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https://www.twitch.tv/paragonfgc

paragon is live for all the apple enjoyers out there.

I like this game.

>>563891774
Wait a minute, this isn't Strive...

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i luv sheep

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Hi gbvsg
Today I pulled a tooth. The dentist was a nigger, I'm still seething.
I lost 10kgs though that's kinda nice.

>>563892768
Wish you a swift recovery anon.

>>563891774
Go go grubbas!
>>563892768
>Today I pulled a tooth.
>I lost 10kgs
That's a big tooth.

I should get my wisdom teeth pulled
then I will be foolish enough to main Charlotta

didn't ask, don't care, black fat man.

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>>563892919
Thanks. I'll need it...
>>563893018
Truly massive.
>>563893227
I removed 4 wisdom teeth at once. Apparently they were truly fucked cause I think it took 4 hours to remove them and the dentist had to get help from a Cuban dentist that was there.
Come to think about it, I do feel dumber since then...

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i never got wisdom teeth

>>563893615
>I removed 4 wisdom teeth at once. Apparently they were truly fucked cause I think it took 4 hours to remove them
If the teeth are in a weird position they have to cut them into smaller pieces and that's when it turns in a pain in the ass

why does seox's parry have no recovery?

>>563894881
does it? I feel like it's fine
either way he needs it
byuff syeox

>>563894881
why do parries have no recovery?

>>563894670
Mine grew out fine, had to pull one because it broke after eating the corner of a furniture made out of fucking marble and it split.
Funny thing is, they're practically my only teeth that grew perfectly fine, rest of my teeth are brit tier.

>>563895785
>eating the corner of a furniture made out of fucking marble
this nigga is a fucking goat

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>>563895875
You know what the fuck I meant.
The story is that for some fucking reason I passed out and of all places I could crash, it had to be smack dab on that fucking table corner. I guess it's a good thing I passed out because I don't want to imagine what it would've felt like.

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>>563892768
>lost 10kgs though

HOW HEAVY WAS THAT TOOTH!?

Mr. Puel poster pith phe pame pokes pgain, ps psual

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>>563900904
Why are you so mean to your kizzingtons

>>563901186
Mr. Pooey and Mr. Puel posters aren't much better then Caggots, Bubztroon, Mr. Pilnas and Mr. Peg posters. None of these posters are my kizzingtons

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>>563900443

>>563899843
I am going to print these Zetas and use them as artwork for my fight stick, right around the stick itself. Also, I am going to get a fight stick.

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>>563901364
Accept me as your Kizzington right now

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ok desu... today our stonks made us...
19 dollars and 54 cents!
that's a whole desuburger combo!

>>563901637
Envelop my penis with an orifice of your choosing and I might

>>563901709
20 desudollars a day? that's 7.3k desudollars per year.
you could even buy a Nier plushie

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>>563900443
about 10kgs

If Xerom loses I'm donating 50 bucks

Stop that

I keep forgetting which thread I'm in...

WILNAS ROBBED ANOTHER GAME

>>563903818
Mr. Perom got 3-0'd. Pay up faggot

Xerom... Robbed... Jobbed...

I still do not understand the design decision behind Ladiva having access to a fucking scary ass pressure that can lead to a coast to coast high damage combo, or a command grab blender.
The Devil designed this shit man

fella where's the dono I threw the set

When is Xerom going to save granblue??

xerom lost to mr pars... nyo...

>>563904949
Grappler archetype is a meme

Zooey is so fucking fraudulent holy shit

>>563904949
and he's in a game with 3 hkds off BC!

wait there was a pot?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SSBA DAMAGE

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OH
OOHH
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

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I wish my character had the best fireballs and the best anti air and the best rushdown and the best setplay and the best throw bait and the best normals but alas not everyone can be Zooey

>>563906661
Sir, your Mr. Piegfried?

>>563906249
>didn't put it in options

>>563906930
OOOOHHHHptions

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>>563907002
Heh
>search Wilnas art for his wubbly form to go with my post
>it's all bara
THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANT REEEE

>>563907337
kek
Same thing happened to me desu

did we ever get that review of the game saar

The commentators just said Zooey is a shoto
Is that true grubbas?

>I ain't playing 200 ms big bro
KEK

>>563908878
mnyoes

>>563906661
What's Zooey's throwbait?

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>>563908878
Fireball (of sorts)
DP
Tatsu (of sorts)

Yeah I guess she is?

>>563909051
Aerial spinning slash is not a DP

>>563909049
where's the tourney, fucker

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>>563909182

>>563909038
aerial 22U

>>563909172
U DP?
I guess that's grasping at straws because almost everyone has an invincible U reversal

>>563909273
I want her to look at my penis like this

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>>563909442

>I'm begging to play on colosseum
Troongalia is so pathetic

>>563910110
hes stronger than you, actual tranny

transgenders are cooler than you

>>563910148
I've never blamed the fucking map because I'm getting gapped lmao

is what I would say if....

>>563910327
I was correct.

>>563910318
>doesn't deny it
kill yourself unskilled envious tranny

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My cock is much bigger than yours

>>563910580
that is a tiny cock and that’s a good thing

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>>563910110
the c word isn't welcome here

>>563910536
I can acknowledge when someone is better than me at the game, don't have to cope about it by begging for a change of stage

>>563910110
who was he fighting when he begged for colosseum?

>>563911102
I apologize, it was Yoza

kino…
https://x.com/evojapan_info/status/2045094931635794426?s=46

https://x.com/i/status/2045094931635794426

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>>563911357
>>563911475
Based GAWDmera posters

>>563911357
>>563911475
>Vanilla
Back when the game was good, kino, skilled, coherent, loved, wanted, integral, unique, special.

>>563911730
rising is luv'd

>>563911786
but is it loved?

>>563911786
...by Satan, Judas, George Floyd and Id.

>>563911357
>>563911475
If this was Rising we would've seen
>blueslop
>bc
>66L
>RS
All within the same time frame

>>563911357
holy dogshit

I wish I could play vanilla instead that game unironically looks much better

>>563910148
Incorrect, he can beat me in video games but I'd make him a pretzel IRL

>>563911730
>Loved
My brother they didn't even had chairs it was like those nothingburger community tournaments at EVO
That being said, the 2022 grub EVO finals is my favorite set of all time, the losers run from gamera was so kino

Shit man I wish we could post about Versus without the gamewarring and shitposting. It's so obviously performative. It's easy enough to ignore but tiresome all the same.
I enjoyed Versus and I enjoy Rising.

>>563912947
Shut up centrist tranny

>gamewarring and shitposting
Isn't that what makes this general "active"?

>>563913320
maybe if you've only been here for a month

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>>563913320
eat the fucking banana

>>563913320
maybe if you're actually straight up mentally retarded
no, likely not even that way

>>563913320
completely offtopic nierposting is the lifeblood keeping this general alive and I mean that seriously

We used to exchange ggs and compliment each other after games, post cute anime girls and ask for tips, now it's troon this, faggot that, dead slop game and so on...

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>>563913634
look here is a cool pic of grimnir.

>>563913634
seriously just kill yourself already
how are you this much of a waste of air

>>563913747
Now that I associate those one-piece swimsuit style clothes with Taylor Swift/Sabrina Carpenter/et al I no longer find them sexy, in fact I just hate whichever characters I see wearing them.

>>563913827
But why? I genuinely feel sorrow for the current state of affairs...

>>563913982
anime girls are sinless and you should feel bad for leveraging the crimes of real life females against them

>>563913982
Normie culture is so foreign to me I thought Taylor Swift was Avril Lavigne

>>563914137
thank you

>>563913982
Anon, that's a leotard

>>563914648
It's a singlet dumbass

>>563914859
oh, alright sorry

We LOVE bananas here.

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yummy

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>>563913982
You weak minded FOOL

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Cat for season 3

>>563916060
she's coming with feather in season 2

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>>563916060
>Suddenly reminded of Taokaka in BBCS

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Anthuria's Mom for Season 3

>>563908414
Redeemed Gamesir Tegenaria Lite Review:
DISCLAIMER: You must update its drivers, the out-of-the-box drivers have a bug that screws with some functionality. Also recommended to re-calibrate every month or so, the triggers (mine at least) drift slightly over time, registering a 1% press which can cause unintended inputs.
99% copy of the Dualshock 4 in terms of form factor.
No wireless/battery/gimmicks lets it be inexpensive, but it doesn't feel cheap, easily the best $25~ controller on the market now.
Because it is barebones, it doesn't have a program to adjust settings or set macros; you need to do it manually on the controller itself.
The sticks and triggers are hall effect, feel great, you can adjust their sensitivity and deadzone with controller sequences.
Buttons and dpad have well designed cushioning, giving a really comfortable, smooth actuation across the total distance.

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Horse for season 3

>>563894881
Zeta's one is worse because she can cancel it if you try to throw.

Asking, as I do every day, how to deal with Jam's flip pressure when she mixes in the option that beats 6P

>>563917804
BC

>>563917804
bro your ult DP?

>>563917804
66L when you see a gap and mash tech when she gets close

>>563918101
mash tech is a mistake

>>563918240
and the other two the anons mentioned are not?????

>>563917804
Wilnas 66L

>>563918309
no because i use those to scam wins

>>563916578
Nice and thanks for the review sar
>isn't sold in any physical store nearby, so I have to buy online and hope I don't get porch pirated
Shit...

Wasn’t there a newbie EU Cag player? What happened to him? Is he still trying her?

>>563919647
cag is too hard

>>563919647
every time I asked for advice, they just kept trying to get me to wear these long weird looking socks and when I asked why, they kept saying ";)" which isn't even a word, it just some random punctuation, which made me think they were trying to hack me, so I reformatted my computer

>>563922797
you're missing out, I put on the socks and now I'm GM

I luv Sheep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM7b3JpK11Q

>>563923867
cute

big soft sheep tits

>>563923867
I swear I'm going to download this shit on my phone
this will be my first gacha

>>563922708
Don’t give up on Cag she’s very fun once you get the hang of her. She has an early learning curve but she’s not too bad. What were you having trouble with?
Go watch Zangief Dream if you need reference footage
https://www.youtube.com/live/91D27RsDEHU?si=RjlqveZlWGCvz7Pq
https://www.youtube.com/live/avcl6InSbwo?si=kzyNF47PAtrjUXvi
https://www.youtube.com/live/2V5mTNe0uDI?si=RHf5Pjcnz2mkcRMI
https://youtu.be/nOQstgawmqk?si=IKVDV46e6-uNbF83

>>563924997
No anon... once you become a chibifucker there's no turning back...

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Lobby gaymers?!

>>563926519
i'll join for a few sets

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>>563926593

Hello!
How are you feeling today?
Will you eat something nice?
Sun is out and shining! Makes you feel better about life
Are you excited for the new character and a patch with system mechanics? I think it might be rather big
I think thats a good sign that tells us we will get a season 3!
Did you try Guilty Gear Strive? Apparently the patch changed a lot for the better and made the game less agressive/explosive?

Granblue JOI

>>563927451
I'm not eating something nice and I don't care about soive but I'm feeling great for a change

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GGs Megbro

Anila is fucking broken now

>>563929664
How?

>>563929468
ggs, sorry that you got sharked (get it)

>>563929785
>amazing midscreen conversions
>nuke damage on average hit with meter
>amazing buttons
>access to a few strong neutral skips
>fantastic evasive throwbait with 22U that catches 2Ls
>forces jumps with unrollable fireball and M sheep ride
She feels gran-tier now in terms of character strength

>>563930171
>She feels gran-tier
So strong but not broken?

>>563930350
Gran is broken thoughbeit

>>563930171
>She feels gran-tier now in terms of character strength
She's better than Gran.

>>563930416
Only his 2M and 2U

>>563911357
insane how much better the game looks in all departments
there is even visible pushback on c.L

>>563931738
c.L was only +2 as well. Some were neutral on block like Metera, who, along with Cag, had -5 f.L.

>>563932146
The fuck? Why did they change the framedata? Don't tell me it's the mash tech, BC, 66L and RS shit again.