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Happy Birthday to Dan

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dine

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Active wrestlers with the most top division KKs

>>258641
>>258643
>>258645
7-8

>kadoban loser op
Lol

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>>258647
>Takayasu is now the old guard

Only four Ozeki have never gone kadoban. Hosh and Sato are two of them. Dan is not on the list.

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Daily reminder that Nabatame will make it to makuuchi this year.

Kusano thread.

>>258658
I've never gone kadoban

>>258662
Y'ain't gone Ozeki neither.

>>258663
Can you prove that

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>>258658
>Only four Ozeki have never gone kadoban.
No.

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Ozeki who have never gone kadoban since July 1969:
>Wajima
>Kitanoumi
>Wakamisugi (Wakanohana)
>Chiyonofuji
>Takanosato
>Onokuni
>Kitao (Futahaguro)
>Hokutoumi
>Asahifuji
>Musashimaru
>Asashoryu
>Kakuryu
>Hoshoryu
>Onosato

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>>258670
>Ozeki who have never gone kadoban since July 1969
>Posts a list that has no ozeki in it

>>258671
Yokozuna are Ozeki, Anon.

>>258670
Is that list for just when they were ozeki?

>>258674
Yes, they were not in danger of going kadoban after they became Yokozuna. That list is all the rikishi that did not post a losing record while ranked at Ozeki between July 1969 and now.

>>258670
Musashimaru was nuts. 5 years at Ozeki with no kadoban in the era of Akebono and the Hana brothers.

>>258678
Cool, thanks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GtuxjCufsc

>Zak wins exhibition tournament

Just one more for his rope!

>>258641
the "that fucking cat" meme, but its Dan.
I'm not making the shoop, but someone else should.

>>258657
I had a fake ID before I was old enough to buy beer

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>Everyone who isn't a legitimate yokozuna turn around and look at the camera

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>Day 15
>surely it's ogre
>first of two that are one ahead loses
>second of two that are one ahead loses
>Here's how Kazuma can still win
He trolled me :(

are there any good translated sumo manga? i remember checking out that shonen jump slop from around ten years ago and it pretty much sucked

>Wakatakakage & Wakamotoharu
>Kotoshoho & Kotoeiho
>Asakoryu & Asasuiryu
We're so close to having three pairs of brothers in makuuchi.

>>258711
For a while there we could potentially have had Hidenoumi, Wakatakamoto, Mudoho, and Naya.
Although Hidenoumi is the only ex-makuuchi in that list and he just retired so it was never gonna happen anyways.

>>258711
Soon we'll have Wakamiyabi, Soma, and Shunta. Trust the plan

>Shiden lost 30 kg when he got suspended for gambling
Jesus

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>>258722
The guilt must've been eating away at him.

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Juryo

>>258728
Is that supposed to be news? His 5th day on day 9 confirmed it.

>>258730
I just think he's neat.

>>258728
The oyakatas on the yt channel said he has a perfect rikishi figure. I can see that. Beautiful round boy.

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>>258736
Kayo is the Juryo sphere.

>>258714
The plan of having two brothers and a random guy?

>>258714
Kotakiyama ain't hitting salaried rank. Soma might touch juryo, Shunta's probably got the most potential of the 3 brothers. On a side note Takahara is good but I think he's advancing too fast for his growth, not that it's his fault or anything

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>>258711
We already had three pairs of brothers in Makuuchi as recently as last July.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taRfpm3pAZU

>FORBIDDEN KIMARITE

Which rikishi has the nicest breasts?

>>258754
That's not a fair competition since Zak has two pairs.

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>>258754
RIP Aoiyama

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>>258754

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>>258773

>>258710
Anime is for homosexuals

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>>258739
Kayo is eggcelent

>>258784
A rotund lad.

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>>258783
>>258783

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uncs finna rumble

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Dan had sex with this woman

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https://www.sponichi.co.jp/sports/news/2026/03/31/articles/20260331s00005000260000c.html

Its over for Dan, his leg was amputated

>>258788
Azumaryu looking like a 50 year old monk with that cut.

>>258790
Vertical rope run has begun.

Glad this thread is here, watched my first haru basho and it was blast! Takayasu is the man, hope he can push forward into the next tourney

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So was Onosato really having sex with human women while he took vacation or was that just a meme.

>>258794
It's a meme, Onosato was having sex with yokai women in order to harvest their spiritual energies for his comeback.

>>258786
wtf i love horse now

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>>258793
anon...

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Seemed like tomato was awkward at performing the ceremony.

>>258793
you motherfuck

>>258794
>chiyomaru.jpg

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>>258806

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>>258793

>>258790
Even legless Dan would beat Horseshoe 9 out of 10 fights

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the spee thread finally 404'd
this was the last post >>>/sp/154068511

https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/2da61c86836a53f79982fa6f99e84e6d4b36e0a9
Danbrethren…

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There can be only one.

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>>258797
>>258799
>>258810

The JSA might go easy on Takayasu and keep him in the same rank because it's hard to find enough people to promote to sanyaku.

What's the best bouts that I can look into (for a new fan)? Been watching Sumospirit on YouTube for lore

>>258817
Ura vs Tobizaru
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SowwfIBeW4U

>>258816
Everyone below Ozeki is getting an automatic half rank demotion because of Kirishitma so it's not out of the question.

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>>258819
*including Ozeki, except Kotozakura

>>258822
nta but newly promoted ozeki and yokozuna are always listed at the bottom of those respective ranks. Kirishima will be O1e in July though.

24 wins in the next 2 basho and Atamin makes Ozeki.

24 wins in the next 2 basho and Dan makes Yokozuna

>>258824
I think if he someone does 12+ in May, they might give it to him right there. M4 is the absolute bottom of what they consider joi, but importantly he beat both yokozuna and faced one of the ozeki, and the only reason why he didn't face the other is because he was outperforming him in title contention. They'll think highly of that, even at M4.

>>258827
The lowest I'm aware of is M3w but that was 37 wins, though that Sanyaku was one larger than it was when Atamin was so that M3w was more like M4e today. Idk man I can't see it. The discussion begins at 13Y.

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It wasn't just him being quirky. If you watched him in his matches, he literally penguin walked multiple rikishi out of the ring just like this. Atamin is fucking powerful.

Just heard the news about Dan. Sucks that he's injured but it at least explains why he was struggling so much this last Basho.

>>258834
so glad you danfags have an excuse now..

>>258840
He looked obviously off from day 1, stop being so fucking weird bro just enjoy sumo.

>Hoshoryu broke Dan's leg with his throw
kino

>>258829
Look at him go! Ozeki Atamin by the end of 2026. I believe!

>>258817
>Been watching Sumospirit on YouTube for lore
Vomit.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0aUY-NzcDWCGDvOO9tPuec0im7n4Dirw

>258834
>Hosh delivered the kadoban for ultimate justice
>right in time for an injury serious enough to prevent a winning record in May
Vertical rope run has begun LMAO

>>258848
Man, what a bummer. He’s young so hope is not lost, but still…hopefully it’s not a major fracture and/or like something that permanently affects him.

>>258844
Would be insane if he carried on the way he's been fighting the last two basho.

>me last year
>"I like watching Aonishiki fight, but his low style seems to me like he's asking for an injury"
>danfag gets mad
>he gets injuried
You're lucky it's his foot and not his back

>>258817
Watch Chris Sumo's video on the final Hakuho v Terunofuji fight. I still can't believe Hakuho wrote that entire script about his thoughts in that moment for Chris.

>>258854
Don't confuse the boy,

>>258853
>t. poster of shit that never happened
it that exchange had genuinely occurred then you'd be linking to the old posts you're referencing.

>>258856
Retard.

With Zak being back and Kirishima getting promoted, it will be interesting to finally have 2 competent ozeki this year.

>>258860
>8-7
It's over
>10-5
We're so back
>8-7
It's over
>10-5
We're so back

>>258860
>2 competent ozeki this year
Atamifuji and who?

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>>258863
Zak understands what it takes to be a salaryman.

>>258818
I like both Ura and Tobi (albeit, both on the losing end, especially Tobi) I noticed that fast pace sumo doesn't work so well further into the tourney, most of their opponents had em locked

>>258866
Nah, they're just broken men. Ura has no knees and would rather do a flip than land on them and that's not a joke, and Tobi is getting on in the years now. He might not have any one stand out injury but he's hurting. Also his brother just went intai so I dunno man I don't think he has long left.

>>258867
Tobizaru can rest with pride knowing that he personally ended the career of a Yokozuna.

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>>258845
Thanks for this so much, diving deep here

>>258865
Fat stacks! How much money do you think that is?

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>>258870

>>258870
Each envelope is about $250 iirc.

>>258870
>>258872
The actual amount in each envelope physically right now is only 10k yen ($63 right now) due to a scandal involving prize money embezzlement. But each envelope represents 60k yen ($378 each) with the remaining 50k being split between the wrestler's retirement account and bank account after tax deductions.

>>258873
And you get the honour of knowing you helped promote the Hot Staff recruitment agency because they're half the fucking banners. I wish some rich fuck would dump like $20k into banners for his favourite beyaslop channel.

>>258871
>Wow, with this I can afford a PS5 and one game!

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>>258874
If I had money I'd buy every banner and have them put Futagoyama sloppa screencaps on them, just to get rid of soulless garbage like that. Seeing a long line of big pharma pfizer shit back when was grim.
>>258875
>implying PS5 has games

>>258876
>A banner round of all the lower ranked rikishi from a beya making silly faces
Kino...

>>258875
Atamin is clearly a Nintendo player.

>>258880
Tatsunami deshi played Smash in slop a while back. Iirc Okaryu murdered everyone.

>>258881
Futagoyama had an early video with them playing Smash, Nabatame wrecked Denuma but it was more a case of Denuma sucking then Nabatame being good

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Dan vs Dan

>>258853
>me last year
>"heh this sumo wrestler seems like he would get injured eventually, very unlike most sumo wrestlers"
>he gets an injury unrelated to my observations
"heh I'm am very smart"

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>dan injures onosato
>danfags cheer
>hoshoryu injures dan
>NOOOO THAT'S NOT HECKIN' FAIRRRRR

>>258904
It's not nice to bully special needs kids anon. We should talk about more interesting things now. For me, it's manlet power with Fujinokawa and Asakoryu both continuing their rise.

>>258905
I've always said it, manlets are absolute fun to watch. I hope Asa bros reach at least makuuchi joi. Fujinokawa should be able to get to sanyaku eventually.

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goodbye chio you round fuck

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it's chiyover...

I was bouncing around wiki and just reading about various rikishi and came across Kaio. Is he the most notorious Ozeki who never make it all the way to Yokozuna due to all the wins and time at that rank? Or was there another that people attach that to?

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No one will ever be as gloriously round.
I will never forget him tip toeing around the dohyo like a ballerina. Seeing him move so gracefully was always a sight to behold.

>>258921
Yeah. Kaiō is probably the best ōzeki to never make it. Unfortunately, his career coincided with those of Takanohana, Musashimaru, and Asashōryū, as well as fellow great ōzeki Chiyotaikai. With those guys sucking up all the oxygen, he could never quite get over the hump. Then injuries started to pile up and he became one of those guys that spends a few years compiling one 8-7 after another. He didn’t even get a jun-yūshō in the last six or seven years of his career.

In 2004, though, he put together a 13-2Y 12-3JY that opened a lot of conversation about promoting him, especially since that was his fifth cup, but ultimately the YDC decided that the 12-3 wasn’t quite a yūshō equivalent and that was that.

>>258921
Third highest in number of yusho or jun-yusho at ozeki, and the two above him are Musashimaru and Kisenosato, so yeah.

>>258922
God I wish that were me (on the right)

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>>258841
It's similar toe injury nephew had, but danfags laughed at him going kyujo. Now that aonishiki has it, that's an alright excuse, lol.

>>258921
Kaio won 5 yusho but Takakeisho won 4 in less time, so there's always gonna be debate. Kaio is next in line for Chairman and he's based.

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>>258922
>>258927
God me too

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>>258922
>>258927
>>258930

>>258931
Maybe it's the bad lighting but even then how does he avoid those nasty ass stretch marks

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>>258933
Anything posted by a woman on social media is edited/filtered.
Also just genetics, look at kinbozan for the other side of the stretch mark scale.

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Just posting some maru's
Gonna miss this jolly fucker

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Goodnight Sweet Prince

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This is what Dan haters look like rn

>>258940
That looks like some dank shit, mang.

>>258928
You've made up an entire crowd of people that don't exist in your mind and spend hours of your day getting mad about the things that these invisible people did to insult you so that you feel as if you have the right to shitfling.

It's exhausting really.

>>258949
Stop talking to yourself, faggot.

>>258944
lmao

Who even won the last basho? Oh right, Kirishitma. It was so forgettable honestly.

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>>258916
>>258918
>>258922
>>258930
>>258931
>>258934
>>258945
;_;
Who will claim his title now? What's next in his career?

>>258963
Really more of a 1 ball.

Dan dominating Chiyomaru, defeating him easily and convincingly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm5wnmFMQxo

Is Onosato finished?
Is Hoshoryu finished?

No.

>>258793
>He doesn't know...
Anon, I...

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>>258923
>compiling one 8-7 after another
Thats funny i thought you were joking but he literally did that over and over.

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>>258966
>Is Hoshoryu finished?
implying he ever got started.
he is a fake yokozuna, he was promoted just to make sure someone was available to do the meme ceremony in london

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yusho equivalent btw

>>258977
>Zak took the knee in November to get Dan to promote so he could pass on the kadoban curse
I see now...

>>258922
>>258931
It looks like she got him pregnant.

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>>258973

>>258972
>An entire calendar year of 8-7s
Jfc not even Zak did that.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm0zUuoA7g4

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Oshima beyaslop with my girl Natsumi Tsunoda (Olympic gold judoka)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBPB2gD7Kpc

Your thoughts on Hidenoumi's future career in real estate?

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>>258994

>>258983
A feat only Kotomitsuki and Toda (Haguroiwa) have matched.

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https://www.sponichi.co.jp.translate.goog/sports/news/2026/04/03/articles/20260403s00005000053000c.html

Dan sitting out the tour, he will be in top form come May, another yusho is in the bag

>>258997
Hope he can recover from the injury well and finish strong next basho

>>258997
Here's hoping he can get at least 10 in July to regain ozeki.

>>258994
I wonder if it's a sign that Tobi might be on the way out too.

>>258991
He really does have the perfect sumo face.

>>259002
Imagine the lols if Tobi also joins Hidenoumi in the real estate sales business a few years after Hidenoumi gets started in it and then Tobi quickly becomes the superior real estate salesman

>>259008
Tobi without the sumo weight and with a beard is pretty damn handsome as per older photos of him. He could close a deal on a house any day of the week. Not gay but I'd suck his dick.

>>259009
>buy this house or I'll kick you in the knee

Nobody mentioned it yet, but there was a new Chris video today.

>>259009
You can't just post this without an image.

>>258641
Dan has reached the whaito piggu limit, his frail whitoid body is starting to fail and he'll be put on his place, just like all other caucasoids before him

I'm new to sumo what's a kadoban? Is that a special prize?

>>259015
It's the Japanese name for a faggot. You'd probably hear it a lot if you went there.

>>258994
>36 years old
>switches careers entirely
So what you're saying is it's not over for me.

>>259015
Ozekis get demoted if they fail to get winning records (at least 8 wins per tournament) twice in a row. Kadoban is the state in which they've already gotten a losing record, and would face demotion if they repeat it.

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*if they fail twice in a row to get a winning record.

>>259019
Hidenoumi has already proved himself capable of building a highly successful career in about a decade or so, you've only proved yourself capable of building a history of failure in a similar period of time.

>>259029
Why ya gotta be so mean.

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Consider this.
After a basho, a rikishi can notify the JSA that he chooses to give up one of his kinboshi in return for a guarantee to not be demoted in the resulting banzuke.

>>259035
You would need to give up 55 kinboshi to block a demotion from juryo to makushita, 15 to block a demotion from maegashira to juryo, 20 to block a demotion from komusubi/sekiwake to maegashira, and 35 to block a demotion from ozeki to sekiwake. By comparison the most kinboshi in history is Akinoshima with only 16. Kinboshi are actually irrelevant.

>>259035
No not a kinboshi per rank demoted, just a kinboshi to prevent dropping at all in the upcoming banzuke.

>>259049
for >>259039

>>259055
He looks bitchin in purple.

Bros my cable provider suddenly dropped NHKWorld and it wasn’t an April fools joke what the HECK

>>259059
SSHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>259066
*PLAP*
*PLAP*
*PLAP*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6vYoyXz1B4

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My kogazuna.

>>259069
I really hope he posts a KK to prove he can then goes intai. His spine is a ticking time bomb and nobody wants to see him paralysed for life.

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>nobody wants to see him paralysed for life

>>259049
I'm talking about how many kinboshi would equal the drop in salary. You need 15 kinboshi in order to equal the pay bonus from going from juryo to maegashira, therefore you would need to give up that many to prevent being sent from maegashira to juryo. Letting them avoid any form of demotion at all with just one kinboshi would be laughably idiotic.

>>258942
lol

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what did Kiryuko buy with his first salary?

>>259077
Wakamotoharu would be proud.

>>259085
Why is Okaryu so smug.

>>259085
Boku no Pico.

>Okaryu's real name is Kazuma
>We're going to get Okaryu Kazuma v Kazuma next basho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vj3lCt7jxs

>>259091
I think Kazuma will be too high a rank to get matched up against Okaryu.

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>>259093
tl;dr it was probably Churanoumi who broke Dan's toe when he landed on it while it was on the tawara.

>>259096
Churanoumi is so based and I now respect him.

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>>259097
Always good to see the double digit man returning to form.

>>259093
This guy is theorizing how Aonishiki lost bouts because of the unbearable pain from his little finger, meanwhile Dan himself denied being injured during the basho and after it ended said he had no idea why he was losing.
Sounds like a whole lot of cope and schizo talk.

>>259099
How new are you lmao

Uh oh, someone is upset

>>259091
>>勝磨 vs 一意
Kazuma's real name is also Kazuma, he just used his first name for shikona. Wakamiyabi wanted Endo when he joined, but couldn't use it for obvious reasons. Imagine him changing it to Endo now.

>"What do you want for dinner, son?"
>"勝磨"

>>259108
>"Kitajin-sama, I beg of you, may I please use your former shikona?"
>"Get the fuck out of my office faggot"

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How does this...

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...become THIS?

His retirement spurred him to put some actual effort in instead of just being a fat fucking lump.

>>259120
Eating all that revolting japslop was the big effort. I can see getting fat on real food, but not on all that disgusting rice and fermented rotten estrogen beans. I watched a few of those beyaslop videos and they always ruin the meat dishes by throwing rotten estrogen beans into them.

>>259123
>filtered by natto

>>259123
And yet, still less sloppy than what's in your skull.

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>>259126
this is what you look like

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Time to watch the Spiffy video about Dan

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>they always ruin the meat dishes by throwing rotten estrogen beans into them

>>259119
He was replaced by a north korean

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>>259128
>>aonishiki's exclusive fridge has only alcohol
Dan probably got so drunk on ukrainian vodka, he broke his toe himselft

>>259133
>The QR code to donate to Ukraine is in full view
Danylo Zelenskyy...

>>259118
>>259119
>>259120
>>259123
Human metabolism is a crazy thing. Some people just can't put weight on even if they eat a lot, like Enho. Your body doesn't actually have to use the calories you eat, it can just let them pass through. I wonder if studies have been done on the caloric content of shit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_aircraft_carrier_Taih%C5%8D
>Taihō (大鳳; "Great Phoenix") was an aircraft carrier of the Imperial Japanese Navy during World War II. Possessing heavy belt armor and featuring an armored flight deck (a first for any Japanese aircraft carrier), she represented a major departure from prior Japanese aircraft carrier design and was expected to not only survive multiple bomb, torpedo, or shell hits, but also continue fighting effectively afterwards.

>Built by Kawasaki at Kobe, she was laid down on 10 July 1941, launched almost two years later on 7 April 1943 and finally commissioned on 7 March 1944. She sank on 19 June 1944 during the Battle of the Philippine Sea due to explosions resulting from design flaws and poor damage control after suffering a single torpedo hit from the American submarine USS Albacore.

I'm surprised Taiho used that shikona when the carrier was a bitch who died in one shot.

>>259141
>and poor damage control
The Japanese carrier fleet was crippled at the Battle of Midway more so by the loss of human capital than by the loss of four carriers. The bushido code doesn't believe in the "escape and live to fight another day" meme so all the most experienced officers and men ended up going down with their vessels. So Taiho was manned by less than the best the IJN could've otherwise offered.

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>>259141
Nice, but the yokozuna had different kanji: 大鵬. Japanese has trillion homonyms; there are at least 5 other words read as taihou.

btw Taihou was never considered a foreign-born yokozuna, because at the time of his birth, southern Shakalin was a Japanese territory (Karafuto).

>>259144
The difference between the meaning of the two kanji that I suspect their identical reading is on account of the Japanese not giving a fuck about the difference between a feng and a peng.

>>259150
It's because those readings were brought to Japan during Japanese cultural exchange with the Tang dynasty, which predates the existence of the Mandarin dialect by around 300 years. The closest present day dialects are Min Chinese, although it's like trying to compare which dialect of Italian is closest to Imperial Latin.

>>259151
The tldr is Japanese is a stupid language whose daytime TV shows have to have words plastered all over the screen to help viewers disambiguate their own native language. I'll call it stupid whenever I feel like and nothing you say will change my mind or make me feel like a fool for doing so.

>>259152
he said, in a thread dedicated to Japanese culture.

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>>259150
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

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>>259154
>Ho-ou
>Ou-ho
KOJIIMAAAAAAAAAA

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>>259153
Sumo is a Ukrainian dominated sport

>>259119
I wonder how much loose skin is under those clothes

>>259157
Flesh colored wizard's robe.

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Who else watched Chris's bio of Shishi?

>>259164
REEEEE I WAS TRYING TO USE THE NAME "#1 Chris fan" but it converted it to tripcode

FUCK U MOOOT YOU CUNT!!! YOUR CODE SUCKS ASS

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>>259164
>>259165
>watching chris
shiggydiggy

In some stables they have no straw bale dohjos, why is that? Wouldn't it make more sense to have straw bales so the wrestlers are used to it?

>>259164
stfu tripfag

>>259171
You shouldn't be going backwards in the first place so shouldn't need to get used to it. Plus quite a few injuries happen at the tawara because it's an unusual thing to push against, and putting your legs in unusual positions then pushing really fucking hard is a great way to hurt yourself. Pretty sure Mita's ACL went when he tried resisting at it.

Not everyone is Wakamotoharu.

>>259171
Dohyo without straw bales (tawara) are easier/faster to build and maintain. Tawara is packed with dirt/clay and is hard as a rock, falling onto it is quite painful. Also some wrestlers said they broke their toes when it got cought in the tawara. One wrestler (from Kise i believe) had open toe fracture when his toes got cought in the bales.

>>259183
Dan literally ended his rope run last month by falling onto the tawara then having Churanoumi land on him.

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another vet gone, at least he has a cute wife to play around.

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>>258992
more beyaslop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDjYSH8hVc0

>>259186
Scripted as fuck throw.

So when is Futagoyama gonna let Nabatame use the shikona of Miyabiyama? A former Ozeki shikona is just what he needs to bring him strength and good fortune.

>>259188
You give the names of famous rikishi to guys you think can make Yokozuna like Kirishima and Asahifuji, not fucking Juryo salaryman Nabatame.
Mita might have gotten if he didn't snap his leg.

>>259189
Mita was nowhere near good enough to reach Sanyaku, let alone Ozeki.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6FwUvGMuQI

>>259185
Been a long time coming. His knee's been fucked for a long time.

>>259187
Duh. She's not trying to hurt him.

>>259171
This >>259183 is the answer. This >>259182 is tripe.

Miyabiyama was a joke of an ozeki and never even yuusho'd, he will let trannytame take the name if he reaches makuuchi.

>>259197
Sumodb is down so I can't double check that.

>>259198
Fuck off, tourist.

Miyabiyama was promoted on 34 wins from Komusubi and only lost Ozeki because of injury. Not repromoting him was a mistake imo. Has he even put a foot out of line as an elder?

Idiot.

>>259200
>from Komusubi
Whut? No.

>>259200
I am a futagoy stan but takatoriki is still salty that for whatever reason (probably yakuza connections) he did not get booted for the gambling scandal takatoriki got exiled for. He has kept his nose clean since but he was in some shit back in his day.

>>259202
He means that the ozeki run started at komusubi, which it did.

>>259204
Okay, but like... so?

>>259203
>for whatever reason (probably yakuza connections) [Miyabiyama] did not get booted
Kinda the opposite, actually. Takatoriki's bookie was Yakuza and was betting millions with him. Also bear in mind Takatoriki was Otake oyakata at the time, yet he was borrowing money from active Ozeki Kotomitsuki just to keep afloat.

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>>259164
>His wins cheered louder than those of most in the top divisions
>In response he gave those kind-hearted fans...
Kind-hearted fans lmfao, only faggots and women screaming and pissing themselves virtue signalling over muh current thing. Where are the cheers now? Crickets. Fuck em.
Shishi for life.

>>259207
Owing the yakuza millions of yen doesn’t mean you are in good with them. Takatoriki seems like an annoying shithead who knew a bunch of yakuza but wasn’t well liked. On the other than futagoy was caught up in the gambling dragnet but let off with a wrist slap. If you watch takatorikis video where he releases the Trannytame dick pic he goes on about how it’s unfair that he was booted for gambling while miyabiyama was allowed to stay in sumo and start a stable.

>>259209
Typical Dindu cope.

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>>259209
And you believed him? C'mon, man. He was an oyakata. Of COURSE the hit him harder. What a dumbass.

>>259186
testicular

>>259200
>Has he even put a foot out of line as an elder?
•Taking on a mong disciple who can't even make joi let alone sanyaku
•Permitting the Nabatame tranny shameful dispray to take place
•Koga

>>259217
Koga needs to be contained and futagoyama was chosen. If Captain Koga were to ever to arise, sumo would suffer a "tragedy"

>>259217
QRD me on Nabatame, since Ive only caught glimpses of the whole situation from these threads. From what I'm getting he was just sexting some tranny (consensually) and some butthurt ex-JSA elder running a shitty youtube channel exposed it? What's wrong with a young 20 yo guy full of vigor exchanging nudes with a tranny?

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>>259219

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>>259220
It's a whole lot of nothing.

>>259219
Didn't Koga say in previous vid he dropped out of middle-school and didn't even finish high-school because he immediately wanted to join sumo? he's a lost case, another Moriurara in the making.

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Nishonoseki beya front door

>>259223
Sumo recruiting is falling, but that method of joining is still not uncommon. When Koga started there were about 10 guys in the top division who also did that.

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>>259226

>>259225
Based buttchuggers get these mongs off the dohyo

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lol

>>259229
mai weifu

>>259229
biggest tits of any ching chong chinese person ever

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its hakuhover
japs are going to take all his money for reparations, he will be force to gb2 mongland and shepherd yaks for a living

You can like trannytame and understand that him coming on to a tranny is funny and gay at the same time. Lighten up.

>>259220
>washed old faggot Takatoriki is eternally butthurt and mindbroken over the JSA and especially Futagoyama
>tries to stay relevant by running a gay gossip channel on youtube where he cries about the JSA and active rikishi being very mean
>claims a disciple of Futagoyama did a big no-no and shows a screenshot of a chat with a pixelated dick pic on his youtube show
>this is supposed to be Nabatame and someone consensually sharing naughty messages 5 years ago
>has no proof more than "someone told me this and sent me this screenshot lol"
>no one gives a shit

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I love how blank his expression is when he's just sitting and watching sumo.

>>259241
He's been watching it since he was still at the tit. One of his mother's 6, that is.