Ongoing Stories:
>Transformed Into a Lucario
https://pastebin.com/dNfCG4se
>Herding Cats
https://rentry.org/HerdingCats
>Copanon the PokeWhisperer and other stories
https://rentry.co/PolicemanPokemonStory
>Super Macho Mon
https://rentry.co/MachampStory
>Professor Decidueye by ProfD
https://rentry.co/ProfD
>VetPhox
https://rentry.co/DelphoxStory
>Serpent and Wyrm by Snivyanon
https://rentry.co/SerpentAndWyrm
>A Loser and a Very Lost Snowpix by Drifteranon
https://rentry.org/tcab223e
>The New Police Animals by Snivyanon
https://rentry.co/larsonkurt
>Kartanimator
https://rentry.co/kartanimator
>The Pokemon Pit by ProfD
https://rentry.co/r7aa9bzy
>Churchanon
https://rentry.org/cb24k1ti
>Swiss Army Mienshao
https://rentry.co/whipping-back-into-action/
>The Human Wimpod Evolved
https://rentry.co/GolisopodStory
>Sandslash and Ms. Gemstone
https://rentry.co/h62h6eh7e
>Drifteranon's one-shots
https://pastebin.com/4K9M6uJ2
>Lopunanon
https://pastebin.com/ecBem3sz
>Other one-shots
https://pastebin.com/UtXMsyyD
>One-shots that were too spicy for pastebin
https://rentry.co/wokeuponeshots

Archived stories:
>0332
https://pastebin.com/WMdqhP8H
>Digigirl
https://pastebin.com/rvUJh1Vd
>Tinkanon
https://rentry.co/TinkatonStory
>Not a Pikachu
https://rentry.co/notapikachu

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>You slept in.
>It was almost noon.
>Thankfully it was the weekend, and you didn't feel hungover.
>Just hungry.
>You waddled over to the kitchen in search of nourishment.
>You had some eggs that were eerily close to their expiration date, so scrambled eggs it was.
>The number of eggs was too much for you, however.
>But you'd rather avoid leaving any of those eggs to rot.
>Then your brain had the genius idea of giving some to Layla.
>After all, she had a stressful day behind and ahead of her.
>You turned on the TV for some white noise and got to cooking.
>This time it was more government autofellatioing their achievements in combating this crisis.
>In fact, this was a glorified advert for a fucking Bulbapedia ripoff that kept track of PIPS symptoms and turnee statistics by species.
>You'd check it out later.
>It might actually be worth a damn.
>Or it might be absolutely useless.
>Who knows at this point?
>You were most likely going to have to go through it anyway as a part of some new training.
>You only hoped it wouldn't be you put in the position of explaining it to everyone in the station.
>The captain knew about the Snorlax and Lisa but didn't know about any other turnees.
>Finally, you finished prepping the food.
>You divided it in half and put it on two plates.
>You went to Layla's room and knocked on the door with your elbow.
>"Are you awake?" you asked.
>The only sound she made was an acknowledging "uh uhh".
>"I had some spare eggs on hand, so I made you some scrambled eggs," you said. "I'm going to put the plate on the table next to the door if you want to eat it in your room."
>You put down the plate and went to your PC.
>Obviously you forgot what the website was called, but you finally did find it after some searching.
>It had several logos of national and supranational organizations at the bottom of the main page.
>WHO, CDC,UKHSA, ECDC, JIHS, ect.
>You proceeded to open the tab under the name of "general list".

>>58989577
Ooh, what's CopAnon going to see?

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>>58989577
>It was a list with every single Pokemon in dex order.
>You did a quick scroll down and up to get a feel for the site.
>Each Pokemon was in a box in a different color.
>Green, yellow, red, black.
>Apparently these were designations of how dangerous someone displaying PIPS symptoms might be.
>Some of those boxes were even covered in diagonal white stripes, which indicated that there were no reported cases.
>After some thought, you realized that the entire site was probably made for phone use.
>If you clicked on a box, it would reveal some stats and behavioral patterns.
>You decided to go through the statistics for your new friend group.
>First, Lisa the Salazzle.
>The box was yellow but also striped.
>So unless there aren't any other turnees hiding somewhere, Lisa might be the only Salazzle on the planet.
>You proceeded to Derek the Noivern.
>Red.
>3 registered turnees and 2 unregistered sightings.
>You hoped he didn't end up getting spotted anywhere near his house.
>Just giving the government the knowledge of this would make them try to search for him if they wanted to.
>He said he was out of state, however.
>He was going to come visit later in the evening, so you'd berate him about this then.
>You scrolled past Zorua and Zoroark, which were green but with white stripes, and Hisuian Zorua, which was black with white stripes.
>And now, Layla the Hisuian Zoroark.
>Black box with white stripes.
>No reported cases, no sightings, no nothing.
>Just a text in bold letters saying, "do not approach under any circumstances and report it to the authorities at the earliest given opportunity."
>"Fucking hell..." you muttered out while stepping away from your PC.
>It wasn't something you weren't expecting.
>In fact, it was exactly what you were expecting.
>The Pokemon known for using illusions is good at hiding.
>You just hoped that Layla was the only one because the consequences of another Hisuian Zoroark running around could be... ugly, to say the least.

>>58989928
>Only one on the planet
Must still be really early in the progression of people turning then, statistically they should be relatively common on a population-wide scale.

Quick bump

>>58989235
no fuck you i pick victini except im completely powerless and just a stupid mindless little bunny rabbit that has no purpose except to be someones pet forever the end

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>>58991292
A modern masterpiece.

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And somehow, Palpatine Returned.

>The clock on the table reads seven am.
>The Cat on my chest is demanding to be fed, and I know for a damn fact there is food in the bowl.
>|I can see bottom. Is Empty| "Not how it works."
>There's a prissy huff from the little furball as it storms off. My feet hit the floor and I float a soda can over and enjoy the loud Crack-Hiss of sweet, glorious caffeine.
>I got used to the flavor. Suck it, Biology.
>I'm still rubbing sleep from my eyes as I brush up and then wander back into my livingroom. The place looks comfy.
>Being able to unpack with just the effort of my brain has been nice. So was incinerating the boxes in the grill so that I didn't have to head to the trashcans.
>No smoking phallus shenanigans, sadly. The angry abuela across the way no longer reacts to me.
>I have become the background noise to whatever she argues with her neighbor about.
>Works for me, watching her smack the old man with a chancla never fails to get me snickering.
>A snap of a finger and the Tv pops on and I pause, narrowing my eyes. Did someone dig this stupid shit out of a comic book?
> "On todays docket, federal officials are discussing a pokemon registration act, in order to document and safeguard-"
>I'm getting 'for the safety of the children' vibes outta this in the same way 'drink the verification can, we're watching you' big brother vibes.
>I pause, make a face, Not like I'm NOT already on like six watchlists, I do technically? Still hold a clearance for shit that shan't be discussed, unelss you wanna speak to the MiB about why you know what you know, and please ignore the screaming, muffled, magical fox tied up in the corner, hey -look at the end of this pen while my partner hits you with a sap, yeah?'
>Fuck that. I'm still dealing with 'internet fame'... infamy? from asshole friend group posting my le epic phoxphails compilation online of the number of times I'd faceplanted trying to fly.
>It did get me a couple of beers. Not a bad trade

>>58991323
Welcome back, Phoxanon. Fading into the background noise, getting beer out of it, and having a semblance of normalcy is a win in my book.

>>58989928
>It might be worth a damn or it might be absolutely useless
I feel like "Schrodinger's Competency" has typified the US govt. response to the phenomenon throughout our stories.

>didn't know about any other turnees.
Wait what about that whole thing with the Emboar? What'd they even do with the Emboar, anyway?

Oh good, an INTERNATIONAL government Bulbapedia. This can only end so well.

I agree that Lisa being the only Salazzle feels kinda unlikely - unless we're saying the phenomenon is A LOT rarer than all our stories seem to have been implying so far. The fact that they've rated regular Zoroark as green also seems a bit dubious. Sure, it's not an ill-tempered Pokemon, but its illusions could still cause a lot of confusion, fear, and ultimately damage were one so-inclined or provoked. Then again, I'm talking to the WHO here, so I guess I really shouldn't expect any better.

On the plus side, if they didn't come for Derek that time he went night shopping, I don't see them coming for him now.

Things are only getting bigger, it seems. How long can Copanon maintain everybody's secrets?

Y'know, drawing up the full government list would be a fun creative writing exercise...

>>58991323
>I got used to the flavor. Suck it, Biology
Based

I'm a little confused - did Phox move a single apartment over or something?

Ah yes, >>58991551 , being ignored and having to worry about ultra-authoritarian government. Normalcy!

Nah but for real though, it is nice that things have at least calmed down for her personally. Did she ever actually learn to fly, or did she just give up eventually?

Either way, incredibly great to have you back, Phoxanon.

>>58992658
Such a lovely Mien.

>>58989236
This archive is two threads out of date now. I've gone through and updated it:

Ongoing Stories:
>Transformed Into a Lucario
https://pastebin.com/dNfCG4se
>Herding Cats
https://rentry.org/HerdingCats
>Copanon the PokeWhisperer by Copanon
https://rentry.co/PolicemanPokemonStory
>Professor Decidueye by ProfD
https://rentry.co/ProfD
>VetPhox
https://rentry.co/DelphoxStory
>Lopunanon
https://pastebin.com/ecBem3sz
>Kartanimator by Kartanon
https://rentry.co/kartanimator
>The Pokemon Pit by ProfD
https://rentry.co/r7aa9bzy
>Swiss Army Mienshao by Mienshanon
https://rentry.co/whipping-back-into-action/
>The Human Wimpod Evolved
https://rentry.co/GolisopodStory
>Sandslash and Ms. Gemstone
https://rentry.co/h62h6eh7e
>No Memories Umbreon by Churchanon
https://rentry.org/ua24k1ti
>Mareanieanon
https://rentry.co/MareanieStory
>Copanon's side stories
https://rentry.co/PolicemanPokemonSideStories
>Kartanon's side stories
https://rentry.co/kartanimator-disc-b
>Mienshanon's one-shots
https://rentry.org/miensha-oneshots#retrograde
>Other one-shots
https://pastebin.com/UtXMsyyD
>One-shots that were too spicy for pastebin
https://rentry.co/soimoneshots

Archived stories:
>Super Macho Mon
https://rentry.co/MachampStory
>0332
https://pastebin.com/WMdqhP8H
>Digigirl
https://pastebin.com/rvUJh1Vd
>Tinkanon
https://rentry.co/TinkatonStory
>Not a Pikachu
https://rentry.co/notapikachu
>Serpent and Wyrm by Snivyanon
https://rentry.co/SerpentAndWyrm
>A Loser and a Lost Snowpix by Drifteranon
https://rentry.org/tcab223e
>The New Police Animals by Snivyanon
https://rentry.co/larsonkurt
>Churchanon by Churchanon
https://rentry.org/cb24k1ti
>Drifteranon's one-shots
https://pastebin.com/4K9M6uJ2

Statistics and thread list:
https://rentry.org/fd9ise4o
https://rentry.org/sip-down-memory-lane

>>58993398
Changelog:

- Updated Golisanon and VetPhox rentries, updated Lopunanon pastebin, and updated spicy one-shot rentry with the Hakamo-o story and Exeggutor story.
- Updated archive with Churchanon's new story and Mareanieanon, as well as links for Copanon, Kartanon, and Mienshanon's sidestories
- Changed references to outdated "Transformed Into a Pokemon" working title in some archives to our current and final title - So I'm a Pokemon
- Moved Drifteranon's stories and Churchanon's main story to archive since they haven't updated in a while. Herdinganon has requested his story not be moved over for now.
- Moved Macho and Snivyanon's stories to archived as we've opted to shelve our tales (I'll still give story feedback and run the archive).
- Moved Lopunanon to ongoing.
- Added statistics rentry and thread list rentry. Thanks to Mienshanon.

--------

Also, here's an updated FAQ:

>FAQ
>What is this?
People are turning into Pokemon. Some are having the time of their lives, and some are struggling to survive. These are their stories.
>How do I join?
Just start posting.
>What's the lore?
People and animals (and at least one tree) are changing at random in their sleep, waking up still in the real world, but now as Pokemon, and nobody knows why (that includes you. Please don't try to explain it). Just enough transformations are occurring to notably change day-to-day life without collapsing civilization. This is not the apocalypse, even if it might feel like it to some characters in the moment. Some people are more in touch with their instincts than others, and some have lost more of their humanity than others. That's about it. Avoid legendaries if possible.
>What the Hell is PIPS?
In many of the stories, the scientific community in-unvierse has begun referring to Pokemon instincts and the loss of humanity some people who transform experience as Pokémon Induced Psychosis Syndrome, or PIPS. The term is explained in more detail here: https://rentry.org/sip-concepts

>>58989577
Welp, I'm craving scrambled eggs now.
>>58989928
I love how you always try to incorporate things we do in the thread into your story. That global register of Pokémon seems like a logical, yet somewhat rushed thing. Does it distinct between humans and animals? Are animals on a separate list? How is the categorisation working, by Pokédex entries or purely by observation of turnees? Layla has a bad case of PIPS-A (yes, I'm gonna use the abbrevations now), but is every H. Ruse as potentially dangerous as she is?
If PIPS is dependent on the psychological health of the person before turning, wouldn't that be highly discriminating? Imagine turning into a H.Ruse with zero PIPS symptoms, yet you're getting scrutinised just because someone else has determined that Ruses are highly dangerous because of Layla's crippling urges. (Assuming she gets registered at some point)
Or make it the other way around. Imagine some Mon has a green border and then there is a violent case somewhere that "debunks" its harmlessness. What would happen to the list then?
Very interesting to think about and discuss! Terrific update, Copanon!

>>58989992
I think it's on the same timeline as Lucarioanon's, which is pretty early on after the phenomenon started. Like our Auradog, Derek, Hal and Layla, many people probably don't want to be seen and went into hiding. It makes sense that there wouldn't be all too many "public" cases yet.

>>58991323
Lopunanon returned last thread, and now Phoxanon (somehow) makes a comeback as well! Glad to have you back!
This "Pokémon Registration Act" would be far too realistic in our current real world, good one!

>>58990497
>>58992658
Those are indeed some nice Miens, although I kinda feel conflicted about bumps like that. We have other photogenic protags as well, you know!

>>58992691
>drawing up the full government list
Seconding! Maybe limit ourselves to every Mon that has shown up in every story and oneshot for now, though. 1000+ Mons seems daunting.

>>58993398
>>58993410
Thanks for the update, Macho!
I tweaked the PIPS rentry page to be grammatically more correct and restructured the spoiler segment. The descriptions of PIPS-A and PIPS-R can certainly be improved some more, so can the micro-analyses of the characters. Feedback is always welcome!

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>>58992691
Nah, same apartment, I may have missed posting that Phox's first act of arson with the grill torched her privacy screen. Corner apt is mostly hidden still from view, but, no sense replacing somethign thats gonna get torched often, yeah?

>>58993411
Mutant / pokemon registration act would be the FIRST thing people screamed about. Gotta get these dangerous creatures under lock and key, you know? They're *not* people.

>Yes, I said Beer out of it, Yes I've been going to the bar with some of my other discharged buddies.
>Half the squad you know?
>We see eachother in the group therapy sessions. S'pretty alright. Helps to remind us we're normal and this is part of the healing.
>"So, Doc, There I am, butt ass naked, wearing only my kpot, my LBV and boots, ankle deep in a bomb shelter that flooded with my dick out and a MRE spoon to defend myself from the mortars... and Phox... Phox shows up with a water hose and I shit you not - cackles as she turned it on me. Apparently when I ordered shrooms on my pizza, they gave me legit shrooms and I was tripping balls."
>I take a slow drink of the water in my hand as they all begin laughing hysterically, hiding the massive grin with the act.
>The therapist? Absolutely unamused.
>"Phox, do...you think you may have handled that..."
>"Differently? Oh yes. However, Doc, I was exhausted, I'd been out the wire for fourteen days straight, little rest, and we had no less than four firefights and two IED hits... I'm supply, I'm not even supposed to be near a gun I am rear with the gear, you know..safe... And then I get back in and this... animal in uniform is tripping, naked, raiding my supply room MRE boxes for spoons to arm us against the indigenous mole people..."
>I take a long, slow sip and hoist it up, grinning, "It behaves like a good boy or it gets the hose again."
>I can see just the hint of a grin from the headshrinker as the rest of the guys devolve into childish snickers. I'll break you like femboy yet doktor.

>>58994059
OH GOD ITS HIDEOUS

>>58994187
It is, isn't it? I love it.

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>>58993411
I imagined that the system basically works on the assumption that you don't know how severe the PIPS-A is. So it basically assumes the worst case scenario and instead of asking the question of how severe are the symptoms it asks what the symptoms are.

Imagine that you have two tunees, a Chansey and a Hisuian Zoroark.
In one case you get a kind hearted creature that is going to heal you and feed you its egg.
In the other you get an undead revenant that rose from the dead thanks to spite for all living things, that is going to harm itself so it can kill.

Obviously the situation can be reversed with people who turned but don't display PIPS-A symptoms. The Chansey turnee might be a dick, and the H.Zork might be a decent person trying to live their life.

バンプ

>>58993411
>Those are indeed some nice Miens, although I kinda feel conflicted about bumps like that. We have other photogenic protags as well, you know!
I would have liked to do something different, but it's what I had saved and the second Mienshao was posted in a bit of a Get-It-Off-Page 10 rush.

>>58994059
Such silly military stories are always a favourite of mine. It's those things that bring some humanity back in a war and is a nice contrast to the usual misery.
I wonder how her buddies reacted to her turning into a magic fox-witch. I feel like this could be a fun conversation.
>picrel
This is astonishingly consistent, what the hell? Not even too many artefacts, other than the details in the wall decoration and the weird window frame at the top.

>>58994324
Raising a fair point there. It's still a huge powder keg, especially because of all the blabbermouths out there. That Linoone from Snivyanon comes to mind. That guy would certainly accuse every "black border" Mon of being or doing something heinous.

>>58995343
You're good. It's nice to have some mustelids between /mm/ not being around. I just don't want the thread to be just about Mien in the slow phases.
(I already feel like I'm hogging the threads somewhat and this doesn't help either, but that is my problem, not yours)

Disgusting faggot fetish thread

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Two for one!

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I get up

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>>58996758
I hope Ben has a long life and gets to eventually be an old man

>>58997168
Love this art.

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sure wish that could actually be me right now, have this repost that fairly accurately depicts my current state of affairs...

>>58998353
You got this man, you'll get it back in ship-shape.

>>58993410
>archived
That's sad because I updated my main story when the last thread died. I didn't post an announcement because I figured it would just get archived.

>>58999246
Sorry man, I just brought the thread back after the last one got knocked out and I'm not very good at remembering to update everything.

>>58999268
Different Anon, to clarify: i posted >>58989236
and I am not >>58993410

>>58999268
I didn't post my update, I just silently uploaded it to reentry. It's fine, don't worry about it.

>>58999282
Maybe you could share with the class exactly which Rentry we should click on to read this exciting new chapter?

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>>58995515
The AI, It's Evolving!

>Yes, I mentioned beers.
>Yes, I have two braincells fighting for third place, much like my cat.
>Which is why I'm sitting at a local dive bar, tipping back the first and only beer I've had the whole night.
>And I've been here three hours. Not off the wagon, and it's a herculean effort to force the stuff down, just to be social.
I will say, however, the pile of wings infront of me has been demolished. Whatever sauce they're putting on these things doesn't even bother me. And I was a lightweight when it came to spicy foods.
>Perks of being a magical fox. I'll take it.
>Not to mention the bar has a massive sign by the door 'poke-friendly'.
>Mind out of the gutter, please?
>Apparently the bars owner woke up as a Throh and rolled with it. It's also next door to a Karate dojo. And the other side is a damn gym.
>The jokes write themselves sometimes.
>Thats how I ended up in a bar, with my buddies, after therapy, eating ghost pepper wings and watching a hitmonchan boxing the ears off some poor idiot across the street.
>Poor guy was actually holding his own, but he just didn't have the power behind the swings.
>Gym muscle doesn't mean you have useful muscles, just larger ones for lifting. Even I learned that overseas.
>I look away to grin at my buddies, "Next round of wings says the idiot tried to grapple and then gets punched in the face by the chan?"
>Money hits the table, the guys aren't toasted, but they are done. I toss five into the pot and clean off a wing, wipe away the sauce in time to watch exactly what I saw coming land, "And the gym-bro goes down."
>You would think my buddies would stop making bets with me. They won't. and the wings are delicious.
>Clock on the wall reads 3am, and I dodge the attacker trying to tackle into me as I come through the door.
>I click the lights on and look at the foodbowl, it's full. one neat hole in the center to the bottom |I'M STARVING! FEED ME!| "THAT'S NOT HOW IT FUCKIN' WORKS!"

>>58999282
As >>58999354 alludes to, there aren't notifications or anything for when a Rentry gets updated. Unless it's one I'm updating myself (such as VetPhox or Golisanon), all I have is the link, so the only way for me to know a silent update had taken place would be to check every individual story when I go to update the archive. I didn't think to do that because normally people announce their updates in the thread so that people know to come read it. As such, you shouldn't take it as a sign we consider your story unworthy or anything like that.

Anyways, I had a feeling that was you, Churchanon (you shouldn't be afraid to advocate for yourself more, y'know), so I'll go ahead and correct my oversight. Most likely I'll give your update and Phoxanon's two new posts feedback tomorrow:

>>58999492
There. Back where it should be.

Ongoing Stories:
>Transformed Into a Lucario
https://pastebin.com/dNfCG4se
>Herding Cats
https://rentry.org/HerdingCats
>Copanon the PokeWhisperer by Copanon
https://rentry.co/PolicemanPokemonStory
>Professor Decidueye by ProfD
https://rentry.co/ProfD
>VetPhox
https://rentry.co/DelphoxStory
>Lopunanon
https://pastebin.com/ecBem3sz
>Kartanimator by Kartanon
https://rentry.co/kartanimator
>The Pokemon Pit by ProfD
https://rentry.co/r7aa9bzy
>Churchanon by Churchanon
https://rentry.org/cb24k1ti
>Swiss Army Mienshao by Mienshanon
https://rentry.co/whipping-back-into-action/
>The Human Wimpod Evolved
https://rentry.co/GolisopodStory
>Sandslash and Ms. Gemstone
https://rentry.co/h62h6eh7e
>No Memories Umbreon by Churchanon
https://rentry.org/ua24k1ti
>Mareanieanon
https://rentry.co/MareanieStory
>Copanon's side stories
https://rentry.co/PolicemanPokemonSideStories
>Kartanon's side stories
https://rentry.co/kartanimator-disc-b
>Mienshanon's one-shots
https://rentry.org/miensha-oneshots#retrograde
>Other one-shots
https://pastebin.com/UtXMsyyD
>One-shots that were too spicy for pastebin
https://rentry.co/soimoneshots

Archived stories:
>Super Macho Mon
https://rentry.co/MachampStory
>0332
https://pastebin.com/WMdqhP8H
>Digigirl
https://pastebin.com/rvUJh1Vd
>Tinkanon
https://rentry.co/TinkatonStory
>Not a Pikachu
https://rentry.co/notapikachu
>Serpent and Wyrm by Snivyanon
https://rentry.co/SerpentAndWyrm
>A Loser and a Lost Snowpix by Drifteranon
https://rentry.org/tcab223e
>The New Police Animals by Snivyanon
https://rentry.co/larsonkurt
>Drifteranon's one-shots
https://pastebin.com/4K9M6uJ2

Statistics and thread list:
https://rentry.org/fd9ise4o
https://rentry.org/sip-down-memory-lane

>>58999492
Yeah I'm aware there are no notifications. I meant to post it at the start of this thread but I wasn't sure when it was posted.

>>58999354
Might be a good idea to start namefagging then. I can't exactly do avatarfagging unless people are cool with me flooding the thread with unrelated Christian imagery.

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>>58999532
You could always use stuff like pic related if you really wanted to. :^)

>>58999532
You could go with Umbreon or Hoppip.

>>58999608
Please keep the slop to a minimum, thanks.

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>>58999532
>>58999608
>Searching for some engineer's kid but you gotta recharge with a prayer break

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Yeah, I got turned into a Pokémon and my life is a nightmare, but you’ve got to enjoy the little things.
Have you tried sticking your head out a moving car window? Top tier.

>>59000346
>ywn feel the wind in your fur
Why even live?

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>chunni high schooler gets turned into a pokemon
>suddenly aren’t so excited to have a hidden power sealed inside them they have to learn to control

>be me
>play vidya all day on laptop
>hear about weird pokemon phenomenon
>figure it's 3am so I should sleep. had a long day of NEETing
>wake up at 11am
>don't remember my bed being this big
>or my laptop being that big
>or my PJs being so baggy
>decide to go check mirror
>Emolga
anons is it over?

>>59001242
Chicks dig tiny, cute rodents. You’ll be just fine, as long as you can get out of your house.

>>59001242
you can probably make it work even if you're tiny honestly, and hey, get a good grasp on the electric thing and you can probably skirt around the energy bill