THE DIP WILL BE GONE IN JSUT A FEW HOURS. YOU DONT WANT TO BE FILLED WITH REGRET FOR NOT BUYING SUCH AN EASY OBVIOUS DIP, RIGHT? TACO IS GONNA HAPPEN BEFORE MARKETS OPEN

Don't mention JEWS or they'll nuke the thread again

I only buy options lol
long positions are just filling the pockets of shareholders

FUTES RIPPING IT'S FUCKING OVER

>>62109321
Still kept the corrupted OP template
mine is a real bake without the /pol/ shit in the template
>>62109330

>>62109332
YOU COULD MAKE AN EASY 3% BUYING SPXL OR TQQQ RIGHT NOW AND SELLING IT AT 9:30

>>62109334
I TOLD YOU RETARDS. BOBO BTFO KEK BAGGIES THE MARKET IS NOT GIVING YOU FAGGOTS SHIT. IT GAVE ME A NICE DIP TO BUY AND MAKE MONEY WHILE YOU RETARDS WATCH YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS FOR YOUR GAY LITTLE PUTS DISINTEGRATE

>>62109284
You are such an actual fucking options dilettante and you want to lecture me. All the interesting stocks have an ELEVATED IV because they are in a wild Trump induced rollercoaster. Sure, you get a bit of discount but not as much as you believe, and you don’t realize it because you don’t know much about how options work.

OIL is dumping. i guess insiders already know we will have TACO.

>>62109343
SO ARE YOU GOING TO BUY THE MARKET OR ARE YOU JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND LET SOMEONE ELSE HAVE THE EASY GAINS INSTEAD

>>62109321
thanks for baking

>>62109347
Please, anon, don't give me a you, I'm sick of you writing all in caps and ruining every thread

>>62109321
I recognize that bulge

Oil is crashing.

be deadass with me bruh, is it over?

>>62109350
ITS JUST FUCKING LETTERS ITS NOT LIKE IM YELLING OR ANYTHING. YOURE GETTING MAD BECAUSE YOUR PUTS ARE DEAD AND YOU REFUSE TO LONG THE MARKET

>>62109350
this

>>62109355
WE ARE SO BACK. BUY THE DIP

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What with all these communist roaches in my /smg/ cheering on TACO TACO TACO/government intervention in markets during American hours boss?

Thought we were supposed to be throwing commie rats out of helicopters?
Is it redditors?
Makes me sick!

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OIL FINNA DUMP Y'ALL

I'M GOIN SHORT TREE FIDDY LARGE

IF I DON'T MAKE IT

TELL BP ANON HE'S A BAGGOT

JUST LIKE HIS OLD MAN

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Man, after being wiped out, the ''kek oil baggies'' pajeet became the ''up and to the right'' baggie, and now he became a desperate ''LE ALL CAPS'' faggot already making half of the thread's post count.
Instead of banning people for noticing what Axios is, maybe those useless jannies could ban this triple retard instead.

how do americans even intervene with macro effecting stocks?
the only intervention if needed should be on plunging currencies, and honestly even the japs and the koreans are not doing much

why is america all about fake pumps that will eventually lead to inflation?

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I'm scared bros...

SMART MONEY WAITED, SAW THERE WAS NO CRASH, AND STARTED BUYING THE DIP. THE MARKETS WILL BE GREEN BY MORNING. YOU CAN BUY THE DIP AND MAKE SOME MONEY OR YOU CAN SIT HERE SPEWING THE LATEST POLITICAL NEWS AND BEING DISTRAUGHT THAT THE MARKET IS NEVER GOING DOWN EVER AGAIN

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>go buy oil they said

so i bought two boxes while costco has them on sale.

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WTFWT

I can't wait to munch on panican baggies and TACOs tomorrow. yum yum

>>62109373
IMAGINE BEING TOO DUMB TO BUY THE DIP WHEN IT ALWAYS GETS INSTA BOUGHT

bussy woke up

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> futures

me and all my miggers hate papists
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116394704213456431

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what is this chart pattern called?

>>62109386
Capitulation, that's a buy in my book.

HE'S TYPING THE TACO TWEET AS WE SPEAK NIKKEI IS MOONING

ATTENTION RETARDS: HALF OF THE DIP HAS ALREADY BEEN BOUGHT. ARE YOU GOING TO LET THE 2ND HALF OF IT ALSO GET BOUGHT WHILE YOU GET NO PIECE OF IT? KEK BOBO

>>62109386
Bobo's first victim of the global sell off pattern

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>>62109377
So SPY rips to the peak of the big green dick from last Monday.
Oil dumps to the peak of Thursday.

And yall are celebrating what is obviously some commieroach shit by the government?

What kind of American are you? Maybe we ought buy you a ticket to Havana or Pyon Wang where you belong all caps poster.
Last time I checked Americans aren’t commies.

Hey, ivl was promised a ln apocalyptic crash, but Nikkei and kospi is fine. How will the tranny army react without mentioning Donald Trump for 10 min.

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I KISSED A GIRL -AND I LIKE LIKED IT!

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>>62109385
>the pope
>the vicar of christ
>some random retard boomer from Chicago
>tfw

>>62109395
ALL THE BOBOS HAVE CLEARED OUT. THEY ARE CURRENTLY ROPING AFTER REALIZING THE MARKET WILL NEVER GO DOWN AND THEY WILL NEVER WIN. NOW THE REST OF US COOL MUMUS CAN CHILL AND GET EXCITED FOR ALL THE MONEY WERE MAKING BUYING THE DIP

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futures down 0.7%

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>write out a huge reply
>thread nuked

Why?

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Tick tock kike rat jannies and mods.

What's the regex to filter the all caps retard? I don't browse 4chan often.

>>62109328
don't post any pics of GIGANTIC KNOCKERS because thats perofilia

>>62109406
WHY WOULD YOU CALL THE GUY WHO TELLS YOU HOW TO MAKE ALL THE MONEY A RETARD. YOURE JUST MAD THAT YOU DONT HAVE THE MENTAL COGNITION TO BUY ANY DIP

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>>62109389
>>62109398
Oil staying bid though.

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>tfw I just figured out that you're supposed to bonepress when you measure your penis and that I'm actually 5 inches and not 4

>futures
Also, how fucked is the market?

SanDisk futures are full of crime

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>>62109404
Smiggers are a persecuted minority on this bigoted board, this is a containment ghetto.

>>62109412
ITS LITERALLY GETTING SOLD. ALREADY DOWN A PERCENT FROM A COUPLE HOURS AGO

>>62109394
Sorry anon but I am a Mexican now with all the TACOs I've been eating. Viva la raza and Liv Mas my dude

>Oil at 115
>Ceasefire announced
>Oil tanks to 95
>Ceasefire rejected
>US is going to double-blockade the strait and take another 3mb/d off the market
>Only goes back up to 104
"let the goyim deal in the real world"

>>62109406
bumping this

>>62109416
ME ON THE LEFT, BOBOS ON THE RIGHT, COWERING, SCARED OF THE GREEN

>>62109414
How the fuck is this STILL going up after a week long fucking no down pump?

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Like clockwork he shows to openly manipulate the markets, just like I said he would!

Mumus should have read the book! Maybe then Mr. Bobo could have stayed asleep!

>>62109426
I'm doubling down on my oil shorts

Black goo made of dead satanic dinosaurs is not and has never been worth $100 a barrel. Period.

>>62109423
You forgot to price in the upcoming taco silly

>>62109430
I DONT MEAN GREEN IN OIL IM WITH YOU THERE I MEAN GREEN IN THE STOCK MARKET AS THE FUTURES DIP GETS RELENTLESSLY BOUGHT

>>62109423
>He thought a global economy would be a free market driven by supply/demand dynamics and not some gay retarded version of central planning and price fixing
I laugh

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>>62109418
Your cynicism and apathy is promising! Mr. Bobo likes this!

People got cynical in the Soviet Union too before the pop!

>>62109406
Go to the top of the page. Go to settings in the top right, copy and paste his ID into the filter section. Check the box that says hide. Save

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>>62109413
>how fucked is the market?

It's worse than fucked. If the market was merely fucked then we could plan accordingly but now it just swings wildly with no real reason crushing everyone.

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>>62109433
I'M GLAD WE COULD AGREE UPON THIS MATTER ANON

HERE HAVE A FREE MEME AS A TOKEN OF MY APPRECIATION OF THIS MUTUAL UNDERSTANDING

>>62109438
DO THIS IF YOU ARE TOO SCARED TO BUY THE DIP. HIDE FROM REALITY JUST LIKE YOU HIDE FROM REALITY SELECTIVELY CHOOSING WHICH NEWS MEDIA TO CONSUME, KEK

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>>62109414
Im seething and malding cause I dont have any right now.

>>62109441
HOW DID HE GET A THIRD ARM WOW THATS CRAZY

>>62109428
TSMC said everything is awesome. Meta signed a 20B deal with CRWV.

>>62109438
But that only works for a given thread, right?

>>62109447
Right

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>>62109413
Always round girth to the next eighth.

>>62109423
wait until you find out about OPEC+ and how they try to influence oil prices lol

pathetic dip

>>62109371
>so i bought two boxes while costco has them on sale.
smart move if you change your own oil. If you can afford it and have the space buy extra tires, air filters, oil filters, wiper blades, fan belts. gear oil. Anything petroleum based/related as the higher oil prices and constant intereference with shipping may cause lasting delays and more tariff/trade wars.

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

>>62109321
Why is wti trading higher than Brent now

>>62109425
try looking around here
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/filter%20all%20caps/

Say goodbye to $100 WTI

>>62109423
the blockade does not actually go into effect until 10am tomorrow
everyone is just assuming he's chicken out like every other bullshit bravado
if strikes resume or a blockade truly goes into effect you'll see markets dump

No matter what. Sell in may amd go away.

>>62109448
Let me cook a regex and get back to you.
>>62109425

>>62109457
Thanks

>>62109460
TACO ALWAYS UNTIL SOMETHING HAPPENS. ANY DIP SHOULD BE MET WITH INSTANT BUY ORDERS UNTIL A HAPPENING

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>>62109460
Trump seems distracted

>>62109417
If I shared your same conviction then I coulda woulda shoulda made 3x the money on my short oil scalps and s&p long scalp tonight. But I'm short tech puts this week and don't want to load the boat too soon so I am hoping we get a nice bounce tomorrow.

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China and India will have the strait magically open when oil prices hurt their giant economies too much. they will phone Iran and tell them "you tried your best, but its over now".

>>62109469
GOLDMAN POSTS EARNINGS IN THE MORNING. MARKETS WILL BE GREEN. IMAGINE THINKING ANYTHING WOULD STOP THIS RALLY

>>62109465
This anon is a fag but he is right. Apply pressure, step back, apply more pressure then taco.

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>>62109470
Would race that vapour plane.
Digitally speaking of course.

>>62109406
If you're on mobile make sure you use desktop version of the site, then you find settings where you can add ID.

>>62109467
New boomer rant just dropped mutt-sisters! Let's all be sure to pay attention!

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>>62109460
But you won’t Mr Mumu!

You won’t see them dump you see!

Because once you get on the tariff and price fixing train, Y O U. C A N N O T. G E T. O F F.

Read the book :).

>>62109474
JUST READ ALL OF MY POSTS LIKE IM THE GUY SCREAMING RIIIICOLLAAAA FROM THE TOP OF A MOUNTAIN YOULL FEEL BETTER
ANYWAY YEAH MARKETS GO UP AND TO THE RIGHT, OIL GETS BOGGED, KEK BAGGIES ETC

So Nikkei and kospi are ok. But it seems like china is going down. Makes sense because they're the ones buying Iranian oil.

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>>62109486
>obvious bait

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>the lego gift with purchase is a TACO stand
ok all caps anon may be on to something here...

>>62109463
>https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/filter%20all%20caps/
I wish I could filter all post from his IP or something

>>62109460
10 am tomorrow?
Thanks you mr Trump for allowing me time to long oil in the morning. What a guy

Did the thread get split?

>>62109474
until he's not and the bottom falls out. Israel is not TACO'ing

>>62109482
you never explained to the class how you plan to profit off the coming sudden abrupt end of the stock market

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>>62109470
You wish mutt.

kek its so obviously going to go up again

>>62109492
Why don't you check hangseng and tell me what you see?

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>>62109501
Can't do a blockade before bwekky wekkies.

>>62109477
And I have to do it every single thread? Can't filter by IP from ID?

>>62109503
IN A SENSE. ALL THE BOBOS RAGEQUIT AND THE ONES THAT REMAIN ARE SPENDING EFFORT TRYING TO FILTER ME OR WHATEVER BECAUSE THEY ARE CRINGE REDDITORS TOO SCARED TO BUY THE DIP KEK

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>>62109404
Rare!

I think we need some rate hikes

>>62109505
Right, no strategy is 100%. Had you played this way you would be up and have a 10% loss when it finally doesn't work.

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>>62109463
>>62109500
This is it. The regex is mightier than the retard.

Just put it like this.

/^[^a-z]{15,}$/

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What is this chart pattern?

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>>62109467
Truly embarrassing

>>62109511
>Can't filter by IP from ID?
If he's on a phone it wouldn't make much difference. Given that he has caps lock on 24/7 it's probably a desktop though.

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>>62109516
I think you need to shut your dumb fucking mouth you bitchass smigger, financially speaking of course.

CANT WAIT UNTIL YOU RETARDS ACT SURPRISED THAT THE ENTIRE DIP IS GONE IN 8 HOURS AND YET YOU CHOSE NOT TO BUY IT

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Yurpooreans already can't afford oil and they're going to suffer more and you're LAUGHING?

>>62109519
Up and to the right

>>62109509
Korea and Japan are almost wholly dependent on oil from the straight, whereas China only needs roughly 10% of its energy from oil.

The difference is that bussy isn't going to chance trying to manipulate Chinese markets, and risk Beijing turning around and doing the same.

>>62109522
>>62109511
See
>>62109518

>>62109525
I can't buy until 4am pst tomorrow morning . Fidelity. I would have slurped the teets of every tech stock I want otherwise

>>62109528
No, japan and korea buy 0% Iranian oil

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>>62109529
>>62109518

I've decided that I was far too calm earlier and everything is indeed fucked beyond repair.

That is all, thank you for your attention to this matter!

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KEK BAGGOTS

(me)

>>62109534
They buy oil from countries in the region, and since the war is not over, it is still closed.

Oil is not flowing, rates are too high as long as its an ongoing war.

So the news of no deal is very bearish for both those countries, but Uncle Sam has stepped in to make sure that the free market does not rob itself of the fruits of capitalism by suggesting something against The Party's interests.

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>>62109519
>What is this chart pattern?

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Those futures aren't looking to good
Got dayum

>>62109518
thx m8

why is SPY fucking INVINCIBULL lately seriously what the fuck?

>>62109519
The liquidate all leveragetards pattern.

>>62109536
This is true. The goyim are gonna FREAK when they find out how fucked it all is lmao

>>62109547
There's too much money betting on AI for it to fail

>>62109519
Downtrend possibly starting. The military isn't blocking all ships. Only those from Iranian ports.

>>62109547
The orange migger and his insider buddies bought the dip so now number must go up or else

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we're still bombing drug runners in the caribbean too apparently

>>62109541
the SP500 is down 0.5% this year lol. you can pull through bro!

How the fuck do you people day trade...?

is getting a 0.5% daily return from 100,000 difficult?

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>>62109552
surely the iranians will respond to the blockade of their nation by allowing all ships to continue passing through

surely.

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>>62109552
Iran is blockading non-iranian boats and the US is blockading Iranian boats
The strait is double closed due to AIDS nigger

>>62109558
Well in a basic sense you enter and exit a trade on the same day.

>>62109558
We day trade with our week to week paychecks on SP500 and it barely gets up $27 above our $400 call for 1 min which then turns into -$128 the next

>>62109507
>China and India will let Iran do substantial damage to their economies
say it out loud to yourself lol

>>62109558
just go all in 0DTE SPY calls with 10% of your port everyday. It averages out

>>62109561
Trump is Bobobo?
Awesome!

>>62109558
Buy and hold index funds, dude. Day trading is gambling with extra steps.

>>62109554
>drug runners
If you believe this, I have a bridge to sell you.

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>>62109551
>fail
We're going with a peak softening this time.

>>62109547
those companies own the world lol. they all use google, apple, msft, visa, meta

>>62109558
>0.5% daily return from 100,000 difficult?
>Do it once or twice?
Not that hard
>daily
Very hard and not reasonable to expect. Isn't there some pol meme with some young entrepreneurial negro with the bright idea of just using compound interest to earn 10% a day! half a percent a day is still just as ludicrous and will put you into ultra high net worth status quickly if scalable.

>>62109572
yea bro i'm sure they're innocent fisherman in speedboats speeding from port to port
they're mexican anyway so good riddance

>>62109553
can someone please teach him and his buddies how to short

>>62109551
why is not retesting $630

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General Mills is a buy after its 35% sell off

>>62109576
Confirmed migger cattle

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>>62109574
this is my current cope

>>62109467
praise be to allah

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>>62109584
>they call you names but they don't call you wrong

>>62109579
People are not buying $5 branded cereal when the jobber stuff goes for $2

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>Negotiation news: 25% nuke with zero bounce
>A civilization will die tonight: 2% slow grind up
>Negotiations go nowhere: 4% candle
>Entire situation markedly worse than before negotations: Price still lower than before

>>62109587
and how much money are you trusting "BareNakedCrypto" with

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>I'm blocking the strait
>no I'm blocking the strait
>no I'm blocking the strait stops copys me
>no no I'm blocking the strait stops copys me
either way pools closed. markets are not effecient.

Bussyent?? WTI is heading back to $105 wtf fag??

>>62109542
Before the blockade from usa:
China gets oil
Japan Korea gets no oil
After blockade
China gets no oil
Japan korea gets no oil

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>>62109561

Perhaps someone should make it clear to Mumus, since anyone still a mumu is an idiot or a communist rat.

There was a 20% decline weeks ago.

After Ukraine and Saudi hits, 25%.

IRANIAN OIL, WHICH WE UNSANCTIONED AND ALLOWED TO PASS WAS 5%.

THERE IS NOW A 30% REDUCTION IN GLOBAL OIL SUPPLIES.

30% LESS VEHICLES MOVING.

>surely uhhhh taco TACO TACO?!

yes mumu. surely. surely.

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>>62109590
>but is it high protein?

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>>62109321
>Hungary returns to Europe edish
Based, based, based. This is not Putins year.

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>>62109579
with that selloff they could get bought out like Kellogg did. Kellanova which was the snacks part of Kellogg also got bought out.

My December WHEAT calls are gonna print like mad

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>>62109604
>30% LESS VEHICLES MOVING.
Do we really need more of picrel? Some might say we've already got a little too much of picrel.

>>62109604
ok but how does this affect America personally

>>62109547
INFLATION IS RAMPING UP. THAT MAKES STOCKS SKYROCKET. DOLLAR DEVALUATION IS UNDERWAY AND NOT EVEN $150 OIL CAN STOP THE DOLLAR FROM CRATERING. THE ENTIRE STOCK MARKET IS GOING TO LOOK LIKE SANDISK DOES RIGHT NOW NEXT YEAR. THOSE WHO GET ON THE RIDE WILL BE ABLE TO MAINTAIN THEIR CURRENT WEALTH LEVEL, THOSE WHO DONT WILL BE INSTANTLY HOMELESS

>>62109573
I was just thinking about this today. Love to read an economics paper on which approach was better in the end.

>>62109604
you better email the rich people, pension funds, banks, and hedge funds who actually control stock prices and let them know lol

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>>62109597
Good thing it’s not a market then right Mr Mumu?

At least until Mr Bobo shows up.

>>62109604
Hey i think we're fucked too but that won't stop niggerdisk going to 2000 because people think ram is the new boomer rock

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>>62109623

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>>62109623
They’ve been leaving since April Mr Mumu.

>>62109625
so how exactly do you plan to profit from the cooming collapse nigger tell me now OR ELSE

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What a genius negotiator.

>>62109604
LITERALLY DOESNT MATTER UNTIL 6 MONTHS FROM NOW. MARKETS GO UP AND TO THE RIGHT RETARD

So , im all cash since friday. what is the play here? Also , can i shaheed the jani's that put this captcha ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qFaqRB5fk0

2+2=Fish

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>>62109597
My take is its either fracking so who cares, or war so who cares. Either way the oil flows.

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>>62109633
Well Mr mumu actually I

Find you to be a really annoying faggot shill, I can tell from the way you post you’re exactly the same faggot who was hand wringing in the first weeks of the war in 20+ threads
>uhhh stocks? Stocks?
This isn’t Reddit.
My conversation is specifically around stocks you communist faggot, and you can’t ban me from your little subreddit because you don’t like what I have to say.

American.
Website.
Faggot.

Now go ahead and shut your stupid cunt mouth, and filter me if it hurts your fees fees too much to hear a dissenting opinion you can now no longer attack on any basis on the /biz/ board.

Anyyyyyyyway.

Thats just how I feel Mr mumu!

>>62109648
>Either way the oil flows.
Where will the oil come from?

>>62109604
What bears generally fail to acknowledge is that pre-war there was an oil glut and it takes some time for that to clear and for people to actually feel the shortage

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>>62109653
It shall be stolen. Like all of the best oil.

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americans can save ton of money per mounth while i as europoor barely save 1000€/mounth. clearly i will NGMI and wageslave until death

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>>62109590
>People are not buying $5 branded cereal
Just wait till Trump hands out those $2,000 tariff checks he promised.

>>62109596
too much, I am over leveraged.

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>>62109651
ah so your plan is to be a gay faggot and take dicks up the ass for money once society collapses I see. Well you seem to be a natural at it

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>>62109618
>THOSE WHO DONT WILL BE INSTANTLY HOMELESS
OPEN THE DOOR!

>>62109658
do you ever invest in your stock market

>>62109659
They'll go nicely with the 0% income tax he also promised and that everyone has forgotten about.

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>>62109655
>Why aren't stock going down
markets are forward looking
>why aren't stocks going down (presented with evidence)
markets are just like.... living in the moment mmmm'kay girl!

>>62109637
if markets are forward looking then we should start pricing in these issues fairly soon. although, maybe things are different now unironically and the market is more focused on what is happening in the short term. hmm, i just dont know.

>>62109658
>1000€/mounth
you could have a million in stocks in like 24 years
that isn't bad

>>62109596
He has a blue check mark. He's verified

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He's going to save the markets

>>62109661
As I have advised previously Mr. Mumu, the smartest play is to find a way to put your money into something which is hedged against inflation but beneath the notice of Uncle Sam’s increasingly constant interventions.

Gold or buttcoin is easily manipulated, gold can be made illegal to own with legal precedent even, it was done before, anything which rivals the USD can.

You want to find a commodity or a small business or something like that which is liquid but which will not be piled into and challenge the dollar instigating the government to jump in and “fix” capitalism again.

>like what

If I did know of such an asset, i certainly wouldn’t tell you.

>>62109664
Is he about to review the crispiest french fry ever?

>>62109675
me on the bed getting healed

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>>62109683
It's curious you should mention that...

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the "blockade" by trump is the most telegraphed TACO that I"VE EVER SEEN

he'll cancel it and the market will pump. Yes I know it does not matter much but the market will pump regardless. be warned

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>>62109604
>if you are still making money on the market and its not oil you are a goymunist.

Get a load of this faggot.

>>62109653
My take is its either fracking so who cares, or war so who cares. Either way the oil flows.
>Where will the oil come from?
What? Fracking or where it came from before. I know there is some infrastructure danage but if Germany can build a LNG plant is 260 days the Arabs using slaves and no environmental regulation should beat that easily.

>>62109671
it could be so forward looking it's already priced in the damage and the recovery. it's in year 2030 right now

>>62109689
Malcome Gladwell did a podcast about how beef tallow made the best fries in the world.

>>62109666
>CAC40

we haven't had any significant growth in 20 years

>>62109690

you can't taco on things as big deal as global blockades, people would stop taking you seriously

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>>62109658
Just catch the next SOXL.

>>62109691
>wellfare queen living off government gibs me dats since april wants to be taken seriously

Yes, you are a communist faggot and a shit American, probably some sort of cynical zoomer roach who says
>"fuck it bruh pay me f'real fuck free markets no cap i need them coins"

>>62109690
>shit on the floor over the weekend
>smear it around, roll in it
>BUT WAIT, I WILL NOW SHIT ON YOU, TOO!
>panic.jpg
>markets open
>SIKE! I WILL NOT SHIT ON YOU!
>giggapump

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>>62109704
>people would stop taking you seriously
anon...

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>>62109689
>Chips
For me it's the pound fifty mushy peas at the football stadium

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>>62109704
the only thing that takes him seriously anymore is headline scraping algos

>>62109704
He already TACO'd on glassing Iran. I thought that was un-TACOable as well and lost money.

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top signal

Why is WTI oil higher than brent? Shouldnt It be the opposite?

>>62109675
ask gemini to make the guy on the bed Epstein

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>>62109706
>unintelligible schizophrenia babble implying and projecting lies in order to bolster your argument

I buy stocks and sell stocks. I make money. I dont care if its cooked, if oil is 200/bbl, of the pope shits bricks or if zognald trump personally eats the shit from your asshole. Im just here to make money and im doing that quite nicely.

>NOOOOO YOU CANT DO THAT YOU GOYMUNIST. YOU'LL SEE!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

>>62109704
?? he did this over and over and got spy from 610 to 680

>>62109712
glassed the leader pretty good lol

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jerome please...

>>62109705
>500k
An amount I’d never reach, not even in my wildest dreams

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>>62109704
>9:58
>Truth Social
>Iran, terrific negotiators, they are begging is for a ceasefire, the blockade is postpone 2 weeks.

There you go

>>62109672
in 24 years...i’ll probably be dead by then.

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How do I profit off of Donald Trump literally (and not figuratively) being the antichrist? Give me stock tickers.

>>62109730
he can't be the antichrist because everyone likes the antichrist

>>62109658
You gotta learn trading. Simple as.

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if murdering a world leader with a bomb and sinking a countries navy is taco then idk what going for it would be lol.

>>62109730
please see >>62109718

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Why did we demand an open Hornussy if we were just going to close it anyway? Is this orange retard getting military advice from Chinese fortune cookies?

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>>62109675

>>62109710
cor blimey look at that top scran

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>>62109732
That's a good point, man.

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>>62109733
i went long on OIL with a x3 leverage before the ceasefire fud. i doubled down last friday down. hope i'm green at open

>>62109618
I hate your retarded caps euphoria posting so much.
Consider KYS, my man.

>>62109746
you'll be less red

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>>62109732
>>62109744
Uuhh, how sure are you?

>>62109738
No hussy for me no hussy for thee.

>>62109738
total oilcel move

>>62109752
Fuck Trump but based the oarnge man is a oarngeman. Americans need not understand.

>>62109689
>chips
get out of here european

>>62109752
There can be multiple antichrists and they can all fight each other

>>62109752
>OY VEY HERE IS WHY THE POPE IS BAD

>>62109680
that is actually a good idea and I did that long ago and that's why I work 2 months a year and make six figures Mr. Bobo.
And I still average 4% returns a month in the stock market and will continue to do so

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>>62109752
This is what I mean when I say Murdoch has a hard on for taking out Trump. Obviously on the face of it he has to be supportive.

It's down the page but this is the harshest headline of any of the major news sites. When he thinks he can get away with it he always gives him bad press.

I don't know that this means anything and its probably just an ego thing, I just always find it interesting at the little games they play.

>>62109717
nobody can buy brent, demand for WTI skyrocketing

>>62109718
i thought it was michael saylor

>>62109752

>bitch about Covid
>mad at pope because Jew handlers
>operation warp speed
>printed neetbux

This guy is boomermaxxing

Who will prosecute Trump-Vance for war crimes and crimes against humanity?

>>62109791
God.

>>62109791
>Implying anyone in the US has a backbone

>>62109792
which one tho? hopefully one of those crazy heart eating aztec gods that likes to dance around in the fresh bloody skins of their worshippers

>>62109786
I just find it amazing that the nation gave Republicans a trifecta and the chance to undo de facto 30 years of Democrat dominance in Washington and the first thing they do with this power and goodwill is start another forever war for Israel. A deeply unserious and corrupt party.

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>>62109732
>he can't be the antichrist
because I am

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>>62109742
>top scran
I had to look this one up. Randy likes top scran

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Why did he just post this?

>>62109804
That's sacrilegious

>>62109804
Those are Allah's fighters on the clouds watching down at their greatest warrior. Inshallah

>>62109804
I’m voting dem so they can start impeachment trials

>>62109804
it's called trolling

>>62109816
I don't want to be trolled anymore.

>>62109804
i am somewhat surprised he has not taken it down
it has barely any likes at all, the trump moon hotel thorw away one has 10k.

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>>62109804
>Why did he just post this?
it's a muslim thing
you wouldn't get it

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>>62109818
>>62109804
Something must be done

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He's not even got vancey boi on his follows.

>Yes, he has an account.

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>>62109804
That's fake news. Here's the original.

>>62109823
Oh wow, anally rekt memes go back a very long time.

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>>62109804
>Checks on twatter
>it's real

>>62109828
top kek.

>>62109828
This is fucking hilarious.

>>62109828
holy shit

>>62109804
Who is that in the bed? Am I supposed to know?
>>62109828
Epstein was my first thought

>>62109804
>Jesus-Trump resurrecting Michael Saylor
This is bullish r..right?

>>62109818
>I don't want to be trolled anymore

he still has ' I'm going to NUKE iran into OBLIVION if they don't give me everything I want in TWO WEEKS starting now ' truth tweet still up his sleeve

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>>62109828

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>>62109804
whoa, what a nap, changed timelines

>>62109828
lmao thank you

>>62109828
Who's on the left?

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i just want this roller coaster to end
no more blockzones please

>>62109855
Roger Stone?

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Wut

>>62109857
Wasn't aware of him, thanks

>>62109799
>I just find it amazing
Because you think there are two parties, there is only one - the zionist party and they control everyone who has been or will be elected.

>>62109825
buck sexton? this guy stole my porn name

>>62109825
>only @realDonaldTrump can see the full list of followings

>ctrl+f antichrist
>5 matches
yo what thread am i in? quinton vindication arc babe.

I would rather iran just have had the nuke then US be in the position we are in now,

>>62109864
ZOGtronics cortisol drained his first and partially drained his second runs for office, along with a hundred or so legal challenges in between. It's just now he's in he's proven himself standard boomer malleable.

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where's the bottom?

>>62109882
3 is defo the bottom

>>62109882
Fetterman for president next

>>62109882
some posters here were talking about circuit breakers down tomorrow. but i think their mom turned off the wifi and told them to go to bed.