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>Global Game News
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Current Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"
Current Rate Up Trainee: Nishino Flower (3*), Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)
Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Daiwa Scarlet (Power), SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT), SR Sweep Tosho (Wit)
Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000m
Current Event: Ligne Droite Story Event
>Schedule
03/02 - 04/14 - Halved TP Cost & 2x Career Mode Rewards
04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)
04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)
04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/2000
04/26 - Golshi Week Celebration
04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)
04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event
04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi Amazon
New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" released

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I want to start using a name and tripcode, but I don't want Anons to be able to filter my posts because of it. >.<
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>>563602350
>>563602115
>>563601745
Is it me or did all the Oguri caps cut Killer tunes?
Was it a gaslight?
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>>563602325
This one
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Shinko on a Tuesday???
This has to be the most haram bread I have witnessed
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>>563602034
>some trainees have actually female umas as their mother
I would say all as there has been no instance in any uma media where an uma had a human mother, so that interview from 2018 or whatever with its "There is le 0.000000001% chance of a human woman birthing an uma daughter" can go fuck itself
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>>563602325
stinkhole windy
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>>563602514
Killer tunes is 320 sp for an ok midrace skill
or you could buy 2,5 midrace skills for the same price
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>>563602606
None of these Umas would act like this.
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no gay shit below this post.
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I cannot find that one image of Windy with the bouquet of flowers saying "ん!!"
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>>563602596
Special Week confirms that some Umamusume are futas
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>>563602703
Isn't that why people use El Pasa power?
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>>563602514
Killer tunes is not Daring Strike
it's not a game changer skill
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>>563602738
>>563602754
you managed to hold for 1 post
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>>563602709
Still and Buena would
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>>563602709
jealous?
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>>563602537
Shalom to you to too
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>>563602769
yes?
I'm not sure what you're asking
If people ran pasa but didn't get the skill that just mean she didn't finish her chain
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>>563602709
Eishin Flash, Nice Nature, Buena Vista and Still in Love would totally act like this.
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>>563602458
That's a skill from condor power SSR, not everyone has that
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Satonos are the most erotic lineage
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>>563602870
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>>563602870
it would have taken you 1 minute to edit the sign in mspaint, latinx
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phew
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>>563602754
please don't forget to take your daily medication
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4chan is like really really fucking slow right now
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Thoughts on this slut? Should be decent enough for when Speed sparks become useful, right?
Yes I know the Pinks are not ideal
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>>563603201
EoS soon
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I fucking love dober so much bros
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>>563603201
Cloudflare is shitting the bed right now, it's not gookmoot's fault for once
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>>563603201
>quickcheck on /vt/
>no pinned thread
Teioposter of 4chan wisdom, tell me what's going on
Captcha is sloe, is it bots crashing or cloudflare having an episode
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>can't post shit with x/xt cuz they broke the fucking captcha again
love to see it
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>>563603341
its the usual ddos attack by state actors before something happens.
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Satono Crown!
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Surely XOguri won't be as dominant next CM.
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My tummy hurts
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>>563602514
not sure i'd read too much into it
i think they just preferred a different borrow than power pasta
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>>563603492
Maruzensky game next CM
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>>563603492
that cheerleader outfit is pretty erotic
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>>563602606
This image just makes me think of:
>Gentildonna makes a training plan for Torena with the end goal of him being able to lift 50KG with his dick, shoot ropes at least 10 meters forward and do at least 10000 pelvic thrusts in one go without issues
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>they put me on 6 work days this week
I hope all of you have bad days too.
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staRETCHuuu
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>>563603586
>every soundpost I try to post is dead
Sundayman save me!
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>>563603617
Don’t you enjoy your job?
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>>563603492
>taurus the second
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>>563603446
>>/x/42241753
kek made me check the board and this thread is pretty funny. my favourite insults: demiurge bootlicker and tranny archon
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Did you know? Curren Chan can beatbox
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>>563603304
lmao
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>>563603617
>jjkslop
Nyo, you deserved it
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I have a mediocre XOguri and a kind of bad Seiun Sky ready for CM.
Who do I pick for my third ace?
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Bow chika bow wow
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>>563603853
Grass for dominator
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>>563603446
xt is dead and officially doesn't get updates anymore, if you want to keep using it but can't code go to the stupid questions thread on /g/ and see if someone there already solved it and you can get some simple code to add to fix the captchas
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>>563603853
ChocoEishin
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>>563603853
KING
HALO
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>>563603853
Grass. Either ace + dominator or pack her full of red skills.
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>when i stop doing dober parent runs
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>>563603867
bow chika now bow down
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I started an unity cup career for today's daily
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>>563603985
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>>563603985
Choco wife
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NYOOOO YOU HAVE TO BORROW MY DIGITAN MORE
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>wants to win my zodiac CM once
>xoguri slop
I have XOguri but I'm already clocked out. Next Aries I guess
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>can feel the no Med S borrows in my bone for today's borrows
ahem...
WAKE ME UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
CAN'T WAKE UP
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>>563604089
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>OYL bad for med/long, it's xoguri meta
I've already won 2 mediums with a 1st place grass with dominator and OYL, so maybe you should stop huffing your farts this hard
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>>563604115
I still haven't switched off my 9* power Aquarius Pasa because people are still borrowing it even though I made a 3* speed 6* power Seiun with groundwork on it
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lol, finally had a day where the B rank Taiki Shuttle daily race beat my SS Maruzensky

so tiresome
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umawife or /uma/wife
choose wisely
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>>563603953
how do you actually build that sort of debuff character, do people have examples of decks to use or good grass build they made I could reference and aim for?
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>>563604274
I choose your medication
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>>563603586
She's too powerful...
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>>563604229
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HEEEEEEEE MATAAA?????
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>>563604243
I keep getting borrows for my Kita (card) and Ryan with 3 different blues
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>>563604321
The only debuffs that matter are dominator (which the uma has inherently) and hesitant pace/fronts, which can both be given by hints from marvelous sunday wit/power. You can look up the skills on Gametora for alternative sources
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>>563604321
This is a hybrid with dom and a fuck ton of midrace and accel
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This is the 3rd time I have been spooked on the banner. What the fuck is going on?
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>>563604229
>>563604353
She got this. Realized just recently that she's like the library chick from Harvest Moon and Onoda from Yowamushi Pedal, but with enormous milkers thrown in the mix. Peak design.
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>2LB
Do your dailies ok
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>>563604353
I think I will save for ZRR
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>>563604518
You've been marked by hags
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>>563604518
Hagged
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Asston Matits
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they should add 4000m race, yes?
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>>563604274
/uma/wife
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>>563604485
>>563604492
I did actually get a rudolph with all 3, does it look any decent even without S med? I don't really get how to balance trying to make a hybrid yet, maybe the test rooms are too stacked but she's not doing that great in them.
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kitasan black armpit sweat glands heritability
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>>563604604
mine's 2lb as well. Still fighting the retarded urge to bump it up to max
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this thread will be slower
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>>563604707
Have you seen the movie The Long Walk? I think we should set up a tournament like that, but with horses
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>>563604274
there's no women on /uma/ and because only women can be wives, therefore an /uma/wife is impossible
umawife it is! Specifically, this one
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>>563604707
Japan doesn't have any, but England and France do
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>>563604765
your sole accel skill is slick surge lol, this isn't a hybrid because she'll never win a race (is missing stuff like lets pump and moving past and beyond as inherits). Could just slot her in as a dedicated debuffer (though wit is a smidge low)
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I'm horny, post cocks
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>>563604863
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongol_Derby
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>>563604896
What do they think of long races?
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having to clock races due to pace down mode is the stupidest thing, why am i being punished for not running exclusively front runners?
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>>563604863
>Set in a dystopian 1970s, the film follows fifty boys in an annually televised competitive walking contest, meant to inspire viewers
sounds inspiring
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>>563604707
the horses would literally die, idiot
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>>563603965
Still hilarious how much of a faggot the xt dev was for his reason for stopping support
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greenwoman has special line for last day shop
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fuck. 6 hours left of half TP careers

gonna miss this
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>>563605034
? can they not slow down if they're tired?
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>>563604765
Medium S, Pump, and Moving Past are mandatory if you want a chance at beating the Xog
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test
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>>563605034
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ascot_Gold_Cup
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why couldn't you just put a rival on the yaoi show....
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>>563605119
QRD?
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>>563605119
qrd?
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>>563605180
The fuck. I had to verify my e-mail to post cause my IP range got banned for whatever reason. I can't be racist anymore now...
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>new blind sweepy update
yoooosh ikuyooooo
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ENTERED SUMMER WITH ZERO SPEED WEIGHTS AWARD
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>>563605331
>>563605296
It's right on his GitHub it was something like he stopped using the site after the big hack because other sites care about their users or something stupid like that
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>>563605406
Just do Wit training with Fine bro.
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i'm going to turn maruzen into choberiGLUE
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>>563605161
I'm seeing red...
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>>563605456
I mean he's not wrong when you look at all the leaked admin shit from the tranny jannies circlejerk board
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>>563605119
wasting your time developing a branch of a dead project for a site you won't be using is understandable
he'd be a faggot if he just nuked everything but he left it at that for anyone to keep improving it
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>>563605456
based desu
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Why can't I get a good Ryan parent.
Goddamn it
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I forgot to use my first cleat....................
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This Umamusume becomes a lot more likable when you view her the same way you do Opera O.
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You need to put your handussy into it.
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why did cygames make christmas oguri so strong
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>>563605796
She's Peak
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the 8 medium borrow I was using decided to change it
why
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>>563605456
honestly beast mode
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>>563605796
so she can beat her regular version
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>>563605796
She has her own anime
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>>563605495
I can't wait for this yada yada creature
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>>563605796
Because she is the cutest!
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>>563605796
Pandering to coping salarymen who insist Oguri Cap could take any horse in a race
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why did cygames make cat maya so strong (it's okay tho)
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Chrono Genesis RAPED me but everyone I tell just laughs at me
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>>563605796
The horse has been sitting in the top 3 most popular race horses (in japan) to this day
Everyone loves Oguri
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Reminder that the trainee gets to decide the general design of their racewear
Reminder that base Bourbon has the sluttiest race wear in the game
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>>563606108
Strong at what?
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>>563606152
Lmao, this Torena can't handle his own Trainee.
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we love white sparks
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>>563606108
>neko maya is still so far away
sad
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>>563605796
>Why did Paradox Interactive make 4th of July Seabiscuit so strong
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>tfw i realize having 3 late surgers with dominator means not all of them can activate pump/MPB

perhaps this team comp has a weakness
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Which gang are you joining?
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>>563606275
oh nyo nyo nyo byo does not knyow... he does knot knoll?? oh nyo nyo nyonyonyo byo lacks le critikal knyoledge... it syeems he does not have the knowgin in the noggin oh ho ho ho gyo lacks le information he does nyot possess le thought... oh nyo nyo nyo nyo nyo...
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>>563605887
no flower for you
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>>563606378
Im not a pedo so im taking left
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>>563606378
This one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z87n5TKy6J0
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Ugh 10 races
Im already burnt out...
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>>563606275
most peoople just play this game a few times every scenario and maya lets you get fast learner easily to pad rating

AND HOLY FUCK THIS LAG IS TOO MUCH FOR ME
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>>563604984
No, you have had enough for now
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>>563606551
so are you intentionally wasting people's time or do you think it's funny to post absolute filler trash
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>>563606378
Team medium/premium
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uuuuuuuuuuuuu
madachhi
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
umapyoi umapyoi
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>>563606676
>most peoople just play this game a few times every scenario
I wouldn't call JP fags that don't play the game but obsess over it anyway "people"
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No one has a 3* PWR/mile tiara parent with a .25 velo ult and 5* med sparks on GPs and it's pissing me off. I need it for Nishino
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>>563606676
>AND HOLY FUCK THIS LAG IS TOO MUCH FOR ME
So I'm not the only one who the captcha and posting are fucking awful for? Good.
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>>563606710
gwochacho does not knowchacho...
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>>563606734
>umapyoi
ningenpyoi
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>>563606676
>>563606862
I tought my internet was shiting itself
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Easy game.
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>>563606851
start doing your own runs you bum
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>>563606851
Why even bother with Power parents? Speed is gonna be more important from the next scenario onwards.
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Where the fuck are my charms and recoveries
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>>563606862
https://find.4chan.org/?q=captcha" target="_blank">https://find.4chan.org/?q=captcha
everyone (even pass users, which is kinda ironic) seem to be complaining about it
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test
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STOPP GIVING ME TURFFFFFFFF FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I HATE THIS STUPID FUCKING GAMEEEEEEEEEEE I HAVE 2* TURF 12* MEDIUM HOW IS THIS SHIT EVEN POSSIBLE
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>>563607120
>in 3 months
just any excuse to not play the game
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>log in
>do my 1 seiun sky parent run of mant
>get shit sparks
>log out
see you fellas in 24h
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>>563605796
cygames has never learned proper balancing
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>>563607165
Yeah I don't have to fill any captcha but it's still laggy
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>more and more people flatlining in my A rank club
>but our rank is maintaining
is EoS nearing bros...?
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>fail training
>it turns out it can randomly trigger anshinzawa's spook
>wow I get free acupuncturist instead of infirmary? that doesnt sound so ba-
>it just gives you awful mood
le sigh
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>failed 1% fat Speed training
>two turns later, got Slow Metabolism from fatfuck event
>next turn, first inspiration gave me Mile S and Medium S
>few turns later, infirmary visit did not clear fatfuck status
Would you glue this run? Stats are mid to say the least. She is not gonna survive Kikuka Sho.

update because I forgot to post it 40 minutes ago: I barely hit the stats on last turn but did not get Groundwork or Killer Tunes. Should have glued. All this effort for nothing...
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>>563607006
it’s really sweet how she worries that we might change jobs and leave her alone
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>>563607365
almondbro… we will bounce back…
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>>563607257
I'm not saying you shouldn't play. I'm saying we only have 1 Mile CM in Mant so your Power Mile Nishino is gonna be used 1 time. And right now hitting 1200 Speed Power and Wit is not that hard, even with suboptimal sparks. A Power Nishino is gonna be useless.
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I went from 5 runs a day to 4 to 3 and now I'm thinking about dropping it to 2
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>>563607474
>>563607523
The game is telling you to scoop
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MINNA NO EERU NO
SETE IPPO ZUTSU
KAAA...NAE NIIIKOOOU
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>joins club at around 20th+ place in total fans months ago
>now at top 5
It's like I'm in a shonen anime tourney arc
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>>563607541
aoi mogs the entire playable cast and it’s not even particularly close
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>>563607541
>you're her only friend and probably the only man she'll get to meet since she's surrounded by umas who are female
you basically have to marry aoi, it's the right thing to do.
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>>563607120
Aren't speed sparks only used for ratepadding? Most CM builds I saw in JP only had like 2100+ speed instead of 2200+ (which means bringing around 18* SPD)
But then again I'm not too familiar with GL meta
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>>563607724
Sure thing Aoi
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>>563607541
obviously, thats your canon wife
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>>563607587
i've been averaging 1 run per day since february... just waiting for grand live at this point
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>>563607656
it's time for you to start international arc and demote your current club friends to support character
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>>563607802
You can just imagine Aoi always bringing you up when she's talking with Meek or her father
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>>563607587
I do 1 or 2 unless I have a day to laze around or do nothing of value since.
Before MANT I only did 2 or 3 so nothing really changed that much, so I enjoy the game while other anons drop like flies because they don't have their priorities in order
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>>563607802
my uma already pyoi'd me and I'm no longer fit for marriage, sorry Aoi
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>>563607656
lil bro is in the kasamatsu arc
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>>563607986
If I marry Aoi can I have Meek also?
That's the only way I'd cheat on my wife Riko who told me I couldn't keep Glasse
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>>563607808
If I remember right the Speed cap will be 1600 without any Speed sparks and the Power Cap will be 1300. You use Speed sparks because without them you won't max out Speed.
I'm not saying you will need 18* Speed parents but having a mix of Power and Speed would be ideal.
Personally I'm using 3* Power and 3* Speed Grandparents and hoping I get a 3* Power or Speed Parent
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>>563608159
These videos of umas being put into Ulala's outfit are disturbing, refrain from posting them because I'm afraid of them awakening something within me
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>>563607365
I'm not flatlining, I'm end closing.
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Say something nice about her
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>>563608190
Meek naturally comes along with Aoi. The best part, Aoi is definitely the type to be happy if you happen to also love Meek, and Meek to love you back.
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i clapped

she ate the entire bucket of chicken wings and i clapped
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>>563608379
At least she's only boring and not ugly like Ryan
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>>563606378
Left but Rice can join
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>>563606378
I need to put Urara's small budding breasts whole in my mouth
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>>563608480
You can just call her pretty
Being honest with your words is important
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>>563608379
I will pull for her because she shows her toes in her race outfit
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>>563608379
She's one of the umas of all times
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>>563608379
she could be worse
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Why is the captcha so slow
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>>563608379
she jobs with dignity
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>>563608665
Nah she's average right now but low tier in the near future
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>>563607563
even dancho is flatlining....
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Unironically would prefer captcha to be always this slow. Thread's so clean and chill because of it
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>>563608379
She seems like the perfect uma to put in a frilly dress and bombard with compliments so she shrinks down in embarassment.
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>finally get around to finishing my TTT quest for the SSR card scout
>SSR gold ship
>who i already own one copy of
fucking cleat fodder
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ROADINGU ROADINGU
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>>563608379
Her card is... eh...
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>>563608971
Good taste
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>>563608767
cloudflare is borked
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but it won't be fun to gay post in such a slow thread
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the pedos on here used to at least exclude urara from their hornyposting
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>>563609225
That's the best part
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>>563609118
I believe this card actually features No Reason, though it is difficult to tell.
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Another victim of the Yaeno and Bamboo sameface...
Well both are boring and forgettable so it's no wonder
>>563609370
I'll give you one right now because it's my favorite
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ningenpyoi and umasexo
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>>563609271
that is completely not true. I've seen Haru lewds here regularly since August 2025 when I first discovered /uma/
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sag hex
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>>563609225
Thread is so slow nobody will know my cock is leaking
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If you were an umafuta, which ningen would you sexo?
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>4chins servers dying again
EoS onegai
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>/vm/a is faster than us
Stop being lazy and post. I don't care if the captcha is shit, don't you wanna talk about dicks?
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Anons, I need a third front, I am already using kita and falco, but I feel the other "front ready" umas I have have an useless unique for fronts? I have been enteraining the though of making Ardan a front due her unique and medium gold, but I am not sure... who would you put as third front for the next CM with this roster?
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>>563609271
Is it weird that Urara doesn't do much for me, unlike Nishino?
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>>563605343
He fell for it
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>>563603992
4/10
Too many buttons on her coat.
Do better.
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>>563609694
I'm posting at /vm/a so they reach image limit quicker
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I can't believe mant killed /uma/...
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Thread is better because foids dont have the patience to wait out the captcha
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>>563608190
reminder that happy meek likes them retarded
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hereagaina
katana
umanji
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Capcha?
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>>563609702
Gamble with Daiwa
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I hate Tokai Teio.
I seriously fucking hate her.
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>>563609993
Slow captcha gives me more time to focus on inseminating Teio
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>>563609907
I'm too busy with the new arknights event
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ushipyoi
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>>563610168
is it autism?
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>>563610168
Mating pressing Aoi while our trainees, Mejiro Bright and Happy Meek are watching paint dry in another room.
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>>563610020
I guess I will, I just don't see why people say she's a good front when her unique requires her to be second
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why are you here instead of playing the game?
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>>563610137
why is the new Precure season full of NTR bait?
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>>563610316
>when her unique requires her to be second
it fires when you're first too
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am i doing something wrong with this legacy shit?
why the fuck am i getting medium S only like once every 5-10 runs?
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you just know that Aoi would overpower every male in this thread
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>>563610347
YOU CAN DO BOTH
YOU RETARDED
FAGGOT ASS
BROWN
DUMBFUCK
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>>563610553
bro?
your image?
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>>563610349
I wish it was
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>>563610553 (me)
sorry, wrong image
idk what the fuck happened
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>>563610553

Pink inspiration chance is abysmally low no matter what the gaslighters tell you.
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>>563610347
I love Chrono Ritual post
I love it so much I will play the game now
After some flatlining
Zzzz
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>>563610553
Fimbulvetr has hit Tracen in your game that's the problem. Snow and ice made everything white.
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>>563602481
what is her problem
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>>563610553
MANT has lower spark rates bwo, haven't you heard?
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>>563610316
It procs when you're in a good position, but not at a right time, which is why it's a gamble
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>>563610347
I'm busy bro I'm playing fucking mahjong man I'm straight up jonging my shit riichi style until I leak out a little haneman out of my drippy dama you know what I'm sayin'
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>>563610553
Image is blank. If you want medium S more often and it's not just very unlucky runs, you need better medium stars or (often even more important) higher affinity. you can get over 50% chance of medium S hitting each run, though it needs both good sparks and good affinity.
>>563610717
you have 6 pinks and they each have 2 shots to trigger. you can get individual pinks above 10% chance to trigger each time, those are nowhere near abysmal odds for something you get 12 rolls on.
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>>563610553
even with hyperrefined MANT parents your chance to get a pink spark is still like 4% at most
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>>563610706
you want 3* on your direct parents gwo
2* is like 5% as opposed to 3* which is 10%
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>>563610706
https://chronogenesis.net/affinity_calculator
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fuji ace for TT mile or CM fo today?
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>>563610979
Where are you 'jonging? Was planning to reroll Majsoul for a Sao collab slut and go back to the vice because I hate myself
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Unironically what did Curren-chan actually DO that it's just the universal joke that she's a massive cockslut? Because I clearly was not part of the meme when it started.
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time to humiliate teio once again by forcing her to race with mile B
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Slow day innit?
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>>563611113
What meme
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>>563611090
Mahjong Soul, yeah. Only real other option you have outside of that is Riichi City and that has shittier ranked points distribution overly punishing players who finish 3rd imo

I love Umamusume: Pretty Derby. One of my favorite umas is Maruzensky because I want to have sex with her
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>mile b g3s
>instant loses even with perfect stats and skills
>long b g1s
>win by distance
I don't get it
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>>563611207
Cloudflare is barely functioning right now which neuters our ability to post
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>>563611113
She has a umafans
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Thank you, daily pulls.
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>>563611278
>>I love Umamusume: Pretty Derby. One of my favorite umas is Maruzensky because I want to have sex with her
I don't recall posting this
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>>563611289
you can get easily brocked in miles
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I love the hustle and bustle of uma city
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>mood down
>Mood Down
>MOOD DOWN
AAIIEEEEEEEEIEIEIEIEE
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>>563611289
mile is luck check
long is stam check
simple as
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>>563611278
>>563611342
Weird when did I post these?
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teio teio teio
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AAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEE MY CAREER IS BRIIIIIIIICKED
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I've started failing ura runs at the start to get my dailies finished
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
EVERY
SINGLE
FUCKING
TIME
I DECIDE TO TRAIN THIS STUPID FUCKING BRAT
YOU DONKEY
HOW DO YOU FUCKING LOSE AN OP RACE
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>>563610347
I'm going for a honeyade
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>>563604452
Why is Curren the image of every Celebration Mission? Even those that aren't sprint related?
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>>563611048
those don’t look like terrible odds
i’m assuming it’s per inspiration so 2x per run should be about 60% right?
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>>563611489
Tei o oooo

>>563611641
What's calling Tokai Teio Breeze Chopper?
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>>563611641
kek
>>563611720
ask a chatbot to run the odds for you, or watch a youtube video on statistics
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deio sdebbu on my face
honeyade in my mouth
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>>563611641
My Teio never loses
The secret is to take her to an abandoned corner of the avenue, preferably your changing room, get close to her, and right before the race, whisper on her ear, sensually, you lose the race I break your leg
Works every time
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>>563611489
Teio is really cute
I will get her pregnant
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>>563611714
shut up and Look At Curren
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>>563611113
I don't believe she ever did anything. I'm sure it started with the lobby line that said Curren wasn't a pure sort of cute like Falco was.
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>>563611113
she's extremely addicted to umasta/social media, she's always a bit flirty with (You), so she's easy to fit into the instagram thot category
Falco saying that "her cuteness is of the devilish kind" stoked the fires, and now Curren is memed as a harlot
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test
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>>563604452
Finally I get to run the satsuki sho instead of piss in my pants stakes dirt G3 (same day as japanese derby)
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>>563611489
Bakushin bakushin bakushin = Teio teio teio > Golshin golshin golshin
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>>563611310
And Digitan is her top donator
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>>563611714
curren whores herself for 150 carats
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I got sad reading this thinking her mom is disabled or something but reading it again it just mean Nishino is just away in Trecen now
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that's some wide Curren
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>>563611113
She tries to steal you from Scarlet during FanFest in Scarlet's career
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>>563611113
she cucks scarlet in scarlet's own fan fest (this always happens btw)
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>>563612080
nishino's product was 99.1% pure, her mother can only cook up to 97% pure.
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>>563612080
nop, the mom’s just a bad cook and Nishino is worried her dad might die from a stomach infection
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surely this will be the run
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>>563612080
The only solution is to make her a mom herself
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>>563612162
scarlet deserves it for not putting out sooner. tracen is filled with beautiful and rich umas that are used to getting what they want, if you find a good man you gotta lock him down before another uma steals him away.
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>>563612162
Fuji comes to fuck you in someone else's career and no one calls her a slut, they just say she wants torena no matter who his trainee is
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succubus...
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>>563612162
so do umas that you meet in support card events and career events not have a trainer? why do these randos that don't have any connection to you come to you for advice?
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Bros, is this a viable mant parent?
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Fuck yeah, 3* Sprinters Stakes.
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Foot aries room
53854820
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>>563612349
because it's opera O but i like opera O...
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>>563612382
GLORY EYES!
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>>563612349
in opera's event you get to choose
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>>563612430
cause you are the only relevant trainer
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How is this for CM14?
She also has Triumphant Pulse but thats not in the photo
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>want to practice for cm
>go to rooms
>everyone is SS while I'm S
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i did not get a single gold inspiration today
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>>563612195
>>563612317
This is the fate of all tsunderes.
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>>563612667
come to my friendly room >>563612504
I don't have any SS
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manhattan cuckè
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>Curren Chan with her former jockey Kenichi Ikezoe and her 2016 gray filly by Lord Kanaloa later named Curren Moe
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>>563612430
i would sometimes ask professors questions if they were nearby, even if i wasn’t following their classes
but also most of the support events start by you finding an uma doing some dumb shit and going teacher mode to make sure they don’t do dumber shit
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>>563612839
I fucking love Uma's stealing tore-chans from eachother.
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>>563612854
Oyakodon >3
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What in the goddamn...
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>>563612953
>t. curren chan
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>>563611720
its 50%. either you get med S or you dont.
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Fuck me, she's adorable. 10/10 daughter material. I want to adopt her, give her headpats and protect her from all evil.
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>>563613208
SEXOOOOOOOO
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>>563612953
doto would say this
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so like
is Curren still alive?
where is she now?
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「HPED」?
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>>563612839
imagine the umas catfighting in the middle of Tracen's hall
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>>563612504
results
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>>563613208
You are going to get raped, do not trust her
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Why is this little shit so cursed for me

I dont get it, she has a speed/Power growth i should be effortlessly getting her to SS over and over but I keep falling short in stats
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>>563606159
i look like this
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>>563613396
she’s at shadai w/ scarlet
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>>563613396
>is Curren still alive?
>born 2007
yeah still alive, should be 19YO right now
>where is she now?
Last foal was in 2024, I assume she has retired as a broodmare since then (or they skipped a year for some reason, but seeing how jbis doesn't have an entry for 2026, I would assume retirement)
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>>563613526
Same. 5 runs and she keeps undershooting speed and/or strength.
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post something cute
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>>563606159
nobody looks like this
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who made a Mambo club in nekoconne
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>>563613753
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>>563613696
it's a shame she retired, I would have booked a breeding session. once you get over the embarrassment of them noticing you're showing up without a horse, it goes fine.
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>>563613753
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Guess who forgot a master hammer for the last race!
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>auto refresh is 20s
holy DEAD
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Kitasan card gave me corner recovery only once in the past 2 weeks wtf is up with that, before that I would get it pretty much every run
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>>563613753
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>>563613909
I've seen posts like this multiple times this month, were all of those yours?
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Grass Wonder is far more dangerous than she lets on.
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>>563613696
Curren is back in her homefarm since 2024
it's on jp wiki
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Good night friends!!! Fix the reply timers!
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>>563613753
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>>563614070
no, just most, I've seen a few from other people
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>>563613753
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>>563614165
Creeku...
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I lucked out of greens in an otherwise good run... I grabbed dodging danger, taking the lead and focus... sure these can trigger groundwork but its maximum gambling...
I have outer post proficency and competitive spirit and I am running 3 fronts, should I grab these two too?
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look at her
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>>563614028
uoh maintenance sex with Rock Rice
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the hell
literally everyone is from this Shadai farm
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>>563614264
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im developing a ningen fetish
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>>563614378
oy cool it down with the antisemitic remarks stop noticing
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>>563614378
yeah?
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>>563614165
They made her extra fat in the anime (this is a good thing)
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>>563614378
don’t look too deep or the shadai mafia will come and crush your kneecaps while you sleep
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>>563613753
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10 runs with 10 medium sparks and 2 mile sparks (that are on a grandparent that is the same uma as my trainee, btw) and I've gotten Mile S twice and Medium S 0 (zero) times.
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>>563614142
gn gn
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boop
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>>563614502
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>>563614674
Wao...
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>>563613909
my dear normalfag, anons truly are amazing creatures. You can learn everything there is to know about them in a month, yet after decades, they can still surprise you
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She's so small. Kek. Everyone else has the Gold Ship POV on her
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>>563611113
IT'S ALL FALCO'S FAULT!!!
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>>563614502
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>>563614614
that luck sucks, but I'm a little bit reassured, I thought I was alone in getting all this shit luck, when anons are just SHITTING out medium S aces within 40 minutes of rolling Nishino
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>>563614828
She should not be able to get blocked by anyone, and pass others by just running between their legs.
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It feels good to be the little Satan for once
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Got dupes for Dahbe's SSR guts and the golden whore's SSR speed with 1500 paid carats. Why am I so unlucky? I will never catch up.
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>>563614781
I know he's only 19 but the wrinkles around his muzzle make him look so much older
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>>563614254
>DD mentioned
>But not PP/ign wit
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>>563614941
ningen sexo
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>>563615186
>he fell for the scamcha
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>>563615186
you were supposed to hold on till tach speed comes out
That's when you could even out the playing field
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New (old) reaction image just dropped
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I'm starting to learn I like the dumb energetic girls like Fuku, Tickezo, and Kawakami Princess...
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whats the actual point of friend gauge on friend card, I know that the chances of events increases as it goes up but surely that cant be it right
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dead thread
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>>563615191
He is a retiree now. I think he can look old now, but damn he was a handsome horse in his prime.
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>>563615186
Shichi SSR is useful for the debuff at least
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>>563615515
Nobody likes those umas though
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apparently Falco is at Lex Stud
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>Hey Sirius, maybe forcing everyone on the track way over-capacity just makes it so everyone has a shitty and unsafe time training? So maybe we should schedule everyone apart over time instead to maximize all of their gains?
>And if they’re late?
>Then… don’t be late? If I’m always late to my job, I get fired. Why should umas be treated any differently?
>Pfft, whatever you say, fascist. Don’t come to school tomorrow, if you know what’s good for you…
Literally every scene she’s in, I find her more and more annoying. It’s astounding, really.
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>>563615568
That's it for now
they didn't have the technology at this point to figure out you could put bonuses on cards if they have bond
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>>563615613
>13
you will die now...
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>>563615685
men just dont get it
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>>563615515
Genki girls are cute and fun.
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>>563615186
look forward to the next scamcha, some mad cunt got creek off it
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>>563615685
You aren't supposed like Sirius so it seems like its a job well done
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>>563615685
Take the Silly Symboli pill.
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>>563615685
made for domination loss and impregntion
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>>563615685
when umas say retarded shit like this you're supposed to just apply your hand firmly to their backside and order them to knock it off
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>>563615609
They all were, look at Doto in his prime and now, he was so lean and fearsome back then
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>>563615890
i love this artist. i love how cute they draw her. i want her to suffocate me with her breasts.
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>>563615610
SHIT I NEED RYAN OR FUKU TO DO THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>563615685
>>563615890
*smooch* *smack* *slurping noises*
>>
>>
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the greatest ass from the land of the rising sun, the Japanese U-M-A-M-U-S-U-M-E!
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Got dupes for Dahbe's SSR guts and the golden whore's SSR speed with 1500 paid carats. Why am I so unlucky? I will never catch up, I only got welfares and shitty cards.
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>>563615868
Well, considering most of the Western fanbase calls her their “based commie dommy mommy”, they could’ve done better at it
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>>563616078
Fucking hnnng.
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>>563615685
>check your privilege, Rudolf
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>>563615685
The question is: what will Fuji Kiseki do with this information?
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>>563616139
no one real and non jeet says that
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>>563616084
that’s america’s ass
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>>563611072
2 hours have passed and nobody gave me an answer.
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does anyone have some good pics of IRL Kitasan? I remember some being posted a few weeks back and would like to save some of that magnificent beast.
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>>563616078
juggle deez umaballs
*unzips umapants*
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>>563615685
Yeah ok but she calls me puppy so I win
Is the fucking captcha still shit what the hell
>>
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>>563616324
yeah
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>>563616347
just go to netkeiba
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>>563616347
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>>563616456
No Sirius, I'm Luna's trainer and I will dance with her
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>>563616534
just let the boy run…
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>>563615685
just say something in french and kwaboli will instantly start crying and kneeling
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STOP RIGHT THERE, TRAINER!
You have been visited by
OFFICER KISEKI OF THE LOCAL UMA POLICE DIVISION
No arrest warranted but if only you say something nice about her on her birthday
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>>563616456
I walk past her and ask Rudolf if I can have this dance
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>>563616765
iirc she speaks french a couple of times in the game, so that won't work
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>>563616798
your titties are huge and if you had a dick i wouldn't hesitate to get on my knees
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>>563616798
>OFFICER KISEKI
but she's not the green haired one...
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>>563616508
that's exactly the sort of thing I was hoping for
thank you anon
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>>563616798
she's a very gorgeous uma, i hope one of her characters spook me
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Did you know? Tamamo Cross is a devout Catholic
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Any cuties around?
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>>563616798
She's beautiful, reliable, and always does her best to make others smile. I love Fuji Kiseki.
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>>563616798
when I'm training her I try my best in suppressing my libido, I don't want her to see me masturbate while I'm thinking of cumming all over her princely face while she holds my hand
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>>563616798
tits not big enough
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>>563616798
I like her more capricious way of being a dorm mama when compared to HishiAma
Her entire vaudeville thing is really cool as well
Too bad she sucks as an actual trainee but can’t have it all I guess
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Rudolf is very pretty
But I could stand to see less of her while I’m running Sirius Wit
Please let me get my gold skill, Luna
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hey
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>>563617869
RickeyTikkiRabi
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>>563617869
stay away from my son
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>everything but gw
sad sad
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>>563617850
>she sucks as an actual trainee
She might not be considered meta but she's not bad. Her growth rates are excellent, her skills are decent, her ultis are good, and I've never had any problems winning all of the races in MANT with her.
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>>563617962
ricker ribber

>>563617978
*licks lips*
nyo I don't think I will...
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So do we know if this is cloudfare or 4chan shitting the bed
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https://x.com/i/status/2044007765530579383
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fug I forgot about these. I don't want to do 3 more MANTs. whatever 500 carats is only like 3 pulls
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>>563617231
Hey
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>>563617991
I guess I don’t like her enough because every time I do a career with her I just end up wishing I was doing a Taiki career instead
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>>563618138
I'll donate if I get my tax refunds
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>>563618191
Fair enough, I have the same issue but with me I'm always wishing I was doing a Fuji run.
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MANT gets repetitive after a while
The whiplash between good run and glue run is painful
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>>563614028
>rockman
>rock-uma
GENIUS
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>>563615685
>This is why I loathe talking to the priviledged
>Coming from the same rich ass household as Rudolph
She's the gift that keeps on giving.
I kind of see her view point on this but it doesn't make her any less stupid about it.
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URA gets repetitive after a while
The whiplash between good run and glue run is painful
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>>563617869
Rickey Rabu! Clubbie loooove~
>>
One particular thing that grinds my gears is this one depiction of Oguri with a female trainer and she just becomes completely out of character going from a lovable dork to a charming lady killer for some reason.
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I did some URA runs and have 5 +B characters, what do I do to advance? Do the next careero mode, team trials, just wait?
>>
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>>563618519
>She's talking about the (((privileged)))
Based
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>>563618574
Oh fuck I realized what was bothering me so much now this is the fucking gaslight face I hate that face so fucking much its unreal and dont youf aggots dare post it either
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>>563618561
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>focuses on the retarded face and non-canon attitude on a piece of fanart instead of the delicious thighs, big ass and kiss/bite marks
I knew you guys were autists and homos
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>>563618574
>foids want to fuck oguri
Is this like how Turbo is erotic?
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dead thread
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Aries Room
38511984
38511984
cloudflare must kill itself
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>>563618870
OOC breaks my immersion and ruins it.
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>>563618607
Creek my beloved.
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My club is doing a pretty good job of being out of any drama this month
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Mambochou ate a puppy
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>>563618578
Did you clear the main story chapters for the welfare SSRs?
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kino...
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>lose unity final despite multiple b rank and +50 stats
when do we get the option to clock this shit? gl update?
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Fix posting already, j00t.
>>563618846
Looooove~ Fufufu...~
>>563619259
Wow. No way!
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>>563619343
Not yet but I already got like 7-8 SSR's from pulls and event gibs, do I need to get those? Can I uncap those easier or smth?
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I spent all of my carrots on Daiwa's big tits (I only got one) and now I have no more carrots
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slowest fastest general now huh
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>>563619410
>Playing unity despite 5 people saying how dogshit it was
it's ok bwo mant is worse cuz it takes too long!!!!!
enjoy the unity team races
hahahahaha
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>>563619534
You at least went to pity to get LB1, right?
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>>563616798
Uh oh, I can't think of anything. Guess you'll have to arrest and brutally punish me hahahaaaaaa.
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>>563619410
But the story is better than MANT's right?
You should enjoy this more bro! Don't do MANT, it sucks! amirite?
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>>563619636
no...
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>>563619531
nta The story cards aren't really good, except the last one Sirius, which is actually pretty good. The McQueen one is "usable" if you really don't have another STA card to use. But yeah the Sirius card is good enough to complete the story mode. I don't know if someone who just started have enough to MLB it though
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>>563619531
You can uncap welfare SSRs using club points, so yes they are easier to uncap than gacha SSRs. The latest welfare card, Team Sirius, is considered usable for the latest scenario, as well. You should definitely try to get through the stories, when you can.
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>>563619843
What did we tell you about rolling without a spark...?
Was this in your pull plan?
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>>563619534
i dropped 50 on her, got no ssrs and less than 10 srs, then 80 on the nishino and got 4 3* with two of them being new
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>>563618995
kino
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>>563619419
m-mhm...
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>>563619965
>Was this in your pull plan?
No lol, I had like 7k carrots total
>>563619979
I got a Fine Motion and Vega with my 50 so I can't be as upset as you
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one more month till pamachan comes out
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>>563620140
You can probably recover, just update your pull plan, as painful as it is to see some of your planned banners go red
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>>563620140
i'm just saying pulling cards is shit and everyone who gets mlb in a spark should explode
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/uma/chachos...
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Anyone checked other generals to see if were the most active right now? It wouldnt surprise me
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>Ankle, megaphone
>Fail a 4%
>16th next race
epic
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>>563620318
>just update your pull plan,
...is that a thing I'm supposed to have?
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>>563620623
Bad seed run is a thing
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>>563620578
just use 4stats bwo
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>>563620576
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>NHK mile cup
NASTY HORSE KOCK MILE CUP
>CBC sho
CUMTASTIC BIG COCK SHO
>JBC sprint
JUICY BLACK COCK SPRINT
>american JCC
AMERICAN JUICY COCK CAROUSEL
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>>563620576
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I don't think I can stand another 3 months of this shit.
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>jannies having a hard time too
what a relief
post umanko
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>>563620576
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How the fuck are you guys getting guts
Without stamina training or Riko it's entirely RNG on whether you get enough race rewards/guts items in the shop to not be a gutslet
Do you just buy a guts anklet and pray everyone stacks on it during summer or something?
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>>563620706
Anon…
Use https://umacaratcalculator.com/
Structure it around the running style you’re hoping to main in the future
Card banners should outnumber Uma banners. If you need help choosing card banners, feel free to ask
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>>563620576
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I don't know why but Oguri looks very attractive to me here
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>Card banners should outnumber Uma banners
gaaay
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>>563620967
I already have a hard time getting the important stats maxed out, so I ignore guts and hope I get enough items and events to make up for it.
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>>563620967
you know you're allowed to click a training people go to during summer even if it doesn't light up rainbow, right? guts is the highest stats per training base in the game by a lot, so it's pretty typical to see you only have 1 rainbow with 1 person on it and then check guts to see it has 3 people and realize it's a better turn to train there over your solo rainbow. especially because the stat bonuses still work, if kitasan and ntr are on guts then the guts training is still going to give really good power from their power buffs.
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If your oshi was a launch uma like Bakushin does it get harder and harder to run her in CM and not fucking die as time goes on
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>>563620930
Don't worry, the 4 months after that are allegedley even worse if JPbros are to be believed
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>>563621001
didn't know this was a thing lol, thanks for spoonfeeding
I have basically all the umas I want and then some, so I'll definitely make use of this for cardpulling
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>>563620967
With Stamina Training
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>>563621198
don't torture your oshi every cm, shrimple as
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>>563621248
Grand Live is better than MANT so it shouldn't be "worse". It just still sucks because FUCK YOU ME SIT ON A CORRECT TRAINING
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>>563618125
>>563619419
>>563620136
nts with shotas...
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>>563620909
Curren would say this on an alt account to get it out of her system
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>>563621248
From what I remember, they said that it will be better because it's shorter than MANT, but you will curse the RNG constantly
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>>563621198
rapeshin
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>>563621248
nah GL is kino unlike the pure shit MANT is
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>gaslightlator says that my 630 stam 620 guts 1.1k wit uma still has 99% spurt with 98% survival rate at normal mood without any recoveries
surely no one brings a stam debuffer right haha
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Uma Musume sucks until we get the France scenario
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>>563620136
Mhm! Mhhhhm~
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>super creek, finemo, kitasan, nice nature
>all meta
>all have 15 training effectiveness so they're good even when they aren't rainbowing
nyoticing
so if i have to choose between sr power bourbon or sr power hayahide i should choose hayahide
bourbon friendship highrolls stand no chance against hayahide make every single training she's on better
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>>563621594
even with a debuffer you're still at like 95% and that's assuming mystifying murmur which no one is bringing just domslop
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>>563621626
L'arc sucks because Mei is a whore who refuses to pop up until halfway through classic
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>>563621626
I hated L'arc. The only good thing about it is how short it is. Other than that it's just boring.
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>NIGGA DID I JUST CATCH YOU HAVING FUN?
What was her fucking problem?
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>>563621626
Grandmasters is the best early scenario
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>>563621805
>how short it is
Already the best scenario for me
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>>563621991
nothing at all, ayabe is just a schizo who assumes her sister is an asshole
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>>563621725
If you have to, sure
Biwa has similar energy drain to Air Groove though, so keep that in mind while deckbuilding
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>>563621991
She's dead and you're 12
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>>563621725
biwa has energy event toll you have to pay for using her
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>>563621725
Bro... Only Neicha is 15
SC and FM are 10 and Kita is 5
They're good for different reasons
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Gentildonna and Ryan training you. Will you survive?
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63401293
PLEASE JOIN WITH MILE UMA I NEED DATA PLEASEEEE JOIN I BEG OF YOU PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEE
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Whats the last uma you all nutted to?
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>>563622272
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>>563622321
>Bro... Only Neicha is 15
Blindbro...? I could give you the pass if you just forgot about uniques but MLB FM is just a flat out 15% on the card
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>>563622165
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>>563622197
Fuku's dead sister is a lot nicer.
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>>563622330
Replace Ryan with Bobo please. If I get to sex them after, I will survive.
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>>563621991
>when you successfully make a tulpa but it turns out she's also a schizo
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>>563622393
Dream Journey
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>>563622393
I think Nishino Flower AI slop
I'd do it again
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>>563621198
You get alt skins to counter the power creep, and then evolved skills. Taiki's default is the only release Uma still in S for JP, though it bounces around a little as cards change what's meta, but Bakushin's new skin is in double SS for example
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>>563622321
>He thinks he was talking about RB
it's TE
>This took 30 seconds to post
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ichiban daiwa umanko
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>>563622393
>>563622516
funny, same
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>>563622389
6/9
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>Likes the one video of Loves only you giving birth because uma
>my entire twitter TL now filled with horse birthing
What the fuck man
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>>563621991
I never understood how people can feel so much survivor's guilt that they ruin their lives or outright kill themselves. Then again, I am an autistic, antisocial retard.
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>>563622272
>>563622405
>MANT dead last in both
shillbros....
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>>563622516
>>563622619
Filly enjoyers!
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Ryan is unironically a great girl and waifu material but she needs different hair and fashion sense
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>>563621248
theme wise GL is rat crap and just as rng heavy as the any other mode
wish we could skip right to GM and beyond
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>>563622670
same thing happened to me
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>>563622393
i have a white with blue stripes tenga i like to imagine is Mirakomanko i exclusively fuck it 3 to 4 times a day, i love getting high and fucking it a lot even after nutting i keep going even if i'm too sensitive from nutting i love the stingy pain and i keep fucking it imagining it is Mirako, getting high helps a lot too staying hard as a rock and nutting nonstop
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>>563622272
>>563622405
>Sugar Lights most popular NPC
Based. It's normal and healthy to prefer even a crippled uma over ningen.
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first ace down, two to go
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>>563622753
This. Getting the best ending in GL is also a huge pain in the ass. I only got it once on JP.
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it would have been more funny if akebono and nishino had switched backstories
akebono being a giant grade schooler and nishino being a fully grown tiny adult is a better idea
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>>563622272
>>563622405
>this anon is better at graphic design then me
why do i feel self-consciuous?
>file name
ah well, at least it's not my passion
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did iran launch missiles on isreal again or why is this japanese horseracing forum so slow?
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>>563622805
Thats sugoi anonny....wish I could see how much drios out of mirako when you're done with all that

>>563622801
Stop making me thirsty for uma milk
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>>563622393
I think it was Hishiama.
Try not to jerk off to my trainees though.
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How strong is NSM on CM13, Tokyo 2400m? Is it bad because it's on a corner?
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>>563623030
Oguri ate the servers
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>>563622393
Admire Groove. Found a pic of her big fat tits in a bikini while looking for some documents and I had to cum in my ona then and there. That kind of thing hasn't happened to me in a bit.
>>563622495
Based Bourbon enjoyer.
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>>563623030
https://www.cloudflarestatus.com/
look at how fucked everything is
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12 days left
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>Falco doujin
HOEH
>[Chinese]
hoeh...
>cucked
eh......
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>>563623031
>>563623220
reading how feral some of you anons are does something to me
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boysex is it just on my end or is posting and captcha loading exceptionally long right now
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>>563622975
I find the idea that the grade schooler has better notes everyone uses to be funnier
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>>563623347
Dirt girls are just like that
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>get my first 3* on a mid Unity Cup run for anniversary
>6 speed/3 Power
I'll take it.
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pick 1, and only 1 and why
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>>563623395
see >>563623237. cloudflare is dying, the whole internet is using it like the retarded mongoloids humanity is.
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>>563623390
Good that was my intention McQueen anonny, and I'll keep doing it!
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>>563622393
Curren Chan. specifically from this doujin (artist: awei)
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>>563623525
Creek, because I'm a man
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new cryer
>>563623525
boysex
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>>563623525
tama
she's the least bad out of all of them
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>>563623031
honestly it gets really messy on the 2nd to 3rd fuck so i've been having to use a towel to prevent cum dropping everywhere, makes it easier to clean after but is still a chore
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>>563623525
2, obviously. Nakadashi --> impregnation is my fetish
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>>563623390
I'm not feral, I'm healthy and have a lot of cum.
>>563623559
Its very unfortunate that they took over all the infra. DDOS's be damned.
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>>563623261
pits and tits
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Why are we so slow?
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>>563622393
Cheval Grand
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>>563622393
I've never nutted to an uma, not even her
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>>563623712
you're supposed to attach a teio picture to this post
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>>563622393
Agnes Digitial and Mejiro Dober.
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>>563623525
Creek because she's always been my wife. I love wholesome, sweet characters.
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>>563623871
You're well within your rights to nut to Ardan, Anon. I will fight for your rights.
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>>563623525
>pick 1
Creek
>and why
I love Creek, simple as.
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fucking excuse me
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>>563623603
teasing is mean

>>563623712
goodness...

>>563623748
mmm, that makes sense~
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>>563623880
why? i'm talking about Mirako here
you want to lick my cock after i fuck Teio or something?
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>>563623048
I don't think there's any ticketable SSR that you'd want at 0LB. Generally, people recommend using the tickets to get a good card (Kitasan, FM, Creek, maybe NN if you like lates) to a usable LB. You should probably post a screenshot of your card inventory if you want decent deck advice.
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>>563624167
My little sister used to do this to me while I slept and now I like it when there’s a heavy weight on my chest. What I wouldn’t give to have Tamamo cross atop of me while I slept
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The ERPers adapted to the delay in posting and are now edging in between posts
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Do we need another ESLgod to pick up Star Blossom just like it happened with Cingray? Holy shit, slow fuckers are 10 eps behind the vietbrowns
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>>563623614
>a WEI
I'll check it out later for that semen demon

>>563623712
Wow messy...I can imagine all the lewd wet sounds itd be making. I love hearing the details

>>563623748
Don't brag about that or Ill want a sample

>>563623871
It makes me mad to hear that. Id make you change that myself desu, she's so good for it

>>563624167
You deserve it for getting flustered
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>>563624236
>licking Anon's dick clean after he fucks his wife
I didn't know I need this...
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Which one, /uma/?
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>Fast learner hat
>Also it's the most dogshit run ever
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I like when anons ERP about their umasturbatory habits, makes me feel like I'm part of a gigantic umaorgy
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>>563624427
Right, but without the cape.
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>>563624395
You can't fool me, this is a falseflag to make people think Teiobros wouldn't do this but it's actually what they do
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>>563622393
Gold City
Used my imagination to imagine I was fucking her in the shower after a race win
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>>563624236
w-well...if you insist...
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At least I can now confirm for myself that the weird gayposting isn't exclusive to EU hours.

Go ahead and keep posting, it doesn't bother me, just confirming a personal suspicion. Good night Amerifriends and hope you all find whatever happiness means to you
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finally, some much needed Mirako appreciation
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>>563624395
7 and I rape this anon
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>>563624564
I'm not smart enough for mind games like that, Anon...
When are you going to fuck your gf or wife next?
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Guys I have to go to work can I get one (You) please?
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>>563624361
you need to stop hogging all the other anons...or else I might target you exclusively so your misdeeds can be put to an end
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>I see less posts about how some retard hates mant/the game/sparks/JP posters
>Gayposting (but with a game character attached to the post) increases
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
to be blessed with an IQ in the triple digits
and also with the fortune of not being molested in the past
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Can I make decent MANT parents with Sweepy yet?
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>>563624167
>>563624361
well this talk about Mirako really got me excited, hard and twitching but it's not good, it is not a good time to get high, i still have to finish my chores, get groceries and make dinner, this is annoying
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>>563624716
I'm not falling for that you sicko, I'd never tell you I'll fuck my wife Nice Nature during the recess behind the Tracen Academy building
Shame on you!
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>you niggas are ERPing again
Never mind, I'm glad to leave.
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>>563624815
Here you go, Taiki bwo. Have a calm day at work.
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>>563623525
Because I'm not a retard.
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>>563624892
Define decent
You can make S/S+ with shit affinity and no skills or you can make A+ with good affinity and lots of skills (but lower odds for good main sparks because lower grade)
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Where are the maidos when you need them
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>>563624923
a quick one wouldn't hurt anon...come on, just a fast one...okay?
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>>563624815
no
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bwos where is NTR anon why they haven't posted today i miss them :3
did the scatjeet poster ruined his vibes?
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>>563625037
Oh I was thinking the latter
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damn having hesitant pace chaser really does make a difference, suddenly started winning a bit more when I'm using an uma with that + 2 doms and not just 2 doms
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>>563625229
It works then, about 1.5 hours per uma I think
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>>563624829
Guess I have to admit I've gotten exactly what I wanted when I decided to ask the thread about their recent uma masterbation, oops...too late now hmm

>>563624923
Shame but I've for sure seen you post that swimsuit mirako before so next time I see it I'm going to imagine that sloppy onahole

>>563625030
Call me when you get back from work takinonners
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>>563624836
Are you nyooooticing yet?
Or how there's never scatposting and anti-jp posting at the same time?
Or that everytime there's an anti-jp or anti-stego/ntr or OP image autism it's always two minutes apart from one another?
Or how everytime an incendiary bastard is told to provide proof they play the game, they deflect and never provide proof?
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>>563625030
Would you like to join us? I bet you're cute.
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>>563625437
Cafe's eyes are so pretty.
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>>563625437
I dont notice anything
Except for your file name
Nice
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>>563625030
there's no need to be shy, we don't bite!
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>>563625661
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>no NTRposter stop posting
>suddenly thread full of Gayshit and ERPfaggotry (again)
>it will stop again when he's back
I'm nyoooooticing
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I like to imagine there’s at least one glowie in the thread and they’re trying to ERP to blend in
Some 50-something year old grizzled government agent posting cute pictures of horse girls while trying to think of a horny way to phrase his next sentence
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Stop edging me Maru, those are perfectly fine sparks, but why didn't you give me blue*3...
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>>563625736
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Bancho is kinda cute
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>>563625792
I like to think that too, with the added spice that he convinced his boss that it's his dayjob but spends govt money to shitpost and play umamusume unironically
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>>563625903
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>>563625767
she will never be back, she is in my club and said she will stop posting for a month
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>>563625767
Stop nyoooticing and kiss me.
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is buying the energy MAX drink THAT bad?
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>>563626019
there's just no reason to
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Teio!
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>>563625923
What's that weird ass thing on her nose I don't know horse lore
>>563626019
It's literally useless so yeah that may be a little bad
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>>563625923
This is true
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>>563626019
Ask yourself how often you've maxed out on energy in the middle of a mant run
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>>563626019
if you can get a cheeky use out of it, it's alright, but there's usually better things to buy.
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>>563625792
These days they can just have an LLM spit out responses, shaving off some of the potential embarrassment
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>>563626143
Pretty sure it's just a piece of tape, but I believe it's referencing a shadow roll the IRL horse wore.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadow_roll
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>>563625792
This is what happens IRL
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>>563626019
Ive had the ones that also give me +5 energy help out
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Ah crap. Golshi week is after CM12. I can't be lazy and grind out Golshi week while building CM12 aces.
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Which one do I pick?
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>>563625437
It really was very obvious. I fail to understand how does everyone keep falling for it.
Even now it's probably not posting because of how slow the captcha is, and even more on multiple devices.
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>>563626019
The smaller ones that give +5 energy instead of just +8 max energy are good for when you want to race but hit zero energy the turn before. You should get them if you can imo.
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>>563626486
Nothing
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>>563626019
The +5 energy version is good to save you from racing on 0 energy. The +8 max energy version is practically useless.
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mods I know shit's fucked right now, but it would be nice if you got rid of the ERPing
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10 borrows when?
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Wow Luna, ANOTHER 3* blue! I'm starting to like this hors a whole lot.
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Is that a camera?
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>>563626084
>>563626143
Hmm I can see that
>>563626189
I've only done one run so I'm new
>>563626407
>>563626569
>>563626616
good to know, thank you
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>>563626668
Why'd it eat my picture
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>>563626486
corner recovery and hydrate are risk free
these can choke
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>>563625437
or how it stops completely when you point it out and they have to come up with a new one?
You'd imagine that attention whoring homosexuals would keep going regardless of if you point out how faggy they are but I guess they aren't really gay, go figure.
>>
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>>563626668
>>563626712
FFFUUUUUUU Now I look like an idiot!!!!!
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>>563626687
Certified Tabaru moment
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I'm loving Chiyo's new Racewear, I swear its like she's even faster now
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>"""straights""" are insecureposting AGAIN
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I NEED TO CUM INSIDE AN UMAAAAAAA
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>>563625437
that nigga's posting style is so distinct and obvious, yet anons can't help but bite the bait instead of ignoring or making IT post proof of playing to shut it up
>>
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Scat Anon, are you here?
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Next thread will be better
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Gossip Lovers, like various anons suggested
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>>563626813
i want you.
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>>563627290
hmm? why is that?
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Jesus this site has been lagging all day, how are you faggots managing to erp right now
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>>563627020
You can even effectively filter him and all his replies without much effort, and without accidentally filtering other anons' posts
>>
Brosex
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>>563627406
you know why
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>>563627498
Apparently, faggots have more passion for ERP than uma players have for the game.
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no horny
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>>563627521
A techie shouldn't be running on dirt.
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It is evening
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>>563627498
my will to jerk off, be gay, and play uma at the same time is far stronger than your sole will to play and discuss uma. how does that make you feel?
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>>563627591
true! I do actually...ehehe
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>>563627639
Yes? Fags are degenerates and want to be anyone but themselves so checks out
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>>563625970
>>563625903
>>563625736
>>563625661
wholesome
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>>563627946
>>563627946
>>563627946
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>page 2
bro

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