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Pokémon Champions is a free to play online battle simulator available on Switch with a mobile release later. It features ranked, casual and private battles for both singles and doubles, and will be used for VGC tournaments in 2026.
SWITCH 2 UPDATE: Launch the game in handheld mode to get the performance boost (can still play docked after). Still 30FPS, however.
>News
Small bug fix patch: https://news.pokemon-home.com/ja/page/758.html
Warm Up Challenge online competition live, runs through the weekend and gives free Gardevoir
Free Machamp mystery gift code: CHAMP10N
Season 1 runs until May 13
Mobile release possibly leaked for June
>Links
https://champions.pokemon.com/en-us/
https://x.com/Pokemon_Champs (EN) https://x.com/Poke_Champ_jp (JP)
Pokémon data: https://serebii.net/pokedex-champions/
Available mons: https://www.serebii.net/pokemonchampions/pokemon.shtml
Mega abilities: https://serebii.net/pokemonchampions/megaabilities.shtml
Quick FAQ
>Do I need my own Pokémon to play?
No, the game features a recruitment system, but transferring from Home is recommended to save time and resources.
>What makes the game so much more accessible than before?
All aspects of a Pokémon are customizable with VP, a currency earned simply by playing the game. IVs are also removed.
>Is there single player content?
No.
>Do I need a Nintendo Online subscription?
No.
>What's the starter pack?
US$6.99 one time purchase for 50 training tickets (fully train for free), 30 quick coupons, 50 extra box space and the LGPE trainer music.
>Is anything locked behind a paywall?
So far everything gameplay relevant is also purchasable with VP. Mega Kalos starters and E-Floette require ZA transfer.
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>>59169455
Yes?
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>>59169458
I wasted all my tickets on her. . .
I'm seriously thinking of getting Leaf Green to nab some specifics (I want to do meme shenanigans with Victreebel and the gacha annoys me) Really clever way to covertly monetize the game, I already continued my Sword playthrough that I never cared to finish back then.
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>>59169351
Sure but the West also hates gambling because it recognizes it can ruin lives and stigmatizes it.
There's basically no stigma in Asia.
A LOT of vices have less stigma in asia. Gambling. Smoking and Alcoholism. Adultery and Prostitution.
Officially they're all illegal or at least heavily frowned upon, but unofficially loopholes are being abused in multiple ways and nobody cares because everybody is using them freely.
>It's not a handjob, it's just a nude full body massage that happens to include the genitals, if the client orgasms from it that's on them. And if after getting to know each other during the health procedure, our masseuse gets turned on by the client's indiscrete ejaculatory outburst and has a "two consenting adults freely having sex" romantic fling in our massage room, and then the client freely tips her gratuitously because now they've been romantically involved, well I suppose technically that's fooling around on the clock but we've had no complaints from clients about losing massage time to canoodling and we're not strict about discipline here because good masseuses for this thorough and intimate a procedure are hard to find, it's not our fault they're all sluts. I mean, who but major sluts would agree to therapeutic penis massaging anyways?
>>59169462
It is, quite literally, a "BLACK BVLL" tattoo.
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>outplayed fag tiger with sand chip damage
Too based to fail
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>>59169480
I was the same last year when Champions got announced. Also used it as an opportunity to breed a Rillaboom (he’ll be in again at some point), a shiny Grimmsnarl and a shiny Dracopult (got their shiny cards back in 2021 and I think their shinies are among the better looking ones).
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>>59169518
Sure, but the western social consensus is that you're life ruining idiot for participating.
It's still around. Still very profitable, arguably moreso. But there's a strong stigma. Friends and family members will tell you off, maybe stage an intervention or break off relations if it's bad enough.
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>>59169594
If that was the social consensus then the gambling sector wouldn't be making trillions a year because the society would've rejected it wholesale. Stop being stupid. Gambling has been prevalent in the west as far back in history as we have recorded and is getting worse year on year.
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It's wild how much stronger and more useful Hisuian Samurott is compared to the regular one. Ceasless Edge just shits out damage without requiring any setup and sets up spikes. Sucker Punch is strong priority stab. Sharpness is unquestionably one of the best offensive abilities, whilst the regular one gets shitty ass Shell Armor. Won multiple games only using him.
They really need to heavily buff the base one, because the powergap is insane.
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>>59169594
anon gambling is so normalized its become ingrained in sportsball to the point you get draft kings ads during the superb owl and basketball stars get nailed with charges for rigging games based on their own bets. Entire underground feuds fueled by CSGO skin betting casinos taking each others profits. Shit is literally both pervasive and widely accepted and those examples are just the tip of the iceberg.
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Question from a poor who didn't get HOME yet(I will soon)
In SV Bisharp can evolve into Kingambit. I noticed I have a lv100 Bisharp named Pierce. It's an ingame-trade one apparently. Want to make this a Kingambit for novelty sake, but can it even evolve now it's lv100? :<
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>>59169599
>If that was the social consensus then the gambling sector wouldn't be making trillions a year because the society would've rejected it wholesale.
No, because people still want to do it.
Are you not familiar with the concept of hypocrisy? Or even just a split opinion at the society level, where maybe certain demographics feel differently than most?
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>>59169430
Rate the team
https://pokepast.es/ea7b367ef67790a6
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>>59169614
Yeah gen alpha specifically is a lot more lax on vices.
Higher tobacco use.
Higher gambling.
OnlyFans.
About the only traditional vice still downtrending is alcohol and that's because they're swapping it for THC.
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>>59169698
Yeah sure bozo, unfortunately Tera fucking sucks and random type changes aren't fun while Mega is cool both in design, concept, and execution
Tera isn't even cool in concept and it's worse than even Z Moves in execution
Imagine this shit with no open team sheets
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>>59169703
Changing types is insanely fun in lower powered formats since it allows you to have an answer to almost everything. Tera Normal to make almost anything be an answer to Ghost spam is a good example.
Champions fault for being a shit game for not putting open team sheets. Mega Evolutions are shit and mostly just homogenize the meta to weather + broken stuff like Mega Mence.
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>>59169716
>Changing types is insanely fun in lower powered formats since it allows you to have an answer to almost everything
That's the dumbest part, that and every Pokemon being allowed to Tera
Megas only being available on some and taking an item is much more enjoyable because it's at least partly telegraphed, and it's not like some retarded Teras weren't metawarping anyway
Tera is the most shit gimmick by far to play against, along with Dynamax
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>>59169729
>Everybody having access to an insane mechanic is worse than Gamefreak playing favoritism and suffocating the meta with it
You're a Timmy who likes Charizard and that's the most generous assumption I can make.
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>>59169732
Incineroar is the best partner for MFloette in the game and it's not even close
https://www.pokemon-zone.com/champions/tournaments/the-champions-cup-1 k-prize-pool/
6th team here doesn't use Incineroar
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>>59169594
Maybe at one point but nowadays everyone gambles. I just saw most of my normie uptight high road upstanding society christian white collar picket fence family a few weeks ago and they were all bragging about how much they win/lose betting on sports/esports/literally whatever. Huge recession indicator right there.
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>>59169737
In a perfect world every Pokemon would have a mega but that's not feasible
If Tera was just one type change species wide it would be fine but it's not and it's insufferable, it is extremely miserable
also I hate Charizard and most shillmons
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>>59169615
By specifics I mean catching a bellsprout and training it to a victreebell instead of gachaing it. Of the games on switch I only have Sword (which I largely hate) and the Victreebell line was cut from it.
Yeah sure there is GTS but I simply can't be arsed with it.
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>>59169737
>see team preview in mega format
>charizard and venusaur
wow a sun team, I know exactly how this match is going to go
>see team preview in tera format
>6 randoms
>kingambit might go flying tera to dodge an EQ
>oranguru might grass tera to prevent the spore
>torkoal might fire tera to deal big dam
>primarina might ghost tera to avoid the fake out
literally no idea how this match is going to go
which is more interesting to you?
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>>59169747
Creativity and being able to use types to compact space was good reverse powercreep. Your solution is terrible.
Also this game doesn't even have all the megas available so I can't use the fun ones anyways. Universal mechanics are better because you shouldn't trust Gamefreak or whoever is behind balancing to make functional formats.
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>>59169771
Oh it was. It promoted Stall and it was just boring as fuck. I might sit out the Dyba regulation when it comes in. Kinda looking foeward to Z-moves regulation though.But only if my trainer does the gay little dance that goes with it
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>>59169758
Between fake out, sucker punch, maybe body slam or PUP or bite, she shouldn't just be getting fucked with no counterplay. You want at least a bulky pivot in the back because fake out gets reset every time you switch back into her, which is just a free turn and pretty big damage
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>>59169769
>Creativity and being able to use types to compact space was good reverse powercreep
It fucking wasn't. I don't care about how awesome you think it for your Scrimblo Bimblo mon to reverse sweep on ladder because they Tera'd into some inane shit like Bug or op shit like Fairy and swept the opponents team.
Tera is a fucking blight. If the meta is more restrained or whatever, sure, I don't care. It's better than having garbage like Tera. Unpredictable and teamwide gimmicks are the worst shit ever.
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>People talking about Regs and gimmicks
Think they'll ever put in a "All gimmicks" reg? Just so people can go nuts?
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>>59169794
Yeah mechanics that cause fun interactions are bad man everything should be boring matchup checks in-which 90% of the match is decided by your two leads. It's a video game and being able to do fun stuff is the most important part.
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>>59169792
she doesn't get PuP anymore. also i was kind of hoping for some more specific advice. i have arcanine for bulky intimidate but i don't really think he's working as a pivot. do i just need to run incin instead?
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But fucking Avalugg is in...
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>>59169802
>retards who never banned Tera
>>59169820
>Yeah mechanics that cause fun interactions are bad man
>fun interactions
Citation needed.
>should be boring matchup checks in-which 90% of the match is decided by your two leads.
Tera doesn't even change this problem.
>It's a video game and being able to do fun stuff is the most important part.
Being on the receiving end of an unexpected Tera because you guessed wrong is the worst shit in the world, Sucker Punch is already everywhere.
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>>59169827
>i have arcanine for bulky intimidate but i don't really think he's working as a pivot. do i just need to run incin instead?
I fucking love Arcanine, and have like 5 different sets sitting in HOME. But there's no reason to use the best dog pokemon ever created when Baracat is around
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>>59169846
I never got swept by Scrimblos myself because they suck lol, I was just saying that's what this fag probably likes about it the most. it's actually a moot point about it being available to everyone because 90% of the time it's the restricted or Kingambit Teraing.
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>>59169865
If it’s something like kingambit terastalizing why wouldn’t you figure out which move you use the least and replace it with one that can hit its most common tera types
you know, like they do on high ladder
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>>59169847
>Tera doesn't even change this problem.
It literally did. Even in higher powered formats braindead Pokemon like Calyrex-S got answered by tera Normal Fluttermane, Dragonite, or really anything under the sun that was able to punish the spam shit Gamefreak promotes.
>Being on the receiving end of an unexpected Tera because you guessed wrong is the worst shit in the world, Sucker Punch is already everywhere.
VGCs was open team sheet. If you hate the inconvenience factor it caused blame Gamefreak for not just having it built in to SV/Champions.
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>>59169769
>terasharting was actually reverse powercreep
Are you actually retarded? No really. Were you dropped on your head as a baby? You can't honestly be this deluded. The only thing that makes tera even remotely balanced is open team sheets.
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>>59169886
>prepares for flying-
OOPS IT WAS FAIRY TERA
OOPS IT WAS DARK TERA
>prepares for all 3-
Lol no Kingambit on this team
Tera is the most match-up fishing gimmick in the series and it's not close, it's not fucking fun
>>59169900
>teehee I love losing a coin flip that's so fun
The game doesn't need any more guessing games, and the mindgames it already has are cancerous/fine enough.
>>59169903
>Even in higher powered formats braindead Pokemon like Calyrex-S got answered by tera Normal Fluttermane, Dragonite, or really anything under the sun that was able to punish the spam shit Gamefreak promotes.
Yeah that totally has everything to do with leads deciding 90% of matches because you added a counter onto your lead that decides the match
retard
you could even say Tera excaberates the problem even further
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>>59169953
I know the only formats that you can play are the ones where you can spam stuff like Heat Wave Charizard like a monkey but Tera being only available on one Pokemon meant you had to carefully decide when to Tera and only made a Calyrex-S player have to think twice about spamming Astral Barrage not make the game literally unwinnable for him. Baiting out the tera was an actual skill that doesn't exist with Megas.
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>>59169977
> Man who only likes eating oatmeal for breakfast fighting with man who likes to eat something new every morning
You two are never going to agree and neither of you are going to let the other "win". Just walk away
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new to this whole competitive thing, I’ve been having success with a sandstorm team but feel like some of my extras aren’t pulling their weight
my core is:
>Tyranitar (Mega)
>Corviknight (Tailwind setter)
>Excadrill (Sand Rush speedster)
>Clefairy (tanky mon to switch into)
what are some other mons I could add/what’s some other utility I might need?
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>>59169977
Your entire point hinges on the idea that somehow dumb shit like spammable strategies don't exist in Tera formats and are uncounterable in non-Tera formats when that's not even close to being the case
Champions is a free game, go play it and tell me how many issues you have with Charizard Y (not even close to being the biggest threat in the meta) Heat Wave spam
Also implying that Tera can't also lead to dogshit spam mons kek
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How is Sun developing right now? Feels like everyone is running counters to Zard specifically or the meta is simply catching up.
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>>59169980
Timmy's who pretend to be anything else is just annoying. Remove fun universal gimmicks to replace with stupid overpowered mechanics that only select Pokemon are able to use is so dumb and I can't understand why anyone past the age of 13 would find this shit entertaining.
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>>59169986
>hurr durr mindgames are so fun we should add another 10 moveslots to every Pokemon and make moves with 100 BP that go through protect, moves that grant immunity to types (that also deal damage), and moves that raise 3 stats at once
It's complex so it should be better
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>No Scovillain
>No Cha
>No Clefable
Guess I'll use Rage Powder Volcarona
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>>59170019
Adding more variables changes things from 50/50s into 66% chances and so forth which is where the actual skill comes in. Baiting your opponent into exhausting resources only matters if the resources are expensive which is why Tera is so valuable. That doesn't happen with Megas.
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>>59170038
Mega is way more expensive than Tera
>running 2 Megas means you have a dead item in case you need to bring both
>Mega dying on a switch-in due to a bad read means you didn't even get to use it
>Mega you use can't run an item in the first place so no Herb/Choice/Sash/Cloak
Tera can be pulled out of your ass at any occasion and lasts the whole game. In fact, it is objectively the least expensive gimmick in the series. Even Dynamax only lasts 3 turns.
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>>59170051
All of those issues are solved in teambuilding. Mega Evolutions are not expensive at all and isn't something you can bait out. It's simply something you accept and acknowledge in team preview. Tera changes your type which, for many Pokemon, basically turns them into something completely different. Both opponent's functionally are given one extra Pokemon and using that properly is necessary to win against an actual skilled player.
Yes Tera can be used to run dumb stuff like Tera Steel Gholdengo + Perrserker but not only is that basically built in to all the competitive Megas that Tera Steel also comes with actual drawbacks like Gholdengo now being able to get hit with Fake Out or using Tera yourself to out it and completely reverse the momentum.
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>>59170051
NTA but no one is running two megas and if you do, its because you can't bring your whole team in the first place and build around that.
You choosing to switch in your mega in on a bad call is the equivalent of switching in your tera pokemon on a bad call. Nothing changes from getting out played there
You having built in stats increases just shy of the choice items + new abilty is that item. Just because that mon they have a mega doesn't mean other mons can't run heal bell / hold those same items.
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>>59170082
I'm being nice and assuming he's talking about XY or SM. Not in this current format in which the items are so ass there's no excuse. It's laughable to me how stuff like Covert Cloak aren't in the game and just allows the worst of Megas to be allowed in the same format as an Incineroar with the counterplay removed.
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>>59169996
That's because Sun is the easiest weather to pilot, and therefore the most popular, so everyone has an answer fot it. Also, Sun has like 5 different ways to play it. I like the soft Trick Room Sun team myself.
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>>59170019
>protect
>”predicting a switch out” aka selecting the wrong move to see if you get lucky
>pokemons “best” Tera type is some random type to act as a defensive play, instead of a cool offensive play that makes a niche move in a mons movepool viable
>predicting the predictions ur opponent will predict to do and their play (read: make a bad play that might randomly be really good)
>predicting the predictions ur opponents predicting you will predict… ad infinitum
I guess at high level play when you can depend on ur opponent knowing what’s going on, you can maybe read their thought process, but with low level or new players who don’t know what’s up, you can’t really rely on them to make the “right choice” (the wrong choice but a prediction)
3 100 percent accurate attacks with type coverage and 1 utility move is my goto, then just click the one that says super or extremely effective.
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>>59170084
>Mega Evolutions are not expensive at all and isn't something you can bait out
You and me have very different definitions of expensive. Expensive means opportunity cost. Getting to choose on the fly at any time for which Pokemon you will Tera is very low opportunity cost. It's getting to send in your 5th Pokemon AFTER selecting your main 4.
Again, this also hinges on the idea that "baiting out a Tera" is a good thing and fun for either party. Aka hoping they guess wrong. Aka matchup fishing.
>you "bait out a tera" (send out your 25/25/25/25 Pokemon and make them guess, pray you yourself guessed right)
You won at sheets because they guessed wrong.
>you "don't bait out a tera" (you both guessed wrong or you guessed wrong)
You actually have to play the game further, and now you have to continue playing the Tera guessing game.
Tera is the most dogshit gimmick in the franchise, again, it's not close.
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>>59170130
You keep crying about Charizard of all things lmao, it's not even that good
It's playable and good, but not meta warping
Floette's the only cancer meta atm, and Delphox too but only because it's ZA exclusive
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>Again, this also hinges on the idea that "baiting out a Tera" is a good thing and fun for either party. Aka hoping they guess wrong. Aka matchup fishing.
It's hard to explain since I'm 90% sure you've never competed in a VGC tournament during SV, but it's not matchup fishing if you actually establish ways to win even against inopportune Teras. A Tera Normal Fluttermane doesn't make Calyrex-S or whatever completely useless. It means you need to prioritize exhausting the Tera first, which, for good players who don't just click the super effective button, means you're able to prolong the game long enough to get a coherent strategy. The biggest issue with VGC is that games simply last too quickly for genuine skill expression to be had and the only mechanic that even slightly tried to implement a defensive counterplay is Tera. You're way more prone to losing to braindead when they can't get immediately punished for it and lose their wincon on the spot.
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How do you beat faggotbridge and pelican teams? The fact that they can just brainlessly click tailwind and electro shot while I have to fucking jump through hoops just to attempt to stay alive makes me not want to play this shit.
And no, I am not interested in making a weather team.
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>>59170157
>Unrestricted formats suck. I don't think this is controversial
The point is they are the same as mega format.
>what mega/restricted am I using
>what support Pokemon do I need to enable mine to win the game
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>>59170164
>change the weather
I don't want to make a weather team. Every time I've tried to use something like Ninetales it just dies when I send it out and then they just bring back Pelipper and we're back to square one except now I have no weather.
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Shitting on people with AEROY the Aerodactyl I got from Crystal VC release is fucking funny to me.
It's just some ingame teade mon. As a matter of fact, the trainer wants a fucking Chansey for it.
It's been sitting in my game forever. And now, it's wrecking niggas online.
I love this game.
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>>59170051
Tera is a great mechanic but I do agree that tera type should be shown at team preview, I think that makes tera a lot more fun to play.
I know open team sheets is “unintended” and they only do it because tournament scouting is unfair otherwise but some good came from it, and tera preview is one of the most important. I hope tera preview is something Champions standardizes when they bring tera back.
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>>59170171
Cry me a river.
Oh no, you have to use the meta to beat the meta.
If something off meta beat it, it wouldnt be off meta.
I dont know about you, but i don't find fun in losing.
The fun in the game comes from using your knowledge to outplay your opponent starting from the team builder.
You can still use silly mons but respect the meta enough to be competent.
>>59170176
You don't need a hard weather setter.
You can surprise your opponent by setting it manually.
The good thing about manual weather is your team doesn't need to play in the weather to work.
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>About to clean up with Mega Meganium
>Aerodactyl Ice Fang freezes me on its way out
>keep my cool and only call him a nigger 3 times out loud
>thaw on the 2nd turn and mega sol synthesis past a team core that can't do more than 25-30% a turn to her, win out
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This thing and Volcarona being in Champions automatically makes Showdown infinitely better.
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I wish we could pick different types of trainers like PBR
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How would he fare in the current meta?
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>>59170173
A little bit. Dresses seem like they'd be very comfortable.
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>>59170288
my guy, we've been over this: >>59170224
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>>59170299
They don't look good on them either though wtf are you talking about? They are shit hyper-expressive styles and outfits because the company doesn't know how to produce genuine soul, and they are plastered into dorky 12 year olds on top of that.
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>they look 12
out of ten
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The best part is that I lead wrong and his Sinistcha dodged 3 attacks with Bright Powder and he got the win and I think it should be legal to slit his throat
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I don't understand how people can switch Pokemon every single turn and have the perfect match to eat all my attacks while my shitters that have been trained to max bulk can't even afford a turn of setup without dying to somebody having the perfect out.
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I play with a female character and I imagine that every time I loses I get mating pressed by the other trainer. Gives me extra incentive to try harder to win because I'm not gay.
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winstreaked up to Ultra Ball 3 from Great Ball 2 so far, I love playing in the rain. It's a shame Pelipper is so much better than Politoed, and that I haven't even rolled a 'toed yet.
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>want to import my bros stuck on 3ds (physical cart)
>my NNID (the one on my nintendo account and needed to access Bank) is linked permanently to my original 3ds, which I lost years ago
would I be fine just making a new NNID and linking that one to my switch account? Do I lose out on anything?
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>>59170450
He's been my favorite for a long time. Incredibly pleasant mon, it's like the perfect design. I collect all his TCG cards and the semi-frequent plushies he gets, I think most people flip flop on their favorite mon(s) over the years but I've consistently had him #1 in my heart since at least Gen 5.
>>59170454
It's a real shame too, powercreep aside, this meta reminds me a lot of BW weather wars. If the 'toed can't shine right here and now, it's not looking good for future updates. To say nothing of Poliwrath who I enjoyed a lot in Gen 7 VGC (last time I tried to play any VGC format before now), poor fella has some stiff competition between the Basculegion(s) and Mega Starmie.
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>>59170421
Yes they're much weaker but you're missing a much more important thing. They're also mentally completely fucked. Overgrown children who will completely rewrite their own memory in real time to avoid responsibility and place the blame on anyone and anything but themselves. The ability to just remove their morals and empathy on a whim if those might inconvienience them in some way. An inhibility to control themselves through the use of logical analysis when emotion or instinct tell them otherwise. The constant need to compete with other woman every single day in every aspect of their lives. And above all the fact that they're unaware of all of this and simply do it unconciously. Being a woman mentally is a fate worse than death.
-Looking- like a woman however is basically a lifehack since you gain all of their strengths and none of their weaknesses. I think that's what the majority of people actually mean when they say they wish they were one. They don't really want to be one, they just wanna look cute like one.
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>>59170439
I had a lot of fun all those years ago in XY using Drizzle Politoed with Rotom-W on a team with Mega Scizor.
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Any fellow Rhyperior enjoyers? Homie got me to Master Ball doubles (well, one of the mons). He takes up the entire screen, it is kind of funny. I haven't run into another person using him. Fuck you wide gaurd Pelliper, big peepeepoopoo. I can at least fire punch stuff like gallade.
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>>59170486
Being cute is a farse and entirely performative once you hit adulthood regardless of your gender. Being transgender is even more of a farse and an inhibition of being a male, and that's assuming you can even pull of being performatively cute. Growing up is realizing that aging is healthy instead of constantly trying to be a perpetual child mentally. The only women that are genuinely worthwhile are the ones that embrace their age and act accordingly.
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>>59170525
Adult women can be cute until their 40s where then it just becomes meh
After that if they live long enough and are pleasant enough they can be uglycute old ladies, but that also applies to old men if they're vulnerable enough
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>>59170528
Your definition of cuteness is fucked up, presumably because of the disgusting porn you consume.
I've seen some hot 60 year old women, and as a man you can have a healthy sex life until that age. Cuteness is something that results out of genuine innocence which stops for everyone once they hit adulthood except for the most extreme autists or other forms of mental disabilities.
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>>59170521
I ironically don't have problems with this duo. I don't think I have run into a wide guard pelliper paired with an archaludon yet. If I wanted to be evil I could run thunder punch. Don't think a pelliper would survive instruct + thunder punch. Fire punch is mainly for corv and the cup. Which I barely run into. Most of my troubles stem from Incineroar, FUCK YOU. That and wide gaurd and imprision firagarif.
>>59170522
Rip. I am just happy I get to use this Rhyperior I originally Masuda'd for in SwSh and never used, because I had a bad experience in doubles in that game. I hit Masterball like twice in singles, but fucked up my doubles team. Bright side, is my Rhyperior put in some work on champions :) My dumbass didn't breed it or my hattrene with no good speed. It wasn't at 0.
I am tempted to run Heat Crash over fire punch now. I just saw rhyperior gets that.
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>>59170541
I'm talking about 80 year olds and women can still be sexy in their 40-60s anon
I typically don't see 40+ ladies as cute since they're too mature and deserve more respect than being called cute but I know plenty of cute adult girls
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>>59170548
That type of cuteness, if you can call it that, exists in both men and women. The cope that looking like a woman will magically make you cute is still delusional because transgenderism is inherently deceitful and will remove all innocence from that smile.
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>>59170564
I don't call men cute because that's gay. As a straight man, everything about the adult woman's form when properly maintained and proportioned is adorable if they're small, and sexy if they're big.
Furthermore, happiness and kindness is cute in women and cool in men.
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>>59170288
>Everyone in this game looks retarded male or female.
Speak for yourself, they haven't let you make a male avatar that doesn't look like a faggot dweeb since X and Y.
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>>59170583
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>>59170569
I see cute as being someone who is genuinely innocent and playful which starts to cease once you're an adult and only can re-emerge once you have children. Looking like a woman doesn't help you with that at all. Sexy might be physical but cuteness is almost entirely based on the soul.
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I don't call anybody outside of children cute. Even adorable feels like slander. Being kind as your natural state is necessary for being a person worth anyone's time.
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>>59170625
I don't know who the fuck Chicken-chan is but if you mean the girl from SM she looks just as much of a dork as the male character in SM. Both of them look like generic 12 year olds which will always look like a dork.
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>NOOOO OTS GACHA SLOP
I have no home, only played champions and used the ressources available as a f2p.
Literally the most friendliest f2p game.
>NOOOOO I NEED MY CHARIZARDINOOOO
It's available as a starter mate
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>>59170644
>you havent given any criteria
It's an actual word with an actual definition. You don't just say shit and make up your own definition later.
>you're going to be cute
I'm not the tranny. I've told you trannies are disgusting. That's all irrelevant to how fucking retarded you are. And you care deeply, otherwise you'd just shut the fuck up and go play Pokemon already. Retard.
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>>59170633
She's cute and has good options to pick from that aren't all locked behind completing the Alola Dex in USUM
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>>59170651
>attractive or pretty especially in a childish, youthful, or delicate way
Definition. Once you reach beyond adulthood this is performative and not the natural state of a woman or anyone for that matter.
>otherwise you'd just shut the fuck up and go play Pokemon already. Retard.
This format is dogshit weather spam with no items why would I play it?
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>>59170655
That doesn't look cute at all that just looks fucking stupid. Here, have something actually cute.
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>Charizard
Doesn't count
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>>59170663
My retarded ass gave Venusaur energy ball. I completely forgot Leaf Storm exists as an option for Solarbeam.
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>>59170674
If you mean delicate as in frail than most women are to men. I doubt that's what they mean though because every woman in the world is cute and aspiring to be that as a man only makes you a target which was the case for the original poster wanting to transition.
>Baffling use of your limited life.
Playing this dogshit game was a bigger waste of my life. Even this conversation where you're half-engaging to act smart was more stimulating than dealing with a 50/50 sun spam vs rain spam.
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>>59170651
Hey don't know if you retarded autists are aware but you've been arguing for an hour and this has nothing to do with Champions or Pokemon
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>>59170708
If the most fun part of a game is teambuilding that's because theorycrafting is more fun than actually playing the game. Notably, that's the sign of a bad game. Also worthy to note that Champions also feels shit to actually play so it's awful either way.
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>>59169533
Managed to hatch one in just 12 eggs
Gonna use this guy to rape Froslass and Delphox with Sucker Punches
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>>59170685
I always hear how the big brained VGC world champs will show up and debut some secret team where they turn their pokemon inside out to win. Do people just keep their cards close to their chest or something
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>>59169628
It looks like the other two who replied to you didn't play SV or just forgot. Bisharp evolves not by level up but by having it kill 3 Wild Bisharps surrounded by Wild Pawniard. Because this is post SwSh when they started making more convoluted evolutions. So yes, your 100 Bisharp can still evolve
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>>59170629
Please join
I've been waiting for 30 minutes
I just need one match
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>>59170745
Infiltrator ignores Aurora Veil, so Phantom Force can rape Froslass if its stupid enough to setup or try to Protect the turn after, Psychic Fangs cleans up after, and helps remove Sneasler
Sucker Punch helps pick off either after chip
My Whimsicott and Torkoal both run Helping Hand to give all 3 attacks some extra oomph
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>>59170663
Blud just added the strongest sheist together and called it a day.
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>opposing kingambit is burned
>alternating and mixing up protects, he gets it wrong every time
>sitrus'd up to a point where sucker punch under wisp shouldn't even kill me
>he just. keeps. clicking it.
>about to die to the remaining mon who's been chipping away at me, i have to press an attack
>7th or 8th consecutive sucker punch under will'o
>crit
i got ranked down over this. done for the week. I love this mon, I hate its users.
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>>59170755
Any Pokemon who evolves by level up can use a Rare Candy to do it at level 100 since Gen 8, except Tandemaus who specifically needs to level up in battle.
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>person mega evolves
>I mega evolve
>I go first
>their mon survives by like 1 HP somehow
>one shots me
>one shots my next mon
>my last mon goes first and somehow they dont go down despite being at 1 HP????
>lose
Welp, I shouldve figured hackers would be a thing given its a switch 1 game. Hope that doesnt become common.
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Room closed
Thanks Jonathon
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>>59170757
GG, Confusion absolutely punked my shit. Glaad to get that mission out of the way as well.
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>>59170782
Teambuilding is fun but actually playing in a not awful metagame is more fun because your team will be unable to win just by the matchup but rather the use of interesting synergies/outplays. Notably this isn't the case with Champions and honestly only was the case in gen 9 because of Tera.
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>>59170774
What was it, what attack did you use on it, and did this >>59170779 happen
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>>59170767
If it had been Kowtow Cleave instead of Sucker Punch you’d have been dead 5 times over, you act like it’s a broke coin toss but it’s only a coin toss if the priority mattered because you could knock it out before it hit. 6 turns in against it statusing it to death is like setting up on a mon that parahax’s 6 turns in a row and then getting mad it can actually move on the 7th
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Hey girls, I made it! Ignore the 6-Win Streak!
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i don't know if you will ever read this, but huge shoutout to the belliboltbro, your team carried even me to master with my shitty skills
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look at this sociable boy
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>>59170811
Another cosmetic you can collect for bragging rights, alongside shininess, ball variety, and size. There’s no difference mechanically between a regular Garchomp and a XXL shiny Garchomp The Well-Trained in a Beast Ball, but the latter is how you show off to internet randos
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>>59170811
Nothing. SwSh introduced that mechanic where all Wild Pokemon have a small chance of having a title. Champions Recruiting kept it. It does nothing besides make shinyniggers want to hunt Shiny Pokemon with a Title
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>have a team
>wait I should put incineroar on there
>I need a tailwind setter
>better add that cotton fucker whimsicott
>wait I’ve got a problem, I need poison for fairies and something for steel walls
>sneaseler does both
>put all my shit together
>its just the top ranks
>I look like a metafag who just picks whatever team is popular when I went through 50+ battles ironing out the team’s weaknesses
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You know the recruit animation, with the silhouette behind the bushes? There was a sparkle sound and a glowing light behind it, what was that? Did I win something?
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>>59170799
thanks anon-chan
>>59170804
o-okay sensei. I played a sun team before, but then I was hardstuck Ultra 1-2. So I just switched to Floette.
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My wife when I beat a Timmy's Charizard
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>>59170845
Hey I tried to play honest with my nostalgia Charizard/Venusaur sun team! But then I had to play Floette... with Sneasler in the lead.
Basculegion is for rain teams, sinistcha and kingambit for trick fags and Garchomp as meta slave addition against chari.
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>Swap White Herb for Sash on Sneed
>Suddenly everything only hits it for 70-80 damage
Most of the time the other guy isn't even attempting an anti-Sash strat.
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I don't get switch moves like u-turn/parting shot/etc. All they do is shit damage/a minor stat drop only for the thing that gets switched in to get obliterated by your opponent unless you happen to have a random pokemon that randomly resists both of your opponent's attacks.
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Sneasler + kingambit lead is cool.
>opponent with incin
>intimidate
>sneaslers herb thanks for the boost
>kingambits ability thanks for the boost
>I outspeed his fakeout and fakeout him
>My kingambit can do a boosted attack
GG
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>>59170980
I'll get back into this game when tera is back or something akin to reg H for now I'm mad that I wasted 4 days of my life playing this shitty game and need something to validate my opinions before I listen to mommy asmr and go to bed.
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klefki has been my mvp on rain.
>occa berry
>dazzling gleam
>metal sound
>magnet rise
>rain dance
ttar can't do anything to it, chomps don't run fire, yzard can't beat its rain, sets up easy kills for meganium and arch.
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>>59170992
Broken and pushed megas turn the game into stupid weather wars at best and spam STAB button at worst, no items means all the traditional counterplay to broken Pokemon like Sneasler and Incineroar no longer exist, and limited dex means I can't even use cool Pokemon I wanted to use like mega Scolipede. Now fuck off I want to listen to someone validate me while I make some pasta.
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>>59170939
Wait.. I need to keep this in mind. I could adjust my lead based on that fact. Mind games.
But I feel like those mind games and optimal play is only possible at high master / champion. (yes, I'm a noob) but still I feel like the game only gets fun when both players are at a certain level... just like in chess.
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>>59171003
yea pretty much, if you're in grug bracket they're gonna see your team, see the defiant/competitive mons and the sneasler which really runs herb like 80% of the time at least
and then click incin as first slot anyways
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Let me tell you why this free to play mobile game sucks ass and why you should kill yourself for having a fun time with it.
1. Introduction
Pokemon champions is a F2P competitive game that facilitates the aspect of competitive battling with its accessible features.
2. Argumentations
Megas are shit.
Meta is shit.
The roster is dogshit.
I am stuck in Ultra 2 because I like Typhlosion.
Examples: Charizard Y, Froslass, Dragonite and Blastoise in singles
3. Conclusion
Fuck Gamefreak, fuck TPC, fuck youuu.
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>>59170779
I'm not familiar with a focus band suddenly being on a mega pokemon in singles, no.
>>59170791
Mega Dragonite, I just clicked whatever since it was at 1 HP. It got hit and just did not go down.
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>>59171060
>stuck in ultra 2 with the most unga bunga click the funny button mon in the game
>unironically complaining about non-tera Dragonite and fucking Blastoise
Post team and elo
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>>59171126
Are you deadass right now?
It tops every tournament right now and the top ranked Japanese players are all playing Sand.
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Team that won the 1000 dollar price tournament.
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>>59171060
>I like Typhlosion
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>>59170234
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>>59170917
>blocks your path
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>ran into a toxapex for the first time today
I understand what singles players are talking about now, holy fuck. This thing just wins turn 1 if you didn't bring something to deal with it.
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>Starter Pack
>Reaching Master
>Can fit 100 mons!!!
>100 mons is actually a joke
>Can't save 2 movesets for 1 mon
>Get a mon twice for 1s and 2s
>100 mons is actually a joke
>New season + 50 mons
>100 mons is actually a joke
I really want to like this game, I mean you can actually play this F2P, but JUST 30 mons is a joke... and why do Home mons take up space in home AND champions... like cmon nigga.
Also why the fuck is everything related to pokemon subscription based? Nigga fuck off I don't want to sub to home. And no I don't want to sub to champions, gimme an extra box for $4.99... fuck you.
And where the fuck are random RANKED battles? Is this a joke?
>be me
>play doubles
>ah I should try singles
>lemme readjust this mon
>that will be 1750 VP + tip, saar.
>nigga.jpg
>Okay I dont want to play singles anymore
>lets play doubles again.
>lemme readjust this mon
>2k + tip plz.
mfw.. kms
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switches happen before everything
ttar would get switched in proc sand stream then zard would mega and put up sun
its mega vs mega thats bugged, where normally the faster mon megas first but rn its random
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Best part is old ribbons now granting titles because of it.
>Dragonite the Triumphant
>Gyarados the Living Legend
Love this shit
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Hey girls, it's me again... I just want to play random battles. Current meta is just:
>Pick floette
>+ the 5 most used mons
>win
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>>59171550
Great means XXL, or a PLA alpha, but I think not a ZA one.
My personal favorite (I have yet to retrain it after using it in the battle facilities). Everybody gansta until the Starmie starts walkin.
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>>59171634
Thank you, anon-kun <3. I'm just playing this gayme, because it's the latest pokemon slop and I always wanted an official battle sim + my ""friend"" even started this shit game. But I'm starting to notice the dark patterns. I just want random battles :/
I just hate that they try their best to sell you this fucking subscription.
>>59171573
New streak, sensei.
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>>59171647
Play with your friend if he's someone your close with. Otherwise forget his ass and move on. There are a million better things you can do with your life than consume the worst Pokemon slop imaginable. Play Pokeopia or even the TCG since the latter at least has an interesting gameplay loop.
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>>59171655
Yea he's a really close fren. He even streamed his game via Bitch 2 and we had some fun. But anon-kun... I'm sick and tired of other turn based comp games like Yugi and Hearthstone, but I never really tried the TCG. Why do you hate this game so much? I mean I kinda get it... but I want to like it :/ it's the official VGC platform now... it even attracted many smogon showdown fags <3
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>>59171662
I hate it because they didn't bring my favorite Pokemon but decided to bring Incineroar and fucking Sneasler. I was so excited for an actual official simulator myself until I realized there's no 6v6 and everything is online so I can't even do shit like mess with the teambuilder on the airport. The game looks like shit and I'm upset that anyone is defending this game. Also, megas are shit for balance and the current format is terrible.
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