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Mobile Legends Bang Bang 03/01/26(Sun)07:16:44 No.1965743
Mobile Legends Bang Bang 03/01/26(Sun)07:16:44 No.1965743
Mobile Legends Bang Bang SCP:Foundation:mr.bruh—«its back»—state: dayum 03/01/26(Sun)07:16:44 No.1965743 [Reply]▶
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I hate this game; the only way to win is to pay.
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Then stop playing it? The only people who are addicted to this game are kids with no computers or street vendors in manila and jakarta killing time because they have no customers
You're all dark systems to everyone else
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>>1965754
I have a serious addiction problem; this is worse than any drug. It is consuming my life and my health. I wish I could kill those people from the dark system with my own hands to release some anger.
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>played my first game with a friend
>match up with 5 real people and lose
>get flamed in all chat by enemy team
>report them
>nothing happens
I forgot how toxic MOBAs are...
Going to unfriend everybody and just play solo from now on
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>2 games away from Epic 5 and the nightmare being over
>dark system kicks in and I got 3 bot teammates
>lose a star
>report all of the feeders
>no negative reprecussions
I hate this game why did I spend $20 on cosmetics for it
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>>1966731
Bro what fucking ever dude I got there in the end
Should have taken me only 40 games if I didn't have 4 bot matches with 5 deaths 5 minutes into the game or a marksman with a fucking functioning brain but I did it.
Stupid ass matchmaking should shadowmatch bots with bots in important tier promo matches. I should not have to burn 3 star protections in the last tier before Epic.
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If franco misses his hook, he should get launched towards that location like fanny's cable
Punish this worthless fake-tank by throwing him into the middle of teamfights whenever he misses
It's ridiculous how francofags have least damage taken + least damage inflicted at the same time because they are just sitting in the back doing nothing and providing no utility to the team, worst hero in the game
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>>1966677
Real dark system activates after mythic+, you will get dumber teammates than you did in lower rank games
Epic and legend were considered dark system hell before but now the ranked journey peaks at legend in my opinion and goes downhill after that
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>MM attacking the jungle creep mid team fight
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>>1965743
I fell for the meme I spent money to get a legend skin I don't even main Johnson but I wanted it
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>>1968273
>Literal MSGK skin
Easiest purchase of my life. Looks way better than her Neobeast skin.
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Flex que should be removed. Im almost at 200 stars and i get a Legend rank, 2 Honor rank with 39 and 41 stars and another immortal teammate... who has 101 stars. This is just not fucking fun. I grinded all season and i still have to play with the literal mouth breathing apes from low ranks who are hard stuck down there? I dont care how long the que is, but being in immortal should mean something, it should make you feel like you achieved something and you should only play with other immortals.
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>>1969578
You should never do this
If you are a tank go to the mid lane and help your mage clear his first wave while harassing the enemy mage, then give your jungler vision and protect him from getting invaded, after that just rotate around the map with your mid laner, when objectives are about to spawn you can start fucking with the enemy jungler and disrupt his farm so he loses focus of what he's supposed to do and tries to kill you instead
But if you are a healslut you can't really give vision without getting raped, you can't protect your jungler from early invasions, you can't zone enemies away from objectives, so what you should ACTUALLY do is go with your fighter instead of your mm, exp lane is aggressive, the trades start early and the fights are pretty close so one side having a healer makes a huge difference, use this to snowball your fighter
And if your mm complains that he is 1v2 in his lane don't worry that's actually a good thing, it means the enemy roamer is retarded and you have a good chance of winning the match
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I hecking love being the least interactive piece of shit in the game
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>>1970293
>Meanwhile: average female player
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Stupid sexy brat, i bet you wont be so smug once i get you pregnant
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>>1970677
This is not a healthy game, bruh. You shouldn't play it. Uninstall it now while it's not too late. If you're curious, better play Wild Rift, that one is a good MOBA game unlike this crap.
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>>1970677
What the other guy said, this game is just a cheap, shameless copy
Do you really want to spend thousands of hours on some shit with no identity or soul? Even the highest ranks are filled with brainless ipad kids
The ideal scenario would be staying away from this genre but if you are REALLY interested then play a real moba instead of this ADHD kid babysitting simulator
you only have one life so waste it away in style
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>>1971090
>>playing g P2W mobile MOBAslop
what are you even talking about
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>He doesn't know about moonton altering hitboxes on several skins, the most infamous one being franco's hook having at least 3-4 different margins of error depending on the skin, or some skins giving you extra i-frames when using mobility skills of heroes
New player or low rank?
Most of us already abuse it
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>>1971485
Dude the queue times are the only reason to ever touch this shitty game, I could queue at 4am and get an immortal lobby in seconds
If you don't even live in an MLBB region then there's literally no point in playing this game, play dota if you're gonna wait for matches anyways
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Do you fags really climb this boring game every season? My only goal was to reach 100 stars once so I could mark this game as "completed" in my excel sheet videogame tracker
out of all the multiplayer games I have added so far this was the easiest one
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>>1972568
I just do 20 games for the season skin I'm too tired of braindead team mates who want to call group fights and then back off while I go in and die or ping me to go to lord and then proceed to chase mid lane halfway across the map while I die to the other 3 enemy team when they storm lord. Schizo ass team mates think they're better than they are.
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>>1972524
No, shut the fuck up
We need more character designs like bane, zhask, minotaur, grock, old faramis, old vexana, kaja, barats, belerick, atlas, balmond, jawhead etc.
Enough with the generic twink males and skin sale whores
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>>1973106
Cant you just jerk off to adult women instead of jerking it to males, monsters and minors?
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>>1973120
Haha nice projection buddy
I didn't even mention chip, and I listed a variety of different characters like faramis and zhask, yet (You) seem to be fixated on having sex with animals for some reason, maybe you have a secret fetish?
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>10/20 matches for the ranked skin so far
>win 2 in a row with good teammates
>3rd matchup is dark system'd, 3 fucking people want to go midlane and don't change their pick
>of course team collapses
>report all of them
>nothing happens even when one was blaming the others in group chat and afking
I hate this game so much why do my favorite characters have to be tied to mobas...
AND THE FUCKING HANABI INSTALOCKERS WHO DENY ME MY THAMUZ PICK JUST TO GO 2/10 BECAUSE THEY FEED ALL FUCKING GAME SHOULD BE PERMABANNED
PERMA
BANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNED
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>>1965743
Uninstalled after the season reset. I was mythical Immortal with a 60% win rate last season, and now I'm at 30% after 18 games. The matchmaking is awful. Constant trolls or players who don't know the basics, and somehow the trolls never get banned. Complete waste of time.
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>>1973462
Good decision, bruh. What is worse is that those same trolls have good matchups and easily reach Immortal without the slightest effort. That's why they call it the dark system.
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No fucking way they got ultraman in hok now, their collabs genuinely mog ml at this point
If they ever manage to bring kamen rider im installing it with zero hesitation
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>>1973644
Me
I like it more than sentai and I consider even a 1-0 toku collab score to be a mog
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>>1973770
>How DARE you refuse to participate in your team's group feeding session and try to split-push instead? I hope you're ready to have your cock crushed under these heels chuddy
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>trying to get to mythic asap
>get a 48% win rate layla with 1k matches on layla played
I'd be nice if they just put anyone that got outside of epic last season would just go straight to legend at least, just like how league does it.
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Jawhead has been the same since his release 8 years ago. Some heroes got revamped 4 times in that time, but he is still the same. How would you revamp it?
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>>1978044
Wait till you play tigreal and the kaditroons start throwing the match because you aren't giving them free savages every fight or them not following up when you do a perfect initiation
Crazy how these gay assassin heroes like kadita, hayabusa and lancelot are some of the easiest to play in the game, yet low IQ shartsystems think they are hard despite all the baby mode i-frames they get
Kadita and gusion in particular are 2 heroes that let shitters feel skilled
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>>1978579
He's right, it's way better to have a zhask teammate because you already know this guy is decent at it, since he didn't choose based on (((meta))) tierlists or to show off girly skins
Meanwhile 90% fags in high rank pick kadita when they get autofilled mid (usually because they didn't get jungle) and they perform horribly, just repeating their suicide combo over and over again
Also in many enemy compositions, using precision assassins like selena, kadita, gusion etc is completely worthless, having zhask here would be 10x better even if it's not the best option
if you don't understand this then you're the dark system
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>>1978611
>yeah im totally not that anon
I would rather have a 50 match Kadita who can reliably kill an enemy instead of a 1000 match Zhask whose only contribution is one big body in a teamfight that gets deleted in a second when lategame hits anyway. Kadita has a dash, cc immunity, long range crowd control and reliable burst dmg. Zhask doesnt even have a passive. If you are a good player you shouldnt die.
>b-but it can catch them off guard after they rape me!!!
You shouldnt be catched at all you inbred fuck. You shouldnt die at all. Dont blame the tank for your dogshit positioning either. Kadita can reposition without any problem and harder to catch off guard. The ganking is way different for them as well. Imagine you are an exp laner. You see your mid coming to gank. Who do you want to see, one that can reliably engage, burst and disengage, or some retarded bug shitting another big, easily avoidable minion on the field and have their exp laner just step back? I dont know what kind of dogshit server you are from, but i usually get pretty reliable mages with 30 in mid 10 in roam. You talking about suicide combos but Zhask also needs to jump in his ultimate and if they have just onr hero who can tank the damage, he is fucking trash. No aoe dmg or cc, Zhask is just fucking trash and nobody picks it for a reason.
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He isn't me, that's for sure. I just wanted to give a bit of activity to the thread with a bait. The few good Kaditas that I encounter are roamers, but I'm in NA server, and we're all shit compared to SEA anyway.
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Alright I'm a shitter jungler but I'll still grind to be a better jungler
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>>1980931
all you have to do is go red buff -> crab -> golem -> blue buff -> gank exp or mid lane now that you're level 4 then take turtle
People overcomplicate jungle and try and gank before they get their ult up
THAT'S A MISTAKE
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when roam jg mid and exp are all dominating the game but the marksman doesnt know how to teamfight or clear waves so you lose at 25 minutes after leading by 13 kills at 15 minutes
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My pinay fuck buddy plays this while I lay pipe into her. She gets progressively more distracted and usually winds up feeding and losing badly.
Know this: if there is a Filipina on your team and she sucks it may not be because she's bad at video games but because she's getting her guts re-arranged at the same time.
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Idk if anyone else here is a newfaggot like me but apparently this is how you can cheat the jewish gacha system to get a guaranteed Naruto skin of your choice at the cheapest price
I didn't understand the concept of saving rolls until I saw the top up missions halfway and at the end of the event
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>>1983164
i was pretty clearly implying you shouldnt give moonton any money at all
you either have dyslexia or you dont actually know english or youre too retarded to understand what greentext is or some combination of these
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These skins are way too expensive, damn it! Every time I ask, the minimum they spent to get just one skin was 4500 diamonds. That’s almost like $100 for a single skin!!! Jesus Christ, the people at Moonton are starving deadbeats, they want to squeeze every last cent out of this collaboration.
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>Adjusted the Protection Point feature for high-demand lanes in lane matchmaking. Previously, you could earn Protection Points for selecting high-demand lanes once per day. Now: Use Flex Pro for matchmaking to receive Protection Points if the match is lost. You can get Flex Pro protection up to 5 times per day.
people who play hanabi and layla in every lane will now get protection 5 times a day KEK
HAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO NO
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another child after the Lylia skin
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bought and played a few matches with aulus so i could see how he is before the revamp
honestly they need to just rename the revamp to a new character, it doesnt play like aulus at all and it should not be replacing his kit
all aulus really needs is a little bit more tankiness in the late game and an ult that doesnt interrupt his basic attacks
i dont care about the character design, just keep the hammer and the red hair
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>>1989919
I have around 600 matches with Aulus, his tankiness and sustain is great if you use his first skill properly, bring vengeance and build Roseblood and Queen wing. The only problem is late game you have trouble getting to the backline in teamfights. If you have a good assasin jungler than you dont have to worry about and can tank without much trouble. What im worried about the new Aulus is the removal of heal from his second skill, that will be a massive hit on his sustain.
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>>1983438
they are saying
there is no cheating the jewish system- you either give it money, or slightly less money
the only way you can win/'cheat' the system is by not paying
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I can't believe there are poor bastards who invest 160 USD in this crap.
It would be understandable if the game were fun, but it's crap. Better to spend it on Wild Rift. I've put that amount there and even more lol.
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>>1992821
REally?? I have met people who have many fewer likes than matches and play very well. The game is simply crap; something must be done so that the damn company goes bankrupt or so that a better company like RIOT buys them.
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>>1993355
Ah... I can't wait for the day when they can resolve their differences and finally buy MLBB. Maybe that way they can fix that crap with the dark system. Or shut down MLBB, which would be the most optimal solution.
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>>1993374
>I can't wait for the day when they can resolve their differences and finally buy MLBB.
Tencent did try to buy MLBB but was matched by ByteDance/TikTok. Then ByteDance sold MLBB to the Saudis.
https://www.reuters.com/world/china/bytedance-says-its-video-games-uni t-will-acquire-mooton-technology-20 21-03-22/
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I've noticed a pattern, it might be placebo or delusions, but it works for me.
I play brawl games until I get a difficult game with 2 or 3 team mates with silver medals on the end results, victory or defeat doesn't matter. Then, play a ranked game, it's always a guaranteed win.
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