I'd try my best to spend at least half of that week traveling to somewhere I've always wanted to see, assuming I wasn't bedridden.

>>34299614
I'd write, and write, and write. I'd make voice memos, entire recordings of hours upon hours of my thoughts, memories, wishes, beliefs, lessons and experiences. Pictures and videos, as much of those as I could churn out too. Then I'd leave it all for my newborn baby to have to remember me by, so I can at least try to be a parent from beyond the grave.

>>34299614
Lost me at "nothing illegal". I wanna trip balls.

>>34299614
>nothing illegal
hardmode huh

>>34299614
consume 10k calories every meal at a buffet after a 3 hour bone breaking thai massage rinse and repeat for 7 days

>>34299614
>quit work
>tell everyone who needs to know
>finish thoroughly clean my room and organize every account and password I've made
>ask to be alone, buy a vape/cigs
>order pizza, monsters and tylenols
>play MGS4

I couldn't care less. Can you reduce it to a day?

>>34299614
declare to my crush, hopefully go on a food coma date with her and do everything normal couples do or just die alone like the pathetic street dog I am

>>34299614
Dildoing my asshole.

>>34301085
You could just confess to her right now...

>>34301089
and risk going back into depression? at least I can keep her as a friend for now
Can't believe I fell into this trap...

>>34299614
I'd rape a few bitches, do hard drugs, maybe kill a person to see how it feels.

>>34299614
Make a will
Make a contract form of will

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>>34299614
Make arrangements to be cryopreserved. The odds it works are more than 0, and if I'm going to be dead anyway, there's not much of a downside. If I actually do get reanimated, there's a good chance the far future will be far better than the present.

>>34300971
>finish thoroughly clean my room and organize every account and password I've made
Why the fuck would you want to spend your last days cleaning shit?

Same thing I do usually. Lay around and not give a shit.

>>34301097
If she's your friend don't even bother dog. Ain't happening. Relationships don't work that way. That's Hollywood bs. You either start a relationship framed as a friendship or a romance, and from there it's set in stone. You cannot turn a romance into a friendship, and you cannot turn a friendship into a romance.

I wouldn't confess because the answer is 100% no and you will get depressed. She sees you as a friend and nothing more. Instead, just accept this and move on. Go to the gym, get a 6 pack, and either find a gf on a dating app if youre socially awkward, or ask out some hotty you see in public somewhere if you can handle that.

God speed brother. Don't cope, don't rationalize don't wate time ruminating on your "friend". I just wasted like 3 years figuring this basic shit out that most socially capable guys probably realize in like third grade. I simped for some chick who isn't even that hot honestly for 2 1/2 yesrs. Fucked me up beyond belief and I'm only now learning what a healthy, real relationship looks like with my first gf. When you actually get a gf (and you will) you will look back and wish you could have back every waking moment you wasted in a fake friendship with a girl you only wanted to fuck.

Drop this bitch. Tell your gay heart to shut the fuck up, and just grind like a mother fucker doing exactly what I said, and you will get a girlfriend who loves you.

The only positive thing that could come from the girl you are talking to, is that when she rejects you (guarunteed outcome) you will finally get the balls to say FUCK this shit and start pumping iron in an unceasing vengeful rage like a mother fucking beast.

>>34301533
Less hassle for the folks but moreso peace of mind for them. Like if I won a $50k lotto out of nowhere they would scream at me if I did not buy a car even though I like taking the bus

>>34301097
BETTER TO BE DEPRESSED WITH CLOSURE THAN PERPETUALLY DEPRESSED WONDERING WHAT COULDVE BEEN.

YOU DEAD EITHER WAY PUSSY, NUT UP OR SHUT UP. GO ASK THE BITCH.

>>34299614
Drugs, food, say bye to family.
Maybe some incredibly reckless fun adventures.

confess my feelings to my bpd crush and cuddle with her for a week straight knowing i won't be around for when it all goes wrong

>>34299614
Spend time with my wife and our dog, talk to family and friends, arrange my funeral as something where people can celebrate the man I was instead of mourning the corpse I will be at the time, and watch the stars a couple more times before I go. I'd like to cook some nice meals, write down my recipes so my wife can still have "my" cooking, have a good stiff drink and hold my family close for as long as I'm able.

I only hope I know when my time comes.

>>34301097
Dude how can you even care to have a female friend, this is so cucked

>>34303869
The untermensch will take the scraps