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> futures

Countdown to doom.

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Enjoy this moment, in 60 seconds none of us will be this peaceful ever again. It is actually fucking over smiggers.

>>62108590
bank week!

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Futes will be green. Check em.

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GOYIMS HOW THE FUCK DO I NAVIGATE THIS MARKET

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Where are you chuddie?

>>62108593
>Where can I watch oil futures live
hyper liquid works pretty well

My body is not ready

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rip

mark knopfler to the rescue

ENJOY THE FEELING OF HOPE BOBOS BECAUSE ITS ABOUT TO GET DESTROYED BY A GIANT GREEN DILDO

I hope your clown makeup is prepped
it's schizo market time

WHEN TACO???

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One minute left. Let's see what happens

>>62108595
>> futures
I'm guessing a little bit below 6700

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Once again I am yet to see anyone refute the buy every dip strategy

>>62108593
Why bother? It'll open to like 105, then go to 110-112 in the next few hours, gradually and naturally.
Then you'll get some AXIOS '''news''' and back to 97 it goes. Exactly like last monday. Exactly like the previous monday. And exactly than the one before. And...
The fucking FUCKTARDED clown markets will only start pricing reality when people inside the G20 countries fight within their own countries for droplet of oil.
Fucking TIRED of that shit.

>>62108606
qrd?
also how often polymarket is right?

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>futes will be green

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I clogged my toliet.
I'm doing my part in blockading the Iranians.

Why aren't you?
>1 minute until open

Are they actually going to seize or blow up a Chinese ship?

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15 SECONDS

WTFWT

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>futures

any unusual volume changes, meaning what did Baron buy or sell?

Praying for TACO trump

>>62108614
>WHEN TACO???
approximately 9am on monday morning
we'll get a fake announcement of a fake breakthrough in negotiations and boom the blockade is "off"
we might seize a couple iranian tankers over the weekend though. would be pretty kino

AIYEEEEE3 REDDDDDDDD


AAAAAAAAAAAAA S3LLLLL EVERYTHINGGGGG

OOOOOOOOOOOOOIL

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>oil

holy mother of gaps

It's over

OIL DUMPS
MARKETS PUMP
I TOLD YOU RETARDS. ITS OVER DONALD PUMP IS GOING TO SAVE IT

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OVER $100 AGAIN

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WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
FIX THIS NOW
JEROME

SAVE MEEEE ORANGE MANNNNN

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HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>62108617
>Once again I am yet to see anyone refute the buy every dip strategy
they can't refute, because it's always true
Senior market strategists even advise it.

should be way lower

see you tomorrow for TACO guys! I'll be going to bed!

>>62108619
So far, exactly as predicted.

LET'S GO OIL. KILL ALL THE BULLS. KILL EM. RIPEM. ALL THE NIHILISTS. PROVE THAT PROFESSOR JIANG IS ALWAYS RIGHT

>>62108619
>It'll open to like 105
well you got that right kek

>>62108602
Invest in Safe Havens (China)

GET FUCKED BOBO

>put all money in stocks last week
lol
lmao
Nice jewish tricks.

Although this is probably just another thing Trump will taco on.

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holy shit it jumped from 6680 to 6740
in a straight goddamn line
uh gaiz.... bear market cancelled?!?!?!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED PERMABULL FUCKING RETARDS KEK

Futes looking pretty good

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All you had to do was believe in him and this would have never happened. He would've told Bibi to have his "come to jesus" moment and we wouldn't be experiencing any of this right now.

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only -1%, S&P will end green EOD monday

>>62108655
what if last time was his last taco?

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AND THE CANDLES RED GLARE
THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR
GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT THAT THE (bear) FLAG WAS STILL THERE
O SAY DOES THAT CALL SPANGLED BANNER YET BREAAAAAAKKKKK
O THE PORT OF THE HEEEEEEMEED AND THE ROPE OF THE BROOOOOOOOOOOKE

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>WTI below 105$
That's honestly kinda weak. I wouldn't be shocked if stocks barely move today and if we get a TACO we'll end up green.

NO CRASH. EVERYTHING IS FINE. MARKETS WILL GO UP AND TO THE RIGHT

DEVIL TRIPS DEVIL DIPS

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S&P500 -1% lol

>>62108662
If this is a permanent blockade then Trump and the GOP will eat massive shit politically. I'm fine with losing some money if everyone starts hating conservacucks. I hate them so fucking much for cancelling my telework.

>>62108665
cope

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>>62108643
>Our forward looking guidance suggests a severe inflationary impact from the war with Iran
>As such interest rates will rise 50bps with a view to a further rise towards the end of the summer

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>mumu howling
>bobo creaming
>spx down 1%
get it together team

>>62108656
>holy shit it jumped from 6680 to 6740
>in a straight goddamn line
>uh gaiz.... bear market cancelled?!?!?!
and wti jumped up, from 98 to 99
uh wtf, oil up should mean stonks down
um okay clown market
guess it really is resilient then

>>62108665
the market are pricing in he'll once again taco especially with the supposed blockade only starting tomorrow morning
they'll announce a delay and new talks at like 9:45 so their insider friends get maximum benefits

THEY ARE GOING TO MINESWEEP THE OMAN SIDE OF THE STRAIT, GET IT SORTED OUT, AND THEN THE STRAIT WILL BE OPEN AGAIN. THERES NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. BUY CALLS

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>>62108661
>>62108671
JUAN PERCENTO

>>62108675
Nothing can save the GOP in the next 5 years

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market barely down oil barely up, HAPPENING CANCELLED! Everyone knows Trump is gonna taco its only /smg/ whos retarded enough to fall for it every week

Market will wait for empty fuel stations and then freak the fuck out as if there was no way to predict the coming shitshow.

OIL PQTRIOTS IN CONTROL

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>>62108681
>>62108685
Post losses.

>>62108683
If people have brains then it shouldn't save them for the next 20 years. All the previous conservacuck presidents were warmongers too.

Unfortunately the democucks also suck so I don't have hope for that long.

Countdown to Truths

>>62108687
damn AI bots

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>ww3? time to buy, it'll be over by next week
There are people on /biz/ who unironically did this.

>>62108685
>HAPPENING CANCELLED! Everyone knows Trump is gonna taco
fair enough
seems like the taco has been priced in. guess they got the membership deal at taco bell. get tacos delivered every day on a schedule, with bulk discount and stable pricing.

problem is what if trump does not, indeed, taco. What if it's a burrito instead? Or an echilada, or quesodilla?
Then we're fucked.

Kek the market doesn't give a fuck about high oil prices.

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> Haven't even heard from Axios yet on the matter

>>62108687
>NGAS +2%
lol, lmao

>>62108692
Who was the last Republican president to not start a war?

>>62108682
and thats after SPY was +3.6% last week lol

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>$110
$110
>$110
$110

The Real World doesn't matter anymore. Physical oil is worthless. A Truth Social post is more important than any physical oil

>>62108697
it's been over since day one thanks to TACO

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>talks fail
>markets going to tank anyway
>say you'll block it too
>taco out
>markets in a better place than they were before as a result
>strait still closed

>>62108692
Oh yeah the democrats will work hard to make the GOP appealing again as soon as they are in power. Literally voting for pest or cholera over there.

>>62108706
>and thats after SPY was +3.6% last week lol
so fuckin true brotha
if a -1% bounce back is all we get after the massive rally and 8 days in a row of green, then the market is... really boring

>>62108700
Most Americans are having sex or have gone to bed. When they wake and actually start trading then it will crater.

>>62108634
It's oilver

>>62108708
This.
The market is literally a gambling industry, now

I'm glad I stuck with oil and didn't become a natgas cuck

VIX BARELY EVEN MOVED. NOTHINGBURGER. GREEN BY MORNING. KEK BOBO. KEK OIL BAGGIES

>>62108704
Ford

I hope he truths from the toilet and presses send as the log hits the bottom of the toilet bowl
I hope he loaded up on a couple extra fish filets

>>62108715
Isnt it 7pm in shartland

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>>62108719
Post losses, retard.

I was told that there would be blood

>>62108710
>talks fail
>>markets going to tank anyway
>>say you'll block it too
>>taco out
>>markets in a better place than they were before as a result
damn, that's a good read
trump is the king of doing some dumb bs then retracting it, to make a shit salad sandwich seem less shitty

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>>62108710
>strait still closed
if anything they're more closed now. double closed

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>>62108698
go back

the mdtket is not fun since we peaked out 6 months ago
gay months of crabbing

FUCKING ISRAEL

RISE UP GOYIM, RIIIISE

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>Salvation death of a million shares to save 10 million.

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I was expecting worse, he's going to TACO before the 10AM EST deadline tomorrow. I'm going to eat some mushroom chocolate and go to bed and get weird with it, night smiggies mwah xoxo :3

>>62108723
Yes, normal people are having sex at 7pm, not obsessively checking oil markets

>>62108646
Surely that can't work every single time

>>62108724
I HAVE NONE. I MAKE WINNING TRADES

normal people disgust me

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>>62108740
>mushroom chocolate

>>62108744
4shiter are as bad as normalfags to me lately

>>62108740
Sweet dreams, futures will be green when you wake up!

>>62108740
THE TACO IS GONNA BE FRONTRUN EVEN FASTER AND HARDER, IF YOU DONT BUY NOW, YOU WILL MISS IT ALL. OVERNIGHT FUTURES IS THE NEW PLACE TO TRADE

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now we wait for new talks to be scheduled. the market will rally on that news.

>>62108744
goyim make me want to puke

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>>62108743
Prove it. Post your totally real portfolio.

TSMC earnings is gonna be the turning point of AI supercycle

>>62108740
Same desu. I agree with the copers to some extent that this is underwhelming considering everything that happened. The futures price is being seriously suppressed.

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>>62108748
Post losses.

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>>62108703
Female, I presume?

>>62108753
TSMC just reported good news on Apr 10th.

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/10/tsmc-q1-record-revenue-ai-chip-demand-strong.html

>>62108754
the taco is already priced in
a naval blockade and the ensuing likely escalatory sprial would be some black monday shit, nobody's seriously expecting that

>>62108731
oh the people who are paranoid about reddit spacing. Don't worry sweatie, you'll be okay. We're all gonna make it.

market probably expecting a TACO by 9:30

>>62108686
spot on. market isnt gonna sell before they NEED to sell

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>FUTURES

>>62108742
>Surely that can't work every single time
senior market strategists suggest that buying every dip does actually work every time
until it doesn't. but so far it has.

>>62108736
i've been having the time of my life and making bank since january git gud

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why do i bother getting my hopes up anymore

Why did Biden do this to us?

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KEK TEK BAKKIES

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>1% down on futures
This is such a nothingburger

Soon people will sit in their bomb shelters with minimum electricity. No computers, no TV. All they'll be able to do is to read and paint Warhammer figurines. Buy Games Workshop.

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Perfectly normal 8% pop in oil from the Friday close. Stay calm and keep dca'ing that port with cheapies fellow bullbros.

What happened to the giant green dildo, sar

god damn fucking nigger now I have to look at the news all day in the morning in case the orange nigger TACOs again to I can cancel some orders
when did investing turn into predicting geopolitical events and behaviour of demented old people?

>*TRUMP WEIGHS LIMITED STRIKES ON IRAN AFTER TALKS COLLAPSE: WSJ
>*STRIKES WOULD BE A WAY TO BREAK A STALEMATE IN PEACE TALKS: WSJ

Very bullish. Historically blowing peoples' shit up during a negotiated ceasefire has been a very reliable way of getting them to come back to the negotiating table. Neon green monday is a lock.

>>62108740
Panic damn you!

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>>62108774
just have a beer bro! its all good!

>his gains relied on the negotiation prowess of JD Vance
LOL
O
LMAO

Houthis are about to close the red sea so futes will probably pump soon

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You mean the one time I have calls he's not going to taco

>>62108791
GOD I HOPE SO
AND ALSO I HOPE CHINA PUTS OUT A RESPONSE TO ALL THIS AT LIKE 5 AM

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>futures

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not sure theres much more scope for scamming the markets via tacos and truths anymore

theres no good news to come unless that strait is opened and that would need Trump to capitulate... thats not happening so its going to be a long slog

the delusion the market has been in with regards to the looming energy crisis and wider economic impacts will soon catch up also

>>62108791
Houthis won't do shit because they'll get blown back to kingdom come by KSA and US if they try to fuck around. Complete nothingburger the most they'll do is take potshots at some tanker and strut around and declare victory then fuck off to their caves

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>>62108778
Absolutely not. DXY goatse gapped on open.

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this 1% move was Truly a let down

Shouldn't this be a good thing?

Isn't the USA using their military might to open the strait of hormuz?
Are the markets dumping because trump called it a blockade?

>>62108804
S&P, gold, oil, dxy. Everything took out their nearby big level on the open

>>62108809
>open

>>62108808
Wait until open numbnuts

I see the panicans are back

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Permabull baggies will be eaten alive for food during the upcoming famines due to the global trade and energy crisis.

>>62108815
Trump promised to bomb Iran so you got what you voted for
stop making excuses

>>62108809
They don't want it to open back up. A closed Strait plays right into the hands of US exporters of fossil fuels like LNG and gives the US more leverage over Europe.
>b-but the US consumer
As if they give a shit

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tell me you guys sold your most risky assets for profit last Friday. dont be a baggie on Monday now lmao

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>>62108815
>famines due to the global trade and energy crisis.
yeah sounds like a nothingburger desu

>>62108813
Where it goes +0.5%

>>62108801
the market will completely ignore mango at some point

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>>62108790
Iranians preferred him to anyone because they knew he was the least pozzed of that admin and someone they could talk to about americas interests

Talks were going well according to reports... Unfortunately he still had run it by Israel plus you had Kushner and Witkoff in the room, so it was never going to happen

Everything turned after the call with israel...

Nothing Vance could ever do apart from go rogue

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None of this had to happen.
All Trump had to do was tell the israelis not to kill the entire government of Iran for no reason.

>>62108602
Focus on dividends from big reputable companies. Let the adults make the money while the market tries to get it's shit together. It's fun to count how much money you're making per hour averaged.

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>>62108827
but the banks just made 40 billion dollars from betting against us

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OILGODS , XOMGODS , BPGODS are we eating good rn? they retried to BURRY US but they BEHEEMED THEMSELVES YET AGAIN

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>>62108819
He specifically ran on a platform of avoiding war with Iran, but now we get global economic collapse instead. Buy oil.

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>>62108610

>>62108809

As someone who finds the President to be a drooling retard, the blockade is actually sound strategy. No, it's not sexy, but it accomplishes the same goals that invading Kharg would bring with far less risk, and takes away Iran's ability to control if the strait is open. Now, this does mean that it changes from a normally open, to a normally closed system, but it puts a countdown on the oil facilities so that they risk losing more by not agreeing to open than by agreeing to open. Now, will this work? That remains to be seen. I expect that Iran will still walk away with a better position than pre-war, but it is a way to salvage the situation without doing the one thing that would absolutely work, which is a full-scale invasion of Iran.

>>62108830
Iran has in their constitution that they have to destroy Israel and they were weeks away from getting a nuke
as much as I hate fascist apartheid Israel I can see where they're coming from

>>62108803
I guarantee that Iran has shipped them some shiny new hardware to close the strait with ;)

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whats the largest individual stock holding in your portfolio?

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This dip isn't even worth slurping, you bears are nothing but a continuous disappointment

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>>62108839

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>>62108842
Woops wrong pepe he's not supposed to be crying

>>62108602
permanent portfolio

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>>62108837
This is some advanced level cope. Buy oil.

>>62108848
nah the crying pepe fits the post better

>>62108842
It wasn't worth shorting either. Immediate 1% fall to trade in a 1/3 % range

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OIL? MOTHER FUCKEN OIL??

>>62108839
Yeah and Iraq had WMD.

>>62108830
I don't think he had a say in it. The Israelis just did it and now Trump has to pretend that he was with greatest ally all along.

>>62108839
Israel has been weeks away from getting a nuke for the past 80 years and Iran has never once attacked Israel unprovoked

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ISLAND REVERSAL

>>62108861
wrong
that was fake intel

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OUTTA MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

POOL'S DOUBLE CLOSED

>>62108865
That's my point. Iran having nooks is also horseshit spewed by the same liars who accused Iraq.

He keeps tacoing but gas prices keep rising

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>>62108656
Tik tok Mr Mumu!

shiki is my favorite comedy anime

>>62108876
line goes up long term because money is printed (98% coorelation with m2) not because goyim trust markets or whatever
you're a fucking retard, never post here again

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>>62108839
You. are. a. retarded. goy.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Vc_NanZ-Jos

>>62108831
babe that's not fun, that's stimming...
i will free you from the wagecage.

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what is this mental illness called?

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>Heating Oil futures over 9%

Where's that faggot saying that Hyperliquid was a good gauge for the oil price because 200m in volume

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That's it. I'm buying soxs.

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>>62108885
Stupid mumu!

What do you think caused every real crash ever!?

Why do you think money works in the first place!

You're coming to Mr. Bobos party whether you like it or not!

>>62108904
fun times for india ahead

>>62108905
at your moms house

>>62108904

U havin a laff mate?

Gold crashing through the floor as oil spikes.

>>62108905
Probably in Mumbai shilling it on reddit or something

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>>62108868
>pool's open
>pool's closed
>pool riddled with mines
>pool has 1 to 2 ships going through
>pool goes from 2 to 15 per day (it used to be 100), market giga rallies over taco that changed nothing
>pool is actually double closed, market -1%
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS OVER

>>62108902
I think you found Patrick Tomlinson

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going to bed now

its normally schizo hours overnight here on oil, usually at least two spikes either way on oil by the time i wake... anything less than this and i will be annoyed

>>62108916
>BIG BLVCK GOLD dominates and cucks sissy yellowcel gold.
Das Rite.

So is this the dump dump (solid 3+% down day) or "dump" (down 1-1.5% then retard horde brings it back to flat because they need niggercron and niggerdisk to be up another 500% since they're so "cheap" (

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>AHHHHH DRUMPF

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>>62108902
He’ll see you soon.

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Can I get a bull thesis?

Kek oil shorties

>>62108941
TACO's inevitability

>>62108945
I mean we are very likely to see more bullshit but what do you think next taco looks like?

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>The Sissy of Hornussy

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> futures

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Futures down 1%? One lousy percent? The events of the weekend are way worse than 1%. Where the fuck is my drop???

>>62108948
muh ceasefire of muh deal incoming or whatever
it doesn't really matter, market will pump regardless of how fake it is

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>futures

This is gonna be one of the most severe market crashes we’ve ever seen if this holds up overnight. The economy can’t handle a 1% limit down circuit breaker day. If this doesn’t turn around into a +4% day minimum, it’s legitimately and mathematically over.

>o-oil won’t break 100 again
AHAHAHAHAHHAHA OILBROS WE ARE SO BACK

>n-no i'm blockading the strait

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>>62108964
Mom said its my turn to blockade the Hormussy, quit hoggin it!

when does bussy wake up and start shorting?

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We go up more, right?

None of you know what is going to happen between now and 10:01am tomorrow. Don’t make any move and you’ll be fine.

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>>62108951

>>62108961
We didn't get to buy the bottom over the weekend. It's disgusting how they do everything on weekends.

If he doesn’t TACO on Tuesday then do we actually dump? Do we just float until then?

Can't wait to rotate from oil to silver in a few months, that shit is going to rocket once the liquidity sell-off is over and inflation fears truly start to set in

>>62108974
this week? idk. long-term? the buildout looks like its just getting started and will last for many years.

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>>62108975
Of course we do!

It'll go up and to the right. And it'll keep doing that, until one day it wont.

And the one day, POOF! It's gone! You'll have to zoom way way out to find the price again.

>>62108979
just use your best guesses on friday evening
You didn't really think JD Vance, Kushner and Witkoff were going to bring peace to the middle east?

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>>62108941
ai o algo

>>62108974
I don't think people have time to waste on semiconductor trash in a recession. Jiang says economic collapse this year.

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>>62108989
IS THAT A FUCKING GOOGLE SEARCH?

AAAAHHHHHHHHHH

MILLION YEAR BEAR MARKET CONFIRMED!

Fucking retard. We close green tomorrow.

>>62108974
semi conductors are the new oil

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A couple nines and the market turns out just fines :3

>NQ down 1% Sox flat
DROP ALREADY YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT AAAAA

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>>62108996
I agree!

An likely all week!

That's the point! That's how you get Mr. Bobo to show!

>>62108990
No but I was expecting 89 dollar oil to load up.

>>62108998
They are useless without oil.

>>62108989
stop posting google trends spamming faggot

>>62108995
havent you already lost all your money listening to that chink nigger dipshit

PHD in TACO here. TACO will occur AFTER shorts have to cover at bell open. Full blown TACO Fiesta at 9:30

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>>62109004
Why haven't you hidden my posts Mr. Mumu?

Are you scared?

Y O U S H O U L D B E

Who the fuck would hear the news, see the market dropped hard at open then immediately buy? Just who the fuck... why?

>>62108839
Is this the most goy post ever seen in /smg/?
There are so many layers of "goy" to it.

>>62109010
90% of stocks are owned by the top 10%. you wouldnt understand.

>>62108602
Buy low, sell lower

>>62109016
Ok, explain it to my plebian ass then.

>>62109010
Have you not noticed that almost all substantial gains since this shitshow started have been during closed market hours?

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>>62108837
Right, so now you get Gulf states which are already seeing their GDP and housing dumping by the double digits even more pissed off against you, in spite of them knowing who the real puppet master and the real enemy is. Absolutely brilliant strategy.

>>62109020
Thats why you have to predict before close correctly so you gap up on open.

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list of stock market indices to short

Anons, be careful tomorrow, jesuschrist. Every week is the exactly same shit. If he could taco out after saying he was gonna wipe out an entire civilization, we will have TACO tomorrow. Prepare and trade accordingly.

MIDDLE EAST PEACE MONDAY
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>62108801
Wow I've been looking for this pepe thoughbeit

>>62109010
when you close your shorts stocks go up

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I believe in the taco but oil is still rising

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The TACO has been... RETVRNED

>>62109026
3/4, superpowers at the bottom of the list unaffected.
The world truly is their playground.

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This week is gonna be threats of ground invasion and then a TACO on Thursday or Friday

>>62109046
I need 2 or 3 days of doom to get the prices i want. Then ride the enchilada to taco town.

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>futures

Oil is going to continue to go up because Trump can’t make it go down right now so he has to close the pool and create a big migger mess so he doesn’t take direct blame

>oil futures only at 105

should have went right back up to 115 especially since Orangeman announced the naval blockade, this market is completely rigged

>>62109040
i thought the taco was returned when Trump dropped a bomb on the president of Iran honestly lol. like that guys dead lol. cant take that back.

>>62109055
Everybody is expecting TACO and a lot of people are completely burnt out of this constant mess. Every monday tuesday is the same.

>>62109038
Ah ya I guess that would explain a lot of it. But can't be all the up action. Some fuckheads are actually buying, right? Why?

>>62109058
Are institutions expecting TACO too or is this just retail being retail idiots?

>>62109019
only the top 10% matter for asset prices. they have trillions of dollars they need to invest constantly. they buy any and all dips they feel are buyable.

>>62109065
Ok, I'll take it. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

>>62108625
>>62108632
>>62108635
>>62108636
>>62108643
What do you guys look at? I only buy indices but I want to check market movements because I am transferring between funds and don't want daily swings to fuck me up.

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oil 200 on the horizon

trumpf will crash world economy is the destiny

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it's over
lizzie is pregnant

>>62109052
that's someone's sonwife you sick fuck

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Notice how btc takes a hit as iran cant launder thier oil money with it now...

>>62109063
IDK if it's retail but the space is crowded with people that don't usually trade commodities

Virtually every institutional commodities desk at big firms are going long oil.

>>62109071
I have a schizo theory, Drumpf is a puppet like all of the rest. His purpose is to make MAGA/populism to look as bad as possible so his job is to fuck everything up real bad like and look like a retard in the process. Next stop, Newsom/Harris or some shit.

>>62109059
every retard with a 401k is passively contributing to the upness with every paycheck as well. Faith in US markets is unshakeable ignore the google search clown

>>62109076
why not

>>62108990
i did though babe. i'm pretty shocked and disappointed about how things went.

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>he bought calls before close
>he shorted oil 1min before close

anon....

>>62109085
you are a delusional optimist though

>>62108904
kek I love how people ends up laughing about their inability to catch it

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>>62109083
>Record number of Americans tap 401(k)s as market turmoil sparks 2008 crash fears


Read more at:
https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/international/us/record-number-of-americans-tap-401ks-as-market-turmoil-sparks-2008-crash-fears/articleshow/129471992.cms?utm_source=contentofinterest&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=cppst

>https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/international/us/record-number-of-americans-tap-401ks-as-market-turmoil-sparks-2008-crash-fears/articleshow/129471992.cms?from=mdr

You can pretend not to see Mr. Bobo all you want.

But he is real. And he IS coming.

>>62109090
no, i just know what's best for everyone and build expectations off of that

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>exited my oil long because I thought the ride was over

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>>62109099
bobina can finally cum i guess

>>62109100
You're basically a hero.

>>62109102
HAHA MORON

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>>62109099
>India times

>>62109100
i literally can't imagine better putting into words a thought process resulting in delusional optimism

>>62108783
>predicting geopolitical events and behaviour of demented old people?

It was always the first one. It's the second that's new.

>>62109099
cool post your positions
how do you plan to profit off this?

>>62109108
>there's a House DS game
woah

>>62109109
alright doc. but do you ever shine that light on yourself though? like i've asked you to? you're probably the kind of person that needs their hand held for that though, and you know where to find a willing one.

>>62109108
>https://www.foxbusiness.com/economy/americans-tap-retirement-funds-record-rates-mounting-financial-stress-takes-toll

>https://www.cbsnews.com/news/401k-hardship-withdrawals-rise-vanguard-report/

>https://www.fox13seattle.com/news/americans-taking-retirement-funds-record-rates-vanguard-reports?link_source=ta_first_comment&taid=69ac6eb81a897d0001f59485

Source you say?

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>>62109052
Is that a man or a woman?

>>62108730
God I need a hijabi girl in an american flag bikini to give me a tit-job. It would be peak.