>>259389 >Because Hakuno Fuji had caused similar trouble before and had been banned from going out, Isegahama was worried that if such trouble occurred again, Hakuno Fuji would not be able to continue his career. For these reasons, Isegahama thought that verbal warnings would not get the better of him and that he would only repeat the same mistake if things continued as they were. Hakunofuji is rotten drunkard confirmed
>>259396 His stable is still alive and Takarafuji is going to help him run it. >>259395 He unsurprisingly spun it into "Hakunofuji did nothing wrong, Teru got off light because no one hated him like they did Hakuho, JSA bad"
>>259397 You can just feel that he wants to get on a soapbox about muh racisms regarding Hakuho, but since Teru is also a Mong he can only heavily imply it instead.
Baruto is going to compete against Aaron Wolf (Japanese Olympic/World Judo champion) on a Japanese tv show. Whoever pins Wolf for a 3 count wins a large cash prize. Asashoryu also was on a past episode as the defender (nobody beat him).
Will the Jsa’s racism against Hakuho ever end. Accusing his disciples of sexual harassment and letting terunofuji off with a slap on the wrist is too much for my tender heart to bear.
>>259396 >>259402 Big difference is, Teru had no prior problems with NSK and he came to NSK himself, while Hakuho did nothing. Just read the fucking report hakfags.
>>259428 >Yuki-chan asks for a kissu on their first date >He blushes, makes excuses, and runs away >Goes home to Kise and asks Ura for advice with girls
>>259436 Hakuho demanded different treatment. Rikishi don't call monoiis because that means disagreeing with not only the gyoji but also the five (FIVE) shinpan, but he did it. Not only did he do it once while ringside but also attempted it on his own fucking match (literally against the rules). He wasn't even living at his own stable (see: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK). If he wanted special treatment he only got what he wanted all along, fuck that audacious cunt. Tremendous wrestler but awful person. All he had to do was ban glue at his stable but no here we are. At least Enho (forma de twink supreme) has come out of it smelling of roses.
>>259439 >>259442 Thank fuck this insufferable anti-hinkaku faggot and his glue sniffer of adoptive son are off the dohyo and gone from the JSA. Nigger also acts like he invented sumo and the mean boomers took it away from him with him starting his own circus only fat redditors and fat women are going to compete in. Hakuho is the GOAT (gayest of all time)
>>259457 Zak neither displays a lack nor a surplus of hinkaku. Zak merely takes it one day at a time, and does enough sumo to maintain his rank. Zak is a salaryman.
>>259440 >>259442 There is no rule about it but its a really faggot move to do it especially as a yokozuna who got blasted like that and thinks there is any way for that match to be called differently.
>>259481 >There is no rule about it Pretty certain it's in the rules that the only 2 people who can't argue the result of a match are the guys fighting. You really think rikishi don't feel their hair being pulled? Tons of guys feel hard done by the judges, fucking hell if they could monoii their own matches imagine how many times Asashoryu would've done it.
no talent no skillz noobs on 4chan these days can't even link to a video right let alone download it and convert it to webm, what ever happened to the hackers on steroids meme?
>>259507 Because that would be an awful lot of work to pull off when everyone knows it's still Isegahama and Teru will be back at the helm before too long.
>>259511 >before too long. it'll be years, teru has to work his way back up the toshiyori rankings and promotions in that sphere are slow going, especially for those who've suffered demotions, he could easily stay on the bottom rung for a decade
The Chris video only made glancing reference to the fact that Hakunofuji has now rapidly destroyed the careers of both of the mong zunas he has served under
>>259533 Hakuoho's testimony to the JSA was key in terms of establishing Hakuho's neglect and instigating a severe punishment for Hakuho. Furthermore the wallet involved was a gift that Hakuoho had bought for his junior so Hakuoho was emotionally motivated to testify in the way that he did
>>259534 Not long enough to beat Taiho's record. Hakuho had already started to surpass him, and Asashoryu had already spent a good chunk of 2007 and 2008 injured. Hakuho wouldn't have as many uncontested 15-0 yushos, but he still would've had a fuckton of yushos until Asashoryu finally got too injured to continue.
>>259487 There's nothing that says they can't point out a possible foul. Chiyoshoma did so just the past basho. After the match he looked at one of the judges and made a topknot grabbing motion. They did a monoii and ruled against him. The problem with Hakuho wasn't that he asked for one in the first place, it was that he refused to leave when they denied it.
https://hochi.news/articles/20260410-OHT1T51278.html Takayasu feels really healthy and he's planning to return to Ozeki. I think his yuushou is happening.
The punishment given to Teru is far more severe than whats been discussed here so far, he has lost his stable in all but name and he isn't likely to ever regain authority over it. Details here: https://www.sponichi.co.jp/sports/news/2026/04/11/articles/20260411s00005000231000c.html
>>259596 Lost is a bit too strong word; the other oyakatas will just randomly inspect the heya and have the same weight on the training and decisions as Teru. He may not get his rank back any time soon though. I'm more confused on why Hakunofuji didn't get anything but some warning from Hakkaku, although per the report, this wasn't his first time being creepy around women.
>>259597 >why Hakunofuji didn't get anything but some warning from Hakkaku He a good boy. He dindu nuffin. He been goin' to Shinto shrines, eatin' his chanko and doin' his shiko n' shit.
>>259597 Because he wasn’t acting “creepy. The 20 year old hoochie that the boomer supporter brought with him was enjoying the attention and pissed off the guy who helps pay for the rice. Terunofuji saw his meal ticket walking out the door and overacted like the low class mong he is.
>>259484 I always wondered why wrestlers don't develop a real hook. Obviously they can't punch but an open palm strike is nothing to sneeze at especially if they put their weight into it.
>>259618 They just don't appreciate real strength training. I remember hearing Harumafuji talk about making Ozeki and going for a meal with a top Mongolian wrestler who asked him about his bench press. 'ruma said it was about 80kg, at which point the Mongol burst into laughter and told him to double it. Go look at some pictures of Harumafuji after he made Yokozuna, dude's chest was crazy for a fatso.
>>259620 Kisenosato was doing it on purpose. Stop posting on 4chan Onosato, nobody believes your bullshit.
11 day single elimination sumo tournament including all the wrestlers on the banzuke. first round is the koga tier ones below about 400th position on the banzuke competing to see who makes it into the 512 bracket. either that or they fill out the bracket to 1028 by allowing amateurs &/or retirees in
>>259622 >They just don't appreciate real strength training I can believe this. Given that sumo is a very strict to its traditions and most of the stablemasters are stubborn old fucks, I can see them thinking that things a regular modern athlete does as unnecessary. Total "get off of my lawn" type vibe.
>>259618 Because going full "harite the opponent until he drops from concussion" guarantees that other wrestlers will start dameoshing and doing the same to you. They can take it for one day, but can you for all the fifteen?
>Nobody knows who the fuck is running Isegahama anymore >Haku banned from drinking at patron events >Hakkaku finally has a Mong >Fuji bitch slapped Atami and he'd fucking do it again
>>259754 Try a little bit harder CIA, ruining this website for everyone has gotta at least have you earning your pay with more effortful posts than this
the quality of a yokozuna's meme ceremony is reflection of that yokozuna's performance inside the ring, not the other way around. theres no kwab 0 yusho yokozunas like horseryu who have a good meme entry, you gotta win about 20 before your dohyo meme impresses anyone
>>259773 Shout out to that black stool on the left hand side; you da real MVP of Futagoyama stable. Honestly surprised someone like Denuma or Nabatame haven't destroyed it yet.
>>259797 If Kisenosato's tutelage leads to Onosato's career getting cut short, he should be kicked out of the JSA and have the stable given to someone else.
>>259800 His head is too small. When you look at guys like Onosato, Fujiryoga, and Kazuma, it's easy to see how huge their skull is in proportion to their body. This faggot ain't it.
>>259818 Here I got a unique example for you. https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnSumoDataRikishi/profile/3152/ He lost the weight while still in sumo before retiring to pursue body building. These pictures are reportedly a year apart, with the the obvious ones taken right before he retired.
>>259825 >>259826 They're all built like this basically, but it's hidden behind layers of fat. There was a japanese tv program or whatever showing this, but it's pretty incredible his skin basically shrunk back.
>>259828 I think ive heard there's ways to lose weight but not have terrible skin folds left over. I dont know >>259818 story but he might've gotten some surgery done and lost the weight really fast to have that much loose skin left over. Age and how long you were that big probably helps as well.
I think it would be really funny if a ceremony was put on showing off the descendants or relations of Yokozuna. You'd have guys like Hoshoryu, Zak, and Oho next to Koga.
>>259839 better to live a good short life than a long life where you accomplish nothing and nobody will remember you. these wrestlers will have their names spoken 100 years from now unlike you
>>259849 So the telos of living is to be "remembered" by people you've never met and who never knew you? And you expect that there will still be a world a hundred years from now concerned with sumo? Fascinating...
>>259856 One thing that always bothered me about the red rope: the things that are dangling from it are still white.
Also, it's nuts that after Musashimaru, the next one who to do the red rope ceremony would be Kakuryu. All the other Yokozuna left/got booted from the JSA (Yes, Akebono passed away but he left the JSA when he was still alive so even if he did make it to 60, he wouldn't get to do the ceremony).
>>259863 Actually, it may be. Hakuho left in a bit of a ruckus, but he wasn't fired. Also, Harumafuji was allowed to serve as Asahifuji's sword-bearer long after he was booted. I suspect there'll be room for reconciliation.
>>259867 >Hakuho left in a bit of a ruckus That's an understatement. Dude has burnt way too many bridges and keeps trying to change sumo from the outside. Sure, the makeup at the top of the JSA will be different by the time he hits 60 but there will surely be detractors. >Harumafuji was allowed to serve as Asahifuji's sword-bearer long after he was booted Yeah but I imagine that went through because Asahifuji requested it, not because they were cool with Harumafuji being involved. Asahifuji was a influential figure at the JSA so he most likely knew what strings to pull to get it to happen. When Harumafuji turns 60, who's gonna be the influential figure near the top of the JSA to pull the strings on his behalf?
>>259870 Like, the only way I'll believe any of the Yokozuna between Musashimaru and Kakuryu will do the red rope ceremony is if Takanohana gets to do it. If they let Takanohana do it then it's a green light for everyone else.
>>259871 >If they let Takanohana do it then it's a green light for everyone else Uncle turns 60 in 2040. Please based Chairman Hoshoryu let him do it it would be so fucking funny.
>Hosh, Sato >Zak, Dan, Kiri >Atami, WTK >Papa, Kotosh*ho
Anyone who thinks the Sanyaku will be anything but this is smoking crack. Kiri extending Sanyaku gives everyone in Makuuchi an automatic -0.5 ranks, putting WTK mathmatically at S1w and Takayasu at K1e. Kotosh*ho gets his pity Kobusubi debut because there's nobody else.
>Kouga suddenly doing better in "new" futagoslop and beating stablemates he usually never does This is especially funny because this video was shot like two months ago, so we already know he went 3-4 at the bottom of jonidan shortly after like he always does.
>>259928 His keiko is a massive time waster, he isn't like Abi who put on the same show but efficiently, Kotobitcho takes forever. The Mike Harbaugh of sumo
I want to believe Atamin is ozeki material. I think people underestimate Kotoshoho as well. Looking back in 2024 he was always capable of strong sumo. His 2025 yuushou was earned.
Niggatame bros are you ready for May? It's time for a makushita yusho and a trip to juryo. Once his body starts moving the way he wants it's game over for all these makushitters.
>>259937 >fish lips we'll see he got lucky now in march with crippled dan, barely had to fight any sanyaku and henka'd the last win for his kanto sho. I expect a 7-8 at best from him in May
>>259937 >I think people underestimate Kotoshoho as well No, they really don't. He made his Makuuchi debut in July 2020 and is yet to KK in the joi. A Komusubi who's never had a winning record in the joi is embarrassing. That's Oshoma tier.
https://www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/2026/04/14/8030112/ >President Volodymyr Zelenskyy has stated that military-age men who have left the country – some of whom left unlawfully – should return to Ukraine
uhhhh danbros??? whats the kimarite to counter temu drones???
>>259985 Least surprising injury in the history of sumo. We all joked that he was gonna get himself snapped in half and it happened. Would suck if this basically ended his career.
>YDC exists because promotion isn't simply a rubber stamp granted for numerical wins >every mongolian yokozuna has had trash hinkaku and brought great shame upon Sumo What is even the point of these boomers if they don't do anything to preserve tradition.
>>260029 >you're gay if you notice women's sumo is a joke Maybe that made sense in your head. >>260030 >fantasy Interesting cope but no, the hakuho cup is real. The lol makes it obvious you're mad btw
>"I wanted a ring name that I would want to say. I wanted a simple and cool name." He is an anime fan and also took inspiration from "Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba." It is a name that is also used in the techniques of the character Agatsuma Zenitsu, and he decided on it because "it sounds good."
>>259985 A cervical disc herniation occurs when the soft, gel-like center of a neck disc leaks through a tear in its outer ring, often pressing on nerves or the spinal cord. Symptoms include radiating arm pain, neck pain, numbness, and muscle weakness. Most cases improve with non-surgical treatments—like physical therapy, medication, or injections—within 4–6 weeks, though severe cases may require surgery.
Honestly could be worse (unless he gets surgery then it is worse)