>>34304913
>"Do I get free pizza for lunch breaks?"
>"Can I deliver pizza to my own house? If so if I pay myself for the pizza, do I get to keep the money paid to myself?"
>"If someone orders a plain pizza with no cheese and no tomato sauce, only a swastika made of pepperoni, am I allowed to fulfill the order?"
>"Should I arm myself and engage in combat against any employee of Dominoes Pizza? Do we have scheduled gang fights?"
>"Will there be a sequel to Pizza hut? Pizza house? Pizza hotel?"
>"Are there any big booty Latinas working here who can sit on my pizza upon request?"
>"If the moon hits my eye like a big pizza pie, will I go blind?"

>>34304913
Do you watch football?

Pizza Hut? What are you, a faggot?
Nah, work at Domino's. The pizza is 10x better and they actually pay you more per tip.

Ask them about career progression and then immediately yell NIGGER BITCH whatever the say

>>34304933
>"If the moon hits my eye like a big pizza pie, will I go blind?"
This is way funnier to me than it should be.

>>34304957
Dominoes shill detected

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>>34304933
>>34305437
same, audibly chuckled. gj anon.

>6 years

>>34304913
Do we get to eat everything we drop on the floor?

>>34304913
Good luck for the interview Anon, hope wages are good.