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>Global Game News
Link your account to Cygames iD
Current Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"
Current Rate Up Trainee: Nishino Flower (3*), Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)
Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Daiwa Scarlet (Power), SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT), SR Sweep Tosho (Wit)
Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000m
Current Event: Ligne Droite Story Event
>Schedule
04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)
04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)
04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/2000
04/26 - Golshi Week Celebration
04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)
04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event
04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes
>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi Amazon
New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" released
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
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Digitan LOVE
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Chiyono Anon love.
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>no event
>no CM
>everyone pulled for Nishino
>still mid month
There is literally nothing to talk about regarding gameplay other than making Maruzensky and Nishino parents for CM13. Maruzensky only if you're only running Oguri x 2doms.
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My Emperor
My Wife
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>>563628138
You now understand why our jp dacchis are the most active when an update happens
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>>563628138
Not to mention MANT sucks. A whole run without charms and recoveries but all megaphones and weights that I couldn't even use
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Are evolved skills for all umas really going to even the playing field against the XOguri menace?
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UmaGODS
I mean, umadogs
And umacat
And umaunidentifiedcreature
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>>563627842
i seem to always recognize you with that same grass img
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>>563628086
it'll all be worth it gwo... https://youtu.be/AjB8725QSsU
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I like this uma
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someone please make a jonger
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admins go one hour without breaking the site challenge: impossible
>>563628138
But CM13 is a medium as well. There's still nothing to discuss because it's a rehash of this CM except that metalets need a gold blue.
Two weeks until the next event...
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nyoooooom
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why was captcha broken?
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test
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Can't decide who'll be my 3rd ace
0-1 Rice
2-3 Doto
4 Bride Mayacchi
5 Nishino
6 Mambo
7 Fuku
8 MITA KA
9 Spechud
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>>563629441
um.......
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>>563629551
*random Falco event gives you groundwork*
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Am I retarded or did some of Brian's lines in her valentines event get omitted at some point
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*Gives you +30 Energy and Playtime's Over!*
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Was trying to make an ace Natie for Aries for fun, only had the LB0 Ticket for "On Your Left!" Is there something better I could use?
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>>563629686
anon...
the fans...
did you forget?
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>>563629686
It wouldn't be the first time they went back just to change something.
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yes i am still stuck in the menu
now, should I make my Fuji ace for Aries or TT Mile/Medium?
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>>563630039
playtime's OVER
>>563629441
next to impossible these days with ttl from bonbon, firm from ntr, it only takes one random green
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>>563629916
because you're telling them "playtimes over" so of course they're gonna stop bothering you
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>>563630124
Forget what? I was viewing it from the archive...
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>>563629656
>_<
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minna....
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>>563629656
*random bakushin event gives you groundwork and +5 guts*
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>>563630310
wow she actually won a room...maybe I shouldn't have doom-raced and cap speed...this is my first day running pasa though so it's good that I don't need stam after all! tomorrow borrows for sure
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One 1* guts please
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>>563630647
ouen a-arigato...
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okay i genuinely just think i'm retarded, how do i consistently get trainees higher than A+, i have plenty of SSR cards for decks, i've raised star and hint levels for most trainees, and i consistently do 30+ races in MANT and win nearly all of them (i don't use clocks on non-G1 races)
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>>563630687
3 medium
3 A&S
2 wit
>>563630739
>escape artist isn't agemasen
but it is
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umanko would probably grip like crazy we are talking about run to the ER kind of crazy the uma universe probably has a "umanko grip" medical term for males whose dick was almost ripped off by their uma wife after she had an orgasm
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Wait, are you telling me that the valentines event is supposed to have TWO outcomes? Why am I only noticing this NOW?
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>>563630295
there are two outcomes, if you play the event from the archive, it's random which one it plays
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Another $100 down the drain... I just want this damn little girl.
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>>563630687
Hey! I didn't order this!2nd 9*
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>>563630850
Anon... all those times I posted "Jordan attempting to read a picture book.jpg" were meant to be jokes...
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>>563628597
>oguri only leaves the meta after they just completely stopped running medium CMs for an entire year
Based. Fuck that fat retard.
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it's over my run is cursed
maybe I'll play it safe and pivot to the triple tiara
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>>563630984
Its okay, people are cuter when they're retarded! At least I know now so I won't be confused anymore. I'll keep reopening the event until I get the one I want for a screenshoteven though when I tried with Biwa she gave me both outcomes consecutivelysince Brian keeps being mean and hasn't shown me the second outcome in 7 tries.
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>>563630908
i try but sometimes the shop fucks me
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>>563630963
i have exactly 30 SSR cards at the moment
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>>563631039
Falco would say this before getting her belly smacked.
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this could be us
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>>563631173
neither skill is exactly amazing. for fronts and only fronts, killer tunes is useful enough that you should probably opt for condor. for non-fronts, topuro is just a better card, so take her instead.
>>563631307
0LB SSRs are not useful. most SSRs are not useful at lower than 3LB.
post your SRs. they're most likely more useful. you should MLB urara from the friend point shop, and sirius from the club point shop, as soon as you can.
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>0 and 1lbs
Non-MLB SSRs don't get their full bonuses so you should be running lv45 SRs if possible. Most of the time non-mlb cards aren't worth it.
>SSR Power Marvelous Sunday
She has a 15% race bonus, she should have a permanent spot on your decks during MANT.
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Do you like plain looking umamusume?
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BIG
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>marked
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>>563631307
post SRs, only marvelous power is usable from there, you didn't even finish the shakur event... I bet you can still do it, do it asap so you have at least 1 speed card
>>563631651
your deck situation is crazy
Marvelous power + Shakur speed + Helios power + borrow Nice Nature wit + get Brian speed to MLB with crowns from the shop + mystery card of your own choice, probably Halo speed or Seeking the Pearl
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I don't have any of the framework to build front runners.
Do you think LS Rudolf+Grass Wonder or Cafe+Grass Wonder work better with XOguri? I'm thinking the former just because of double Dominator, but I'm not even sure if Dominator will hit front runners on Nakayama 2000m.
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at the end of the month, there's going to be a banner for mr c.b's card. it's a pretty solid wit card, and it's actually even good at 1LB. you should pull on it, because you need SRs.
as for right now, marvelous sunday will be locked to your deck. daitaku helios is a decent choice if you want another power card. jordan is the best speed card you have. if you get brian through the club points shop, she wouldn't be a horrible choice either in this situation. you should probably borrow finemo or nice nature, since you don't have a single good wit card. and then you can just throw urara in there, too.
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>>563631964
Dominator hits everyone in front regardless. It's one of the most popular comps with XOguri.
I will shit on you if you run this
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mfw not a single avatarfag all day
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Would you borrow this Kita to cycle
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Don't go to the Onsen with her. She will rape you and then hand you over to Japanese Chris Hansen who will interview you and hand you over to the authorities who will then revoke your trainer's license and put you on probation But Nishino Flower will break into your apartment and rape you again, so you will be sent to prison. The system is fucked.
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This trainer deserves death.
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>>563632127
>whatever front you have
That's the thing, I don't have any FR support at all. I don't have bourbon, sky, kitasan, maru, or silence suzuka as trainees. I don't have power falco SSR or any of the other front runner SSRs.
Not for lack of trying, the gacha gods just gave me none of it.
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>>563632263
She needs her nose tape thing or else she'll die
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>>563627946
Man a whole wave of torenas I know are burning out around the same time
it's like we're all feeling the death knell of this game, and it's sad, you wait long enough for something you're passionate about to be better, and eventually love/hate turns to apathy. There's no recovering from apathy, that's doneville
we can bicker all we want about botters and CM teams and gaslights and whale decks and whatever but ultimately it's meaningless if no one cares anymore because the game never updated
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Come and get it
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reminder:I love you
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>>563632487
You tape your legs not your nose
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>the first question in the interview to be a gameplanner for cygames is how do you avoid making another MANT/Trackblazer scenario
LMAO????
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>Spoiler
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>>563632487
Stop this
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I miss the double race rewards already
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forgot I got this today
only a few more before it's usable...
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>>563632531
That's kinda gay, man
>>563632587
>killed the game in 3 different servers in a row
I mean....
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>>563632673
It's not, he reformatted an engagebait post from /vt/, we're entering bad hours
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>everyone pulled for Nishino
Then where's my Nishino
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How in the fuck is Cloudflare still shitting its pants
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>>563632587
Cyjews actually just needed to add quick race and turbo skip for TS Climax to be tolerable in its current form. But nips are too retarded to implement it.
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BIWAAAAAA
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>>563632752
and?
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>>563628138
Nishino's unique works on Taurus?
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>>563631736
Logotype a cute. Though I have no idea which umas are actually in the plain-looking girl category since they all seem to stand out in some way.
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>>563632575
Be happy with your trainee
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Is it true that Kitasan is an easy girl
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>ywn go out with Riko under the pretense of sharing training plans
>ywn go to a fancy restaurant while the both of you try to awkwardly start a conversation
>ywn caress her imposing but fragile frame on the bed
>ywn try your best in doing all the effort so Riko doesn't pass out
>ywn gaze upon Riko's gorgeous face after you uncover the frilly white veil
>instead you'll be stuck fucking some mob uma with no ass
damn, ningenfuckers do really have a hard life in this world
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>>563632282
hey
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>>563631736
Logotype is very cute. I am excited to learn more about her as a character. We won’t get her in global for like, 5 years, though…
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>>563632531
*cums on you*
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>>563632985
Maybe... https://litter.catbox.moe/raiqe1.png
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>>563633027
>your Trainee Bitter and Cocon all try and have you break up
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AWEI MAKE A NICE NATURE DOUJIN AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
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I washed Kitasan
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>>563632959
Seeing double...
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>>563633172
nigger you forgot to crop out the chat LMAO
>the "you don't even play the game" schizo is a VFtranny
shocking surprise
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>you're not the one who has eggs that'll dry up eventually
Just out of curiosity I looked into wheter horses go through something similar to human menopause but it seems they don't, even when they are older they still have heat cycles and can get pregnant, just with a bit more risk
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>>563633337
Yes
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the uggo Brian is getting too uppity lately
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>>563633134
*scoops some up with my finger and licks it clean while staring at you intently*
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kinda hot...
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Logotype's one of the 5th anni umas I want to pullthe other's Rulership
her design screams >kancolle and I'm curious about her background, not only imagine being named "Logotype", but also designing a graphic LOGOTYPE of it. It's so generic it loops back to cute
I wonder how Cy will adapt her 3 years of G1 drought...
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>>563633518
nope. that's enough. stop right there. that only makes me want to do it again.
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you guys are such faggots
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>torena...OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR
well /uma/, are you going to let her in?
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>>563633584
Sundayman’s grandson
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>train Oguri X
>get medium s
>get turf s
>no speed friendship training on both summers
>no whistles in the store
>game only gives me wit training
It's over.
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what is she hiding behind her back
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Gold lineage and Ryan not welcome
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>>563632812
gomenasorry, I just pushed a new ETL pipeline to send all user request telemetry to Palantir and NSO Group but it seems the servers didn't handle it gracefully. We're rolling back rn.
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Whenever I'm lucky enough to get double speed training with NTR during summer and see then +90-120 speed up I cum a little.
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>>563633684
I post women and umas, lust after riko and every other Uma musume, and you call ME a fag?
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orenji...
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>>563633625
anooooonnnnn I know you're still pent up...please give me serving right meowww
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I hate the gays
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curren would play a priest but never tell anyone she is speced for shadows
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>>563633983
ok FINE i'll whip it back out, but only because you asked nicely
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>>563634073
holy fucking YUCKOLA
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>>563634043
>There has to be a limit to what an uma can do against her trainer
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STOP FUCKING ERPING
DO MANT RUNS
READ A BOOK
PLAY OTHER GAMES
GO OUTSIDE
SHOOT A BLICKY
JUST STOP USING UMA TO RP THERE ARE FORUMS AND DISCORD SHITS FOR THAT
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>>563634043
>There has to be a limit to what an uma can do against her trainer
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>>563634096
omg thank youuu~ I will savor every last dropwhile I touch myself
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>gives you BOFA
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>>563634251
I'm not ERP'ing but
>play other games
Not until Pragmata comes out
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>>563634043
>There has to be a limit to what an uma can do against her trainer
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>There has to be a limit to what an uma can do against her trainer
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>>563634251
They get off to being called out
Just give up
The /uma/ you know is no more
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>>563634335
bofa what?
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>>563634043
>There has to be a limit to what an uma can do against her trainer
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>There has to be a limit to what an uma can do against her trainer
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>There has to be a limit to what an uma can do against her trainer
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>>563634371
he got better
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>>563634251
Kitasan would say this and then make out with Dia-chan.
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>>563634503
NTR with NTR
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>>563634251
what do you think i'm doing? i'm fucking pent up over here because I've got S. Maru on my screen.
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cute! enjoy!
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>>563634645
Thats why trainees cant let their trainers out of their sight.
Just in case a wild uma tries to put their grubby mitts on that which belongs to her.
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Exhibitionists get off on violating your consent. They could go to the privacy of the /trash/ thread and be around others who want to engage with that content but they would rather do it here. That is how you can tell they are trannies.
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>>563634280
But she's so nice, surely she isn't one of the dangerous ones
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>out of TP
THANK YOU
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Male trainers have it rough, huh... If your trainee says she wants to raise a family it is practically over for you. However, female trainers cannot adopt (in Japan) or have their own kids with other women so technically they can still run away by saying they plan on getting married to a human male to have a family. Can you even live overseas for a while and adopt in that sort of scenario? It can't be that "easy" for gay couples, right?
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>>563634813
pic is clearly a lie when this pink retard has her own trainer
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cm12 status?
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>>563634891
>single digit TP
Danchou be proud
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NTR NTRing is hot
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>>563631307
Follow up on the deck recommendation.
It's a lateslopper deck but you can even get normal results on a pace chaser, just work towards MLBing your Brian and finish the Shakur event and you will be able to properly play without suffering too much. The Jordan card would be better than Shakur too, even at 3LB.
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>>563634210
Cutest brat you ever seen though
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>>563634957
Her trainer is a saint and would never do wrong by her.
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>>563634971
>don't have Xoguri
it don't matter. none of this matters.
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>>563634957
you legally can't say no to urara if she asks you to be her trainer, it's one of the written rules of tracen
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>>563634957
No one would dare to try and steal Urara's trainer anon
She's bad at racing but amazing at other things
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>>563634045
Rice would absolutely say this.
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>>563635102
she's far superior to every other filly it's insane. mayano top cun for a damn good reason
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>>563634251
shoot a...blicky?
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>>563634957
As if anyone would DARE try to take uraras trainer from her
NOBODY and i mean NOBODY at tracen is that evil
Not even doto
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How good is Parent NY Opera O/Barcarole of Blessings in the future? Like I know she's used in the current JP but is it a mustpull/top tier kind of thing or just a really useful/good skill to have?
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How much harder is it to roll your medium sparks with circle affinity compared to double circle
Getting the right parents for this shit is already hard enough
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The shop gave me a barrage of excellent items. I had to do it. I am so sorry Maruzen..
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>>563634971
My AMOguri is not that good she dies to dominator teams
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>>563634971
good timing I was just gonna ramble on my own, turns out I HAVE been using the wrong rudolf--when in doubt ALWAYS trust the higher rated one so that's done at least
only thing I'm doing rn is improving my kita-chan and knowing that I can actually run pasa is a major upgrade so just gotta get a run and we're good
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>>563635320
Dia-chan has to be strong. She carries the burden of breaking the jinx, and the hopes of all her older umamusume family members on her shoulders.
DIA-CHAN IS UNBREAKABLE
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>>563635367
but she isn't devilish at all...
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>>563635431
Let's say she loves to get physical
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the episode where she broke the satono curse made me cry and fall deeply in love with herdisregard the fact i tributed her
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>>563634971
in 20 runs i haven't gotten medium S a single time
not like it matters even if i did, hoguri will still blow anyone else the fuck out regardless, but med S is the bare minimum for giving you a small chance of beating her
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The trick to pulling gacha is not to do it on the first day of the banner, when all the good luck has been used up by the large volume of people who are pulling. If you just wait a day or two, you can have all the good luck for yourself.
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What could be a reason for an uma to start chocking and losing/drawing G1 races the second classic year starts? Low stats? My Xoguri is not having a good time.
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For other triple front trainers still out there, do you also use the curvature+ killer tunes + Falco/Bourbon ult as skills to contest positioning? Any fronts without a combination of those 3 will fall behind to those that do based on my rooms. And I'll remake each of my aces to have thise skills.
The only problem here is that the umas barely have any late race this way , not like they have good late race skills anyway.
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>>563633931
Good night bro
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do they ever add the tracen track suit or give oguri her kasamatsu track suit?
i wish we could customize our own uma that we can use in practice matches, you select the uma you built in a career and she uses those stats
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>>563635920
That's an unfortunate rival to get for this race.
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>>563636003
Watch
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>>563635920
if you're going to run the KKS/Haruten, you need to buy:
>handful of midrace + late-race accel
>gold recovery
on top of having 450+ stam/600 stam for KKS/Haruten, respectively
if you don't, you're asking to get fucked
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>>563635281
a blicky is aave slang for gun
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Not enough skills
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>>563636189
I will lewd the Ulala.
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>>563636142
i'm running Rudolph and I'd rather like to earn Emperor epithet as well as be a qualifying parent to get Teio True Way of Kings.
>>563636234
450 stam is enough 95% of the time
>>563636279
It's rudolph. I run late every single race of the career to roll for late skill hints.
>>563636265
Put your hat back on gradma.
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>>563635920
meanwhile my tachyon run were she 2nd jobbed like 5 miles, has aced every med/long and crushed creek with only 300 stam
Unrelated.. i had 5 metabs in the first 2 months and only got to trigger one. Then i get a 6th when i actually need it and ofc get slow..
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>>563636189
Sometimes it is okay
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>>563636189
There's no better wife than your own daughter
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>>563636376
fuck, she's hot
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>>563636376
Moshi moshi. I would like to adopt these two. When can I come and pick them up?
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>>563636551
Fast learner isnt even that great in MANT honestly. If you get bad luck on your rival race skill hints, you end up with nothing to buy.
My skill list on a MANT highroll doesnt look all that different from a MANT midroll with Fast Learner.
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>>563636717
>Urara
You are gonna have to wrest her from King Halos cold dead hands
>Nishino
Please see attached
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i just realized cygames is retarded and allergic to money.
these retards could've released another version of the mobile game called "dream derby" where you can train all the fake umas that appear in the series but are still popular with the fans
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>>563636717
You can pick her up in the onsen after she got her fill
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Please unsubscribe from whatever sloptuber you’re listening to
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defend this
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Just one more race! The shop is CrAzY!!
>Don't even get S speed
>Last turn
I made a big mistake.
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what the fuck is her problem she refuses to give me a mile spark
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>/uma/ is pretending to care about gold city again
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shichi rape
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Fuck, I cackled
What the hell
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Shichi is sex https://files.catbox.moe/ddxw3u.png
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>>563638163
yeah? how about you jerk off to this bucko
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I was multitasking while doing a career and accidentally sent Flower to Hopeless Stakes with Medium E.
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>>563638163
But umas are so cute and sexy.
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/uma/ can't handle a real woman
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>>563638195
yeah I will come on your back
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hello, i don't know how to use 4chan or know any of its etiquette.
recently, the trainer who i was borrowing a seiun sky from, changed from their really great parent to a very bad one, and i can't find another parent like it. i'm posting this here, because their description just said "/uma/" which i believe it may be referring to this thread.
their ingame username is "JP", their trainer id is 958246915784, and their club is "UMADash" (top 150ish club). if they're seeing this or someone from their club is seeing this and can reach out to them, please change it back, i would really appreciate it.
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>>563638090
JP whales quit Grand Lose due to this scam from Cyjews. Isnt it crazy JP actually has x3 the playerbase during MANT than Global
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>>563638320
>only saying bad things about me
>makes me want to tear up and hold her warmly
am i broken or something.
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I miss her every day
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>>563638634
Let's compromise and settle for Uman
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>>563638695
Not that guy but this is on a fresh private browser. That aside, how he got the ID without being a shitstirrer is another story
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does the ERP ever stop? it has been 10 hours now nigga, get a job or something
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no retard, it's call woman torleration which both you normie clearly have
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>be nice to tourists
Hmm nyo
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>>563638090
April is for gayposting. Next month will be different so pray it would be better, or pray for worse.
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not gonna lie if i could dm people to change their fucking parent back i'd probably get banned for how much i'd harass multiple different people to do so
like genuinely you think it's bad in EN it's 10x worse in JP AND THEY ADDED EVEN MORE BORROW UMA SLOTS SO WHY DID YOU TAKE DOWN THAT SPECIFIC PARENT YOU FUCKING CUNT
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If you have coitus with Cafe, is it a threesome?
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>>563639173
excuse me, theres a nigger in your webm. you night need to edit that out next time
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Oh look, the schizo found new material
Now he's pretending to actually play lmao
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I usually just wait until it pops up on my youtube page, but I really want to hear Marche's character song and it's currently not available (because timezones). Does anyone know if it'll be up in midnight my local time or how does it usually work?
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One more month until wedding Curren
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>>563639558
What a profound revelation. Now what's the next step of your master plan?
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And what makes you think you're mentally stable?
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looking for uma porn can be very dangerous ngl, you can fall in a pit and endup finding some uma porn that is so degenerate only the chinkiest of chinks, the brownoid of browns, or the kikest of kikes, would jerk off to
is not like is my first time seeing shit like this anyway, but seeing umasgetting gangbanged by horses, then be pregnant with actual foals and gangbanged by horses again while the foal is crushed by the massive horse cocks and dies inside the uma, then the uma is rushed to EM and dies, then the hospital workers fuck the corpse
another one had cockroaches fucking an uma tits and laying eggs inside that shit was gross and retarded
then an uma getting fucked by a massive nigger while pregnant, then she gives birth to a nigglet and the nigger kills it and then fucks the uma again
i guess i just need better filters anyway that garbage genuinely ruins my mood, i just have a soul and these subhumans who create this stuff don't
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>gets found out
>has melty to deflect
>he even stopped replying on his own falseflag
Pathetic
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>>563639632
Start sucking cocks something mean
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who else #strokingit to Tachyon rn?
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post something sleepy
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orenji
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>NTR doesn't post all day
>schizo still thinks about him
how do I get a nigga so madly in love with me like this?
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>ERP at an all time high
>Mambo mentions plummet to zero
Nyoticing...
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>>563639931
I am madly in love with this neko.
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>>563638447
Is it true we need 9* speed sparks for Grand Live?
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I though 1100+ stats will give no 1* spark
Capcha took a minute to load wtf.
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>>563635965
uhhh yeah bro let me buy a bunch of 180 cost uniques that have a 0.005 recovery component or 0.05 midrace accel instead of grabbing heavily discounted velocity O/OOs or greens
>in my experience
placebo
>>563637823
I would care more if she had a buffed unique skill in the "spam races" career scenario or if she had evolutions so that her fucking gold recovery for mile races did something.
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Wait, are you telling me MORE people are going to quit during grand live? I have to give up being dancho soon
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Yes, speed sparks uncap your max speed from 1200 up to 1600
But GL comes with a bug where 1600 speed is still lower than an uma with gold greens and distance S
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz7eNDKQO8U
You guys are useless but it's fine, I can sleep in peace. This song is very good and is definitely going on my playlist. Not too fond of Love's song, sadly, and I was never fond of Hello Polaris at all.
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>>563640507
Most "useful" posters left because of the state of this general
You only have parasocial losers, ERPers and schizos left
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>bug
>Just like the recent Smart Falcon event
Top kek at these jew speak
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The Xmas event reminded me of that yayo scene in Scarface lol
https://youtu.be/439pP_kn76w?t=481
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every time this gets posted I keep trying to comprehend the steps of the final hand motion. It's kind of a headscratcher because it's not rhythm synched with the music. the music is doing a 3 3 4 2 2 2 (16th notes) pattern, but after viewing it on mute and in slow motion for several minutes I can see that the hand motion is in 8 equally spaced actions.
>1: generate fingerheart
>2: generate fingergun (up)
>3: aim fingergun at fingerheart
>4: fire fingergun (recoil action) + present fingerheart
>5: withdraw both hands to chest
>6 form heart with hands and push out
>7 withdraw hand heart
>8 move arms towards jazzhands
and then on beat 1 of the next measure you arrive at jazzhands for final windmill.
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dont care about site problems
cm test
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>>563642385
>you can go back to your friends in /vm/
but i've only posted here...
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good morning umadacchi I miss you guys
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>>563642789
I tried doing 2 fronts and Xog and feels like sabotage to run 2 fronts with her
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>>563642453
Ayabe knows exactly what is going on, she is the one who corrupted the innocent Topro-chan
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is there an uma in the future that will have a mob uma try to take the player trainer away from one of the playable umas?
like the reverse of creek's where a mob trainer tried to take her?
Idk that was funny and weird
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>>563642908
What happened?
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>my first 3* blue parent is also medium 2*
>but it's a fr parent without dd/pp/gw/greens
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I can't get Sweepy to work. I'm pretty sure I followed all the installation instructions correctly. The black window will pop up, scroll a bunch of text, then it just closes. I can't find any kind of crash log to read. Pls help.
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>>563643129
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piece of shit site taking me away from my precious bwos it's so boring otherwise god
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>>563643309
kingu love
I didn't get to reply
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holy shit i didn't have to wait 5 minutes for the captcha to go through
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>>563643129
stat and friendship progress make its extremely worth, it's generally alright to skip G2/3 if your gains are more than ~40 stats and other auxiliary shit like important hints and friendships, unless you are desperate for shop points for something important there too.
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>>563643814
here are some rooms
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will play them in order and post results
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Ayabe love
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>>563643627
Missed you too bwo
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>>563643529The black console which is sweepy.bat is just the command to update the bot folder contents, no need to do this daily or anything
You have to run sweepy from a console, windows powershell is fine for beginners
First find your emulator address and make sure you have sweepy folder location
You'd run something like to get it started
adb connect 111.1.1.1:1111
adb devices
cd C:\Users\Anon\Documents\umamusume-sweepy
python main.py
If you still don't get it, ask AI unironically, Umagrok or UmaGPT
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>>563643983
dacchi love
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I...think I actually don't mind the guts spark? Certainly helps that it's 2*, at least. But Macky finally showed enough mercy from the onslaught of pace sparks with the occasional turf spark. Whiffed the two speed greens, but I can't hate the majority of them being ability sparks.
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Thanks. I'll try my best to follow those instructions and probably screw it up again and ask for help again tomorrow night.
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Doing 1 is fine.
Because that leaves room for me to believe you are running Oguri because you are desperate for a win, the dominator, and the third being your favorite or something you just like running and want to see if she can squeeze out a win
But people who metafag and don't have expression in gacha games and spend thousands of dollars in the game to be "competitive" I just feel pity for. Heartless individuals.
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>>563643940
waiting for the standard mood room to fill!
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>>563644241
Do you want company
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>>563644458
Then use regular Oguri because she uses the outfit from the show which is the better outfit and the cooler looking unique.
If this game let you change both and outfit AND the unique animation then I would be more okay with holiday variants
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>>563644302
Cry more
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You guys are being too picky. If I just wanted to use Oguri Cap because I liked her then I'd be fine doing it with whichever version of her I had. She is the same person; I don't care that much about what clothes she is wearing. It's fine to run either one for the sake of the character.
That said, this is mostly just theoretical since of course most people who use her will use her for mechanical reasons and not because they like her, so what I'm saying does not apply in most cases.
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Hush in, time to do a manhattan run.
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Had to remake it because finished fapping but here you go bro.
https://files.catbox.moe/w675n9.png
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>somehow consistently hitting 1.2k/700/1.2k/600/1k with urara without doing turfs
But somehow it feels empty, like she missed out a lot of shit like free stats and skills from rival races, and the shop resets too since dirt races are fuckall
Did they even play test this shit, pure dirt horses are hella fucked even if you hit the stat requirements
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>>563643940
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>>563644354
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>>563644727
I dunno about you but factors that influence how much I like a character vary quite a bit.
Their voice, their personality, what they wear, their hair, I could go on and on.
Maybe it's my autism but I like seeing characters in their iconic outfit. I never really rolled for any Christmas/Summer variant of characters in the other mobage I played because of that.
Definitely a me thing though.
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>>563644654
I used mine on Kawakami, sorry bwo.
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>he fell for the (((cute))) and (((innocent)))+ Falcon(very smart)
Falcons are not smart, but they are rather cunning...
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Homo hours never stopped
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Yeah despite what I said I would have a preference between the two outfits. But like you, if I picked one over the other I'd do it for reasons not related to winning the race. (For me it'd be the holiday Oguri because I really really like that dress. So I guess I'd just get lucky since she's supposed to be so strong, but I'd probably pick the dress even if she were weak.)
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>>563644980
>use ticket on Oguri
>fucking sovlless metafag
>don't use ticket on Oguri
>I thought you liked her why didn't you use it on her
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>somehow landed herself on awful mood predebut
>still wins niggerta easily against rape the pearl
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I don't know about you but I never saw picking regular Oguri as soulless.
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WERE FINALLY BACK
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NOOOO I MISSED YOU THOUGH
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>Falco wouldn't actually rape Espoir City right?
Espoir City is submissive
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I have to save for Palmer then not roll for an Uma for a year because my cards are dogshit because I spent all my time so far Uma rolling.
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this. You'll be called a fraud but you just prove them wrong and go about your life.
t. fended off the peanut gallery for 8 years loving Horchata.
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You have become the very thing you swore to destroy.
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Ye what rooms have taught me this cm is going to be awful
People bringing single seiun x2 which makes it feel like a 2 vs 1
Pace oguris with dober inherit and seiun inherit
Making hybrid debuffers is useless because to win they have to be far up enough so you might not proc Dominator and their chance to win is slim because you're generally bringing a weaker uma as they usually have mid unique
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When the anon meetup and he shows up in cosplay
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Judging by the rooms here the """"hybrids"""" have every single type of late skill to win and dom is just an extra. Seriously it looks like everyone got Fast Learner and a ton of hammers
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That's nuts! I grailed her back when I played cause I thought she was really hot and I liked her design and justifiable abrasiveness andher kindness deep down.
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You can have this Nishino
https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0000620186/
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>9.6 seconds of .4 accel that can trigger from position 1-5
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Sorry bwo I promise to pretend to be surprised
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>RP on ST
> decide to make myself a God who travels the umaverse to simply fuck with Rudolf
>bypass rolls, call myself by ridiculous names just to fuck with her
>"genuinely" me her thought that I was just a retarded American that thought Uma were special ed horse girls that do the special Olympics
> antagonize her more
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>do a 180 and started treating her nice
>get this
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>>563646962
This place could completely shut down and it would still have more users thanks to people refreshing than any other shitty alt chan. So no I'm not going to an alt chan
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>>563647361
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I am not sure about her career
But I like the idea of an oonige on long tracks, I like her voice, I think she is one of the prettier umas, and I think her being a Mejiro but also trying to be hip and hang out with the adhd zoomer is kinda cute and entertaining.
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