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>he bought the pump
>make it a nothing burger
>dump your oil reserves
>declare an oil shortage 2 weeks later and pump it again

thots are unattractive. this woman with a perfect body... i can tell she is awful. just awful. probably not an interesting thought in her head.

is war in Iran bullish or bearish for XOM/CVX?

>tfw only 15% allocation to oil and producers going into this shitstorm
Oh well, at least my VIX calls should print too

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Dead or Alive, call it.

>>61916343
So we should end women's rights and make them property again? That's bold, I like it.
Maybe it's bullish. It's probably nuetral and will leave everyone holding their limp unspent dicks in their hands while it starfishes and prattles on nonsensically much like the thot in the photo babe

>>61916331
that's a man.

>>61916346
are you me? 16%.
which was totally rational before this... i'm guessing war is bullish? short term or long term? if we hit oil infrastructure does the calculus change?

uhm
why is HGRAF pumping?
you know they have legit 0 shit
it is all air and theory
their main patent runs out in 2036 btw so any big company can yoink it

can anyone tell me how its not a pump and dump of some random penny stock out of pure fabricated hype

>>61916343
>"probably not an interesting thought in her head"
>follows it up with the dumbest question imaginable

>>61916362
alive, they knew this shit was coming

>>61916371
babe didn't you hear the female ceo announce she is opening her gas factory to the public. Nano-carbon infused female natural gas is so hot right now babe

>>61916331
what that ankle doin

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I predicteud this

https://youtu.be/TSffz_bl6zo?si=_F3r9wPFbh2gPWOp

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will you buy the oil pump?

>>61916331
janny, stone this harlot

Nothing ever happens but sometimes it do be happening alil bit

Feeling pretty good about those NFLX puts I picked up on Friday. Another inverse r/valueinvesting miracle.

>>61916378
if it's a dumb question, i'm sure you have a smart answer, smart guy.

man fuck my stocks were supposed to pump after February now they’re going to dump. It’s all over

I had a dream last night where I got to pet a polar bear
I think that's a good omen for the stock market, hopefully

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>plunge protection team right now

>>61916331
Holy shit, she's beautiful. Who is she?

>>61916437
some whore, who gives a fuck?

>>61916331
https://newelitegirls.co.il/girls/escort-girls-in-the-horizons-brewtuigappfa-2.php

Iran just launched somr missiles from isfahan

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>>61916448
OP you posted Israeli prostitutes to the OP, not a good look buddy

>Norwegian Cruise Line earnings soon
Who's going on cruises these days?

>>61916423
>Another inverse r/valueinvesting miracle
Those faggots are never right about anything, its amazing.

>>61916454
would she schlorp my shmeckel?

You DID by oil stocks last week right?

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>>61916416
Already did buy the rumour sell the news

>>61916454
Would I risk my offspring having the seed of satan sewn into their genetic code? Perhaps.

>>61916423
>bought sofi dip
>Cramers talks about
>sell
>it dips another 7% the next day
Every fucking time

kek UK has their fighter jets up in the middle east for defense

>>61916492
I bought SOFI puts when it was 20 bucks and chickened out and took my 5% gain before close on Thursday. Then of course it shits itself completely the next day. Oh well.

>>61916487
thanks for selling

>>61916486
Bought more petrobras :)
Proof was in the pudding as old friend Biden said.

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Picked up my meds and a coupla 3XL t-shirts from the pharmacy. Took a KO out of my trunk, nice and cold, drove out to MCD for a good treat and redeemed $3.32 for a free chicken sandwich. Total came out to just $10 for a king's feast. And the 3? You might have guessed it.

Best thing is coming back to hear we completely dominated another shithole country in the matter of hours, showing once again our complete authority over the entire world.

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>>61916454
I didn't know prostitution is even legal in israel but well... oldest job in the world.

https://youtu.be/26F3iZYbLNI?si=CBADxVOTqHXrWHvu

>>61916525
nice slop Ranjeesh

>>61916437
that's penelope babe that's the racist legal loli waifu that has stolen all the smg schizo's hearts

>>61916331
realistically, what's the smell like between her ass cheeks 6 hours after she's showered?
One imagines a quite pungent asshole smell

>>61916331
>Israeli media reports say Israel assesses Iran’s Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei was likely killed in an Israeli strike earlier today
so its already over? wow... america is strong

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>>61916539
You're right Ms. Yamamoto I should actually have the decency to post AI music I prompted myself but how do you know I am even typing this text by myself!?

>>61916454
IDF glowies are baking our threads now?

Why couldn't they have done this all along?

>>61916502
I also am Petrobras shareholder. Worried a little about Friday's price action, why did XOM pump more than PBR?

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Reminder that the AI bullrun can't be stopped.
Actually you are living in an AI simulation that Taylor Swift has installed for her entertainment and AI is how you slowly begin to understand and we have to flush you down the drain like in the matrix, again.

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BUY THE BIG MONDAY DIP

what are you guys eyeing? meta at $620, baka at $390, MSFT below $380.

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Why is everyone assuming stocks will tank on Monday?

>>61916343
>perfect body
>>61916437
>beautiful
You anons for real? Pickings must really be slim wherever is it you live..

>>61916617
is a japanese wife a good investment? should i lern 2 nip nong?

>>61916627
Dame da ze

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>>61916617
war could mean inflation and the market is afraid of that. But even the ukraine thing didn't last too long. Maybe it depends on how russia reacts and then I have to come to the conclusion that russia things never matter much for the market

https://youtu.be/3KFvoDDs0XM?si=oCPPwJ8ZHB2o8bSg

>>61916627
1 out of 3 japanese women cheat on their husbands.

>>61916644
so just like american girls but they're cute?

>>61916644
with me

Fellow ameribros I’m trying to do my taxes but I literally cannot figure out how to send this shit to Israel. When I get some money back, is there any way the government can just send it straight there so I don’t have to? There has to be a service for this, give me a break

>>61916654
That's what GAUZ is for

>>61916331
S e x x o o o s

>>61916617
there's something about #5 that attracts me

>>61916664
keeek

>>61916331
Mondays gonna be WILD

So is this a weekend war or will it last a few weeks? If oil is up on Monday i think I'll sell, but maybe it's already too late by then.

>>61916331
Any anon uses prop firms for trading futures?

>>61916559
Like strawberries and cigarette butts. This is financial advice.

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worried about my elo ratings if persian internet opens up

Guys check out Bitcoin Computer

Its rising

I think we're gonna be ok

>>61916617
asians are more my preference but we both know most asians don't look like this.
you are selecting for the prettiest, youngest looking girls with the best features, dentation, skin etc.

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>>61916688
mumubros what is our bull case?

https://youtu.be/YlUKcNNmywk?si=echcc8bB6RLrEgDo

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What outfit are you all going to be wearing to the Monday crash? This is what I'll be wearing

I only hold SOXS btw

>>61916542
>racist legal loli waifu
What does she buy? I need to know

>>61916690
Khamenei is already dead so weekend it is.

>>61916638
his chart looks a lot like mine lol
wonder if he bought and held bitcoin during the last bear cycle.

>>61916716
oversold volatility. good chance counter trend relief rally incoming, short the rip. 8k by year end

>>61916720
bruh have you been to japan these are literally completely average japanese 5s

>>61916723
i think she buys SCHD babe

>>61916716
Hopefully.

>>61916617
I want all of those girls to smother my face with their feet and let me rub them all day

>>61916730
>SCHD
>not SCHG
Enjoy your taxes you stupid bitch

>>61916722
>What outfit are you all going to be wearing to the Monday crash?
Flannel pjs
>I only hold SOXS btw
Based

>Iran interested in de-escalation and ready to talk once the joint U.S.-Israeli strikes end: Aragchi

Fake and gay for markets

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>>61916331
>NVDA goes down 7% in a week
>BTC dump
>Why!?!?!

Because there had to be red days so that the bull run can begin to shore up support.

>Oil will dump
>defense will dump
>market will pump

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Buttcoin ending flat into Monday, we are about to moon like you've never seen before.

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OIL BARONS

>>61916654
You take your dick out, snip a little peice off the end, put it in the plastic bag provided, seal it and send back to Israel. You should know the drill by now.

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need to fuck this morgan stanley employee

>>61916739
RUDE!

>>61916743
LMAO so much for iran warrior spirit.

>>61916747
HOSANNA!!!

Yep, shoulda bought that SLV dip a few days ago

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>>61916743
correcto

Bibi and the 11 children per couple Hassids need a bogeyman to maintain political dominance.

No one as intelligent as Bibi actually thinks Iranians are going to rise up like the bay of pigs. That kind of plan can only be cooked up in (small) american-irish brains pickled by whiskey.

>>61916371
Every 1000 tons of orders they secure now adds $200 million per year in profit. If you aren't forward thinking, you're doing it wrong.

So what are we buying on monday? Oil stocks? Or too late?

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>>61916753
Weekend oil now at $75.

>>61916779
Depends on how long this thing might drag out I guess

FORFEIT THE GAME
BEFORE SOMEBODY ELSE
TAKES YOU OUT OD THE FRAME
AND PUTS YOUR NAME TO SHAME
COVER UP YOUR FACE
YOU CAN'T RUN THE RACE
THE PACE IS TOO FAST
YOU JUST WONT LAST!

Looks like TACO is coming. Bears about to get their booties blown wide open.

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khalememe is dead and the SMO is complete.

Can't wait for monday bloodbath

iran lost. going to the gym and gonna celebrate winning the war afterwards with a gooning session. life is good

if you're not throwing up twice a week you're not investing

Trvst the plqn and you will be revvarded....

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>>61916617
I see images like this and they legitimately send me straight into depression
I imagine having a qt3.14 like this, 2-3 hapa kids and in some jap suburb while living of my investments and divvies
then I snap back to reality and want to rope when I open my app

>>61916803
>TACO
Tranny axed cock off? Not surprising, but thanks for sharing your journey with us.

>>61916814
>>61916819
Based and samesies

>>61916810
selling is hurting israel.
if you hurt israel, israel will hurt you.
simple as.

no banker or hedgy wants to hurt israel.

>>61916617
gotta catch em all

when do we buy? I got 2 grand to spend next week, I want MU, MSFT, NVDA

>>61916846
>when do we buy
once the FED announces rate cuts and massive liquidity injections. it's gonna be pain before then.

>>61916846
Why would you want MSFT?

>>61916840
Cope

>>61916846
Korean etf

>>61916856
I'm hearing on TeamBlind that MSFT's about to get fucked by the Anthropic/Claude drama. Since Trump is labeling Anthropic a "supply chain risk", government contractors aren't allowed to use Claude anymore, and some product groups in MSFT had been using Claude for a few months. Rumor is they have to go back and undo any code changes that were made with Claude and rewrite them with copilot or by hand.

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>>61916833
>then I snap back to reality and want to rope when I open my app

>>61916803
Its not really TACO.

The American guy from the war college in the US on AJE said that US has been focusing all its energy on hitting ballistics and that Bibi is essentially pursuing regime change on his own.

Missiles were off the table in negotiations, so now Trump has the option to make a deal and tell the American people he didn't compromise on missiles, because he blew them up.

Ball is in Iran's court, they can handwring but if they come back to the table now they can probably get the deal done, and Bibi can go to elections saying he has gotten the eye he was owed for the missile barrage a few months ago.

tl;dr: we're set for a neon green week if Iran chills.

>>61916331
She's an Eastern European 3/10.

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I'm gonna slurp TQQQ for so cheap bros.

>>61916902
>we're set for a neon green week if Iran chills.

A green week on what? Everyone has turned bearish on the AI circlejerk, bearish on software stocks, if they turn bearish on energy and commodities from war cooling off then what's going to be green?

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>03/10/2026

>>61916918
They turned bearish on two things
>ground invasion of iran
>push up man using immanent domain on Anthropic

Neither of these catalysts materialized.
The US is pursuing an off ramp in Iran.
Trump just halted the use of AI at government agencies, he didn't go through with any plans to seize the models or designate AI a supply chain risk to the broader market.

Both these things are very bullish.

Make sure you think about this when you blame the joos or claim you're getting bogged on a apple-jolly-rancher green week.

>>61916902
I hope you're right, nothing funnier than seeing commodity sisters get rugged, although I'd rather it happen Monday noon so the retards pile in on the top beforehand.

Going all in on JETD on Monday

thread theme song
https://youtu.be/nqiVvOXotyw

well it was a good long bull run guys
the bear has finally come
good luck with bobo

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>>61916911
based randall poster.

Bitcoin is going up so my microstrategy shorts were in profit but they won't be by Monday. What the hell bros?

BTC IS NOW GREEN

WAR IS BULLISH AGAIN

USA USA USA!

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>DFEN bros, I don't feel so good.

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>>61916992

>>61916992
That's dumb. I was right about btc going down, it went down initially. But what the hell is this?

>>61916423
i own NFLX calls and it will pump on monday

Is war based now?

>>61916638
i literally told my wife something similar today kek

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>>61917010

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>>61916739
enjoy your draw down while I'm reinvesting divvies

>>61916715
>koreans beat jews
is that why they get circumcised?

So is Monday green or red?

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uhh

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>>61917010
ahem
>>61916729
INSANE shorting opportunity in the 75-80k range
>>61917049
wheew. insider trading.... if i was a betting man i'd buy no's out to mid march. we'll declare khamenei dead officially tonight but it won't be true so it will resolve to yes but it will come out he's alive later. or he's dead and the regime is full of complete morons i dunno but i'd call BS

>>61916955
>>push up man using immanent domain on Anthropic

The market sold off on nvidia earnings, that was before orange man had tweeted anything.

>>61917010
Hunting shorts for liquidity. Wait for Tuesday for the dump below $60k.

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CHEAP VACATION LETS GO

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>>61917081
>The market sold off on nvidia earnings, that was before orange man had tweeted anything.


It wasn't orange man but Hegseth who had been threatening them brainstemlet.

>https://www.newsmax.com/politics/hegseth-anthropic-ceo/2026/02/23/id/1247055/
>Monday feb 23.

This is why you will stay losing.

Reminder that I told you guys three times that we would go to war with Iran this weekend.

>>61917066

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>>61917101
Welp that's Dubai crossed off my potential future safehouse countries to avoid being caught up in the collapse/WW3. Any other good countries? Maybe somewhere no one cares about like Kazakhstan?

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>>61917111

>>61916644
What percent of their husbands are salary men with small pp?

>>61917119
is this ai? how and where can I get a gf like that?

>>61917130
I thought it was Kazakhstan when I posted it but it's actually Mongolia (still central asia)

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S

>>61917130
Be a CCP politcian

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bullish or bearish?

if the supreme muslim nigger is toppled by monday we'll be seeing green candles the likes of which havent been seen in years

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so do i buy more nvidia?

Buy SBSW

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>>61917158

damn America is based and always wins. Now we just need Democrats to win the presidency and exile every Republican from the country

Usually I don't like holding calls over the weekend but I had a weird gut feeling to go retard long Friday.

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the mumu fanficing is JUST beyond delectable

>>61917111
So the market waited until thursday to react to monday feb 23?

You guys should suck each other off in a circle and see if that leads to better AI earnings.

bitcoin is gigapumping
yeah we're opening neon green on monday

>>61917119
look up a map of countries that were never colonized by european powers. Thailand is probably the best bet

>>61917101
TKD
Total zogbot deth

>>61917146
I heard some chatter about Sentinel One posting a suprise earnings beat like it's competitors have. You buying S for earnings?

>>61917146
6 trillion times better person than drumpf or any Neocon zogbot deth cult puppet of the west govt

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kek bobo

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What are the chances(0) that oil opens over 100 on monday

>>61917206
You lost BRICStranny

If the strait of Hormuz or whatever gets closed won't that mean a blood red monday?

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>>61916331
my gf has a body like this but she's ugly

Look at the israeli stock exchange since they started genociding Palestine.

WAR IS BULLISH

MORE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS

>>61917177
I think there has got to be some sort of indicator out there that demonstrates than whenever the market has big moves either up or down in the last 30 minutes or so of a friday then the next trading day will have a violent move to the opposite side.
Things ran up last friday so I expect giga pants shitting on monday. And whenever things dump hard on the last few minutes of a friday to flush everyone out you can be sure they'll gap it up to make me feel stupid for not retardholding.

currently reading through reddit/iran and other mentally ill places. they dont like what they see lol

There is literally nothing you can do in the stock market during this. And that is the point. Full TACO by sunday futures open.

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I hope the war is over quickly, and we flood the market with Iran's oil, crashing the price.

was palantir involved? should I buy pltr monday?

>>61917228
Holding levered positions over weekends has been a great way to lose money recently. You did the right thing on principle.

Is war good for stocks

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>>61917248
please allow me to profit first

>>61917260
>high energy costs
>disruption of trade routes
>uncertainty of future investments
>erratic government regulatory actions

Not usually.

>>61917270
don't forget capital controls and financial repression.

>>61917260
is the rumors about brown man being dead are true then the "war" is already over

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>>61917185
Yes idiot. Remember deepseek? Market waited a several days to dump off a cliff for that as well.

>>61917270
the war has been cancelled. DFEN and BOIL will collapse.

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reminder that CRWV was out 18.5% on earnings yesterday.

>>61917226
how much you want for her?

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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH


BUTCOIN COMPUTER IS DUMPING HARD

WTFWT

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>Tehran promised a stronger response to come, with a senior Iranian Revolutionary Guards commander, Ebrahim Jabbari, saying it had so far used only "scrap missiles" and would soon unveil unforeseen weapons.
Is this serious or just cope?

>>61917345
TEL AVIV IS BEING NUKED AS WE SPEAK

OH GOD OH FUCK ITS ACTUALLY SERIOUSLY FUCKING JOEVER

WHY DID I WASTE MY LIFE SHITPOSTING ON HERE

>>61917353
If only

I just realized why microstrategy is gonna be up 20% on monday. Because nothing happened. Americans dropped a few water balloons on empty buildings and declared victory. Even if they killed the ancient puppet running iran, this is a nothing burger.
Nothing ever happens I guess.

>>61917353
Iranians are the masters of cope.

>>61917306
>the war has been cancelled
they never launched it in the first place, TACO trump is a burrito. I hope everyone is selling defense stocks if they own any.

>>61917363
>nothing happened
>even if they killed the supreme leader of the death cult that has been ruining the region for decades
>it's a nothing burger

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BRICS sisters, first Venezuela, now this. How do we cope?

>>61917345
it's literally up 1%

>>61917374
>>even if they killed the supreme leader of the death cult that has been ruining the region for decades
nothing has changed, he's a 120 year old geezer puppet.

trump is gonna be bitching about iran again in 2 months and maybe drop another firecracker on some iranian mountains.
This is most pussy president I have ever seen

>>61917375
venezuela is still hostile.
grabbing a few tankers means nothing.

trump is gonna bitch about them again in 6 months. Just keep going long. Trump as antiwar after all.

>>61917375
Taiwan next Insha'Allah

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>>61917373
>"the supreme leader who is 90yrs old and likely would have died in 4 months anyway and definitely barely coherent is now dead!"

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Insider alert: Khamenei just flew over my house.

>>61917375
>>61917345
BTC swings 4-5% daily. It's been crabbing sideways for like, two weeks.

>>61917260
>>61917270
Look at what the WEF publishes every year. Reminder that "globalists" have a weird karma system. It's okay for them to commit atrocities as long as they warn everyone ahead of time. You didn't listen to them? Well then it's YOUR fault misfortune came to you!

Anyways, in particular look at the list of 2 and 10 year risks. This is what their playbook is. Position yourself to take advantage of the relevant sectors and think outside the box.
https://reports.weforum.org/docs/WEF_Global_Risks_Report_2026.pdf

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>>61917394
Did he look dead?

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BASED

BOBO ASS WRECKED

>>61917429
It feels kind of unfair, when will Bobo ever get to cum?

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>>61917429
Is that a good or a bad thing?

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>>61917260
other way around. stocks are good for war.

>>61917438
>>61917442
TRUMP ALSO PROPOSING OFF RAMPS

its joever.
expect to see Raytheon and Lockheed down 20-30% monday.

>>61917449
@ChatGPT is this true?

trump is kinda good at this war thingy. like damn bro.

>>61917458
You mean he's good at not going to war.
One airstrike isn't war.
Sorry I doubted the antiwar president.

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>>61916331
>>61917284
>if youve been following the EFG episodes 1 and 2 sprinkled around /biz/
>a teaser scene for the next episode following the epstein island fiasco

>>61917375
all you can do is make sure your sisters get impregnated by white cock. I'm willing to donate biologically speaking, not financially speaking

>>61917458
Unironically plan trvsters are up bigly over the last few years

>>61917458
Trump is God at sucking Israle cock.
If he doesn't do what nuttinyahoo says, mossad will hurt his family just like what happened to chFlie kurk

If Iran is already over how bearish is this for Putin's 2 week special military option and his life?
How do I bet on the collapse of Russia?

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So green on Monday?

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>BREAKING: TRUMP CONFIRMS ON X SUPREME LEADER DEAD

>>61917482
>BREAKING: the guys that lie about literally everything have something to say

Do you hear that? In the distance... it sounds like claws... snibbing

Demand for PMCs are about to skyrocket, like the good old days after 9/11!

>>61917506
I think he's dead bro.

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so is everyone just a gullible faggot now?

>>61917232
What prop do you use

>>61917513
proof? I'm following this heavily, and I see nothing except words from jews and their golems (both of whom lie as naturally and frequently as one breathes)

>>61917482
ayatollah once, ayatollah thousand times...

Insider here, the arab guy is dead, load ze bag

Sell the news, hes dead

When is /smg/ getting an AI chatbot?

dead sandniggers = green candles

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So why don't more people do option spreads? They limit your losses so you don't get absolutely raped by a market crash. I've been making good money so far doing them. What's the catch?

>>61917589
Dead kikes and ziobots = green candles

I hope it all ends soon, ideally with Israel leveled like a parking lot, in the meantime my us defense stocks are going to print money.

will the old fuck still being alive be bullish or bearish? i seriously want a big Monday dip to finally buy the dip. i ain't bought shit cause nothing seriously dropping enough.

>>61917458
OP intel and tech.
https://www.cnbc.com/2017/09/04/putin-leader-in-artificial-intelligence-will-rule-world.html

>>61917629
If you want to gamble on shit like that just go to the betting sites

i absolutely want death to Israel and all their supporters but i seriously need meta to drop back to $600 on Monday.

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> futures

Hey buddy , don’t check bitcoin computer .

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WOAH

WTFWT

IS IT OVER?

WE MOONING MONDAY SMIGGERS

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KEK BOBO

>>61917663
Looks like basic bitch range-bound crabbing.

>>61917666
Checked and Me Pilled

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>>61917482
I'm hear the moment he died the Iranian people started converting to Judaism and buying MAGA hats en masse

>>61917599
Credit spreads? Probably a winning bet overtime. The problem is risking $100 to make $10. A couple losses in a row will set you back pretty far. But doing a small amount to try to beat the market is not a bad idea. Also they do exceptionally well in a choppy market like we've had the past few months, but when volatility spikes or the market moves sharply in one direction they are losing bets.

>>61917527
I'm looking at his body right now.

buy trumphone & melaniacoin on open

>>61917619
You do realize investing in us defense stocks is indirectly investing in Israel right? They're the research and development arm of the military industrial complex.

>>61917728
No one cares incel

>>61917728
>jews are notorious for being good at making money
>invest in Jews
>profit?

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>>61916918
>a minor pullback is bearish
why are bobos like this? tech has soared for weeks and we are just getting started.

>>61917728
You do realize you're on /biz/, not /pol/?

>>61917605
so you're saying Monday will be bloody red, eh Ahmed?

>>61917732
There's no reason the share price of defense sector companies needs to rise. Its so government reliant that all the (((involved parties))) can profit without the shareholder getting any.

why does trading slow down around lunchtime if its all done by algorithms now? do the robots need to eat?

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Anyone have that schizopost saying Iran would get attacked around this time? I'm SURE someone remembers that since it was posted very recently.

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Is the strait open again?

>>61917473
>How do I bet on the collapse of Russia?
Unironically collect capital then flood it into whatever is left of r*ssia when it dies.

>>61917762
Possibly a holdover where historically there's less liquidity around lunch time so the algorithms slow down then. Naturally most traders want to place their trades at market open or near market close too.

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>>61916911
>>61916986
Wait until find out what his name is an anagram for.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

HEAD AND SHOULDERS FORMED ON BTC

ITS FUCKING OVER. SELL!

SELL FOR YOUR MISERABLE LIVES!

>>61917798
Wrong thread Denathor.

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>>61917450
IT CANT BE OVER THAT QUICKLY

>>61917599
If you mean debit spreads: because straight up calls have a better yield curve conditioned on the fact you might sell at some intermediate point (rather than wait to expiration) -- which you mostly should unless your conviction in the underlying is rock solid.

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Which would be the better choice?
>Buy 3x oil on market open
>Buy 1x defence on premarket open
>Don't do anything
t. a stupidhead

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>>61916331
>"I think if you took a poll of the American public right now, you'd find that the majority didn't know there was going to be a war, and that they're presently surprised by the outcome..."

HOLY BASED. Bong knows us and our normies well.

>>61917845
>pleasantly*

>there are actual IDF kikes shitting up /smg/ with how it's heckin based that they've blackmailed us into another middle east forever war

>>61917853
>Forever war
I'll be shocked if it's still going on Monday

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>>61917853
There seems to be a mistake. I thought you voted for this?

whys buttcoin rebounding?

war is over we won

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> futures

>>61917870
Or is it??

>>61917859
>>61917867
>>61917870
Hormuz is closed and China is going to issue sanctions. The best can hope for is a dead cat bounce as Trump the zogslave sells us out even further.

>>61917853
In most cases /smg/ is pro joo. I think at least half of /smg/ is jooish anyway, i know baggot is, and that most of our chuds are nyc joos bullying sensitive west coast joos because they think its funny.'

Goys or sipirtual-goys trade crypto if they are neochuds and boomer rocks if they're chud-classics.

I will always be a friend to the joos as I slept on a bunch of IDF guys couch in college all summer without paying rent. Meanwhile arabs scammed me with a shitty mattress.

>>61917886
Gas yourself, reddit spacing kike. If this war was actually in our interest, you obvious IDF kikes wouldn't be trying so hard to shill it to us. We're going to get a dead cat bounce in the markets before the horrific reality of a new forever war sets in. Trump is throwing away our economy because evil kikes have blackmail footage of him raping children.

>>61917879
The only country china can sanction is itself get real. We'll survive without cheap iphones

>>61917904
The least they can do is cut off rare earths again, which would cripple most of our industry. If they issued a full-on embargo, we would collapse into third world status. We can't even make the equipment needed to maintain our own power grid without importing it from China.

>>61917886
>china
>sanctioning its biggest trading partner
rumao

>>61917914
>retarded 1PBTID nigger that can't even reply to the correct post
The United States only accounts for 12% of Chinese exports, and they can target strategically important goods for sanctions without doing much economic harm to themselves.

>>61917912
The US would limp along and China would collapse into cannibalism if that happened, it won't

damn missed the silver short and the following pump and now gonna miss the epic oil pump as well... some people just aren't meant to make it

>>61917924
>there won't be any consequences to being an israeli warmonger sellout because there just won't, okay???
This is your brain on zionism.

>all the arm chair bears
kys massive green candle up your ass Monday morning

>>61917119
rogue Russian Military detachments would attempt to launch a coup in Kazkhstan, leveraging the Russian minorities there to their advantage. The country also has a lot of oil and uranium, so it's destined to become a flashpoint no matter what. I'd recommend a relatively stable country in South America, which is the most irrelevant continent in the world. Maybe Paraguay?

>>61917912
they didn't do it on time now its over. that thing doesn't work if you keep using it and then stopping. the bullrun keeps going.

>>61917933
don't worry i'll continue to gloat as there indeed continues to be no consequence for the jews. Bobos get slaughtered

>>61917886
Say the fucking word, self censoring faggot

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>futures

>>61916895
Are your retarded? MSFT is a major investor of OpenAI, and that OpenAI runs on Azure?

>copilot
Its literally rebranded OpenAI

>>61917912
Yah bro cut off minerals because some towel head got blasted. You’re so retarded. America is the super power and you can take that to the bank jack. America’s back!

>America must collapse because it has brown people and I cant breed

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Turbozogged nu/smg/ is shit. At any other point in time, you zogslave baggies would have been told to GTFO.

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>>61917777
Fucking checked.
Also the dumb bitch maid rearranged my hotel room despite me telling her I do not want her in there.

>>61917971
she was looking for stuff to steal

>>61917970
I'd rather they have more real land than more parasite nations

>>61917926
Isn't oil going to dump now wgen iran is not fucking around?

>>61917976
>1PBTID
Capital gains tax goes to paying for israel's infrastructure and free healthcare, where they enjoy a higher standard living than we do thanks to our own tax dollars.

>>61917831
you're already too late and the war is over

>>61917987
Do you actual goy retards seriously not remember what happened six months ago? Iran took 24 hours to stage their counterattack. They've already taken out all of the strategic missile tracking radars in the region.

I’m pro whatever makes me money
>>61917926
Same fren. Next time I’ll buy

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>>61917970
Oh yeah? I just made three shekels completely selling out my children and grandchildren's future. You're just mad becasue you're still poor. Cope.

>>61917991
>strategic missile tracking radars
you mean random buildings and hotels
iran is so incompetent it's embarrassing

>>61917831
Probably do nothing. This is a dumb event to try to profit off of. I'd say defense has a better chance of scalping than oil.