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>>62106852
The remaining oil that was flowing has been cut off completely and this is how america attacked japan in world war 2.
Iran is basically japan in world war 2

First for circuit breakers monday and 300dollar oil

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Please remember to RSVP!

MARKETS GO DOWN AND TO THE RIGHT RETARDS. WHATS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND ABOUT THIS

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/biz/ I'm scared...

>>62106860
>Based on the massive protests and the fact they feel threatened enough to bring in foreign militias to their cites to keep people in check.
The same cities getting flattened by americans which means these protests will never happen again. All the religious people of Iran don't live in cities.
Jiang Xueqin already said it.

first for niggers

>he didn’t buy puts on Friday

>>62106865
>Market down tomorrow, orange retard tweet for 3 days, friday mega deal announcement. Do I buy a MEGA fuckton SOXL calls on Wednesday?

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>>62106860
>Based on the massive protests and the fact they feel threatened enough to bring in foreign militias to their cites to keep people in check.
The BLM protests were massive too. Presumably we all hate cops now and want the gov overthrown right? People protest all the time but they also change their mind when you blow up their kids with missiles.

just woke up from my nap. Dreamt about sucking your flaccid penis and us frothing together, babe. How are you doing today? I hope you will come around and see that it would be better if we were together. I am keeping faith in us :)

>>62106872
I can see the similarities. But will Iran eventually bow down to the US like Japan did? Trump would definitely like to be known as the President that tamed Iran.

>>62106872
Except by the time the US was about to invade Japan they had literally no reusable planes left, and they had poured a lot of money into their now destroyed fleet. Iran is Japan with a land supply line and a practically unlimited arsenal of kamikaze pilots.

By the way the reason they wwre so effective was that Japan practically unlocked anti-ship missiles 30 years early, before any defense could be developped.

>>62106881
Why do you name the chink as some authority for something that is plainly obvious? Of course most people who are anti-regime in Iran are young women in urban areas? All the previous protests you've seen has shown this, you've seen protests erupt when one of these women are arrested or killed by the religious police enforcing women to wear head coverings for instance, stop being a faggot and citing this chink as though anything he says adds authority to your post

>>62106887
Fuck I forgot about taco Tuesday, do I buy calls tomorrow then? I am not even joking, remember smg 4-5 years ago, that was fun. SOXL was king then

>>62106887
Why not just buy SOXL on Wednesday? Save yourself the premiums. This situation isn’t gonna last as long as you think it is

I was seething a bit about how Hycroft kept climbing when it bounced off 30, hopefully this week will send it to the gallows so I can buy it.

Now that people are finally accepting that Professor Jiang is right, I will post some of his theories and what Israel and his puppet Trump are trying to accomplish. TRADE ACCORDINGLY:

>Qatar and all those OIL city states where the only fans whores go to get shit on are done. They won't recover.

>srael will sabotage every peace attempt

>American troops on the ground

>Building of the third temple. THEY Will accuse Iran of blowing the mosque

>Collapse of the American empire

>All the tech companies move to Jerusalem

>USA retreats, abandona all his bases and Israel wages war against all Arab nations

>The most important: Israel wants USA to lose this war. Once USA loses, Israel will become so powerful that no country will be able to stop it and they will wage war against all the middle east

I have Trump fatigue, can't someone just finish the job? Third time's the charm.

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everyone expects the market to shit itself on monday. we all know whats going to happen next, it will go up instead. thats how the cookie crumbles

>Their strategy is to increase the price of oil.
>Oh yeah!
>Well we'll increase it even more!

>OIL NIGGERS IN SHAMBLES

BUTT DEVASTATED

>CAPS LOCK BUY CALLS SPAMMER

ANNIHILATED

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I fed an AI a bunch of research papers on statistical and technical analysis in markets. And I told it to create a bunch of algoriuthms to predict future prices. It calculates like 30 different signals and weights them

I've been watching the markets with this program and so far it's been more or less right

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So if I'm reading this correctly Trump has now made the pool even more closed by closing the Iranian passage ?

oh nooo now the oil has to go around africa for a couple more days
who cares

>>62106893
>By the way the reason they wwre so effective was that Japan practically unlocked anti-ship missiles 30 years early, before any defense could be developped.
no, kamikaze attacks were very rarely successful. like maybe 5% of the time
but the psychological impact was pretty big
after the battle of midway, japan was fucked

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>>62106890
No most cops are relatively nice guys you’re just a troon mad they took your HRT.

In any case the situation has changed since then, I supported boots too, but given the amount of casualties and tank destructions in Lebanon I think we can safely rule out a ground invasion, at least for a few more years until a successor platform to the Tank is developed.

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>>62106879
>banks
>but also TSMC

Do you guya think taco tuesday dump will happen again this week? I'm certain Trump will try, but I'm unsure the IRGC is gonna be as passive this time. They basically told the US to fuck off after they kept pushing for objectives they couldn't win in the war, I don't think further negociations are happening for another 40 days

>>62106922
>he STILL doesn't understand where hormussy is located

>>62106918
The call spammer is most likely the indian oil spammer from a week ago. Just trying to make his money back since his puts at 75 are completely toast at this point.

>>62106930
Bro thinks its the suez canal issue all over again.

Theres no way any of this is real bros i refuse to believe it. THE WAR WAS OVER

>>62106921
>So if I'm reading this correctly Trump has now made the pool even more closed by closing the Iranian passage ?
he actually said he would blockade all ships, not just ones from iran
which is dumb

but whatever. My shorts are saved! I will sell them quickly. you never know in this kangaroo market. very bouncy

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>>62106852
Who will hold out the longest in the US-Iran economic chicken race?

Iran has prepared for a blockade by becoming agriculturally self-sufficient. That's the main reason why Iran has such a lack of water; Iran uses so much water on irrigation.

>>62106911
/smg/ is for comedy purposes only.

>>62106932
Antisemetic oil spammer? They are two different people. Oil spammer had his phone taken away by the doctors.

>>62106927
if you were poor you would find out that cops are not nice, and they're just looking for an excuse to arrest you in every encounter you have with them

just because cops treat you well doesn't mean there constantly running poor people through the ringer

>>62106941
The bloody benchod indian spammer. He was all caps as well if I recall.

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these developments are not great for the business and finance world

>>62106930
Just make a canal that cuts through UAE and Oman into the Arabian Sea

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>>62106893
Japan's kamikaze jets were not effective. By that stage in the war, Japan was already fucked and the USA was trying to calculate the ethics of whether bombing the mainland would be more or less ethical than just doing a 1 million man invasion of the island. Luckily, Hirohito finally cucked out after the Tokyo fires and the nukes.

It's definitely troubling if Iran bothered to agree to a ceasefire and then send top officials to a diplomatic talk, only to demand access to nuclear weapons. It shows they're totally unserious and delusional. Even assuming they still have a large amount of missiles and drones left (doubtful), the US will allow $120 oil before they allow Iran to have a nuclear weapon, since they'll immediately launch that shit at Israel or at Gulf allies.

Extremely bearish

>>62106943
Reddit tranny, we have enough ex Trump people here pissed at him now, you can go back.

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>pre revenue Gay Canadian miners

>>62106937
I know nothing but America is insanely rich in everything
They can't lose

>>62106937
>Iran has prepared for a blockade by becoming agriculturally self-sufficient. That's the main reason why Iran has such a lack of water; Iran uses so much water on irrigation.
um lol what?
iran makes crops that are very water intensive, for no reason, while having a water shortage. It's total incompetence. They made dams next to salt flats and turned fresh water rivers into salt rivers.
and if america wanted to, they could make iran both water insecure AND food insecure, AND energy insecure
Yes, iran a producer of oil with oil power plants had an electricity shortage. Think about that for a second
the regime was totally incompetent
just add a few kinetic sanctions, and the entire country will collapse. mass depopulation event and there's nothing iran can do about it.
They can make the price of oil go up. We can destroy them entirely. Very asymmetric

>which is odd, because before the war even started, ukraine was famous for making one kind of long range strike weapon
No, they were not. What makes you say that? Ukraine was supposed to start mass production of long range strike weapons in 2022 (Neptune, Korshun, Hrim-2, Vilkha) and that was probably why Putin decided to launch a full scale attack at that time

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>>62106907
Weren't you posting this last week but then you were saying
>holy fuck guys look at me what a retard I am, I blew my whole 'folio believing in this shit
>here's what i thought would happen lol:

This is probably the best fucking time to buy as a millenial and zoomer. How the fuck are you guys dooming? Shit feeling like Covid all over again lmao.

If we get a year or two of depressed prices this is gonna be great.

>close strait
>sweep it for mines (in progress)
>re-open it under US control (and maybe NATO)
seems pretty obvious.

>>62106953
>imagine investing in a French company
>imagine investing in a Canadian company
>imagine doing both at the same time
baka

>>62106952
just because something doesn't effect you doesn't mean it's not a problem. just because cops are nice to you. it's like you're incapable of abstract thought and can only think in personal anecdotes

>>62106920
>the ai fed TA is able to predict Trumps market swings
Hard doubt

>>62106947
>these developments are not great for the business and finance world
true!

>>62106951
The nuclear weapons are the only thing keeping them from becoming part of Israel though. At least that's how they see it. This shits gonna drag on for a while unfortunately.

>>62106956
Nailed it

>>62106960
there was a 30% decline last year

but yeah most people buy every two weeks for years

>He wasn't being serious about a blockade, he was just floating the idea, OK
Retard

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>>62106960
>being this delusional

>>62106961
>>close strait
>>sweep it for mines (in progress)
>>re-open it under US control (and maybe NATO)
>seems pretty obvious.
the most important thing is if iran tries to sink the american destroyers floating around in the persian gulf now
apparently they shot at them a couple times but nothing serious
if iran doesn't try to sink the american destroyers stuck in the persian gulf, then they have already capitulated

>>62106964
I have to assume you’re some kind of /pol/ magabro who’s actually trying to sway opinion for Don by handwringing like this in the completely wrong setting when you’re already ahead.

Either way, it’s ineffective.

Lmao @ burger impotence

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>>62106947
>these developments are not great for the business and finance world
People keep saying this but the only way to make money as the little guy is to be smart in times of high volatility. High volatility is the best time to beat the alpha of the market if you're smart.

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idk if you guys missed it but Trump claims he'll retroactively enforce the blockade too lol

>>62106978
Wrong. I hate Trump. He's a shabbos goy.

>>62106973
I know we’re also 30% down ytd too, just keep chugging and hope you don’t get fired. That pretty much it.

>>62106976
And if they damage a navy ship, I think it gives Trump license to start bombing Iran's energy and water infrastructure, which is game over for the country.
At this point, just accept a 2-3 month bear market as Iran is turned into Gaza 2.0 and the sputtering regime exhausts their last drones and missiles.

>>62106984
>if iran blockades: BAD!!!!
>but if the Jews S.A. does it: GOOD.

>>62106985
Why do people say like he hasn't wanted to go at Iran since forever?

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>>62106988
>2-3 months

lol mumus are nothing if not optimistic

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>>62106980
>if you're smart

giwtwm

>>62106987
SPY is down 0.5% ytd

>>62106988
If you didn’t notice countries like UAE and GRC are also out for blood. They aren’t siding with Iran lmao.

>>62106985
Right right.

You’re a commietroon that hates cops and cares about the plight of brown folx but also antisemetic.

Sure anon.

No, overtly retarded opinions, guess the shills are being deployed to seethe about the elections in Hungary

>>62106932
Makes sense, and his ID always accounts for 15-20% of the post counts in a thread. Fucking demented faggot, can't wait until he sleeps under a bridge and gets raped by niggers with aids

niggers we are so unbeliavably fucked beyond current understanding

>>62107000
why would anyone on /biz/ give a shit about the elections of some random shithole eastern european country?

>>62106922
This is the kind of zoomer retard that bought the market the entire past month btw

>>62106991
I tried to warn you MIGAtards he would go to war with Iran.
And you all closed your ears and screamed that he wouldn't

Now, you've moved the goalpost, and defend war with Iran. Since pretending like it won't happen isn't an option anymore.

>>62107004
Who's "we"?

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>>62106918
I REVEALED LAST NIGHT I HAVE PUTS ON THE MARKET KEK BAGGIES. EITHER I MAKE SOME MONEY OR THE CRASH IS CANCELED!!! YOU CANT HAVE BOTH!!!

>>62106996
Ew gross, we need a $50-$100 haircut.

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>>62106994
>iran has secret underground drone factories bro!! they can hold the strait indefinitely! trust

>>62106999
I'm not antisemitic. I like Palestinians. They're one of the few people in the world that will stand up to Jews.

2 more weeks.

>>62107008
Are you Nick Fuentes?

>>62107013
Before the ceasefire maybe they'd run out eventually, but now that Russia and China have been resupplying them who knows. Also the US and Israel have run out of interceptors, mutts are not ready for the upcoming assrape

>>62107013
This is literally a litmus test for smart people. You either bet on US or bet on BRICs.

I feel like the U.S is in a way better position than it was in the 1970s during the oil embargo.

>>62106951
I don't take posts like this seriously because North Korea is way more insane than Iran, and even though they have nukes they've never actually used them offensively. Allowing Iran to have nukes is no big deal unless you're Israel who wants to genocide them.

>>62107008
You sound like a movie critic,all fancy words this and that,but when asked to make a movie it's 100% garbage

>>62107012
nah, once you factor in actual inflation we are down like 50%. based on what almost every single bizraeli retard says actual inflation is like 25%. why? because it just is.

>>62107005
aww, there's our lil russian dictator finally leaving his room, are you heading to the front now, lil buddy
or are you just gonna keep watching from the sidelines like usual

>>62106960
>covid
>tariff bullshit
You fucktarded zoomers really are fucktarded, it's incredible. You only experienced dips, that literally lasted 2 fucking weeks. If not one fucking day, actually. For events that had an ON/OFF button.
Now, the button is stuck on OFF after being Shaheded. You deserve to get fucking liquidated.

>>62107022
Short term could get ugly but long term I'm not betting on brown countries. My 401k is still in the buffet allocation of 90/10 so I can reallocate to buy downturns.

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>>62107017
Here's one of my posts when Nick Fuentes was still MIGA

I literally told you what would happen and you didn't listen

OIL HAS TOPPED, KEK OIL BAGGIES

>>62107020
>Russia and China have been resupplying them who knows
source?
>Also the US and Israel have run out of interceptors
source?
>>62107024
north korea is like the soviet union, a rational actor with a terresterial ideology. iran is a theocracy and has a death cult religion

The only rational way to interpret what is going on is to start from the foundational belief that USG (as a new net exporter of oil) *wants* sustained higher oil prices because the rest of the world (particularly Chyna) get fucked much harder than the US will (US still gets fucked tho). Barring total military humiliation at the hands of Iran (still an outside possibility), expect the strait to remain closed for the most part until China, SEA, and everyone else that imports oil from the area are in a deep economic depression. A round of economic chemotherapy vs the competition.

debate me

Why does /our boy/ sound like a NYC cab driver? Kinda expected him to have an evil-sounding British accent.

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1siu0j2/how_wall_street_deliberately_uses_jargon_to/

>>62107032
>I told you
Dude you're literally no one

>>62107029
Im not retiring until 30 years, why the fuck would I care about what happens now. So it wrecks a few boomer portfolios, i’m gonna get shit for cheap.

>>62107039
He's a Jew. That's where they spawn in the US. NYC.

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>>62107015
Listen pal there’s no reason to be so salty.

One of your own is in office

Don hates free trade, is loved by blue collars, hates market decided prices, uses Soviet doublespeak, loves price fixing, recently instituted state housing controls and building, wants giga-tankie tier military spending, loves him a giant gold statue.

He read Adam Smith as a “what not to do” manual.

He’s the biggest state interventionist commietranny since FDR.

>>62107027
wtf are you talking about?
I'm poortuguese lol

Looks like we’re gonna have at least one more big dip before it’s all over. One more chance to buy the dip. I’m readying my war chest.

>>62107005
It affects the war in Ukraine.

>>62107037
Nah, trump is just saying bearish things to swing the market. Once his shorts are done he will change his mind

>>62107037
>china, that only requires 10% of its energy needs from oil, is the loser
lol
Lmao

>>62107048
That slav civil war is not really relevant to the current state of the market

>Trump: comment about 50 percent tariff on nations supplying arms to Iran includes China
TARIFFS ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS LETS GET LIBERATED

>>62106956
>iran makes crops that are very water intensive, for no reason
Iran's main staple crop is wheat, and in this crop, Iran is 95% self sufficient. I'm no farmer but I don't think wheat is particularly water intensive. They also grow rice, which is water intensive, but they don't grow nearly as much rice as wheat.
https://apps.fas.usda.gov/psdonline/app/index.html#/app/advQuery

For some weird reason, Iran makes a lot of pistachios, which are water intensive. I think it's because of tradition and because they can export them.

>if america wanted to, they could make iran both water insecure AND food insecure
To do that, they would need to bomb Iran, to which Iran would presumably retaliate, up to and including with nukes

>iran a producer of oil with oil power plants had an electricity shortage. Think about that for a second
There is nothing weird about that.
* Due to sanctions, getting spare parts for power plants is a challenge.
* Due to the international threat environment, Iran spends a lot of money on missiles and bunkers rather than civilian infrastructure, and as we've seen, that was for good reason.
* It is extremely wasteful to burn oil for power. You want to export excess oil, not burn it. It is better to burn natural gas.

>>62107042
>tfw you have wealthy family in NYC that you've never met.
Could I be one of (((them)))?

>>62107029
covid 30% drop
tariff 30% drop
iran war SP500 flat

im hoping you are a bot or something lol

>>62106872
uhh
Japan needed oil and America stopped selling it to them. Iran doesn't need oil, that's not similar at all

>>62107047
>Looks like we’re gonna have at least one more big dip
We never even had any dip, the fuck are you talking about. We didn't even get a single capitulation day. Not even a low energy -4% one. Maybe a single pathetic -3% day and I'm not even sure.
We didn't experience a single dip so far. And the cumulative dip that maybe touched the -10% for 3 minutes is pathetic.

>>62107044
Trip as Alberto Barbosa.

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>>62107048
no one cares about the special operation. ukraine should have given up 5 years ago instead of draining european bank accounts.

>it was de escalating
>just petering out slowly
>blormpf chimps out again
>double closes the strait
Thanks tard

>>62107056
>which Iran would presumably retaliate, up to and including with nukes
They don't have Nuke, their retaliation is weak
The only thing they have now is drone-bombing random ship that enter the strait

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>>62107055
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I4VNtogbOo4&

Remember when Trump claimed that a whole civilization will die tonight? Yeah, nothing ever happens.

Why hasn’t Oil futures moved?

>>62107070
It was never gonna de-escalate cause both sides were never going to agree on the nuclear issue and the strait. How hard was it to see coming?

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FUCKING STOP YOU ORANGE FAGGOT

>>62106988
When did Trump need a license to do that? The only thing stopping Trump is the prospect of retaliation

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>>62107039
>Why does a white collar New York pimp and socialite sound like a New Yorker?
The conspiracy theories around Jeffy being this underworld mob boss that controlled the planet, when he was just a gooner that got lucky are so bizarre to me.

>>62107074
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS BUT THE STRAIT IS DOUBLE CLOSED NOW

>>62107075
It's not trading right now

>>62107078
NO, KEEP GOING!!!!! GET MORE UNHINGED JSUT FUCKIN' GO CRAZY

>>62107062
You have the reading comprehension of a LLM. retard. Covid and tariffs where fucking nothing. As expected out of a zoomer thinking those were major events. Jesus for fucks sake, someone that was on a fucking trip abroad in April 2025 and came back later in the month wouldn't even know the markets moved.
You retards are not cabled to understand what a multiyear down market is like.

>>62107084
Brent is at 96 on hyperliquid

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>complaining about the circus when you elected a clown

>>62106879
Does anyone seriously use earning whisperers or gives a shit about it?

I've met one person irl who clearly used it: a Chinese woman who was pretending to be a trader with a 4-monitor stand; 3 monitors and in the spare space she put a print-out of that weeks earnings whisperers. I ghosted but she text me a week later having confused me with another white dick.

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>4th April - "Open the fuckin' strait Iran!"
>12th April - "The U.S is going to close the strait"

>>62107078
Strait + tariffs combo. Nice. The market loves these topics.

>Trump says retarded shit
>/biz/ freaks out
>a few days later he walks it all back
>repeat every week
remember Nothing Ever Happens

>>62107093
and tariff everyone
and nuke cuba
and annex greenland
how does he come up with these whacky ideas?

>>62107093
If you can't beat em join em

>>62107069
I'd have agreed with you four years ago. Now if they lose Putin will 100% go for the Baltics seeing as Trump is pulling out of NATO

>>62107039
He thinks that because he was rich enough to hire a bunch of really smart people to explain their strategies to him in simpler terms.

>>62107088
hyperliquid isn't a real exchange it has no institutional buyers or sellers

>>62107078
The market is so cooked tomorrow.

>>62106907
>The star will gorge itself on clay
>The bear will leave its cave forever

I should have sold everything on Friday. I hit a ATH

>>62107067
10% is a nice dip. Another 10% means you could be up 20% in a few months. Very nice!

>>62107100
I mean blocking the straight chokes out EU and China which are both things he wants, technically. He wants EU to buy nothing but US oil and he wants China to have no oil.
Not sure it's a good plan in the long run but I see where he's coming from

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>failed negotiations into a blockade that ends with the fall of a republic
apologize to george lucas right now

When does the oil futures market open?

TRUMP: THE PRICE OF OIL AND GAS COULD BE LOWER BEFORE THE MIDTERM ELECTIONS, OR MAYBE A LITTLE HIGHER

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>double closes the strait
>50% tariff on China
Seriously can anyone explain to me what the FUCK is going on

Always the same shit weekend markets look like they're gonna dump then early morning on Monday these gook and chink monkeys pump it the hell up

>>62107076
They're both leverage and while strait is currently much more impactful, it can (and probably will) be taken away eventually. Nukes would give Iran permanent leverage, which both Israel and Trump wants to prevent.

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>>62106852
so circuit breaker monday and oil is back to 120?

>>62107078
somehow tariffs have returned

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>>62107104
>no institutional buyes or sellers
>24 hour volume: Two hundred million dollars

>>62107112
This evening

>>62107111
Star Wars is for children. It was still a bad idea for the movie.

If people weren't so racist, y'all would have listened to Professor Jiang. He's been saying for months what was gonna happen.

Soon, they will start attacking the desalination plants. Only people that short will make it.

But never forget. Even if you make it, so many innocent people will die at the hands of those bloodthirsty Americans and Israelites. I will try to help the world with the money I make. Just look at what they're doing in Cuba. Jesuschrist, it's basically a medieval siege. And Cuba is just an irrelevant island. Cubans are some of the nicest people in the world. The bloodthirst of the white American will never cease to amaze me.

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>>62106954
The US can survive it, but it's a strategic own-goal. US-aligned states are relatively more sensitive to high prices of oil and LNG than US rivals are. Furthermore, this incident will cause the whole world to seek alternatives to oil and LNG. China dominates the supply of these alternatives.

>>62107116
>muh tolls
>muh oil
>muh empire
It is called hubris and narcissism, together. An explosive cocktail

>>62107080
When you cut the avocado you've bought and it's just perfectly ripe - that's lucky.
When you own an island, there's a whole industry lining up teenagers for you to fuck, the kings, presidents, and whatnots from the entire world begging you to invite them to your parties - that's something else.

>>62107100
moscow

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>>62107114

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today i will remind them

>>62107121
grok is this true?

>>62107124
I watched it as a child and I loved it
>noooo children movies need to just be googoogaga shit
Retard take, all my friends watched The Matrix at like 12 too, and loved that

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>futures

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>>62107116
>Seriously can anyone explain to me what the FUCK is going on
Allowing any country to put a toll on an international waterway is unacceptable. The precedent that sets would disrupt international trade going forward to a level that would make a temporary dip from Iran being forced to open it's hormussy by force seem quaint in comparison.

>>62107121
Crypto shill baggie be gone!

>>62107135
I'm beginning to see a pattern here

>>62107128
China also has the most profitable coal-to-polymer process which is usually fed by naphta. South Korean and Japanese plastic factories already closed last month due to lack of naphta, plastic is gonna gonna become a luxury good now

>>62107135
Now retard monday is retard saturday and taco monday is actually taco tuesday
he delayed those by a day each

>>62107137
It actually is a retard take because I didn't get it, and I also didn't understand the Matrix until I rewatched it in college.

>>62107137
the red pill was a transexual allegory

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let the goyim deal in the real world, I'm gonna fuck off to Thailand and shoot up steroids while fucking soft ladyboys

>>62107135
kek. Americans have become so emotional. They used to larp as protestants, the work ethic and all that crap, the strong silent type. What happened to them? Is it all those meds they take?

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>>62107126
only line I care about is this line and what direction it goes friday at 8:00AM

if it goes up and to the right, its joever f'real

>>62107147
>american
>silent
¿¿??

>>62107062
Closing the strait won't properly hit until the end of the month. In Asia there's already a shortage of plastic bags.

>>62107078
>50% tariff on China

Oh so we're playing that bullshit again are we. I wonder how high the trade war will get this time - a million percent seems a good target.

There are only 2 constants
1. TACO Tuesday
2. TWO MORE WEEKS
The first is because of boomer brain, the second is for the insiders. It isn't that hard

>>62106976
>sweep it for mines (in progress)

May we see the minesweepers in action?

>>62107162
its like when I move my jira tickets to in progress so people think they're being worked on

>>62107151
Why do you care about that line when repo transactions have way more liquidity.

>>62107147
>the strong silent type. What happened to them?
Gary Cooper? he was gay?

>>62107139
Heh...

Trump is FORCING the world to hate Iran too...
Kill them even....

As NATO should, Iran is a bad guy country

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>>62107088
>blockchain

I feel like TACO on Monday. This blockade is super illegal.

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>>62107136
>no institutional buyers
50 cent posters for Trump are new to this so I will give some guidance.
Take it from my uncle, a long time car salesman
>"kid, best advice I can give you, never lie about anything someone can find out isn't true in under 5 minutes. remember that an you'll avoid a whole lot of problems all through your life"

>>62107168
you're retarded or high if you genuinely believe that

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Are sellers gonna wake the fuck up this week?

>>62107168
>Iran is a bad guy country
this but unironically and no I am not an israeli

>>62107174
is 209 mil a lot or nah I can't tell

>>62107165
Repo is being eschewed because its watched more heavily.

Also, can you tell me how many gap ups you see like that from baseline?
Basically none. Its a major signal.

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>>62107109
>"Joining in on closing the strait is a 4D chess move!"

>>62107178
No we'll be green on Monday. Nothing is rational in this market anymore.

>>62107139
Real talk
Don't people pay to pass through other channels like suez or Panama or Gibraltar? I don't think the workers and infrastructure just magically pay themselves

Damn it, I keep doubling down on microsoft when it dips, and then a month later it dips again harder. is microsoft gonig bankrupt? Am I literally just setting my money ablaze? Should I just be patient?

>>62107087
-30% = fucking nothing
SP500 flat = major event

>the massive bear market worse than -30% is coming i swear
lmao

Help me not miss the bottom again. What stocks and types of funds should i be monitoring and what signs do i need to pay attention to that tells me it’s all about to go up again?

Should i just hold cash until the next negotiations?

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>>62107186
Man people are saying this!

>>62107188
>Gibraltar
>Infrastructure
MIGA IQ on full display

>>62107181
But all the volume in assets is in SOFR, LIBOR is dead so eurodollar deposit doesn't matter and Fed funds is a minority rate for contracts I thought. Wouldn't you want to measure the volume for the rate actually used in the market

>>62107126
Didn't a guy here lose all his money listening to Professor Jiang?

>>62107188
A straight is not the same as a channel, inland retard

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I’ll let you guys in on some DC rumors floating around.
Trump agreed with Iran to send Vance because he knew Iran wouldn’t back down. He wanted Vance to see it firsthand because Vance is always the isolationist, nonintervention chud in the room disagreeing with military force. Not anymore.

>>62107121
>>62107174
The size of the oil futures market is 50-100 billion per day volume

200m is just bitcoin fags addicted to gambling

>>62107189
>investing in Microsoft
nigga thinks it’s the 90s

>>62107146
Is this a real porno? Sauce?

>>62107173
>super illegal
Why would that stop him? It didn't stop him from declaring that the US would seize any ship on the US blacklist if it tried to go to or from Venezuela, regardless of whether there were legal grounds to do so or not.

>>62107189
Theyre gay dead AIDS now, go and take a look at ETF weights, they’re more in apple than micropenis now

>>62107192
nobody really knows, see >>62107186
personally I think won't start to see any significant red till a possible recession in the second half of the year

>>62107146
Theme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgc_LRjlbTU

>>62107192
Tech in general and currently also gold. And you won't know what the bottom is unless you're an insider.

>>62107200
No. Vance knew that this would be a shitshow. He said as much before it happened. He doesn’t need to be convinced.

He was sent as the fall guy

>>62107200
Thanks Q, WWG1WGA MAGA 2028

>>62107189
If the market was rational, I would see Microsoft going the way of GE

but unless you're an insider there's no way of evaluating whether it will rise in this clown market, best to diversify

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WOAH BUDDY

>>62107200
Why? Vance is said to have opposed starting this war. Current events seem to just reinforce the correctness of his alleged initial opinion that this war never should have happened in the first place.

>>62107188
>Real talk
>Don't people pay to pass through other channels like suez or Panama or Gibraltar? I don't think the workers and infrastructure just magically pay themselves
The panama canal is a 100 foot wide man built channel with locks and pumps
The suez canal is 600 feet wide, man built, and also requires workers.
Gibraltar is a 10 mile wide strait that shipping companies DON'T PAY TO GO THROUGH because it's an international water way. Hormuz is 20 miles wide and is the same way. If Iran is allowed to charge people to go through it then who knows what would happen to other straits.

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Just made a limit sell order for premarket tomorrow. Im locking in some profit then rebuying when Trump has another genocidal meltdown

you think he actually consulted anyone else about the blockade, or did he just read a fox new article about a potential blockade, think it's a good idea, then impulsively tweet out that the navy is now blocking the strait?

>>62107037
Trying to rationally interpret Trump's actions is your first mistake. He is seething and doesn't want to look like a loser, that's it

Whatabout cuba and greenland, you told me it was over in iran
a naval blockade doesn't sound over to me

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>>62107196
What I'm telling you is that you can only view these things indirectly, as everything is being so heavily manipulated.

Obviously the market is, but also the data.

Reuters for example, which had the last genuine poll regarding the war, has stopped publishing, CPI is being manipulated to the point even Paul Krugman is calling is out for the healthcare bullshit, which they doubled down on in the most recent bake.

Its like a faint star anon, you can only see it out of the corner of your eye, if you look directly you want be able to see it.

>>62107200
There's a bigger story at work:
1. He sent Vance to Hungary to gargle Orban's balls when he's obviously about to lose and when he got on stage he managed to get through to Trump's voicemail before getting an impersonator to do the voice.
2. He then go sent to Iran to get clowned on by the Iranians.

Trump is just going to use him as a fall guy at this point.

My sister keeps sending me tiktoks of etfs/services/websites that track what stocks nancy pelosi buys, or congress buys, etc and copies their purchases.

Could it really be that easy?

>>62107005
>elections of some random shithole eastern european country?
Proxy but not quite accurate assesment of trump/vance popularity to try to help Orban. If Orban loses people are going to interpret it as a failure of trumps. Not completely accurate but vance was there campaigning for Orban.

>>62107208
It's just a couple 'online comedy' fags who made a youtube movie. Trannie is hot af but they're really married to some mid-thai women.

>>62107154
China probably wont let Iran single handidly destroy their economy and destabilize the communist party.

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>>62106852
>This happened because Trump and Rubio were too busy watching a UFC fight and sent in lollipop boy for negotiations instead

>>62107233
No, the investments can be disclosed much later than they were made, a month is what I remember. By the time they're published the insider play has already happened and you'll literally be holding a bag

>>62107237
they haven't bombed and blockaded Iran unprovoked so far

I'm worried that the the oil supply situation is now so fucked that even oil companies will somehow go bust. Can't sell anything if there's nothing to sell.

>>62107224
Do stop loss orders work on market open? I mean if it's going to immediately be -10% then there goes your profits before the order kicks in.

>>62107242
why do you love BP so much? Is it nationalism? You were a brit, am I right?

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>>62107221
Now, Vance realizes they are psycho cave men. No longer the anti-war chud in the room.

Also, look at all of the oil tankers coming to America. Look at the East-West pipeline in KSA. Strait of Hormuz may be irrelevant for years to come.

Trump is doing 360D chess right now. He’s smarter than you. Than me. Trust the plan.

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>>62106993
>How packed in are the ships in the Straight?
Ass to Ass

>>62107237
China is literally giving them missiles as we speak.

>>62107230
Why do they all look so aesthetic? The beards, the turbans, even the ones in Western dress look sharp.

>they were people here, on friday, that thought everything was over
Imagine being this naïve.

>>62107232
Orban isn’t losing lmao

>>62107241
im just using critical thinking. you should try it.

>>62107237
>China probably wont let Iran single handidly destroy their economy and destabilize the communist party.
China also cant let the US control Chinas energy and trade flow.

>>62107219
>>62107189
Think back to the pre-dotcom era when everyone knew that a massive computer revolution was coming but had no idea on who to bet on and once the dust settled it turns out the good bets were all companies that weren't publicly traded in the 70s and 80s. If you were a trader at the time you would've gone all in on IBM which was in a much stronger position than Microsoft is in now.

OIL Barons we are so back

>>62107236
What's the name of the ladyboy?

>>62107052
I'm not an expert but 10% do sounds like a lot, and the issue is that those 10% are critical for China's industrial capacity. No trucks, no mines, no ships...

But I'm sure they're getting tons of cheap russian oil anyway.

>>62107254
Past a certain age a man without a hat just doesn't look right
Even with the fake hair, it just doesn't look right

>>62107239
>the penalty for late filing is $200
holy kek

>>62107196
>SOFR
Also the key here is S.

These banks have no collateral because they are broke.

>>62107249
Yes actually. I like to support my local market. It's the main reason why I didn't buy XOM despite agreeing it's a better company.

>>62107256
polymarket and every poll says he is

>>62107254
The US hasn't been the best at fashion since a while, maybe they inherit it from the British. There's an interesting segment about French fashion here

https://youtu.be/I7T1ALM7DIQ?si=VKvy1A2Vqk44IGO7

>>62107253
go on finish your thought.

>>62107266
Bring back hats!

>>62107258
true.

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How do you call this repeating weekly pattern?

>>62107271
I see. Even if I don't agree with your thesis, I respect people that have values and are not NIHILISTs.

I wish you the best on your trade.

>>62107276
Baseball cap is the only thing you're allowed to wear these days without being cringe and tryhard. It's rough out there, I wish I could change my hat but there is literally only one that's acceptable

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>>62107256
>Orban isn’t losing lmao
this is the chart for election turnout today
vance support just tanked the odds for them too
>>62107248
no I think with stop loss youre fucked if it dumps too much premarket

>>62107279
The Open Corruption?

>>62107279
freedom

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>>62107272
>polymarket
>polls
Ya, you’re retarded
Screencapped to make fun of you later

>>62107279
The invisible hand of the market

>The God Ares enters the chat
https://x.com/rainmaker1973/status/2042951926111768664

>BREAKING NEWS
LIST OF COUNTRIES TO HELP TRUMP BLOCKADE THE STRAIT RELEASED

Afghanistan
Andorra
Armenia
Austria
Azerbaijan
Belarus
Bhutan
Bolivia
Botswana
Burkina Faso
Burundi
Central African Republic
Chad
Czechia
Eswatini
Ethiopia
Hungary
Kazakhstan
Kosovo
Kyrgyzstan
Laos
Lesotho
Luxembourg
Malawi
Mali
Moldova
Mongolia
Nepal
Niger
North Macedonia
Paraguay
Rwanda
San Marino
Serbia
Slovakia
South Sudan
Switzerland
Tajikistan
Turkmenistan
Uganda
Vatican City
Zambia
Zimbabwe

>>62107283
>this is the chart for election turnout today
>vance support just tanked the odds for them too
How long until they finish voting?

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>>62107286
likewise retard

>>62107250
>Also, look at all of the oil tankers coming to America
to drive up the price for American consumers?

>Look at the East-West pipeline in KSA
which is physically limited to 7mbpd, and which is operating below capacity because it got droned?

>>62107281
Thanks, anon.

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>>62107289

Oh no we’re fucked

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>US hurts the least from Hormuz being closed

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Did he even say thank you?

So Trump needs to hurry up. The 60 days are running out, and bond market is going to absolutely crash.

Has the additional carriers arrived?
I think they might just destroy Iran's oil infrastructure and leave and alcall it a w.

>>62107288
There aren't going to be boots.

There were going to be, but in light of recent developments, there won't be.

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>>62107289
>Vatican City
Doubt this. Pope has been fighting trump since day 1 of this.

>>62107292
>blahblahblah I’m retarded
It’s okay man, we get it. You’re a yuropoor

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>>62107208
>>62107263
she's cute as hell ;)
https://fapnut.net/connor-murphy-fucks-ladyboy-ginasexyladyboy/

>>62107290
in an hour and a half, note that they cant turn you down if you were in line before that
first results in 2 and half hours already
>66.01% turnout by 15:00 CEST

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>>62107037
>The only rational way to interpret what is going on
they want WW3 & trump rapes kids.

>>62107237
Did you miss the last time Trump tried to strong-arm them with tariffs only to have him TACO once they told him to fuck off?

>>62107242
There's definately going to get a point where the price of oil is going to smash valuations via demand destruction.

>>62107249
Not him but BP is a good pick to be honest. It has cash problems and cucked out on its own business strategy but the gap in valuation with the other oil majors is irrational.

>>62107256
What possible reason would you have for Orban winning this. The dude literally got caught plotting an assassination attempt on himself, planting explosives on a Russian pipeline in Serbia to blame on Ukraine and his son is sending Hungarians to die on Chad on a 50% casualty rate because Jesus told him to do it.

>>62107296
EUroboros we eating good on Monday.

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>>62107289
I'm gonna need a source for this anon.

>>62107289
Why???

>>62107289
>4rd world countries.
can you even call them countries?

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>>62107250
Vance already knew that they can’t be reasoned with you dumb migger. While Trump was telling UFC fighters that they’re too sexy to be fighting, he was on a completely futile mission.

MIGA is so fucking dumb man

>>62107300
Based I may have to reconsider catholicism considering how many protestant sects just laid down and let trump shit all over them because "HE IS BRINGING THE END TIMES!!!"

>>62107305
Thanks.

>>62107296
US hurts the least from the fact that goyim living in the real world are hurting. US just brushes that off