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I am an autistic Nintendo manchild trapped in the body of a good looking normie. I have a wife who is pregnant, I have never had a hard time with women because thankfully I am a handsome guy with a pretty big dick. At least I think that's the only reason my wife loves me, but she is genuinely irritated at times by how strong my Nintendism is. I have owned or still own every single Mario, Pokemon and Zelda game (the holy triumvirate of Nintendo) as well as every console, played thousands of games etc. My love for games is so deep I still cry tears of joy while watching trailers or playing Nintendo games. Like Zelda and Pokemon trailers I will just uncontrollably start crying while smiling.

Now that I am going to be a father, I have to man up. How do I finally cure myself of Nintendo autism? I at least want to tone down my autism and be less of a manchild, if only for my child's sake.
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Just be yourself and keep moving forward.
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>>34300672
>keep moving forward

uh, okay bro
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Toss your games out.
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>>34300665
niggas that larp as autistic because its quirky now kill me brah, you aint autistic man you have HOBBIES
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>>34300683
no bro I'm actually autistic. diagnosed as a kid. I didn't have any luck with women until I got swole in my 20s and realized I had a big dick. Actually had tons of girls come on to me through high school and college but my complete social retardation and obsession with anime and vidya scared them away.
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>>34300665
Hey autist bro, I'm an adhd bro. Congratulations on becoming a father, I just became one too. I don't think you should give up your passion for videogames at all. It's part of who you are, and it's because of this that it makes you everything you are. And that means it contributed to your personality in some way, which is what your wife fell in love with.
Do not try to suddenly change yourself, be who you are and as you are. Keep the Nintendo hobby and videogames. It also can make you a good parent, since it'd give you things to share with or outright give your children to enjoy.

Also one last thing autist bro sometimes people with autism do that thing where they misinterpret social obstacles because they only see things in face value. So for example maybe your wife isn't irritated that you enjoy Nintendo. Nah she just gets annoyed when you don't put down the controller to help with chores lol

So just get good at doing chores and work first before playing Vidya. This will help you build an example for the kids as well.

Good luck and congrats bro.
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>>34300665
Damn he got the life on easy modo except man version
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>>34300665
Just make sure to give your wife and child the time they want, and if you're gaming find a way to do it as a family. Lucky for you Nintendo is pretty exceptional at that.
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>>34300712
Congrats to you too! How does the early parenthood look for you? And how does it look like for your s/o?
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>>34301308
Haha right now it's a nightmare, lots of screaming and crying and screaming and sleepless nights. Woken up at any time, any time. 1am 3am 5am whenever, baby shits baby cries baby screams. Baby get hungry baby wake up baby screams baby cries. It's like that 24/7 at first and it's very difficult.

But by God the baby is a little angel and the joy you feel when they are at peace asleep on your chest, it's a good feeling that makes it worth it. My s/o has autism too, she is taking it very hard. Because sensory sensitivity yknow? The screaming and crying is x5 more intense and harder on her than me.

I strongly suggest you buy noise cancelling headphones a blindfold and a weighted blanket to survive. You will need to protect your sensory mental bucket like it's gold if you are to keep yourself sane lol

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