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>Global Game News
Link your account to Cygames iD
Current Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"
Current Rate Up Trainee: Nishino Flower (3*), Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)
Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Daiwa Scarlet (Power), SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT), SR Sweep Tosho (Wit)
Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000m
Current Event: Ligne Droite Story Event
>Schedule
03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards
04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)
04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)
04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/2000
04/26 - Golshi Week Celebration
04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)
04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event
04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes
>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi Amazon
New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" released
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Cygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en
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Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
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Seiyuu & Concerts
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Umamusume Birthday Calendar
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Uma Text
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Is it me or did all the Oguri caps cut Killer tunes?
Was it a gaslight?
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>>563602034
>some trainees have actually female umas as their mother
I would say all as there has been no instance in any uma media where an uma had a human mother, so that interview from 2018 or whatever with its "There is le 0.000000001% chance of a human woman birthing an uma daughter" can go fuck itself
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no gay shit below this post.
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I cannot find that one image of Windy with the bouquet of flowers saying "ん!!"
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you managed to hold for 1 post
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phew
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4chan is like really really fucking slow right now
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I fucking love dober so much bros
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Satono Crown!
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Surely XOguri won't be as dominant next CM.
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>>563603492
Maruzensky game next CM
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>>563602606
This image just makes me think of:
>Gentildonna makes a training plan for Torena with the end goal of him being able to lift 50KG with his dick, shoot ropes at least 10 meters forward and do at least 10000 pelvic thrusts in one go without issues
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>they put me on 6 work days this week
I hope all of you have bad days too.
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staRETCHuuu
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>every soundpost I try to post is dead
Sundayman save me!
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>>563603492
>taurus the second
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Bow chika bow wow
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>>563603446
xt is dead and officially doesn't get updates anymore, if you want to keep using it but can't code go to the stupid questions thread on /g/ and see if someone there already solved it and you can get some simple code to add to fix the captchas
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>>563603853
KING
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>>563603867
bow chika now bow down
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I started an unity cup career for today's daily
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NYOOOO YOU HAVE TO BORROW MY DIGITAN MORE
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>can feel the no Med S borrows in my bone for today's borrows
ahem...
WAKE ME UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
CAN'T WAKE UP
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>>563604115
I still haven't switched off my 9* power Aquarius Pasa because people are still borrowing it even though I made a 3* speed 6* power Seiun with groundwork on it
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HEEEEEEEE MATAAA?????
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>>563604243
I keep getting borrows for my Kita (card) and Ryan with 3 different blues
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>>563604321
The only debuffs that matter are dominator (which the uma has inherently) and hesitant pace/fronts, which can both be given by hints from marvelous sunday wit/power. You can look up the skills on Gametora for alternative sources
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>>563604321
This is a hybrid with dom and a fuck ton of midrace and accel
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>>563604353
She got this. Realized just recently that she's like the library chick from Harvest Moon and Onoda from Yowamushi Pedal, but with enormous milkers thrown in the mix. Peak design.
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>2LB
Do your dailies ok
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>>563604518
You've been marked by hags
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>>563604485
>>563604492
I did actually get a rudolph with all 3, does it look any decent even without S med? I don't really get how to balance trying to make a hybrid yet, maybe the test rooms are too stacked but she's not doing that great in them.
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this thread will be slower
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>>563604274
there's no women on /uma/ and because only women can be wives, therefore an /uma/wife is impossible
umawife it is! Specifically, this one
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>>563604765
your sole accel skill is slick surge lol, this isn't a hybrid because she'll never win a race (is missing stuff like lets pump and moving past and beyond as inherits). Could just slot her in as a dedicated debuffer (though wit is a smidge low)
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>>563604896
What do they think of long races?
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>>563604707
the horses would literally die, idiot
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greenwoman has special line for last day shop
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>>563604765
Medium S, Pump, and Moving Past are mandatory if you want a chance at beating the Xog
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>>563605119
QRD?
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>>563605180
The fuck. I had to verify my e-mail to post cause my IP range got banned for whatever reason. I can't be racist anymore now...
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ENTERED SUMMER WITH ZERO SPEED WEIGHTS AWARD
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>>563605296
It's right on his GitHub it was something like he stopped using the site after the big hack because other sites care about their users or something stupid like that
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>>563605406
Just do Wit training with Fine bro.
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>>563605456
I mean he's not wrong when you look at all the leaked admin shit from the tranny jannies circlejerk board
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>>563605119
wasting your time developing a branch of a dead project for a site you won't be using is understandable
he'd be a faggot if he just nuked everything but he left it at that for anyone to keep improving it
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This Umamusume becomes a lot more likable when you view her the same way you do Opera O.
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You need to put your handussy into it.
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why did cygames make christmas oguri so strong
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>>563605796
She's Peak
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>>563605796
She has her own anime
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>>563605796
Because she is the cutest!
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>>563605796
Pandering to coping salarymen who insist Oguri Cap could take any horse in a race
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why did cygames make cat maya so strong (it's okay tho)
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>>563606108
>neko maya is still so far away
sad
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Which gang are you joining?
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>>563606275
oh nyo nyo nyo byo does not knyow... he does knot knoll?? oh nyo nyo nyonyonyo byo lacks le critikal knyoledge... it syeems he does not have the knowgin in the noggin oh ho ho ho gyo lacks le information he does nyot possess le thought... oh nyo nyo nyo nyo nyo...
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This one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z87n5TKy6J0
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>>563604984
No, you have had enough for now
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>>563606551
so are you intentionally wasting people's time or do you think it's funny to post absolute filler trash
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>>563606378
Team medium/premium
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No one has a 3* PWR/mile tiara parent with a .25 velo ult and 5* med sparks on GPs and it's pissing me off. I need it for Nishino
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>>563606734
>umapyoi
ningenpyoi
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I tought my internet was shiting itself
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Where the fuck are my charms and recoveries
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>>563606862
https://find.4chan.org/?q=captcha" target="_blank">https://find.4chan.org/?q=captcha
everyone (even pass users, which is kinda ironic) seem to be complaining about it
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test
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STOPP GIVING ME TURFFFFFFFF FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I HATE THIS STUPID FUCKING GAMEEEEEEEEEEE I HAVE 2* TURF 12* MEDIUM HOW IS THIS SHIT EVEN POSSIBLE
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>log in
>do my 1 seiun sky parent run of mant
>get shit sparks
>log out
see you fellas in 24h
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>more and more people flatlining in my A rank club
>but our rank is maintaining
is EoS nearing bros...?
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>fail training
>it turns out it can randomly trigger anshinzawa's spook
>wow I get free acupuncturist instead of infirmary? that doesnt sound so ba-
>it just gives you awful mood
le sigh
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>failed 1% fat Speed training
>two turns later, got Slow Metabolism from fatfuck event
>next turn, first inspiration gave me Mile S and Medium S
>few turns later, infirmary visit did not clear fatfuck status
Would you glue this run? Stats are mid to say the least. She is not gonna survive Kikuka Sho.
update because I forgot to post it 40 minutes ago: I barely hit the stats on last turn but did not get Groundwork or Killer Tunes. Should have glued. All this effort for nothing...
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>>563607006
it’s really sweet how she worries that we might change jobs and leave her alone
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I'm not saying you shouldn't play. I'm saying we only have 1 Mile CM in Mant so your Power Mile Nishino is gonna be used 1 time. And right now hitting 1200 Speed Power and Wit is not that hard, even with suboptimal sparks. A Power Nishino is gonna be useless.
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The game is telling you to scoop
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MINNA NO EERU NO
SETE IPPO ZUTSU
KAAA...NAE NIIIKOOOU
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>>563607120
Aren't speed sparks only used for ratepadding? Most CM builds I saw in JP only had like 2100+ speed instead of 2200+ (which means bringing around 18* SPD)
But then again I'm not too familiar with GL meta
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>>563607541
obviously, thats your canon wife
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>>563607656
it's time for you to start international arc and demote your current club friends to support character
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>>563607587
I do 1 or 2 unless I have a day to laze around or do nothing of value since.
Before MANT I only did 2 or 3 so nothing really changed that much, so I enjoy the game while other anons drop like flies because they don't have their priorities in order
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>>563607802
my uma already pyoi'd me and I'm no longer fit for marriage, sorry Aoi
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If I remember right the Speed cap will be 1600 without any Speed sparks and the Power Cap will be 1300. You use Speed sparks because without them you won't max out Speed.
I'm not saying you will need 18* Speed parents but having a mix of Power and Speed would be ideal.
Personally I'm using 3* Power and 3* Speed Grandparents and hoping I get a 3* Power or Speed Parent
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Say something nice about her
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>>563608190
Meek naturally comes along with Aoi. The best part, Aoi is definitely the type to be happy if you happen to also love Meek, and Meek to love you back.
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>>563608480
You can just call her pretty
Being honest with your words is important
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Why is the captcha so slow
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>>563607563
even dancho is flatlining....
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Unironically would prefer captcha to be always this slow. Thread's so clean and chill because of it
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>>563608379
She seems like the perfect uma to put in a frilly dress and bombard with compliments so she shrinks down in embarassment.
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>>563608379
Her card is... eh...
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>>563608971
Good taste
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but it won't be fun to gay post in such a slow thread
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the pedos on here used to at least exclude urara from their hornyposting
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>>563609118
I believe this card actually features No Reason, though it is difficult to tell.
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Another victim of the Yaeno and Bamboo sameface...
Well both are boring and forgettable so it's no wonder
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I'll give you one right now because it's my favorite
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sag hex
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>>563609225
Thread is so slow nobody will know my cock is leaking
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If you were an umafuta, which ningen would you sexo?
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Anons, I need a third front, I am already using kita and falco, but I feel the other "front ready" umas I have have an useless unique for fronts? I have been enteraining the though of making Ardan a front due her unique and medium gold, but I am not sure... who would you put as third front for the next CM with this roster?
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>>563609271
Is it weird that Urara doesn't do much for me, unlike Nishino?
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>>563609694
I'm posting at /vm/aso they reach image limit quicker
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I can't believe mant killed /uma/...
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Capcha?
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>>563609907
I'm too busy with the new arknights event
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ushipyoi
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>>563610168
is it autism?
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why are you here instead of playing the game?
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>>563610316
>when her unique requires her to be second
it fires when you're first too
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you just know that Aoi would overpower every male in this thread
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>>563610349
I wish it was
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>>563610553 (me)
sorry, wrong image
idk what the fuck happened
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>>563610553
Pink inspiration chance is abysmally low no matter what the gaslighters tell you.
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>>563610553
Image is blank. If you want medium S more often and it's not just very unlucky runs, you need better medium stars or (often even more important) higher affinity. you can get over 50% chance of medium S hitting each run, though it needs both good sparks and good affinity.
>>563610717
you have 6 pinks and they each have 2 shots to trigger. you can get individual pinks above 10% chance to trigger each time, those are nowhere near abysmal odds for something you get 12 rolls on.
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fuji ace for TT mile or CM fo today?
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Unironically what did Curren-chan actually DO that it's just the universal joke that she's a massive cockslut? Because I clearly was not part of the meme when it started.
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Slow day innit?
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>>563611090Mahjong Soul, yeah. Only real other option you have outside of that is Riichi City and that has shittier ranked points distribution overly punishing players who finish 3rd imo
I love Umamusume: Pretty Derby. One of my favorite umas is Maruzensky because I want to have sex with her
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Thank you, daily pulls.
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>>563611278
>>I love Umamusume: Pretty Derby. One of my favorite umas is Maruzensky because I want to have sex with her
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>mood down
>Mood Down
>MOOD DOWN
AAIIEEEEEEEEIEIEIEIEE
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Weird when did I post these?
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teio teio teio
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AAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEE MY CAREER IS BRIIIIIIIICKED
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I've started failing ura runs at the start to get my dailies finished
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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I DECIDE TO TRAIN THIS STUPID FUCKING BRAT
YOU DONKEY
HOW DO YOU FUCKING LOSE AN OP RACE
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>>563611048
those don’t look like terrible odds
i’m assuming it’s per inspiration so 2x per run should be about 60% right?
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>>563611489
Tei o oooo
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What's calling Tokai Teio Breeze Chopper?
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>>563611641
kek
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ask a chatbot to run the odds for you, or watch a youtube video on statistics
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deio sdebbu on my face
honeyade in my mouth
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>>563611641
My Teio never loses
The secret is to take her to an abandoned corner of the avenue, preferably your changing room, get close to her, and right before the race, whisper on her ear, sensually,you lose the race I break your leg
Works every time
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>>563611714
shut up and Look At Curren
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>>563611113
she's extremely addicted to umasta/social media, she's always a bit flirty with (You), so she's easy to fit into the instagram thot category
Falco saying that "her cuteness is of the devilish kind" stoked the fires, and now Curren is memed as a harlot
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I got sad reading this thinking her mom is disabled or something but reading it again it just mean Nishino is just away in Trecen now
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>>563611113
she cucks scarlet in scarlet's own fan fest (this always happens btw)
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>>563612162
scarlet deserves it for not putting out sooner. tracen is filled with beautiful and rich umas that are used to getting what they want, if you find a good man you gotta lock him down before another uma steals him away.
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>>563612162
so do umas that you meet in support card events and career events not have a trainer? why do these randos that don't have any connection to you come to you for advice?
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Fuck yeah, 3* Sprinters Stakes.
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Foot aries room
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How is this for CM14?
She also has Triumphant Pulse but thats not in the photo
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>want to practice for cm
>go to rooms
>everyone is SS while I'm S
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This is the fate of all tsunderes.
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>>563612667
come to my friendly room >>563612504
I don't have any SS
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manhattan cuckè
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>Curren Chan with her former jockey Kenichi Ikezoe and her 2016 gray filly by Lord Kanaloa later named Curren Moe
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i would sometimes ask professors questions if they were nearby, even if i wasn’t following their classes
but also most of the support events start by you finding an uma doing some dumb shit and going teacher mode to make sure they don’t do dumber shit
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Fuck me, she's adorable. 10/10 daughter material. I want to adopt her, give her headpats and protect her from all evil.
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>>563613208
SEXOOOOOOOO
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so like
is Curren still alive?
where is she now?
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「HPED」?
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>>563613208
You are going to get raped, do not trust her
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Why is this little shit so cursed for me
I dont get it, she has a speed/Power growth i should be effortlessly getting her to SS over and over but I keep falling short in stats
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>is Curren still alive?
>born 2007
yeah still alive, should be 19YO right now
>where is she now?
Last foal was in 2024, I assume she has retired as a broodmare since then (or they skipped a year for some reason, but seeing how jbis doesn't have an entry for 2026, I would assume retirement)
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Guess who forgot a master hammer for the last race!
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>>563613696
Curren is back in her homefarm since 2024
it's on jp wiki
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Good night friends!!! Fix the reply timers!
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I lucked out of greens in an otherwise good run... I grabbed dodging danger, taking the lead and focus... sure these can trigger groundwork but its maximum gambling...
I have outer post proficency and competitive spirit and I am running 3 fronts, should I grab these two too?
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10 runs with 10 medium sparks and 2 mile sparks (that are on a grandparent that is the same uma as my trainee, btw) and I've gotten Mile S twice and Medium S 0 (zero) times.
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>>563613909
my dear normalfag, anons truly are amazing creatures. You can learn everything there is to know about them in a month, yet after decades, they can still surprise you
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She's so small. Kek. Everyone else has the Gold Ship POV on her
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IT'S ALL FALCO'S FAULT!!!
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>>563614828
She should not be able to get blocked by anyone, and pass others by just running between their legs.
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It feels good to be the little Satan for once
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>>563614254
>DD mentioned
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He is a retiree now. I think he can look old now, but damn he was a handsome horse in his prime.
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>>563615186
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>Hey Sirius, maybe forcing everyone on the track way over-capacity just makes it so everyone has a shitty and unsafe time training? So maybe we should schedule everyone apart over time instead to maximize all of their gains?
>And if they’re late?
>Then… don’t be late? If I’m always late to my job, I get fired. Why should umas be treated any differently?
>Pfft, whatever you say, fascist. Don’t come to school tomorrow, if you know what’s good for you…
Literally every scene she’s in, I find her more and more annoying. It’s astounding, really.
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>>563615515
Genki girls are cute and fun.
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>>563615685
Take the Silly Symboli pill.
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*smooch* *smack* *slurping noises*
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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the greatest ass from the land of the rising sun, the Japanese U-M-A-M-U-S-U-M-E!
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>>563615685
>check your privilege, Rudolf
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>>563615685
The question is: what will Fuji Kiseki do with this information?
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2 hours have passed and nobody gave me an answer.
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just go to netkeiba
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STOP RIGHT THERE, TRAINER!
You have been visited by
OFFICER KISEKI OF THE LOCAL UMA POLICE DIVISION
No arrest warranted but if only you say something nice about her on her birthday
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>>563616508
that's exactly the sort of thing I was hoping for
thank you anon
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>>563616798
she's a very gorgeous uma, i hope one of her characters spook me
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>>563616798
She's beautiful, reliable, and always does her best to make others smile. I love Fuji Kiseki.
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>everything but gw
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>she sucks as an actual trainee
She might not be considered meta but she's not bad. Her growth rates are excellent, her skills are decent, her ultis are good, and I've never had any problems winning all of the races in MANT with her.
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>>563617962
ricker ribber
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*licks lips*
nyo I don't think I will...
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fug I forgot about these. I don't want to do 3 more MANTs. whatever 500 carats is only like 3 pulls
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>This is why I loathe talking to the priviledged
>Coming from the same rich ass household as Rudolph
She's the gift that keeps on giving.I kind of see her view point on this but it doesn't make her any less stupid about it.
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>>563617869
Rickey Rabu!Clubbie loooove~
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One particular thing that grinds my gears is this one depiction of Oguri with a female trainer and she just becomes completely out of character going from a lovable dork to a charming lady killer for some reason.
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>>563618519>She's talking about the (((privileged)))
Based
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>>563618574
Oh fuck I realized what was bothering me so much now this is the fucking gaslight face I hate that face so fucking much its unreal and dont youf aggots dare post it either
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Aries Room
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Creek my beloved.
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My club is doing a pretty good job of being out of any drama this month
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Fix posting already, j00t.
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Looooove~Fufufu...~
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>Playing unity despite 5 people saying how dogshit it was
it's ok bwo mant is worse cuz it takes too long!!!!!
enjoy the unity team races
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nta The story cards aren't really good, except the last one Sirius, which is actually pretty good. The McQueen one is "usable" if you really don't have another STA card to use. But yeah the Sirius card is good enough to complete the story mode. I don't know if someone who just started have enough to MLB it though
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You can uncap welfare SSRs using club points, so yes they are easier to uncap than gacha SSRs. The latest welfare card, Team Sirius, is considered usable for the latest scenario, as well. You should definitely try to get through the stories, when you can.
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>Was this in your pull plan?
No lol, I had like 7k carrots total
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>Ankle, megaphone
>Fail a 4%
>16th next race
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>just update your pull plan,
...is that a thing I'm supposed to have?
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>NHK mile cup
NASTY HORSE KOCK MILE CUP
>CBC sho
CUMTASTIC BIG COCK SHO
>JBC sprint
JUICY BLACK COCK SPRINT
>american JCC
AMERICAN JUICY COCK CAROUSEL
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How the fuck are you guys getting guts
Without stamina training or Riko it's entirely RNG on whether you get enough race rewards/guts items in the shop to not be a gutslet
Do you just buy a guts anklet and pray everyone stacks on it during summer or something?
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>>563620706
Anon…Use https://umacaratcalculator.com/
Structure it around the running style you’re hoping to main in the future
Card banners should outnumber Uma banners. If you need help choosing card banners, feel free to ask
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you know you're allowed to click a training people go to during summer even if it doesn't light up rainbow, right? guts is the highest stats per training base in the game by a lot, so it's pretty typical to see you only have 1 rainbow with 1 person on it and then check guts to see it has 3 people and realize it's a better turn to train there over your solo rainbow. especially because the stat bonuses still work, if kitasan and ntr are on guts then the guts training is still going to give really good power from their power buffs.
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If your oshi was a launch uma like Bakushin does it get harder and harder to run her in CM and not fucking die as time goes on
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>>563620930
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>gaslightlator says that my 630 stam 620 guts 1.1k wit uma still has 99% spurt with 98% survival rate at normal mood without any recoveries
surely no one brings a stam debuffer right haha
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Mhm!Mhhhhm~
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>super creek, finemo, kitasan, nice nature
>all meta
>all have 15 training effectiveness so they're good even when they aren't rainbowing
nyoticing
so if i have to choose between sr power bourbon or sr power hayahide i should choose hayahide
bourbon friendship highrolls stand no chance against hayahide make every single training she's on better
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>NIGGA DID I JUST CATCH YOU HAVING FUN?
What was her fucking problem?
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>>563621725
biwa has energy event toll you have to pay for using her
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Gentildonna and Ryan training you. Will you survive?
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Whats the last uma you all nutted to?
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>>563622321
>Bro... Only Neicha is 15
Blindbro...? I could give you the pass if you just forgot about uniques but MLB FM is just a flat out 15% on the card
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>>563622330
Replace Ryan with Bobo please. If I get to sex them after, I will survive.
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>>563622393
I think Nishino Flower AI slop
I'd do it again
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>>563621198
You get alt skins to counter the power creep, and then evolved skills. Taiki's default is the only release Uma still in S for JP, though it bounces around a little as cards change what's meta, but Bakushin's new skin is in double SS for example
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>>563622393
>>563622516
funny, same
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>>563622389
6/9
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>>563621991
I never understood how people can feel so much survivor's guilt that they ruin their lives or outright kill themselves. Then again, I am an autistic, antisocial retard.
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>>563622405
>MANT dead last in both
shillbros....
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>>563622619
Filly enjoyers!
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>>563622670
same thing happened to me
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>>563622393
i have a white with blue stripes tenga i like to imagine is Mirakomanko i exclusively fuck it 3 to 4 times a day, i love getting high and fucking it a lot even after nutting i keep going even if i'm too sensitive from nutting i love the stingy pain and i keep fucking it imagining it is Mirako, getting high helps a lot too staying hard as a rock and nutting nonstop
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>>563622405
>Sugar Lights most popular NPC
Based. It's normal and healthy to prefer even a crippled uma over ningen.
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it would have been more funny if akebono and nishino had switched backstories
akebono being a giant grade schooler and nishino being a fully grown tiny adult is a better idea
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>>563622405
>this anon is better at graphic design then me
why do i feel self-consciuous?
>file name
ah well, at least it's not my passion
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>>563622805
Thats sugoi anonny....wish I could see how much drios out of mirako when you're done with all that
>>563622801
Stop making me thirsty for uma milk
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>>563622393
Admire Groove.Found a pic of her big fat tits in a bikini while looking for some documents and I had to cum in my ona then and there. That kind of thing hasn't happened to me in a bit.
>>563622495
Based Bourbon enjoyer.
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>>563623030
https://www.cloudflarestatus.com/
look at how fucked everything is
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12 days left
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>Falco doujin
HOEH
>[Chinese]
hoeh...
>cucked
eh......
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>>563623220
reading how feral some of you anons are does something to me
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boysexis it just on my end or is posting and captcha loading exceptionally long right now
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>>563622975
I find the idea that the grade schooler has better notes everyone uses to be funnier
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pick 1, and only 1 and why
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>>563623395
see >>563623237. cloudflare is dying, the whole internet is using it like the retarded mongoloids humanity is.
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>>563623390
Good that was my intention McQueen anonny, and I'll keep doing it!
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>>563622393
Curren Chan. specifically from this doujin (artist: awei)
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new cryer
>>563623525
boysex
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>>563623031
honestly it gets really messy on the 2nd to 3rd fuck so i've been having to use a towel to prevent cum dropping everywhere, makes it easier to clean after but is still a chore
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>>563623525
2, obviously. Nakadashi --> impregnation is my fetish
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>>563623390
I'm not feral, I'mhealthy and have a lot of cum.
>>563623559
Its very unfortunate that they took over all the infra. DDOS's be damned.
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Why are we so slow?
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>>563622393
I've never nutted to an uma, not even her
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>>563623712
you're supposed to attach a teio picture to this post
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>>563623525
Creek because she's always been my wife. I love wholesome, sweet characters.
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>>563623871
You're well within your rights to nut to Ardan, Anon. I will fight for your rights.
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>>563623525
>pick 1
Creek
>and why
I love Creek, simple as.
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fucking excuse me
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>>563623603
teasing is mean
>>563623712
goodness...
>>563623748
mmm, that makes sense~
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>>563623880
why? i'm talking about Mirako here
you want to lick my cock after i fuck Teio or something?
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>>563623048
I don't think there's any ticketable SSR that you'd want at 0LB. Generally, people recommend using the tickets to get a good card (Kitasan, FM, Creek, maybe NN if you like lates) to a usable LB. You should probably post a screenshot of your card inventory if you want decent deck advice.
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>>563623614
>a WEI
I'll check it out later for that semen demon
>>563623712
Wow messy...I can imagine all the lewd wet sounds itd be making. I love hearing the details
>>563623748
Don't brag about that or Ill want a sample
>>563623871
It makes me mad to hear that. Id make you change that myself desu, she's so good for it
>>563624167
You deserve it for getting flustered
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>>563624236
>licking Anon's dick clean after he fucks his wife
I didn't know I need this...
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Which one, /uma/?
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I like when anons ERP about their umasturbatory habits, makes me feel like I'm part of a gigantic umaorgy
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>>563624427
Right, but without the cape.
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At least I can now confirm for myself that the weird gayposting isn't exclusive to EU hours.
Go ahead and keep posting, it doesn't bother me, just confirming a personal suspicion. Good night Amerifriends and hope you all find whatever happiness means to you
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finally, some much needed Mirako appreciation
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>>563624564
I'm not smart enough for mind games like that, Anon...
When are you going to fuck your gf or wife next?
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>>563624361
you need to stop hogging all the other anons...or else I might target you exclusively so your misdeeds can be put to an end
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>I see less posts about how some retard hates mant/the game/sparks/JP posters
>Gayposting (but with a game character attached to the post) increases
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
to be blessed with an IQ in the triple digits
and also with the fortune ofnot being molested in the past
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>>563624361
well this talk about Mirako really got me excited, hard and twitching but it's not good, it is not a good time to get high, i still have to finish my chores, get groceries and make dinner, this is annoying
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>you niggas are ERPing again
Never mind, I'm glad to leave.
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>>563624815
Here you go, Taiki bwo. Have a calm day at work.
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>>563623525
Because I'm not a retard.
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Where are the maidos when you need them
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>>563624923
a quick one wouldn't hurt anon...come on, just a fast one...okay?
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bwos where is NTR anon why they haven't posted today i miss them :3
did the scatjeet poster ruined his vibes?
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>>563624829
Guess I have to admit I've gotten exactly what I wanted when I decided to ask the thread about their recent uma masterbation, oops...too late now hmm
>>563624923
Shame but I've for sure seen you post that swimsuit mirako before so next time I see it I'm going to imagine that sloppy onahole
>>563625030
Call me when you get back from work takinonners
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>>563624836
Are you nyooooticing yet?
Or how there's never scatposting and anti-jp posting at the same time?
Or that everytime there's an anti-jp or anti-stego/ntr or OP image autism it's always two minutes apart from one another?
Or how everytime an incendiary bastard is told to provide proof they play the game, they deflect and never provide proof?
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>>563625030
Would you like to join us? I bet you're cute.
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>>563625030
there's no need to be shy, we don't bite!
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I like to imagine there’s at least one glowie in the thread and they’re trying to ERP to blend in
Some 50-something year old grizzled government agent posting cute pictures of horse girls while trying to think of a horny way to phrase his next sentence
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Stop edging me Maru, those are perfectly fine sparks, but why didn't you give me blue*3...
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Bancho is kinda cute
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>>563625767
Stop nyoooticing and kiss me.
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>>563625923
What's that weird ass thing on her nose I don't know horse lore
>>563626019
It's literally useless so yeah that may be a little bad
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>>563625923
This is true
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>>563626143
Pretty sure it's just a piece of tape, but I believe it's referencing a shadow roll the IRL horse wore.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadow_roll
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>>563625792
This is what happens IRL
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Ah crap. Golshi week is after CM12. I can't be lazy and grind out Golshi week while building CM12 aces.
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Which one do I pick?
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>>563625437
It really was very obvious. I fail to understand how does everyone keep falling for it.
Even now it's probably not posting because of how slow the captcha is, and even more on multiple devices.
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>>563626486
Nothing
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Is that a camera?
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>>563626143
Hmm I can see that
>>563626189
I've only done one run so I'm new
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>>563626616
good to know, thank you
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>>563626486
corner recovery and hydrate are risk free
these can choke
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>>563625437
or how it stops completely when you point it out and they have to come up with a new one?
You'd imagine that attention whoring homosexuals would keep going regardless of if you point out how faggy they are but I guess they aren't really gay, go figure.
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>>563626712
FFFUUUUUUU Now I look like an idiot!!!!!
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>>563626687
Certified Tabaru moment
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I'm loving Chiyo's new Racewear, I swear its like she's even faster now
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>"""straights""" are insecureposting AGAIN
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I NEED TO CUM INSIDE AN UMAAAAAAA
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Scat Anon, are you here?
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Next thread will be better
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>>563626813
i want you.
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>>563627290
hmm? why is that?
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>>563627020
You can even effectively filter him and all his replies without much effort, and without accidentally filtering other anons' posts
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Brosex
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>>563627406
you know why
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>>563627498
Apparently, faggots have more passion for ERP than uma players have for the game.
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no horny
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It is evening
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>>563627498
my will to jerk off, be gay, and play uma at the same time is far stronger than your sole will to play and discuss uma. how does that make you feel?
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>>563627591
true! I do actually...ehehe
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