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>Recent News
Blizzard has won its injunction against Turtle Wow. Courts have ordered that Turtle Wow be closed by June 8th.
https://www.wowhead.com/classic/news/blizzard-wins-injunction-against-turtlewow-private-server-ordered-to-cease-and-381192

>Released Servers
Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en (BBC+, Classless, Reborn Classic+, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)
Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)
Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (WoD on Legion client, Legion content coming soon)
Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)
Stormforge - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC, Wrath+, MoP)

>Active Guilds
Type /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, then whisper anyone for an invite.
<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon realm, Alliance

>BBC+
https://github.com/ascensionhandynotespoi/HandyNotes_Ascension_POI
https://bronzebeardmaps.pages.dev/

>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creations
https://pastebin.com/9C4nXnUC

>Previous Thread
>>563444349
+Showing all 760 replies.
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>>563501957
<Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, raids at 20:00 server time
<Evil> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, raids at 18:00 server time
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>>563502091
Dead guilds dead server
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>>563501957
Made it to Lakeshire, see you guys in Epoch
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>>563502091
We will not falter, we will not fail
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>fake news in OP
we know nothing about the settlement
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>>563501957
Kronos 5 soon!
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>local thread schizo counting its chickens before they hatch
>to the point it vandalized the OP
Your server will still say dead no matter what, btw.
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Epoch guild WHEN?
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>>563502143
Compared to... your alive guild with 0 online and alive server with 100 pop?
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Need Alex take on this
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FRIDAY 17TH OF APRIL
OFFICIAL PROJECT EPOCH RELAUNCH
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>wowhead clickbait article in the OP
based shitposter
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>>563501957
>>563502143
Elyanna........
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You lost, tranny.
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>HERE’S HOW TURTLE WOW CAN STILL WIN
Remember: NO REFUNDS
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>>563501903
Epoch won
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>>563502442
I bet her pussy tastes like coins
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>>563502489
I swear she sold me t-shirts when I was in Hong Kong
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Is Crusader Storm still online?
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>>563502598
>Online: 15
deader than Stormforge's TBC and Russian TBC
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>>563502598
Unlike Turtle it is still alive
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>>563502481
it's funny because era servers are more dead than turtle
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>>563502262
That’s 100 more than Turtle will have after Shenna shutters the doors and leaves you troons out in the cold
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>>563502716
15 more than TROONDLE

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>turtle wow might die
can we go back to server hopping with Sylma?
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>>563502821
TRVKE
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*shakes head grimly*
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I SPENDEDED OVER $2000 ON TURTLE, I LEVELED 17 ROGUES TO 60 YUO CAN'T DO THIS TO ME DON'T TAKE THIS FROM MEEEEE IMMA KMS IMMA SCREAM IMMA KYS KYSSSSSS FKKKK UUU SHENNAAAA RSSIAN FKING WHORE BLOODY BHENCHOD BIIIIIIIIITTCHHH CUNTTT
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i've never understood the obsession and interest with the owners of turtle wow, shenna, etc. and whatever drama they are involved in, it's like a virtual soap opera for some people, is it a mental illness?
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>>563502910
In 2036 when he’s done serving his time for fucking that dog
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>>563502820
>>563502821
>>563502942
even if turtle had 0 players online it would be more alive. normies with investments are gonna keep asking where's the next turtle and no matter how much you kick and scream, whatever dead server you shill ain't it.

Your server.

Stays Dead.
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What are you rolling on Epoch?

I'm going Druid
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>>563502540
You'd lose that bet due to the visible Adams apple in the photo
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>>563502973
Shenna sold gear for cash which is a no-no in pservers and then tried to pretend she wasn’t Shenna by calling herself Torta. If you don’t care you don’t care but some people do. Others like me just find it funny.
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>just play on Project Epoch, they said
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>>563503073
Turtledrones are worse than blizzdrones at this point.
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>kezan
lol
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btw if you want to make some EASY money
take the leaked turtle wow core, set it all up, import the leaked db and make Turtle WoW Revived
just buy the domain & server with crypto
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Undead Paladin
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Human Hunter
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btw if you want to make even EASIER money level up a warrior to 60 and get them raid geared.
Ive made 1000$ from each one and made like 5.4k in a week.
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>>563503207
I know you're just seething at your boogieman but in this case, your boogieman is real.

I will rather play on blizzard's classic+ experience when it comes out than whatever dead server you are peddling.
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>>563503242
>we never got deadlyanna or moolaynna or dwarflaynna because he’s addicted to making high elves
Will Elaynna simply quit when there are no servers to play high elves on?
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>project epoch
lol
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>>563503335
If you say so turtledrone. Feel free to resub right now and post receipts. Give Blizzard your money.
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>>563503161
?
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what causes this?
https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/boards/vg.meta/subject/epoch/text/troondle/type/op/
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jibbed for her pleasure
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>>563503161
Hey, on your website too
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Just got my 10th level 60 on BBC! Having a great time, might even try and start pugging some raids soon if I'm feeling brave!
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>>563503161
>>563503618
WoW this website looks super reliable and is definately not setting off any red flags for me!
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>>563503505
the epochschizo is real
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>>563503317
Aecheur…
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>>563503434
What is it that you think is a gotcha about me rather giving blizzard money than your dead irrelevant server you keep trying to shill.

Do you not truly understand it? Blizzard's official classic is _BETTER_ than your dead server.
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>>563503871
You lost, tranny.
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>>563502942
she doesn't say that...
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>>563503505
Holy sovl..
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>all these faggots jumping ship
You will STAY on Turtle and you will keep playing with me I still need my Scarab Lord and you are going to help me Turtle is FOREVER it CANNOT be killed!!!!!

Do NOT take my fking SCARAB LORD from me!!! You will play on Ambershire, you will collect my Scarab pieces 20 hours a day and you WILL be happy!!!
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>>563503871
Then do it turtledrone. Give blizzard your money to prove me wrong right now.
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>>563503897
Imagine having a personal vandetta against some random private server eceleb and calling others trannies.

As always, the low functioning aspie lacks self awareness.
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>>563504078
>vandetta
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come play on Epoch with me
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>>563503871
nigger I stopped replying to you since the last thread, go have your fun playing with bots, boosts and rmt.
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>>563504009
We'll all be Scarab Lord in the afterlife Eyba
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>>563504027
You are getting your boogiemen mixed up here. I only have around 100hrs on twow as opposed to 10's of thousands of hours on blizzard's servers.

I have probably given them enough money to fund your private server for years.
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>>563504193
Prove it.
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TROONDLE LOST
>TROONDLE LOST
TROONDLE LOST
>TROONDLE LOST
TROONDLE LOST
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>>563504078
uh oh ESL meltie
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>mfw Epoch can't have any private eceleb dev drama because it doesnt have any devs left
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>>563504154
Mind turning the camera so i can see your butt thanks
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>>563504154
>>563502180
>not a SINGLE(1) other soul can be seen in any project epoch screenshot
Grim.
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>>563503335
>>563503871
>>563504193
>ough ough ohhh I love slurping corporate cock I love slop!!
this has to be bait, right?
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server with vanilla high elf models pls
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>>563503340
I've already quit didn't I? I don't think mmos are for me honestly. Been addicted to Fallout 4 lately again. Found out recently how to merge mods and clean up mods and saves.
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>>563504154
I just downloaded and logged for the first time in nearly a year and guru only has 60 players on

What do these people even do? I'm guessing you basically just have to join THE guild to do any endgame content, otherwise there's far better single player games to play than wow

Do I have to wait for the tranny server to full on die before epoch absorbs any refugees, my lvl 60 mage is waiting for me
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Watching the turtletroons lose their last tenuous grasp on reality and collapse into a single point of pure cope like a dying star as their server falls apart at the seams is amusing, I'll give you guys that.
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>troondle lost
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>>563504281
Why would I have to prove it? I have played wow on and off since 2005. A non insignificant amount of money has been given to blizzard by me. Why does this upset you? Is it because you cannot fathom paying for a good product?
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>>563504556
Because you're lying and you can't, turtledrone.
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TROONDLE TRANNIES SAY ACK! ACK! ACK!
TROONDLE TRANNIES SAY ACK! ACK! ACK!
TROONDLE TRANNIES SAY ACK! ACK! ACK! ALL DAY LONG!
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>>563504601
>play my game
Okay, I will play your game right after you post the total amount of hours (on estimate), and for how many years you have sustained your existence on a struggling private server. Whichever server that is, I don't care about. Just give me the rough estimate so I can get a ballpark idea of what I'm dealing with here.
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So is Turtle fucked or not?
They settled for...something which means they either threw the EU/US devs under the bus or agreed to basically cut operations.
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>>563504692
nice original content. i like what you did with the socks.
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>>563504469
Oh, hi Elaynna.
What did you think of the stuff between Gramble (Telol) and Ogtucker (Leakingcage)?
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anyone remember all the "turtle is totally dead you guys" posting before epoch released?

can anyone remind me how that turned out? ;)
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>>563504692
look the entire population of the server is there
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You should come back to Pochie
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>>563504763
Turtle is about to be shut down
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>>563504759
No clue about any of that stuff. Haven't played at all lately just heard Turtle is going down soon so I started lurking a little on the thread.
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>>563504763
turtle died? guess we were right all alone, tranny
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>>563504154
MY GOD, SHE EVEN HAS A CAMELTOE
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>>563504843
proof? ill wait.
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Gurubashi or Kezan?
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>Blizzard would never sue Turtle, many Blizzard devs themselves play there!!
>Okay they sued them but it's just a nothingburger, they only do this for formalities
>Okay it IS a real lawsuit but it doesn't matter because Shenna is in Kyrgyzstan
>Okay several developers and staff got arrested, interrogated and fined but they still can't touch the servers, Turtle will never give in!!
>All social media accounts got deleted, the proxy to download the client is down, the donations page is down and all addon developers have quit out of legal precautions but it's fine, this will only make Turtle stronger!!
>okay the Turtle Staff have reached an agreement with Blizzard to save some of their money but the server will stay up and they can always just switch IP or something
YOU ARE HERE
>okay Tel'abim is down but that's just the PvP server no one cares
>Okay Ambershire is down but that's just the newfag zoomer server, no one cares
>Okay Nordanaar is down but they'll bring it back soon under a different name
>okay it's been four weeks but they just do this to comply with the lawsuit, just two more weeks for the secret Beaver WoW relaunch!!!
>-ACK!
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im just going to bury my head in sand nonono shut up they didnt shut down the donations. blizzard isnt pursuing action. nothing is happening i need proof where is proof? proof proof proof?????
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>>563504735
>threw the EU/US devs under the bus
throwing them under the bus would be not doing a deal and letting them deal with it on their own
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>>563504976
Kezan unlike you enjoy getting raped by fully tiered 60's
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>>563504981
>>563504825
so this is what the "turtledrone" nigger is trying to sell me.

a server that failed so catastrophically it was literally wiped off the public consciousness only to be remembered by troll posters
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I care more about Pochie complete destruction than my lvl60 turtle character
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>neither of these 2 servers could fulfill their roadmaps
classic+ is a joke
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POCHIE TWO WITH THE JAHY POSTER
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I wish i could completely destroy a wow private server player if you catch my drift
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Why does Turtle have so much beef with Epoch? Shouldn't Turtle devs be happy for competition that isn't being taken down soon?
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Dutch here

Should we create a fresh Epoch server to celebrate Turtle's death?
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>>563505313
?
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>>563505313
they were shitposted into insanity by like 2 people spamming epoch won
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>>563505313
pochie sounds cuter than troondle so it's an unfortunate case of cute aggression desu
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Human.
Female.
Warlock.
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>>563505267
Blizzard Season of Classic+
we waiting u
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ill never understand why people hate blizzard so much when they literally made the game they are playing??? like without blizzard you cant play these private server the heck??
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this a good sign?
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Night Elf.
Female.
Rogue.
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>>563505638
This but microsoft and minecraft
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Take the private server weenie out of your mouth, it’s getting so old. Dudes like you who claim to hate wow and blizzard yet stay commenting and following anything and everything related to official wow. Imagine defending corrupt private servers with monetization, that taunted blizzard for years. FAFO
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i wish i had private server weenie in my mouth right now...
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Worlo Warcars but Sylvanas is a cute little girl
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>>563504981
Why would they do it in sequence thou'?
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Fuck Around. Find Out.

Shouldn't have taunted Daddy Microsoft Shenna.
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Is a server pop of 1k considered dead
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TurtleWoW is getting ported to the Classic Client and that's a good thing!
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Get. Fucked.

Epoch won.
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>>563504846
Telol gkicked a tranny from Evil because the tranny cheated on him with Keyholder. Telol got cucked.
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Can't wait for announcement this evening that the entire Turtle Staff is onboarded by Blizzard and that Turtle will go official I will laugh so hard at you epoop trannies
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>>563506020
As long as you can do content, the server is not dead.
I play on a private server with ~300 people.
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>>563504981
>Blizzard would never sue Turtle, many Blizzard devs themselves play there!!
I remember this one. The absolute delusion.
Also
>Blizzard is using Turtle Wow to farm ideas for SoD.
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welp, understanding the end being ny, I am just beside myself with this. Blizzard doesn't really care about us the players. this thing from a blizz-con the top brass saying: "You don't know what you want!" in a very condescending manner. highly unprofessional and appalling to say the least.

Turtle treated us better than junk. treated us like actual human beings. Blizzard on the other hand, yeah, you get the Picture. I'm never ever going back to Blizzard WOW ever again! even if there are no more private servers.

Blizzard, you treated me, my family, my friends, and everyone like something less than fecal matter. You treated people within your ranks the same way. the condescending manner and the abuse, and harassment of us players, not protecting us adequately, making us deal with bots. and not just us players, but your employees? VERY UNPROFESSIONAL! No ethical treatment to anyone.

T-Wow, thank you very much! I love you so much! And im so sorry that things ended this way.
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>>563506174
Kek Telol always struck me as a little too possessive and unhinged not gonna lie.
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>>563504846
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>>563506506
me and who?
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>>563506020
1k is great
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>overnight both ambershire and nordanaar have gone from having 5 to 6k players online to 2 to 3k players
THIS SERVER'S DYING...
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>>563506926
uh duh?
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>>563505638
But current Blizzard never made this game??
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You now remember a time when looney troonies were seriously arguing that Torta was not Shenna.
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The amount of clickbaity posts since the news of the cease & desist is so damn high, yet offer no real content apart from „twow doomed“ or „twow not doomed“.

Since people obviously cant control themselves anymore maybe its better to issue a complete lockdown.
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What class does <evil> need?
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>>563507153
A class action lawsuit against blizzard for shutting down their server
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Dragunovi just told me TWoW is being turned into official classic+
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Deca please kill yourself
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Deca please kiss yourself
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>>563507104
nothing will happen
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>>563507104
We're never living it down turtlewowbros
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There are several types of Shitzard propaganda.

1 - Fake news: "TWoW has shut down! Hail Blizzard!" 2 - Hate posts: "Haha Blizzard won! Murica numba one! TWoW dead! Blizzard I love you!" 3 - Crybaby posts: "Welp, I guess this is the end, my friend..."

Ignore Shitzard propaganda. Keep leveling!
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>>563505313
Turtle has some especially mentally ill players who absolutely lost their minds when epoch got a little hype because in their heads any competition to their server is an existential threat and so they relentlessly shitposted, constantly baked troll generals and other unhinged behaviour which naturally created bad blood, not to mention a clique of twow trannies literally took over this general by relentless gay dramaposting
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i left turtle for synastria like a month ago and havent looked back, just chilling rn, that being said turtle is deserving of at least a repack down the line
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>>563507572
>synastria
qrd?
>turtle repack
I think someone already made a precompiled version of the leak
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>>563507572
>that being said turtle is deserving of at least a repack down the line
The court settlement prevents them from doing this.
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During his latest keynote, Pope Leon XIV addressed the faithful and unexpectedly dropped a statement about Epoch. “Mox Adveniet.” meaning "It will come back." Is this a divine hint at Epoch???
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>>563506465
Was Telol good at ERP?
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>>563504981
>Ignore her message for one more day thinking it can't be this important
>She stands up and ends the game calling me unfaithful
See if I care you fucking b-b-b-bitch!
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>>563507798
you're full of shit. he plays ffxiv not epoch, it's in his fucking name.
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>>563507693
im aware but when the dust settles and turtle content inconspicuously ends up in a vanilla repack some time from now it probably wont raise too many eyebrows
>>563507646
>qrd
you xp items and get a part of their stats, there are fun perks, if you manage to 100% all the items for a class you can prestige and play a dual class with fancy name and no race restrictions, just chill wotlk solo fun but its addicting
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nothing ever happens
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Fuck sake are we going to have a bunch of mentally ill trannies join Epoch now? It's been extremely comfy playing on Gurubashi with 3 guilds on each side fighting for world bosses, drama between factions and rivalries. Now I know what the turtle players from years ago felt when they had it comfy too. Before the swarm of freaks came and ruined it for them.
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>>563508559
WE ARE NOT MENTALLY ILL OKAY! I AM PLUGGED AND CAGED BTW
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>>563508640
Gramble...
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>>563506330
If they did maybe SoD wouldnt have flopped hard
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>>563508762
I didn't cage him yet, but I will soon.
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As long as they do not announce the servers going down, I do not believe they will go down. They are based in Russia and Kasachstan I believe, so an american ruling cannot really stop them from doing what they are doing.

They will probably need some restructuring for how they are going to finance themselves, which I would see as the only actual reason they might not survive.
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Will still miss Twow not gonna lie. Despite all that happened its been a fun time. Always thought I might come back to it some day. Multi billion dollar company sucks as per usual. Funny how all gaming companies were at their height when it was just a few bros making games in moms basement.
https://litter.catbox.moe/wytc52.webm
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Hive sisters... I don't feel so good
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My server will still be here in two months because it's not run by Shenna.
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>>563508934
The servers are literally hosted in London you fucking retard
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>>563504981
SnailWoW shall rise from the ashes. FRESH soon my dear turtlefriends!
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>>563508934
yea literally americans can do nothing to stop russia or china. we're fine.
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>HAHA THEY CAN NEVER SHUT DOWN THE SERVERS THEY ARE IN [SHITHOLE]
They fucking agreed to the settlement retards, if they were gonna do the whole you can't get me nananana shit they wouldn't have agreed on a settlement in the first place
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>>563509313
Hell no need to even spend a penny on lawyers to begin with
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we don't know who agreed and who didn't did shagu agree? did akalix agree? did shenna?
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>>563508934
Blizzard might not be able to take down the actual servers via lawsuits but they can make running them a pain. IP blockages, suing single devs, going after their donations and they don't always have to succeed for it to just be too tedious to deal with in the long run.
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>>563507524
>all these grifting retards with ai genned thumbnails and basedfaces
i hate jewtubers so much
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>>563509412
Only liberal trannies hate AI. Got something to admit?
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shitposters tarnish the reputation of real turtle-wow haters, like me
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shenna will just do what she did after esylium, reinvent herself under a new name and run another server
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>>563505638
the blizzard that created vanilla wow literally doesnt exist anymore

if i killed your mother and wore her skin as a facemask, will you still love your 'mom'?
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>>563509258
Imma host a server in Iran... and I'll call it Hormuzcraft.
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>>563509402
so the ppl who are exposed just quit the organization.
>>563509115
oh no... i guess london is the only country with data centers : /
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>>563509313
shenna crossed her fingers while signing the settlement thoughbeit
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>>563509492
yeah i admit i think you're a fucking retard
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you guys joke about the country of london but no one wants to play with 500+ ping from the city of hormuz
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Any good pservs?
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>>563509829
>the city of Hormuz
Holy kek, American education everyone
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Please come to pochie so i can heal for you!
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>>563509313
On the contract shenna signed torta would never host another server but she didn't sign her other 2 names.
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>>563509619
It's the same with epoch, the people who created it are gone.
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i only have fun with wow pservers when drama is going on i havent play a pserver in over 5 years but i love coming to these threads to shitpost when things are going crazy lol
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>>563509619
>if i killed your mother and wore her skin as a facemask, will you still love your 'mom'?
shit we can just use the ship of Theseus as an example?
>>563505638
This must be bait.
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>>563510241
Multiple question marks
Poor grammar
"Heck"
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>>563509313
If they were going to shut down the servers, why not just go ahead and do it? They already closed donations, so it's not like they're leaving them up to get one last paycheck.
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>>563510507
To have a last dance party in Elywnn Forest tonight
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>>563510507
They shut down donations becasue blizzard told them you can keep the server but you cannot make money.
so shenna is going to say alright, i can afford to keep ambershire running 2 months and am ceasing all development.
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>>563510000
same, sis. same.
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>>563510507
Hi, Shenna here, I already payed the server provider for April so we'll let you have it two more weeks
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all this unmolested ore
my greed compels me to gather it all...
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>>563510000
based trips of truth
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>>563510507
Shenna probably wants to have one of those nost count down moments where people have 24 hours knowing they're going to die.
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>>563511003
what did you say?
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nothing ever happens

the people who are scared quit the company, the people who are more unscrupulous keep the company running. if they were scared of blizz lawyers they wouldn't have started advertising on normie platforms and taunting blizzard.

it's all a marketing move.
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shenna works for blizzard, she's the one who told them it's time for the lawsuit so she can relaunch and restart the money train.
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It's fun that ostrich mode copers have their own mantra to make themselves feel better in their delusions these days
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chromiecraft doesn't have p2w
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>>563511628
but does chromie have a cute helf wife to bully me?
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I've received word from insider sources that one of the settlement agreements was actually to keep the server open, Turtle won bigly
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Honestly any agreement that doesn't involve Turtle shutting down is a huge L for Blizzard since it essentially means other private servers will do what they want and try to get the same deal instead of being scared into shutting down like others have in the past.
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>>563511904
not being able to accept donations is also going to cause everything except passion volunteer projects to shutdown
turtle is not a volunteer passion project at this point, but they might survive on a skeleton crew or some shit
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@563511976
Still not playing on your dead server.
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>>563511712
They have cute belfs and drannies.
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>>563511904
honestly any result that doesn't result in all of the parties involved being fincially ruined or in jail is an L for blizzard.
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>>563512039
>but they might survive on a skeleton crew or some shit
I doubt it, we can basically see no more future updates and them just paying out of pocket for server costs, nah. shenna will keep her money and move on.
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Would using TF as a tmog on both MH and OH annoy warriors more or is there another weapon I can do for MH that only warriors use? Something like Spinal Reaper but 1h...
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shenna actually bought the IP from microsoft she owns wow.
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Any news on the supposed announcement that's supposed to be today? i'm not joining the troonie pisscord just for that

>>563511976
Pearl...
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>>563512535
You wanted TF for attention and to annoy others?
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>>563511976
A p*nda named Pear.
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>>563511976
only one person can save /wpsg/...
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Would you play on a pserver with 1k population.

It's 1k white people btw.
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i-It's time for Crusader-Storm! *coughs blood*
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>>563512742
Real white people with a ban on circumcised golems? Sure.
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Anyone remember the foreskin pirate meme from the epoch days
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A Panda named Pearl.
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>>563512629
Yes...
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>>563512535
It breaks all immersion for me seeing 2x Thunderfury, it's a UNIQUE weapon, there shouldn't be two of them
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>>563513910
I agree with this, when I see two people with the same legendary it pisses me off.
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>>563514049
I actually have Thundefury and both bindings in my inventory. I just like collecting orange items.
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>>563514325
I can head cannon that you just picked them back up after killing the prince.
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>>563513910
>>563514049
Not my problem
*invites another hand of rag paladin to the raid*
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>>563514760
if you're inviting hand of rag paladins you've got bigger problems.
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>>563503098
Undead paladin, if I even decide to keep playing. Turtle has been fun but I don't really feel it anymore
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>>563515328
He also replied to someone telling they had servers ready to go in different country with "Shhhh, don't tell them". And deleted the message a few seconds after, only saw it because I have discord shit to see deleted messages.
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>>563516192
that was probably a joke, but replying to a totally serious person
breaking the settlement and injunction is worse than just fighting it to the bitter end, it just shows bad faith
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>>563516354
I'm not sure, wanted to find the message again, but don't see it. Think the deleted messages are not stored and disappeared, I should have taken a screenshot.
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>>563503098
>>563516171
both OP in PVP right now. They'll hopefully get nerfed, just saying.
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>>563517029
Are beast hunters still retardedly OP? I remember getting raped and twoshit by boars in BG's.
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So did Crogge say anything yet?
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>>563517229
No. They are just fine I think. The Beast Within is kind of stupid but it's the same as TBC. Pets generally do a bit too much damage, but I'd point at Felguard more than a Hunter pet right now. I'm assuming your experience was from levelling Warsong Gulch games where Hunters just generally rape everyone anyway.
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does epoch have custom races, classes and zones & dungeons like turtle?
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these murlocs on epoch run at like mach 5 jeeeeez
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>>563517484
turtle doesn't have custom classes
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>>563513810
People like (You) are the reason why we’re having a Loot Council in the next anon guild.
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>>563512629
To be fair, no tank wanted it for some reason
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>>563517484
>does epoch have custom races
No. It's Vanilla races, no space goats or belfs.
>classes
I legit didn't realise turtle had custom classes? Haven't played there in like 3 years but no, Epoch doesn't have that.
>zones
No, the custom content went for more of a natural extension approach e.g. extending Arathi Highlands to the east/using up empty spaces in zones. I'm sure they had/have desire to do that though.
>dungeons
Yes including redesigned ones e.g. Deadmines & Wailing Caverns. There is Glittermurk Mines (STV) and Baradin Hold (end game) currently. All of the custom dungeon content is better than Turtle by a long shot. They are very well done but there's less custom content.
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>>563502942
kys deca
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>>563502942
>I LEVELED 17 ROGUES TO 60
but why?
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What class does the epoch anon guild need?
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>>563517484
>does epoch have custom races
No but there's Dwarven Shamans, Undead Paladins, Human Hunters, Gnome Priests, Tauren Priests, Orc Mages. Racials are swappable at 60 by doing certain rave related quests.
>classes
No, but there's a lot of (TBC talent) rebalances and some custom abilities added.
>zones & dungeons
A couple low/mid level new dungeons, lots of extensions to older zones with custom quests, hubs and transport routes. The quality overall is pretty good, imo better than most of Turtle's new content.
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doomsissy epoch shills (ironic i know) gonna get btfo in 17 hours
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Give it to me straight, i found a pserver I'm interested in but it only has 1k (1014) players on, i have no frame of reference for how dead that is, how empty is that?
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>>563503098
NIGHT ELF FEMALES DON'T LOOK LIKE THIS.
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>>563517662
Why did you even give two bindings to a fucking hunter??? Are you retarded???
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>>563517662
so if I roll rogue will I get TF?
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>>563518237
>>563506020
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>>563518118
if turtle doesnt work out i play my pally on epoch, if it does i stay on my helfie and level on the side
pallylife
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>>563518117
>A couple low/mid level new dungeons, lots of extensions to older zones with custom quests, hubs and transport routes.
>The quality overall is pretty good, imo better than most of Turtle's new content
Sounds good. I ike the turtle custom stuff but the early zones are really crude and ugly
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>>563518237
Completely normal population back in Vanilla.
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>>563518309
Ohhh i guess I'm not the only guy scraping for random servers.
This is nice.
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>>563517810
>All of the custom dungeon content is better than Turtle by a long shot. They are very well done but there's less custom content.
S-Sure...
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>>563518237
You must be joking, there are simply no servers with 1000 players. Nobody would bother to pay for the hardware to support that many people
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>>563518385
It sounds bad but you almost don't notice the extensions to the zones. I bet anyone that hasn't played Vanilla in a longtime won't even realise they're doing an Epoch quest. I'd much rather a natural extension over some ridiculous garish addition like Turtle has.
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>>563518498
Crusader Storm has a population of 14 players and is still live, you people severely underestimate how cheap it is to run a WoW server
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>>563518498
I mean i would post it here but it's a cookie cutter wotlk server with no changes (just how i like it).
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>>563518498
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or actually retarded
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>>563518619
yea you only notice them when they don't work which is quite often
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Did they finally fixed warlock on Ecuck or the design is still retarded and all over the place?
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Turtles harvest mystery questline was great, absolutely ludokino. Tired of pretending it's not.
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>>563518941
she looks like me wtf
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ep*ch players absolutely scrambling to swindle and poach anyone they can to play their tiny pop shitfest that was a rugpull selling out to ascension lmao
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>>563518662
b-But Shenna and Crogge said their server cost 6 million rubles per month.
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>>563518941
last time I checked in they nerfed warlocks
>>563518619
pretty much this, its a pretty good leveling experience now that they fixed the bugs
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>>563519079
>pretty good leveling experience
and then what? it has no future. dutch aint gonna bother with it
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>>563518484
>beautiful turtle content on a dog shit client to boot
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>>563519286
>and then what? it has no future
I play WoW for the leveling
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Assumi posting?
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Epochbros, how do those steamwheedle contracts work? Reached lvl 8 and I'm thinking whether I should accept one, what does it actually do?
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>>563519375
explorers is just worse slow and steady with no tangible reward
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>>563519079
>they nerfed warlocks
Guess I'll wait for Duskhaven.
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>>563519375
one is 0.5x xp rate, the other is soft-hc where instead of losing your character you have to take a walk of shame back to the capital
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Why does the high elf story in Turtle mog everything Blizzard has done?
I'm not just talking about Midnight, thats an easy win, but Thalassian Highlands' story is miles ahead of even TBC blood elves. When I saw Kael actually caring for his people and I told Vereesa about it, and she was shocked and didnt know how to feel? Genuinely one of the best moments I have seen in WoW
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>>563519375
explorer's contract is soulful and what slow and steady should've been
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>make Hunter on Epoch
>almost gamebreaking bug where your character randomly decides to stop melee attacking in combat already encountered at tutorial zone
>try to make bug report
>"you can't do that without verification"
How the fuck is this sloppa supposed to replace Turtle? While you could fix that by relog, bug like that is fucking horrendous to encounter this early in the game. On the plus side, its nice that Epoch actually does let you meleeweave
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>>563519609
it's russian ESL slop, did you even read the text??
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>epoch nerfed warlocks? guess i won't play there
Except you didn't play a warlock on Turtle
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>>563518439
True but in vanilla everyone you're playing with is operating under the same time zone and isn't an autistic parse nigger.
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>>563519652
>Epoch actually does let you meleeweave
but its the same on turtle was it not or im confusing wandweave
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>>563519729
Yes. Did you? The elves are engaging in ACTUAL politics
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>>563517585
All of turtles classes and specs are custom
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>>563519558
>>563519604
What are the rewards for 0.5xp rate one? Some meme title? Or do you get some cosmetic gear/mount of out of it?
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>epoch discussion
SHUT. IT. DOWN.
POST THE STAIRS.
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>>563519609
Based.
Every time i see a post like this >>563518385 I'm so confused.
Thalassian highlands is beautiful and high elf story quests are really good.
Huge loss when it all bevome lost media
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>>563519346
based
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>>563519731
No shit Sherlock. Why would anyone play warlock on Turtle? Why would anyone would play Turtle at all?
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>>563519609
not sure about "mogging" but that moment was quite good indeed
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>>563519761
You are confusing it with wandweaving. Turtle hated most sorts of skill expressions like seal/totem twisting, hamstring-kiting and meleeweaving so they added fuckhuge deadzone that made Hunters there unable to do it which is a fucking shame since being able to meleeweave would have made Survival lot more fun and added more depth to MM/BM as well
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>>563519731
>>563519942
Warlocks are just shit compared to mages.
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>>563519942
I have a bis destruction warlock with the title for server first karazhan 40man kill
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>>563519880
I am going to miss beautiful Alah'thalas. It wasn't an expansive city or anything but it felt like a proper town that was rebuilding from the ashes.
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>>563519942
>Why would anyone play warlock on Turtle
throw infernals at favela tentfaggots
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>people now pretending the high elf starter zones were good after complaining about what trash they were for years
lmao
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I liked the high elf starter zone, the goblin start zone is slop however.
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>mfw the troondle carebears may leak into (You)r server now
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>>563519729
Some of the greatest writers in human history were Russian. If you can’t enjoy an engaging story because of a couple grammatical errors then you’re the actual ESL.
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warlocks are pretty strong and become better parsers than mages at super endgame if that matters
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>>563520010
*seeds you're mom* What now blueboy?

>>563520045
Well yeah, it's implied only retards would do that, Anon.

>>563520098
Sounds cool but you'll get eventually banned for having too much fun.
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>>563519880
>>563520050
Ah yes, the helf zone with no quest after you do the noob ones and zero incentive to ever return there. Turtle really should have added at least couple quests between 20-60 that started or led there to make more use of the zone. Even Blizzard made more use of Ghostlands than Turtle did with Alah'thalas. Unless you played Priest and planned on doing Benediction quest you had zero reason to ever go there
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>>563519815
meme title, bags and pots I think?
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>>563520318
>zero incentive to ever return there
you mean...like every single starting zone?
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>>563520207
don’t worry anon, your empty server is safe
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>>563520318
Do you go to Northshire every five levels or for endgame stuff? Its a beautiful levelling zone and a beautiful story that does what it accomplishes.
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>>563520353
Bags might actually be worth the hassle since it's my 1st character anyway and I don't plan on picking tailoring. Hope I don't pick the hc one by accident
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>>563520406
But anon..
I play on Bronzebeard
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>>563520318
the longer you look at it, the more you realize that entire zone was hand-crafted for helf priest
>free wand quest at 4 or around right near spawn shanties
>separate temple with skill trainer located right in the center
oh and their city is bank alt heaven btw AH+bank+mail under one roof
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>still no announcement
scary
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>>563519880
>Thalassian highlands is beautiful and high elf story quests are really good
and they were added a couple of years ago. Before that helfs started off in Loch Modan. Same with gobbos; their start zone used to be in Stonetalon (i started my gob rogue there), then it was moved to blackstone island later on
With crude and ugly I mean things like crescent grove and tel'abim island
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>>563520476
HC one is called iron soul or something
explorer's contract is the one you're looking for
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>>563520661
>mean while goblin city
>some shitty port
>no auction house
>no rep gear
I wonder what race shenna plays
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hold me bros... still no announcement...
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im grinding soooo hard on BBC+ right now
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>>563519375
if I remember correctly you receive some bags and goodies via mail on each 10 lvl bracket, the rewards are of course getting better each bracket

after reaching lvl 60 you receive title The Patient
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>>563520865
Goblins have a city? Its not even marked on the world map
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>>563520397
>you mean...like every single starting zone?
Except that every other Classic starting zone DOES have quests leaving back there. Durotar has ZF & Shadra quest chains which make you revisit Senjin' village, SW has bunch of quests leading back to Elwynn (the mage tower one at Redridge being one example), Tirisfal has entire endgame hub at WPL border, Kharanos in Dun Morough has bunch of endgame dungeon quests, Teldrassil has several quests from Rut'theran village even till endgame and even Mulgore at least has decency to have bunch of quests between 10-60 from Thunder Bluff despite the zone itself being sparse. Both helfland and their capital have no such lasting value at all

>>563520434
You meme about Northshire, but it actually does have quests leaving back there around lvl 20 (Rethban ore + occasional SW chain fetch quest)
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>>563520865
>goblin town
>no
>auction
>houses
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>>563520812
I'd prefer the old Goblin starting zone to the god-awful current one tbdesu
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one day we will have pserver with goblins being able to heal...
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>>563520812
>>563521169
It shouldn't be hard to make a goblin city
Just copy/paste Booty Bay and Gadgetzan into that ugly island they have and add amenities there.
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>>563519370
Heroic Worgen saves woman from choking with the Heimlich Maneuver
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Speaking of professions on Epoch, what are the the ones people playing there go for? Is Alchemy still insanely overpowered like it was on launch or are the rest worth picking now?
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What's the single best starting area in WoW? Elwynn?
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>>563521129
>>563520318
a few nitpicks I found:
>only 1 connecting flightpath and that's to WPL
>kill naga mages that do way too much damage
>also you don't get underwater breathing potions until you kill them
>the mana wyrms have a huge aggro range
>the starting area, not zone, isn't surrounded by a wall to serve as a tutorial area you can't wander off of
>last quest in the zone tells you to fuck off in a boat
>no follow up storyline
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>>563521514
Tirisfag Gays.
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>>563521514
Yeah and all other answers are cope.
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>>563502442
Is this the only leaked photo of Shenna or are there more?
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>>563521510
tanks go for blacksmithing and mining
it's nice to repair for free and have extra HP
alchemy is still powerful for everyone else
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>>563521639
I have 5 or 6 in my unsorted folder. No I won't search for them.
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>>563521514
Elwynn or Tirisfal. Every other starter zone has at least one super annoying cockblock/death trap ranging from infamous teldrassil furbolg rape caves to Durotar's caster trolls that make lowbie melee's lives hell. Mulgore and Dun Morough are okayish, but have their own retarded bullshit spots/quests which Elwynn & Tirisfal lack
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>>563520865
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>>563521863
ESL
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Which private server has the most active futa erp community?
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>>563522167
Turtle (consult Asalys, Elicia or Fuutank for details)
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>>563521558
mana wyrms in belf zone also have arcane bolt that does FUCKTON of uninterruptible damage.
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>>563522251
>active
I don't think so
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>>563522261
>FUCKTON of uninterruptible damage.
this is seemingly a problem with a lot of their custom mobs, I remember some nagas(?) that cast a frostbolt without a cast bar
it's so fucking annoying
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>>563522167
azerotica
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>>563522167
Turtle, Azerotica, Epsilon, Moonguard. I think there are more futa characters than female characters in most wow server, it's rare to actually find a girl with a pussy.
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What to futas on wowservers usually prefer to fuck?
Women, other futas or men?
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>>563522004
Ok so? French is the most beautiful language in the world. Speaking it is like wiping your ass with silk.
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>>563523565
failed males
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>>563523565
Everything
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>>563518250
THEY SHOULD
THEY LOOK LIKE THAT IN MY EYES
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>>563523740
>French is the most beautiful language in the world.
lmao
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>>563523775
what is the most failed male race & class combo? asking for a friend..
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>>563524008
Ret pinkie.
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>>563524008
male orc warrior
male tauren druid
male gnome mage
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>>563524008
female belf any class
female night elf any class except druid
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>>563505541
I'm with you.
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>>563524321
bro wtf nelf female hunters are based, probably THE best bow animation out there
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Lore accurate paladin
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>>563524985
dwarves are the best hunters assuming you choose the correct face
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>>563524985
>Basic bitch archer stance
At least its better than the males but the NElf females dont have the best anything other than dance
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>>563523953
YOU KNOW YOU'RE RIGHT
THEY SHOULD
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>>563505541
>>563524928
Male orc warlock or bust.
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>Bronzebeard still eating all the dev time from Ascension devs
Where’s my CoA bitch
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>>563524008
Male Human Arms Warrior
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epoch is dead
turtle is dead
im going back to bronzebeard

faggots, all of you
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>>563526241
Buying Ecuck was Asscension worse mistake.
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>>563526467
>brought in potentially millions in revenue to bronzebeard
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For me it's VVallcraft.
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Thalassian Highlands...
Balor...
Northwind...
I will miss you all so much...
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LOOK AT BOWSER'S RECENT MESSAGE, ARE WE GOOD?
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The last orc enjoying a tent in front of orgrimmar before shutdown
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>>563527315
Tel abim?
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>>563527165
theres nothing, stop baiting pweaseee
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>>563527315
im gonna miss that specific orc haircut
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>>563521558
>>563520318
I just leveled a High Elf to 60 and you guys are both entirely wrong.
>the helf zone with no quest after you do the noob ones and zero incentive to ever return there
There are quests that send you back there. Off the top of my head there was one in Northwind and a quest for the new Frostmane dungeon.
>naga mages that do way too much damage
No they don't.
>you don't get underwater breathing potions until you kill them
You don't have to kill the ones underwater for that quest, there are several along the shoreline next to the murlocs. You don't have to go underwater until the follow-up quests when you've been given the potions.
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>>563527315
>turtle isn't de-
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>Epoch chat
>Better deploy the time wasting question and gay erotica
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>no one important died
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>>563528052
this and its derivatives are actually funny thoughbeit
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the silence from turdle is defeaning
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>>563521558
>>563527732
I feel like the only big issues I have with the helf zone is,
an 8% drop rate is fucking retarded on those trents.
There's a couple mobs like the lynx and that one lone blood elf on that island who are just slightly too high to be reasonable for a non elite quest and people following the flow naturally and not grinding will struggle to kill them.
You don't need 2 elite quests in a zone, kings bane would have been enough.
Leaders of the reef scale is just kinda ass due to quest flow, many people will swim for the 7 scales, then come back for the single elite and the 7 sunderers and the other named mob who isn't elite????
feels like it would have been more logical to have the elite nearer or ontop of the manacore also.
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>worlds most average transwow enjoyer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5W95kMOAT0
And nothing of value was lost during the shutdown
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>>563526241
CoA deadline is august now, and we filmed stuff
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>>563528736
everything he said about twow was correct
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Fresh 60 Hunter, already doing 350 DPS. I'm fucking badass.
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>>563528764
>August
You said that last year. Fire that stupid fucking youtube cuck you hired the game has been on a constant downward trend ever since he joined.
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Evil would have failed to clear Naxx so this is for the best
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>>563528736
isnt this video satire
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I believe Evil had a better roster than FMC and could have cleared Naxx
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>>563527983
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>>563529069
if it is then he's a goddamn genius because it's funny as hell
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>>563527983
>>563529148
It was 1-30 btw, shitty carbonite bugs the textbox.
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>>563529065
>>563529124
Evil's last BWL had 30 people. How many puggies did branded have in their latest BWL?
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>>563529275
what's the total pochiepop
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>>563527983
>>563529148
>falling for the ecuck meme
>again
kek, bur even
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im downloading tauri even though im not happy with the magyars for voting out orban
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>>563528736
>"i've put in 10,000 hours in twow, I DESERVE ORANGE; SEE THAT RANDOM GUY IN SLIGHTLY WORSE PURPLES WHO HAS IT? KILL THIS NIGGER AT THE STAKE"
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KRONOS BROS... WE WIN AGAIN!!!
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so we're all going back to project ascension wildcard right bros??? wotlk soon???
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Any healcucks that would join that?
Rejuv gem included btw.
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>>563529347
262 now, which is at least 140 increase from 2 days ago, mostly new characters in 1-20 lvl zones
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>>563529749
ai slop
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>>563529751
>so we're all going back to project ascension wildcard right bros
yea bro i don't see what else we can do?
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>>563529749
isn't it just niller untouched? who the fuck wants that in 2026
>>563530005
still pathetic... wake me up when its stabilizes at 1000+
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>>563530153
I won't wake you up, either bring your royal ass and let's play together or keep sleeping and hissing in the general
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>>563530393
bweh...
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>>563527983
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
I don't even play wow
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I don't get the Epoch shilling.
Didn't its devs literally abandon it? Who's the "dev" now? Some jeets?
All this hollering and screaming like a retarded ape and it's just to shill a perma maintenance mode realm. Hard pass.
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develop blizzard classic+ by adding one feature per post I'll start:

vulpera
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>>563531383
Demon Hunters
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>>563531194
their plan is to direct as many inevitable turtle refugees into that abandonware to remind dutch it exists and hopefully take measures
what they don't realize is they won't like it when he does
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Looking at random pservers.
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>>563531383
Removing vulpera.
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>>563531503
That's about to be more alive than turdle VERY soon
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>>563531194
Its a guild (or two) making alts and trying to bamboolize Troondle refugees into believing their server is alive.
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>>563531383
Toons gender assigned based on picture ID
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>>563531383
biometric ID lock that forces you to play your actual gender
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>>563531383
plainsrunning
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>>563531194
Epoch was pretty comfy.
Original dev didn't know how servers worked, so when Ascension stepped in it finally was playable.
If you weren't forming the line from goldshire to garrison in westfall, you wouldn't understand.

Sped up time is nice.
Being drunk as dward 24/7 for the comfy distortion.
Maybe I should try it again, I can only play wow for a few weeks before it becomes too boring.
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>>563529749
Yes, me and <Grizzly> WILL be rolling on K5 Launch... *staysafe and POWER also joining*
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>>563531756
>>563531769
great minds think alike
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>>563531756
>>563531769
Die chuds
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>>563531383
seasons
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>>563532216
The Chuds? Are you OK Germanbro?
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>>563531383
ages
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>>563531756
i wanna play as a boy though
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>>563531383
Azerite
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>>563531194
let people shill all the private servers they want just like you shill turtle, this is what this thread is for.
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Oh my God
Baby, you done took this shit to another motherfuckin' level
Now, a neighborhood nigga-sudaca like me ain't supposed to be gettin' no wowie like this
Goddamn, goddamn
Who taught you how to make hybrids sexy for a nigga-spic?
(Metzen taught me)
You never used to do retail, but now you goddamn disgusting
My, my God, where'd you learn that?
(Metzen taught me)
Look at you, motherfuckin' butt-ass-naked
With them motherfuckin' Programmer socks on
Who taught you how to put some motherfuckin' Programmer socks on?
(Metzen taught me)
Yo, you took your RP game up a whole 'nother level
This is some Cirque du Soleil E-R-P now, shit
You done went all porno on a nigga, okay?
And I-I-I-I, I love it, and I thank you
I thank you, my dick thanks you
How'd you learn, how, how did your ERP game come up?
(Metzen taught me)
I was in parts of your wowie I'd never was before
I was in there like, "Oh shit, I never been here before
I've never even seen this part of wowie before"
It's like you got this shit retextured or some shit
What the fuck happened?
Who, who the fuck got your set pieces all retextured?
(Metzen developed my assets)
You know what, I got to thank Metzen
And when I see that nigga, I'ma thank him
I'ma buy the Midnight, I'ma download that motherfucker
I'ma shoot a bootlegger
That's how good I feel about this nigga Metzen
Ah
I still can't believe you got me this [Sulfuras, Hand of Ragnaros]
This motherfucker is the exact motherfucker I wanted
With the eye? This is the motherfucker I wanted
I saw this shit, I saw it, Tyralon had this shit on in The Core
I 'member, Tyralon had this motherfucker on in the pug
That's right, that's right
Yo, yo, babe, yo, yo, this the best birthday ever
Where'd you learn to treat a nigga-spic like this?
(Metzen taught me)Metzen taught you well Metzen taught you well
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>>563531383
gender locked classes
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>>563529313
damn Im so grateful they carried me in that BWL and hopefully I get another carry next run
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can i do bgs at 13 on epoch...
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Unironically though I think Classic+, if they even ever make it, needs new levelling zones or at least additions to levelling zones. Maybe revamp Dustwallow and Badlands while they're at it.
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>>563532639
there is no server other than turtle if it dies entire private server scene DIES its OVER
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can any synastria player give me a quick new player guide?
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You.
Tauri.
Join <gulag>
Now.
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>>563532838
Be yourself.
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>>563529468
He's right though
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>>563533332
so close, sis
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>>563533332
You.
Screenshot guild online count.
Now.
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Mura
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>>563533567
post raid clear scrot desu
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>>563532673
thats so funny Rasknitt
you were gkicked for being a fag btw
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>>563533645
server is fucking crumbling around you yet still you bicker
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>>563533332
>Online: 0
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>>563533740
the world could be swallowed by the sun and id still be going around bashing skulls in with a rock like my monkey daddy did 500 thousand years ago
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I let you fags convince me vanilla was better than wotlk, it wasn't it's literally wrath of the lich King without northrend why the fuck would I play that when i can have northrend and dalaran. I'm never playing a nilla server ever again.
Enjoy ecuck or whatever I'm going frostmourne
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When TWoW survives I will enjoy rubbing it in the face of every doomer here
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>>563534324
See, it's delusional posts like this that make it so satisfying to kick while you're down and bully you and your sunk cost fallacy into suicide.
And this is coming from someone who enjoyed turtle, imagine insufferable you sound to people who hate it. The sight of you coping must be euphoric to them.
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>>563534175
vanilla is the only good version of wow
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>>563534594
You sound brown sadly.....
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>>563533645
nta but you are the biggest fag of them all
i think you just dont want any competition, that is my theory at least. regardless you are forever on a blacklist.
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>>563534175
even if turtle survives (i think it will) the population hit over the past few months has sent me to other games
>nerfed dungeon xp to the point nobody cares to run dungeons outside of loot
>changed it so tanks arent party lead so you get some non english speaker that doesnt know to give the tank lead
>people disconnect or leave while youre flying to the dungeon
>people dc or log in the dungeon
>dps who have been in queue for 2 hours say ok we need to finish this 2hr dungeon in 30m or i have to leave
>healslut has to go take care of her crying baby and leaves
>people quit after the third boss because loot dropped or tank rolled on tank loot which pissed off the rogue
>can't requeue because you're 30 bosses in and your dps said if your requeue he's gonna leave
>end up 4manning most dungeons
i want to try a wrath server just so i can skip the fucking vanilla dungeon system. i get the idea of turtle is oh you're not supposed to be dungeon levelling but mob grinding and questing is fucking boring busywork
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>>563534629
I trusted before and you were wrong, sorry.
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>>563534594
You are retarded if you think they don't have a plan to keep it going
Even if its moving the servers to another country
Even if its just giving the code and art out freely so others can run it
It will live in one form or another and so long as it does I will be happy and doomtroons like you will dilate
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>>563534937
technically they agreed in the settlement they wouldnt do that
but also they were only able to actually sue the shell company and some eu/us people so who knows, but itll mean anyone who was working on the server and wasnt living in russia cant work on it anymore
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>>563535036
But it will still survive and others can carry the torch. Or the current devs can work through proxies.
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>>563534735
You can't blacklist me. I have 500 alts. Every single Evil member is me with a voice changer.
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>TurtleWow shuts down
>radio silence from Shenna
>fast forward 3 months
>Ascension announces a new server not CoA
>LizardWoW
>launch day comes
>it's just Turtlewow
would (You) play?
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>>563534937
If the code/server gets "leaked" the eu/us parts of the dev team get their lives fucked over by blizz lawyers, nost try to pull this off already and got in alot of shit for it.
You can't go "teehee oops we got leaked". It's very likely one of the terms of the C&D. Blizz lawyers aren't dumb.
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>>563535309
maybe but what happened to epoch was the original devs left so there was nowhere for the project to go
part of the appeal of turtle besides being a long standing server is they drip feed custom content (whether its good or not doesnt matter)
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>>563535365
What if they "leaked" it before the settlement? They cant do shit then. They probably held on this long so they could pass Turtle off safely, and only settled when they knew they could still get their hard work out there for people to enjoy
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>>563535280
That's so funny jib jib2 jib3 jib4 jib5 jib6 jib7 jib8 jib9 jib10 jib11 ji
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>>563535565
ianal but im like 17% sure youd have a hard time defending that in court
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>>563535280
dont worry, i have ways of finding stuff out.
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>>563535565
how would they prove it to court they didn't leak it after settlement
best case scenario for us is not-turtle not-wow fresh popping off when the dust is settled some years later
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Blizzard could NEVER make something as kino as this
https://youtu.be/njXP0hfJBjc?si=YIEEj2gFAYukiJWr
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>>563535365
>SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS THE BLIZZJEET WORLD POLICE WILL FUCK YOU HARD
Mmm okay
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>>563535565
you're so smart bro, I'm sure you're the first person to ever think of this and have definitely outsmarted every legal system in the western world with 2 seconds of thought devoted to something other than tranny cock for the first time in your life
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Total retailtranny death desu
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>>563535565
>What if they "leaked" it before the settlement?
blizzard will call them out and continue suing
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>OKAY BUT WHAT IF THE TURTLE WOW STAFF MEMBERS EXCEPT SHENNA KILLED THEMSELVES, WHAT THEN JEETZARD
>BET YOU DIDN'T EXPECT THAT ONE!
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>>563535807
>THE BLIZZJEET WORLD POLICE WILL FUCK YOU HARD
Unironically yeah.
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>>563536204
unironically best solution
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>>563502713
>Not having a pirated version of photoshop from 2016
unironically ngmi
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I am so so sick of stupid people thinking they're clever.
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>blizzjeet defence force shows up
>Sudden uptick in AIslop and AIslop defence
Curious.
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>>563536548
im confused on why defending blizzard in a case they are legally in the right for is a problem
we play pirated video games this stuff happens thats just the nature of the game
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>>563536548
what are you talking about, Rasknitt's been shitting up the thread with AIslop long before this settlement
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How did blizzard retain so many bootlickers anyway? You'd think their game was good with how they act.
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>>563536790
It's less blizzard bootlickers and more people just praying for Turtle's downfall methinks
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i hate blizzard but turtle trannies finally getting what they deserve is fucking based so just this time ill be rooting for blizzard
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>>563536790
A lot of them are probably coping that Blizzard gives them a "heccin officialrino classic plus" not knowing it will be gutted by nudevs and nulore. They see something like Turtle which has soul and good story and get unbelievably jealous
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>>563536898
>praying for Turtle's downfall
this
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>>563536919
How's it feel knowing you'll never get classic+ blizzcuck?
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>>563535036
>technically they agreed in the settlement they wouldnt do that
We have no idea what they agreed to in the settlement because the settlement has not been made public. All we know is what will happen if they fail to complete the terms of the settlement within 60 days.
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>>563537047
who gives a fuck about classic lmao
what are you, 40 years old?
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>>563536898
Nah it can't be that. Because people who actually played twow probably know blizzard couldn't do classic+ nearly as good.
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>you don't think my plan for turtle to avoid legal trouble that sounds like it was written by a fucking 5 year old who probably can't even name the branches of government would work??? you're a fucking blizzdrone fuck you
lmao the level of delusion here is insane
online on turtle right now btw and have not played retail in over a decade
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>>563537123
doubt it's anything other than "please don't beat us with green dildos and put us behind bars we will agree to all your demands"
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>>563501957
Anons, I'd like your input on something.
I'm playing on a local server, because I love the game but hate the people.
I'm maining Hunter.
I was thinking about what changes I could do to make it more interesting, since balance and ninja'd drops aren't an issue.
I'm going through old changelogs to see what nerfs I should revert, like return Bestial Wrath to 18 sec duration from the 10 it was nerfed to.
I'm also making Warglaives available to Hunters, because Demon HUNTER, yeah.
Got any interesting ideas?
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>>563537187
Player housing really got Activision blizzaed permission to go balls deep in ya that much?
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I need You Anon, come and find me.
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>>563537413
I'm sorry, but Night Elves don't look like this.
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>>563537337
who gives a fuck about player housing lmao
what are you, a woman?
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>>563537413
>Watermark on AI art
Bruh
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>>563537536
Im confused as to how a retailtranny like yourself doesnt absolutely love everything about retail.
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>>563537123
https://www.wowhead.com/classic/news/blizzard-wins-injunction-against-turtlewow-private-server-ordered-to-cease-and-381192
or was this just fake news i have no idea
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>>563537624
who gives a fuck about retail lmao
what are you, retarded?
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AIEEEEEEEEEE THAT ANON WAS RIGHT THESE MANA WRYMS
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>>563537673
>doesnt play retail
>doesn't play nor want classic+
You're ridiculous.
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Sad that turtle is going down and I'm losing my characters, glad there are mentally ill people madder about it than me to bully and troll.
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>>563537632
wowhead fake news
blizzard didn't even win an injunction, turtle agreed on the basis that if the settlement agreements are broken then the injunction applies
the settlement is private
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>>563537708
they also have absurd half a zone leash range... enjoy!
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>>563537823
>going down
2 more weeks.
Im personally using my time left to spam strath live.
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>>563537770
almost like he plays a private server other than turtle you stupid nigger you are so fucking retarded holy shit
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>>563537312
how unbelievably psychotic do you have to be to play wow offline solo? have you not considered that there are several decades' worth of actually good, immersive RPG video games intended for a single player experience from the ground up that you could be playing instead and would be much happier?
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>>563537823
my only regret is i never got to raid with fmc, evil
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>>563538224
you should be glad that didn't happen
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>>563538224
same brother my shammy would never help them clear stuff...
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>>563538224
ya once fmc died game was over for me
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>>563538224
Evil raided ZG an hour ago
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>>563538224
They were the most unorganized and unprofessional raids I’ve ever been in.
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>>563534741
what, you don't enjoy waiting for pablo to figure out where he is, buy water, run halfway to the dungeon, back, buy food, train skills, go afk to take a shit, run halfway to the dungeon, take a smoke break, and finally make it to the dungeon?
summoning stones RUIN the game and make WARLOCKS WORTHLESS, please think of the balance and let pablo take his time.
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>>563538048
In my entire life there's only 5 games I've liked.
Bioshock 1
Bioshock 2
Majoras Mask
World of Warcraft
Fate/stay night
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>>563533645
who tf is rasknit? i am the only demo lock fem goblin on ambershire. or was rasnknit also a demolock fem goblin? I was about to pug BWL and we wiped at the first boss, then upon reentering taylor swift herself asked me if I wanted a free carry and I gladfully accepted.
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>>563538609
I'm human female warlock and summoning stones are literally neglect raping me and my class identity.
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>>563538224
they are probably the biggest group of faggots ive ever met in my life
well not all of them, but i must to adhere to the guilty by association policy with only a few exceptions that can be counted on 1 hand.
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>>563537609
That's a signature, retard
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If you just want an offline wow just play Elden Ring .
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>>563538885
Elden ring is open world slop though?
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>>563538629
so 4 games actually
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Any good servers from 'nilla to wrath? I shant be playing in the endless WoD matrix
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>>563538885
I can't make a cute Draenei girl in Elden Ring, so your point is invalid. Punch your teeth out for me, since I can't do it.
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>>563538926
Wow just like wow !
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>>563538885
ngl no cap fr elden ring fucking sucks. it has maybe 5 good bosses and that's really pushing it.
armored core 6 however...
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>>563539010
chromie I guess
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>>563539010
Your first mistake was asking for good.
We're at a point where you should be asking for any server that's not dead.
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>>563537495
I feel so exposed and vulnerable now.
>>563537609
It was my first time generating images with ai.
Im sorry it was not to Your liking Anon.
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>>563538048
>>563538885
Literally no other game comes even remotely close to the size, lore and beauty of WoW. Plus, MMORPGs with a subscription fee have a vested interest in keeping players hooked, hence all the game mechanics, thousands of quests, etc.
In short: fuck you.

>>563538629
Fate is kino. Hate the mobileshit, but the VN, Extra and Extella are kino.
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>>563538885
WoW is a trash RPG but ER isn't even an RPG at all.
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>>563539087
No really dark souls 3 is much better designed world wise than elden ring, it literally is just open world slop with too much space empty space at that.
blizzard if anything needed more space to fill in all the stuff they missed from wc3 the first time.
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>>563538885
but elden ring and other soulslop are shit. i prefer wow's gameplay
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>>563537413
Where is this elf
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>>563539373
>lore
kek
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>>563539368
*plap*
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>>563539373
>Fate is kino
Agreed it's a shame mobile gaming is just so massive these days that seemingly everyone wants to get into it to print money.
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Damn, sorry for recommending a good game I guess.
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>>563539864
pic unrelated
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>>563539368
>It was my first time generating images with ai.
I liked it, my retarded ass didn't even realize it was AI.
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>>563539940
Pic omega related doe
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>>563539864
It's an okay game but the shift to open world really wasn't it for me. past games had much better level design. But like BOTW people eat that shit up so I expect all future entries to be the same shit.
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Turtle announcement when the wait is killing me I just want to know if I have to say goodbye to Alah'thallas
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Some anons hate single-player wow because they're retards that only play to troll other retards.
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>>563540346
True!, if they cannot gank people in redridge they explode.
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>>563540346
this i play online games to annoy people because i feel happy when i do it
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>>563540346
most anons hate SPP because they cant erp with females(males) in game all day
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gramble has so much aura
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>>563540274
here you go bro hot off the presses
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>>563540793
He is such a chad
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>>563540242
I'm not comparing it souls I'm comparing it to "single player" wow.
I'm recommending it specifically because of it's huge open world to people who want the single player mmorpg experience
>Huge expansive world
>Many smaller intertwining plotlines leading you on the through line from area to area (quests)
>Many playstyles (classes)
>Rewards exploration and curiosity, the more you allow yourself to be immersed the more likely you are to stumble upon secrets
>Has equivalents to dungeon and raiding content
>Shadow of the erdtree adds about as much content as a wow expansion
>Beautiful, beautiful, gorgeous game.
>You have more freedom and agency over what your character does so you can actually roleplay. In wow you get a quest you do that quest. In ER you get a quest you can do it in any number of ways or murder hobo the quest giver, you can do whatever you want
>Lore autism for people who are into that

It hits all the major beats.
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>>563541081
okay but what about the MMO part
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fromdrone you are lost we talk about actual good video gam here
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>>563541217
Well we got an M and an O.
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How long does it take to write an annoucement? should they have had this prepared day 1 from the lawsuit?
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>>563541081
But the gameplay is shit.
I'm not even talking about difficulty. There are mods that make it a cakewalk. I'm talking about actual gameplay.
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>>563539967
I need me some femgoblin in my life
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>>563541410
is there actually supposed to be an announcement today?
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SPP is a trap. If you fall into it then you can't enjoy playing with real bags of flesh ever again.
I raided a lot with bots. I wiped us a lot. I ninja'd shit off bots because it looked cool or because I needed to disenchant.
The bots still smile. They still let me raid with them. They still accept my group invites. They still buff me. Real bags of flesh would've ostracized me.
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>>563537953
Then why would he want blizzard to takedown twow like its the only private server they could c&d?
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>>563541635
Today or Tomorrow they weren't specific but yeah we're expecting one very soon.
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>>563541639
Turtle WoW SPP on the 2 year old leaked core
it's coming
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>>563541639
>i dont like my actions having consequences aaaaiiieieeeeeee!!!
kys and stay on your bot servers
nobody will miss you
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who else for bronzebeard
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>>563541427
You just never found your weaponfu
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>>563542341
stop posting retard
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>>563542289
I don't like any pserver that skips/devalues leveling.
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>>563541639
>bots never late
>bots dont take smoke breaks
>bots dont spam chat with unfunny shit
>bots dont spell 20 minutes talking to you about their boring life or kids and expect you to be an attentive listener.
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I think what I will miss most about Turtle is the beautiful AU they have crafted
Their versions of High Elves and Gilneas blow Blizzards out of the water
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Not to mention you don't have to be a nolifer just to down some bosses.
No sweaty fat virgin losers getting an aneurysm and putting wicca curses on your family when you tell them you don't swipe to buy consumables and you didn't spend twenty hours farming mats yesterday.
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did evil do zg today?
can i have an inv to steal the empty id? i need to go tame me a new serpent and maybe a croc
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I wish keyholder would atleast let me watch when shes domming my kittens, im all alone now...
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>>563539612
Im still slowly questing somewhere in Teldrassil. If only there was someone who could show me the way.
>>563539967
Thank You Anon. Compliments will get You everywhere. Here is another one just for You.
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>STILL no announcement
>Need 1-2 days to formulate some bullshit
yeah it's cooked bros
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Do i bother leveling to 60 and experience the custom stuff or cut my losses, I'm level 42
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>>563542813
Make one if her in her bra doing a sexy arms up pose
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>>563542824
Literally 1-2 days to do what?
>we so sorry guys
JUST TELL US
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>>563542341
At that point you might as well suggest the older MH games. It has gear and consumables, and it's objectively a better game all-around compared to ER.
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>>563543027
based
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>>563542824
There won't be an announcement. They will stay silent and let their content jew attack dogs call you a conspiracy theorist for having functioning eyeballs. Then the server will disappear and everybody involved will try to gaslight you into thinking it was a voluntary decision.
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>>563543027
Soul
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>>563542824
>>563542967
they said tuesday you retards
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>>563543606
post proof
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>>563543720
Here you go.
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>>563543170
>>563543248
Holy sovl...
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it would be funny if gramble killed himself
hehehe suicide
hehe
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>>563541867
can you show me where this was said?
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>>563531756
>>563531769
As much as I love dabbing on mentally ill men in dresses I also don't want the harassment it would bring.
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>>563539368
>>563542813
orcbait
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>>563544247
>troons get a meltie and rope themselves in the character creation screen
>all the real women in-game are harassed and driven away
It's literally a win-win
>>
area52? anyone?
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>>563542583
asked a bit too late bud, maybe next time
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I play SPP just as if it was a real server. I grind, I sell shit on the AH to make money, I even thank the bots when we finish a dungeon.
Come at me fags.
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>>563545228
i don't wanna do the raid, i just need a group invite so i can enter the cleared id
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>>563545228
heh there is no next time
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>>563544815
But I want to play a male orc...
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>>563545512
What the fuck? How did he do that?
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>>563545512
Ayo is the cat okay?
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>>563542965
I should get back to questing now. This is pretty time consuming. Hope You like it Anon.
>>563544612
Im sorry, i have been very bad.
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is fishing bugged on turtle wow? the bobber is so fucking fast and somtimes makes no noise?
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>didn't keep the turtle client updated
>unable to update
>can't watch the seethe and cope in world chat live
damn...
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>>563545797
BASED
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>>563544078
yea certainly anon, I think I left it in my car.
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>>563546350
>>unable to update
just a bug, they are going to fix it when they fix donations
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>decide to check tauri out
>want to check population but website wont show me without login
>weirdkindofaredflagbutok.png
>register and login
>600 online
>cash shop
>sells 36 slot bags
>xp boosts
>bunch of fucking mounts
aaaaaaand done. trash ass server. these 10k retards from turtle have to go somewhere, so which server is the next high pop server?
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>>563546460
Good I paid good money
>>
A whole wide world
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>>563546569
>>cash shop
>>sells 36 slot bags
>>xp boosts
>>bunch of fucking mounts
turtle has these too doe?
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>>563545914
just edit some files to never miss a fishing click again
https://litter.catbox.moe/u93ud6.webm
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>>563546673
they dont sell xp boost, quit being poor faggot
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>>563546790
yeah they don't sell them but they integrated them into the game
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>>563546569
>30 slot bags on the AH
>xp boosts on a 2x server with heirlooms and picrel
>unobtainable/tgc mounts on the shop
sirs..
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Blizzdrones answer this. How does Shenna keeping turtle wow alive mean the rest of the team gets screwed?
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>>563519314
>random secret zone only 0.01% of people been to
Not an argument
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i wasnt joking if turtle wow goes down i am going to get seriously depressed again
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>>563546628
do you like helfies....
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Turtletroons answer this. Why would Shenna keep Turtle WoW alive if her payment processors are screwed?
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>>563547315
Majority of the donations come from the Chinese who have no problem donating with crypto.
You're retarded.
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>>563539864
Elden Ring is kino
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>>563547315
i only donate with crypto and assume everyone else does the same except ultraturbonormie goys who deserve to get there cc info stolen.
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>>563547315
her bugmen army of chink gachacucks love throwing money at cash shops, so if she's able to keep their server up she'll be fine
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Turtletroons answer this. How many Shennas do you need to screw a lightbulb?
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Turtletroons answer this. If the server will keep living, why didn't my T2 piece drop last BWL?
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>>563547178
That brown haired one is pretty cool
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>>563547315
out of the goodness of xers heart and for xer love for the project... right sisters?
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>>563547420
>>563547569
kek, bur even

The Chinks moved to their weird Titan Reforged official server.

>>563547550
>I'm autistic
I know. Most donations come from normalfags and they wouldn't bother to use crypto for this.
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>paid character boosts
>every account-related service is paid
>cash shop exclusive cosmetics, mounts, pets etc
>FOMO out the ass
>too many servers and not enough people on most of them
Oh wait, that's just retail
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I love a good tranny melty
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>>563546706
Thank you anon this is much better.
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Bronzebeard chads are we rolling Alliance or Horde?
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>>563545797
What class are you again?
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>>563548168
NSFL Restoration Druid
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>>563545797
show off her ass
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>>563545797
show off her dick
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ascension? anyone? anyone?
bueller?
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>>563547951
This is fair I think people are nervous, t devs need to just come out and say.
we're not closing down more news to follow
we're closing down more news to follow
people who care about tearful goodbyes will stay, people who just want to know if they're wasting their time wont.
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Non-schizo/shitposter answers please
Is Blizz gonna axe Turtle or are they safe in Russia?
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>>563548527
Favie race to fuck?
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>>563549203
Nobody knows. Waiting on Turtle's official post.
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>>563545797
sorry anon she left herself wide open
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The dev who broke rockbiter is getting raped in prison RIGHT NOW.
Don't. Fuck. With. Shamans.
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The #1 reason I'm so excited for Turtlewow to die is just to witness the sheer tantrum of 3rd Worlders who were so convinced that Twow was untouchable. I cannot wait for it.
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>>563547795
your post made me giggle outloud
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>>563549608
If turdle dies i'll just move on
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>>563549203
We'll have to wait for an official statement, but considering Turtle agreed to a settlement, opting for the "haha we're in russia" strategy right after seems unlikely when they could have just done that from the start to get internet points for standing up to big bad blizzard (and also not bending the knee by accepting a settlement) and save money.
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>>563547795
She will make the project public for the fans, Turtle WoW exists because of her love for World of Warcraft, so it would just make sense.
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>>563549608
i think you care about turtle dying more than we do
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>>563549203
The servers are hosted in Russia and the company itself is from Hong Kong. They can't do shit to the actual game.
At worst, Blizzard can try going after US-based employees and hinder Turtle's donations from US-based payment processors, the latter being an easy fix.
tldr, Turtle isn't going anywhere and retards everywhere are falling for literal clickbait.
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>>563547951
RELEASE THE ANNOUNCEMENT NOW!!!!!
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>>563550036
holy cope
not him btw
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epoch is comfy
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>>563549382
Shaman tanks are so soft I hate healing them they get absolutely chunked.
The bulwark mechanic is genuinely retarded, a whole 15% DR tied to the tank doing damage and gets instantly removed when missing/parried/stunned/too many mobs
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I will follow Gramble to the next server and protect him from trannies before they can get into his head this time. He deserves better.
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Recent comment.

>No, nothing is going to stop them from just not complying. They're not bound by US law and no one is going to prosecute them in the countries where they're running from. The best blizz/USA can do is attack those few people who may be associated with turtle wow and reside in USA.
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>>563549203
they would have been safe in russia, but i think they'd rather shut down than deal with payment processors being fucked with.
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>>563550332
>The best blizz/USA can do is attack those few people who may be associated with turtle wow and reside in USA.
I hope they do. Copyright infringement is serious business.
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>>563550181
honestly whatever server designed them like this deserves to have their server shutdown or something.
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>>563550326
thanks for the update flag
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>>563550332
>>No, nothing is going to stop them from just not complying.
It's funny people say shit like this considering they already fucking complied lmao
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>>563550332
>trannies still ignoring that this is about the payment processors
Legit retards, really.

>b-but crypto!
As I said, legit retards.
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>the anti turtle trannies seething about turtle trannies not seething enough
seethe
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>>563550536
Flag is one of them, I'll have to defeat him to save Gramble too.
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>>563550326
Thanks for the update, fag.
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>>563550332
>They're not bound by US law and no one is going to prosecute them in the countries where they're running from.
uhhh people from the european union are bound by IP law...
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>>563550595
im aware, but he is gramble biggest supporter.
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warmane has no custom cont-ACK!
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>>563550704
you have no idea how international law works and how many safe havens shenna could move to and host in.
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>>563550930
>yes all the staff will uproot their lives and leave their families to move into the Shenna mansion in Russia
>then when they wanna go home, they get put in jail for not paying millions in fines
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i hope the next turtle wow lets us buy slutty office wear mogs
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Shenna will just move to the caymane islands. what then blizzard shills?
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>>563550576
>SAAAAAAAAAAAAAR IF I CALL EVERYONE RETARD I WON
Calm down Ranjeet
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>b-b-b-b-but you have to respect IP LAW
why?
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>>563551441
kek whatever happened to this game?
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>>563551601
I think it flopped it was mobile shit
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>>563550925
what am I looking at here exactly
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the path of a ret chad is not easy
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how much should i tip someone for enchanting?
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>People still pretending its about obeying the law
Yes Shenna will hide in china with a fake name and run turtle for the love of the game because everyone will pay her with crypto and use a VPN to play
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>>563550576
UnionPay
Shitton of proxy payment services
And crypto
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play ascension
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>>563538864
>well not all of them, but i must to adhere to the guilty by association policy with only a few exceptions that can be counted on 1 hand
Bullshit, everyone in that guild was gay and retarded
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>>563552852
WHOASOCOOL what server?
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>>563551429
>still ignoring the problem
>IF I CALL EVERYONE JEET I WON
Get some self-awareness, retardo.

>>563552832
>UnionPay
Retard.
>Shitton of proxy payment services
Double retard.
>And crypto
Triple retard.
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>>563534175
Wotlk was great.

With vanilla the journey matters, the world feels big, everything you find feels like a huge upgrade even if its just a shitty +1 stam cloak, could go on.
But then you get to lvl 60 and everything falls apart. You immediately tell that the devs rushed lvl 60 content. 0 class balance, barely anything to do, most specs are a huge snore fest where you spam 1-3 skills for hours.

TBC fixed a lot of problems but blizzard added a million rep factions and attunements to waste everyone's time and give people something to do @70, which is why a lot of people got bored of 2021 TBC Classic and blizzard had to make Anniv TBC shorter and with account wide attunes. It's just a very grindy, boring gameplay loop.

Wotlk was a good balance of everything that was created so far, which is why so many people consider it to be the best xpac and where "classic wow" ends.
Sure, a lot of slop was added and it was the xpac where the cancer of modern wow surely started to develop, but overall, great expansion.
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Shenna won
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>>563552858
>>563538864
proof?
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>>563552669
LOL omg saved
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how is arcane leveling on turtle?
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>started playing on Epoch, based on my experience from 1-11 on the PvE server so far:
+the custom content and new rare mobs feel lot more organic and subtle compared to how jarring and out of place such additions were on Turtle
+world chat feels nice and alive despite the small pop server has
+players there are very nice and helpful
+already got to experience 10-19 WSG pop twice so pvp scene seems even more lively than Turtle when you compare the numbers
-every mob and their mother having new skills makes soloing lot more painful though, especially as fresh lowbie in whites/grays
-small pop might make AH & getting gold fucked though I haven't tested that sufficiently yet
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>>563553567
Epoop
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>>563553567
are the bgs full of twinks?
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>>563553567
my pochie pvp experience.... itll pop soon i hope!
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>>563553374
Fun low IQ class to watch movies on the second monitor
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>>563521129
I returned multiple times to Alan'Thalas for he auction and the bank when I levelled in Plaguelands don't know what you're on about.
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>>563552341
Maze in Southern Silithus
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>>563551441
>copy everything but what makes wow the best mmo out there (the combat)
Why can't other devs figure this out?
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>>563529468
Their luck must be HORRIBLE, like I raided Kara about 50 times and we had TWO, two Scythes drop.
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>>563553995
This was the worse part about turtle, all of the twinking
but they did add mercenary mode to balance out queues so that kind of made up for it
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>>563553567
>how jarring and out of place such additions were on Turtle
all the old content is just... yeah...
they really should have given those places a facelift or even a rework
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>>563554720
more like the best part of turtle
>running around in wsg at 29 as some slubby manlet goblin lock with 4400 hp with only imp out
>kill all self insert paladins and druids
>this goes on for a few months
>29 bracket completely dead and has never recovered since
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now that turtle is dead and gone. how's stormforge wotlk? pve wise ofc, id play warmane but i dont like wpvp
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They are modifying the site before the announcement.
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Why are you still playing? It's over, log off.
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>>563550069
>The servers are hosted in Russia
no they are not, they are hosted on OVH which is France
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>>563556408
Yo this is so cool
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>>563553157
Ok Wrathbaby
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What leveling alts does <Evil> need?
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>>563556621
You won't hit 60 before Turtle Wow closes up.
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chromiecraft is the only server without P2W
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>>563555709
wait, what?
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>>563555709
That's not what I see from my end
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>>563538609
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what class does evil need?
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>>563556621
The better question is "where".
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>>563556773
KEK
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>>563556773
Epoop jeets.... We can't play Turtle anymore????
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The only thing that'll make me hop on the BBC is if they add all of the content from Epoch to it. There's no reason not to do this given there is literally nobody from the original Epoch dev team there.
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>>563556773
Finally a server just for me.
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>>563556942
the bibiciiiiiiii
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People prematurely celebrating Turtle's demise will be in for a rude awakening when nothing happens other than needing a vpn
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>>563556981
The cope...
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I'm not getting a fucking vpn to play on turtle lol
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>>563556981
That's a pretty big barrier to entry for most people, given no other private server does that.
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>not having a VPN
really?
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>>563557157
>WITH NORDVPN YOU CAN WATCH THE OFFICE ON NETFLIX!!!
Ok shill.
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>>563556942
why on the contrary, all the GOOD shit from bronzebeard needs to be put into epoch like worldforged and some new subzones(they are cool) and shit like mythic can stay on that cesspit
but we both know it wont happen either way
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>>563557067
lmao good, gatekeeping is a thing for a reason. in this case it servers the purpose off keeping idiots like you out.
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>>563557157
kek coping about a cope
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if turtle shuts down i guess il just play classic
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I was actually looking forward to how the Turtle AU would turn out... Genn dying as a dungeon boss and the high elves taking a different route have given me hope we would have a worthy successor to WC3
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>turtletroons are coping harder than epogfags did when their server flopped
Say it with me
"TURTLE TUESDAY"
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>>563557249
yeah bro keep 99% of people out, enjoy your 50 pop server
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>>563557226
>he doesn't want a server with maximum content
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>>563557223
Even a free VPN that just gives you a random shitty IP in another country is fine for this purpose, you have no excuse
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>>563557341
some content straight up does not fucking belong on supposed classic +
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>turns on VPN
>server still down

help?
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>>563556981
this people don't realize turtle is forever,
>>563557083
less browns on the server GOOD
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>>563557397
>using a free VPN
And now the game is unplayable.
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>>563557413
Flying mounts when...?
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Turtletroons posting 30 posts a minute of cope
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>>563557492
Actually that's a good point, block all free VPN IP ranges, but paid VPNs can connect. Instant third world player filter.
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>>563557413
Turtle should be the gold standard of classic+
Especially the class design
I'm glad I dont actually have to learn unintuitive shit like seal twisting to play Ret
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>>563557585
>>563557585
>>563557585
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turtle will be better when non VPNusers are banned.
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>>563557413
I don't consider "muh classic+" to be something worth pursuing over bloatmaxing. I'd play retail if every single zone, quest, dungeon, raid, profession, etc. was kept relevant. I need more.
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I think it's time to admit that classic+ was a mistake
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>Check the turtle forums
>No moderation people spamming pol shit and calling each other names
>Check the leddit, no moderation
>Check the discord, no moderation
It's never been more over they've all left
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>>563557790
I'm getting Epoch C&D day flashbacks. That shit lost me friends.
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>>563557790
zased, less than 24 hours until the ACK
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classic requires a client newer than 1.12
classic did not fuck with classes
vanilla is literally unchanged

turtle hacked together fun server with stolen retail mechanics. stop comparing shit to real software made by professionals
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>>563556773
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>>563555369
is 4.4k even possible as a lock?
even with max out of lvl armor kits I could barely push 2k+ on melee classes
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>>563555369
you are mentally ill
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>>563555369
>shitting in your own food
>the best part of turtle
grim

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