1st for KUSANO!

Mongolians should be banned from Sumo.

Ochiai > Hakunofuji > Hakuoho

If I'm ranking his shikona desu.

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>>251299
Is Kusanofuji now

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>Koga, I'm sorry to hear that your whole leg had to be amputated after Biggufattofucko fell on it on the dohyo. To cheer you up I shaved my hair, its pretty much the same as losing a leg.

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I was saving this extremely kino picture of Onosato to make a new thread with

but we've been robbed of that by this >>251291 dipshit, look at that fucking ugly shit picture he used, goddamn what shit fucking choice

so I'll just post it here
fuck it
cunts

>>251308
That is a pretty good pic.

>>251308
Truly alpha japanese male

/sumo/ tries to not be gay for 5 minutes challenge: impossible

Any Dan news today?

>>251318
It's the last day of Danukkah, the Danfag is probably busy.

>>251309
>>251315
Imagine how much of a chad Onosato will look after his Sumo career.
>6'5"
>loses the weight

Sorry I kind of popped off there guys
Im very stressed irl
Ill try not to swear so much

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>>251325
You have nothing to apologize for, the Danfag should be humbled at any opportunity

So what do referees and dohyo attendants do during the off basho months?

>>251340
Yobidashi do an absolute fuck-ton of everything, not just maintain the dohyo. Every job you can think of that isn't done by the elders, wrestlers, referees, or hairdressers is done by the yobidashi, including tasks within stables during training days.

>>251341
Oh really, I thought they were basically part timer workers

>>251308
ur gay

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Dan's ozeki debut has him listed alongside and in some cases above nearly all of the most legendary names from the history of sumo
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoTopics/banzuke_topics/

2026 January Grand Sumo Tournament Banzuke Topics

Ozeki Debut Aonishiki

This is the first Ozeki debut since the promotion of Onosato in November 2024.

Aonishiki is the first newly promoted Ozeki from Ajigawa Stable since the current Shisho founded it.

He is the first Ukrainian-born Rikishi as well as the 14th foreign-born Rikishi to achieve this. The previous one was Hoshoryu, promoted in September 2023.

Taking only 14 tournaments since his professional debut means the fastest promotion. (Table 1)

Reaching the Ozeki rank in only 5 tournaments since his Makuuchi debut means tying the postwar record for the fastest promotion. (Table 2)

At 21 years and 8 months of age, Aonishiki is now the fourth youngest newly promoted Ozeki. (Table 3)

Staying without a losing record from his professional debut has not been accomplished since Haguroyama in January 1940. (Excluding Makushita Tsukedashi.)

Aonishiki is only the fourth Rikishi since the Showa era to make his Ozeki debut in the tournament immediately following his Sekiwake debut. The previous Rikishi were Futabayama, Haguroyama, and most recently Itsutsushima in the January tournament of 1941.

No one asked.

>>251367
>Akebon

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>>251372
>Akebonio

>>251367
Someone stop this zoomer or he will be yokozuna 2026!

Now he's samefagging.

>>251302
Can't but agree lad

>>251340
The gyoji are responsible for painting the banzookas and similar tasks, IDK if it's enough to fill two whole months though.

>>251372
>>251373
My shikona if I joined a stable? Akabonito

Reminder that old Asahifuji is based as fuck and basically just holding onto the Miyagino kabu until someone worthy comes along, which will quite possibly be Enho.

>>251379
My shikona if I joined a stable? Abi (he retired and said I could use it).

Imagine being a top prospect and joining Nishonoseki. Imagine being told you're being honoured with the shikona of Kisenosato.

>>251381
What would your two main techniques be?

>>251367
Dan's achievements are so earth-shattering that it brought him back through time to 2016 where he stood amongst the other 4 ozeki and 3 yokozuna. He fixed the timeline by changing the torikumi, which made Terunofuji not kyujo himself for the first time.

What are the chances that after Aonishiki gets Yokozuna he uses his own Dohyo iri in which he dons an adidas tracksuit and squats in the center while smoking?

>>251353
>>251366
Those were very nice thank you anon

>>251367
i don't care, i just want to see sanyaku fight for the yusho, no clown bashos please.

LonDAN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQWsHzT6K_c

What you anons will be eating during christmas? I'll be having ham, smoked and salt cured salmon, potatoes, pies and Tiramisu

>>251396
I'm ordering ramen and pork tonkatsu from grubhub.

>>251396
your moms pussy

>>251396
I'm prepping a huge pot of chanko. It's going to be chicken, pork belly, fishballs, tofu, bok choy, shiitake. My wife, children and mother are crying. My father in law says I want to ruin Christmas. They're arguing about whether to call the cops or mental health services. Little do they know the chief of police is in the sumo club.

>>251396
I will have the traditional Christmas dinner with the folks of spiral ham, vegetables, casseroles and rolls, but dinner is always super early. For late night I plan on eating my leftover hot pot from the weekend.

>>251404
Based. You should glue all their wallets shut to show who is the shisho of the heya

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>>251396
Souls

>>251396
Ass.

>>251424
Titties.

>>251427
Ah, I see you're having Kotozakura around for Christmas dinner.

>>251416
they call him the Knee Destroyer
the Toe Trasher
the Youkai of Women Touching The Dohyo

>>251308
Quit being a faggot or fuck off to >>>/lgbt/ with your bullshit.

>>251396
Ham, turkey, chicken, prawns, salad.

>>251396
Entre:
Turkey breast burrito in a hand made flour tortilla with sauted onion, celery, carrots as filler with the turkey, seasoned with basil, oregano, garlic and black pepper, and topped with a nice turkey gravy.

Side 1: Steamed sweet potato topped with cinnamon and raisins
Side 2: Cabbage, onion, bell pepper, celery, carrot salad with oil and vinegar.

Have a merry Christmas /sumo/.

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Aonishiki steps into Ozeki role
https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/special/04/4480/index.html

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Sumo: Nerveless Aonishiki primed for ozeki debut, chases yokozuna dream

December 23, 2025 (Mainichi Japan)

https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20251222/p2g/00m/0sp/045000c


TOKYO (Kyodo) -- A month after securing his first Emperor's Cup and promotion to ozeki, Ukrainian star Aonishiki wore a relaxed demeanor on Monday finding his name at the second highest rank for the New Year Grand Sumo Tournament.

The 21-year-old touched on the excitement in reaching the rank in what is the fastest ascension from the bottom of the sport's pyramid after only 14 meets, but was constant in his message that even ozeki is a stop on the way to yokozuna, the sport's pinnacle.

"I was happy to be announced as the new ozeki on the first day of the regional tour. There were more cheers, and the fans' voices were far louder than before," Aonishiki said. "(But) my desire is to have a go at the one rank above."

"I want to make the next year no worse than 2025, win the title again and will work hard to become yokozuna. I have confidence in my wrestling style that brought me this far, and there's no need to change it just because I've won promotion."

Having fled his country originally to Germany amid the war with Russia, Aonishiki, whose real name is Danylo Yavhusishyn, arrived in Japan in April 2022 before making his grand sumo debut in September 2023 at out-of-rank maezumo.

The youngster has since taken the ancient sport by storm, particularly with his ability to keep a low, forward-leaning stance throughout bouts, which he credits to his background in freestyle wrestling.

"You fight while keeping yourself low for six minutes in wrestling, so my abdominals and back muscles developed. I'm making the most of them now," Aonishiki said recently.

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After fighting mostly on mats rather than sand in Ukraine, even in sumo, Aonishiki said he also had to "get used to" the fierce, head-on crashes at the start of bouts, as well as facing opponents with big weight differences on a daily basis in professional sumo.

But that did not derail the Vinnytsia native's formidable rise as he broke Bulgarian-born Kotooshu's record for the fastest rise to ozeki by five meets. He also tied former yokozuna Azumafuji and current grand champion Onosato for the fewest meets needed to reach ozeki after the top-tier makuuchi division entrance, at five.

Inspired by his countryman and heavyweight pound-for-pound king Oleksandr Usyk for his "devotion" to boxing, Aonishiki also said former European ozeki of Kotooshu, Estonian Baruto and Georgian Tochinoshin, as well as legendary yokozuna Taiho who had a Ukrainian father, are all on his mind as he surges his way up.

"I certainly know about them. It's an important part of sumo history, and I've studied them since I was in Ukraine," he said.

Motivated to follow in the footsteps of Sergey Bubka and Andriy Shevchenko as one of Ukraine's leading sporting figures, Aonishiki said he is "ready to help in any way possible" if more talent from his country follows him into the sumo world.

His stablemaster Ajigawa, former sekiwake Aminishiki, acknowledged the burden that comes with battling in the second-highest rank as being a "role model on and off the dohyo," and Aonishiki was up for the challenge.

"I'm learning from him how to wrestle without stopping, (always) applying subtle technique and not giving opponents time to think," said Aonishiki, a courteous character who was still in the second-tier juryo this time last year.

"Having entered the world of sumo, there's no point if I don't aim for the very top. It's not a place everyone can reach, but I want to do everything I can to get there."

>>251466
>>251467
danschizo really dumped the whole article solely so he could post 2 dan pictures in a row.

>>251291
Hakuho's Dohyo-iri was nice earlier on in his yokozuna stint. As time went on though and he started doing all that extra shit, it just got worse and worse.

>Hoshoryu has picked up a minor injury
You could set your watch to this happening just before every basho.

>>251477
I’m actually a fan of his but… it does sound like a preemptive John…

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>>251477

Merry Christmas! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd2WM1kkALY

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JSA celebrated it's 100th birthday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuE3fD3S1xU

>>251480
>On the outside stables have no Christmas decorations, but they could have them on the inside
This man cannot keep his schizophrenia to himself.

How do they keep their cock and balls from falling out of their thongs?

The penis is exposed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EHej7JaA5w

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Behold, the last time we had a perfectly balanced banzuke.

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>>251487
It's many layers of stiff fabric. They get loose sometimes, but they rarely ever come fully undone.

>>251492
The fuck are w*men doing wearing a mawashi?

>>251493
Fag.

>>251494
Segregating yourself away from strong opposition is a disgrace to the concept of sumo, and it's central to w*men's sumo.

I'm willing to bet that Shodai infected kotozakura with his salaryman ozeki disorder somehow

>>251497
It's Daieisho who infected him.
>Dude just go 8-7 constantly they'll keep paying you lmaoooo

>>251495
You need to stop being so fucking gay.

>>251499
Shut your stupid fucking mouth, retard
Youre a fucking virgin anyway, your orientation is literally irrelevant, you handsexual

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Obscene levels of projection, bud.

Hakuho dies in a car crash in 2012. Besides Chris making videos about how racist Japanese cars are, how many yusho does Kisenosato retire with?

>>251506
I think he would've made Dai-yokozuna at least. Probably a similar career to Teru.

>>251498
>Immediately after Zak's yusho, Daiesho stops pulling 8-7s and goes 11-4, 9-6, 10-5
>Zak goes 5-10, 8-7, 8-7 at the same time
Seems to me like Daiesho absorbed Zak's life force instead

ChrisKINO back to its roots, stalking stables on Christmas eve https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd2WM1kkALY

>>251493
I bet you hate women doing mud and oil wrestling too.

>>251511
A tacit admission that sumo has nothing to do with it and you're just pathetic gooners

>>251512
>liking erotic things is pathetic
You don't know how lucky you are, kiddo. You wouldn't have survived the mean streets of the school playground if you'd grown up back in my day.

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>>251513

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>>251514

>>251514
>umamusume comes out
>people learn why Moriurara has his shikona
>all of a sudden people care about him

>>251523
>implying people here didn't already know the meaning behind his name
you faggots are legitimately so bad at shitposting it's unreal

>>251506
7 yusho won outright, with the possibility of an 8th if he beats Harumafuji in a playoff in January 2015, promoted to yokozuna May 2016, 2 yusho as a yokozuna. They wouldn't even bend the rules for him in 2013 because even without Hakuho his juns wouldn't have been strong enough.

>>251530
Their new YouTube channel is really good. Seems to be some actual production put into it.

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>>251536
its very jolly so far

>>251538
That kid looks like he's scared Musashimaru is going to eat him

>>251527
>never posted about even once in the past two years
>suddenly umamusume global
>it's all over the thread and reddit now
Hmmmmmmmmm...

>>251530
>>251538
I'd love to drink a beer with him.

>>251538
Dude wearing jean shorts and knee high rubber boots?

>>251546
Danfag confirmed AI generated?

Japan!

>>251549
Probably Compression socks.
Being giga fat does crazy things to your legs, and keeping pressure on them helps a lot of those issues.

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>>251557
BANZAI

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wakatakakoga

>>251566
???
That's not a waka.

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>>251567

koga is such an ugly bastard

>>251552
That thing they do at the end of training where they form a line and foot slide around the dohyo would be kino dressed like this. Guy at the back being pulled by his reindeer.

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Dan is the cover story in the latest edition of Sumo Magazine

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Hosh

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>>251513
Being a pussywhipped beta male is no way to go through life, son.

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https://www.sponichi.co.jp/sports/news/2025/12/25/articles/20251225s00005000128000c.html

Scandal at Kise stable, wallets have been violated. This could be a big one boys, possibly the biggest in years

>On November 7 at the Kise's Kyushu residence, Master Kise became enraged after finding out that wrestler B had stolen cash from wrestler A's wallet. Master Kise then grabbed wrestler B and punched him in the face with all his might at least five or six times followed by nowadas and finally using a beltless arm throw to put wrestler B on the floor. This assault falls under Article 4, Section 5 of the Sumo Association's Violence Prohibition Regulations

wrestler B is probably Takano

>>251587
Should be put through an hour of Kinbozan butsukari as punishment.

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>>251587
Finally some good slop

>>251587
>Master Kise then grabbed wrestler B and punched him in the face with all his might at least five or six times
Based

>>251591
>Okaryu in intensive care after Tatsunami beat him within an inch of his life for stealing from Hoshoryu
Where did you get this photo???

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>>251587
>>251592
takano is useless sack of shit anyway, he's on par with moriurara, who eats the most at otakebeya, which is quite something when you have Oho and Mudohou in the stable... just a fat fuck with brain damage

>>251587
But Takano was at Senshuraku on november 24, no bruising and looked quite jolly
Wrestler B is most likely Higohikari
Wrestler A could be Sengaku or even Shiden (as he is currently in makushita) both absent from senshuraku
anyhow waiting for chris shizo video and inevitable comparisons to Miyagino Nishonoseki Isegahama etc.

>>251597
He won't compare the incident to Miyagino because Kise will be punished for his actions while Hakuho was punished for his inactions.

>>251598
"Miyagino closed after one incident yet Kise remains open after multiple scandals, showing kise oyakatas incopetence"
maybe something like that idk

>>251587
>>251597
my bet is on sengaku and higohikari and sengaku retiring.

>>251599
Kise was punishing a blatant act of wrongdoing. Besides that he's been exemplary as a stablemaster as far as I'm aware. His sekitori count is up there with Isegahama. That's why he'll get a slap on the wrist.

>>251603
This + there are still guys who remember the days when it was completely normal to do this shit, e.g. Kasugano who beat Tochinoshin with a golf club over some nothingburger is currently one of the riji. The way they see it, a sumo wrestler's job is to take a beating, it's nothing to go nuts over.

Takano was definitely involved he didn’t wrestle in Kyushu and hasn’t been featured in their recent slop videos which is unusual. I don’t think it’s sengaku as he has been in the most recent video which just released.

>>251592
This

>Steal
>Get punished
>"AAAIIIIEEEE SAVE ME HAKKAKU-SAMAAAA"

>>251605
Maybe Takano was still shaken up at being stolen from???

>>251587
WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG
Your idiocy has impugned Kise Oyakata for nothing, you fucking moron, you should be sued for libel

>According to an investigation, on November 7th, at Kise beya's Kyushu tournament lodgings, rikishi A punched rikishi B in the face with all his might at least five or six times. After confirming that rikishi B had stolen cash from rikishi A's wallet, he became enraged. While rikishi B did not receive medical treatment, he suffered bruises around both eyes and was forced to withdraw from the Kyushu tournament. The Kyokai stated, "Although we acknowledge that rikishi B was also at fault for stealing cash, this is no reason to condone such heinous violence. Furthermore, rikishi B has confessed to having been subjected to violence by rikishi A in the past, and although rikishi A denies it, other rikishi have given eyewitness testimony, so we have no choice but to conclude that it was a habitual offense." Neither rikishi has ever been a sekitori. Rikishi A was deemed appropriate to be given a disciplinary punishment of a two-tournament suspension, but he has decided to take responsibility and retire. Kise Oyakata submitted a retirement notice to the Kyokai. At the board meeting that day, it was decided that the "voluntary retirement will be accepted." "While we have accepted his voluntary retirement, we have confirmed that if disciplinary action had been taken, it would have been equivalent to a two-tournament suspension." Kise Oyakata was demoted for violating his supervisory and reporting duties, as well as for having a history of disciplinary action.

>>251612
>Neither rikishi has ever been a sekitori
Kazuma???

>>251614
I dont imagine anybody in Kise slugging Kazuma lol. He'd tank that and slap you back onto the floor. He also wasnt the rikishi A since he participated in November tournament.

>>251615
Kinbozan would do it to assert Kazakh dominance in the name of Asashoryu.

>>251612
Something in this feels wrong.

>Rikishi B steals from rikishi A
>Rikishi A hits rikishi B for doing this
>Rikishi B then claims rikishi A routinely hits him

Who the fuck steals from someone who routinely hits them???

>>251617
its probably also some MTL hallucination
wait for the chris sloppa

Imagine telling a young Hawaiian football prospect that he'll be what Musashimaru is now.
>Half a brain
>400lbs
>Bitch boy to old Japanese salarymen
Still think he'd become a rikishi?

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>>251619
>respected elder
>comfy life of good eating in a nice place surrounded by your family and rikishi

Yeah I think he would

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDfcGULqltQ

Musashikino.
>Beya goes to the beach
>Konishiki joins them too

>>251587
A severe lack of hinkaku.

>>251619
At least he's happy, unlike you.

>>251618
From what I remember Chris is a regular supporter of Kise stable, goes to their sensharaku parties and stuff. He may actually have some insider knowledge, as opposed to making it all up.

>>251627
>they actually let him in the door
Opinion of Kise beya: drastically lowered.

>>251628
They let anyone in the door who pays. Chris' flaw is not understanding that he's just a fan who pays to be in a supporters club, like any other, and thinking he's actually some insider.

>>251629
I'm basically the same as a rikishi if I watch a stable once on youtube

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Reminder that Onosato was down long before Dan was

>>251638
Retard

>>251638
this isn't the shot that shows it, dumbass

>>251629
>They let anyone in the door who pays.
Yeah, well, if they had any sense it'd be anyone except one person.

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>>251291

>>251638
Coping like this is shameful. You are an embarrassment to Aonishiki, you know.

>>251638
does anyone have the Onosato toe pic since this guy is retarded?

I just heard from a trusted source that Kise stable will be shut down and all of the remaining wrestlers will be transferred to isegahama stable.

>>251656
Honestly Kinbozan could learn a lot from Teru since he's got the height to pull off the clamps.

>>251610
sengaku is the only rikishi beside higohikari, that isn't on the banzuke for hatsu basho. higo is most probably banzukegai again. Also, anyone could steal from takano, he's just a retarted punching bag.

>>251664
nevermind sengaku is there. there's one rikishi missing from kise, cant figure out who

>>251665
Everyone listed at Kise beya on the official website was on the banzuke for November. Takano went 0-0-7 so he's certainly involved. Sengaku went 0-2-5 so he's probably the other guy.

New violence scandal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_sZxSWuOEI

>>251670
This still doesn't make sense. If A was constantly bullying B why would B steal from A's wallet?

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>>251671

>>251670
Didn't know wrestlers stealing from each other was common behaviour

>>251675
That's the real revelation in this video.

>>251671
I had sex with my bully's sister.

>>251678
Just because you metaphorically beat yourself up over your failings doesn't mean you qualify as being your own bully, anon.

>>251684
Too labored

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Alright gaylords here we go again. I came 13th last time so you're basically just shitters compared to me.

>Onosato
The Inevitable One. No reason to think he isn't still the #1 pick with K*senosato making sure his injury doesn't end his career.
>KiriSHITma
The best of a bad bunch as far as this pick goes. Like wow, damn, they're all fucked.
>The Rikishi Formerly Known As Kusano
I expect this joi to eat shit but again he's the best of a bad bunch.
>Gooneryama
Shown he's capable of much high levels than this.
>Pussy Slayer
Free real estate.
>Asahakuryu
No reason to think he won't do well down here, plus he gets to dodge Asanoyama.
>Sub: Abi
Fuck knows what's wrong with him but he can do much better than this.

>>251665
>>251668
Sengaku was in the recent Kise sumo slop videos which were recorded around the same time as the incident and released in the last week or so. Takano is not present in the recent videos. Plus sengaku seems like a nice guy I doubt he would be the one bullying Takano.

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>>251687
I scored low but that's because I pick wrestlers I like rather than the best possible

>>251689
Honestly any of the top 3 guys (see: not Zak) are respectable picks.

>>251687
You're going to get a lot of flak for not picking that one guy

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>>251690

>>251691
I know, with the Sanyaku expanding to 8 guys it means that Churanoumi at M5w is not only outside the top 16 but also gets to dodge joi rikishi who can't fight each other (Waka bros, Isegahama bros), but he simply lacks the consistency to be a reliable pick.

>>251690
>see: not Zak
rude and uncalled for

Both yokozuna are nursing injuries, and Aonishiki is going to have ozeki hangover and first yusho hangover at the same time, so January is going to be prime opportunity for another maegashira yusho.

>>251704
Kotozakura will prove his worthiness of ozeki rank and win the yusho.

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>>251705
Truthfully this is the best storyline for next basho. I want to see both ozeki pushing for zuna.

I JUST WANNA SEE DOUBLE DIGITS OUT OF HIM ONE MORE TIME :(((((

>>251708
All he needs to do is 8-7 to maintain his salary.

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I want Kazuma vs Fujiryoga bout in juryo for maximum fat ugly bastardism

I remind myself that Kakuryu was a mediocre fuck as ozeki until he pulled two basho out of his ass to get promoted, so maybe Zak just needs to get his head out of his ass just long enough to take the next big step.
I also remind myself of Goeido, so maybe not.

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Dan will win

>>251704
Let's just say that Asanoyama will be sanyaku again in march :)

>>251714
That would require a 15-0, the JSA sticking to its math promotion, AND an overpromotion on top of it.

>January
Zak 15-0
Dan 14-1
>March
Dan 15-0
Zak 14-1

Double promotion.

Four zuna.

>Kayo got a passport just for London
>Was demoted before he could use it
Lmao

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lol

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>>251711

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>>251720

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>>251723
They're destined to fight

>>251723
>>251726
Fujiryoga looks fine for his weight. Kazuma definitely has an ugly bastard element going on though he's no Myogiryu or even a Nabatame. He's just fucking huge.

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>>251687
Behold my supreme tactical choices of only kino rikishi

>>251717
Will never happen but I'd honestly like to see what a lengthy 4 yokozuna period is like. Even though there have been multiple, there's never been a lengthy run where all 4 were healthy at the same time. It's always one or two of them hanging on while another one or two newcomers appear.

>>251728
>Oho
>Kino
Absolutely not. He's a coinflip rikishi in terms of performance. KiriSHITma is the one to go for here. Or at least go for WMH because of how honest his sumo is.

>>251730
I still have faith that Oho will have a breakthrough moment and become great
It'll happen

>>251731
>Two more basho!

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>>251723
>>251726
>>251727
No way you can compare Babutame to those ugly fools.

Kazuma has only two losses in his professional career. One was the fight that injured him for almost a year. The second was a Makushita playoff loss to Tatsuosho. This kid is nuts and I can't wait to see him rip through sekitori like a hot knife through butter.

>>251735
Shit what crack am I smoking, the loss to Tatsuosho wasn't Makushita, it was a random Jonidan playoff loss.

>>251735
Kazuma is the great japanese hope. He will make onosato look like horshityu.

Just realised I can shorten my filter from "horse" to "hors" to catch comments like that one.

>>251663
kinbozan lacks confidence in his style of sumo. he and takonosho

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>>251720

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC6c4y_ghUg

>>251735
>>251723
He will be so handsome in a few months with an oicho

>>251714
>couldn't Yusho in his return to Juryo
He's not getting back his Ozeki spot

>>251748
Sure he will, they'll let anyone be ozeki these days

>>251750
Zak is a good ozeki even though the last year has been tough. He has the toughest schedule ever basho and mostly has held his own even with injuries. He really should just skip a basho and go kadoban to recover

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>>251751
Him & Onosato were the only ones in the top 16 capable of making KK for the past 5 bashos

>>251751
>>251753
I like 4tits man he has an intimidating pre-bout pose where he shrugs his shoulders and stares intensely.

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What went wrong?

>>251761
The Curse of Grandfather's Ghost

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>>251756
he looks stupid

>>251766
Bet you wouldn't talk shit to his face in the dohyo faggot.

>>251761
>Crush a yusho
>Swear on your grandfather's grave that you'll return to perform your dohyo-iri there as Yokozuna
>The evil spirits hear that he intends to perform his dohyo-iri outside a dohyo or shrine
That's basically it.

>>251765
>>251768
oh shit curses are real

Zak hasn't won on day 3 of a basho since September 2024.

>>251768
God I love evil spirits

>>251768
Guy like Dan & Onosato who can climb through the sanyaku section of Banzuke like they're Teru going through jonidan are an anomaly. Zak isn't at that level, he was in lower sanyaku a long time before getting ozeki and when he did it was a total surprise, nobody was expecting it. So he should be expected to linger at ozeki a while before moving higher if he is ever going to make it.

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>>251770
Dan has never lost on day 3
also never lost on day 8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCfQXbaL7jg

Get some Futasloppa in you.

>>251780
>reddit beya

Watching Nabatame eat with the low rankers is just sad :(

>>251781
WRONG.

Everything in sumo is ours. Reddit owns nothing except dan spamming.

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Dr. Takasu is an Ajigawa beya supporter. The man has impeccable taste.

>>251780
No Christmas. Just Shiko.

>>251781
Tatsunami is by far the most Reddit stable. Just going by the comments there are way more foreigners posting and they have the world wide supporters club

why is it that redditiers always hate getting called out for being from reddit? why are they so ashamed of themselves? its almost as if they not only know that they're universally despised, but also understand why they're universally despised
reddit.com/r/futagoyama/

>tfw found a magnificent bastard who has a video channel archiving every highlights for all tournaments going back over a decade

Still looking for a way to filter posts that start with a lower case letter.

NNNNOOOOOOOO IS THAT A GRAMMER MISTAKE SAVE ME AONIGGERMAN

>>251806
*grammar

>>251810
>he fell for the bait

>>251812
It was master baiting

>>251723
I had no idea they made a real life adaptation of my favourite hentai

Asahifuji has a 100% win rate which is even better than Raiden.

>Yokozuna Asahifuji only went 2-1 in Maezumo
OCHILSAIKAN...I KNEEL...

Also since Koga went KK in Jonokuchi he might dodge fighting nuAsahifuji entirely. We're probably going to miss out on some serious kino.

>>251804
Give us a hint?

>>251761
Along with the curse (the very real cost of running your mouth), there's the unfortunate timing that his knees began to break down at the same time as the wrestlers around him began to become higher level. There are now significantly more guys around him that have a good shot of beating him if things continue as is and he never recovers and improves again.

>>251821
>>251823
Because he spent 5 years just training before he debuted. Most guys train as they fight.

>>251828
It's not about training it's about age. 18 year olds are nowhere near as strong as 23 year olds can be.

>>251832
>The descendant of Yokozuna Mienoumi v the inheritor of Yokozuna Asahifuji's shikona
You know that clip of the two women in the front row gooning as Asanoyama sits down? That's what every woman in the crowd would be doing.

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>>251834
Sumo wrestlers are considered gigachads in Japan?

>>251834
Succubus...

>>251836
If youre handsome like Asanoyama then yes.

>>251836
Professional athletes who are tall and strong are considered gigachads everywhere.

For me, it's the Rikishi Formerly Known as Kusano

>>251839
>>251838
Onosato must be highly desirable by the ladies.

>>251841
Yes anon you have some competition

>>251845
Those bitches ain't got nothing on him, Onosato would be a fool to pick them over anon

What has been the most controversial basho win of recent history?

>>251848
What do you mean? Like Kotoshoho being a fraud?

>>251848
kotoshoho lmao

>>251850
>>251851
Like someone winning when it was highly contested that they deserved it or very unexpected.

>>251852
Horshityu

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>>251853

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What do you call this hairline

>>251857
我慢

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>>251867
So true

>>251766
TITS!!!

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https://www.sponichi.co.jp/sports/news/2025/12/28/articles/20251228s00005000027000c.html

Yoshinofuji is a Dan poster

He is saying things like "Dan is my hero"
"I want to be just like Dan"
"Next year I'll do my best to join Dan in sanyaku"
"Riding in the parade with Dan inspired me"
"My collection of Dan merch is twice as big as Ichiyamamoto's Wakatakakage collection"

>>251873
"We should rename it to Danyaku"

>>251873
I wonder how Ichiyamamoto feels about Wakatakakage now that he outranks his hero.
How can you hero worship someone who is ranked below you?

>>251875
It's the story that people admire. WTK is from Fukushima and found the inner strength to yusho after the earthquake and nuclear plant disaster. That plus coming back from bad injury is a great story. Likewise Dan has a great story of escaping war, moving to a strange land, and becoming an Ozeki.

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>take the grand sumo highlights from every day of a basho
>put it on a dvd
>sell a highlights dvd for every basho for like $20
>~6 hours of sumo at a reasonable price
>no, let's instead purge the entire internet of any signs that previous bashos ever happened
Do the JSA and NHK hate making money?

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>>251823
>>251828
>>251831
he's already makuuchi material basically

https://www.nikkansports.com/battle/sumo/news/202512270000643.html

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>>251823
liar

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>>251881
He's a time traveler, he's talking about Asahifuji "The Great Khan" II, who gets promoted to Yokozuna in July 2027.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPd549CMQnE
Prime slop

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>>251873
He will be the Hoshoryu's Dan to Dan.
The way he went tsuppari route for their fight in November was pretty kino desu

Reminder that Terunofuji isn't even originally a -fuji and anyone clutching their pearls at the name change are Hakuho nuthuggers.

>>251892
It's true, he used to be called Telunohuzi

>>251892
Who are you even talking to

>victory by nakadashi

>>251895
>Asanoyama no tachi

>>251900
*kachi

Evil spirit here. AMA.

>>251902
Why is Abi under performing recently?
What's the deal here?

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>>251902
How do I a women?

>>251903
He's been having elbow trouble and is starting to get on in years. He was never the most fundamentally sound rikishi so with his gimmick gone he was always going to struggle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq9kwNeAqI8

>nuAsahifuji went 16-8 in training against sekitori

I swear to fucking god if he doesn't 7-0 every division until juryo.

>>251908
He won't.

>>251909
Has anyone ever reached sekitori in four basho undefeated? Kazuma just did it in four but lost a match along the way.

>>251908
He will lose 100%. The pressure will get him and some makushita veteran will just pull him down

>chr*s sumo video spam
I will never watch your videos you retarded fucking gaijin.

>>251910
Not from jonokuchi, no. The only person in recorded history to not lose a bout in 4 basho from their jonokuchi debut was Tochigiyama back in the early 1910s, and one of those was an azakuri.

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>>251914
Onokuni was such a shitty blobzuna.

>>251916
>Yeah, I'm thinking it's about time for my next yusho

>>251915
Unlike you, who is merely a blob

>>251873
That was honestly a great pick to have him in the parade car with Dan.

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>>251920
Ajigawa had a couple guys with 5-2 scores in makushita

>>251904
Why is koga so cool.

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>>251923

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>>251914
Who's the unhappiest looking Yokozuna, Akebono or Kisenosato?

Imagine Chris and Stephen A Smith on ESPN arguing about the Yokozuna Deliberation Council.

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SHHHHHHHH
*BO*
*BO*
*BO*

>>251930
Why does he do it?
Is it an intimidation game or something?
WHY?

>>251933
For the ladies, obviously.

>>251933
>Takayasu walks in the club and slaps your ass
>SHHHHHHHHHHH in your ear
How do you respond?

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>>251933
It feels good

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>>251928
>Who's the unhappiest looking Yokozuna
It's Hosh

>>251939
hosh is the most untalented looking yokozuna

>>251937
>aaah kimochiiiii