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jet fuel edish
>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/
https://x.com/sentdefender
>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/
>European indices
https://live.euronext.com/en
https://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/
>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/
>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices
>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits
>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings
>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
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first for Magyar Péter
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Trade blockages are good actually. Our oil is being sold all over. Trust the plan.
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>>62107343
it will be interesting to see if the EU or Asia do anything. EU will probably just sit there and suffer under record energy prices lol.
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>>62107346
you just know... I wish a woman would look at me like that
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>>62107359
you either got it or ya don't
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>>62107356
China is going to shit-test Trump on this, and drive a CCP boat through it. Trump will obviously TACO
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>>62107356
EU doesnt get screwed enough to really give that much of a shit. Only around 7% of the fuel supply for the EU comes from the Gulf.
The blockade is lethal for Asia tho.
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>the Pope AND Alex Jones think Trump is a demon
can they both be wrong??
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The ships in the straight are packed in
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>>62107381
Trump is collapsing the middle-east oil/LNG market so people buy from him. He doesn't want the Strait open
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>>62107371
>As of March 2026, Qatari liquefied natural gas (LNG) is a critical component of Europe's energy mix, supplying roughly 9–14% of its LNG imports
its probably more LNG. time will tell if Europe tries to do anything or if they just sit there and pay.
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>>62107335
>17:00 CEST
>record 74.23% turnout
yeah Orban is fucked LMAO, VANCE IS A DUMB NIGGY NIGGER
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what if israelis are just leftover pure neanderthal trying to genocide homo sapiens and anti semitism is really just homo sapien survival? I mean beebee does have some neanderthal phenotype traits and neanderthals really really hated homo sapiens.
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Here's the full breakdown:
https://www.consilium.europa.eu/en/infographics/where-does-the-eu-s-ga s-come-from/
>Norway: 30.9% – 89.3 bcm
>United States: 26.2% – 75.6 bcm
>North Africa: 12.7% – 36.7 bcm
>Russia: 12.5% – 36.0 bcm
>United Kingdom: 4.4% – 12.8 bcm
>Azerbaijan: 3.9% – 11.3 bcm
>Qatar: 3.7% – 10.6 bcm
>Others: 5.7% – 16.4 bcm
the good thing about LNG is that reserves are pretty large and were entering spring to theres plenty of time for the situation to resolve itself before peak demand
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>>62107385
A month is nothing. In the past they had ships stuck for 8 years in the suez canal.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow_Fleet
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>>62107404
>explain what? America has dominant supplies now with Venezuala
Thats not how oil works. Whys WTI so high? Because theyre all buying from us oil companies. thats good for us oil companies but that doesnt help prices of gas or consumers.
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this is not real theres no way hes this retarded this is not real theres no way hes this retarded this is not real theres no way hes this retarded this is not real theres no way hes this retarded this is not real theres no way hes this retarded this is not real theres no way hes this retarded this is not real theres no way hes this retarded this is not real theres no way hes this retarded this is not real theres no way hes this retarded this is not real theres no way hes this retarded this is not real theres no way hes this retarded this is not real theres no way hes this retarded
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>>62107407
>"You know, Mike Johnson is a very religious person," Trump added. "He does not hide it. He'll say to me sometimes at lunch, 'Sir, may we pray.' I'll say, 'Excuse me? We're having lunch in the Oval
>"I don't know about me, so I hang around him because I feel unprotected a little bit," he said, chuckling.
Knowing this first of all, that scoffers will come in the last days with scoffing, following their own sinful desires.
>t. fellow prot
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Am I the only one that lurks these threads that doesn't day trade? My entire 200k portfolio is in ETFs and mutual funds. The market going up or down doesn't matter since I won't start taking dividends for 5-10 years when I have 500 to 700k (I invest almost my entire paycheck)
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>>62107419
seems like he is
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I prefer light hearted and silly happenings
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>>62107441
You'd be more likely to see the EU put in a price cap for oil buys on the continent than you'd see the USA ban exports. It would still have the same effect and cause shortages in the EU, but critical industries wouldn't be as impacted since Europoors don't have free will so they could force oil rationing on the consumer side much more easier.
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>>62107451
It's R*ddit copypasta.
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>>62107436
I don't trade, I just come here the economic happenings
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>>62107459
Pretty sure they switched to just sending 5 dudes over to your hotel room with Ali Baba swords and a giant garbage bag to carry you out.
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So /biz/, which stocks will you buy on the Monday dip?
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Copium?
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got daym boy
michigan sentiment survey
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>>62107473
>Buy
Can't buy if the circuit breaker is tripped.
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>>62107454
Their gas prices doubled despite rationing. You can’t fucking ration harder. Like not sure what their game plan is here doing absolutely nothing but wagging their finger at trump.
They don’t have nuclear, gas, and lets not forget they thought wind and solar was gonna save them. EU as a whole has little wind and sunlight to utilize and they wasted billions on that.
Also they pissed off trump for not letting the US use their bases at least so I feel like gas export limits are likely on the table for EU if nothing changes.
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>>62107471
Right here, brother
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>>62107474
no
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>>62107483
>university of michigan's goyim sentiment index is down
Great time to buy.
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>Their gas prices doubled despite rationing. You can’t fucking ration harder.
They can ration much harder. With the amount of surveillance and data available now, it'd be trivially easy to allow only a few liters per car on certain days. We'll see if Europe gets to that point or not.
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>>62107479
2nd order derived copium Mr. Mumu
Copium for copium.
The markets are being manipulated directly by circular trading and price fixing.
This is a bargaining copium in an attempt to believe market forces are still at play with an ex-post-POMPto rationalization.
They aren't!
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I'm tired of jewish nonsense boss.
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>>62107500
Nigger I know over 99% of them cucked on the vaccines but I’m pretty sure any normalfag would riot if they don’t get to enjoy modern day shit like fucking basic electricity.
They would be stupid to ration harder. That’s why I said gas export limits may be on the table.
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Idk maybe he’s trying to force desperate EU gas companies to speedrun venezuela investment despite getting screwed over many times by the government there.
Again I feel like gas export limits are on the table.
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>>62107436
have a seven figure dividend focused portfolio, i just come here for entertainment and to gauge sentiment. I've found that /smg/ gets annoyingly political and retarded at market bottoms, and I've actually used it a few times now to time my buys.
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Gold will go to 4.2k tonight.
Not sure what spy will do. Probably erase last few days of gains. Tech getting btfo.
The annoying thing with Trump is that you never know when he 360 and market rockets again. I don't want to buy tomorrow i want to see how things plays out.
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This is the kind of guy who shorted oil
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>>62107542
Why do you simp for muslims so much?
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>>62107552
Why do you simp for kikes?
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>>62107540
i had 0dte GLD puts friday i lost 40% on. immediately dumps after close which was just super duper
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>>62107557
Because they are based
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Would you still invest in ETF's in this case?
In Ireland there is a deemed disposal on ETF's, so every 8 years from first purchase of ETF, you have to pay 38% on unrealised gains. so like from year 8 onwards, you're basically paying taxes every year. Can't offset losses
Or invest in individual stocks thats taxed at 33% on realised gains. and you get 1270 Euro tax free every year.
Don't really have time to be researching this stuff all the time and keeping up with the news.
Would you just accept the deemed disposal thing and go for ETFs anyways?
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Why should we feel bad that israel treats muslims who constantly commit terrorist attacks inside israel and martyring themselves poorly. Do you expect us to have forgotten about all the attack muslims have committed against europeans over just the last couple decades
It's not like these poor muslims don't dance in the street when jews die or try to strive for some sort of lasting peace, no they make constitutions and flags promoting war and extermination of jews and israel, this is like the most basic eye for an eye shit, but you want us to be sympathetic
Is it all the cousin fucking and inbreeding muslims do that blinds them to this reality, supposedly jews are the inbred ones, but im not so sure
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Ratings:
>NBC: Up 15%
>CBS: Up 6%
>ABC: Up 1%
>CNN: Up 52%
>MS NOW: Up 18%
>Fox News: Down -20%
Is it worth shorting FOX?
If they're down 20% during a war, isn't that super bearish?
How much of their revenue comes from news?
It dumped 3% in a day but can it go lower?
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Let’s hope Hungary does the right thing so they can send money to Ukraine to fight the ruZZians
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>>62107594
CNN is so shit and promotes the far left and far right dynamic too fucking much, this should scare the shit out of everyone, CNN should die for the betterment of mankind not see a fucking resurgence, this makes me ill i want to fucking barf
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>>62107436
I have about 60% in indexslop, mostly because of some stuff that ballooned recently. Maybe I should reduce my individual stocks to 10-15%
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>They don't have nuclear
Is this the average knowledge and intellect of the average /smg/ poster?
Fucking grim.
Learning from the 70's, the EU energy balance is fairly diversified, if anything.
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I agree, sad that that new investor/CEO guy couldn't save them.
However I also want to make money, and FOX had been trending down for a while even at 30$
If they can't are hemorrhaging viewers during a war, which is what (R) viewers love, then its insanely bearish unless I am missing something.
Long-term AI poses huge risk to movies and media generally as well.
All 20th Century makes is high production value CGI slop, so they have basically no moat against AI if it can make similarly good looking special effects stuff from content creators.
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>Why should we feel bad that israel treats muslims who constantly commit terrorist attacks inside israel and martyring themselves poorly. Do you expect us to have forgotten about all the attack muslims have committed against europeans over just the last couple decades
>It's not like these poor muslims don't dance in the street when jews die or try to strive for some sort of lasting peace, no they make constitutions and flags promoting war and extermination of jews and israel, this is like the most basic eye for an eye shit, but you want us to be sympathetic
>Is it all the cousin fucking and inbreeding muslims do that blinds them to this reality, supposedly jews are the inbred ones, but im not so sure
>t. Sabrina Carpenter
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>IRAN'S REVOLUTIONARY GUARDS SAY MILITARY VESSELS APPROACHING STRAIT OF HORMUZ WILL BE CONSIDERED A CEASEFIRE BREACH AND WILL BE DEALT WITH STRONGLY
can't wait for futas opening
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>>62107576
>Would you still invest in ETF's in this case?
What happened to all of Ireland's tax benefits for companies to put their HQ there? From your info seems like the best option is to go with stocks. Just look at the ETF holdings and you can invest in the same stocks and create your own 'ETF' consisting of the same stocks to get the same performance and reduce risk. You are going to need to pay higher taxes to pay for all the africans you imported that don't work.
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silly bobos we still got 10 days of ceasefire left. Since I don’t deal with the real world like the rest of you goyim, I’ll give you the script. First deals don’t work out, next there will be signs of rising tensions and escalations maybe even some attacks and then on the last day of the ceasefire a deal will be struck and it will all end. It all ends April 22
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>>62107436
80% in equities etfs and 20% in stocks of companies I believe in. I'm still young (30) so I haven't looked into investing in bonds or safe haven assets like precious metals. Been occasionally buying options but I'll be switching to a low risk wheel options strategy to generate income.
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>>62107618
Fox's viewership demographics keeps aging into the grave and even they can't put a positive spin on this catastrophe, at least not till there are boots on the ground and then can embed reporters, since everything is being done from the air, plus everyone still remembers because it was burned laser etched style onto their brains how disastrous gas prices rising was for biden and wondering why the same criticism isn't being levied towards trump since he directly caused it and are just tuning out the new completely hoping it just goes away, the right hates accepting responsibility so my guess would be their just tuning out completely to ignore all the L's they are taking waiting to unbury their heads in the sand waiting for some W's to come rolling in
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>>62107634
>but I'll be switching to a low risk wheel options strategy to generate income.
Who wants to tell him?
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>>62107629
>What happened to all of Ireland's tax benefits for companies to put their HQ there?
Yeah the country is good for companies to setup here but you're fucked as a retail investor.
Yeah a lot of taxable events to try and re-balance shit constantly. There's no winning really and if I was to go that route, probably would have to end up keep an eye at the stocks constantly. Guess I'll just have to set aside time for that.
Everything is taxed to shit here, gotta love it
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wouldnt be suprised if we just crab tomorrow because everyone has gotten so used to getting tacod
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>>62107605
What a centrist chad look.
Just standing calmly next to the clown ads your opponent makes of you, let their hysterics embarrass themselves.
The only people who threw money at a gold toilets was whoever paid money to put one on a billboard.
Kek, it gives the same aura as mocking baggies.
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Imagine getting shaken out by the weakest FUD in a lifetime. Why don’t you buy NRGU?
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>>62107631
Blame the Muslims or Blame the Jews!
Your spine and guts Bo Bo still chews!
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>>62107663
kek
https://youtu.be/YBDc1UZkee4?si=xKl_ZemLZOAi6hYj
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>>62107639
Hundreds of billions of dollars of tax payer money are spent on 'homeless' and 'immigrants' but the money is funneled into 'charities' and 'non profits' where the owners are getting fucking rich. As fucked up as it is might as well join the game and get some money. Look into setting up your non-profit (or whatever they call it in Ireland) and figure out how to get on the gravey train before it ends.
https://www.ireland.ie/en/irish-diaspora/emigrant-support-programme/
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Tomorrow morning right at open Trump is going to say "just kidding. I'm not blockading shit" and the market will go into full euphoria despite the fact that absolutely nothing has changed.
If you can't see this then you are lost.
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>the goyim shorted oil
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>>62107692
Trust in Trump
https://youtu.be/7P3_Rw2bsvQ?si=b5XEbkaR1NrISuuI
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>>62107692
>y-you cant fire me! I quit!
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>>62107702
I think at some point he will just leave the iranians with their israeli friends alone
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>>62107677
I have witnessed this numerical occurrence
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>>62107692
lets dispel the notion that donald trump doesnt know what hes doing. he knows exactly what hes doing.
https://youtu.be/_sfS1sytbps?t=5176
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>>62107692
My guess is that Trump wants permenant control of the straight.
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The real question, is do civilian vessels still have to pay Iran?
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>>62107737
if only you knew...
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>>62107747
Iran just gets to play with the strait for a bit, when the hormussy is ready to settle down, it'll be America to wife it up.
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>>62107777
Look at those digits
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OIL status?
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>Iran entered this war assuming they wouldnt get a single oil sale off
No they didn't you fucking retard the fact that we haven't started blowing up their gay island / tankers is the only reason they still exist. If we cut off that source of revenue for them a full blown chimp out is their only option.
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Bullish?
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>>62107793
Theyre funding their gov with sales from last year likely. If you enter a war you dont expect to be able to casually sell your oil. The fact that its been this long is bonus money for them.
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>>62107785
I guess but not sure how or where you build a base when the bases currently even further away from iran got hammered and evac'd out. How do you defend a base even closer to them?
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>>62107436
I don't day trade
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>>62107811
>Where and how you build a base and defend it
I don't know either anon.
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>>62107816
because you already made enough money, right? right?
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>>62107785
>>>/fit/77189330
my latest fitness progress. it's a week old now, i've gotten even stronger. i'm excited for intc earnings, getting rich with that company was always plan a for me and it's beginning to play out. you know i love you and i'm thinking about you.
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Extremely bullish?
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>>62107790
Cognitively dissonanced
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>>62107831
if oil doesn't gap to 100 then the market simply is not effecient or forward looking.
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I want oil to spike and tech be buried. Is it too much to ask?
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Interesting developments if Iran claims that the strait is currently open. I guess that may not be permanent and the assumption was that Iran would've wanted to toll and control the strait long-term, which USA wouldn't want.
I think now that it's pretty clear that Israel won't end this until Iran gives away its enriched uranium as strait of Hormuz being opened seems like a very plausible part of negotiations. Now I'd assume that the goal is to take away the uranium somehow, which may prove very difficult, so USA may just want to take control of the strait now and deal with getting the enriched Uranium later on as it'd probably remove much of the urgency.
Either way I think that oil getting through Hormussy is still very likely to happen within a couple of weeks, though the conflict self may take much longer to resolve. Maybe, just guessing, would make sense to me.
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slow and steady progress
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>>62107819
.....no
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>>62107848
RUMBLE ON
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Bros.. is this it?
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uh oh bros... I'm actually in EUROPE
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have you heard of "what three words"?
every location can be easily found with 3 words.
its such a great system but has 0 use in todays world.
thank you for your attention on this matter.
https://what3words.com/limo.reserve.skews
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>>62107848
>relentless demand
>HALF OF ALL AI DATA CENRER PROJECTS CANCELLED
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jerome please
summon the taco
we need it
thank u mister jerome
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>>62107860
there is no more music, just clown honks
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>>62107692
there must be some kind of seriously compromising blackmail in CCP's hands or they wouldn't be behaving like this
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>>62107848
>going to school to become a journalist and save le world, going $200k into debt, and then becoming a hack for hire literally writing lies to make the average wagie lose their life savings to make the salary of a McDonalds regional manager
No matter what kind of faggot you are, or tranny, or kissless handholdless incel chud, or how brown, no matter how much money you lost in the market or have beclowned yourself, it is LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE to be more pathetic than the average journo.
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>>62107846
Doomer fags get the rope. Imagine not making barrels full of money because you hate tech.
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I remember about 4 years ago I talked to one of the managers of the largest Chinese equities fund in the West and he was talking about how he expected it to take 30 years for the Yuan to overtake the dollar as the global reserve currency. Just absolutely amazing how much our politicians have fucked the country. Obama and Bush bailed out the elite class with tax payer dollars setting up the slow pitch for trump to hit it out of the park with his Covid bills and now tariff and Iran chimpouts, just amazing.
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He's setting up another taco
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>>62107939
>By the way, Iran. There's a $250 mil minimum. That could be a lot, or a little. Depends how much you work on it.
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Anons, I am requesting the bear with Rolex over a purple nostalgic image if you have it.
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>>62107955
>Niggers
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This market is too fucking tiring bros, im fucking done. DONE! I'm just gonna hold my ETFs and let whatever happens happen
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Priorities
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fucking retards, holy shit
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I fell for the deal meme, where is my refund?
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how can i make it better if you won't tell me what's wrong babe? how can you doubt now that i would? there's no real obstacles between us, it's all in your mind and we can talk through everything. you've never met anyone like me before and you still don't know what i can do for you.
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>>62107939
/smg/ is dumb but not this dumb
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4 oclock and no one posting but glowies, not bobos not mumus, yay!
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>>62107614
>OIL TOP IS IN
>MARKET BOTTOM IS IN
>FUTURES WILL RESUME UP AND TO THE RIGHT
>OIL WILL RESUME DOWN AND TO THE RIGHT
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>>62107966
He's a gayboy and that's what's in the Epstein files. Evidence of him blowin' dudes.
That explains both why he doesn't want it released and why the Dems also didn't release it. Being turbo-gay is not a crime and would not hurt him politically. In this world it might even help him.
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>>62108034
What'll really get exciting is when indexs don't move either.
When the underlying's move but theres so much stability pumping go one the leveraged funds stay flat.
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>>62108040
big if true
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>>62108048
No you won't silly Mumu!
You already know that's true from last week!
You're gunna stay in and wait for Mr. Bobo!
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>futures
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L M A O
Shouldn't have let JD Vance campaign for your boy. He's a jinx.
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>>62108055
>jeeted
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>>62108072
God I hope you lose a lot of money kek. Post oil puts.
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>>62108072
you forgot this
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5d chess
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> oil computer
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So Trump blocking the strait is just so he can act like he's in control and unblock it at his whim to pump the markets, right? It just gives him a pump button?
>>62107734
Completely agree, could not believe the VIX was below 20.
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You guys don't get it, do you? Trump can sustain a naval blockade against Iran indefinitely without need congressional approval. The 60 day congressional war powers deadline was been replaced with one that expires when Trump leaves office. Gg no re for the global economy.
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OIL OPENS IN 2 HOURS
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>>62108107
Are you ready?
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>futures
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