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>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya, Galleon, Wilnas, Ilsa, by yours truly Anon!
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR
>This week's F2P rotation
Gran, Djeeta, Seox, Narmaya and Sandalphon.
>Steam page
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/
>Website
https://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/
>Resources:
https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR
>Twitter hashtags
https://x.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711
>Match replays
https://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs
>Graphic Enhancements for PC
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142
>Enable sound while the game runs in the background
https://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/
>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black void
https://gamebanana.com/mods/484409

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>>563781160
Dead game.
Dead general.
EOS soon.
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DSG
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AKG
(alive kino game)
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ferry's pits
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i luv sheep
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gwanbwoo fwantasy vewsus... wising
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>>563781594
miko baby
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Erune women
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what error is this, I cant find it online,
Unable to access online features.
010e-0067-00000067
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>>563781527
sheep luvs fried horse pussy
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boof yool
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Any way to make the game look less like Mud?
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I have a raging boner
who should I main?
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>>563782251
Djeeta
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>>563782289
/ggg/ is based?
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>>563781849
delete your loli folder NOW
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Judging by the last thread all we needed to revive this general was rats...
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personally i prefer sheep
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>>563782451
I will do what I must
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>>563782413
No!
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>>563781849
are on the crack?
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I must cum inside Vikala's fertile womb or else I will die
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>>563782646
ya, I assume its the newest one but I'm not sure, got it from a cheat engine website
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>>563782247
mud?
read the op for the resolution fix
or stop playing Galleon
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>open lobby
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>>563782501
Based
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>>563782857
the worker ant is confused without his queen
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>>563782652
she's going to be fertile for another 20 years bro
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Desu... we LOST thirteen dollars and ninety cents today...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH
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>>563782990
but she's only in her prime now
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LUCKY
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COOKIE
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COGGY!
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Intense sex for the purpose of reproduction with Djeeta
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>>563783754
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>>563783873
charlotta cannot defeat a top tier like cog
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>>563783959
but she won?
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>>563784045
the pathetic friendless retards contest
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>>563783873
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>>563784118
... jerk!
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>>563784428
im jerking it off but not to uglylotta
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Dead
Slop
Game
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I masturbate only to the cute girls of this game
(everyone but Katalina)
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I am going to pull a tooth tomorrow
then I shall grub and eat icecream during recovery
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>>563785205
Eating ice cream with an open nerve in your mouth seems like a dumb idea, how will you concentrate on your oki through the pain?
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Where oh where has the asker gone, oh where oh where could he be?
I've looked all round and have been unable to found the one asked this grubby.
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raziel bouncing on my cock crazy style
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>>563785509
was almost a good post until it wasn't about me
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https://x.com/YoruSenseii/status/2044405967123562584

>1% packetloss
nm ban his ass
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>>563785607
you're supposed to self-insert into the post you baka
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>>563785679
was I? was that really your intention when making that post?
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>>563785754
no I was lying to make you feel better. sorry.
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I think Raziel is overrated
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Raziel's smooth feet
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Meet your season 3 casts
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>>563786069
*yawn*
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>>563786069
Good lord imagine
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Meet your season 3 guest

https://youtu.be/RZ_0ImDYrPY?si=cuNEohDcJFVKGpqE
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>>563786145
What? You don't want a big lady who peek on you during your sex sessions?
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>>563785394
No pain no gain
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I want a big lady that will tear my ass with her juicy, humongous futa schlong
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bikki's EXTREMELY smoochable tummy
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this game looks amazing on my rtx 5090
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>>563786903
Yes!!!
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New mechanic......
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>>563786903
intelligent post
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>>563785614
is BSG retarded
3/150 doesn't mean anything
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>>563786557
nah
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>>563787223
>babu without her pacifier
cvrsed
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Raziel for grub 3
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im seeing some convincing arguments
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>>563788856
She'll never be in Rising (game's dead and finished after Cygames Cup 2027)
She'll never in Relink or it's eventually sequel
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Being a dooming faggot is not a real personality.
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Neither is being a delusional faggot posting a character that isn't in the game.
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Yet
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The white mutt is getting uppity again
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>2027
>/gbvsg/ consists entirely of the razieltard posting pics and saying "meet your season 3 guest"
Grim.
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>>563787223
Oh SHIT

Helel ben Shalem is...JEWISH
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A season full of Raziels... Holy
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tread carefully xewom.. the watews awen't safe..
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>>563789618
i hate how this guy draws mouths
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>>563789925
>6000+ years old
>wanna fuck 15 years old danchou
>can change people's race and gender at will
>main job was to kill infidels
>Santa somehow still think she is a good guy and even kept her sweater gift for 6000 years and gave it to her 2 years ago
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>Raziel
>Her gameplay will be like Asuka + Goldlewis
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>>563792827
Danchou isnt 15 they're in their mid 20's by this point
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>>563785614
It's funny seeing people all butthurt over Yoru. You can be sure that if he was just some noob no one would be complaining, but because the guy is good and actually wins suddenly some scrubs wants him out of the competition
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>>563793384
Someone get Vane on the phone, stat.
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>>563793384
somebody said goldship acts like an autistic boy and I can never unsee it
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>>563793384
This horse is coming with me de arimasu
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>>563794903
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redditship
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>>563793384
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>is that... humor not buried under 20 layers or irony!?!?
>MUH REDDIT!
What a miserable existence.
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>>563793384
>>563795696
WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDD XXXXDDDD OMGOSH DDDD XXXXDDD LOOOOLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDD XDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD
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All Nierposts are just people doing a bit, right?
None of them actually behave this way, right?
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>>563796643
Would pin down Nier, kill Death, and then do sexo Nier as she's mindbroken
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>>563796643
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>>563796747
i make the guhihihi laugh in real life
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>>563796870
like... from spongebob?
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>>563797014
ive never seen an episode of sponge bob in my life
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>>563797179
Then perish.
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>>563797179
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>>>563796643
another abhorrent nierpost
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>>563797721
Kino
Fuck Nier
Fuck 0range_Planet/holds up spork
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>redditbob
way to out yourself as a redditor
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>everything I don’t like is… le reddit!
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yes
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>>563796852
LOL I JUST LITERALLY


PEED

MY

PANTS


JUST A LITTE THOUGH

I MEAN ITS A LITTLE SPOT NOT LIKE IT RUINED MY CHAIR R NYTHING LOL BUT FOR REAL EPIC LULZ *HIGH FIVES* XDDDDXXDDXDXXDDXDDDD
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my nier sisters and i shopping:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLmD_69pXpk
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>>563796643
>>563799703
Thank you for reminding me of the warm days of my youth
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>>563799872
I wish I could be this happy about something
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>>563799914
YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE

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| KAWAII TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., ___.
|_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |
”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ ⊂(゚Д゚⊂⌒) IT CANT BE HELPED!!!


IF U WERE KILLED ASHITA, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR
FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA BAKA THAT KOROSU U!
..._.....____________________, ,
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...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
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.//___//

WE TRUE TOMODACHI
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
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>>563800237
( ´_ゝ`)
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thoughts on sex?
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never had it
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I can change that
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I'm tired, so tired
I'm tired of having sex (so tired)
I'm spread so thin
I don't know who I am (who I am)
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I must confess...I use the Nier lobby avatar...but I don't play Nier...
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when is the yuel skin
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>>563803238
Which one though?

The SR outfit is simplistic sex, but the grand is detailed sex.

Her summer and duo outfits are too revealing so they'd either never be picked or censored so ignore them.
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anyone up for some lobby games?
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>>563805151
main?
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>>563805151
favorite motorcycle?
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i'm having weird desires to start keeping my digital spaces organized and clean and tidy while my real room remains unpresentable
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We were never friends. We will never be friends. I merely used you to pad my ego with easy wins.

To be a friend one must be equals. We are not equals.
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>>563805734
you're my friend
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what a miserable existence
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>>563799872
wheres the pink one
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bros...
they're doing the aya hirano thing in ggg...
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>>563805957
i don't play that game
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>>563805957
you mean /gggbvsg/
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Why are you crying back to here...
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Watch the anime
https://x.com/i/status/2044979432147103924
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>>563806176
nobody wants to play me in strive...
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>>563807213
>he's not in the secret gbvsg strive lobby
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>>563807213
what kind of drink would kizzie make me if I said "surprise me king"
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>>563807348
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>>563803873
Bikini is always ok though
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kizzie agrees
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I met kizzie in real life and he said that from a single glimpse of my persons he could tell I ain't not no jizzington
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>>563808762
kizzie would never gate keep the faithful
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>>563805597
I feel the same and thought about it for a moment
I probably think this way is because I live with my family and hate the idea that they can just intrude on my room and see it whenever they want, meanwhile my digital stuff is 100% safe from any possible intruders
Still don't know how to fix the problem
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>>563810143
*think this way because, I swear I'm not ESL
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WE
WILL
NYAVER
BE
FWENS
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>>563810285
post hand manilapag
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Kumbira and Anila figurines
https://x.com/AmiAmi_English/status/2044948921412358164
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>>563810896
fucking finally, I've been storing up for a hotglue for what felt like years now
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...
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>>563810962
ONLY UMISHO COULD DO THIS
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>>563810962
I have that exact monitor
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>>563810962
Gooks hates this.
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Anila? More like, Anala
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I kinda feel like picking up CotW again but I'm intimidated by how good the remaining 7 players must be by now
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>>563811693
Wait until the Kenshiro patch
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>>563811642
anawa.. the wim weaper...
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>>563811693
Desu how are you supposed to practice for it? It has huge tournament prizes but somehow there's still so few people playing it online...
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>>563811906
>he didnt hire a cotw coach
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>>563811906
The SNK curse...
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>>563811693
Krauser is next week so...
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>>563811906
If I already have the gene, why would I play online for the potential for someone to study my play/copy me to have a chance at luckrolling me.

the money is in the bag as long as I don't play
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>>563810416
Bet you feel stupid now
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>>563811906
Checked
>charts
and it's even more ded than Rising. What the heck bwos, I thought we were suffering, but they have it worse than us
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>>563811693
Oh hey, I am one of those
I am fucking terrible at it
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>>563812351
Where the fuck are your fingernails lmao
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>>563812840
its called having a girlfriend or a mom who still has hopes for you
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>>563812840
I clip them like that so I don't have to do it again for a while
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>>563811906
There are people playing in the low ranks, I've had no problems finding a match but my guess is Europe might be kind of dead like in rising
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>feel when I realize there are 2x the number of GM slots than the number of active players and I still can't get GM
Man...
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>playing ranked
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>>563813331
Stop reminding me
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>>563813331
the daily player count is not indicative of the active playerbase as a whole
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>>563813408
playing ranked is a sign of self-harm
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You just know the worms that come here to shitpost about grubbas leaving for Strive, how Strive killed GBVSR or whatever retarded shit they spout, don't actually fucking play Strive. They probably don't even play Granblue. Hell, sometimes I wonder if they even play Fighting Games or if they're some kind of single cell form of life who's only purpose is trying to be annoying.
Strive is a garbage game. Their newest patch is a step in the right direction, sure, but a piece of shit will remain a piece of shit no matter how much you polish it.
Honestly screw that. All Guilty Gears suck, it's not just Strive. They're all kuso.
I'll go even further. All fighting games suck except for Rising. I'm a Rising supremacist. 66L and all. BC and all.
I'll deal with 66L and BC forever but I won't deal with Strive's garbage for another minute.
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>>563813589
shh
let the retards think 200 concurrent players the moment they check means there's only 200 people playing the game
makes it easier to spot retards
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>>563813589
stop being blackphobic dude, not cool, we support xewom and kizzie here
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lol blud got triggered by thread-onlyGAWDS
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LARPing not only as a zoomie, but as a BLACK zoomie has got to be the saddest shit I see in this general...
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I hate fighting games but I LOVE party games like Smash and Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising!
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>>563816264
if you don't fw OJ too, gtfo
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"Single main" fighting game is a bitch.
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>>563816121
if that's your take from that post, you are truly retarded
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>>563813331
>10 lobbingtons
>390 GM slots
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>>563818301
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>>563818301
Is it possible to get one of these if I don't live in Burgerland?
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>defeat GM
>he quits after one
get back here and give me your gemmies
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>>563818616
no.. the sun is in my eye
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>>563818575
Yeah, well not the Nier one but after last granblue fest they sold them via the cygames store and even with all the buyee fees it's still cheaper than buying them from scalpers on ebay, that said it's going to be a while until the next granblue fes
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>>563818616
ur fucken random
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>>563818986
nuh uh
ur predictable
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Damn, I might need to take a break from the game.
A week. Not playing Stroive.
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>>563819165
Why is that?
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>>563819165
Cute liquid fox
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>>563815847
I got bored with Jam and uninstalled again tonight. Despite all they've done, the game is still a non-stop coinflip guessing game and neutral basically doesn't exist. Blueslop complainers would explode if they knew what you can do with 50 meter in soive. I want 66L and BC nerfed but at least those are just two mechanics.
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AIEEEE WHY IS BLUE NIER IN THE REPLAY CHANNEL I CAN'T UNSEE IT AND MY DAY IS RUINED FUK YOU FUK YOU FARK YOU
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I like fighting games
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If I can conclude, It remains as the hardest fighting game franchise?
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>>563818852
Vasanon, it's 3am
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>>563820029
No it's not you filthy texas jeet
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Yeah, it's 2 am
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>>563819693
I don't enjoy Strive's neutral. Normals being huge (and I want to say disjointed), coupled with the camera being too zoomed in makes it feel claustrophobic as hell. Add the ACTUAL jumpscares and it feels like there's very little difference between being up close or full screen, you're always one millisecond away from possibly exploding.
I'm not a huge DBFZ guy but the modicum I've played of that game it felt like it didn't have these problems, even with Superdash and actual lightning fast full screen moves, each space on the screen felt very distinct. See picrel
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>>563820807
Just to be perfectly clear here: you are saying that DBFZ has more neutral and is less degenerate than Strive?
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>>563821063
I didn't say anything like that in my post. read it again
however, you asked
>less degenerate
no
>more neutral
yes
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>>563819969
only one fighting game has neechang in it
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>>563821264
This post >>563820807
Has both of these sentences:
>you're always one millisecond away from possibly exploding (in Strive)
>I'm not a huge DBFZ guy but the modicum I've played of that game it felt like it didn't have these problems
How could I not interpret that as you saying that you think in DBFZ you are NOT always one millisecond away from possibly exploding?
You are.
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>>563821472
Yes! the best modern fighting game in the market right now: Granblue Fantasy Versus - Rising
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>>563821661
i think he meant ketsu battler...
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>>563821773
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>>563819635
Just feeling like I'm getting worse. Falling back to bad habits.
Frustrated at my own performance. Hating playing against other characters.
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>>563821492
>DBFZ you are NOT always one millisecond away from possibly exploding
nta but this statement is correct
you are much safer full screen and are not at danger of exploding
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>>563821492
Different anon here and I think DBFZ is more extreme overall but the meterless defensive options balance out the various offensive options to make the game less intimidating than Strive when you don't have any tension but your opponent has enough to use a fullscreen burst option into RC to make it plus on block or whiff. I'm new to Strive and probably missing something but when Jam does her exploding kick into RC I don't know what to do about it, and if she gets in without spending that tension her pressure feels endless with a potential high/low at any point and a building RISC meter to punish you for blocking all of it
Also DBFZ gives you three healthbars so you inherently have more wiggle room from that
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I really don't know how to fix this.
Recently had a small, casual tournament and performed as expected. Lost all matches.
My first match was actually going really fucking well at first 1-0. 2-0. Then 2-1, and I think to myself, fine. We are still ahead, we can do this. 2-2. Then 2-3. Opponent congratulates me, says it was close.
Was really feeling good about myself at first. But then small mistakes stacked on each other, and big, dumb mistakes led to losing the rounds.
This is purely a mental thing. Discipline and a cool head. My brain just can't keep up with the pressure. And I have no idea how to fix this, outside of playing more Ranked and in tournaments and to focus on maintaining discipline.

It's not even that I'm a nervous mess in real life. Quite the opposite. If you told me to go there to these people and say something dumb, I'd shrug and do it.

Do you have any tips? God, please don't let this be some deep-rooted psychological problem that has nothing to do with Rising itself. Guess I have to fly over to the Amazonas and overdose on some Ayahuasca to perform better in casual low-stakes tournaments. It's not even like I want to win EVO.
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>>563823716
play bea and press your donkey kong fH that beats every option and autoconfirms into infinity damage and corner carry on every hit
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>>563790495
>>563789783
>>563789658
>>563789618
>>563789180
>>563789037
>>563788856
>>563788597
No one likes this character.

Thank god GBVSR is adding one everyone likes.

Make space... FOR ID...
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I look forward to Id.
I hope they give him a cool install with his dragon form.
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But will it have a "big" patch aside of the new mechanic?
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>I look forward to Id.
Thank you for your contribution (killing Rising)(and almost Relink. My normalfag friend who played it thinks he's the worst and most forced character he ever saw in fiction)!
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>>563824208
I wish his install didn't look like shit
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>>563824440
he's cosplaying as diablos for furcon 2026, stop being a bigot and just let him pee on you dude what the fuck is your problem
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>>563824268
Bamco recently kneeled to arcsys and made a big nerf patch for kekken (still have much to do though) so why not?
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Relink open beta next weekend
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66U
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>>563825360
>Arcsys saved fighting games and shown nerfs are better
Nani?
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>>563825417
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=2925
It's not much but hey it's something.
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i thought Id was that cute little loli
now im not excited anymore
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>>563825698
That is IO the Grandcypher prostitute who only fucks virgin men
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>>563825698
Id opens the door for Gallanza and Maglielle
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>>563825931
What a polite young man.
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>>563825931
fuck no. keep that shit in relink
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>>563825931
How about we close that door and add Andira instead?
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>>563823716
Take a short break before rematching to compose yourself and analyze what you could try to do better. This is useful both to fix what you're doing wrong and to halt your opponent's momentum. In-game, if you start panicking then start playing more defensively while you try to work out your next move. If you're already on defense, then commit to down-back and chill out. Of course, you can also just throw out BC as a panic button.
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>>563825931
>Gallanza
Didn't his VA die a couple of years ago?
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>>563825698
Id spelt backwards is Di, which is an incomplete spelling of dick
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>>563810962
i'm glad my picture is still scaring people after all this time
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>>563825698
We're living in the worst timeline...
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>>563823716
just play in more tournaments. against that zoitard you do nothing and let him hang himself.
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>>563825931
Only Mag is worth adding
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Nobody
Wants
Harvin
Shits
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>Schizo posted it again award
We love Mag around here
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>Shit eaters love shit
Wow, I'm shocked...
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>>563828443
I guess it was inevitable that someone would notice.
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>scat out of nowhere
Truly mindbroken
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>just woke up with BSTL
I thought this granblue fantasy versus rising sponsored heat wave was over
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>>563830308
But you are the schizo
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>>563830929
>out of nowhere
You lot are called "harvin shitters" for a reason
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i shall start playing strive and get so good people will ignore tournaments because i will be a clear winner
therefore people will drop the game like they once did to tekken
furthermore people will go into granblue
i alone shall bring season 4-10 in Granblue Fantasy Versus: Rising
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>563832361
>563834112
too obvious
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Line up every zodiac and female evoker for a cunt punting
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>>563823716
get slightly drunk before playing and recreate that mental state in the future
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https://www.twitch.tv/yumegiwahatake

niia on the telly for all of 10 seconds
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>>563838750
That is ten seconds too many
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>>563838750
>whiff 66L into 2H
What an awful fucking game
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>>563838750
nm niia just reverse 3-0'd a vane
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nier is le bad
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>>563840974
you typed this and now nier is getting her rim reaped
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That's kinda hot.
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>>563840974
Yes. If you lose to Nier, you suck.
>>
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>>563841578
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
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>>563841578
why vira kissing niia
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Nier is waifu goyslop
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>>563841578
this gen is pretty cool after all
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>jap scene so dead niggas just be playing meme characters in grand finals in online tournaments
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>>563842009
Huh, just like our scene
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>>563813331
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>>563842009
ookawa is a vira loyalist
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>>563842009
thats right bottom 1 nier just beat S tier contender vira 6-0.
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how is nier bad again
>>
commence the agendaposting
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i bought pears today
and then i read a bunch of people saying fruits actually aren't healthy and have almost no vitamins or nutrients
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>>563842508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVBwpIj_ID0
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>>563842508
>he fell for the fruit meme
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>>563842508
Uuooh...Vas anon...I tried to eat something nice but it wasn't nice according to some unspecified people on the internet...save me Vas anon...
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>>563843102
i'm always trying to move away from the tyranny of bread and eat more real food, i'm convinced it's the proper way to eat
but i'm too addicted to potato chips
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>>563843645
ive always disliked pears. they just taste like sugar and plastic to me.
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>>563844164
i fucking HATE apples and bananas, and oranges are acidic and sugary enough for me to believe the propaganda that they're bad for your teeth if you eat too many
plus pears have no peels or cores
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>>563842508
I bought pears, bananas and avovados, and doing well with them.
The real benefit is eating whole foods. Your stomach can handle a single pear a lot better than some salad or eating bread with different toppings.
I still need some cheese, since it's not that filling for a lunch
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>>563844310
>if you eat too many
WOOOOOOW! YOU DON'T SAY NARMTARD?!? DID YOU KNOW THAT DRINKING WATER IS ALSO BAD FOR YOU IF YOU DRINK TOO MUCH OF IT?
>>
granblue stinky vegan farts rising
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>>563844310
>i fucking HATE apples and bananas, and oranges are acidic and sugary enough for me to believe the propaganda
There really are so many imbecils out there that think like this huh
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>if you eat too many
How fat do you need to be that one apple or banana isn't enough?
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>>563844310
>hate bananas
What the fuck is wrong with you
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>Gotta watch your fruit intake man, all that sugar...
>*finishes a can of soda*
>not good for your teeth, man, tons of sugar in fruit...
>*eats a fourth cookie*
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>>563844665
water poisoning isnt real
drink 48 bottles of water in a row RIGHT NOW
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vegetablesCHADs rise up
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>>563844856
I have tried so fucking hard to like bananas
I have eaten so many god damn apples and bananas
And I just fucking hate them
I don't mind the taste once they're in my mouth
but eating them is such a fucking chore
Not even like "oh I have to get rid of the peel/core"
But just building up the mental energy to force myself to eat a banana or an apple
If I have bananas or apples in my house, I will walk to the store to buy something else without even thinking about it, my body doesn't even register them as food
I'd rather eat vegetables

>>563844849
Both of these foods only make you hungrier after eating them
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Damn, I fucking love omelettes.
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D-D-durian...
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>>563844902
>Already forgot about Hold your Wee for a Wii
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>>563844856
nta but they smell bad and the texture is awful and they don't go good with anything else to an attempt to salvage their natural inferiority
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>but eating them is such a fucking chore
???
>Not even like "oh I have to get rid of the peel/core"
????
>But just building up the mental energy to force myself to eat a banana or an apple
??????????
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>>563844751
I hold it and then unleash it as soon as I sit down at the setup to play my matches. Chemical warfare. The rules don't say a single goddamn thing about chemical warfare. I can live with my stench, I enjoy it now, the sulfur smells sweet to me as long as it came from me, you can't handle it, your eyes water, it's so different from the air in your apartment that you run through three different air filters that you can't even comprehend what's happening to you, through the water and the pain you can barely see me hitting you with cXXoverhead for the eighth time in a row but you've accepted in your mind that it's something happening over there, not something happening to you, what's happening to you is the smell of the high fiber fermentation based cow diet I've been eating exiting my anus as lethal methane gas and causing what feels like death in your brain, your life's flashing before your eyes, I never told her I love her, my insecurity has always alienated me from my friends and it's my fault, why did I think it was okay to main Lowain, all these thoughts flash by before you even realize that you've lost the set 0-3 to me, and when I get up I don't waddle off to the bathroom, no, I'm holding that shit in for the next guy, one of these days I'm going to gas Monarch and Gamera, the rules don't say a FUCKING thing about it.
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>>563845132
eggs are the true GAWDfood but i hate cooking and cleaning up after them so i only consume them with noodles cause you can just stick them in the pot
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>>>>>>nta but they smell bad
>>>>>>>>>and the texture is awful
>>>>>>>>>>>>>and they don't go good with anything else
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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>>563845232
NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO LIKE EVERY FOOD STOOOOPPP YOU WILL EAT CLAM CHOWDER AND CRACKERS EVERY DAY AND YOU WILL NEVER GET SICK OF THEM YOU WILL BE EXCITED FOR IT EVERY DAY YOU HAVE TO LIKE THE FOOD STOOOOOPPPPP
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>>563845205
i remember that. didn't howard stern have someone hospitalized for the same thing?
seems like women just cant drink water.
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>>563845132
Can you make me an omelette and draw my name on it with a little heart around it?
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>>563845449
My favorite Granblue doujin
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you are talking.
about.
fucking.
bananas.
and apples.
not clam chowder.
or creackers.
you are mentally ill definitely.
or an alien who came from a different planet and cannot eat the most basic standard healthy fruits.
you and sikhander need to definitely kill yourselves for spouting that nonsense
absolutely incomprehensible.
you are not people.
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>>563845578
Draw?
Like, with pencils?
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>>563845647
I like pears though
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>>563845578
Eggs taste terrible Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising
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>>563845647
waitwaitwaitWAITWA-
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>>563845647
WHY AM I MENTIONED
I BOUGHT PEARS AND BANANAS TODAY
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>>563845487
>howard stern
Who?
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Pizza is a vegetable
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>handerschizo is an apple and banana defender
It all makes sense now
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>>563845380
BANANAS
TASTE
LIKE
SHIT
SMELL
BAD
HAVE
HORRID TEXTURE
MY TONGUE AND MOUTH ARE BEING RAPED
EVERYTIME I PUT A BANANA IN MY MOUTH
THEY FEEL GROSS WHEN I SWALLOW THEM
THEY HAVE A SHITTY AFTERTASTE
I HATE FUCKING BANANAS
THEY ARENT EVEN ACTUAL BANANAS
THEY ARE A GROSS HUMAN MOCKERY OF LIFE
A DISGUSTING FRUIT HOMUNCULI
GRANBLUE FANTASY BILE IN MY MOUTH VERSUS RISING
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>>563845979
We found him! The one poster under the age of 25
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>creackers.
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>>563845998
pizza is good for you when it has things on it other than 4 layers of cheese and fried meats
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This is what happens when Cygames refuses to release a single fucking good patch in over a year
>>
Don't worry. Cygames will kneel to Arcsys in no time and take notes.
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>BANANAS
>TASTE
>LIKE
>SHIT
>SMELL
>BAD
>HAVE
>HORRID TEXTURE
subhuman, alien piece of shit
you will never be a person
probably a brown alien too, not even a white one
YWNBAP
>>
Nnnnnnyactyually, browns would like tropicyal fruits more if nyou think abyout it
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>>563845728
No, you use the sriracha sauce as though it were a pencil, but the name is drawn with the sauce, not with graphite. It makes me feel loved.
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Wilnas gorilla enjoyer here. The key to bananas is not just what banana, but also when to eat it. Eat one too soon, right as you walk in the door, and it's difficult to peel, has a rough texture, and has a slightly bitter taste. Eat one too late and, well, you know what happens - mush and foul odor. The perfect, ripe banana still has firm texture to it, but has sat around long enough so that it is easy to peel and offers a sweet taste. Your typical store bought banana will peak in texture and flavor about 18-24 hours after you bring it home. Small bunches are more preferable as you are more likely to finish them before both the peak and post-peak periods end and they begin to mush.
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>>563846703
>you use the sriracha sauce
bwo...
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why does sriracha last years without going bad, i've never understood that
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>>563846126
I'm 30yrs old, I have just never gave a shit about celebs.
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R-R-Rambutan...
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banana vs nobanana team battle now
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thank you wilnasgpt
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And I once thought of you as friends.
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>>563846961
>anons think I sound like Chat GPT
I'm....honestly pretty upset about this
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>>563846817
I like it when a banana is still very ever so slightly green, where you can already easily pinch the top of the peel to start the unpeeling process. Whenever there's no slightly bitter taste, the banana is a little too mushy for me desu. Completely yellow bananas are ok to eat with other stuff like cereal or ice cream or (air)frying/baking by themselves
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>>563842009
He got 5k gemmies with nier... as a JOKE
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>>563847068
it means you type like a redditor from 10 years ago
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Bananas are bottom tier. Edible, but I'd rather have anything else. They simply lack the juicy freshness of other fruits. Not to mention they stop looking appealing very quickly

Plantains are fucking amazing though but you fry those.
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>>563846832
It's inedible, it's not actually food, it just causes pain as it passes through your system completely undigested. As a modern American I enjoy the pain. My life is so distant from the suffering that permeates every aspect of real life, the life of survival and struggle and death, that I enjoy getting little tastes of it. The giving of pain from the young girl dressed as a maid for my sexual pleasure, which she understands but pretends not to, is not just a return to reality, it is my punishment, it is my judgment, which perversely comes from the girl that I am punishing, and the shared minor trauma bonds us, briefly.

This is why I enjoy fighting games as well. I am made to suffer. My ego hurts every night. The only explanation is that I must love it. Why else would I come back? Why don't I just win one more match and retire undefeated? I love to struggle. It's the only thing that makes sense.
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I GENUINELY cannot believe I am sharing this space with subhumans such as the one above
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>>563847215
Finally. I was waiting for the plantain hipsters to start showing up once the banana debate started. Hooly kek
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>>563847168
But I don't use le
>2016 was ten years ago
Damn

I'm even more upset now
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>>563847215
omg litchi faye ling
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>>563847291
>plantain hipsters
Idunno how it is in >burgerland but its prefectly normal to eat those here. influence from the countries we've colonized.
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>>563847168
AI is just going to be reddit personified, it's the main training material.
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It's time to purge all the anons.
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>all that peak in passable
would beat your face in
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>>563847215
i agree with most of this except the hatred of citrus and avocado needs to go in dumpster tier
plum goes to amazing
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>>563846920
Rambutan and litchi are good desu, but I don't want to sound like a third worlder
>>
>Skip Coconut
>No Dragon Fruit
Dropped
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>>563847215
>not eating the more nutritious parts of the citrus
I can understand skipping the skin, but the inner fruit is great
>>
Would you dance with Djeeta?
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>avocado needs to go in dumpster tier
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>>>>>>>>peach not in S
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>>563847564
yes and i would step on her feet
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>>563847564
If she can do pole dances and serve private lap dances then sure.
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>Game so shit that fucking fruits sparks more discussion than the game itself.
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>>563847423
>>563847516
>hatred of citrus
it tastes good I just dont like the white stringy shit.
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>fruit tier list
>doesn't list tomato
Every fruit tier list serves as a basic IQ test
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>>563847564
yes and she'd step on my face
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>>563847617
>>563847678
>>563847759
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>>563847693
>thread doesn't discuss the game
>it's suddenly infinitely more fun and enjoyable
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>>563847579
fuck you and your feminine reddit taste buds
avocados taste like nothing but somehow smell like shit
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these niggas are discussing fruits
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>>563847678
so you want to do those dances with her? think we've got the fruitiest post of the thread here
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>>563847816
You can call me Bubba with how much fried shrimp I'd push into your ass in GRANBLUE FANTASY VERSUS............RISING
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>>563847693
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dota2_gamepedia/images/7/7c/Vo_doom_bringer_doom_lasthit_11.mp3/revision/latest?cb=20201010214442
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>>563847693
Alright Doom-sama, explain to the class your fruity opinions
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>>563847907
Oh yes I do want to do a double dance with her.
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>>563847861
Fruits are infinitely more:
>fun
>tasty
>interesting
>deep
>varied
>technical
Than GRANBLUE FANTASY VERSUS RISING THE GAME DESIGNED TO GROOM NEW TRANSISTERS INTO LIKING HOMOCOCK AND SLOP BABY MODE MECHANICS!!!
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>>563847794
why is she looking at me like that...
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>>563847817
Avocados taste like eggs
and are therefore good
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>>563847693
Let's see Mr. Latveria's opinions on fruit...
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>>563847930
Fruits are for queers.
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I like cauliflower
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>>563848048
#vegetablegang
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I still like this video game.
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>>563847817
Good job getting filtered by a fruit that supposedly has no taste then kekypow
They also don't actually smell like anything so perhaps you were just born physically challenged on top of also mentally it seems.
Calling someone feminine despite going "YUCKY" when met with something as good as avocado is also peak irony. Worthless, bitch.
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>>563847465
Weird tropical fruits are high class in the west, they're the most expensive produce you can buy. I could buy a cake for what it costs to get myself one (1) dragonfruit.
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>>563848089
correct de arimasu
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Mind watching my fruit while I go take a shit real quick?
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>>563847564
Which class is this? Wife?
>>563847794
And this is the bedroom class?
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>>563848021
She's not angry. She's just disappointed.
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>>563848196
dragonfruit is the ultimate third world psyop
literally just a bland kiwi
but name anything after a dragon and it'll sell
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>>563848315
Skins/portraits related to the main story quest.
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JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL
>>
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL WHO PUT A DURISHIT HERE
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>>563848284
Apparently a friend of mine likes to keep a couple of these lying around and constantly keeps at least 2 stocked at all times since they can be used as weapons against burglars. Both the spiky exterior and opening them to throw the slop at people
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apples are lame
bananas are good
kiwi are gawdlike when not over-ripened
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Something's foul. I can smell it.
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>>563848597
Are neechang, Sheep, Galleon, and Metera over-ripened...?
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>>563848628
you should smile more honey
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>>563848628
The face Metera made when I asked her on a date and she realized all at once she can't do better than me
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>>563848662
metera makes dumpies and rapes shotas
you are probably smelling that
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>>563848097 (Me)
Sorry meant to post this on:
>/ggg/
>/akg/
>/end/
>/mjg/
>/uma/
>/sfg/
>/king/
>/sora/
>/lcg/
>/ink/
>/czn/
>/xivg/
>/mrg/
>/drg/
>/wowg/
>/gbpen/
>/owg/
>/wpsg/
>/wuwa/
>/bag/
>/gfg/
>/bag/
>/hig/
>/trick/
>/zzz/
>/lolg/
>/bgg/
>/poeg/
>/dng/
>/gig/
>/wtg/
>/tsg/
>/pg/
>/thlg/
>/dlg/
>/msg/
>/erg/
>/ssg/
>/sgwg/
>/pcrg/
>/wfg/
>/rwg/
>/cdg/
>/mori/
>/osg/
>/1999/
>/fgoalter/
>/fgo/
>/bd2g/
>/eftg/
>/hdg/
>/d2g/
>/utg/
>/mg/
>/pgr/
>/meta/
>/snowg/
>/gw2g/
>/dna/
>/ksg/
>/omg/
>/pmmm/
>/umaJP/
>/domg/
>/dbdg/
>/bfg/
>/esg/
>/hsg/
>/gbp/
>/tg/
>/rdg/
>/kdg/
>/lisg/
My bad!
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>>
Those aren't strippers... where strippers?
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>>563848886
you luv these generals?
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>>563849089
I was surprised half of these even exist.
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Where did he go
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>>563848969
I see.
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>>563848969
Ariba!
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>>563849219
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>>563849468
please delete this cultural appropriation
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>>563849468
How come the game never got cancelled over this?
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>>563849468
>Gran, there's only one way you can defeat Yoru...
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>>563849468
i dont understand why this is even a thing in the sense of
>who would want this?
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>>563849468
>All these whites and SEAs saying this is racist
Meanwhile me, a professional taco slayer: this is cool actually
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>>563849468
djeeta is so cute...
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>>563849554
Yoru never plays offlines
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>>563849468
Is this real?
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>>563849468
Lyria and Vyrn clearly have more fun with Gran.
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>>563849468
i want to go back in time and become a bandoneon player... and yes i know those are not bandoneon
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to the original anon and to the anon that reminded me a day or two ago about it - thank you, just got it
ordered yesterday and got it today, surprisingly fast delivery
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>>563849972
SEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXX
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>>563849846
its because gran has the cooler hat. djeeta's hat looks dumb...
>>
GAME SAAR
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>>563850027
SAAAAAAAAAAAAR
DO NOT 66L YOU BLOODY BASTARD
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>>563850027
>actually bought the gamesaar
we got him bros
lmao
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>>563850027
How does the d-pad feel?
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>>563850027
were gonna need a review on this now that you fell for the gamesir
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>>563850027
Please try it out and tell me if the D-pad feels just like the Dualshock controller.
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>>563850097
NOO NOOOOOO
DO NOT 66L
DO NOOT 66LLLLL!!!!!!
WHY DEED YOU 66L?????
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>>563850307
DO NOT REDEEM
SAAR
SAAR DO NOT SPEND 50 METER TO REDEEM THE BLUE SLOP
>>
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>>563850027
what the fuck is this bootleg shit my man
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>>563847564
How does she feel about bananas?
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please sirs it has the 5 star reviews on the amazon
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>>563847564
I won't dance
How could I?
I won't dance
Why should I?
>>
LMAO
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>>563851031
ISSA NOT!!!
damage is Narm EX's strength
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>>563851031
>being counterhittable against changex
issa 2 toucha
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>>563851031
ISSA
NOT
A
TWO
TOUCHA
OKAY
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>>563851031
>shitty low tier has a genuine two touch
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>>563850097
>>563850186
>>563850249
>>563850257
>>563850297
>>563850771
>>563850902
damn did i actually get got?
i only played on xbox360 and ds4 controllers in my life
decided to check this one out as it was said that its basically a ds4 but better
i read online and the opinions are kinda good on it in multiple places
anyway im gonna try it and return after i play a little bit, it looks pretty solid honestly
>>
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>>563851031
n-now post one outside of training mode
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>>563851031
>meterless sideswapping 2 touch
>this character is probably bottom 2 or maybe bottom 1 too
LOL
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>>563851229
Nah, I don't think you got got.
I recently had one of my Dualshocks break and the other one is also showing signs of aging.
Asked anons around here for a similar controller and they recommended that one specifically. So at least I'm eager to hear how it feels.
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>>563851229
i think the positive reviews of that thing are genuine but i wouldnt be surprised if amazon, reddit, and everything else are astroturfed
at worst you wasted 20 bucks. my ds4 didn't even last a year. i wish more controllers were made in its style and wireless.
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>>563851229
My ds4 controllers had ended up with a sticky dpad and/or face button(s), and my ds5 controllers have gotten stick drift in 1-2 years. That controller probably won't last more than a year or so either, but at least it's relatively cheap compared to 1st party controllers
>>
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>>563850027
yes very good you have redeemed sir
>>563850249 >>563850297
The dpad is comparable to a Dualshock 4, the DS4 has a lighter actuation, but the resistance is near the start and bottoms out harder.
The Tegenaria's actuation is smoother for the whole button press distance. More comfy.
It's become my favorite controller in over a decade.
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>>563851309
i hearby solemnly swear that one anon did this exact sequence on me in the lobby. nearly twice...
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>>563851646
>"anon, why did you photograph your controller and why are there big sheep tits on your screen?"
>>
The word Sir is ruined by indians
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>>563851646
there i am vyrn there I am!
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>>563851229
i know two people from outside this thread that use it routinely and like it so i am pretty sure you didn't get got. i am interested in how good the dpad is.
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>>563851764
Didn't want anyone to think I didn't have big sheep tits.
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>>563849163
I miss him
>>
Nobody cares about your pepperonis.
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i hope its actually good because having a gamesaar would be really funny
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>still playing this homoslop
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>>563852041
I miss him too
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>>563852367
i havent played in over 2 months
and that was opening the game for 3 minutes when ilsa came out
>>
JC/JK
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>>563851309
we dragon ball fighterz now
>>
This game is awful
>>
>>
You were never my friends. I never liked you. All those stickers I sent? All lies. All those kind words and ggs I said after in the threads? Those too. Now choke on it and die. It's funny how you didn't realise I was the one namedropping and shitposting you in the threads after.
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Fruits are shit. What is the highest tier vegetable in granblue fantasy versus rising?
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You were always my friends and the only reason I played this garbage
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>>563853737
You post this everyday
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Except 2B enjoyers, forgot to mention.
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>>563853737
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>>563851215
>>563851391
Almost like... she's not low tier at all?
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>>563854296
Almost like... This game is kusoge shit where even bottom tiers 2 touch you?
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>>563853926
Spinich, lettuce, or cabbage I guess. How come so many vegetables are poisonous if you don't cook them first?
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>>563850027
>>563851646
good morning sirs
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>>563854416
>>563852917
you guys sound like you need some potassium. might i suggest the humble banana?
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>>563853015
The outfits were cute, but goddamn was the pacing of this island slow
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>>563854537
why is yours gay
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>>563851031
>two touch with only 10% meter
>normal narmaya can't even two touch with 100%
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>>563854839
>all rainbows are gay
>striped colors of any kind are queer now
I fucking hate alphabet soup
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>>563854948
she two touches my penis with 0% doe
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>>563855286
>he survives the first touch
Impressive...
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I've been playing some uni and I can't do combos at all.
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>>563855056
I despise that they've taken an image as universal as a rainbow and just said yoink mine now
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>>563848886
>No /eog/
Not my kizzington
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what podcasts do you guys listen to, i can't listen to youtube at my second job at the granblue fantasy versus rising factory
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>>563855660
>got pettanko spats loli all trials completed
kneel
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>>563855660
Have you ever tried smart steer or a simple reverse beat for a start?
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>>563855883
>podcasts
?????
what the fuck is a podcast
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>>563851646
>The dpad is comparable to a Dualshock 4
That's all I needed to hear. Fuck Xbox and their shitty d-pads
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>Have nothing to do
>Day halts to a crawl
>Have a bunch of work to do
>Procrastinate for what it feels like 30 minutes but it's been 2 hours
Why are our gay brains like this?
Better bite the bullet so I can play granblue fantasy versus rising this evening
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>>563856132
Vatista is really hard. I can't get used to the charge timing.
>>563856220
I don't want to rely on autocombos.
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Things said in this thread will be referenced in the future.
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>>563856637
Procrastinate you say
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>>563857206
At this point I feel like they make the strong generic spells have stupid art on purpose
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>>563857092
>Straight to the point using Vatista respect
(You) WILL learn to do delays mid combos.
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>>563855883
Take the audiobook pill.
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>>563857132
i love this image
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>>563857132
buttocks
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>>563857290
Speaking of shitty card art, I'm glad I stopped playing Magic so I don't have to put this thing in my Kithkin deck.
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>>563857290
You should see the traps

This is the last card I'm posting
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>>563857092
the only thing stopping me from playing vatista is me constantly mistaking my joystick for my "joy stick" during gameplay, i can't do anything about it...
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>>563857648
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>>563857440
Isn't Vatista's VA also Ruria's?
>>563857680
...
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>>563857659
Did this save toons? Seems annoying as fuck
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Why don't they make a neat little dating sim game with the female characters instead of putting them in some shitty 66L "fighting" game that plays like a 2D smash bros with even less movement and mechanics? A simple dating game where you can take the girls out and do minigames would instantly sell more than this piece of shit cocksucking nigger ass fighting game asshole diarrhea shit cunt. So the ideal combo for them to make money would be Relink 2 in the future+Dating game with the girls plus some DLC over time, simple as fuck. They can keep the uma money but also make some more on the side by actually using the granblue female characters for something good and fun that isn't just another shitass piece of cunt ass faggot awful as fuck fighting game. Japanese devs sure hate money, they really do. But they love to make awful products on purpose and then wonder why they don't succeed.
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>>563857092
I bet I can complete them all today and you cant!
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>>563857939
A bit provocative for a blue board, no?
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>>563857648
>>563857808
This is literally one of the OG magic artists that helped define the art style of early Magic. Every card looked like this.
https://scryfall.com/search?as=grid&order=name&q=%28game%3Apaper%29+%28artist%3Amargaret+artist%3Aorgan-kean%29+prefer%3Abest

>>563857659
Explain what's wrong with this
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>>563857851
Nao Toyama yesh. Her english dub VA on BBTAG also voiced Altina from Trails.
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>>563857975
it gives the deck something to do other than dragoon briefcase pass. well other than ftk but that's a meme anyway unless you're playing bo1
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>>563858124
everything looks great until she draws a person
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>>563858096
Less provocative than half the lusyai ads I get in this very board
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>>563857939
Banana proponents look like this?
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>>563858070
Can you do this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RT9udopIlMM
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>>563858096
Don't look at the ads on this part of the site bwo
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>>563858038
It's way, way, way easier make slop gameplay like Rising than making a good dating sim game. A good dating sim game requires good writing to make the characters enjoyable and fun to read and interact with, this game requires a retarded gay homo lover idea guy with an important position in a company.
>>
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>>563858449
which one
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>>563858096
Just a guy and 3 ladies trying to open a banana
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>>563858567
They are all the same with a different starter.
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>>563858124
Going second exists. It's a brick game 1 if you lose the dice roll.
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>>563858539
my dedicated banana recycler
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>>563858124
Her other pieces look fine, the kithkin is an aberration, though, and I don't know why she's dressed like a south american dictator or why the entire art seems to take place in some south american village when Lorwyn was inspired by Welsh folklore.
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>>563858539
andira should be sucking on my banana instead
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>>563858630
ok, ill boot up rn and analyze what is happening in there and will try to do it
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>>563858154
Kurukuru~
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>>563858729
I have seen lots of comics of this dude and this one is genuinely the most disturbing one I've seen
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>>563858449
all that for a drop of blood?
in rising that would've done half their HP and still have enough frame advantage to continue fucking their ass, french bread truly is comboslop
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>>563858729
the banana posting has gone too far
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>>563858643
>the art is bad
>why
>because it's a bad card
you really do play yugioh, deck?
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>>563858539
very molestable
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>>563858718
nvm, i have to reinstall first
ill go buy something in a shop, while it redownloads
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>>563858831
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>>563858814
for me it was charlotta being eaten by mickey mouse
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>>563858831
It's like 2secs longer than the average Rising combo.
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This is my favorite kind of banana however
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>>563858831
thats how a good video game with proper hard combos and proper damage scaling works, fraud
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>>563859085
thats a sausage althoughbeit
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>boomers really want to stare at the screen for 30 seconds fora 25% combo
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>>563859085
MMMMSSHHLLRRRP
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13 second combo by the FUARKING way
>>563851031
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>>563859218
this is why they invented teching of various forms
>>
>>
zoomies will get bored and start scrolling tiktok mid-fight if the game is not a 2 toucher, please understand
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>>563858845
ABC Dragon Buster, Rescue-ACE, White Forest
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why do people like 2 touchers? do people like scamming wins so much? what if you were the one that got scammed?
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Watch HnK people.
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>>563859445
>I 2 touch
issa skill gap
>I get 2 touched
issa broken character

also more damage = more better of course
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>>563859536
rei is so cool...
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>>563859536
How is the remake?
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>>563859536
I hear it's a CGIfest
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>>563859118
>Good video game
>Get into a lancelot tier combo every other touch for 20% HP
Yeah, definitively comboslop at least in mvc or dbfz they have the decency of k.o. a character if you're just staring at your screen for 15 seconds watching your character getting fucked, long combos and low damage is bad design, I'm not complaining about losing 20%hp, 50%hp or whatever but at least make it quick so I can keep playing the game instead of watching my opponent jerk off for 15 seconds every time he lands a hit
>>563851031
This bitch is also guilty of having long, boring ass combos but at least she's two touching you unlike lancelot
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>>563859613
fox
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I should've said the arcsys fighter one.
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>>563859989
>a character if you're just staring at your screen for 15 seconds
those combos in the video that made you shart all over the thread were 8 seconds long, so you wrong at the start and owned in life
your postslop takes too long to read and it doesnt even have the decency to have any logic or effort put into it, heh
dont reply to me and kill yourself in that order
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>>563851031
I beat this goonigga in Strive in a 0:999999999 MU
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>>563859989
>don't get blown up in 2 touch for guessing wrong
>better player wins more because they make the better play often
>not a better game
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These are some real schizo nigga hours
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the kots are fighting again
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>>563859989
you are correct my feline liege
there's a reason no one but the most autistic of spergs play Frenchbread shit
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>>563860509
cmere kitty kitty :>
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I touch myself to various characters in this game
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LANCE QUICHE
ARC GRILLE
MARTEAU FLAN
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>>563854537
why are your controllers having sex
>>
Buffing Bubs would save this game
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>>563860732
Scandalous!
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>>563861456
buffing bubz would be the final nail in the coffin
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>>563859415
your post didn’t go unnoticed, anon.
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>>563861770
They already did and bubsfrauds act like it never happened
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>>563860379
>>not a better game
Yeah, it would be a better game if every combo didn't take as long, losing 20% of a combo (let's say a 4 seconds long combo) would be the ideal and maybe like 30-35% if the opponent used a super (and it should reset both players to neutral after that)
Being on the receiving end of a long combo is lame and being subjected to it multiple times in a round just ends up being a very boring experience
>>563861456
Is what I'd say if I wanted to kill the game
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>the jappas think Bubz is shit
Bubzbros, we suck...
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Beelzebub is the most fraudulent character in the game
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>>563858449
just now did the first half, pretty hard, the second half looks easier
ill get back to you in half an hour or so i think
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>>
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bikky is
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>>563862069
>Being on the receiving end of a long combo is lame and being subjected to it multiple times in a round just ends up being a very boring experience
Literal LTG mentality who alt tabs whenever somebody combos him.
You have no actual objective complains, you are JUST personally mad when you getting hit in fighting games - a literal pussyboy kekaroo. Are you 11 perhaps?
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>>563863736
eroi!
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>>563863794
>"Are you 11 perhaps?" as he posts the Twitch streamer
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>>563863917
Retard
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>>563863917
>deflecting
Oh, and he is? I didn't know. How do you know that mayhap you share with the class?
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>>563862708
>character designed to be underhanded is a fraud
Nooooooo, really?
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>>563864120
I'm 19 years old.
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>>563863794
HOLY FUCKING RETARD
My complain is that long combos with low damage are unnecessary downtime in a match, not about being combo'd at all
This is a two player game I don't care about losing a third, half my health or whatever to a combo, I care about both players being able to interact with each other instead of a player entering a 15 seconds wank session every time someone lands a blow
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>>563864390
We finally found him. The youngest /gbvsg/er
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>>563864390
Present your bussy to the class.
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>kotposter is a retarded, ADHD riddled sperg
Who could have possibly imagined this.
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>>563863794
>>563864120
you're totally not coming off as a sperg anon good job keep it up
I suggest you post a Nier pic next
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>>563864104
i impregnated this
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>drools over ecelebs and streamers
>A DUHHH A A A DURRRRRRRR EEEERRRRR A-a-aAAA ARE D-_DUDUDHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRR ARE YOU 11??? DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
kekadoodle doo
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>>563858840
But I haven't even posted the doujin where Gran shoves a banana in Anila's ass, fucks her and then shoves a straw in there for Djeeta to drink later.
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At what point has the granblue fanbase went off the rails. Everyone has gone bananas now
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The Rising one or really the whole granblue fanbase?
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>>
I think kotposter is right T B Desu
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>>563865410
post that right fucking now I dare you
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>>563865497
Eating bananas makes you good at Rising.
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Shouldn't have nerfed cag, she was keeping the cancer that was lowain and metera in check. Now she's garbage while those 2 continue to dominate the game even harder
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>>563865746
https://exhentai.org/g/3330002/e907eb6e6f/
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>>563865936
>>563865746
Just noticed that I misspelled Andira as Anila, my bad.
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>>563865820
She already lost hard to metera
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Today I played some grub and I had fun.
I think I'm slowly overcoming the plateau I've been stuck on for a while now.
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Just had an anal orgasm while jerking off to tranny scat porn. Now I'm ready for some #Caggaming!
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>>563866082
lame
shan't be forgiven
you are hereby sentenced to death
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>>563865753
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Cag went from top 2 all the way down to top 2. Caggots are in shambles right now
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>>563866082
Banana DOES make more sense for Monki...
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>>563864813
With this post you failed to prove anything new or change what I said.
>I care about both players being able to interact with each other instead of a player entering a 15 seconds wank session every time someone lands a blow
Instead of wanting a solid game with no explosive combos left and right and properly scaled ones, you argue for it to be a slopper just because you hate "down time", aka you cannot wait 5-10 seconds max, simply because it hurts your feelings seeing yourself get combod. There is no other reason. You literally argue that you rather eat a 50% than 30% and lose the whole round, rather than see your character *possibly* getting fucked up once again. You have nothing worthwhile to argue for.
And also, for the 2nd time, you keep saying 15 seconds 15 seconds, but I once again remind that there were 8 second combos in the video which made you sperg. Fucking loser.
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hello
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jamada...
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>posts redditbob
>A DUHHH A A A DURRRRRRRR EEEERRRRR A-a-aAAA ARE D-_DUDUDHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRR ARE YOU 11??? DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
kekadoodle doo
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>>563866575
If you really think this is about "my feelings" and not rooted in real world evidence I won't reply anymore, clearly you're too high on comboslop fumes to acknowledge why games like that are so unpopular
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>>
>t. filtered by +R and BBCF
>>
I want twitter to leave
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>t. filtered by skills of value
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He says while playing Granblue
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you don't understand I NEED my full 10 second slopcombo into oki from a random jab midscreen on every hit
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>>563867425
preach it, rising xister
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>>563867056
>no argument
As expected, like I literally said - "You have nothing worthwhile to argue for." You have nothing to support anything you say expect your fragile feelings
How did those 8 secs transform into 15 again? You cannot say anything for them because there are plenty of 8 second combos in Rising as well and acknowledging that would make you look like a retard lel (too bad you already did look like one since the very start). Get owned, pussy, KEKYPOW
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I didnt read anything of what you wrote but this is the truth
>full combo slop 15 seconds 50%+ life from a heavy counterhit punish with full resources
sure
>full combo slop 15 seconds 30%+ life from a random ass f.L cancelled into a safe move with no resources
not ok
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>comboslop games are unpopular
That's weird why is every fighters today seems so aggressive and accessible. There's probably some hidden influence.
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>>563867550
this little alchemist gets fL 214H midscreen
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MY GRUBBAS ARE IN DIRE NEED OF EMPLOYMENT WHAT ARE THESE CONVOS
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I was looking at Anila doujins but Kumbhira stole the spotlight. My God, I love her so much. She's so hot and cute and pretty and funny.
I need to give her a hundred piglets. Please someone look up how many offspring a pig can have in its lifetime.
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>>563867845
anon it's boredom at work that causes this
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>>563867845
Convos about Combos
>>
>>
I SPENT ALL THIS TIME. FOR WHAT? ONE, MAYBE TWO PEBBLES OF GRANBLUE FANTASY VERSUS RISING?

WHY DO I HAVE TO PLAY THIS DUMB MINIGAME. "HURRRRRR YOU HAVE TO PASS SMELLY WASTE EVERY OTHER DAY" WHO CAME UP WITH THIS CRAP?
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>>563867967
heh
>>
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>>563867845
FACTS!
HELLO! MR. EMPLOYER! I NEED A JOB PLEASE, MANEEZ IS NEEDED TO LIVE!
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We will not be moving forward with your application.
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>>563868182
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>>563867845
go back to xitter
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>Wageslaving
Overrated shit.
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>>563868503
Neeting it up on shitty hardware is not enjoyable.
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>fun posting hours at /gbvsg/
>meanwhile i am stuck doing 13+ hours fixing machines just so some retarded slavs can break them again in a few days
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>>563868182
Was this a secret baby in the event I missed or is the artist just really good at matching the grub style?
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>>563868973
Euro Niias exist?
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>>563866225
w2g grubba
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>>563869739
no
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>>563871849
they should
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thread proves why snapping kot necks is morally correct
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>>563872102
But I like kotposter
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>>563872187
no, you dont
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>>
bebe
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>>563872681
His takes might be retarded but he's not malicious, he feels genuine
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>>563865623
i pop this
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>Fruit discussion
>Thread is alive and thriving
>Video game discussion
>Thread dies
Interesting....
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>>563867865
i think i actually made a post about how many babies pig and rat could produce over 40 years at some point.
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>>563875327
The videogame is bad
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>>563875684
You didn't.
t. king of /gbvsg/
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Grindr is free white mutt
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>>563863064
late, but i did it - https://files.catbox.moe/g9p3w3.webm
i went in blind not knowing anything about the character's toolkit so there's that excuse, but also there are like 3 tight charge inputs and details like having to stand up for the mine since crouching gives it a different trajectory and other stuff that you have to get a feel for timing wise, had to really tryhard this, so yeah, not easy
pretty cool, thanks for the challenge
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>>563858449
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>>563875702
Any fact checkers?
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>>563875838
okay well pigs get pregnant 2-3 times a year and can produce somewhere from 8? to 20~ piglets per litter.

basically kumbhira can fill a 747 in 10 years.
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>>563876357
Steamchart.jpg
No 1 million sales announcement.jpg
2 touch.webm
tournament results.jpg
MU chart.jpg
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>>563876740
since shes technically a boar and not a pig its more like 4-12 per litter twice a year but this is a fantasy situation
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>>
andira porn
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>>563877040
I like that
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>>563877453
false
>>
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>>563876849
Thank you Mr. Fact Checker.
>>
>>
andira the ape will never be in rising the shit game for retards and that makes it a game for retards squared
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>>563878938
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i wont care for the chimp no matter how much monkeypedos try to force their monkeyposting
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>>563879163
Why did he do it?
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monkey is already in the game though...
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>>563875327
off-topic posting keeps the general alive
>>563879163
average Narmaya main
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djeetapedos check this out

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/143680180
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>>563879658
>Djeetaspanker commissioner is back
H-he's too powerful...
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>>563879658
Based
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playing soive makes you realize how important having a roll and dodge is in your fighting game
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>>563880219
Okay, FKHR.
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roll and dodge aren't even important in this game
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>>563880219
elaborate
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>>563880219
as important as sidestepping in tekken 8
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>>563880337
That's what a privileged character would say
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>>563880337
Okay, Daisuke.
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Your main is ugly
My main is beautiful
These are the facts of the situation
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>>563880697
heh
Nice try pal
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>>563880465
it forces zoners to have to think
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>>563880874
I think you lost this fight.
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>>563880967
>forces zoners to think
>glances at metera, cag, ferry
Uuuuuuh, I don't think that is the case, FKHRT.
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>>563880973
ladiva is so cool
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>>563875327
Nyes, we're all fruity boys here
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>>563881149
play against asuka once in strive and youll understand
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>>563881424
I have played vs him and you are still wrong.
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>>563881149
>forgetting the biggest offender of "hello i will now turn your dodge/roll into dedicated suicide buttons" dogfucker jewstace
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>>563881424
Asuka is a pain in the balls but he is nowhere near as strong, nor as big a problem in his respective game as Metera
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>>563881624
he's mid
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>Cag enters the room on a wheel chair, assisted by Clarisse because FKHR left her in an almost comatose state
>Anon:Wow, I can't believe that faggot Fukuhara didn't finished the job >:(
>NERF CAGLIOSTRO REEEEEEE
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>didn't finished
cag schizo is esl confirmed
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It sure would be nice if Metera actually had recovery on her moves
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>>563881908
Impressive
Very nice
Now let's see Anon's Wall of Runes
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>>563881985
No... now everyone will know I'm brown and trans...
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>>563880219
Evade and crossover are dogshit mechanics
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>>563880219
>nyo, i dyont want to let zoners play the game, i must have a move that completely negates any zoner that isnt metera tier broken
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If Evade and Crossover are dogshit useless then how would you call THIS?
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>>563881908
clarisse would push her down the stairs
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>>563882664
Framedata shouldn't change on instant blocks and I still won't listen to anyone saying otherwise
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>>563882689
by accident
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>>563882664
>instant
>8 frame window
thats just free meter gain against multihit moves
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>>563882826
OK zoomie
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>>563882664
this is pretty nice against some characters but ultimately forgettable
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>>563883020
>nice vs SOME
you mean 1
and its charlotta and her slashes
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brace for impact uno has received his 4th piece of art in the last two years
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>>563882664
Worthless. No idea why it's even in the games.
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>>563883291
What about WILDO BEATO?
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>>563883507
never seen anybody use it there
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>>563876961
well, technically she's a draph, not a boar
still, now I gotta find a way to make enough money to buy a 747 to take my pig family to Disneyland
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>>563883804
>just looked up used 747 prices
pigbros i dont know if we are gonna make it
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>>563880219
playing soive makes you appreciate Granblue a lot more
for one, it isn't soive
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>*66Ls*
>*BCs*
soive is better because it has neither of these
>>
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>>563885541
is this the big meaty?
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>>563885474
braindead universal 66L is a lot more tolerable than a handful of strive characters being so braindead they essentially play themselves
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>>563885646
>braindead universally thing
>more tolerable than a handful
logic does not compute
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>>563885646
>characters being so braindead they essentially play themselves
This is universal in Rising too
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>>563885646
name them?
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>>563885474
you don't play
it's that simple
there's no point in arguing with someone that does not play
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>>563885952
soive does not have 66L or BC which are satan's tools
"there is no point in arguing" because you cant dispute such a hard steel unbreakable of a statement
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>>563885474
For me, it's sf6
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>>563885746
>>563885752
a literal baby wont take beat you for having access to 66L, but a premature abortion failure crippled child will still take rounds off you simply because he picked elphelt
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>>563885627
no, that's my pigwife
the big meaty is satyr's (my futawife)
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>>563886331
>but a premature abortion failure crippled child will still take rounds off you simply because he picked elphelt
if you are new to the game, sure. try investing as much hours as you did in rising and that would not be the case. just like how you invested hours in rising and are now not losing to premature abortion failure crippled children on *sharting character you find scrubby*. dishonest argument
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between 66L/BC and RISC, every throw leading into full combo with meter, infinite pressure and coinflip galore, I'll take 66L and BC.
If you disagree, that's fine. You can go play Strive.
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>>563886769
Alright so I have 1500+ hrs in xrd, 1500+ in rising, 800+ in strive, and hunderds more in a lot of other fighting games. I am not new to this genre.

Strive, more than any other game I’ve played, lets character choice inflate how hard someone is to deal with compared to their actual skill the most. It is not even close. DNF duel is probably worse but that game was intentionally made to be a joke.
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>>563887675
unc status?
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>strive discourse
>again
guess, that's this gen's future now, huh?
well, then rate my hour 1 dizzy combo
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>>563887856
i am old as fuck
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>>563887939
Soive sisters told me this game was no longer a two toucher
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>he doesnt know about guts
newfags i swear
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where did all the horseposters go...
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>>563887939
your future is 41%ing yourself
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>>563887675
Learn the match up.
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>>563888342
>>563888461
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>>563888461
sorry but i have no interest in playing bridget, testament or cag.
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>>563888525
and?
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/gbvsg/ vs /ggg/ crew battle when?
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*looks at the horizon*
I miss sporkman.... he was a hero, I just couldn't see it and now he's gone...
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>ego posting hour
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>>563888960
I’d reinstall just to join the fight against /ggg/
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>all the trannies are leaving granblue
good
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>>563888960
>/gbvsg/ vs /ggg/
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>>563886331
so what you're saying is i should play elphelt in strive
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>>563887939
what the fuck is that damage
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>>563890993
Looks like an optimal DP punish to me.
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>>563890993
Strive's weakest combo
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>>563890993
dizzy damage
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>>563890993
It's your average SSBA combo
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>>563891539
>>563891539

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