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>Jocks
>Bullies
>Nerds
>Elites
>Blacks
Pick your Hogwarts house, toga

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Second for blonde girls!

Fuck moids!

>>34425070
I'm trapped inside my own head, I can only watch as someone else controls my body

>>34425077
Hallo
>>34425079
Imma go goth
>>34425081
>Fuck moids
At mine or yours?

love small breasted women

>>34425080
Epic fail

>>34425079
Das me in the wicca club, except I have elite cheerleader figure.

These threads are a compelling argument for why autism should be cured.

>>34425080
blondes deserve nothing but pain and misery

>>34425079
I want to create a friend group with a member from each house and go on adventures and investigate murders

What are two really bad qualities about yourself that you wish you could change?
What are you solid qualities you're happy with?

>>34425092
True!

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>>34425081
>Fuck moids!
What have you done, femanon

>>34425079
I see everyone pretending that this guy can make characters but I have yet to see him tell an actual story.

>>34425092
this thread is full of neurotic semi-normalfags that are just losers, if anything the faggotry in /atoga/ is a vindication of autists

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Im a machine that turns the concept of seeing italian women into an increased heartrate and the feeling of desire

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>>34425091
Daddy issues it is!

>>34425099
I wish I matured faster developmentally, and also that my body was perfect and golden. I think I have a lots of good mental qualities.

>>34425099
>Bad qualities
I assume nobody likes me by default no matter how hard I try to convince myself that's not true, and when I find someone who I think might actually care I get attached extremely quickly and it pushes them away.
>Good qualities
I'm open to new experiences as long as they don't involve people, and somehow I'm really good at small talk and surface level conversations so I blend in just fine when I'm forced to be social. I'm also really proud of my overhead press.

>>34425113
I honestly thought you were a teenager from all your posts. Not some 30 year old.

>>34425104
You don't have to be a good storyteller to create good character concepts, but he does make some stories with them

Wish I could have sex, but alas...

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I’m back. I haven’t gotten approved at another website. I’m joining a couple and seeing what’s better.

Men, get on some apps and find love, do it for yourself.

I start work on Monday.

Don’t hate women.

What kind of energy makes you lose interest fast, even if someone is attractive?

>>34425120
Why

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>>34425091
>I have elite cheerleader figure
X-Ray Vision required.

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>>34425079
I was a nerdy goth

>>34425128
Lel

>>34425123
Are you like going through a divorce or sumpn? Apps suck for most men. I lose interest the more incompatible our lifestyles are and possibly how much you trigger any insecurities that I have through my perceived identity of you.

>>34425099
Riddles with trauma, every time I close my eyes I see the abyss lol.
Other than that I’m a nice and good person.

I’m visiting Spain rn and man the women here mog American woman so badly. Why did I have to marry an American woman bros?

>>34425123
>What kind of energy makes you lose interest fast, even if someone is attractive?
Caring about the wrong things.

>>34425124
You talk/act/think like one. You gave me that vibe

>>34425099
micropenis + ugly
moderately intelligent + try to be pro social if possible

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Why are women so emotional?

>>34425123
>Men, get on some apps and find love, do it for yourself.
This is a trick.

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>>34425139
Hormonal cycles, especially involving estrogen and progesterone, can affect mood variability. But this is often overstated. It doesn’t explain most day-to-day emotional behavior.

>>34425143
wtf it’s a tool

Is weight loss as a result of hopping off birth control a meme?

You are all I have these days.

Plap

>>34425146
I think so. Waterweight?

>>34425145
No, you're trying to trick the men here into getting even more demoralized.

>>34425149
The hope she gives me is pretty much all I'm left with at this point.

>>34425155
By finding a best friend to enjoy together?

>>34425145
Try making a male profile and seeing how many people match with it, no matter how hard you try.

If you're a woman, it's a useful tool.
If you're a man, it's a humiliation ritual.

Women would you date a man

>>34425162
That’s sad to hear. What do you suggest

>>34425124
You're an attention-whoring namefag, simple as

I actually did well on tinder and dating apps when I had them desu. That was years ago when I was 25ish. Now I’m 30 and I don’t think I’d do nearly as well now

>>34425137
I can be a real old man too sometimes

>>34425169
>What do you suggest
NTA but men need to get used to the idea of dying alone.

>>34425169
I suggest that you try making a male profile and seeing how few people match with it. See how many responses are three words long before they stop even replying at all.

Before we can discuss the problem, you need to understand the problem. You're not ready when it's happening to other people, you need to see it happening to you.

>>34425128
Quit jerking off itt

>>34425170
Okay so go away and live alone isolated in the dark like the amazing person you are never making any connections or memories while alive; completely indetectable, ignored, alone, unnoticed... not forgotten, because you were NEVER known.

My gf has an F cup but she has a 27 bmi. How small will they get when she reaches 23 bmi?

>>34425171
I did REALLY good with them like the first year and it just kept getting exponentially worse. I was a cute indie femboy though.

>>34425173
Why? There’s enough women for men

>>34425180
Depends on her genetics
And if they do they'll probably become saggers

>>34425176
>making any connections or memories
We don't need 4channel for that, unlike a narcissistic loser like you

>>34425182
Yeah but women and men don't like each other.

I still can't understand why moids like seeing a woman masturbating. I look disgusting while masturbating

>>34425099
>zero confidence, overly inhibited
>smart, hardworking

People who get past my first impression as a silent weirdo almost always like me, but only rarely does that actually happen. As is my life has pretty much been a waste.

>>34425183
Even if she loses slowly?

I heard there is a feedback cycle that makes men get more desperate and women get more indifferent over time, and that this dynamic can actually become the opposite in controlled studies trying to see if it was gender-psychology related or simply supply-and-demand.

>>34425189
its just nice to see a girl horny and excited, not much else to it

>>34425182
There’s not enough men for women. Males below certain attractiveness parameters don’t register as actual human beings to women

>>34425185
What's your life like? Do you come here to dunk on people because you're so awesome? That's kind of psychotic and implies you're not satisfied in spite of all the AMAZING things about you.

>>34425189
Do foids like to see men masturbating?

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>>34425123

>>34425189
I just like looking at women.

>>34425202
This

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>>34425188
They do.

Have you not seen happy couples in your life

>>34425204
I'm talking generally, most women don't like most men. That's why it's so hard to find a partner, if you're not that attractive it's almost impossible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBR3SOWWBxo

>>34425204
Fucking knew it. You're just here to laugh at our misery. You would never actually try to be understanding or sympathetic.

>>34425081
Are you queuing us up or what?

>>34425191
A little bit. Make her do chest exercises

>>34425189
what can possibly be disgusting?

>>34425195
>Do you come here to dunk on people
Only on narcs like you, making this little forum a slightly better place for the real anons

I think I heard them talking in their sleep.

>>34425215
sweating, heavy breathing, bodily fluids, smelling bad, degenerate things I'm watching/reading

>>34425221
Men like womensweat, men like womenbreathing, men like womenfluids, men like womensmell, men like women.

>>34425217
Literally, I know a woman that stopped posting here because she hates mean people like you. Seriously. I also notice you didn't describe YOUR AMAZING life that makes me seem like a loser in comparison. You wouldn't happen to be being a gatekeeping dickhead hiding in the shadows because you hate yourself, would you? Believe it or not there ARE actually people like that that post here and ruin the website for 95%+ of users.

>>34425082
It's torture right

>>34425221
>sweating, heavy breathing
hot

>bodily fluids, smelling bad
price of admission

>degenerate things I'm watching/reading
this might be gross

>>34425210
Don’t say that. I just don’t want you to give up

>>34425225
What does s stand for?

>>34425222
>>34425227
Shit, men really are disgusting

>>34425229
suomynonA

>>34425226
it's a bit more comfortable than being depressed and miserable all the time, so you know, it could be worse

>>34425228
Try it out yourself (so you can see what it's like) before you demand that we jesters keep dancing for your amusement.

I gave up a long time ago

It's really over for me

is sucking breasts seen as common or abnormal sexually

>>34425238
You wouldn't be able to pry my lips off her nipples with a crowbar

>>34425221
Do remember that men tend to watch porn, before making those statements.

>>34425240
Jesus

>>34425238
I feel like it's normal in media and abnormal irl. I've done it and there's definitely a weird freudian aspect to it if it's focused on for a while.

>>34425240
Only retards are into it, message received.

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>>34425189
I kinda get it. I also think women moaning during sex is cringe. If I ever have one, I probably won't be able to take the woman and her silly orgasmic faces and noises seriously. Maybe it's because I watched picrelated as a child.

Fuck I want to go to the bar again tonight but I don’t want my mom to think I’m a manwhore

>>34425250
why do you care about what your mom thinks?

Thanks qt
She was waiting for me to text her and now we have a second date soon

>>34425070
If virgin gal under 25(above 18obv) and big bubu, contact desu

>>34425253
Who

>>34425225
>Literally, I know a woman that stopped posting here because she hates mean people like you.
If she was a namefag, good riddance
>I also notice you didn't describe YOUR AMAZING life
I'm not doxxing myself to prove a point, but I have a degree, a job, a hobby, and a partner

rise and shine sluts, tis a new day. who up gobbling their goo?

>>34425252
Because her and my dad are the only people I have any human connection with. I’m a loser

>>34425252
NTA but why wouldn't I care what my mom thinks? I love my mom.

>>34425258
Stop messaging me. There's a blocker you can use to filter.

>>34425259
JH is gobbling mangoo at this moment in time

:( Did you know you can still be a loser despite trying really hard not to be? It's just something inherent to ones nature

>>34425228
should we wait for you getting doxxed, or you'll remove your nametag quietly before annoying too many people

>>34425258
>partner
Ohnononono this nigga gay lmaooooo

>>34425261
>>34425263

oh...well now I'm jealous :(

It's not over. I'm going to win her heart.

If I read novels will that trick women into thinking I'm smart and emotionally intelligent or have they caught on to that strategy?

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Is this normal?

>>34425275
how?

>>34425269
my parents did fuck all to prepare me for adulthood, I'm trying my best not to be a loser but I'm lost no one told me what I'm supposed to do

>>34425270
Nobody wants you here, unironically. You're a bully and dickhead. You're also a liar because nobody that is happy with their life would act like this. Genuinely leave this site and never return so that everyone can have fun. Reality would be better if you disappeared.

>>34425230
the misunderstanding here is that they imagine the perfect girl doing that, not you

>>34425269
I refuse to believe it. I’ve pulled myself out of poverty and I managed to become very good at several skills. I’m not a loser by nature. I need to get good at talking to strangers and making them my friend/fwb/gf. I’m lonely, horny, and frustrated

>>34425280
lol, apply that to yourself, sissy

>>34425277
No. It's also not real.

>>34425269
we are all losers, just depends on if you decide to love your lower life and make the most of it

>>34425276
If you can't read novels for your own enjoyment then you have nothing to offer anyone. You're just a drain that sucks people down.

>>34425277
>women dating around before commitment, men dating one at a time
pretty normal nowadays

>silence for 24 hours after sleeping together
not really, but it could mean anything

>reddit screencap
probably some kind of bot post desu

>>34425288
>If you can't read novels for your own enjoyment then you have nothing to offer anyone.
The majority of people don't read.

>>34425277
>dude sleeps with 30 year old "girl" on second date
>is shocked that she's a whore
I hate these retarded monkeys so much

>>34425287
*loser not lower, i'm dumb af and hate t9

>>34425278
I'm going to tell her everything the next time I see her.

Who need they femanonussy ate

>>34425284
You're a bully on the advice board on 4chan where people talk to the opposite gender, if you have a relationship, which I doubt, it is not a good one, and your partner does not want you here. I'm pretty sure you don't actually even have a partner though but it doesn't matter. The important thing is nobody in the world wants to talk to a person like you because of your personality so you should leave. You should actually just leave and never come back. Genuinely. This is really what you should do so everyone else can have fun.

>>34425294
The majority of people don't pretend to be readers. They have fun with their own hobbies and don't fake being someone else.

>>34425283
No, I'm a loser because no on eloves me. All my acheivments and skills mean nothing

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Women, what is it like to get tittymogged?

>>34425297
And what are you going to tell her

>>34425303
idk, what's it like to be penismogged?

>>34425284
Please genuinely just leave. Nobody wants your here. Genuinely. If you had a name everyone would dislike you. So please leave. This is not your community. These are not your people. You do not belong here.

>>34425301
I never said that I was going to fake reading novels, that's something I already do, but is it worth highlighting as a trait on a dating profile for example?

>>34425303
This looks awful, she may be bodymogging but she's fashionmogged by any other woman she meets.

>>34425306
Feels bad man.

>>34425300
>>34425307
Lmao

>>34425298
>femanonussy
Femanussy sounds better
I wish there was a more catchy word for cunnilingus, cunny doesn't work

>>34425303
I wouldn't know, especially not from someone that has her salami nipples out at her own wedding

>>34425298
>>34425312
throat cancer

>>34425284
And you know what else? I'm proud of who I am. It takes a fucking coward like you to behave the way you do when you behave like this because you aren't brave enough to be me.

>>34425315
>triple seethe
nta but you're so fucking pathetic lol

>>34425311
Sir, genuinely nobody here likes you. Please leave. You do not belong here. We would all have a better time if you left. Cool people would stay longer or even return if you left too. Please. We just want to enjoy our free time and cannot if you stay. Please leave and never return.

>>34425280
this is funny to me because you are the closest thing i have to a bestfriend / boyfriend and i unironically look forward to sharing my words and expressionism with you and cant help it that people think negatively about my thoughts, actions and mindset. but you do you, boo.

>>34425319
this is the personality equivalent of having a micropenis.

>>34425315
Shut up, anon. I'm a tough guy. Fight me. AND I am not proud of myself!

>>34425305
I like her a lot, I knew I liked her from the start, I didn't know what to do because of the distance and because I was afraid I'd overwhelm her, and I'll put in the effort on my end to see her more if that's okay with her.

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>>34425300
>>34425307
>>34425315
damn, sissy is attention-whoring like never before

>>34425320
You're so weird!

>>34425300
oh ok, so persecute me for sharing my opinions and view points annonymously in a public forum where people are asking for advice based on expierences and perspective. thats like asking for a soda from your lover, shaking it up and throwing it at their head when they give it to you

>>34425324
Hasn't she already told you how she feels

You don't know what a kind and wonderful person this femanon is that you scared away with your behavior. If you knew her, you'd be very ashamed of yourself. I won't stand for you people ruining things for someone like her. I WONT just look away.

Can I rizz a vegetarian by asking if she needs her tofussy ate?

>>34425332
Exactly! Anonymous is dead! We are s! Our victory is inevitable!

>>34425335
Stop larping as me. This is serious. Is everything a joke to you?

Q was the first. We are the alphabet people.

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Listen here little femanons. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking about you hurting

Shalom

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>>34425340
I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF YOU BULLIES

>>34425340
I bet he's hot now

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tfw when no sonic autist gf

>>34425342
Yep, this is what namefaggotry eventually does to you

Men, stop being unhappy. We could all choose to be happy if we wanted. What's wrong with you?

I think the reason why I have a mommy kink is because I never experienced motherly love

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>>34425352
Not again

>>34425338
not going to lie.. after being mentally, verbally and emotionally abused for years.. physically beaten.. raped and so much more - it has jaded me, strengthened me, turned my exterior into a tough shell to protect my soft natured, kind and generous heart. nothing can take back all the shitty shit that has happened to me or people have done to me, but i have used my experiences to shape myself into someone who can be strong.

>>34425352
there is nothing to be happy about since she left me

>>34425347
I actually know a girl irl who's really into sonic. I suspect she has tism

>>34425340
>>34425341
You're on the wrong side of history. Educate yourself.

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>>34425353
Sorry friend :*(

>>34425319
Lol

>>34425348
namefag this dick.
so lame.
we are all anonymous.

>>34425356
I choose to believe you, and I hope life only gets better for you.

>>34425353
It's in fact because you were spoiled too much and as a result of that you ended up feeling entitled to always get exactly what you want and that ended with you resenting your mom for not being perfect and daring to be human.

>>34425360
I was talking to a girl that was into sonic but she ghosted me (at least I think so) I don't know any girl that likes sonic irl

>>34425353
ditto. and i was abandoned by my father.. what does that make me?

>>34425365
>we are all anonymous.
no, it's just you, loser

>>34425368
Oh

>>34425330
Not yet. And if I tell her everything, and she tells me what I don't want to hear, so be it. But I have to try.

>>34425364
That's right. I said sir instead of anon. Words have power. The keyboard is mightier than the intercontinental ballistic missile.

>>34425367
spoiled? my mom neglected me my entire childhood
>>34425370
I had a shitty father as well, I don't know what that makes you though

>>34425371
Anons. Kill us both. It's the only way.

And just for the record, that post you were all laughing at wasn't written by me. So you all got fooled, okay?

Shut the fuck up already damn

>>34425373
I expected nothing and I was still disappointed

>>34425379
No, I wrote that for mlady's honor. But also this site gets too toxic and like it's not good.

>>34425363
it is what it is, I guess

>>34425366
its hard to envision anything good happening. i'm still constantly met with roadblocks and tribulations. life it hard and it's winning, i lose.
how to keep a positive mindset?

>>34425377
>neglected
Honey, she had to work and do everything herself because your dad was a lazy piece of shit. You're comparing her to a sahm with a lovely husband and a peaceful life with a gardener and possibly a cleaning lady. She didn't neglect you, she was exhausted.

Who remembers Sarah Gadon schizo?

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>>34425379
Sure

>>34425368
i do. saw a killer sonic cosplay that made me cream. something i would like to explore

>>34425390
I do. Remember Vossy?

>>34425390
he's still around, he just moved on to sabrina carpenter and that other blonde he keeps spamming

Sir, you don't understand, this femanon is an angel and you made this place unusable for her. You're a monster and I hope you get what you deserve one day.

>>34425389
that's not even close to what happened, you know what? fuck you

>>34425393
Vossy. Sounds like new age water boy. Is that the mascot for the water tent at coachella

>>34425397
Thats exactly what happened, be honest for once in your life.

>>34425390
Did they post here? I saw them on /tv/.

>>34425396
She's like pretty nice and empathetic but troubled because of her origin story.

>>34425392
did you talk to her? you should

>>34425387
There's little I can say without knowing your situation. Focus on the little things. You can't wake up tomorrow and suddenly be living a good life, but you can wake up tomorrow better than you woke up today. You can wake up tomorrow healthier if you took care of yourself today. You can wake up tomorrow a better musician or artist or foreign linguist if you practiced today. You can wake up tomorrow prouder of yourself if you got the exercise or worked on that long-term project you were supposed to today. Each small improvement in your life is only a paper cut against the great looming darkness, but a thousand paper cuts will take it down and let the light in, maybe.

Is there anything small that you'd like to change?

>>34425399
that is not what happened, my dad was the one that worked all day.

>>34425398
He posted a comfy picture of a guy in a warzone of apocalypse, and said that the mods will never stop him, and that emotions besides anger are useless and gay.

This chick looks spooky af
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pYVCFbJ2G3w

>>34425405
I got too nervous and didn't think they would be interested in me. We did have matching rings so that would have been a great convo starter.

>>34425410
Apparently not well paid enough for your mom to have a chill life and be able to be the mom you needed her to be. He should have done better. This is why women need to be very careful who they have kids with, the kids will blame them later if they were too stressed to read them seven bedtime stories every night and whine to their therapist about how they never loved them and neglected them.

>>34425374
So this will all be out of no where?

>>34425418
>He should have done better. This is why women need to be very careful who they have kids with
I agree with this
>the kids will blame them later if they were too stressed to read them seven bedtime stories every night
anon I just wanted a hug every once in a while

>>34425408
I always want to be kinder, I want to learn a new electronic hobby and have talked to someone in the field I would like to be in.. so thats a start. I would like to become physically stronger.. like work out and lift weights. Mostly dumb things to distract my mind and make me healthier physically and mentally

>>34425422
You'd have hissed at her if she had tried to hug you.

>>34425415
man that sucks but I get it, I would be anxious too

>>34425412
I feel perpetually angry and as of late- have been attempting to utilize those emotions and transform them into positivity and determination

>>34425426
why are you being so mean to me?

Hey I had kind of a fucking insane situation happen this week. Basically:
>Think girl is very hot and I like her personality
>know her mildly, worked on a project with her in a class
>ask her out because hey why not
>she says no
>okay cool
>gets really icy with me irl after, i guess she just doesnt like the awkwardness now
>need to coordinate with her over other stuff
>reach out "hey I hope everythings okay, do you have [details I need]? thanks!"
>she responds in a few minutes with a whole ass paragraph about how insulted and rude she thought it was that I wanted to ask her out, and how it's "aggressive" for "people like you" to ask "people like me" and how it made her sick that I apparently had the audacity to "come onto her"
>all I had asked was if she wanted to fucking hang out and get coffee at the new shop that opened in our city
I'm trying really hard not to feel hurt but holy fuck that was some actual blackpill incel narrative level shit. She was NEVER this mean or rude at any point knowing or working with her before now. Like a total switch up. Has anyone else ever been through something like this?

>>34425429
The celebrated author Neil Gaiman(pronounced Gay-Man) is known for positively promoting the utility of anger in stark contrast to his otherwise melancholic & s-0-y themes.

>>34425431
You know I'm right, your mom does love you and she didn't neglect you, you just feel like you have a right to demand of her to be perfectly what you want her to be at all times because you watched too many tiktoks about so called toxic/abusive/neglectful moms aka normal moms trying their best with what they have/had.

>>34425435
He's cancelled, sis.

>>34425424
What field would you like to get into?

Have you been fit before or would this be your first time getting into fitness? The gym is great but you can start right now just doing push-ups and going for a jog outside. If you don't have a clean floor or the space for push-ups, even just furniture/countertop push-aways are better than nothing and will help you form exercise into a continuing habit.

>>34425429
I believe in you. Baby steps and consolidation of previous mental gains, then more babysteps.

>>34425433
>how it's "aggressive" for "people like you" to ask "people like me"
? Is she racist? What the hell is that?

I have of late, (but wherefore I know not) lost all my mirth, forgone all custom of exercises; and indeed, it goes so heavily with my disposition; that this goodly frame the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory; this most excellent canopy the air, look you, this brave o'er hanging firmament, this majestical roof, fretted with golden fire: why, it appeareth no other thing to me, than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. What a piece of work is a man, How noble in reason, how infinite in faculty, In form and moving how express and admirable, In action how like an Angel, In apprehension how like a god, The beauty of the world, The paragon of animals. And yet to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me; no, nor Woman neither

>>34425433
>I used the fact she was required to spend time with me for her education to rub it in her face that I sexualize her and then she had the audacity to change her behavior towards me because of that
Yeah anon, what a bitch.

>>34425437
The famous comedian Bill Cosby often advised with a twinkle in his eyes "You can't please all the people all of the time".

>>34425441
>creation is le magnificent
>except I don't like it
ok...

>>34425442
was good bait until
>sexualize her
gotta be more subtle next time

>>34425436
I don't use tiktok so I don't even know what you're talking about.
but both my mom and dad were terrible parents, I don't think it's normal for a kid to not be allowed to go outside or be afraid of their parents

>>34425441
Thanks for reminding me that I need to work on my reading backlog.

I WILL read Richard II, Henry IV Part I, Henry IV Part II, Henry V, Henry VI Part I, Henry VI Part II, Henry VI Part III and Richard III in 2026, and I WILL be happy.

>>34425446
Asking someone on a date is sexualizing them. You expect a date to lead to a hookup or a relationship, which both involve sex. You basically told her you want to bend her over and fill her with your cum.

>>34425433
Have you considered not being brown?

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Moids. Can your erect penis reach your bellybutton? What's the length between the space of your bellybutton and the base of your penis?

>>34425433
Not a woman, but damn. Only things I can think of that might explain it are if she's lesbian (of the man-hating variety) or if she's not your race (could be very touchy for various reasons).

>>34425448
I'm sure you were allowed outside when it made sense to be outside. Many kids have strict parents, it's not the end of the world that they cared about your safety and enforced boundaries to ensure that safety. And yes, it is normal to be afraid of your parents, most kids are to some degree.

>>34425455
actually yes

Have you heard of the high elves?

>>34425462
What are they smoking

>>34425455
Yeah it can, but I don't know what that distance is.

>>34425455
Yes

It's about a handspan from the top of the base

>>34425455
Yes but it hurts because you need to bend it down when it's erect

>>34425462
Headed to the Imperial City? By the nine, stay on the roads! The Daedra, you see...

>>34425452
>>34425456
>>34425440
We're both white.

>>34425455
Yes it can.

>>34425470
She's clearly out of your league. Know your place.

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>>34425455
...

>>34425469
Heard they're reforming the Dawnguard, vampire hunters or something in the old fort near Riften. Might consider joining up myself

>>34425469
my roommate is but i will be stuck, home alone again.. just like everday. bored and lonely.

>>34425455
Yes but barely. Like 6"+ and curving upwards.

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Why don't more men just get arm-lengthening surgery?

>>34425468
Same, some women like the upward curve though so that's nice.

>>34425479
because I'm no damn orangutan!

>>34425479
Why would I want that? I can't think of a single situation where I would need to handstand. What, is it just for you?

>>34425455
I will be the first "No".

No.

>>34425470
Yeah, then she's a manhating lesbian or just a bitch. Even if you're downright ugly to her, that was completely unnecessary when a simple "not interested" would suffice.
Sorry, dude. I'd keep your distance for self-preservation's sake. You don't want to be dragged over the coals if she decides to report you to the university.

>>34425470
I'm sorry she was mean, anon

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>>34425462
Yeah, they should've been added to WoW as a playable race instead of blood elves

>"It's, our hero, the Champion of Cyrodil" they exclaim.
>But I didn't feel like a hero. Martin was the real hero.

>>34425455
Just about barely, if hunch over. My dick is 4".
If I stand straight the distance to cover becomes 7.5", so absolutely not.

>>34425457
no they were both terrible parents and I was NEVER allowed to go outside, I spent all my childhood in my room alone because I was afraid of my parents, especially my dad because he was a drunk asshole
but I know what you're gonna say "yeah that's normal dude it's completely normal to be ignored by your mom and fear for your life when dad is home"

>>34425479
I did and women still don't want me

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Why don't more men just get neck-lengthening surgery?

Why are dicks that curve weird kinda hot?

>>34425497
Yeah, I totally believe you that you weren't allowed to leave your room to go to school and CPS never bothered to check why you didn't show up in class.

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Why don't men just get head shrinking surgery?

>>34425462
Tolkien did mention something about high elves, but I don't recall what he had to say about them.

>>34425504
obviously I was allowed to go to school cunt, but besides that I wasn't allowed to go outside

IT IS NOT A "WEIRD". Wyrd, maybe.

>>34425473
LEAVE KEVIN NASH OUT OF THIS. HE WASN'T RAPED IN THE SUMMER OF 92!

>>34425502
>Why are dicks that curve weird kinda hot?
They're not.

>>34425508
No kid goes "outside" other than to go to school. Did you want to go hang out at the train station or what?

>>34425499
I already hit my head on our chandelier all the time as is.

Why don't men just get dick stretching surgery?

Acne is the worst mismatch disease. so retarded. Worse than diabetes

>>34425510
>They're not.
What does "curve weird" mean? Is an upward banana type curve weird?

>>34425512
I was outside almost all the time until I was like 21.

>>34425517
And look how that turned out.

>>34425512
you know what I mean but you are gonna keep pretending to be retarded

>>34425516
NO IT IS NOT, banana-bro.

>>34425516
I saw a dancing bear video wear a guy's dick curved upward at a 90 degree angle. It was so fucking weird.

>>34425515
Where should a man with acne look if he wants to date a woman with acne?

>>34425516
I'm the original anon. I was referring to dicks curving to the left or right instead of up or down. I'll fully admit to being weird on this.

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>>34425499
I spent all my money on arm lengthening surgery.

>>34425229
Hims namae wa sean

>>34425520
No, I don't. Did you want to go to other kids houses? Did you ever even ask? Were you not allowed to go to the garden or the balcony?

>>34425522
He must have suffered a work related injury, the women in those videos are too rough.

>>34425524
Idk I don't leave the house

>>34425502
*You* can be a dick that curves weird.

>>34425532
>Did you ever even ask?
obviously you stupid cunt, I just wanted to be anywhere other than my room but I wasn't allowed

>>34425514
Any more would just be excessive. It already might be.

>>34425535
Why don't you just get house leaving surgery?

>>34425514
I don't need it :)

>>34425455
My erectile dysfunction is too bad for me to be able to test this.

>>34425539
Love how you didn't answer the rest of the questions. So what did they say was the reason you weren't allowed to go to other kids houses? Lots of parents don't allow that because there's countless horror stories about letting your kids do that.

>>34425441
>Man delights not me; no, nor Woman neither
"though by your smiling you seem to say so."

Don't cut the line half way through the joke.

>>34425545
I don't know why it's so hard to believe that someone might have shitty parents

>>34425542
Can't afford it

>>34425552
All I'm asking is for you to tell me one shitty thing they actually did but you keep avoiding giving any real answers.

why do i only attract men with ed

>>34425556
I look at you and I think "She could fix me..."

>>34425433
>Has anyone else ever been through something like this?
No, because I have the sense not to hit on a co-worker. It never ends well.

>its going to rain tonight
Is it a bad night or a better night to go to the bar then?

>>34425556
You're the one giving them ED.

>>34425556
>why do i only attract men with ed
Are you a gerontophile?

>>34425562
shit

>>34425542
lmao because no one ever wants me around??

>>34425554
I already told you my mom would neglect me.
and my dad was a creepy pervert and he would beat me up and yell at me for no reason and my mom never stopped him
>inb4 pitybaiting lamo

fuck you

I love evil mean psychotic women

>>34425566
I want you around. :)

>>34425455
no, i have a micropenis

>>34425567
Go ahead, have kids and try to do it better then if you think you're so much better than them.

>>34425496
I feel like most people who are saying yes are also hunched over. I googled the space is usually 6 to 7 inches

>>34425563
What does this mean, sexual attraction to Geronimo ?

>>34425570
quit lying