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Hey Thoosies,
My name is Alan Schilke, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day sitting on their ass at home instead of riding roller coasters. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever ridden anything outside of Disney? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your low credit count, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than doomposting on r/RollercoasterCirclejerk.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was lead engineer at Arrow Dynamics, and now I'm a consultant for Rocky Mountain Construction. What CAD software do you use other than No Limits 2? All of my rides get rave reviews, I just opened a new ride today (So much airtime; shit was SO cash). You are all cringe thoosies who should just go ride rides instead of complaining. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my Magnum Opus

Why does rollercoaster tycoon has a general and transport tycoon doesn't?

I don't like trackitecture, it always just looks like random track pieces laying around

>>12377548
Transport Tycoon discussion is fine here and not many people play it

For me, its Los Pickle Hermanos (park)

>>12377549
Certain applications don't look stupid, but you still have to do obtuse bullshit to place anything at all and it's a non-operational item in your rides list. So I don't do it regardless.

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>>12377549
Trackitecture is pretty great if taken to autistic levels.

>>12377548
Transport Tycoon is a solved game but any anon can go and make an absolutely horrendous roller coaster

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>>12377640
Sorry, but RCT is a solved game as well.

>>12377647
it's a solved game even without using his jewish tricks.

>>12377556
>a non-operational item in your rides list.

not if you build a functional ride somewhere else using that same ride instance

>>12377563
That is extremely autistic. I adore it.

>>12377532
you know something struck me as odd. With all of my time in RCT (and other coaster builders) in my life, I might have designed more rollercoasters than some of the professionals employed by real-life manufacturers.

>>12377647
>Builds zee tranny coaster
>Its not coaster that crashes
What was he thinking?

>>12377563
>Windmills

Enjoy your bird graveyard

>>12378518
Birds aren't real who cares

>>12377640
What makes a horrendous roller coaster?

>>12379238
The ratio of ridership to fatalities, for starters

>>12379238
TOGO International (Ohio)

>>12379484
Togoslop...

>>12378336
If you consider all of the design iterations an engineer has to go through to finally settle on a final design and be purchased by the customer, the number is probably extremely high.

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>>12379238
You need really off putting scenery, to start

>>12380207
yeah but the amount I've opened to the "public" is definitely higher

>>12377480
Why is my stupid shitpost I made after realizing I couldn't build a rollercoaster that anyone would ride on the server last week the thread image lmao

>>12377548
I'd unironically love to play a game of OTTD with FIRS (Steeltown) and NARS or UKRS + Squid Ate FISH and eGRVTS

>>12381114
Same reason why my Los Pollos Hermanos shitpost was the edition of last week's thread. OP is an uncreative hack

>>12381114
I didn't realize it had been 2 weeks so I picked the first thing I could think of, or as this anon said >>12381406 I'm an uncreative hack.

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>>12377640
Yeah I think part of what makes RCT so enduring is how funny it is to fuck up. It's also still pretty easy to fuck up even when you know what you're doing. There are a lot of sim/tycoon games where nothing ever happens if you know what you're doing.

>>12381114
because it was funny probably. I appreciate all of the joke names you guys have been giving to the food stalls lately

>>12382874
Yeah it gave me a good laugh when I joined the server so it ended up being the first thing I thought of when I made the thread.

oh shit that gave me a fun idea of making a donut shop themed around glory holes

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Should we do a new map this weekend, or run back this one from a couple of weeks ago?

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>>12384086
We have quite a backlog of parks we can run back desu
I've been itching to get back to this one because there is a MASSIVE island that needs done

>>12384369
what is the name of that park?

>>12384374
I don't know what the filename would be for you since I change the filename but here's the updated save
https://files.catbox.moe/anno0z.park

>>12384369
I second getting back to this one. I feel like there's a lot that could be done with it and I had fun making the heightmap for it. It's the only time I ever messed with one in photoshop.

>>12384369
>>12384542
Good idea, fellas. It will be hosted in just a moment.

>>12384369
im down to replay. i remember having an exhausting week when we did this and I didn't even get past one or two rides.

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It is hosted. 97.69.161.131:11753

>>12384726
kino

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>>12377480
I made a nice snowy ice area and still need to add some more scenery and rides. If anyone has any cool ideas, feel free to contribute.

Also the park rating jumped off the cliff....


>>12384726
The E. colikkake

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>>12384369
Good news, everyone. Togoslop has returned.

>>12385198
Basically the layout of The Great Scenic Railway

>>12378518
gr8 b8 m8

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Time for breakfast. I kind of want to do an area themed after Greece with the white stucco buildings and what not.

>>12385626
The bridge is gorgeous.

for some reason I keep getting a network desync when I join, but I think it's on my end

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I added a little beach area if anyone wants to expand on it. I didn't know what to do with it outside of my little food court above it.

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We go again or something idk, i'm out of control of my life

>>12386785
where would you put the entrance?

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>>12386793
right here

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>>12386796

>>12386793
Probably in the middle of the valley near the dried up river thing but i'm going to make everyone really thirsty with no drink stalls

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I like how this flying coaster turned out. Unfortunately, something about it doesn't fit the track save format, so I can't save it. Probably the large loop piece.

>>12386914
I like it

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>somehow build ride with a .5 height offset
???

>>12388104
The "build at invalid height" cheat must have been on.

>>12388104
I like how it turned out

>>12388209
desu I literally never used that cheat before and I don't think I've ever seen it activated on the /vr/ servers. Before now at least.

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Weekend Map Download
https://files.catbox.moe/50s1w6.park

>>12389268
I like the additions from this weekend.

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>>12389268
I didn't like how the first version turned out, so I went back and decided to clean it up. Here's to symmetry.

Also kudos to whoever built the second ride entrance!

For whom is it, Pickle Park?

I hate Pickle Park

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>>12391560

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I'M PICKLE PARK

no

>>12391560
How do I delete other people's posts?

Funniest shit I've ever ridden.

>>12392714
you ride pieces of shit?

>>12393214
Been a while since I last rode your mum's favorite coaster tho

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>>12393214

>advertising the weekend server in /v/
pls no

>>12393279
Did anyone do this? If so, why did they do it?

>>12393214
Arrow coasters haven't aged well anon, so yes

>>12393947
The funniest coaster I've been on is an Arrow that has aged well. Was smooth but the motions were like being thrown around like a ragdoll.

>>12393950
I've been on a few and the one that has aged the best is Magnum XL200. You can feel every bend in the steel tracks.

>>12394012
I was being deliberately vague because I think that description is amusing as would be someone making the connection to the specific coaster.

>>12394015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP3akfSeNaw

>>12394034
Having ridden Viper, I was expecting the entire video to be metalpipe.mp3 earrape.

>>12394034
I hope Magic Mountain does everything in its power to keep Viper alive. It's the last of its kind.

>>12394034
I wish I could go to more Six Flags parks. I've only ever been to Six Flags Darien Lake and I can't recall which coasters I've been on.

>>12394034
That first loop is so funny. It's like they could only make loops one size, so they built a huge ramp up to a loop instead of just making a big loop.

>>12396669
I expect that's not far off. With their manufacturing method they probably had a specific rig for making clothoid loops and would have to make another one for a different size.

>>12398010
these names are magically delicious

>>12398010
pretzel

Map for this weekend?

>>12400473
Pickle

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>>12400473
I like my map like I like my women.

>>12400473
Sprightly Park without borders and the rides removed.

>>12400517
Good idea. I'll convert it now.

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It is hosted. 97.69.161.131:11753

>>12400676
Thanks for hosting. I'll join in a few days

>>12377647
Does anyone else think this guy tries to speak too fast in his videos? There are times where I stop paying attention to a video for a few seconds and he's already blazed through like 5 different topics in one breath. Maybe my ears are getting too old.

>>12400815
He slows down and speeds up at weird times

>>12400815
>he watches Marcel Vos
Its okay anon, we've all been there.

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I started up a shuttle for the map. I decided on the color scheme because I thought you fags might like it I was lazy and wanted to get it opened.
If it expands, one idea is a repeating three or four train color scheme (green-blue-purple-orange, repeat) if there ends up being like twenty trains. Questions for late.

>>12401202
I like how it looks

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Messed with this idea for a bit but don't think i'll finish it because fucking around with all the cliff walls is a huge amount of work and the map is like 90% cliffs, it's also probably too big (400x400)

>>12401352
I had an idea for something like this a long time ago and never got around to making it, it's cool to see it even being in a conceptual stage. It'd be cool if you do end up finishing it anon, but I understand if you decide not to.

I also had that idea but figured it would be bordering on micro park so that it would be manageable both to create and to see what you're doing while playing. Even going larger you have to make a choice to keep it manageable. Don't make the terrain too elaborate, some steady slopes and mostly flat areas. Just have a little fillet at the edge of the cave floor into void and you don't have to deal with cliff walls.

for it it's me pickle park

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What if it was 300x300 but you had way less buildable area? Too little buildable area?

>>12402718
I love it actually

>>12402718
I think the ideal is a main cavern area with a bunch of tunnels for "terrain" coasters.

>>12402718
I like it but it definitely needs more open space near the entrance. Maybe flatten the spot directly ahead of the entrance?

>>12402832
This sounds like a good idea, i'll try it out

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>Big park for the weekend
>Its empty when the weekend is over
>Small park for the weekend
>Filled out completely after 1 day

>>12402718
brother that is a metroidvania map not a rollercoaster tycoon map

>all of the named guests went home
It's a little sad because their clothes used the RCT1-style color palette and no one spawns like that in RCT2.

>>12403142
I don't get it either. There's probably a sweet spot we could land on in the future for custom parks.

>>12403142
it's that RCT1 charm, dude. They knew how to make a good landscape to build on.

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I tried to fix your shitpost ride.

>>12403142
I think the map was publicly available, cuz I noticed some randos coming in and out. I could be wrong.
Also, we always do these huge maps, but never come back to them after one weekend. Then, if we do, no one does anything lol.

>>12403306
:(

>>12403301
Maybe if we build into a certain area, we unlock different rides/stalls. Also -$100,000,000 in debt.
bathrooms are unlocked in the back of the map

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I really like how this one turned out, guess it was a good idea that I tried to actually think ahead and make an effort for once instead of just randomly slapping weird ass coasters together like I usually do most of the time lol.

>>12404282
That looks cool, I never try with the Air Powered coasters because mine always turn out shitty.

All in favor of deleting the big bobsled coaster that killed people and nothing else, reply here >X<

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>>12404435
no reply? I deleted it anyway

>>12404474
danny damberson

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Retards will pay for everything if you just give it a fancy name, even if it's just a toilet.
Follow me for more marketing tricks.

>>12404737
>guests ignore prices cheat is enabled
really makes you think

>>12404745
Shush, please don't dismantle my illusion of being a business expert.

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>>12404758

>>12404282
It would be better if you didn't go full retard with the landscaping tool.

Whoever added those signs to my log flume made my day.

>>12404830
Huh?

today was a bloodbath...

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>>12405231
fucking CAPTCHA jfc

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>>12405235

>>12405247
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Weekend Map Download
https://files.catbox.moe/bfqzuk.park

>>12405497
>Building a giant woody around the whole park
Kinda cool, surprised it didn't just max out intensity being so long

>>12405497
I like how well this weekend's map filled out. It's a bit on the smaller side being an RCT1 map, but those maps always have great landscapes.

The cave map is basically finished. I will make the objective "make 10 coasters of X length" but i'll need to figure out a reasonable length.

>>12405639
Please don't make it 1400m or more, I still hate Nevermore Park for that.

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>>12405671
>>12405639
I was just reminded of Mountain Ranges. Look at this objective. 3200m for the metric-heads out there

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>>12405684

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>>12405697
I was able to complete it. It fucking sucked. Only a few of the coasters looked good. When you make a map like that, you have to know that your objective is bull fucking shit.
https://files.catbox.moe/oee8vd.SV6

>>12405720
Jesus christ

>>12405497
This one was fun. It was a nice combo of a pretty fucked up park layout and really cool rides.

>>12405497
I think it needed a fifth ride going around the park perimeter to be truly complete.

>>12405684
>>12405720
3.2km is fucking insanity. The only roller coaster irl to meet that objective is Falcon's Flight.

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>>12406319
It's long enough to run into upper bounds on drop count and get excessive intensity. We've talked about this before which prompted this shitpost.

>>12405497
I was mainly there for the first half, but I'm glad to see it turned out a little crazy. Good to see the border guard and boundary coasters keeping us safe from marcel.

>>12405720
>Build a Factorio-tier hub for guests to walk around and access rides, and may God have mercy on how fucked up my shit is.

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>>12405639
we will make 10 coasters of TEN HUNDRED METERS LENGTH

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I need to come up with a slightly improved layout, but been obsessed with the idea of a giant hyper woodie or RMC running the border of the park.

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Fixed the highway flyover. Not sure how secure this would be but it looks nice

Not So Dinky Park similar to Bumblier Beach when?

>>12407179
This looks nice

>>12407179
I gave a little thought to this for something I wanted to make. I like that except for the gap above the steep pieces. I wonder about using something else to to get that part of the support one unit lower and zero clearance the steep track.

>>12407546
It's too bad that the extended woodie support CSOs only fill around that one vanilla piece and don't have underneath arch pieces. I end up just making a rectangular "building" as an arch.

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>>12407546
>>12407556
I was thinking about this the past hour and actually started toying with some solutions to this. Still unsure the best way of doing these wooden supports since a lot of RMCs have this staggered support structure that's a lot harder to do in RCT2. (Not that this is intended to be an RMC)

As an aside... Has anyone built a working swing launch?

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>>12407620
>Has anyone built a working swing launch?
like this?

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Tried another attempt to "hide" some of the rough elements of this by adding safety netting over the highway.
>>12407645
Absolutely kino

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I would kill for a 2 high ~45° wooden support structure in the default style for RMC style supports

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>>12407856
There is a lot more that's needed, especially for big sweeping curves. Honestly the best way to handle it would be to make it easier to build the old-school custom woodie supports that involved using the landscaping tool to place a grid of sloped fences.

>>12407871
Technically speaking couldn't you make a custom scenery object similar to the Pyramid being a multi-tile object that uses the same model style and then just place that within curves maybe as quarters? I could 3D model it well enough but implementation is another story. I tried and it sucked trying to get a single thing working. It's all Greek to me.

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>>12407856
just make your own supports :)

>>12407939
This is what >>12407871 was talking about and it is a gigantic pain in the ass.

>>12407939
I like to make more than one rollercoaster every weekend thank you very much

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experimenting in a sandbox trying to figure out some ideas for future builds, came up with this but really not sure what to use it for

Those new coaster pieces seem to fit in perfectly, i'm surprised no one is making sprites. I guess the guy hasn't publicised how he made the sprites. Maybe i'm just not paying attention. It can't be that hard to make the model, set the camera up and render it. I tried it ages ago but i could never get the colours right. Also if you look at how the coaster track is disassembled it's crazy complicated but you shouldn't have that problem with a prop that is 1 tile

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also on the same sandbox, just experimenting with some color schemes. mostly sunset or green-blue gradients.

tried to make a mini clone of Brava! with an EF Miller train car and the mini coaster but the mini coaster doesn't have any good elements. sad.

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>>12408356
fixed, one of them was missing lmoa
i need to get back to working on 3d models now before bed

>>12407939
You know a gun is cheaper, right?

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>In Spreewald, a region in Germany famous for its pickles "Spreewälder Gurken", it is planned to build a edutainment center with all kinds of fun activities to learn about pickles and similar regional products
They gonna build Pickle Park for realz.

For me, its Eingelegter Gurkenpark

>>12409160
is this true?

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playing around some more with various trains on tests circuits. i absolutely love how schizophrenic some of the custom trainsets are because some made for non-inverting coaster types have the entire set of inverting sprites yet some only have the bare minimum set. kinda sucks, there are some of these train types i'd love to use on inverting coasters but can't

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Our weekend parks have been lacking in mega death mazes recently.

>>12409840
>20,000 guests enter
>0 leave
>100% fatality rate
>legends persist about an uncontacted cannibalistic tribe descended from former guests who have set up a neolithic civilization in grid C7

>pour heart and soul into making attractive, fun Looping Roller Coaster design that isn't too long
>takes all I have to get natural 7+ excitement
>make half-assed Twister Coaster that doesn't even look nice and barely does any of the fun shit my Looping Coaster does
>natural 8+ excitement easily pushed to 9+ if I put actual effort into it
Fucking hate it bros. Why is the Looping Roller Coaster so bloody cursed?
At least it isn't the stand-up coaster, but still

>>12410262
>Schwarzkopf vs B&M
Gee I dunno, anon

pickle parfk

>2 weeks

NEW SCENARIO
>>12411613
>>12411613
>>12411613