We should start stealing the /esg/ OPs using pics of Onosato doing kickflips

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>>253212
There is only one acceptable crossover.

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This is the thread, btw.

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Please remember to do the needful. Live at 8pm EST.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMSDSMF3YxQ

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Back to Juryo for Haru.

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>I have understood the core of my appreciation for sumo. It is not the athletics, nor is it the tradition. No, it is the sheer beauty of seeing how it is possible to sculpt the human body and turn it into an elegant and graceful object in the dohyo. Loading the rikishi up with chanko and rice to increase their mass, and then carefully working the human form into such a thing. And to then see the retired elders shed all of those pounds like tears in rain and assume a "normal" figure once again as if it had all never happened. It is sublime, to witness such control over the physicality of the great ape. Only a fool would dismiss them as merely fat. Yes, this is the essence of what gives sumo its mysticism.

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>>253277

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Holy shit even youtube's AI generated subtitles are in on the Horseryu meme

JSA is setting up the narrative where Horseshoe gets a career ending meniscus tear later this year if he can't yusho, if he can (he can't) then after he does he will take 6 or more months off to heal his knee

It is fairly surprising that Aminishki hasn't coached Dan into using henka against guys like Kinbozan, Onosato & Yoshinofuji who have strong fast aggressively forward moving attacks.
If Dan henkas Yoshinofuji on day two then Yoshinofuji will think twice before going in at full force the next time they fight. Even if Dan loses he will eventually reap the reward of henkaing

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Did Kankuro get a promotion? I don't remember seeing him do the matsuri before.
I hope he doesn't pinch the offering.

Slava Ukrani nafobros! Dan will win the tournament and prove that Japan can be a multicultural society.

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>>253325

>>253330
>Uchimuso
That's clearly a watashikomi attempt.

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Reigning sumo champion Aonishiki greets former champion and current title challenger Onosato

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sOON!

Hot take: Dan can't throw.

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Trannytame won’t be back this basho. A true let down to all the lady boy sumo fans.

Kaki "The Japanese Dan" in action day 1 in his 1st makushita match

Oddsmakers have Dan as a stronger favorite on Day 1 than they do Horseshoe

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>>253353

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Dan Sr. got a black eye

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lol

I'm a newer fan. Is hakuho basically excommunicated now? Is he completely cut off from all things sumo?

>>254336
He didn't want to face the penalties he was given so he voluntarily quit the Association.

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Aminishiki is now the most famous and recognizable oyakata thanks to Dan

>>254346
Naruto will always be the most recognizable. He's 12 feet tall and European.

>>254348
Ajigawa is recruiting all the best talent, the days of Iseghama domination in recruiting are over. In 5 years there will be another situation in sanyaku/joi like back in the (Taka/Waka)nohana days with Dan fighting M7s because all the top guys are his stablemates

>>254354
Who asked?

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aonishiki traiing and his stables

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvaMtxAXmos

>>254348
>Naruto will always be the most recognizable. He's 12 feet tall and European.
This.

>>254346
The new Chris mini-documentary on the Takanohana rebellion mentions Aminishiki's role loaning his kabu to one of the traitors. I wonder if they still hold that against him even though its almost two decades ago already

What if Chris-Chan was an elite sumo wrestler?

Isegahama will decline now that it is under the leadership of a fat fuck Mongoloid.

>>253379
Is that a penis?

>>253319
henka's are dishonorable, shame on your family for a 1000 generations

If stables had to fight each other, how would the rankings of the Isegehama makuuchi change

Isn't it possible for there to be a double Yokozuna promotion? Like in one basho, one ozeki gets strong JY and and the other gets a strong Y and then in the next basho the results are reversed. Has there been a double Yokozuna promotion before?

Has the ydc said anything about the Aonishiki’s run?

>>254386
It's happened twice in the YDC era, the last time was 1970.

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>>254386
>>254402
Actually, this is probably more helpful, isn't it?

>>254373
Teru will probably recruit all the children of mong immigrants and maybe he will be able to fill out his talent pool that way, but you're probably right, Kakuryu isn't doing anything in terms of recruiting other than getting KiriSHITma and even Hakuho wasn't doing all that much even if he did manage to lure in a few decent Japanese prospects. Musashimaru also never pulled in the top talent, it seems that being a yokozuna doesn't go far in terms of recruiting if they aren't also Japanese

>>254394
yes

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Aonishiki Prime Time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idNSon09X5k

>>254407
Is he... smiling?

>>254408
Yes... and?

>>254409
He lost on purpose. He threw the game so the Sumo Association can get faggot pro Ukraine press. It's all a scam. The fix is in.

>>254407
>Onosato: Why can't I beat Horse? Dan beats Horse every time and I beat Dan every time so I should beat Horse too since I can beat Dan. Maybe I need to continue my completely predicable one dimensional form of sumo and never learn any technique other than 'be bigger than other guy and walk forward' and eventually I'll beat Horse if I do that

>>254410
Retard.

kiwifarms has a great sumo thread. There is some really intelligent and insightful commentary.

>>254415
Cool, you should go back there.

Jap PM announces that she will never present the prime minister's cup in order to avoid breaking sumo tradition
https://news.web.nhk/newsweb/na/na-k10015040001000

What the story doesn't mention is that she couldn't lift the cup anyway

>>254417
Based. I wish more female politicians were like her.

The Rock-Paper-Scissors Trio

>>254417
A female politician actually showing respect for tradition? Nah...can't be.

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RIP

>>254424
Black man

>>254425
The American Ikazuchido

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>>254424

>>254424
Poor guy. Now his poor mother is all alone with no other kids or grandkids.

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RIP

>>254427
I don't watch MMA, is it normal to have that percentage of knockouts? Knockouts are much rarer in UFC

>>254430
>American muscle manlet

>>254433
UFC has pussy bitch rules compared to Japanese promotions, which Sentoryu fought in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFlKkwcd620

>>254438
>Chris
You've got good taste, I enjoyed that video, but watch out for the Chris-hating schizos, they always chimp out like total bitches whenever they see anyone posting links to Chris videos.

>>254405
What did they say nigger

>>254440
Chris is a whiny faggot, and so are you for simping for him.

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Just watched the new Oyakata Channel video about Ajigawa, very entertaining, I liked how respectful they were to the yusho beef.

How good was Aminishiki?

>>254452
He was exciting to watch because he would often employ le obscure technique meme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx4hMXsZ9eQ

>>254456
lol, get Hakuho'd

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>>254452
Bretty good. Had a lot of different kimarite and had a few longevity records.

>>254458
Hakuho was 37-4 against Aminishiki.

Terunofuji's wrestlers have been smacking his successors left and right last basho and now he's having those successors be his dew sweeper and sword bearer in his retirement ceremony. Kind of a flex ngl

>>254460
No, that's just how that works.

>>254459
Which is more wins against Hakuho than Baruto or Tochinoshin had in the same amount of bouts against him.

Onosato's voice is not at all what I expected for him

>Aminishiki 5 - 10 Aoiyama
lol

>>254464
I feel the same about Ura. Incredibly uncanny.

>>254452
Aminishiki was based af. Dude had a total of 135 basho, and only EIGHTEEN were fought outside of sekitori. He was an agent of chaos that could disrupt the ozeki and yokozuna if they were'nt on their A game.

Terunofuji's new hair looks like shit.

>>254466
ura somehow ended up like a giant baby on testosterone

who was the blonde girl at the hair cutting?

>>254491
Me.

>>254491
found it, Ruriko Kojima
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pu-D4uU0qE&t=544s

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holy shit wtf is this rofl

Does anyone have Asasuiryuu's last three matches from november?

>>254500
>笑ノ富士

Although desu you have to remember that his hair's been so long and pulled so tight in weird ways that it's bound to not want to settle down properly for a while.

Dan cut Terunofuji's hair after Horseshoe did, indicating that Dan is considered the higher ranking and more important wrestler of the two.

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>>254497

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>couldn't have a thread for the retirement of a truly great rikishi

such a total lack of class and respect
this is why I don't post here anymore

>>254511
He retired a year ago, the hair cutting ceremony is just for rich supporters. He's been retired long enough that he had time to nodowa Hakuho out of the JSA.

>>254511
>great
>teru
nope
he was mid, not dai.

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>>254505

>>254511
The only thing I’ll remember about him is how Hakuho owned the shit out of him for the zensho in his last basho.

>>254511
>Terunofuji-oyakata
When did Terunofuji become a kabu???

>>254519
For about five months after his retirement until he secured the Isegahama stock.

What percentage of sekitori end up owning a kabu?

>>254519
Yokozuna get temp status.

>>254519
Yokozuna and ozeki both get grace periods (5 and 3 years respectively) where they can act as an oyakata under their ring name, before they're required to get permanent stock.

>>254525
I assume ozeki don't have to retire at the rank for this?

>>254529
Correct. Kotooshu retired at sekiwake and had the 3-year grace period before getting Naruto kabu just under a year later. That said, him and Tochiazuma are the only ozeki who have had to use this grace period since it was introduced.

>>254530
How did Takakeisho not have to use it?

>>254531
He got the Minatogawa stock.

>>254531
He bought Minatogawa coin.

>>254531
The previous Mintaogawa retired so his stock could be promised to Takakeisho when Keisho got demoted the last time. When it was obvious he wouldn't be able to make 10 at sekiwake for the re-promotion, he retired and was formally granted the stock.

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Guess which one is Dan

>>254535
The gay one.

>>254535
Me on the left.

Hakuho was there

Doubt it.

>>254513
The thread that was made immediately after Terunofuji retired was made by the Danspammer with a Dan image because he got a KK in juryo or some shit.

>>254505
Is it really surprising given the meme face Teru gave Hosh?

>>254403
>Taiho was part of a simultaneous yok promotion
Whoa.

>>254566
>Kashiwado was promoted on an 11-4 12-3JY

That's fucking disgraceful holy shit.

>>254501
Symbolic because he is the Scissors to the Rock of Onosato and the Paper of Hosh.

Second week Asasuiryu was a wonder to behold. It was like Midorifuji during his red mawashi days. I'm not a juryo guy, but I'll definitely keep an eye on this guy in march.

>>254574
>the Paper of Hosh.
toilet paper

>>254584
It can be whatever paper you prefer.

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>2・8「日本大相撲トーナメント」フジテレビが生中継! 横綱大の里&豊昇龍、大関安青錦&琴桜ら豪華力士が勢ぞろい
"Fuji TV will broadcast the "Japan Grand Sumo Tournament" live on February 8th! Yokozuna Oonosato & Toyonoryu, Ozeki Yasuseiki & Kotozakura and other impressive wrestlers will be on hand."

How do I watch this?

>>254586
Did they finally get over that scandal they had? I remember last year's never had a live broadcast, even streamed, because all of Fuji TV's sponsors pulled out.

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This is the 3rd consecutive month Dan has been the cover of Sumo Magazine. Just goes to show how ignorant the anti-Dan trolls from Reddit are, even the Japanese professional sumo journalists are posting about Dan massively because he is having such a phenomenal run.

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Lengthy & interesting interview with Kakuryu on the topic of the recently completed basho by the author of picrel book
https://www.dailyshincho.jp/article/2026/02010702/?all=1

Maybe Dan is so strong because he can fully open his eyes.

>>254592
There it is

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>>254573
Yeah, well... Asashio and Wakanohana were absolutely shitting the bed at the time.

How many of Chiyonofuji's bouts were fixed?

You shut your dirty whore mouth.

>>254595
More than zero, but not enough that he wouldn't make yokozuna without them. The vast majority of match fixing is the "let my guy get his kachikoshi this basho and he'll return the favour next basho" kind. Even yakuza match fixing was spread across the banzuke to avoid suspicious results, instead of forcing one or a small number of guys.

>>254598
Is Krejci a nickname for Aonishiki? Is this a metaphor?

>"Basketball players could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be basketball players anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his exposed fur. "I HATE BASKETBALL PLAYERS" he thought. Sweet Dreams Are Made Of This reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed his (merited) fear of migrants after dark. "With a car, you could go anywhere you want" he said to himself, our loud.

Long article by Kaio criticizing Onosato's performance
>his hips were too high

https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/5c068d102929fb188018a135e5a4385fbd178604

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Going for my first sumo session as a total beginner and under 90kg

It said no experience necessary. Any advice?

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>>254609

>>254592
This would also explain why Hosh is so dogshit against Dan. Hosh uses glasses and I've read somewhere that he doesn't use contacts when he fights. Dan's white skin is so pale that the light that gets reflected off Dan's skin blinds Hosh to the point where he can't see when they fight. Think about it, in All Stables practice, Hosh got a winning record against Dan and the lighting there was shit.

>>254609
Just get out there and perform your own brand of sumo

>>254609
Do your chanko and eat your shiko

>>254617
tldr

Futagoyama was only sad about Mita's injury because Mita was his best chance of winning that year's supply of alcohol prize.

>>254610
>>254612
>>254615
Not helpful guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy59RSGKqYM

>>254611
In all seriousness I've heard that he does use contacts, was that a lie?

Any gay men here? I just got into Sumo and it is my dream come true.

>>254624
Excellent Chris video, well researched and topical

>>254633
All Chris videos are excellent. No one else comes close to him in terms of Sumo coverage. He is the GOAT.

Dan's best bout in terms of his style of sumo?

>>254631
Fuck off, faggot.

>>254643
against 'zak last basho

>>254643
Dan v Ura, London 2025.

>>254646
it's definitely impressive to see him basically lean his torso forward all the way down and still not touch the ground, especially with the weight of someone 400 lbs.

>>254647
That was fake

>>254643
Dan's style is a moving target, he always keeps his opponents guessing, its only after a basho ends that the patterns start to become obvious. Last basho it was the retreating kubinage that defined him

>>254650
It was, but Ura did a great job of selling it

>>253280
Now that the horse is dead, how long til this fucker kicks the bucket and joins her in Paradise?

>>254609
The key is to gambarize, Anon. You gotta gambarize!

Also, if you don't move forward you may decide to pull and that's a biiiig mistake, the opponent will get right in your kitchen and you'll have no answer, that'll be all she wrote.

The biggest mistake amateur sumo make is in the tachiai. You're supposed to basically fall forwards while driving. That's why henkas are so effective even at the top level; falling forwards means you're fully commit. Most guys just stand up then walk forwards and push in amateur sumo. Don't do that.

>>254656
>You're supposed to basically fall forwards while driving. That's why henkas are so effective even at the top level; falling forwards means you're fully commit.
>Most guys just stand up then walk forwards and push in amateur sumo.
Chances are the former is what causes the latter.

>>254657
What, fear of being henka'd? Fuck off lmao, most amateur guys just don't know how to tachiai in the first place.

>>254658
If henkas are so effective then they're going to train to avoid henkas, yes. They don't have crotchety old elders, commentators, and journalists telling them to go harder at the tachi-ai because it's more honorabu, amateur sumo doesn't give a fuck about anything except wins, so they train to avoid the easiest ways to lose. Amateur tournaments are also knockout, which means a single loss fucks you for the entire thing.

>>254659
They don't train, shut the fuck up. Dan lost to a WTK henka. Are you going to tell me Dan is worse than an amateur fatso? Go away.

>>254659
>If henkas are so effective then they're going to train to avoid henkas, yes
Henkas are effective in pro sumo, less so in amateur sumo because there's no wrestler decided synchronous start in amasumo.

>>254661
>there's no wrestler decided synchronous start in amasumo.
Wait, what?

>>254664
Once both touch their fists to the ground, the referee is the one who calls for the bout to start.

>>254664
Because there are no weight divisions they let smaller wrestlers get a head start

>>254664
That's why you see to many former college wrestlers pull a bunch of stalling bullshit at the tachiai.

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Takakeisho & Endo will be doing the commentary for the Fuji TV sumo tournament on the 8th.

Also Dan will be promoted to yokozuna if he wins

>>254661
chat is this real?

>>254669
Which bit?

>>254669
Them starting when the ref says? Yeah, you don't wait for the slower guy to put both his hands on the clay, the ref just calls the start and that's when they charge.

The best Chris video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhN7OnW8XHs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_oZ32oPv_Y

>>254681
>Teru performed a final dohyo-iri with Sato and Hosh as attendants
Based
>His fat little shit of a son wore a tiny tsuna for it
:3c

>>254669
See for yourself https://www.youtube.com/live/JGbGxQkkd1w?si=fc3pLvJYWD0CBJi5

>>254668
>Dan will be promoted to yokozuna if he wins
it has always been a guaranteed promotion if he wins.
the question has been how good of a jun yusho does he need to get promoted

>>254668
The Fuji TV tournament is not a honbasho and has nothing to do with honbasho bazuke rankings, including yokozuna.

>>254691
Going off the precedent of Hosh's promotion a dominant looking 13-2JY would suffice. There'd be riots if they didn't promote him on that.

Just made chanko for the first time, using frozen chicken and some mushrooms I found. This stuff really is as umai as they say.

>>254703
Technically anything is chanko

>>254691
>reading comprehension

>>254703
>some mushrooms I found
Hope you die. :3

>>254678
Today's Chris video is always the best Chris video

>>254703
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Destroying_angel
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanita_phalloides

gg no re

>>254716
Those both grow in limited regions and only fruit at particular times of year the environments they do grow in.
>wikipedia
Yeah, you know absolutely nothing about this topic and are now trying to pose as an expert by quoting the first link google gave you. You're a common ignoramus

You're an anus.

>>732222873

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Dan throw bean

>>254783
accepting beans from a gaijin is bad luck.

>>254656
Amateurs don't start the way the pro's do exactly because they want to avoid the henka. The pro's in osumo want to straight blast the opponent out of the dohyo, but the amateurs just want to win.

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>>254660
nta, but you really should fuck off back to redddit with your retarded takes.

Good thread lads, while it lasted.

This is /xs/. This thread will be here for months.

>>254803
>he doesn't know

>>254784
Aonishiki is jewish, not goyim

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>Aonishiki is jewish

>>254807
I hate this scum fucking faggot. It should have been him who was kicked out of Sumo. Not Hakuho.

>>254809
Seek help

>>254809
Don't worry, they'll get rid of him when the time is right. Its child's play to engineer a heya abuse scandal and evict a mongoyakata from the JSA. My guess is that they're waiting to see how Seihakuho & nu-Asahifuji play out so they can take out two mongs with one stone like they did in the Gluekuseiho situation. Just be patient, they aren't going to lets some mong who names his kid Temujin stick around for too long.

>Hakunofuji
What a traitorous rat. May he never be well.

Imagine Terutsuyoshi at Setsubun

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The bright shining star of sumo, Aonishiki

The man in the shadows pulling the strings and calling the shots, Ajigawa

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Official promotion for the June basho in Paris has begun

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>Go to onsen and bathe with your favorite sekitori, now 20% off.

imagine bathing with Zak

>>254819
Abi would piss in the onsen and blame you for it

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Dan looks impressed, what do you think is in the box?

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>>254668
Why wasn't he promoted after January like you said he would? Maybe because you're a fucking retard.

>>254818
It's only a 2-day basho?

>>254821
Beans

>>254822
Are you retarded?

Now, when I come home from work, I slap my belly and then toss my clothes into the laundry basket. I try to do a toss like Terunofuji; his looks pretty badass.

>>254825
Yes

>>254836
He was talking about the FujiTV tournament. It obviously wasn't meant seriously.

>>254821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt0spqQtMKg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgF0um3KUSs

Holy shit guys did you hear the news??? Asashoryu has retired!

Thank god Chris is here to give us the latest from the sumo world.

>>254845
keep seething homo

>>254710
>states obvious like its sumo sage wisdom

>>254821
It’s little bags of roasted basedbeans. They are eaten for luck on setsubun, the traditional first day of spring.

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>安青錦が大人気
jealous?

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1st round matchups have been announced for the Feb 8 sumo tournament.

>>254858
What tournament is this?

>>254859
50th edition of the annual Fuji TV one-day tournament. Not a honbasho so it doesn't count for banzuke.

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Its over for HorseSHITryu
https://www.sanspo.com/article/20260204-ZZ4BPZDCKBM7TNXQM4BHM36SSA/
>He suffered a left knee injury, finishing with only 10 wins.
>He says "I will not start training sumo until after I get to Osaka. I'm taking this month off to heal"
>His weight is down 2kg from losing muscle due to no exercise

Also Asanoyama reportedly had been drinking and eating late into the night and as a result his blood pressure was 150/90 mmHg

>>254860
Everyone is friends with Ouhou.

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>>254862
>Asanoyama reportedly had been drinking and eating late into the night

>>254858
>Kinbozan v Shishi
Are you ready for clownsumo kino?

>>254863
That perpetually open cut on his head has probably made him blood brothers with half of Makuuchi by now.

>>254862
>Also Asanoyama reportedly had been drinking and eating late into the night and as a result his blood pressure was 150/90 mmHg
I fucking love Asanoyama.

>>254857
There was a big article out about Agora yesterday because he was 6-1 and is going to get promoted to makushita.

>>254871
That's great. I hope everyone at Ajigawa is taking inspiration from Dan to do their shiko and eat their chanko. And take steroids while lifting heavy.

>>254862
>I'm taking this month off to heal
The laziest creature in Japan is the mong yokozuna

how many records is dan breaking in march if he wins? kind of crazy to imagine

>>254876
>Least Makuuchi bashos to reach Yokozuna

1) Dan - 7
2) Onosato - 9
3) Wajima - 15

>>254877
There are three yokozuna to reach it in 7 or fewer basho from their makuuchi debut.

>>254878
In the modern era?

>>254879
Didn't say "in the modern era"

>>254880
Standards were non-existent prior to it, and information is sketchy at best. Go look up Hitachiyama.

>We know when he won his 8th yusho
>Just don't ask us about his first 7

Next you're going to tell me about Yokozuna Raiden who was 20 feet tall and won 194 yusho in just three years.

>>254881
Not part of the statement

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>Haters gonna hate.

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>>254870

>>254859
The February Basho

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https://www.dailyshincho.jp/article/2025/12220442/?photo=4

>>254862
>150/90
how does he not have an aneurysm in the ring

>>254893
That's not too bad for being 170kg. BP over 180/100 is more serious territory.

>>254862
How does metric blood pressures translate to American?

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Dan visiting Koto ward mascot Kotomi-chan to receive congratulations.

https://hochi.news/articles/20260205-OHT1T51100.html
>Ozeki Aonishiki from Ajigawa stable underwent a medical checkup on the 5th at the Ryogoku Kokugikan in Sumida Ward, Tokyo.
Dan's weight is up by 1kg and his height is up by 1mm
>While most sumo wrestlers showed strained expressions during the blood draw, the 21-year-old Ozeki remained calm and composed.
H I N K A K U
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>>254926
His experience from sharing dirty krokodil needles coming in handy.

Compare Dan's unconcerned hinkaku >>254929
to Horse closing his eyes and trying to ignore the press and imagine he is somewhere else like a total pussy. >>254862

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Yeah ok baiting retard
This is what a REAL sumo wrestler looks like

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Chris https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjVSPQgf9Xk

>>254935
Reminds me of those pictures of Onokuni but twice the size for whatever reason.

>>254929
serene and tranquil

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The guests tomorrow on Fuji TV's daytime live program "Pokapoka!" (Monday-Friday, 11:50 AM) will be Ozeki Aonishiki, who won the January Grand Sumo Tournament for his second consecutive yusho, and his stablemaster Ajigawa oyakata as well as Oshima oyakata.
They will discuss what inspired Aonishiki to start sumo wrestling, and Ajigawa oyakata will reflect on the time he almost refused to join a sumo stable.
A delicious potato dish from Aonishiki's hometown in Ukraine will also be featured.

How do I watch this?

>>254934
Chris is now using AI to do his own voiceovers instead of doing them himself. Chris might not even be alive anymore for all we know. You can hear the AI making pronunciation mistake that a real native English speaker would never make in the first few seconds of that video.
>proven
instead of the common mistake that is correctly pronounced
>"prooven"
or the correct
>proved
pronounced "prooved"

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wimpy retarded looking four eye'd midget loser nerd joins sadogatake

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Japanese women are enthralled with Dan

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Blue cocktails have become trendy in Tokyo as a consequence of Dan's overwhelming popularity

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Japanese guy who was good in high school sumo tried to make it in American football, didn't make it and now wants to come back and join a sumo stable, but he is already 24 years old.
Need it or sneed it?
https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/bea7753018dc7e66e79fb4679b58739246757c81

>>254959
Amateur yokozuna in university, so he gets the extra two years before the age limit kicks in. September is his last chance to join sumo. He also has a sponsorship contract with WWE.

>>254959
>didn't make it
KWAB

>>254959
If his hatsu dohyo isn't next month (highly doubtful), then he'll be the second oldest to join pro sumo since the age limits were changed in the early 90s. The only one older would be Kogomaru a few years ago, who spent five years without even making it past jonidan.

Dan is the first ever homosexual to make Ozeki.

>>254922
1:1

>>254951
That's just Nabatame's sister.

Dan haters be all triggered as a bitch lol. Get ready for another decade and a half or so of Dan dominating sumo while these little cunts moan and cry about it all day errrrry day

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>>254972
You sure?

>>254978
That doesn't look like a regulation Dohyo

>>254959
>Didn't make it
Why? Too short? Small hands? Other guys we're seven feet tall? Never had the makings of a varsity athlete?

>>254983
Injury, coach primate, etc.

>>254978
Asanoyama would love nothing more than to be in these JAVs.

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>>254976
It all makes sense now...

>>254976
which program is this?

>>255001
jisho

Your thoughts on the usage of AI in sumo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZf3zUcAnaQ

>>255001
https://jisho.org/

>>255003
>sumo should use AI
Is there a desperate need for fancy autocomplete in physical activity?

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>>255006
>invest trillions in a server farm to make computer generate "aaaaahhh" noises every time yoga loses

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https://www.daily.co.jp/general/2026/02/06/0019990728.shtml
>Aminishiki
henkas are just a small subset of his corny humor lineup

Is it possible for a torinaoshi to result in another torinaoshi? Has it ever?

>>255014
Yes. Yes. Forget when but I remember it happening in the top division years ago.

>>255014
>>255015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJviILzz06Q
Of course it's fucking Ura, why wouldn't it be

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>>255007

>>255014
Yes. When you run hundreds of matches a day for two weeks, every two months, stuff like that has happened many times.

>>255016
Desu Hiradoumi being in the double torinaoshi isn't THAT big of a shock either. He's a super energetic fighter almost on par with Ura.

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How much longer before Horseryu wins a basho as yokozuna?

>>255023
He could never win one and still wouldn't be the worst ever. To stay with Kakuryu he needs to win one by July. (Although really that was Kakuryu's second, so .... ?)

>Three 12+ results with two of them being playoffs
>His following 10-5 being the same result as Onosato
Imagine acting like a faggot over this.

For real. Hoshoryu sat out 15 matches over the past year and was still fourth in wins for Makuuchi.

>>255026
A chunk of the matches he fought were done while injured. A healthy Hoshoryu would shred the joi into ribbons.

>>255026
forfeiting matches is the same as losing. being too lazy and incompetent to maintain physical fitness isn't some sort of legit excuse to dodge opponents.

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>horseSHITryu's all time greatest basho performance was coming in 2nd place to 8-7man Zak
kwabamongoty

>>255026
Actually tied for 2nd with Aonishiki if you count playoff wins, and if you don't then he was only 1 back of Aonishiki and tied for 3rd with Kirishima.

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>>255034
Huh?

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Woke nonsense starting

>>255038
fag

>>255038
MY HERO!!