have you tried not being fat?

>>34301289
I'm /fit/

>>34301227
>>shit straight in the water
Yes. You should be shitting *in* the toilet and not on it. Barring explosive diarrhea.

>but dick hits the toilet
Similarly, your dick should be tucked into the toilet in front of you. It is entirely possible for almost all human beings to urinate and defecate into a toilet simultaneously.

For additional advice, consult any number of potty training books.
Happy to help.

>>34301614
my dick is inside the toilet however

>>34301628
Then what's the issue? The top of it brushing against the seat or rim?
Tuck it down with your hand and keep your hand there if necessary.

>>34301679
My dick hits the bowl inside the toilet

>>34301687
Tuck it back with your hand and keep your hand holding it there.

>>34301687
And your toilet should be clean, so this isn't an issue

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>>34301837
ok toiletballs

>>34301227
It's the bowl that's too small. I have the exact same issue with one toilet bowl in one bathroom while in the other in my house there isn't

>>34301227
you use a toilet?

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I feel you.
If only there was an invention that's more hygienic and healthier, and doesn't require your skin to touch germ covered seat and use water to clean your ass instead of paper.

>>34302061
>target clean bathrooms

Babby mode. I shat in some truly gnarly jungle and desert toilets, more hole than loo, and walked away spotless. With ethe squat , anything is possible.

>>34302061
sorry, I don't live in the third world