There are no girls on the interwebs

You'll find a way. Just have to dig deeper.

Irmão eu nem tento eu só espero está desesperado? Diria a você para ter um princípio forte na vida e depois pensar em ter uma mulher. Mulheres são muitas mas quando você tem que forçar qualquer coisa nunca vai dar certo tem que ser natural. Coloque uma meta alta para a mulher que você quer qualidades e personalidades e tem que agir como você não fosse desesperado assim vai conseguir várias mulheres.

>>34282789
SPEAK ENGLISH YOU FUCKING NIGGER

It's the fucking internet, you have zero visual or audio cues, all you have is a bunch of text and perhaps one common thread - whoever you're picturing is likely something entirely different to what they actually are, and likely much more idealized

IRL is better since you can immediately deduce shit from someone's appearance and behaviour in a matter of seconds whereas on the internet you are pussy-footing for months and even years and may never really know what someone is really like til you meet them IRL

Internet is romanticized, but wholly ineffective. If someone is substituting a large portion of their IRL with virtual internet fakeshit then they're already probably a loser hence there is that sample selection bias in the first place where internet-dwellers are lower tier/quality anyway

However mainstream has massively shifted to online anyway, so... It's just normie central everywhere nowadays, finding a statistically rare human was always rare anyway, online or offline

>>34282798
Google:
Irmão eu nem tento eu only hope you are desperate? I would say to you to have a strong principle in life and to think about it as a woman. Women are very much more when you feel that forcing anything is never going to be certain than being natural. Set a high goal for a woman who wants qualities and personalities and has something that acts like you is not desperate to get several women.

>>34282858
real ass nigga... you got a candy ass?

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>>34282771
I don't want to promote MGTOW, these guys are retarded, but here's a question:

Why do you need a girlfriend?

>>34282859
lmao @ that translation
Trillion dollar company right there.
The lack of punctuation makes it really hard to translate without a human touch, so let me do this:
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Bro, i don't even try, I'll just wait. Are you desperate? I'll tell you: it's better to have strong principles before you're thinking about a girlfriend.
Women are plentiful. However, if you have to force anything it won't ever work. It has to be natural.

Set high expectations for the woman you want to be with, delineating personality & traits you find adequate and don't act like a desperate man.
Just then, you'll be able to win over a lot of women.
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Now, here's my critique nobody asked: this advice is all over the place and feels like a cardboard cutout.
"Natural" is usually fine, except when it isn't.
That said - i must ask OP, why exactly do you want a girlfriend?
Believe-you-me, i'm not against the idea, but i have to wonder your motives.

>>34282955
Oh I should have known it was Portuguese when I saw the eu instead of tu. This was my bad. Your language is so similar to spanish that google translated it as terrible spanish. I like Portuguese. I was just saying that's what happened.

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>>34283005
Don't worry about it, people get this wrong all the time.
I also know spanish and italian. And sometimes i see "gringos" imitating spanish with an italian accent. It's kinda funny.

>>34282907
>real ass nigga... you got a candy ass?
O_o

>>34282771
I'm assuming you don't want ones with BMI 35+ and bastards in tow because there's plenty of those, believe you me.

>>34283435
I do... want those... but EVEN THEY... were too fucking picky and wanted CHAD

BELIEVE ME DUDE... I AM NOT FUCKING PICKY

>>34283460
you do realize chad has a bigger size than someone in 3rd grade...

from what is being said you look like her little bro when he was 6 down there

>>34283537
Just so you know, she was easy to trick and lie to about you. She's fat and ugly now. Easy choice to cheat on. Enjoy.

whatever. fuck off

all I know is in my heart and in what I experience. I still have faith in her despite your lies about us colton

>I've been trying
What have you tried exactly? Which dating sites did you create an account on? How many girls have you messaged in the last year?

Hey man, i met the love of my life on a video game, she lives across the continent. ive met up with her in person 2 times so far and if all is well, she will be my wife within the next 2 years. more than 80% of online relationships fail, it’s really hard and i wouldn’t recommend it to anyone. But in this world we aren’t always the ones in control of that, try meeting someone in person but if you absolutely cant bc you’re a fat stinky chud or whatever, just play a game or join a group thats somewhat normal, like coin collecting or music or smthn, best of luck

>>34282771
WHY???!!!!!!

>>34285800
HE'S MY SON...

not gonna lie i think youre cute

>>34287618
That's Canadian YouTuber Linus Sebastian AKA "Linus Tech Tips"

If he makes your pussy wet you're more than welcome to check out his videos here
https://www.youtube.com/linustechtips

Must warn you though... he is married :3

>>34287121
FLYNN LIVES

>>34282771
Because the internet is full of catfishes

>>34290535
Fuck

>>34288814
AM I STILL TO CREATE THE PERFECT SYSTEM?!

>>34291603
Yeah

>>34290535
Attempts to gaslight away from what actually happened.

>>34292709
THE CYCLES HAVEN'T BEEN TOO KIND HAVE THEY?!

Bro I ended up meeting the cutest girl on here, and guess what? It ended messy. Everyone on here has problems and it’s gonna show up when the honeymoon phase ends / conflict arises. I’m not just talking about her either. We all do

>>34293304
Nah, you don't look too bad.

>>34293340
Speak for yourself, nigga. I am a shining beacon of light and perfection! ^_^

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>>34282771
Do sport you need biceps

>>34293393
I DID EVERYTHING... EVERYTHING YOU EVER ASKED

>>34293888
I know you did.

>>34294063
I EXECUTED THE PLAN

>>34295240
As you saw it.

>>34295424
YOU... YOU PROMISED THAT WE WOULD CHANGE THE WORLD TOGETHER... YOU BROKE YOUR PROMISE

>>34295440
I know. I understand that now.

>>34282771
>Why is finding a girlfriend on the internet so hard?
It's basically impossible at this point. Especially for someone with your level of ick.

>>34296294
What exactly is my level of ick?

>>34282771
you`re unremarkable physically, everyone is, this is just how pictures work, get good at online dating instead.

>>34282771
Internet girlfriends after ur 18 don't exist, when I was 16 and 15 I had hella girls but now not only is it hard due to insane standards but also they won't do it over the screen nigga they've definitely had previous experiences and to actually date her you'd have to do more than sending her love Instagram reels and pics of ur 3'2 inch dick

>>34296564
3.6 inch dick :)

>>34296272
Then message directly

>>34296272
I TOOK THE SYSTEM TO IT'S MAXIMUM POTENTIAL

>>34296637
I CREATED THE PERFECT SYSTEM

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>>34282771
Women are so fucking retarded, boring, vapid, selfish and shallow it's unreal. I wish they weren't attractive because I'd never think about women again. They're literally just there to attract, trap and drain men and man's talent, skills and time.

>>34296823
Literally?

>>34296823
if you crash your estrogen low enough with aromatase inhibitors, you dont have to wish anymore, kek.

>>34296809
The thing about perfection is that it's unknowable. It's impossible but it's also right in front of us all the time. You wouldn't know that because I didn't when I created you.

>>34282771
>I've been trying for years with no luck
Have you tried changing your approach and methods?
What have you learned over the years?
How have you improved yourself?

Also, be aware that Tinder and most dating apps are designed to, after the initial phase, perpetuate searching for a partner, not finding one.

>>34301621
Even Hinge?

>>34282771
There's very little possibility of lowering the woman's anxiety while online. In real life interactions, she might be attracted to you and like your vibe so there the odds of things working are higher.

>>34296823
>Women are so fucking retarded, boring, vapid, selfish and shallow it's unreal.
Cannot duplicate issue on my end. I suspect that it is user error.

>>34301826
they need to you to have poor results, get desperate and pay for a better profile to make money.
hinge's director of relationship science runs a side hustle as a dating coach, plus admitted to beta buxxing her husband.

>>34301826
Any app that get its money from people looking for partners lacks incentive to have them stop looking.
Matchmakers get paid for results.
Those apps get paid for continuous failure.

>>34302193
>>34302208
Fuck

>>34283460
>I AM NOT FUCKING PICKY

Yes, you ooze desperation. And on top of that you are ruimmaging around the landfill of dating, the internet. Where all the desperate losers, creeps crazies fatties and single moms congregate.
No idea what makes you so desperate, but fix it. And stop coping through the internet, women are met outside.

Text is the worst form of communication

>>34282858
Thank you for being a real nigga. Internet stuff is gay af

>>34282771
play valorant with an anime boy profile picture and talk like this

https://youtu.be/cniBZPJobX8?t=2166

warning you might contract aids from being this gay

>>34301826
I know people who found long term relationships and even marriage off of Hinge, but there was one commonality across all of them.
Both partners met each other within like the first 2 weeks of being on the app, deleted the app, then stayed together through thick and thin, resisting the urge to break up and start looking again.
These apps help you meet people, but they turn people into a commodity. If you're a woman or a decent-looking guy with a decent job, you can basically keep swiping and meeting new people forever.
The problem is a profile and some texts tell you maybe 1% of what a person is like. You get a highly curated, idealized view, and that ideal rarely holds up past the first few dates. The question then is do you try to make it work with that person as an actual human being, or do you go back to the app to find the next idealized stranger?
These apps sell an endless treadmill of romantic fantasy. In an increasingly secular world, people don't seek transcendent experience through the divine, they seek it through an idealized form of romantic love. The problem is that people are human, imperfect, and fallible. Eventually that illusion will break. The question then is do you accept the human in front of you, or do you go back to chasing the divine feminine/masculine in the next mysterious stranger?