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>Global Game News
Link your account to Cygames iD
Current Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"
Current Rate Up Trainee: Nishino Flower (3*), Ballroom Seiun Sky (3*), Ballroom Fuji Kiseki (3*)
Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Daiwa Scarlet (Power), SSR Symboli Rudolf (STA), SSR Sirius Symboli (WIT), SR Sweep Tosho (Wit)
Current CM: Aries Cup - Nakayama Turf 2000m
Current Event: Ligne Droite Story Event
>Schedule
04/12 - Nishino Flower (3*), Daiwa Scarlet (SSR), Sweepy (SR)
04/20 - Yaeno Muteki (3*), Ines Fujin (SSR), Twin Turbo (SSR)
04/20 - Aries Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/2000
04/26 - Golshi Week Celebration
04/26 - Cheerleader Nice Nature (3*), Cheerleader King Halo (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Seeking the Pearl (SSR)
04/26 - Tracen Cheer Squad Story Event
04/30 - Ines Fujin (3*), MR. C.B. (SSR), Tokai Teio (SR)
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes
>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Lucky Lilac (3*), SSR Aston Machan, SR Hishi Amazon
New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" released
Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
Cygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en
>Thread Clubs
https://rentry.co/umaglobalclublist
You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.
>All Guides & Resources
https://rentry.org/uma26
Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
Umamusume Birthday Calendar
https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthday
Uma Text
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz
Custom Stickers
https://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
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>uma stan or +1 mood while already GREAT
>mood down event DIRECTLY after
I don't know how but I could fucking feel it the moment I saw the two choices i just fucking knew i hate this fucking game fuck you som much~!!!!!!!!!!!!1sdcf azxV%[sjis][/sjis]
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>>563647562
thank you for the bake! good nightugh the site slowed down again...
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>>563647763
>oh my gosh no no no this can't be happening!! I need to get out of here ASAP before h- oh my god...he's here!! someone help HEEEEEELPPPPPPP
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>>563647726
Those cards do completely different things.
I've mentioned it a couple of times but the hivemind is too fixated on Maru and Tachyon. I think it's alright and would have picked it up but I got dumb and rolled for NTR instead
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>>563647957
kitaposter rape
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>>563647407
4channel could give you a limit of 3 posts an hour till you buy the pass and no one would leave. If you want to go to an alt then go ahead, but you'll come right back no matter how many better qol features are built into that alt because simply no one is there.
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>>563647479
Yeah I have no idea why people post in those places.
Same thing with dead generals on 4chan, I have no idea why people post on the /vmg/ uma thread
>it's cause slow threads are comfy
That's cope and everyone knows it
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>>563648162
Propaganda
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so when can I start using my NN? lb3? she's at lb1 rn and I soon have another crystal for 2lb but probably not worth right
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>>563647706
kitachan cute
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How does my late surger digitan deck look
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the slopper is back, we need to start having kissy gay sex to ward him off
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bwos....
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>>563648365
Sorry I saw satono and my one neuron instantly fired and thought of satono diamond
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>>563648307
are you bringing eishin flash because she has late surger skills? Consider that winning rival races will likely already give you plenty of them. You may want to bring a statstick over a skillstick if you are able.
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Be honest with yourself,
If you were truck kun'd and was teleported, in your current physical shape, personality, and mind as Trainer. What Uma would genuinely and wholeheartedly love for who you are. Assuming that you have these social skills necessary to talk to horse women or even regular women.
>my bet would be Diamond or Tamamo for me
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>>563648392
What's up, qwo?
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>>563648301
wow I really like this pic you posted
nice firm boobies
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>>563648391
Ah I answered in the last thread.
Honestly I fully expect her to be dogshit despite my reply of liking her because apparently to this day on JP the only front runner focused stam card is the Palmer card. So you are forced to run Creek and I don't even know what else.
Oonige makes you have to run more recoveries and high stam right? Her unique is a recovery, Maestro is one but you likely would need one more in an average length long race. I can't imagine the bullshit you would need in a 3200m track with oonige Palmer
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Kitasan LOVE
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what if I don't need the rb? I usually hover around 55-60. is the wit gain like, better overall than a SR card even at lb1? the mlb goes fucking crazy and it's not that far off from lb1 stats wise...
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>>563648526
and people say her skirt is too short.....
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>managed to set up the bot yesterday
>oh fuck now i dont need to play the game anymore i will relax and let the bot run in the background haha
>ITS SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW AS FUCK AND CHECKS EVERY TRAINING ONE BY ONE AND LOOKS AT IT FOR SECONDS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK YOU AND YOUR TRANNY BOT WHAT IS THIS DOGSHIT
I AM FASTER MY SELF FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
NOW I WILL BE KICKED OUT OF MY CLUB!!!!!!
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>>563648549
Delet
NAO
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>>563648615
You can look these things up yourself you know
https://gamewith.jp/uma-musume/article/show/283210
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>>563648421
On your left and superstan
>>563648498
I can switch out flash for a card with another gold skill
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I want to play more but I'm out of borrows
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>>563648662
sorry I'm dumb
>>563648716
okay I'll bookmark this I forgot something like this existed
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>too poor for Opus
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>>563648630
yes she is a must pull for every coomer and non faggot
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>>563648503
Do we know how to train umamusume after we get isekai’d or will I just be a software engineer that somehow got a teaching gig at Tracen?
Either way I’m a good cook and I like spoiling people so probably Spe or Oguri
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>>563648474
It's okay, bwo... happens to the best of us... Dia taking over our single hivemind neuron.
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>>563648718
why not both...
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>have time for MAYBE 1 TrackBlazer run (I'm in the middle of an URA run for the event)
I am so fucked I forgot about these missions man tell me the card is worthless
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Cute!
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>>563649040
Assuming you play the game and understand each baseline character and their abilities, it's not impossible. It would be too difficult if you have patience enough to study Uma anatomy, and physiology, you're basically a fitness trainer for horse women, so if you understand how to /fit/ properly yourself, you should be fine.
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safe...
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>>563649287
wouldn't be too difficult*
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>>563649353
right...
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>>563649118
Sweepy is doing it for me, she's so nice.
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New translated Sakura Laurel chapter dropped
Lot of cameos this time
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>>563649394
DON'T EVEN JINX IT BWO
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>>563649238
If I have like 2 or 3 copies only would it be better to cleat them? I can always buy a 500 Carats packs or something I guess
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>waste classic summer for +5 2 random stats
Cygames is fucking evil, at least the run is already wasted by needing to skip a bunch of races for Long finals.
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>>563649404
What a useless horse, holy shit
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>>563649476
get 800k bwo and secure your spot!
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>>563649404
Let me guess, it's another Brian aura farming chapter Arima Kinen edition?
Can't wait for her injury
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>>563649143
the scenario has been out a month and you never won triple crown? holy retard you don't even play this game.
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>>563649592
Not much but you can expect a lot next chapter
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>>563649683
this has to be a typo, surely
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I'm back home bwos
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Just be yourself Anon. I'm rooting for ya!
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The recent Xitter discourse on that Nier game getting a private server has reminded me that the Japanese are like bug men with no capacity for individual thought. Remember that the next time Cygames makes some retarded, baffling decision.
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>>563648503
Bono to hopefully fix my architect anorexic ways or Digitan
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>>563649897
maybe not
the future dates are always guesses
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>>563649721
>narita boreian
honkshu honkshu honkshuuuuuu
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>>563649461
nyo
Sweep Awards is still racing tho
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>>563649854
They weren't bitching about the Dragalia Lost revival, me thinks it's just Squeenixfags
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>>563649608
You'll be drugged within the first month and don't believe the mommy memes to be real. It will be the opposite in fact. She will constantly nagging for food and sweets like a pestilent child and you'll forever deal with a woman with a genius level IQ but the maturity of a 10 year old.
>but same, I want a Tachyon myself
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post your cm13 plansplease
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I would probably just end up (post truck) with somebody extremely energetic but also extremely easy to get along with and to lead: Taiki or Winning Ticket, basically. (Urara would also qualify but she's not mentally competent enough to be easy to lead.)
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>>563649987
So you're saying there's an uma banner that we could skip and accelerate even harder?
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>>563649056
>Dia hivemind
So every traina who bears the mark of the diamond?
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>>563650049
what's the track for cm13?
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>>563650049
Satono Diamond and Agnes Tachyon Debuffers with Manhattan Cafe Ace
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>>563650049
Since my wins kept getting killed by dominators. 2 dominators + ace
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>>563649983
It's because:
1. Majority of them think Breaking the law = Absolute Evil
2. Their entire Doujin culture relies on playing ball with Corpos. That's why Cygames can take down Japanese artists that draw umanko
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I'm about to have the worst lowroll career ever
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>>563650116
Yep! All marked torena share the same single neuron, dendrite, synapses to each other, and everything else.
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>>563650221
can I proc spurt here and then instantly proc pump and moving past?
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The game will only get worse from now on
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>>563650429
MANT is as bad as it's gonna get
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>>563650429
You will be running a BNW team for Taurus right?
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>>563650429
wrong
we'll get evolved skills in 1.5 and have another month of fun as people scramble to work out what the meta is instead of relying on old and busted
the next three months are going to be the same level of boring as now
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>>563650507
nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPe
m ght j.....st your end
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>>563650221
>budding blossom doesn't work again
nice parent uma bwo
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>>563650049
I'm gonna reuse my Taurus aces
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>>563650406
frotting with you
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>>563650049
Chocobo is the only fixed ace since she's just so comfy to build but I'm still undecided whether I run triple front (with Kita and Suzuka) or if I add a Dober into the mix since it looks like there's a long enough straight for gamblers to catch up
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can I have a smooch too
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>>563650049
What >>563650249 said
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>>563650631
>nice parent uma b-
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>>563650501
Now, they are not all like that, but the fact that their society spawned a guy that when asked about what-if slavery in Japan was like: "Even if i think it's wrong and I don't like it, it's still the law, so I would be compliant with it" is sad
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>>563650380
>and everything else
The same nerve endings, pleasure spots,the way we rub our cock up and down?
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>>563650741
I hope you guys have enough stamina to reuse, you do know it's 400 meters longer right?
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>>563650713
try me bitch
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chiyoposting, currenposting and kitaposting should be bannable
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>>563650747
Stop that
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me lowkey wondering why I haven't just ran the falco card and gone full-affinity maxxing with borrows so I have about a 35% chance of getting medium s every inspiration so it's easier to spam and play through runs instead of abandoning due to no groundwork from inspo or having like a 15% chance of medium s every inspo I mean I already have an ace so I should try to high roll
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Fuck you MANT is fun.
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>>563650380
>and everything else
That's sounds scary though....
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See that's why it sounds scary
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>>563650907
only the gay chiyo poster
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>>563650907
Add any and all ERP and I will comply
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>>563650984
kidnapping this Dia
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>>563650907
weird
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>>563649854
I don't know that discourse but I'm assuming it's the usual "JP only making the game available to JP" or "JP only want their own server".
They've always done this painstakingly so, and have killed a lot of online or gacha games with potential. It's fucking stupid and they never learn.
They're not on the level of gooks that can keep their game afloat just with gooks alone but they kept doing it.The discourse is probably not about what I said but I'm complaining about it anyway. I fucking hate it.
God the captcha is still so slow
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>>563651081
I think CM13 SUCKS
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>>563650870
You weren't supposed to say that..But yes you are right that would imply we share the same nervous system so when you jerk your cock off and cum to dia I cum and vice versa
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Just a funny thought but it actually is kinda scary.
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>>563650984
But is it the good kind of scary?
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>>563651202
noooo my top will be see-through now...
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>>563648503
I'm a lazy chubby (as in fat) over 30 years old man with sociopathic levels of communication skills, so clearly it would be someone from the student council, Rudolf or Air Groove, the one that would make people mad the most.
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>>563650907
diaposting should also be bannable
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hello?
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>>563651256
I got her in 30 so I don't care either way
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sex with fertile and youthful umamusumes
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what would your coworker think of you if you rolled for the literal child
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>>563651397
Rice Villainposters should get sent to the Gulag
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FUCK BOTTERS MY CLUB IS FREEFALLING AIIIEEEE
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>>563651556
SIX SEVEN
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Which uma could still love me and my tiny chud micropenis
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>>563651253
Im going to start stubbing my toe if you use our single neuron to cum to dia too often.
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Which uma hates niggers the most? Probably Spechud, right?
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>>563651692
>pavlovian conditioning cumming to dia with toe stubbing
anon no!
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yeppers
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I think we should rape the rice nigger
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Thinking about that one Cincerella Gray episode where Rudolf shows her racing PTSD/dementia and ignored Chiyo winning the Derby because in her mind it was Oguri Cap who ran and won.
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>running late gamba team
>another guy is running late gamba
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>>563651993I'm exactly 10cm
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I don't shitpost I just like posting cute and sexy umas
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/uma/ bf
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I love Dokuneko noil bwos. I suggest everyone here go jerk off to his Doujins. I only wish everything was translated to English
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Satsuki Sho Promotional video by JRA
https://x.com/JRA_Special/status/2044325523174912254?s=20
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>>563652202
CLOSE!
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>>563648503
>What Uma would genuinely and wholeheartedly love for who you are
I would get along well with Bright and would train her since nobody else wants to
>Assuming that you have these social skills necessary
It's fine, we're both oddballs and slow anyways
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>>563652280
love
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Finally fixed my trophy collection!
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>>563652293
Kinda surprising post to see here but based. His tags are my favorites
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if Oguri gets pace promotion she unfortunately establishes so much of a lead that even perfect activations probably won't catch up to her
i believe you can make base ogurin work though, i'm brute forcing anime teio into winning once in a while
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>>563652373
love love!!!
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>>563651785
Actually if we share the same neuron wouldn't we share the same thought process too? I'm not sure if that would be possible to condition you in such a way...
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>>563648503
meek likes them retarded so i think i can do it
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>>563652396
but doesn't it sound nice? why hold back anon, the world is yours for the taking
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had to think about it hard but it's probably Seiun Sky
she seems like the person with the least amount of judgement. Rob Roy might come in second.
everyone else would either not like me, find me unremarkable or just be friends.
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>>563652678
even I'm getting butterflies thinking about it...
why would it be impossible?
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>>563651692
Fair.But you love itor else you'd step on a lego instead for a real deterrent. But its okay I haven't cummed yesterday or this morning either.
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If we all share the same thoughts too then it could cause a feedback loop with infinite recursion. Since we're still functioning that is not the case. It may be we are more like a colony of cells forming one organismorgasm lole!instead. The greater Dia organism.
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>the current state of this general
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>brainlet nonny can't fathom different people having the same thoughts
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>>563652762
how would you even find an /uma/ bf...
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>>563652678
>laying in bed and playing together and stuff
Its not possible because who actually plays the game
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enough hornyposting
cmtest
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>>563649592
>it's another Brian aura farming chapter
I am so sorry that Too Gun has no aura
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>>563652893
I'm losing the motivation to keep returning here desu
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>>563652984
it's a mobage bwo 90% of the time I play uma I play it on my phone
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>>563648503
I'm pretty results oriented, hate princesses, don't like being pushed around, and am pretty pushy irl, so probably Sirius, Rudolf, Kris S, or Orfevre. Rudolf and Kris S would tolerate me for my attitude but Orfe and Sirius would probably lose their shit with me because I'd start trimming their egos down quickly. With latter 2 either I'd get dismissed from training or end up getting married.
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>>563652942
it's always a possibility if you have a burner account ready incase anyone (or you) offer to exchange contact information, so that's step 1
as for step 2...ummm, I guess hope you hit it off with someone...
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>>563653023
I forgot to screencap the actual results screen but it was quite neck and neck
I kneel to Nishino
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>>563649985
Aaah this is the Kita >>563647529 NTR
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>>563653237
>anons thinking about cumming on each other
have we reached that state?
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Star Anise going for the Oaks
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>>563653305
ehhhhh maybe one day then, hitting off is the harder thing... having only uma as a common interest wouldn't be enough
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Maya's trainer will look like this in Star Blossom and they will be raging lesbians
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why is my trainer such a homo
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>>563653374
Only two, both used by Kita's trainer
On that note, hosting a second cm room
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>>563653471
it's a starting point! which is what's most important imo when getting to know someone
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The Italian comes back to Japan...
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NAR races are going on right now
iirc main even is Tokyo Sprint (JPNIII), Mama Cocha who won 2023 Sprinters Stakes will be in it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wqMEbeDhf0
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>>563653456
This is my umadol Titty Star Anis! Not Shart Falcon.
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>>563653456
They really went ahead and put her in for the Oaks huh... I thought she would go for NHK instead
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>>563653537
Results
Kitatrainer got a triple sweep victory redemption
Ayabe continues being in the 4th place cuckshed thanks to positioning
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>>563652893
Most of the gameplay posts got moved to/vm/ when the /v/ma posters left, on top of that the website has been dying constantly since last night. I think having both threads open is what's best.
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I actually tried to make an anime Teio today and it was going so well until one mood down at the 3 races in a row at the end of senior year killed it.
It would have been an amazing Teio is I maxed speed.
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>>563653832
there's always something for sure--as for me personally I get excited over people sharing their hobbies so I end up asking a ton of questions and that's usually my backup if I'm feeling stuck or too autistic to speak up about my other interests
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>>563654010
Just gotta keep up the grind anon, trying to oshirun is a lesson in pain and suffering
Eventually you'll hit that perfect run where you get all your stats and skills plus medium S, even if it takes doing all five borrows a day
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>>563654040
it's so much better to have atleast few vidya or something in common too that would help carrying the conversation too but getting to know about something from someone that you didn't know about is fun too
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>>563654107
Meek too!
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>>563653862
I really do wonder why. I see nothing that indicates she can handle that distance, nothing in her record, nothing in the training videos, and her pedigree is purpose-built for miles
>checked the owner again
Ah, this makes sense, Yoshida, their entire family is obsessed with medium-distance races. Now I am 100% sure the trainer advised the NHK Mile, but Yoshida said Oaks. I hope she can do well, but if she ends up in the bottom half of the leader board, it won't be a surprise
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My oshi is Tachyon and I didn't even try and make one but I think I will try and make one as a hybrid ace.
It won't be as good as Rudolf but at least I am using her and sometimes I have noticed my lates in 4th so yeah. I'll probably do Brian, Rudolf and Tachyon
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I want an /uma/ hookup not an /uma/ bf cause im not gay
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>>563654145
right? honestly that's why I prefer the older demographic because I have no idea what people my age even like...do...or play. a lot more to relate to
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>>563654476
they browse tiktok and...... dunno either.... I can't even think of anything
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>>563654476
Just browser tiktok 12 hours a day and you'll fit in nicely
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Netkeiba's expected entries for HaruTen
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>>563654463
The one reading this rn
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>>563654572
kinda lonely in a way but at least it makes for an easy filtering process...I guess
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I kind of do passively so I'm not so-so lost
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>>563654582
How do I fit in without installing tiktok? Site is full of cringe ai
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>>563652389
You mean like an ace? I've been getting pretty unlucky in my runs recently but I'm gonna keep trying, this is how my last run went
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>>563654797
good! you should never reject your inner desires
unless it's illegal of course, don't do that
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>>563654797
where's my picture what the stupid site
>>563654786
I think you can curate the TikTok algorithm for your own personal use
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what the hell.... no of course nothing illegal!!
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>>563654652
Let’s fucking go for that Spring Triple Crown, Croix!
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>>563654305
How about friends with benefits?
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Why do you need a boyfriend when you have a wife right here?
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>>563654929
I was just sayinggg~
you seem too sweet for that to be the case anyway
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won't say I *totally* disagree, but I have my own set of standards. to each their own
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>>563654786
I'm a bit of an aspie and thankfully I have good normie friends in class that help me throughout my school life. I don't know what to say other than if they like me I like them (most do not have a share interest) and if I like (if we share an interest) them I don't care of what they think.
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>>563654996
Casually teasing bwo with more and more ecchi umas till he snaps...
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>>563655117
random compliment.... critical hit
I hope you'll have a good rest of the day umadacchi!!!!!
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I HAVE NOTHING TO ROLL FOR UNTIL GRAND LIVE
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>>563654305
I want to see an /uma/ anon dress up as slutty #1 umafans curren chan
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I love MANT, I really do, but man does it take a while.
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>aspie
I was writing out a seethe post, but this explained everything. Thank you for your service aspie.
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>>563655276
you as well dacchi! have a great day
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>>563655358
Part of the plan btw
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you want to surround yourself with older people not from here. this is where degens hang out. try some non gaming discord that build stuff unironically. you need to surround yourself with high agency people not erp faggots. try minecraft or roblox maybe. its age appropriate for you and there are high agency people there. OR you can start investing and building a business like a man and find people who do the same.
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>>563655283
SMaru is my next pull cause I want her to atleast LB1.... but I hope I won't get any FM because she's MLB now, next one is LH + Tachyon banner and Helios uma banner after that
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so cant really easily get barcarole on my fronts too to actually finish the race on the final straight, huh. Rough....
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It should be illegal for your support cards not to pop up after 3 turns. Give me back my time
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>>563655872
I just had a run where none of them showed up the entirety of classic year. Most of them went to 2nd chain junior year and then never appeared again
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Thanks for the erection>>563655903
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Tokyo Sprint with Mama Cocha (number 13) is starting
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>>563655872
Grand Live will fix this
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>>563655470
What of it? Just because you're a socially awkward mess doesn't mean you can not be liked by the people around you.
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>>563656234
do not frot with your fellow trainer
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>>563655995
idk what I'm doing to be honest with Bright, stat wise I can do ok by just gut/wit maxing thanks to her growths, but for CM I actually need good skills too and idk whether even to run her late/end. Also with the mile thing I'm just trying to get Medium S, could go for Mile A but then my chances of getting Medium S would be pretty low
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>>563656304
>worthless
Maybe it's you that have self-esteem issues.
>NEET
I'm not a NEET, I have a semblance of a social life for what its worth.
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Rudolf a slut
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>>563656504
I would just find a borrow parent who has the mile sparks on the grandparents and the medium sparks on the main parent.
Then your own can just be pure medium.
I would run her late for sure because then she can compete for Ryan/Dober unique position.
I would run the standard speedx2, powerx2, witx2 deck and hope you get 1200 speed and at least 900 of both power and wit. If you get that and some good mid game like the corner skills and the skill from Sunday power I think she can compete well. You should borrow Bijin wit because probably going to need NSM to compete with Oguri
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Ah I meant more so to encourage other people. I'm a net negative to society but people love to hang out with me. Some people don't care about stuff other than you being fun to spend time with, and a truly socially inept person wouldn't realize they're awkward. People give a lot of grace in conversation so you guys shouldn't worry about it.
The Haru Urara effect translates into daily life.
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>>563656210
You forgot to add your ellipses spam, go back and rewrite this for me like a good kitten. Otherwise, your tag dancing of "oh... well... im not sure if we would have anything in common......... like we need to figure that out..." just follow the guy if you want to know his hobbies so badly.
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What is f- actually no, I'm not gonna ask
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>El Pero Caca starts her event in Senior Year Late Nov
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i just went to the doctor yesterday and got diagnosed with arthritis and a hernia
umas for this feelim only 28
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It reads like it
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why the fuck do the jannies delete umanko but are nowhere to be seen during all of this
i know you're all lonely /v/irgins who get off on being publicly humiliated but at least have the dignity to do it in a trash thread or discord
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>>563657057
I can't even shitpost about this. Sorry, Anon. Have a cute Bakushin.
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What's frotting and tag dancing
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>>563657124
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Come post in the /vm/a thread with us until the fags fuck off.
All normal /vg/ anons are invited
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>>563656291
>2 manuals
>good megaphone
This is an above average shlop, actually.
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>>563656827
Thank you, that sounds very doable actually, now time to hit those high rolls
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>>563657291
I couldn't talk until I was 3.
I wish I didn't have ASD symptoms.
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you're telling my i missed the erp by like a minute? fuck!
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Did my first XOguri run, got Med S but it only has 800 wit. Don't feel like doing another.
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/uma/ used to be an unc and normie general and not even a year has passed they're filtered already
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>>563657783
dw im still here
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Helios HATE
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They do seem to have a lot of cuties over there though. Wouldn't blame Anons for trying to fish for an uma bf there.
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nyo.. my groundwork..
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/vg/ agent trying to convince anons to spread erp to /vm/a
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/vm/a agent trying to prevent it
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>>563657916
oh thank goodness. i have some catching up to do
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Secret hidden threads, don't tell the mods...
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Why did this get deleted, interns and homosexuals ITT?
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>>563657783
Erp?
El Condor Pasa's Reliable Power?
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in hiding. i've been a /v/ma poster since launch because it fuels my autism concerning all things uma. discussing careers, deck building, comparing builds, and testing umas in races has become incredibly fun for me, but there's no reason I should ever bring up my bisexuality there
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Catched up with Star blossom, and damn why did no one tell me there is a mature Sakura, holy fug.
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>>563657889
me peeping on her
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>>563658275
more like El Condor Pasa's Reliable Paizuri amirite
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>>563657124
>at least have the dignity to do it in a trash thread
that's what I'm doing
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might be a decent daisca. the things at the bottom are gw, moxie and radiant star
shame about no S med
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i guess it's that time.
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>>563658162
The cold war of /vm/ and /vg/.
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>>563657891
She's constantly targeted by an evil hyperactive homo.
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>>563658516
What? Really? We cant post about Super Creek VAing all the MILFs doing lewd things to shotas?
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>Hishiama and Finemo are outside because they couldn't run in the Oka Sho
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I have been completely mesmerized by this short for the past several days. I am now convinced that all available human resources need to be diverted to making tachyon real. No expense is too great.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wMR85PuLGuc
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>is afraid of men
>does 10 morbillion doujins of a trainer(most likely male) banging a trainee
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FUCK
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iirc foreign born hors
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I dropped uma for mongil
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Consuming this Chrono
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This is what I do to my umas that fail Hopeless Stakes.
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Umamusume lost
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Ah right
I didn't know Hishiama was American. That's a shame. Glad that's not a thing anymore right?
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getting consumed by Chrono...
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Can someone post the spark mutating guide pic? I don't have it.
Also, I know I can cope with mile B, but how far I can push my luck with dirt? Is Dirt C enough?
I want to run dirt miles with Teio and she has Mile E and Dirt G.
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>>563659128
huh???
wasnt this just deleted??
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i think 4shit is spazzing
just nuke the website at this point
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Which of the currently active horses would you like to see in uma form?
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>It's like lottery
You could say...it's gambling
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>>563658303
For me it is powerful rabbit
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Even Dirt D is enough. Power is a meme stat
I would say you want Mile A, Sprint A, Medium B, Long C and Turf/Dirt D to be consistent in the early game races.
This assumes you're buying skills. I also use good umas so idk if it will work on a shitter like Teio.
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>>563659045
i hope it's not that severe and she gets healthy in no time
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Okay but I really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyl really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
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shit I forgot to potential her you're all right
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>17 years old
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Images that illicit this reaction?
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>>563659530
Better late than never
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Gaia Force
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I hate this fatfuck
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>be named after god of wind
>every single line she utters has to reference wind somehow
genius writing
i willstill roll for herbecausesex
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Duramente's son and 2024 Sprinters Stakes winner, Lugal is going to Challenge Queen Elizabeth II Jubilee Stakes in UK
https://x.com/tospo_keiba/status/2044219640822542468?s=20
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She is so far away
But I am so excited to see her implemented even if it is just in JP
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Left or right? Sundayman's daughter or Sundayman's granddaughter?
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>>563659465
The yapping king
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For me, it's long ears.
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>>563659224
Chrono cutie
stop making me think of doing that with porno genesis
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>8! second base duration accel for a unique that only really works on Miles
For what purpose
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>>563660381
Admire Groove is my beloved daughter
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>god of wind
does she do boxing
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>>563660381
Aruvu is really hot, but Cesario's career is really cute, so I'll go with her
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>>563661138
nyo some of us are honest trainers
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>start career
>-60 energy
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are we back to normal-normal yet?
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I somehow gotten a 1200speed 1200pow nice nature with my f2p deck, she has to actually try and win it all.
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good night
my shoulders are stiff...
looking forward to the optimized borrows
hope the site's fixed tomorrow
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what the hell that's literally me
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normal-normal?
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wtf who told me the anni missions last till the time the banners change??? I just logged on on there's only 2 hours left
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wtf Sirius Symboli is fucking horny af??
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Are we doing URA or MANT parents for next CMs?
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She will bring the winds of change.
To my pants.
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I am taking names for horses. There are both colts and fillies that are going to America and Europe so you can choose
If anyone wants, I can also post a spread sheet with all the names and achievements/stats of /uma/ named horses
This batch will be the 1986 classic gen, same as Mejiro Ramonu and Nippo Teio (Urara's sire)
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The Winning Live 33 album came out recently with Marche and Loves' solo songs for those that wanted to hear them:
Chotto Dake no Yuuki - Marche Lorraine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz7eNDKQO8U
(Oyasumi Haishin) Minna to Love Hojuu Shita~i - Loves Only You:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJhPc86biv0
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Only Cafe showed up for training today...
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>>563661536
nini anon!!! stupid captcha!!
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NOOOOOO My purity!
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I'm bringing an XOguri with max speed and wit that has tether, hesitant pace and a front stam debuff, a late with a front stam debuff and an end closer.
That way if my Oguri ends up in the back for whatever reason I can grab the front umas by the leg and give my other two a chance with the added chance of maybe gassing out a front.
Will it work? Idunnolol
The end closer is an oshi pick so I don't want to drop her for a dominator.
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Cafe is the only responsible one
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Fuck that ugly clock eating cunt Vodka
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Curren Chan turns my little brother into the big brother
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Sounds like your trainee didn't have enough fuel left in the tank.
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I'm bringing three Late Surgers and praying
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I love King Halo. I wish perseverance was real.
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Was she always this flat
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Wonder if anons got their uma dakimakuras yet.