the middle of answering their question.
Then they get uppity when you do the same to them.
I really can't fathom on what kind of shit normies operate.
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Don't be mean to ling, her life is tough
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>>563370594
>like hitler or ww1
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>I am a huge recluse
same
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Oh shit, the game now shows me as a Lars main.
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this was supposed to be our year...
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Talked with my fren about flash blade https://okizeme.gg/database/lars/f,f,F+1?search=fff1
Sent him the link for the vid... realized that clip looks really fucking shitty. Like.. where are the effects? Flash "BLADE" is called that cause of the electric blade he does.. the people recording this play on low effect saturation I think.. u scrubs, put that on high.
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Yet again I wake up filled with spite and jealousy towards other men who have everything. Men who were blessed with good body, face, who get everything they want, every woman is theirs and everyone's attention. And I, simply get nothing but torment within my brain thinking about it. How am I supposed to cope with my condition? How am I supposed to continue living in a world where I'm meant to fail?
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thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQTBzmBDSv0
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>>563392914
you're merely living in your own house that will be passed to you at some point, so you're 28 and already owning a house, congrats, now tell me why in the fuck would you want to live in another house if you already have one?
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>>563393129
i'd rather not have all of that if i could go back to having to pay rent anymore
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>>563393129
sounds like a boundaries issue, you can work them out, dating life can work just fine.
unless you're some freak who wants to walk naked in the house, i wouldn't see a problem.
tldr: it's a skill issue (communication and standing your ground), like, if at 28 you have to get told what to do, then you have bigger issues than "privacy", work these things out and everything else will follow
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>>563393237
tbdesu playing tekken topless alone in your own home is a weekend mood for sure
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>>563393397
gotta be real with you, us youngings are past the point of affording a house through our own income
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when are we going to the mall my lovely?
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kill yourself
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good thing i don't main her
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which one of you was this
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>they stopped showing their face after fucking everything up
mogged by hardworking korean chads that keep up with the community on every large update
https://youtu.be/nxAI0SaP2ZE?si=SoKeHeEyGbnK5RMY
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>>563387916
Crazy that none of them have replied to this.
>>563389545
Don't send him to /trash/ all the /tekgen/ milkers don't go there. Or moonlight as DOA milkers when on /trash/.
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you can come chill and play ps2 with me instead bros, no need to cum all the time
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>>563399371
I dont play basketball either. All these american sports dont really hold much weight in europe. And also personally I play FPSs and strategy game. Only reason I pull out my old PS2 is to play SmackDown VS. RAW 2008.
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For me, it was smackdown vs raw original on ps2. That's what I had and it was fucking great. Probably first time I noticed I wanted to fuck the women. I haven't played or even thought about it in about 20 years, should emulate it at some point just for fun. It will probably be nothing like I remember it because that's how it works.
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>>563400289
I'm a european football man first myself but I started watching a lot of basketball and I get it, it's fun. It's more fun if I'm being honest. Teams score constantly and games are mostly decided on who scores a little bit more. Tense. Easy to watch. No draws. Not everyone can appreciate a slow 0-0 semen slurper.
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>>563400673
Who specifically? The original SvR only had 6 "Divas" in total. Honestly graphically the game really holds up but gameplay is the weak point. The newer games made the gameplay better and usually the newest is really the best one if you want to play a proper wrerstling match.
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Its surely way more interesting then american football. In american football its a bunch of dudes throwing a handegg and crashing into eachother after walking 2 meters forward and then it takes several minutes to reset back to them doing the same. And maybe once in a blue moon you get someone not being speared while running. And then for some odd reason the teams have one whole squad for defense and one for offense. If I was playing it I would be pissed if I had to leave for the side switch.
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>>563401376
football is way more interesting because there are so many factors at play that it takes everything to click to win, the tug-and-pull nature of the game also means that you have an immediate goal as a viewer to root for unlike soccer, which is filled with so much dead time
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>>563401330
y so pretti?????
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>Who specifically?
I have literally no idea but I sure wasn't picky. Is it female? You know how it is, horny little fuckers at the starting age. No internet either. You took what you could find. For me it was that and other physical media. The dark age, in a way.
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You really sound like someone who never played football before. Its really fun. I used to be goalkeeper and I have respect for the guys who go all the 90 miniutes. The amount of stamina you gotta have. Its a sport where every ball interaction counts. You see a player pass and notice there is an intercept coming with the whole direction of play suddenly moving over and the counter play happening. That moment where the catenaccio pays dividends and you have everyone on full alert.
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Molly Holly, Sable, Stacy Keibler, Torrie Wilson, Trish Stratus and Victoria were the only 6 divas in SvR and aside from Torrie Wilson the models all looked bad. That dark age of media. I really dont miss it.
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>The amount of stamina you gotta have
american football demands like triple the amount and every interaction counts in american football too, even more so because teams are timed and also have explicit turns at the same time, an intercept feels way better than anything that can happen in soccer
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unironically the coolest part about football is how hard it is on the individual players and how much more "expandable" they feel compared to basketball players or soccer players, it's like you see each team as a complete unit, where individuality matters very little until someone makes a godlike play and they pop-off spectacularly, it's a very interesting dynamic
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>american football demands like triple the amount
Okay lol now I get it you are an american that never played football. Football requires significantly more endurance-based stamina than american football. Football players continuously run around for 90+ minutes, covering several kilometers(miles for you probably) per game with 3 substitutions per team so most play the entire duration, that demands superior cardiovascular fitness. American football needs high-intensity explosive power for short, infrequent bursts, rather than prolonged aerobic endurance. So no football is way more demanding then american football. Its so much more in fact that I bet most american football players would collapse when playing proper football.
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Thats even worse. I want to play the game not spend 2/3rds watching others play. Even more one of my goalkicks would probably go past the entire field so I would need to tone down my punts.
>>563402897
I mean the US sports are also popular but we also play handball, hockey, tennis a lot of traditional martial arts. Its just that football has very much taken prime spot as the most played sport and dwarfs everything.
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football players only need to learn to conserve energy to play soccer effectively, the lowest physical bar for football is already higher than for soccer so anyone who makes the nfl can be a decent soccer player (if we're talking purely about stamina and endurance)
plus us americans are built way tougher than you are lol
>I want to play the game not spend 2/3rds watching others play
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I haven't watched nascar but I have watched f1 for a few seasons. Terrible, absolutely terrible. I mean, their most famous iconic race is the one where hardly any overtakes happen, figure that one out. Like watching paint dry. You don't even get good accidents anymore with the safety sandal, no danger. If I had to watch some racing, I'd watch motogp.
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>>563403760
i'm not tho
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>>563403632
My understanding of it is they basically race in a big oval stadium, in one direction. It's probably more fun to watch as a physical spectator. Seriously, think about this in f1 in a traditional circuit. You pick a corner. You sit there, watch them go by for an instant. Then you follow the race on the screen like if you were at home. Absolute nonsense.
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>>563403384
Conserving energy is important but a football player still needs way more of it for the duration of the 90 minutes. The average NFL guy would struggle stamina-wise for the whole 90 minutes. He might accidentally tire himself out by minute 5 and would need to be substituted out.
And yeah obviously the players are differently built. Football needs a lean, powerful physique while american football prioretizes mass and quick snap power. I had to stop being goalkeeper because I became a 6'3" 250lbs. muscle monster and just couldnt keep up with the flexibility and general athleticism needed.
I respect both sports athletes but I very much think american football is beyond boring to watch.
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american football is hard to understand so outsiders find it boring because it seems like nothing is happening even though every move counts
soccer is easy to watch, and it's also easy to see that there' almost fuckall happening most of the time on most matches
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>>563404239
I do understand it thou. And I have tried it myself and even looked into the rules and how to play it. Its needlessly complex and its boring to watch to boot. Football on the other hand is simple, extremely exciting and can be played by anyone anywhere with just a ball. A sport of kings and paupers.
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murray assassinated harada bros...