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How to get over having weird and uneven boobs?

I am naturally thin / petite and have seen some women who have literal anime boobs that look perfect and it makes me feel so wrong and out of place.
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>>34300611
>I am naturally thin / petite
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>>34300614
Petite women exist
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Padding
Asymmetrical clothes
Gathered fabric
Makeup
Breastfeeding
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>>34300611
All boobs are slightly uneven, but not too much. You don't notice this because you're straight, btw.
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>>34300611
90% of women have asymetrical boobs, in some cases a full cup size different.
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>>34300611
>How to get over having weird and uneven boobs?
Surgery.
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>>34300611
>How to get over having weird and uneven boobs?
By accepting that's what you have, but just drop the 'weird' descriptor out of your language. You have uneven boobs, that's all. There's no need to add the word 'weird' in there because it's self-damaging, but more importantly it's a lie.
It's a lie because 'weird' implies not normal. Something that isn't the norm, something abnormal. Uneven tits are the majority, and is normal. That's just reality.

Technically, the symmetric boobs are the abnormal tits, since they're less common to happen naturally. But the reason why we don't call it weird and instead fawn over it as physical beauty is because humans are suckers for symmetry, always have been. What people call beauty is actually just basic symmetry at play. I don't know why humans love this so much but it is what it is.
Just let yourself have uneven boobs, it's not weird. If your main worry is attractiveness or sex appeal, understand there's many men who are attracted to uneven boobs because they don't see unevenness, they just see boobs.
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>>34300611
Do boob exercises. If you're still young, see a doctor(not surgery)
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>>34300611
You can marry me. I have weird and uneven dick.
With all respect, I think we are perfect match, and this thread is sign of destiny.
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>>34300611
Stop being hypersensitive about it. My wife swears she has uneven boobs but I've never been able to tell, not even after 28 years of marriage, I have no idea which one is bigger.
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>>34300611
Has a guy ever seen them before?
I'm a man and have a hard time imagining any man who isn't gay and gives even half a shit about you being upset that upon seeing your bare tits, he notices they're a bit lopsided.
They're boobs. Who cares
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>>34300611
What the eyebrows doin?
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>>34300903
>90% of women have asymetrical boobs, in some cases a full cup size different.

Wait is this true? Back when I used to look at pics/vids of naked women on the internet I never noticed this

>>34300611 Anyways get surgery if its taking an emotional toll on you
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>>34303306
https://www.missmary.co.uk/gb/blog/my-breasts-are-different-sizes-how-do-i-find-right-bra

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