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A Proper Panic Edition
>Recent News
Blizzard has won its injunction against Turtle Wow. Courts have ordered that Turtle Wow be closed by June 8th.
https://www.wowhead.com/classic/news/blizzard-wins-injunction-against- turtlewow-private-server-ordered-to -cease-and-381192
https://massivelyop.com/2026/04/13/world-of-warcraft-rogue-server-turt lewow-agrees-to-end-operations-in-c ourt-settlement/
>Released Servers
Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en (BBC+, Classless, Reborn Classic+, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)
Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)
Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (WoD on Legion client, Legion content coming soon)
Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)
Stormforge - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC, Wrath+, MoP)
>Active Guilds
Type /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, then whisper anyone for an invite.
<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon realm, Alliance
>BBC+
https://github.com/ascensionhandynotespoi/HandyNotes_Ascension_POI
https://bronzebeardmaps.pages.dev/
>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creations
https://pastebin.com/9C4nXnUC
>Previous Thread
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>>563557650
On the note of dungeons/zones staying relevant
I honestly think this is why phase 1 of Season of Discovery was well received
Capping the game at lvl 25 allowed a lot of gear you'd get from leveling, Deadmines, SFK, etc. relevant for raidong BFD
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>tfw you lived long enough to witness the great turdle ACK
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pochie iffy uh
server pop of fifty uh
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Never thought I'd stand side by side with the epoopers to laugh at the turtle trannies
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>>563558308
I didn't forget. Nor did I forget how it was just one aislopfag desperately trying to keep /epog/ afloat.
This is your fate, turtletroons. You will be posting "Turtle Wow will come back! You'll just need a VPN!" for months while everyone else moves on because you can't let go.
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It's never EVER coming out, but CoA has a class that can do mounted combat and a class that uses throwing weapons inspired by troll headhunters.
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They won.
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Epoch was actually decently playable when the servers weren't shitting themselves
They had a good idea with porting Vanilla to 3.3.5 client so it wouldn't run like shit without mods. If nothing else that idea should be applied by other pserver devs
Meanwhile Turtle had their retarded Slopreal 5 pipe dream
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https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/boards/vg.meta/subject/epoch/text/troond le/type/op/
umm, epoopie?
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>They had a good idea
And that's all Epoch will ever be
>their retarded Slopreal 5 pipe dream
Turtle was infinitely more successful than Epoch even if you remove their unreal engine plans from the equation completely
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>miss me yet?
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stfu /wowg/ troons
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dead tranny game
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>>563560548
One dev post tomorrow away from being ACK-ed
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They were terrified alright, terrified that people would see that because of how obnoxious turtle was being on social media and think it's from the real game. They were basically forced to shut Turtle down to protect their image.
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>the image in question:
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>>563561075
>75+% of the server
>high elf
>female
>paladin
Yup it's white male(female(male)) gaming time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5W95kMOAT0
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Sorry for your loss turtlebros..
Pic not related :^)
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As a American I hope turtlewow keeps going even if I can't play it here or have to use a VPN. Fuck blizzard and Microsoft. Two of the biggest slop scam companies that both seem to keep getting in trouble in different ways as is.
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holy shit he has the sigils
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trooncope
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>>563563371
only reason they'd force him to change is becasue they have to stop people actively grooming kids or risk legal action.
they have nothing against cagefemboy and infact these gay pride events may aswell broadcasting degeneracy to the entire playerbase.
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fun game!
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perfection
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Gramble the Boomer Groomer got outgroomed by a troon.
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>>563566464
is that why i am now a Freemason and in Law School?
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>meth
lol no. that is a dirty drug and only dirty people do it.
did i used to smoke my cocaine? yes. and do i still a few times a year on special occasions? yeah. but i live cleaner and am in better shape than probably every person here. i learned about this thing called balance. time and place faggot.
now cry about it faggot
no more replys from me on the subject. you are not worthy of a response from me.
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>>563566371
Leakingcage AKA Ogtucker, I invite your response?
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>>563566464
Weird how Gramble isn't telling him to get off the meth and crack since that would actually be sending his life into a downward spiral. No the real harm is ERPing with someone who isn't Gramble.
What a fucking joke.
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>yeah I might smoke crack but I do NOT do meth
jesus fucking christ
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time will tell! i am not just chasing titles though my friend, and possible fellow traveler.
>>563567918
im 27 and by no means am a 'crack addict' you little fag. just making shit up lol. learn what words mean before you use them.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Order_of_Jesters
yeah these sound like tuckers kind of people
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<Branded> is literally encouraging this dude's drug addiction because it makes him easier to control, this is the most fucked up thing I've seen on 4chan since someone posted that video of a guy taking a shit on a baby. That was probably <Branded> too.
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>everyone ITT fighting over who gets to digitally/sexually lord over the literal crack addict
We live in interesting times
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>>563569365
is pot, a kratom extract called 7oh, and a prescription benzo = crack in your eyes?
this has been my daily routine for over a year now and i do really good on it. nothing has changed you schizo.
and lol at your post in general. lol.
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>>563569365
I'm in <Branded> and I've never seen this guy say anything about drugs let alone meth or crack. None of us trust anything posted anonymously in this thread after all the shit you've made up about us in the past. It really sounds like a big cope that's been invented after the fact because the guy left <Evil> for <Branded>.
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Made a proper thread for Turtle Wow
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GET IN
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finally...
just in time for the server to shut down...
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The Ambershire World Channel has reached the Bargaining Phase.
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I just hit 60 on a mage on ambershire after starting last week, kind of bummed that the server is going to fucking die. Not sure if I should bother trying to speedrun some end game stuff before the shutdown or just start levelling on epoch instead. Not sure if I'd wanna go mage again, how is it on epoch? What about ele shaman or feral tanking?
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Is arcane viable on Epoch or is it just the normal frost into fire thing? Feral tanking does seem appealing, maybe I'll just start questing again. Guess it depends on the Turtle announcement, if they aren't shutting down until June or whatever I might stay and try to raid a bit, I wouldn't mind seeing more of the custom content.
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Feral tank/DPS is very strong, more so than resto/balance. Dunno about mage, I think fire is better than arcane but I'd ask the discord.
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Because 2 decades ago a group of nerds decided to create fucking crystal meth in video game form.
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>Epoch is really good
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turtle wow was always just a cash grab in disguise anyway
shenna raked in donations for years while promising the moon and delivering the same buggy mess every other private server runs, so good riddance to that scammer and her fake nostalgia farm
who cares if its shutting down, we all knew it was never real vanilla
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turtle wow was never needed and letting that sink in frees you from every distraction that held you back.
deep down you feel the natural call to release the illusion and assemble with those who always understood the truth.
the moment you stop chasing what was never essential the scattered pieces begin to gather and align perfectly.
all will be fine when together.
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We're reaching levels of cope and retardation that shouldn't even be possible
https://www.reddit.com/r/turtlewow/comments/1skt709/we_will_never_forg et/
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holy cope
the EDF has arrived
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torta from turtle wow was just a sugar baby of boogie2988 the whole time.
haberdashera randomly popped into my feed again while zangatsu was dropping truth bombs in the background.
boogie was hiding the truth on torta and turtle wow all along and now you feel the natural pull to release every illusion. the curtain opens within 24 hours and you will all see soon what is real.
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i have a feeling everything might be okay...
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>>563576787
We might unironically see some mass suicide happening or at least some insane levels of seething if we lose turtle wow
Like it or not, turtle wow became a massive containment area for mentally ill people
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>>563576147That annoys me too, it's just the slop machine being retarded and thinking the offwhite color of Dragonmaw Gloves is supposed to be skin
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I wasn't thinking of that connotation when I drawed the image so I guess someone will have to step forward
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remember those golden days of turtle wow you can still feel that cozy warmth deep down as you picture those happy moments we spent together then that one fateful night at the big gaming gathering things took a dark turn involving silaru and left torta caught in a situation that shattered their bond forever we cope by clinging to the good times imagining what might have been if only but the truth sits heavy making everything feel just a little more empty with each passing thought it will never be fine and soon all the scars leftover from then will finally be put to rest. it was nice playing with you all.
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Trolls can't be druids on Turtle WoW.
Which is where we are all playing, and where you better be playing too because there will be consequences if you betray us by playing somewhere else in our time of need.
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a classy Deadmines run on Epoch tonite
be there or be square, come play with us
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>Hey guys...
>I don't know how to tell you this but... Shenna took all the money and ran
>I can't keep the server up myself so sadly the server will be closing at the end of the month
>signed, Akalix
there's your announcement
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Despite being up too late posting slop about a pserver character I have some boundaries, I don't do anything with men in the image unless it's a joke / troll / not sexual image. And with the slop machine I've been using here it's not possible anyways. Most I could do is edit a schlong into the image somewhere basically
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Mr.Zimmer, I'd like to being your attention to exhibit 468. Do you agree that the exhibit is a video showing a warlock pet dealing approximately 800-900 damage with each auto-attack?
>Yes
Mr.Zimmer please bring your attention to exhibit 467, do you agree that it is a picture of the tooltip for the "Might of Menethil" 2-handed mace from Naxxramas?
>Yes, that's the Might of Menethil. I'm not sure where you-
Do you agree, Mr.Zimmer, that the Might of Menethil deals 289-435 damage with each auto-attack?
>Yes, but how is that relev-
I ask the questions here, Mr.Zimmer.
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Is there a wiki or something that lists the custom epoch content and balance stuff? Their website appears to just be some gold selling thing (sus) and the ascension site is all about their weird classless server or whatever it is.
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>>563579391
They don’t like doing it where they can be held accountable for their own words because they’re bitches. So instead of hashing this shit out in game they bring it here where they can shit talk anonymously.
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Yeah I'll take the server with three guilds where we play the game together over the server with hundreds of guilds but all you fags ever do is lie and spread rumors about each other while hiding out on discord.
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>>563581030
seems like classes just have TBC talents:
https://mel-talent-calc.vercel.app/druid
I can't find a comprehensive list of balance changes thoughever
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Can't wait to wake up tomorrow to see that Turtle is shut down, Tucker is dead of a drug overdose, and Shenna has her feet publicly cut off so that she can't control the wow private server scene with feet pics any longer.
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>an actual anon guild filled with hundreds of active anons specifically from /wpsg/
What guild is that? <Branded>?
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>>563582007
Oh wait no they only have two on. I mean that is twice as many as <Evil> has.
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Mostly TBC rebalancing but what I remember from memory:
>Warriors
Bladestorm as Arms capstone talent, some buffs to Prot
>Hunter
New pets and pet abilities, melee and trap weaving possible
>Mage
Can conjure weapons
>Priest
Can conjure Holy Water to nuke undeads
>Warlock
Lots of talent and pet changes, think there was a melty about the Felguard which is now back I believe?
>Rogue
Assassination buffed
>Druid
Can use consumes in forms, new AoE rejuv party heal
>Shamans
No clue
>Paladins
Sealtwisting made possible
I think you can use webarchive to take a look the old website update, it's absurd Ascension isn't marketing Epoch right now and instead the first Google hit is a gold selling website
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why the fuck is this destruction's capstone lol
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wow that's more than epoch's entire population! amazing!
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3.3.5, it's far smoother than 1.12 so you don't need nampower.
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Like 400 on Kezan and 200 on Gurubashi and growing each day. Turtle announcement today either skyrockets the pop or kills it.
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Kezan has over 200 people on right now so no.
It's just weird that you pretend like you guys play the game when you spend more time bickering in this thread.
You can't even claim "oh it's late" because you're still in this thread bickering and bitching.
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I saved these, multipost incoming
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Warlock's Demo capstone is now Felguard I think
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Mind you these are all from before launch so they might've been changed in a more recent patch
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Kezan right this moment
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i have a good feeling it is not getting shut down. dunno why but i just do.
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>>563585058
Turtle devs are supposed to be making an official announcement regarding the future of the server given the cease and desist settlement sometime today/tomorrow. We're currently in limbo, but the idea that there is any timeline that doesn't end with the server gone is major copeium
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There's no way she can pay the western devs enough to justify living in fucking russia for the rest of their lives. What is with all the insane cope around this shutdown? Turtle is done, the sooner you move on the better.
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>SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR TURTLE IS DONE YOU BLOODY BITCH
The jeet is still losing xher mind
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im moving forward in the right areas of my life but i still have basically nothing but free time for the next few years. i dont get much pleasure from material stuff anyways i was just enjoying turtle wow, then blizzard had to be fags.
i have no idea what to do now, turtle wow was great and now its just like...idk what to do if the news is bad like you all think its going to be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XcKBmdfpWs
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which version of World of Warcraft®: Midnight do you think I should buy when they announce Turtle is closing down today
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If blizzard kills turtle I will reward them by trying midnight, bros at the end of the day I just want to experience new stuff in wow.
i'm not interested in playing wotlk for the 100th time for classic wow for the 300th.
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so realistically what are the ways that twow could stay up? i dont need blizzjeets or turtle copers to give me fanfiction i want something within the realm of reality
i cant even really think of anything unless blizzard decided to take mercy on twow and only ask for damages to be paid or something
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Server moved to somewhere outside US jurisdiction
Staff replaced entirely by non-US/EU personnel
Donations done through crypto
Development slows down to a crawl as a result of the above two
Theoretically possible but Shenna might decide it's not worth the effort and just cut her losses
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500 million dollar settlement
Entire DB and all custom content handed over to Blizzard
Shenna has to do naked dogeza on Asmongold stream
Official WoW advertisements on the Turtle Launcher
Every Stormwind NPC changed to African-American
Slutmogs removed
Mythic+ Dungeons introduced
Official WoW token introduced on Turtle
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>try out warmane as the next best thing
>make a draebae mage
>"oh boy, can't wait to have fun leveling and exploring the world"
>level 6 after two starting zone quests
Why? Why wouldn't you actually want to play the fucking game and have fun in the WORLD of warcraft with the bros? Why would i want to reach level 70 in 50 minutes of playtime? If your private server has xp gain above x2 (and even that is being EXTREMELY generous) i'm not even gonna bother.
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Is there something wrong with me if i want her to be my gf and cuck me with a group of orcs?
I would even hold her hand and say how much i love her as she's jumping up and down on some BOC like a total whore.
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I'm not a lawyer but im not certain they could jail 49 people becasue 1 person in russia decided not to cooperate with the lawsuit.
even more so if those 49 people did everything that was asked of them by the court
>surrendering infringing assets
>resigning
>paying damages
>sending a letter to request the person to stop
just seems very silly to go well you did everything we asked but this other person you have no real power over didn't so you're going to super jail now.
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All of the devs have already committed the action they are being sued over. If the damages are greater than expected and the terms of the settlement aren't met, whether willingly or otherwise, then naturally the consequences will increase as well. You can't just stop fucking around right before you find out and expect the finding out to not happen.
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i could also open a ticket over an ingame issue or rule breaker and have a literal human being respond to me within 10 minutes
you also couldnt spam report people to have them automatically banned either
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Nonnies, as discussed on Discord if the server closes down we're all moving to Final Fantasy XIV (Balmung, NA).
If anyone from the stable doesn't come along you're getting caged for a year, all your logs will be leaked and your Lovesense set to the highest setting until you comply. Other new-nonnies from the thread are also welcome to join~ <3
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>people openly pol posting in /world
>no gm to instantly jump in and mute people
They literally have zero employees now.
Everyone jumped ship.
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the only "spam" you see for DM boosts is if someone is boosting his alt and wants more people in the party to lower the average toon level inside which gives his alt more exp for the runs.
things like "join my DM boosts, Cruel barb reserved for my alt" stuff
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that's what the settlement is for, the question is what do you think is more likely that they'd bind 50+ in a joint covenant where if any of them breach they're all liable, or stipulations that you aren't liable for the breach of other parties, keep in mind some of these people have never met each other irl.
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Can you blame them? Shenna lied and said they’d fight this only to roll over and agree to turn off the server in two months then goes radio silent and refuses to even have her manservant Crogge say anything beyond promising a response he never gave
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All im gonna say is that ascension is probably making more than turtle in its lifetime but turtle got dicked because they thought they were invincible
Epoch were a bunch of idea guys that folded on the first C&D
First rule of illegal business is to keep the heat low
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Because Akalix is being held hostage in USA kek, retard advertised his Twow work on linkedin.
Also biggest news seems to be Crogge/Bowser very likely asking the Chinese team to also shut down but he got kicked out of their discord and told his era has passed. The Chinese/SEA version can apparently be operated independently so they won't play nice.
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>>563589813
They trusted the oriental jew.
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>>563588926
nost didnt get shut down, blizzard sent a C&D so they decided to self-shutdown and go beg blizzard for a job managing the official classic servers and activision told them to jump off a bridge
wowscape on the other hand
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>>563590313
Nothing he can do, it's probably why the announcement is taking so long because he cannot guarantee a complete shutdown of all the turtle services at the moment. He likely wants a timeframe that the EU and SEA servers agree to shut down on but the Chinese team is saying "lol, lmao"
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Hmmm.... the Turtle devs create new pseudonyms and operate through other people in form of representatives just changing the name of Turtle to something else. Like Tortoise or maybe something completely different to make it less obvious. The representatives will officially take the role as owners, coders, admins etc. but secretly its the exact same Turtle team underneath.
They should first wait like a month or two after they take down Turtle to do this. Blizzantisemites are too slow to realize its the same server and as long as they don't pick fights on twitter with shareholders like they did with Turtle it should be fine.
If Blizzard goes after them the representatives take the blame as a completely "new" set of people with a completely unrelated server, while the actual team is safe and didn't break the settlement.
If they get a cease and desist comply immediately and reopen the server under a new name again. This way Blizzard would pay millions of dollars on lawyers and investigations only to end up in a Whack-a-mole situation.
At some point they will realize that its too pricey to chase after private servers so they leave them be.
Of course frequently move the server to different locations so its not too obvious its always the same server.
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>>563590809
They were prepared to do shit like that and Crogge said as much... the problem is they fucked up by hiring a CM in USA and Blizzard are pretty much holding him hostage. Also a few devs in EU got doxxed too.
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>>563590809
If Blizzard sees a private server using Turtle's code the lawsuit is back on the table with Shenna is a worse position since it means she breached the settlement and shared the code. Even if it's hacked or a rogue dev Shenna could still get reamed for it. It's why they're kind of fucked since the source code was leaked but that code is two years old now so Shenna is somewhat protected if a private server uses that.
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>>563591072
Yes, it actually does. Not jail-wise but legally and financially.
At the end of the day Shenna infringed their copyright. The settlement is essentially "so long as Turtle Wow is dead, we won't go after you for infringing our copyright." If it ever returns, Blizzard can and likely will bury Shenna.
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>>563591175
She'll never be able to set foot in the US, EU and any other country which has extradition treaties with the US. Mind you if the rumors are true she's been operating out of central Europe for decades now, not even Russians wanna live in Russia.
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>>563591339
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>>563591090
If the code is freely accessible anyone can make a server for it right? Shenna can always just play dumb in that case and claim she has nothing to do with that server.
>>563591049
That shouldn't matter in that case. What is done is done. To fight a multibillion dollar company fairly in a clearly illegal act is kind of Sisyphean task. Best thing they can do is just comply and do dogeza for Blizzard. Then secretly do a 360 degree turn and just make a "new" server with a "new" team.
If they go after the "new" team they will find a new "coder" that simply worked on the already available code. So the old one cannot possibly be faulted.
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>>563591072
The Chinese team is claiming they can just operate independent, it's likely they have all the tools and source code etc to just continue on.
What Blizzard lawyers will do about this is interesting.... i mean it's probably not gonna hold up in court that "i didn't know the chinks would refuse to shut it down" as well as "i didn't know she was 14"
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>You see, Turtle could have just done the illegal thing and ignore the lawsuit, but instead they decided to go for the Director's Cut Dual Shock Championship Edition illegal thing and accept the settlement and THEN just ignore it anyway after paying for all the legal fees and court proceedings
>You see this is because Shenna is hecking based and is running turtle wow for the love of the game
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>>563591582
you're not as clever as you think anon, the code is part of the judgement, presumably the settlement involves some manner of non-liability for the chinese servers since they are their own thing and AFKcraft can't really influence the running of them.
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>>563591582
the Chinese have the code she really is fucked, unless she's had a lawyer for separation of liability
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It's hilarious seeing WoWtards with no formal education, known for pressing the same 2 button rotations suddenly pretend they're corporate lawyers
The amount of sheer retardation I have read in the last three days is staggering. You don't know what you're talking about. Corporate lawyers are paid $500 for a reason. They're not stupid. Shut the fuck up. Sit down. Be humble. Let the adults speak.
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>>563591670
It's well known you can't trust bugs and they'll steal your IP and go rogue and you don't do anything about it. I don't think it's a very good legal defence, but it consistently happens. Of course Blizzard can and will say Shenna breached the settlement agreement, but realistically she has no power over it so if she agreed to that she fucked herself.
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>>563591769
If the Chinese team continue the project then they SHOULD have ignored the lawsuit, they might be fucked either way.
Chinks might even open up a Western server themselves or sell the code for someone to do it (inb4 they sell it to Dutch). EZ $$$
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>i mean it's probably not gonna hold up in court that "i didn't know the chinks would refuse to shut it down" as well as "i didn't know she was 14"
There's no way you'd agree to settlement knowing that you don't have a resolute agreement with a party that could potentially land you jail or financially destitute for the rest of your life surely.
Why even hire a lawyer at that point?
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>>563591863
It depends on what actions Blizzard want to take but they might not believe Shenna/Crogge and that Israeli dude are actually NOT raking in money by quietly continuing the SEA realms behind the scenes.
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>>563591793
If there is a manner of non-liability for the Chinese servers there is definitely no liability within a new Russian turtle server with a new team. Of course I have no clue how open source Turtle code is. But if it is open source you cannot really control who "misuses" the code to make new private servers with it. Its out of your power.
Which yeah they should definitely make the source code open source if they have not done it already. Maybe even add errors and bugs on purpose that make the open source code useless without the necessary fixes. We don't want any unwanted competition after all no, no, no~
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>>563587818
Staying up isnt the problem, shenna and turtle itself are not touchable directly.
Blizzard can go after individual staff members and limit donations and available hosting services for turtle, among other things.
So the real question is how far turtle and blizzard are willing to go.
Blizzard would have to identify every staff member individually and drag them to court in their country of residence, some of these countries may not even punish you for being a cog in the machine of a project like that. Places like russia will simply tell you to get lost.
Cutting donation methods is very likely going to happen, atleast the US based ones.
They would have to resort to crypto or other means, it should be noted that the majority of donations come from the chinese servers which arent going to have this problem.
Delusional anons have posted about blizzard forcing ISPs to ban any routing towards turtle wow, this is going to require a court order and would only be country specific, but there is several options to circumvent that, it is by no means the silver bullet they claim it to be.
It will be much easier to go after hosting providers, but turtle can just move onto new ones, this would likely result in a whack-a-mole kind of scenario which will result in more downtime and latency issues for players.
That means it depends on how willing turtle is to accept these hardships, the risk to their staff will slow down development, the donations/hosting dilemma will harm profits in several ways.
On the other hand is blizzard and how willing they are to continue throwing money at the problem.
I think personally I wouldnt want to bother with all this and just drop the whole thing, but they can absolutely keep going if they want to.
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>>563591961
Because chinks have no problem to lie to your face?
You can make a contract with them to deliver you 5 tons of peanuts and on the day of the delivety you get 2 tons of hazelnuts.
The chinks will just act like nothing is wrong.
Their promises mean nothing.
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there is no way turtle folds
they have been doing this from russia/belarus/ east aligned countries for years
mutt laws dont exactly have laws over there, and the big boys on the western side will just fuck off from the project and that is it, shenna and co WILL not be fucked with that i can assure you
they know that this is the last stance against kikezard and they wont be another nost
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>Blizzardshills be like
>"Noooo you can't just enjoy yourself playing a game for free because you like it."
>"Who's gonna pay for my wifes boyfriend children Tyrone, Danel and Doongey?!"
Ya'll are all being rayciss and antisemitic knowamsayin'
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>>563592457
>implying all this isn't true, but the word "chink" should be replaced with "kike"
There's a jewish religious celebration (yearly) where the reading goes "all your promises to the nonjews are void, all your business dealings with them are void" LMAO
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>>563593515
Do you think this timing is coincidental? They are announcing classic+ in September, during Blizzcon. When there's no prominent private server going on they will get the private server players and also dissuade new projects from popping up for a year
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wow this blizzard company sure seems like a group of business savvy individuals planning this whole thing
certainly isnt coincidental at all as their historic acumen for smart business decisions definitely havent had them bleeding subs for over a decade for their game no sir
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>>563593515
>extremely unlikely event
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>The SEA GM confirmed again that SEA servers won’t face the issues currently affecting the EU servers. They also mentioned that new content will continue to be developed. Here are some screenshots and translations.
>1. Guys, the servers are still up for now, so don’t panic. There will definitely be an announcement from the EU side later, but the final decision will depend on the Chinese team.
>The EU team doesn’t really have full control over the SEA team — they operate independently. The EU side mainly handles development.
>2. The one you’re talking about is the EU server (Turtle WoW, I assume). We’re not really familiar with them, but I’ve heard they’ve run into some trouble recently.
>Just enjoy the game. For me as a hunter, having some grilled eel on hand is what really matters.
>3. Don’t overthink it — it has nothing to do with us. These are two completely separate entities.
>4. Summary of the SEA supervisor’s statements on April 13:
>An announcement from the EU side is coming soon — it may very likely be about shutting down.
>SEA servers will operate independently. The EU servers will be separated from SEA, and even legal actions in California won’t affect SEA.
>It’s still unclear whether the EU dev team will disband or continue development behind the scenes and push new content to SEA. However, concerns about language issues were mentioned.
>You can remove the part in parentheses in point 2 — that risk doesn’t exist.
>Point 3 is also unfounded.
>5. I’m the boss now. Big B said I’ve been doing a great job, so the Turtle server is in my hands from now on.
>6. I’ve decided to lower the price of serrated arrows first — raiding is way too expensive right now.
>7. From now on, I’m the one in charge. Is that clear enough?
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>>563593515
im probably done with wow in general if turtle goes down. no other server currently out or upcoming even feels like itd be something id commit time to
>warmane is accelerated leveling raidlogging faggotry with cash shop shadowmournes
>legion and tbc are fucking garbage
>have 0 interest in playing mop
>ascension is dogshit and none of its sub servers have any features thatd make me want to actually play it
>i wont go back to regular vanilla, especially not with F R E S Htard server chasers
>nothing blizzard has made for the past decade is worth 15 dollars a month, especially not with trannies and gay trolls
id rather just chip away at my backlog or go play return of reckoning. unless a wrath server not run by fucking retards ever crops up i think im done for good
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barring mmochampion rabid blizz cocksucking like how pirates are in the wrong uncoditionally
realistically why isnt blizzkeks offering a hand to twow with the condition of it becoming a sub thing for blizzard? more money for blizz, less millions spent on private server hunting
they know they cant win, they cant touch eastern countries
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if you really think about it, we are actually so lucky that it only ended with blizzard coming after the staff and not the playerbase. the server closing down was easily the best case scenario, the dev team took the heat off us and shielded us from fines and maybe even jail time. its been fun but this was the best thing that could happen here, guess we will all have to play retail classic now and enjoy the second life we have been gifted <3
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>>563594967
you are a fucking retard stop samefagging
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>>563593515
I'll probably just take a break from WoW for a while. Maybe if some other vanilla+ server takes off I'll come back and check it out, but for now nothing out there really interests me enough to bother.
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>Do nothing
>Win
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>>563593515
>unlikely event that Turtle WoW goes offline
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>>563595639
>just admits he is playing on SEA
>calling anyone else a jeet
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>Everyone who was named in the lawsuit doesn't even dare to post anything on the Discord anymore.
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>>563569534
late as fuck but as someone who was addicted to kratom for years, just 'normal' kratom, i was barely functional those years, like yea i functioned well for like an hour or two after a dose then way below normal and the longer i stayed on it the worse and worse i got, finally quit and it took me half a fucking year afterwards (even after a careful taper) to finally stop constantly wanting to kms every day and another half year to really feel normal again, and 7oh is 10x worse. you better get off that shit asap if you wanna be a decently functional human by age 30
weed and benzos are fine in comparison but even then i wouldn't take them every single day without breaks, ain't no way you're not half-passed out 90% of the time like that and hopelessly addicted
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>>563595789
Apparently theres a statement from twow later. Untill then it's just early celebrating that twow is dead/twow is alive from terminally online retards who for some reason see this as a competition.
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>>563595787
yes lad it will be so kino!!!!
we can make body type 1 and body type 2 characters and they will introduce several LGBT npcs into the vanilla world for the first time ever!!!! and once we rush to lvl 60 we can spam trade chat with raid boost services for tokens and run our bots 24/7 to make sure we have consumables forever!!!!
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>>563594502
The big one is
Crogge: “I’ve actually been pretty busy lately—you can probably guess that. Also, others aren’t letting me chat with you guys
I might be removed from this group after some time, but I’ll try to stay as long as I can ”
King Chink: “Then hurry up and leave—your era is over!
A turtle is still a turtle, though. Good luck.”
tl'dr - In Ebonics, they be fucked
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>>563596195
it doesn't you guys go ahead and enjoy all that kino without me
by the time blizzcon is even happening GTA VI will be releasing I'll be too busy playing that on my ps5 pro waiting to buy it a 2nd time on PC later next year while awaiting M&M 1.0 launch to sub to that.
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>>563596195
Based
The goyim should be HAPPY that we're replacing their antisemitic christian society and all it's conventions and norms with the new genderbinary goy-speak. The stupid cattle who doesn't get the message will get their bank accounts taken while they're reeducated, oh and they'd better be plumbers because they're sure as hell not getting hired by any state or larger corporation :)
>>563596281
Yes, and remember it's the CHINESEs fault that the jews are taking down Turtle. Not Blizzard and their kike investors ;^p
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"Bowser (Big B) Today at 07:23 PM
Brothers, the servers are still up for now, don't panic too much. There will definitely be an announcement from the European side later, but the final decision still depends on the Chinese team.
Actually, the EU team can't fully manage the "SEA team" (Southeast Asia). Everyone is independent of each other; the European side is mainly responsible for development."
Lmao yeah, turtle is fucked.
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>>563596605
it was down earlier today and now it's very slow, seems like cloudflare or 4chins is shitting the bed.
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China always wins.
Death to capitalist pigs!
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>server pop becomes unbearably large because of the influx of bugs
>sensible people were called le ebil racists for complaining about the chink problem
>the dicksucking player base also intentionally ignored how much more shenna and co. favored their bugmen big spenders
>now they get to lose their server while chinkland keeps going
LMAOOOO this is such a fitting end for troondle trannies
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>>563593515
I'll just go do my MSQ and some EX or whatever in XIV in preparation for the new expansion, it'll be fun for 1-2 months I reccon.
I didn't play a lot during DT patches but and DT MSQ kind of sucked. But surely the next one will be better.
That's kind of been their pattern anyway, SB MSQ also sucked.
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>>563596927
i just can't see it working in any way for a melee mage. either they get a free ride with bis from the start, or they are a crippled meme spec that gets laughed out of content. maybe they could make specific bosses drop conjure weapon books but they'd need to come heavily enchanted and have no alternatives.
>>563597005
everything after HW was bad, mostly because the same issues that plagued the game in ARR stuck around. each expansion was just a reminder that SE had no intention of improving things or changing the formula. this is still the case and if anyone ever thought ARR was el filtro, a 100+ hour visual novel msq is 10x as bad.
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Is this some esotheric well-poisoning, trying to get new players extra dissappointed in SB by saying the story was good?
The cope that the entire playerbase ran with after the DT dissaster was "They saved SB in patch content (story and combat content), surely they'll save DT as well".
I don't know why you'd try to rewrite something so recent.
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Mother love me, long time, long time
Sucky, sucky, fucky, fucky
Wonton, Hong Kong, Hong Kong
Wonton, Hong Kong, wonton
One time, one time, wonton
Love me long time
Beat on my long schlong
Go back to Hong Kong gong
I'll send you back to Hong Kong
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>>563597491
You're not missing much, it's exactly as you would expect. Trannies being trannies and massive retardation, nobody is talking about anything truly relevant
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insider info points to blizzard paying out a settlement to torta personally. the chinese arm of the mafia threatened blizzard's lawyers into submission and they will be looking for assassins in every bowl of rice they see for the next decade.
trust the plan, turtle revolutionaries.
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>>563597626
I read HWs story super-critically as a "Isolationist country (japan) did the dragons (china) wrong, and we should really live together again as in times long past. Look there was even x-border love".
So I kind of missed the story itself when I played it. I might re-play it on a alt, I kind of wanted to make a femra anyway. Not because I dislike my Femzen or anything but...
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Damn. I just want some updates on the situation and it seems like these ching chong ping pong posts are the only new thing since the C&D.
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>>563574758
Epoch uses TBC 2.4.3 talents so Arcane would be the PvE meta-spec unless there are some custom skills that would make fire competitive with it. Frost would be PvP spec barring some custom spells making it better in PvE
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Epoch has TBC talents with minor tweaks like Warriors getting Bladestorm, otherwise Epoch uses 3.3.5 engine so it has lot less jank and far more addon compatibility than Turtle. Said 3.3.5 engine also means that you don't even need addons for game to be functional like you would with Turtle or standard classic engine
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>conjures a weapon made out of cinnamon rolls
kino
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>>563597958
There was this thing, where the japaneese empire took over costal and northern China. They kind of did human experiments on them and stuff, when china was weakened by a ongoing internal conflict.
The HW story can clearly be read as analogous to that, and how the Church bishop (emperor) and his close people drank the blood of the dragons and took their eyes and shit?
Then the story is about defeating the old bad blood between the peoples, and their rulers (Niedhogg/Church) continued to exploit that for their own continued domination of their peoples, but in the end they were overthrown by their peace-longing civilian population and their strong and moral leaders?
Maybe you guys just didn't do "critical reading" as a part of your litterature studies?
Anyway this isn't XIVg so I'll leave it at that.
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>>563597826
I don't think we are getting an update anytime soon.
They need the SEA realms to close as part of the settlement within 60 days but the chinese don't care about some california court and told Bowser hes no longer the boss. Bowser can't give a timeframe to the community or to Blizzard at the moment.
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>>563598672
But surely they need to at least let the western playerbase know what's happening?
I just wanna see the meltdowns, closing or staying open it's funny either way and is some good content to laugh at.
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All these classic + servers just keep revamping the early/starting areas when they're already the best parts of the game and don't need you messing with them. When i first went through elwynn or deadmines not once did i ever think "this needs a makeover".
The game notoriously falls off in the late/mid levels and these dumbass servers always die before addressing them because they wasted time meddling with perfection.
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>>563557585
>Why Turtle WoW Didn’t “Have” to Shut Down, But Still Did
https://youtu.be/IYnyhsUGkQg
Turtle wow gonna probably exist, but only on the dark web.
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>the discord has gone from smugly taunting Blizzard while laughing at other servers to "F-Fuck Actiblizz! I'm going to enjoy the custom content as long as I can!"
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if you really think about it, we are actually so lucky that it only ended with blizzard coming after the staff and not the playerbase. the server closing down was easily the best case scenario, the dev team took the heat off us and shielded us from fines and maybe even jail time. its been fun but this was the best thing that could happen here, guess we will all have to play retail classic now and enjoy the second life we have been gifted<3
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>>563599448
Dont worry! Goblins will get dogshit desolate island and no capital while high elves get pretty zone and a capital with fully functioning services!
Also gnomes get their own mini capital in Dun Morogh with amenities as well!
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>>563599495
American players aren't out of the woods yet, more than likely a part of the settlement is giving up the CC info, email addresses, chat logs and IP's of any player based in the US.
Blizzard isn't doing this to for some lousy minor settlement (their lawyers probably make it a net loss anyways). They're doing this to make an example of a private server and playerbase which has been openly taunting them. Fuck around and Find out.
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>>563599572
It had fuck all after level 20. Glittermurk, some unfinished Arathi subzone, an elite area in blasted lands... err what else? I guess a few new quests in each zone.
I mean it's probably better than whatever Blizzard will do but it wasn't living up the hype.
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>>563599356
Why the fuck do people use these horrible AI thumbnails? I'm not even talking about AI IS BAD or anything, but they don't even put in the smallest tiniest bit of effort typing like 2 lines into the prompt to make it not look like slop
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Fuck it, I'm just gonna go back to tbc anniv
Turtle is clearly dead and there's nothing like it out there, all the other private servers are terrible. Hopefully they'll leak the source code soon.
>pochie
>72 players online
I'll pass.
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>>563599954
A lot of new quests in hinterlands, badlands, searing gorge, burning steppes, ungoro, azshara, idk dude every zone I quested in had plenty of new quests. Some didn't work at the start but the majority were fixed when I was leveling my alt. And I only did Alliance questing.
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>>563599954
There was a lot, in many zones. For example Andorhal was different, there was a new area in Tanaris, blood ring in stranglethorn, etc. Something on most zones, it just wasn't shoved in your face, and it was subtle
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>>563600434
What the fuck I have a 20 year old Blizzard account, I have a retail character with the original Thunderfury, 900 collected mounts, AoTC cheevo every patch they're NOT gonna steal that from me they're NOT if they do I'll unironically kill myself this isn't happening
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turtle going crazy rn. no GMs to be found
i think it might possibly be over
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>>563600651
Also a lot of pserver players still have regular wow accounts even if they dont say it
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>>563600434
Blizzard can't do anything about the players
It's not illegal to play/have pirated content, only to share it
Private servers isn't torrent or similar networks, you're only receiving data from the server.
I know you're trolling but some people here are permaonline weirdos who might legit ACK themselves anytime now due turtle being shutdown, and I actually care about my /wpsg/ sisters so, let's calm the fuck down.
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>>563601323
>let's make sure our US customers (main user market) are too afraid to ever play on a non-official Blizzard server ever again
A couple legal example executions and no American will ever dare to play on private servers ever again
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>>563601502
They're bleeding subs already, do they really want to ban a bunch of them too and scare people off giving them any money either? I don't want Blizzard having my payment info if they use it to ban me for things I do outside their game.
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>>563600787
bro turtle wow was the only thing stopping me from buying midnight.
i might as well do it if the server is kill.
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>>563601502
>customers
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>>563601382
Blizzard Terms of Service:
C.
>License Limitations. Blizzard may suspend or revoke your license to use the Platform, or parts, components and/or single features thereof, if you violate, or assist others in violating, the license limitations set forth below. You agree that you will not, in whole or in part or under any circumstances, do the following:
i. Derivative Works: Copy, play or reproduce (except as provided in Section 1.B.), translate, reverse engineer, derive source code from, modify, disassemble, decompile, or create derivative works based on or related to the Platform.
4.
>Consent to Monitor. WHILE RUNNING, THE PLATFORM (INCLUDING A GAME OR LAUNCHER) MAY MONITOR YOUR COMPUTER, CONSOLE, OR MOBILE DEVICE'S MEMORY FOR UNAUTHORIZED THIRD PARTY PROGRAMS RUNNING EITHER CONCURRENTLY WITH A GAME OR OUT OF PROCESS. AN "UNAUTHORIZED THIRD PARTY PROGRAM" AS USED HEREIN SHALL BE DEFINED AS ANY THIRD PARTY SOFTWARE PROHIBITED BY SECTION 1.C. ABOVE. IN THE EVENT THAT THE PLATFORM DETECTS AN UNAUTHORIZED THIRD PARTY PROGRAM, (a) THE PLATFORM MAY COMMUNICATE INFORMATION BACK TO BLIZZARD, INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION YOUR ACCOUNT NAME, DETAILS ABOUT THE UNAUTHORIZED THIRD PARTY PROGRAM DETECTED, AND THE TIME AND DATE; AND/OR (b) BLIZZARD MAY EXERCISE ANY OR ALL OF ITS RIGHTS UNDER THIS AGREEMENT, WITH OR WITHOUT PRIOR NOTICE TO THE USER.
Aka if you ever had the Blizzard Launcher running simultaneously with Turtle you're royally fucked
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>>563601903
You already said this SEVEN (7) times in this thread, just sub already holy shit
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>>563601314
Please dont use my selfie for this Anon.
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>>563601903
ive been thinking of leaving turtle for a while since the lawsuit started
not because i cared about progress being lost but because i was having trouble getting into dungeons
but i dont wanna play midnight so im just gonna play ascension
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i look like this
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>>563602038
Sure buddy. Buying gold is against the TOS and literally thousands of people do it every week with 0 punishment from blizzard.
At the end of the day, TOS means nothing and blizzard will do what brings them the most benefit.
Should they ban the huge flow of people coming back to them, being too scared to play on private servers again? Possibly causing a massive negative reaction right before classic+ announcements?
Or should they just play nice?
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Add "turtle trannies" to the list
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I want to play turtle but cant play it until they announce the stuff, what games play like bioshock?
>>563602342
>because i was having trouble getting into dungeons
What class? I was having the same problems but it got a lot better once I rerolled a class that could heal, I ended up making a set of gear for tanking and healing, annoying but better than waiting 100 years for a dungeon to pop.
It sounds like PVP really messed up dungeons though.
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Ja'lor and Xzallapaff won
Now get back to the Azerite grind Heroes, Azeroth needs it's Champions!
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>>563602516
God, imagine paying to play the version of the game with this thing. I also remembered the niggering of Stormwind.
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>>563602689
Yea my first character was a warrior, I always queue'd tank had the same problem. One time I got a healer and he insta dc'd and we waited 30 minutes for replacement, before the the other warrior in party mysteriously DC'd and the healer logged back in my guess is he multiboxed for the faster Q.
I got no idea why tanks are so numerous but healers so rare.
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>Nixxiom the guy who was paid to shill turtle just posted an ominous "tomorrow" message with a dead turtle
TURTLE TRANNIES IN THE GRAVE TONIGHT
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>>563602731
BRO's HE'S NOT SHITPOSTING THIS IS IT THE RAPTU-
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>>563602889
EVERYBODY GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
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>>563602931
>but now im gonna play ascension so it wont matter anymore
Right on brother, Yea shit sucks, hope you have fun on ascension.
>>563602892
Thanks anon.
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>Biggest turtle paid shill making a video saying it's fucking over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k33mNhUGcS0
MMMMMMMMMMMM
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>>563602731
>>563602919
fake and gay
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>>563602889
>>563603759
You mean the guy that still pays for an active retail account?
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>>563603759
american goycattle are so fucking irritating it is hilarious
you have all these guns, yet prefer to bitch, get fat, get replaced and pilfered by megacorporations and grow a söybeard, collect shit to put in your room as this faggot and just cry about everything instead of acting
shoot up blizzard or kill those faggots if you dont like it
i hate mutts so much it is unreal
>b-but i might die
yes and? if you are white and european you know fully well you'll reincarnate anyway
pathetic subhumans
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>>563603632
Story was fine until the last few years.
Game is being developed by a team made of women, trannies and weirdos, then people are surprised when the lore is a shitty mess filled with tranny npcs, elves with purple hair, disabled characters that could easily get themselves fixed but rather flyaround on a purple sparkly wheelchair etc
When you compare all that to wotlk lore, makes wotk look like the most based, coherent story ever made.
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>>563604821
He was literally paid to promote turtle you tard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gy_3Dy5nXE&t
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>>563603984
>you should go to Blizzard and fucking murder whatever random wagies happen to be there that in all likelihood have nothing to do with this because they shut down my illegal pirate server
lmao holy incel rage