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>FIRST 3 POSTS
>ALL RED IDS
AHHHHH ITS OVERR SELL IT ALLLLL

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AVGO

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Im selling everything as soon as premarket opens.

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Your country needs you to help open the Hormussy.....

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>Once, Zhuang Zhou dreamed he was a butterfly, a butterfly flitting and fluttering about, happy with himself and doing as he pleased. He didn't know that he was Zhuang Zhou.
>Suddenly he woke up and there he was, solid and unmistakable Zhuang Zhou. But he didn't know if he was Zhuang Zhou who had dreamt he was a butterfly, or a butterfly dreaming that he was Zhuang Zhou. Between Zhuang Zhou and the butterfly there must be some distinction! This is called the Transformation of Things.

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>people don’t understand Trump’s genius
This will be Trump’s Siege of Alesia

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>>62108155

>>62108152
they will probably be experiencing "technical difficulties" on a day like tomorrow.

shoulda sold last week

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>>62108152
not very smart

Guess I'm loading up on SOXL calls tomorrow

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>>62108155
>Siege of Alesia

I agree that the Epstein file evidence that he is hiding is probably his homosexuality. Idk why everyone has forgotten that in 2012 he actually campaigned to allow trans women in his beauty pageants. I mean the man is from 1980s New York, he probably partied with Warhol and Keith Haring every day.

ETHNICALLY DIVERSE MONDAY

>>62108167
YMCA!

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Countdon to TACO, Countdon to Green futures, Countdon to Monday Pomp, Countdon to the end of the blockade, Countdon to the lie about the strait being open

>>62108166
I’m smarter than you

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You should of listened. But your racism and hybris, that arrogance that makes you feel superior to orientals, made you unreasonable and now you're cooked.

You still have time.

>futures

>>62108155
Caesar invested Alesia to prevent reinforcements breaking them out. No-one was sending reinforcements to Iran.

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You know i predicted in /smg/ a couple weeks ago that the course of action with the least amount of resistance would be just counter blockading Iranian oil. And that in my opinion it was what the admin was ultimately going to have to do unless they wanted to completely surrender to Iran.
But all I got in response was angry seething of the flabbergasted and low IQ calling me an oil baggie.
I’ll be closing my position on my told you so contracts now,

>>62108179
buy an ad lol

>>62108179
I'm a racist chud and I'm pro Iran dough

should i convert to judaism? i always thought being one of the chosen people sounded cool and i like curb your enthusiasm

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i think a deal has been made. i think what's going on right now is a sweetener for the jews, some last-minute scamming, but i can't imagine that iran's position is that they haven't been hit hard enough yet. beyond allowing a window for scamming, something like this is cosmetically positive for the iranian leadership, both domestically and for their foreign partners, it serves to save face and demonstrate they are tough negotiators. maybe i'm wrong, but when reality doesn't make sense to me i try to connect the dots myself, and this is the picture i'm getting.

>>62108178
I didn't mention your intellect agent anon, only the retarded ideas you're shilling.

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>>62108183
You don’t know what you’re talking about

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>futures

>>62108189
It really is a sensible decision by the US. If someone tries to bully you and try to be the big dog in the yard, you bully them back and show them who’s boss

>>62108193
You can't convert. It's not an universal religion like Christianity or Islam

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all aboard the gains train.

>>62108189
I don't believe you. Post the archive link.

>>62108189
weird that they weren't boarding those ships from the get go. whatever retarded shit Dump says, it'll probably just be targeting iranian ships which have been getting oil out. still bullish oil

>>62108204
google told me you can

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Hey smiggers, whatever happens in a few hours just remember the real gains made were the frens along the way :3

It might get ugly out there, but we'll always have each other, we'll aways have smigger migger general <3

>>62108189
Post the post.

doesn't matter we're opening green

I hate stocks

>>62108212
No. The gains are the market gains. I hate all of you either way.

>>62108193
You can't just join, goy. Your mother has to be Jewish.

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Monday funday tech cheapies?!?!?!

>>62108204
you can just not all denominations recognize you as jewish

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>>62108214
Probably true. With jews, you win

>>62108214
TRUE. BOBOS ARE GONNA GET BUTTFUCKED HARD

>>62108212
I'm only here hanging out with /smg/ Nazis 10 hours a day because I'm a loser with no money and no life. Once I make it big on oil I'm going to make IRL friends in Monaco.

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>Door for diplomacy with Iran remains open - WSJ cites officials

This is all theatre, and baby we are in the third act. TACO Tuesday. Peace by Friday. New conflict by May.

>Door for diplomacy with Iran remains open - WSJ cites officials
>Despite defiant statements from the US and Iran the door remains open for further diplomacy and a second round of talks could be held within days, the officials said.

ITS FUCKING OVER BOBOS. UP AND TO THE RIGHT MARKETS GO DOWN GOES OIL

Axios won't be able to help you for much longer. Reality will always be stronger than your dellusions

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>>62108230
I'm a loser with loads of money and I mask as normie passing, Monaco is fucking tiny and lame you will get bored after a week. Cannes is arguably nicer. Nice was nice until it became all Islamic.

BP should do well though good luck my smiggie wiggie :3

>>62108231
>>62108232
I know it's fake news but did this come from a real person on Iran's side?

BOBOS ON SUICIDE WATCH

KISS MY AXIOS BOBO BAGGIE BTFO KEK

>>62108231
>>62108232
DON'T DO IT NIGGER BOY I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU TACO... I ALREADY ORDERED MY TICKETS TO MONACO

>>62108231
Yeah this strait thing is getting old now.

>>62108230
You seem like a good person that is not a nihilist. I respect you. How much money do you have available to invest every month?

>>62108232
>STOP LOOKING AT HEADLINES REEEEEEE!
>LOOK AT THIS HEADLINE! I'M RIGHT!
shut the fuck up

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Is not destroying the global economy for a schizo desert cult too much to ask?

>>62108155
If you blockade their blockade, you win

>>62108248
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BOBO CRASH CANCELED KEK BAGGIE

>>62108230
in Monaco? You hoping for a x1000000?

>>62108240
Lol I'm sitting in the ghetto reading some rich guy saying Monaco is boring. I will see. I heard Cannes has a film festival, might check that out as well. And thanks :)

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>>62108225
I really don't understand why this seems to be being pushed, often by what seem like Jewfrens.

While it might be a little morale boost in the long run, if you convince everyone that it is the Jews who really do have this kind of sway over the market, then normies in the future will blame Jewfrens for losses when they take them.

People mention hands they won every so often, but they never forget or shut up about hands they lose.

Unless you are actually antisemetic, which many who are posting along these lines don't seem to be, I think this is a very bad line of attack and should be abandoned.

>>62108249
Its antisemitic for one, bigot!

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>>62108232

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>ΔO_BSOH>0 f(f(O))>f(O)

The Iranians are providing you the formula to generational wealth, and you're blackpilling?

https://x.com/mb_ghalibaf/status/2043425869570416802

>>62108256
moirale boost in the short run, in the long run*

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>>62108255
Are you a Britshit or an Ameripoor Mr. BP? I need to know so I can change my tone accordingly.

>>62108260
>ΔO_BSOH>0 f(f(O))>f(O)
What does it mean

>>62108260
this nigger speaking in tongues maybe iranians really are the devil
save me israel

>US CENTCOM: Forces will start blockade of all maritime traffic entering and exiting Iranian ports on Monday, 10 AM ET.

This means TACO at 9:30 AM ET

>Vance goes to meet the Pope
>The Pope dies almost immediately after
>Vance goes to negotiate with Iran
>Negotiations collapse immediately after
>Vance goes to shill for Orban
>Orban gets heemed immediately after
Starting to sense a pattern with this fucker

>>62108247
Umm thanks. I try to see the good in the world and other people. Ignore the edgy stuff I post here. Umm couple hundred quid. £500 on a good month, £200 on a bad one.

>>62108271
He should go to israel

>>62108266
Translated directly, if the delta of something is greater than 0 it implies some composite function is greater when composed with itself.

If you could figure out what O_BSOH is in this case it'd help..

>>62108249
Is this a Henri de Tolouse-Lautrec painting?

>>62108266
if delta of brent greater than zero, then new price is greater than old price

>>62107803
Iran can still drone other ships if the US lets some through. Now mostly the US looks more retarded than already

>>62108260
He must have missed the part where we're letting everyone through in intervals besides Iran who gets less than nothing out of this. Temporary spike, maybe but massive drops in intervals are certain

>>62108260
>ΔO_BSOH>0 f(f(O))>f(O)
>BSOH
B Strait of Hormuz?

>>62108274
hey babygirl

>>62108275
Edward Hopper

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oil will rise tomorrow but the market will crab

>>62108260
Americans have cathedrals?

>>62108271
>becomes senator at 38
>becomes VP candidate instantly
>becomes VP at age 41
10 years ago he was nobody maybe hes just controlling the world or something lol

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The only way to stop oil going up is if the usa completely retreats? Thats how i see it, what do the other oil tycoons think?

>>62108280
Change in Oil (price with) Blocked Strait of Hormuz

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>>62108266
>>62108280

Orban going down is pretty much the beginning of the end for Trump. His victory was the worst thing that could've happened to the far right. He is so fucking dumb and disliked internationally that even fucking Starmer became more marginally more popular by simply calling him dumb. Unpopular centrist governments like France's and Germany's are simply gonna position themselves as anti-Trump and the ADF or the RN are getting sunk by Trump and Vance campaigning for them.

>>62108284
0 should be the x axis

>>62108289
>usa takes over the strait
>lets ships go through
the end

>>62108253
I have a friend with £100k, If I can double my £3k I'll probably convince him to join in. He says he's thinking about it.

>>62108292
The world doesn't like trump because he benefits america and they aren't america. they hate us cause they anus

>>62108290
>Blocked
that's probably it, so he's not really revealing anything remotely cryptic here just saying what we already know.. kind of a brainlet attempt at a flex desu

>>62108296
Damn, I'm going to be at work.

>>62108292
He's just going to chimp out and say the full economic weight of the US is now against Hungary since they didn't vote for his preferred candidate.

I WISH A NAVAL VESSEL WOULD SAIL INTO MY HORMUSSY

Trump will block and wait for Iran to make a move, Iran will chimpout and blame Israel, Israel and USA bombs Iran some more.

CHINA AND SHITDIA WILL DO SOMETHING

>>62108296
just in time for the market to be open

>>62108301
He will TACO out a few minutes before

>>62108298
I'm afraid BP will never be an adequate vehicle to make that measly £3K into real adult money.

You need to be riskier, IQE, NOW, MU, GRRR, NBIS, AAIO, IREN, RDDT, HOOD, GRAB etc

These companies have potential to more than double rapidly over the coming months, IQE & NBIS & GRRR can more than triple very quickly. BP does not. Take gains and reinvest into riskier assets immediately.

>t. Multimillionaire who wants to mentor you

>>62108300
did you ever get into geometry babe? i didn't have time for math in school because i was hounded by succubi, so busy all the time, but i really liked geometry, doing proofs and playing with my compass. i have a feeling you're really good at math.

>>62108305
they could blockade the american blockade blockading the iranian one

>>62108263
British.
>>62108283
The guy who did the 2am restaurant painting? He is cool too.
>>62108286
Fake ones, yes.

Holy shit its real

>>62108305
china enslaves mudslims and hates religion and hinpoos hate mudslims

If I had a couple million I'd probably move to Norway or some place like that and live a quiet, relaxed life. Or I'd move to the city my parents came from.

53 MINUTES UNTIL RELENTLESS FUTA PUMP

i bought the mu top and sold the bottom
lost 500 euros
now i wm 7k in the reds this year

DOOMPA

>>62108309
as his mentor tell him to get a job lmao

MICRON, WESTERN DIGITAL, AND SEAGATE ARE ALL GOING TO CRASH ON MONDAY. THAT SHIT WAS FAKE AND GAY. KEK BAGGIES

>>62108319
i would instantly move to japan with 200k

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>>62108312
the real succubi are within the maths

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So, what do you all think it'll happen in 50 minutes with the OIL trade? ANY BETS?

Shaking weak cum out of the balls

Oil is now over 100

so are all my USO calls going to get IV crushed tomorrow resulting in me making no money or what

>>62108289
Not really because Israel and Iran still want to bomb each other.

>>62108325
aren't you scared of racism and feeling like you're worsening their society by being there

>>62108323
A job in the UK is more of a liability than is worth the effort, risky investments made rashly off anonymous shitposts is the true path to wealth in modern Britain.

It's so easy to see you all are weirdos and outcasts. Like becoming rich and moving to Norway lmfao.

I guess that's why I come to this place. It makes you see how different we humans can be.

>>62108328
OIL INSTANTLY DUMPS. SCOTT BUSSY IS SITTING IN HIS GAMER CHAIR LICKING HIS LIPS, BUTTPLUG FULLY INSERTED, READY TO SHORT THIS BIG OIL BITCH

>>62108309
I am not a risk taker, sorry. Riding on one stock is the limit for me. Lost £400 in one day on 3x leveraged oil. Learned my lesson. In any case I am not interested in tech. too volatile and I generally dislike it's effects on society. I know this is rich coming from an oil shill but at least we genuinely need it unlike social media or AI.

>>62108320
Is that when OIL opens?

glad I held my oil into the weekend

>>62108327
i don't get it. she's gonna have to teach me a lot.

>>62108344
I BET THE GUY WHO GOT PHYSICAL DELIVERY OF 2000 BARRELS ISNT HAVING A GREAT TIME HOLDING THAT OIL

>>62108305
What do you mean by Shitdia?
India?
Or Nvidia?

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>futa pre-cum

>>62108338
>OIL INSTANTLY DUMPS. SCOTT BUSSY IS SITTING IN HIS GAMER CHAIR LICKING HIS LIPS, BUTTPLUG FULLY INSERTED, READY TO SHORT THIS BIG OIL BITCH
KEK. It's funny because it might be unironically true. All covered in baby oil, diapers to avoid shitting himself...

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>>62108328
They'll let oil run for a bit so the gigashort nets more profits as retards all ape in and lose everything at one fell swoop

>>62108312
I used to be into amateur maths, made my own infinite series for pi and a bunch of other stuff. I preferred the applied side though but I found that amateur contributions were not as accepted there for some reason.

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>>62108340
Mentorship rescinded, I wish you all the very the worst.

The Faggler is my new disciple now, whether he likes it or not.

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>>62108309
>buy risk assets right before the japanese start dumping hundreds of billions in t bills

kek

>>62108333
the fuck do i care
i like being there but 3 weeks a year is not enough
i heard they are racist but i never faced any. and if anyone comes at me i would say KOROSUZO KONO KUSOMUSHI and eould charge in. they are weak shitter anyway

>>62108329
in with the good (cum), out with the bad (cum)

>>62108351
BUSSY IS A CLEAN GUY HE WOULDNT SHIT HIMSELF. HE MADE SURE TO SKIP A COUPLE MEALS AND DO AN ENEMA. NIGGA IS LUBED UP FOR SURE THO

>they bought
Aren't you supposed to buy at the bottom?

Anons and markets are overreacting. Remember the Cuban Missile Crisis and how that was resolved? Things will go back to normal in 6 months

Stop posting so fast, I'm at work and every time I come here I'm already a thread behind

>>62108352
very tempted to close positions shortly after open for exactly this reason

>>62108319
I want the full glamour lifestyle. NYC or Monaco for me.

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Those mad fools are pumping oil again

THERES PROBABLY A LOT OF AMATEURS SHORT OIL RIGHT NOW TOO. THIS MIGHT BE A PRETTY NASTY SPIKE ON OPEN TBQH

>>62108353
i had a schizo episode where i imagined that music could be reconciled with logic the same way geometry is and if we unlock that door we can program our own feelings with sound the way pythagoras did

>>62108363
Futures, soon. All the weekday bros (me) are coming back online.

>>62108328
POOMPA

>>62108370
RIP rajesh

>>62108363
The /ptg/trannies and /pig/shitters gotta get their market sentiment manipulation and propaganda in from the white house intern's office

>>62108368
WAIT SO IF ITS NOT A FULL BLOCKADE WHATS THE PROBLEM? MOST OF THE OIL DOESNT COME FROM IRAN PORTS

>>62108356
I would be uncomfortable knowing I'm contributing to the dilution of their culture and genetic heterogeneity by being there, since that's what makes them unique and valuable.

>>62108337
It's 4chan, what do you expect?

154 replies of inorganic delusional spam, really impressed

>>62108377
It's a joint blockade .
Iran will block the south side and US will stop anyone using the Iranian side of the strait

>>62107668
LMAO
Eat my shit and drink my piss, zigger. Oh, and cry moar about your Lukoil bags KEK

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ME WAITING FOR FUTAS

Are there ladyboys in Monaco?

>>62108379
just say fuck off we're full if you don't want whitey or brown /smg/gers in japan

>>62108362
The damage being done is a lot more sticky here, different than tariffs which can be toggled on or off or a quick COVID bounce. It will take awhile for the economic damage to be absorbed and infra repaired.

>>62108260
>>62108266
It means a blockade of a blockade (hence the recursive function) is greater than a single blockade on the price of oil. (Delta 0 is delta oil, bsoh is blockade straight of Hormuz

>>62108392
Exactly, I just don't know how you wouldn't have the self awareness to feel guilty for destroying what you cherish about the place in the first place.

>>62108390
No, you'll have to pack your own

>>62108266
delta derivative price formula. A representation of how prices will move with respect to each other. the general implication is that it has to go up.

>>62108393
implying tariff damage can be toggled on or off, lol

>orban gone
based. Total Neoliberal globalist capitalist establishment victory

>>62108368
>iran blocked? we will block behind them as well!
why didnt they block it together from the begining then haha are they dumb?

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>>62108337
/biz/ was good years ago. It was early to crypto, GME, and AMC. maybe even gold and silver if we want to give PMG credit.

the other trope is the unemployed with 3k watching that all day for no reason.

these days its been total shit. zero good ideas. 95% missed AI completely and called it a bubble.

>>62108400
Tariffs can be dropped or added on a whim, not the same with oil and the damage done.

>>62108397
I am a supporter of stinky white weeb gaijin tropes in anime

>>62108368
Hmm, so they're blocking ships from Iranian ports and letting others get through?

So what's the status here? Trump claimed that no ships that paid toll to Iran will be allowed to pass through, but I'm not sure what's the stance of Iran on tolls.

Would it be the possible for non-iranian ships to pass though now?

>>62108403
NAME ONE AI COMPANY THAT MAKES MONEY
YOU FUCKING CANT
OPENAI WILL NEVER IPO AND WILL GO DEFUNCT IN 6 MONTHS LMAO

>>62108379
i dont know i want to fuck a japanese girl bro

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my oil shorts are going to get rekt, arent they?

>>62108368
bessent must be flinging shit at the walls rn

>>62108408
nobody is going through the strait at all you morons! do you have the memory of goldfish! The ships are uninsurable!

>>62108412
NIGGA NAMED GOUT GOUT LMAO

>>62108297
as if the us wouldnt have to do a ground invasion of iran to enforce that

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im getting serious nothingburger vibes on futes opening.. which means it's gonna be green Monday. if it is, im figuratevely killing myself

Tomorrow I will finally be able to move out of my mum's basement.

>>62108308
>>62108307
I legitimately hate this retarded corrupt admin. All American admins are corrupt to some extent but Jesus this orange nigger is next level corrupt. He's the president of the foremost global superpower and the only thing he uses his post for is insider trading, sucking off kikes, and making retarded 200 paragraph xitter posts that he flip flops on hourly

>>62108419
THEY WILL RUN FUTAS UP ALL FUCKING NIGHT. YOU KNOW THEY WILL
MARKETS WILL BE FUCKING GREEN IN THE MORNING AND EVERY BOBO IN HERE WILL ROPE BECAUSE THEY CANT TAKE ANOTHER L LIKE THIS

>>62108418
time will tell.

>>62108421
be sure to post your winning position tomorrow

>>62108402
>why didnt they block it together from the begining then haha are they dumb?
The trump admin? Certainly. They’re just taking the path of least resistance now after realizing out the kind of hole they’ve dug themselves into.

>>62108155
>OPEN THE FUCKING RHINE

>>62108423
I'd like to see some videos of the national anthem playing in the background with an AI voiceover reading his most schizophrenic truth rants

BLOCK

IT

ALL

The market always behaves the opposite to what /biz/ thinks. So expect a very big green dick tomorrow.

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>>62108430

There is an infinite amount of oil in the Federal Reserve

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/smg/ has been shit ever since we stopped doing Weekly Updates

So being serious for a second, the US is in its 1939 phase, isn't it? Financial system and the dollar will collapse and Trump is trying to start insane wars to keep that from happening.

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I bet when I'm rich (£6k) all those fat roasties who ignored me will be begging for me. Fuck em, I'm done with real women.

>>62108414
They've already been plans to resume shipping for today, before the situation changed, so it shouldn't be that much of an issue for some ships, though I wouldn't claim to know the details.

US Central Command has confirmed the blockade will start tomorrow per orders of the commander-in-chief President Donald Trump

>>62108437
More like Weimar phase

>>62108405
tariff damage cannot be toggled on or off, 2025 proved that

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US Central Command has confirmed the blockade will start tomorrow per orders of the commander-in-chief President Donald Trump.

>>62108402
They have to operate on order of response. Had the world gotten involved immediately for example things would be different. Or if Iran made a deal it would be effecient than other options. A blockade has unique benefits but obvious drawbacks.

>>62108433
/biz/ bears thought it was over Friday though, so bulls should be positioned to get wiped out Monday. Anyone positioning during tomorrows sessions is a laggard and will get stewed.

>>62108437
Every year since 2008 has been 1929

>>62108437
>So being serious for a second, the US is in its 1939 phase, isn't it? Financial system and the dollar will collapse and Trump is trying to start insane wars to keep that from happening.
you're reading the other way
preparation for ww3 could cause financial collapse. though I suppose the main problem there, china, is an economic foe right now rather than a fully realized military foe. So it's entangled together. economic and military.

>>62108377
>>62108408
>>62108368
The US doesnt control the fucking strait morons, Iran will just attack any ship trying to pass through. It's just that now even Iranian oil is blocked from the international market

DONALD PUMP WILL PUMP THE MARKETS UP AGAIN

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*ahem*
care to "make of me later" retard?

>>62108271
Hopefully he goes to the US

>>62108410
Google, Meta, Microsoft, Amazon

the real point is you could have seen the AI capex happening and profited in many ways. chips, power generation, equipment.

Honestly the POTUS acts like all black people do.
Extremely impulsive, never has an argument, 100% feeling, no self control etc.
It's a miracle he became rich in the first place. As much of a miracle as it was Kanye or Opera etc. The best he can do is make his son buy oil futures and then kickstart the war again.

>>62108449
IT COULD JUST COME OUT OF A NON IRANIAN PORT, EASY

>>62108260
It’s neat how they made the streets of DC into a satanic symbol or whatever. Very cool, masons.

>>62108415
uric acid sisters...

>>62108440
What happens when a Chinese or Russian tanker tries to get through?

>>62108443
>US Central Command has confirmed the blockade will start tomorrow per orders of the commander-in-chief President Donald Trump.
yep, and now it's not "all ships" but rather "all ships that do business with iran's ports"
so it's the much less insane version. just blockading ships doing business with iran
meaning "our friends" are not blockaded which would have been sheer lunacy

>>62108442
how so? what permanent damage was done?

>>62108443
Fake news. Congress would need to vote on this

>>62108449
>Iran will just attack any ship trying to pass through
There's been a post that Iran claimed that strait is open to any non-military vessel.

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>>62108462
If they're coming from an Iranian port they get seized by the US navy

>>62108436
when was that?

>>62108451
>this mad that contrarians didnt agree with you on a likley outcome

>>62108449
>The US doesnt control the fucking strait morons, Iran will just attack any ship trying to pass through.
us an iran are applying equal levels of control to hormuz. They are both blockading it, and selectively allowing (or attempting to allow) their friends to go through while blocking their enemies.
in this case, everyone will now be blocked

other than ships that go through with oman. Strange how no one ever talks about this. I guess it doesn't fit into any neat little narrative

>>62108443
Oh this makes more sense, they aren't blockading the strait, they're blockading Iran. That's a pretty old-fashioned military tactic. hope we don't get a repeat of 1962.

>>62108463
thats what it always was

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>>62108362
>Things will go back to normal in 6 months
>normal in 6 months
>6 months
Holy kek, SPY to 250 if that's true.

>>62108443
I'm torn between whether oil will moon over this or crab because of instinctive taco assumptions

Are they competent enough to know if the ship is from an Iranian port or are they like Pete hegseth and should shoot a ship for looking at them funny?
I have extreme doubts about the competence.

>>62108456
>>62108467
you two are too fucking retarded to even argue with

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Everyday I think he won't do something more retarded than the last day.

Every day I am proven wrong.

>>62108469
2022

>>62108465
massive price increases for businesses and manufacturing, massive layoffs
if tariff damage could be toggled on and off, they wouldn't have a mess on their hands right now trying to reimburse just the businesses let alone the consumers that will never have the increased cost they were made to pay returned to them
tariffs were supposed to bring manufacturing back to america, what it did was drive the last remaining bits overseas

>>62108484
the worst part is it has no mal effect on anything so you cant even profit unless you are a brainless bull cuck

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>>62108466
Really?

>>62108484

>>62108475
This whole time many people believed Iran was blockaded in the first place. Turns out Iran was exporting oil the whole time while the arabs weren't allowed to do so probably because POTUS wanted Iranian oil out in the market. Now that the POTUS no longer thinks Iranian oil is needed in the market for some reason (maybe he bought oil and now wants it to go up), it no longer makes sense to let Iran export oil.

>>62108198
why would an indian just roll over a frog like that...

>>62108489
Nice, kek

>>62108443
Ok, so Iran will just drone all other ships

>>62108480
>ships can't pass through, because Iran will attack them
>but hasn't Iran claimed that strait is open to any non-military ship?
>you're too fucking retarded to even argue with
Ehm, okay. I guess I'm just WAYYY too retarded to grasp and follow this conversation.

>>62108487
aren't tariffs still active though? were they ever toggled off? and yeah obviously if on long enough, it's going to cause permanent damage. market has just been ignoring that or what? or was it a nothingburger for earnings?

>>62108455
The last good president was black.

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>>62108484
i really didnt think he could beat "OPEN THE FUCKIN STRAIT"

>>62108501
FUCK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>62108493
I also had Gemini generate this one, which represents theta gang being steamrolled by a Chad ape

>>62108502
he topped it, praise be to allah

>they'll just send drones out to gigantic destroyer ships
lmao @ you

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15 MINUTES!!!!

>>62108444
>Had the world gotten involved immediately for example things would be different.
Delusional post hoc rationalization. Israel and Trump wanted to do it in secret, without telling anyone, because they wanted to do it by themselves. They only started crying for allies once they FAFO’d and realized they aren’t going to get what they wanted.
>Or if Iran made a deal it would be effecient than other options.
Also delusional what could have beens that were never going to happen especially with Israel acting as the spoiler.
> A blockade has unique benefits but obvious drawbacks.
A blockade has almost ZERO drawbacks for the US.
>Iran can’t reach them
>US is very oil independent.
>All their allies like japan or korea are already blocked from accessing the gulf, so there’s no reason not to block the rest of it.
>They might even get some free oil out of it.
It was always the path of least resistance.

>>62108508
Delete this image of me

whats the latest libtard seethe about Trump
whats the latest Iranian cope about how they're actually winning?

>>62108508
BOBO BOUTTA GET BTFO AGAIN

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>>62108468
Yeah, I've seen this movie before

>>62108510
We obviously were going in order of the easiest highest yield solutions. Didn't read your shizo blogpost

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I do so much international work and this guy has made so many people hate Americans in 1 year it isn't even funny.
FUCK

Macedonians (the greek ones not the larping slav ones) should join the war, they were the ones who defeated persia after all

>>62108496
>Ok, so Iran will just drone all other ships
yep that is the possibility
any ships that try to get through, who are buddies with america, will face the iranian blockade
and any ships from iran will get blockaded by america

now wait. iran just said iraq can come through so... nah. they'll just take that one back. just to spite big bro america
so iraq oil will be blocked by iran again. oof!

If futures are green, tomorrow will be red.
If futures are red, tomorrow will be green.
We are in inverse, satanic times, my frens.

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uh mister jerome
please
i am worried

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Total global economy death kek. Let's close down the Strait of Malacca and the Panama Canal too while we're at it kek.

>he bet his money on JD Vance
LOL LMAO
O
L

>>62108502
For me it was "A whole civilization will die tonight, praise Allah"

>>62108502
When it's been posted here first I didn't even think it could be real, but it was. It's the most amusing thing to be posted, but "A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again." is way more insane to me.

>>62108517
kek
I feel sorry for the decent americans in Europe
It's not their fault they share a country with xenophobic white trash from buttfuck nowhere rural/post-industrial midwest

>>62108516
>Didn’t read
Good.

>>62108455
Obama was first black POTUS. Trump is first nigger POTUS.

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>they can't just occupy our strait we'll take out their giga warships with toy planes rigged with dynamite

>>62108525
STRAIT WARS NOW

>>62108525
Block EVERY strait!

>>62108510
>> A blockade has unique benefits but obvious drawbacks.
>A blockade has almost ZERO drawbacks for the US.
technically speaking, calling it a blockade means it is an act of war officially
they called the one on venezuela a "quarantine" for that reason
not sure it really changes anything, but I believe congress must now officially declare war. and they probably will because they will support any war israel wants, so it's a moot point I guess.

thankfully trump didn't do a blockade on everyone, which would mean declaring war on literally every gulf state. if he just called it a quarantine it wouldn't even matter

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What's our president up to?
Pic related.

>>62108525
the houthis have been making threats the whole time where the fuck they at

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>>62108531
Well, they're killing innocent people and fucking up even the livelihoods of NPCs that don't give a shit about true and justice.

If it wasn't because so many people are completely brainwashed from years of watching hollywood propaganda like Mission:Impossible or 24, Americans would be shunned like Russians.

>>62108530
So it’s just Iranian ports? Interesting. Wonder if any ships will risk it

>>62108542
he's under the desk

>>62108542
Actually it's jared kushner, he ruled over kushner but kushner is the defacto POTUS

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YOU MOTHER FUCKERS LEAVE GEORGE ALONE !!!

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>>62108325
For me it would be a little house somewhere with a view on the Seto sea. It's incredible how cheap housing is. The JPY helps, obviously. Too bad they won't want me, otherwise I'd just retire here and live off my divies.

>>62108525
CLOSE ALL THE STRAITS

China needs to invade the US

>>62108537
i knew these cum guzzling republican faggots would declare war on the straights while democrats promote trannyism. Classic jew misdirection

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>>62108522
No it's red in the morning, shepherds warning
Red at night, shepherds delight

>>62108535
Even with the blockade the problem is still that neither the US or Iran actually knows where all the mines are so now we're just left in this awful shitty situation where even if the strait is opened up you're playing chicken with a bunch of mines that nobody knows the amount or location of.

Remember, nothing ever happens.

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>>62108526
it's all part of the 4 day run up to this week's T* Tuesday

EIGHT MINUTES until algos act retarded

>>62108543
escalate slowly in steps, economically, Financially speaking

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Happy Nigger Monday, /smg/.

>>62108564
EIGHT MINUTES UNTIL MASSIVE GREEN DILDO INTO BOBO BUTT

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>>62108537
The highly anticipated sequel to Disney’s GAY WARS

whats your prediction for SOXL tomorrow?
another 20% green or is that too bearish?

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>>62108568
Happy Trump Monday

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>>62108568

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>>62108337
Anon, I don't work on Sundays

Why are you guys not calling it by its proper name the Strait of America?

>>62108500
the supreme court ruled them to be illegal two weeks before trump decided to go to war with iran
trump just declared he's putting 50% tariffs on anyone aiding iran, including china
i don't know how that works when the court ruled his implementation illegal, but we'll see
the stock market is detached from reality and the general economy, that should be painfully obvious since tesla exists still, i don't know if anyone is making earnings in the general sense of the world, since gdp is flat or negative and the dollar keeps losing it's value, green line goes up yes, but your wealth is actually decreasing, that's why there's these mad shifts happening into gold, silver, bonds and crypto
nothing is safe, nothing is keeping it's value, everything is getting more expensive
inflation is rising, there's stagnant economic growth and elevated unemployment
funny enough tariffs caused mass layoffs which raised unemployment and caused the fed to raise interest rates to combat the inflation, why would the administration that talks non-stop about lowering rates use tariffs to cause mass unemployment if their goal was to lower

HOLY SHIT IM NOT READING ALL THAT

I AM SO FUCKING FATIGUED OF THIS MARKET

>>62108561
Wtf is that gif real?

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JEROME PLEASE
WHAT THE FUCK

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>>62108568
Cheers, mate!

>>62108575
you mean Trump's Straight
let the history books record forever Trump wasn't a gay no matter what Bibi's blackmail videos show

>>62108273
kek
based

Where’s the migger who said Orban wouldn’t lose

NEW

>>62108582
>>62108582
>>62108582