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Anonymous RTS humour
02/17/26(Tue)16:53:04
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LOL Showing all 151 replies.
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02/17/26(Tue)17:03:38
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KEKEKEKEKE ^___________________^
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02/17/26(Tue)17:35:10
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>>2345408 u have been spamming this garbage on /v/ for months or even years daily, kill yourself already.
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02/17/26(Tue)18:48:38
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ngl I'd rather have the bannerlord is it good yet guy. At least that has potential for sensible discussion
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02/17/26(Tue)19:00:06
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>>2345511 I'd say so, the only way for me to have fun with Warband is PoP, Bannerlord on the other hand I can enjoy vanilla.
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02/17/26(Tue)19:06:29
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Looks like starcrap was right
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02/17/26(Tue)19:19:45
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>>2345526 >poop Terminally shit taste
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02/17/26(Tue)19:35:20
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>>2345511 The dawn of war 3 gothic, atmosphere, kino is one of my favorite memes. I got banned from a twitch channel for incessantly encouraging a streamer to play dow3
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02/17/26(Tue)19:47:09
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>>2345408 Do you retard even realize advanced weaponry can easily calculate the correct angle? kys kys kys
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02/17/26(Tue)21:08:26
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>>2345530 >>2345585 don't even bother trying to engage in genuine discussion, the point is to keep moving the goalpost and nuh-uhing until bump limit
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02/17/26(Tue)22:24:50
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>>2345544 How can you even call my taste shit if I barely even tasted it, I am not big into Warband modding.
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02/17/26(Tue)23:01:47
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>>2345585 Don't you realize that this pic shows the difference between the rts with physics (sort of) and one that doesn't have it? And that neither is better nor worse for it?
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02/18/26(Wed)00:04:10
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>>2345530 Doesn't always work.
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02/18/26(Wed)01:42:09
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>>2345803 It always works
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02/18/26(Wed)01:47:24
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>>2345862 Not always. If it hits from vertical then it's not hitting from its maximum range, so it doesn't work at maximum range.
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02/18/26(Wed)04:44:08
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>>2345408 next you'll point out that a siege tank in Starcraft is only capable of launching a shell what looks to be a distance of a few hundred feet
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02/18/26(Wed)06:49:22
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>>2345862 Wings glide further than free fall
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>>2346122 vst needs to make a political alignment map.
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i know these are pol but they feel like they can fit.
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vst unit threads
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damn and I thought /vt/ was the mental illness central
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02/18/26(Wed)16:23:19
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>>2345866 >he doesn't know
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02/18/26(Wed)17:10:24
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>>2346355 The internet is a trough of slop run by algorithms, it's why everything looks the same now
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02/18/26(Wed)19:16:46
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>>2346134 What's the connection between SA and gamer gate
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Anonymous
02/18/26(Wed)19:38:33
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>>2346586 Moot originally hung out on SA forums (Moot was his screen name) Moot created 4chan because something awful was hostile to anime watchers (lowtax would ban threads or flag them for cancer or something) this inspired Moot to create 4chan after spending time on 2chan.
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02/18/26(Wed)20:43:48
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>>2346129 Hims so cute
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Anonymous
02/18/26(Wed)21:20:28
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>>2346586 >What's the connection between SA and gamer gate Moot, along with much of the original 4chan userbase, came from the Anime Death Tentacle Rape Whorehouse (ADTRW), SA’s anime subforum.
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Anonymous
02/18/26(Wed)21:38:07
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>RTS humor >most are commie memes
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02/18/26(Wed)21:47:34
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>You can't just play differently then how everybody else plays reeeeee!
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Anonymous
02/18/26(Wed)22:16:16
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>>2345408 Duke Wellington HATES this one simple TRICK!
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02/19/26(Thu)04:03:11
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>>2346190 coomerocracy
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02/19/26(Thu)12:41:35
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>thread flips colors
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02/23/26(Mon)01:23:04
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>>2345530 Not really, because the deployed ST projectiles are purely cosmetic eyecandy and its attack actually works by basicly teleporting explosions to the targetted area - as if it was a hit hitscan weapon with a small firing delay.
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Anonymous
02/24/26(Tue)00:31:49
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>>2346234 Now it's day and night the irons clang, and like poor galley slaves We toil and toil, and when we die, must fill dishonored graves But some dark night, when everything is silent in the town I'll shoot those tyrants one and all, I'll gun the flogger down I'll give the land a little shock, remember what I say, And they'll yet regret they've sent Jim Jones in chains to Botany Bay.
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Anonymous
02/26/26(Thu)06:23:14
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>>2346146 where's the full version of this that also has the chad infantryman
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02/26/26(Thu)06:34:33
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>>2346157 >>2346159 >>2346160 >>2346162 where's holdem bloodfeast
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02/26/26(Thu)13:28:38
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>>2351669 Probably was the 58 post and got deleted by a sandy pussy jannie because I remember seeing it itt a few days ago
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02/28/26(Sat)06:49:58
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03/01/26(Sun)23:17:16
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>>2346128 >when you minmax for long-term economic development only to get conquered by a civ that dumped everything into an early game zerg rush
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03/10/26(Tue)18:22:04
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>>2345408 missing the extra games like worms>>2351665 >>2346146 pic>>2346260 >pole >death: in the stable kek
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Anonymous
03/11/26(Wed)06:37:15
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>>2346168 >portray french revolution as bad Liberal retardation astounds me.
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03/15/26(Sun)23:33:06
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03/16/26(Mon)00:28:31
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>>2359559 It's not doing that. It's portraying the centrists as complicit and getting their comeuppance eventually.
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03/16/26(Mon)00:38:59
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>>2362652 Kek commie faggots cannot carry an actual revolution without explicit deep state support.>
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>>2362657 At most chimpout and shoot a few before getting into the woodchipper cucking everyone else out.
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03/16/26(Mon)14:16:47
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>>2346132 Is the joke that "eindeutig" does not mean "explicit" in the sense of "vulgar", but in the sense of "unique/identifiable"?
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Anonymous
03/16/26(Mon)17:17:29
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>>2346150 heh
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03/21/26(Sat)20:10:15
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>>2359559 the french revolution itself is a product of liberal retardation
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03/28/26(Sat)20:21:46
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03/30/26(Mon)20:02:53
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>>2362914 Nah, in this case it means that the names are unambiguous
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04/01/26(Wed)22:53:09
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>>2346157 >vows to have the rest of congress executed He's got my vote.
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04/07/26(Tue)07:38:58
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>>2345408 FunFact: on some maps (prefferably ones with a lower gravity setting, but none that take place on any moon) you can command your Big Berthas to force-fire at the ground right next to them - making them shoot even further than what their normal max range cap would allow you to shoot.
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Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)15:06:31
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>>2374846 >but none that take place on any moon Why it has to be so speciffic?
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04/07/26(Tue)21:26:03
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>>2346133 I have never felt more compelled to save an image.
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04/14/26(Tue)12:30:08
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>>2371896 Peace through Mold
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04/16/26(Thu)10:35:28
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>>2375000 Because all of the oficial moon maps have such low gravity settings that even the tech level 1 plasma batteries can fire as far as LRPCs can shoot on normal maps via forced firing "right at their feet".
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Anonymous
04/24/26(Fri)17:20:47
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>>2345408 I believe in this thread
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05/02/26(Sat)12:57:55
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>>2345408 OP has a good point, shame that the demonstration is terrible
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>>2346262 werent these made for CRPG back like 14 years ago
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Anonymous
06/01/26(Mon)08:42:05
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Why is half this thread just political memes? What's the relation to strategy games It's not like they relate to games like victoria or suzerain either
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Anonymous
06/01/26(Mon)20:40:56
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>>2418853 because it's one retard spamming things
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>>2346168 >Peace is just not realistic >It's complicated >Reasonable amount of wars This is one of those panels that really makes me have to reckon with the fact that there are not only people who believe that this isn't the correct perspective, but that they vote and hold a considerable amount of sway with many other voters.
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Anonymous
06/02/26(Tue)16:59:54
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>>2346133 Damn, didn't realize Thor had his own space there
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Anonymous
06/03/26(Wed)09:23:28
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>>2346168 >we want to kill nogz >forgetting about KKK's hateboner for Roman-Catholics as usual I hate leftoids pretending to be centrists with a fiery passion
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Anonymous
06/03/26(Wed)13:34:23
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AI in the TA or FAF is so DUMB units don't understand they're shooting at the terrain btw.
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Anonymous
06/04/26(Thu)22:15:20
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>>2346179 delet this
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