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>be me
>self-declared and peer-reviewed sociopath
>became best friends with the hottest alt girl in the grade above me my sophomore year of high school (her words not mine)
>she’s got blonde hair and green eyes if that matters
>her abusive ex called her a loli
>we used to have study hall together, and she’d rest her head on my shoulder the entire period
>”i love you, anon”
>deerinheadlights.jpg
>uhhh, ok
>covid hits early the next year
>best friend is attention deprived (she’s an attention whore and very needy)
>suggest she starts an only fans because she is an attractive person
>”i can’t do that! what if someone found out!”
>suggest making an nsfw reddit to test the waters
>she can’t decide which pictures to post
>”can i show you so you can help me decide?”
>whatever.jpg
>end up managing her accounts pretending to be her
>lots of interested guys
>wow.jpg
>she gained over seven thousand followers over a couple years and made a ton of money with my help
>”thank you, anon”
>mhm
>”i used to like you for a bit last year”
>mfw i realize that’s why this dumb bitch wouldn’t leave me alone
>i just tell her i’d never date a girl who did onlyfans