buy

>>62110958
This

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> nows

Fuck yourope
You’re not getting my American dollars

I made money at opening today. I am top smigger

sell

Taco

Pool's closed.

VIX to 17, pre war levels. long your longs

America is provoking China with the blockade, China is a sleeping giant
keep playing with fire mutties

10 minutes my friends

Money Market Funds

bobo, you lost. you will always lose. markets go up and right. i tell you this every day. you dont listen. why? its easy. calls in every dip. you make money. puts, you lose money.

I SMELL TACOS

>>62110969
I can wait to hear hormussy moan I’m in my cuck chair watching and waiting

>>62110975
hard shell or soft shell?

WTFWT

WTFWT

>>62110950
russian seething about germany op pic and then puts the corrupted op template back into the bake, fuck off /pig/shitter faggot

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I will always be a moral investor. Of course, bloodthirsty nihilist from this thread, those from we all know were, will always attack me. But I simply don't care. We all have to carry our cross

I don't even know why we're blocking the strait, I thought we wanted it open?

They are shortening oil again, hahahah, kek

something smells fishy. market being where we were before the war even though the war is still going on. oil prices are up. vix is down? nothing adds up here. someone has to look into it.

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That's...it?

Peace talks fail, the Straight gets blockaded and....all bears can do is essentially a flat market?

Well someone's made a call about the taco, opening's trend's reversed.
Whether speculation or insiders guess we will find out.

>>62110952
you mutts folded to them twice last year
the reason Xi is so partial to doing nothing is that he has already done all that he needed to do

kek baggies

>>62110986
You lost tranny.

>>62110984
>take strait
>allow ships through
>block Irans oil ships
just my guess.

>>62110984
it is critical to block the straight in order to prevent iran from getting nuclear weapons

>financialjuice down
i smell something fishy, and its probably coming from israel

>>62110990
discussing geopolitics with americans is pointless, they're retards and China is a sleeping giant being needlessly provoked

>>62110968
china gas prices about to spike chang won’t even have enough to drive to a high rise to jump off

I want another oil dip to buy more CVX. Please, kikes...

>>62110990
>china loves high oil prices trust me

>NEW YORK POST: IRANIAN OFFICIALS ARE STUDYING ABANDONING URANIUM ENRICHMENT AS A U.S. CONDITION FOR ENDING THE WAR

This cause for the pump?

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i legit unironically don't get what the hell is happening

>>62110997
>discussing geopolitics with americans is pointless
It do be like that

status?

N O T H I N G E V E R H A P P E N S

>>62111005
closed

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IRAN SURRENDERS THEIR URANIUM ENRICHMENT DEMANDS

Axios and that boomberg guy doing their shenanigans at 16:00. Always the same. Pure evil.

>>62110997
China needs the US as much as the US needs China

Pleae taco trump. Don’t hurt me

>>62111002
yes
as if they just now noticed the U.S. was asking for that, a real aw shucks moment

>>62111002
>iranians will just abandon their advantage if we just wait
the state of mutt media

New York Post headline. Bobo btfo.

The cause of this war is South Korea.

South Korea is famous for Samsung and K-pop.

Because South Korea smuggled strategic materials into Iran, Iran was able to acquire weapons of mass destruction, including biological weapons.

South Korean Firms Violate International Controls on Shipping Materials for WMDs to Iran and Syria
https://japan-forward.com/south-korean-firms-violate-international-controls-on-shipping-materials-for-wmds-to-iran-and-syria/

S. Korea should clearly explain fire-control radar incident
https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20181228/p2a/00m/0na/017000c

i hate this nigger shit as soon as i think the short might be working some fucking tweet liquidates me

IRAN HAS CAPITULATED. THEY MADE YOU BOBOS BELIEVE YOU COULD SHORT THE MARKET
KEK BAGGIES LMAO

>>62111008
ok but bombs and ceasefire and tweets and shit?
everything recovered

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>>62111002
>>62111009

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Imagine being a bobo KEK couldn't be me. STOCKS ONLY GO UP AND NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

>>62111021
STOP SHORTING. BUY DIPS. FUCKING RETARD

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yeah, i'm thinking we're back

>>62111009
What does that even mean, like, seriously. Studying uranium enrichment? Absolute drivel.

>>62111020
South Koreans are Jews, they literally have the Talmud in their house

>>62111002
>NYP
about as meaningful as pissing letters in the snow

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>a dip for ants

If they actually give up the uranium the IRGC is 100% going to start killing each other.

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we return to crab

>>62111028
It means we sent toddlers to negotiate and that's what they think the result was.

>>62110984
The plan is to deprive Iran of more money they can use for war by putting the strait in lockdown and steal their control of the situation.

A pity i couldn't slurp today. But this market is fucked

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you need to be buying more shares anon

>>62111021
I sold. I'm done with this clown market.

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>>62111037
>If Iran doesn't have money then all its rockets will disappear

>>62111009
No one believes this

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SP 500 is green

4chan arrow no iran deal
4chan arrow shit n piss green

make it make sense

>>62111043
Well, it looks like market does.

>>62111043
Just the entire market flipping

>>62111043
the market does retard

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>>62110877
>CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
affirmative

There are people that got puts for the weekend and we're gooning over the -2% futes, KEK baggies.

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SANDISKGODS ARE WE EATING GOOD RN?

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>>62108194

>>62111047
>>62111049
>>62111051
cope

>>62110994
First two points are easier said then done

Selling it all. I’m out. I can’t handle it any longer. None of this shit makes sense

STOCKS ONLY GO UP

>>62111047
Does it? Is that what the market looks like? Because oil is up 5% and S&P is crabbing

>>62111058
bobo cope

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Do I get it bros? 0% interest for 72 months?

>>62111061
lol @ ur life mate

>>62111067
don't buy american products retard
buy european, VW has nice EV models

>>62111065
? Oil dropped by like 2%

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>>62110950
>the blockade of the blockade made the dump dump itself

What does the market know that I don't?

Double blocked.

>>62111002
>>62111009
>5 minutes before the blockade starts
Guy pump, I am loading more shorts.

>pope getting insulted
>kids getting bombed in lebanon

why doesn't jesus come back?

>>62111062
everything is easier said than done lol

>>62111067
Do it, buy American products

>no taco
>market still prices in the taco
Not even a dip to buy.

MARKETS GO IN ONE DIRECTION: DIAGONALLY UPRIGHT

>>62111077
Gay*

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don't cry because it's over, smile because it never happened

>>62111070
Zero fucking apr, what point don’t you get?

>>62111080
cuck traitor

>>62111072
Oil closed at 95 on Friday, it's 100 now.

>>62111078
Because sand nigger religion is fake and gay and you cannot guilt people who don’t follow the sand nigger religions to care

>>62111081
THE DIP HAPPENED LAST NIGHT AT FUTES OPEN RETARD. THE LAST DIP HAPPPENED 5 MINS AGO RETARD. THERES DIPS EVERYWHERE TO BUY. JUST BUY THEM

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FUCK Michael Burry

>>62111075
the list would be endless

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>>62111078
Because Evangelical Zionists and Jews don't dictate God's plans.

>>62111090
Based

>>62111087
WTI was at 103.34 before the post. It's now ~101.20.

>>62111090
SHORTS ARE NOT FOREVER RETARD. YOU HAD 6 WEEKS OF DOWN MARKETS. ITS OVER. NOW ITS 6 WEEKS OF BLISTERING GREEN MARKETS

BRENT IS ABOUT TO DROP BELOW 100 AS IRAN SURRENDERS THEIR URANIUM ENRICHMENT MAXIMALIST DEMAND

BOBO LOST SO FUCKING HARD. WHERES THE BOBOS? LMAO. CALLS PRINTING AGAIN

>>62111094
It'll be 105 again after the next news comes out: BREAKING Iran: "We studied the question by the U.S., and it appears they are asking us to stop nuclear. We won't be doing that."

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Clown market
Clown world

>>62111078
America is evil as fuck.

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Should all consumer bets from now on just be on a K-shaped economy of ultra-wealthy luxuries and bottom-tier staple goods?

>>62111101
ARE THESE COPES EVEN REAL LMAO. IRAN HAS CAPITULATED. THEY WILL PRETEND THEY HAVENT BUT ITS ALL THEATER

I’m telling you, this pump is a gift. Get out

>>62111002
I think the Ayatollah agreed to this condition in the negotiations that were interrupted by the outbreak of the war. Now Iran is using it as leverage in negotiations to secure other demands

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CRDO +10% today btw

>>62111103
paid to not insult trump, huh

>>62111078
Doesn't need to. America is already doing gods work.

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TOTAL BOBO DEATH
Praise be Allah and his prophet (PBUH)

>>62111078
JESUS LIKELY THINKS HUMANITY IS TOO FAR GONE AND SHOULD BE CRUSHED UNDER THE WEIGHT OF ITS OWN HUBRIS. THERES PLENTY OF TIME IN THE AFTERLIFE TO HOLD SINNERS ACCOUNTABLE

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>>62111103
>America is evil as fuck.
People will say shit like that, watch shit like this, and then wonder why their puts don't print (in America).

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>>62111111
Trump shills confirmed.

>>62111104
top 10% spend 50% (consumer spending)

top 10% own 90% of stocks/bonds

>>62111117
DUNNO WHY YOUD EVER BUY PUTS. JUST BUY CALLS. THOSE ARE THE OPTIONS THAT WORK MOST OF THE TIME. PUTS ONLY WORK LIKE 10% OF THE TIME

Alright Mumu, stop being delulu. There is no good news

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>>62111094
It was at 100.36 immediately after the post.

>>62111104
YEP. 90% OF AMERICA WILL OWN NOTHING, BE ABLE TO AFFORD NOTHING AND IT WILL BE FINE BECAUSE THE 10% CAN BUY ALL TEH STUFF THEY CANT. COMPANIES THAT RELY ON POOR PEOPLE MONEY WILL SUFFER BUT LUXURY AND JSUT EXPENSIVE THINGS IN GENERAL WILL BE FINE

>>62111125
check the nasdaq computer
you lost

>>62111125
MARKETS DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR NEWS RETARD. THEY NEVER DID. NEWS IS A LIQUIDITY EVENT TO BUY CALLS AND BTFO BOBOS

>big green candle
>*creeeeaaaak*

>>62111003

Nobody does. OIL is trading like a shitcoin

SPY is -0.06% today since Friday. Fucking knew there would be a pump after the overnight dump. This has happened one too many times before. I stopped being a bear and will buy calls from now on.

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>>62110950
>pic
racism outside of /b/
nobody cares

>>62111101
? How does that impact whether the market believed the current xhitter post? If anything that only confirms it.

>>62111125
blackedading the whore pussy is great for business boss.

Knife edge market.

>>62111127
Companies that rely on poor people staples will be fine. They will always need to buy slop like bread and McDonalds.
White collars and tradies will be equalised to poor people :)

NOOOOOOOOO YOU DONT GET IT YOU HAVE TO READ THE NOOOOOS THE NOOOS TOLD ME IT SHOULD BE RED TODAY WHAT ABOUT THE NOOOOS?!??!?!?

>>62111117
Aleksandr Dugin is one of the last philosophers that has had an impact on society. And professor Jiang is right about everything. I don't know who the American is.

>>62111143
Racism is an act of dominance that typically arises within asymmetrical power dynamics
white people aren't an oppressed minority

>>62111150
The news is literally saying it should be green today
Iran is considering surrendering according to the NYP>>62111114

HERES A 2026 STOCKMARKET PROTIP FROM ME, THE GUY WHO HAS BEEN RIGHT FOR THE LAST 2 WEEKS:
ANY TIME THERES A DIP ON ANY "NEWS" JUST BUY IT. DID YOU SEE HOW THE DIP GOT BOUGHT ALL NIGHT AND MARKETS COMPLETELY RECOVERED AND THEN GOOD NEWS HAPPENED TO COME OUT? ITS ALREADY KNOWN THE GOOD NEWS IS COMING AND THE SELLOFFS ARE JUST MOSTLY HEDGES INCREASING, NOT ACTUAL SELLING. THERE WILL ALWAYS BE GOOD NEWS TO OFFSET EVERY SINGLE NEWS DIP. SO AS SOON AS YOU SEE THAT RED CANDLE, BUY IMMEDIATELY. OTHERS WILL AND IF YOU DONT YOU WILL MISS GENERATIONAL WEALTH AND BE LEFT BEHIND. ENJOY LIVING IN THE DIRT BOBOS. KEK

>>62111157
You were wrong on Friday.

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Sorry I'm late, did someone call?

>>62111148
POOR PEOPLE ARE EATING THE CHEAPER GENERIC BREAD AND NOT EVEN GOING TO MCDONALDS. MCDONALDS LOWERED MENU PRICES AND STILL NOBODY GOES. ITS A GREATVALUE AND KIRKLAND ECONOMY NOW NIGGA. WE RUN OUR BODIES ON GREATVALUE AND KIRKLAND NOW

>>62111159
YOU HAD A GREEN POSITION AND DIDNT CLOSE IT. YOUR FAULT. I WAS RIGHT THEN AND I'M RIGHT NOW

i'm holding fart bags of natural gas

>>62111153
>typically
so not in all cases

>>62111153
oh, damn. i didnt know.
but it makes sense. if you can just destroy and rebuild everything that women and foreigners depend on youre untouchable.
its not real racism then i guess.

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>>62111095
>SHORTS ARE NOT FOREVER
bobo is ETERNAL

KEK BOBO YOU CANT EVEN GET A SINGLE RED CANDLE. ITS BOUGHT BEFORE IT CAN EVEN FINISH. ENJOY YOUR WICKS RETARD BOBO BAGGIES

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Has the time come for Frierenposting CCJ and UUUU or does uranium still need couple days or weeks to cook?

OIL UP 5%
MARKETS UNCHANGED. MARKETS DONT CARE. UP AND TO THE RIGHT CONTINUES TODAY AS WELL. EPIC GAMMA SQUEEZE IN PROCESS. SO MANY BOBO BAGGIES HAVE TO EXIT THEIR SHORTS THIS WEEK

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I told you we would be flat.

Do you see him now?

Can you see Mr Bobo?

>>62111173
Sold my UUUU at $25 and bought URNM

>>62111177
NOPE. I SEE GREEN CALLS AND ANOTHER EASY DAY OF JUST BUYING ANY RED CANDLES I SEE BECAUSE IM NOT A RETARD LIKE BOBO

Comoros flagged tanker heading south from Iran port to test the blockade. Speed 7.9 kts course 157.

>>62111153
>white people aren't an oppressed minority
So they're actually a majority of the global population? Well sheet. I done got learned agen.

>>62111153
You're oppressed by your own brain.

Based Trump keeping stocks cheap.

Because of AI, the economy is going to 100x in the next ten years

>>62110950
Why is my portfolio at ath if we are facing economic apocalypse

>>62111185
BECAUSE BOBO MUST COPE WITH TEARY EYES AND DEPLETED FUNDS

NVDA about to go green. Biggest stock in the world.

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green all day as predicted

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>>62111180
>IM NOT A RETARD LIKE BOBO
you're worse... you're CRUEL mumu!

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> nows

>>62111185
If that was true, why would you need to come here and brag about, you're clearly feeding a false shill narrative like the caps lock crew

I asked in last thread but do you think there will be large profit taking and an associated price drop on sndk earnings? Tempted to lock in gains but I also ultimately want to hold this shit.

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MRVL +2% again

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>>62111189
>Biggest stock in the world
and best too

>>62111067
Make sure you've got an extra $8k available should the battery die

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>>62111078
How do you know he's not already here?

>>62111153
The thing is though, even when they are a minority, they're still guaranteed to be racist (they're so dumb like that, because the obvious result is getting punched in the mouth).

>>62111196
I never play earnings and exit 24-48 hours before.

>>62111198
SOXL has dumped on NVDA the past year

Wishing all intcels have a wonderful and happy day.

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how long until the next heat wave, or do i gotta hold my natural gas fart bags until winter.

Why is my whole folio green? Bobo are you okay? Are you okay bobo?

>>62111200
Warranty should cover, but you agree it a good deal right? I’m upgrading from a 2003 shitbox from toyota.

>>62111208
BOBO IS FUCKED

>>62111196
Seems to be the play... do you do this with everything? Like if it's something you want to hold do you buy back in?

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>>62111205
timing is everything. hopefully everyone made money either way seriously. its been free money.

spy @ 680 by 12:30est

Sndk split when? Almost at 1k.

And when will mu have it's day

>>62111208
bobo always loses
never forget this

>>62111209
If you're in the market for a new car that's hard to pass up, yeah. I wouldn't buy a Tesla personally. I'm not a believer in EVs or Tesla.

>>62111111
Checked

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We had an entire war and energy blockade that still hasn't been fixed, there's still a huge backlog of oil, and yet bears are the ones losing money, it's hilarious.

>>62111111
nice digits sir

Are we so far ahead that we're pricing in TACO without an actual TACO?

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>>62111067

>>62111221
The world is a cruel place.

>>62111218
I have a Tesla that I use for commuting, it's been great, but I also have a pickup truck that I use for everything else, if I had to pick only one I would keep the truck.

THE OPTIONS CASINO IS OFFICIALLY CLOSED. KEK BOBO

>>62111221
I'm not a permabear or anything, I don't expect -20% days. But it seems absolutely mental that we are close to ATH when none of the issues have been resolved. As if 20% of oil was just being used for shits and giggles and not vital for our actual consumption.

another day of the market aggressively shitting on telecoms

>>62111228
The last draft was over 60 years ago why are 4niggers so retarded?

>>62111228
REASON NUMBER 666 TO NEVER BUY AN ELECTRIC VEHICLE

It would be so fun to be having breakfast on the Us navy ships at the blockage now

>>62111228
odd thing to say if real

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Mr Bobo getting closer
On his way since last October!

>>62111236
The point is that they can control you remotely for any reason. You will never own your car. You might as well take the bus.

>>62111235
all div stocks are down today.

>>62111111
Hexy polished off with a 6. Classy.

Please someone tell me an option contract to buy with my voo/vxus dividends. I am an attorney and I am too busy hitting billable to figure this shit out.

>>62111234
We can always produce more oil, USA especially.

It was another end of the world event that in reality was a minor inconvenience but the markets like to be volatile. In a just and fair market it never would have gone past $90.

>>62111067
Have you driven one before? Here's a qrd on some features:
>seat adjustment is done through the screen
>shifting forward and reverse is done through the screen
>AC adjustment is done through the screen
>no ACC, you either get basic speed cruise control or you pay $100 a month for FSD
>single pane glass all around the car
>significantly slower fast charging speeds
>no reverse charging to your own house
>no floor mats
>interior is hard plastic with rough fabric
>barely any internal insulation so high way driving is louder than a corolla

shitbox tier specs for a car priced as a luxury car, the discount from a premium tesla model is only $5000. there's a reason we had these sit in inventory for over 6 months, they're garbage compared to everything else except maybe for FSD.
>t. tesla employee

>>62111244
YOU LSOT ALL YOUR MONEY SHORTING. EVEN WHEN THE BEAR MARKET COMES, YOU WILL BE BROKE! KEK BAGGIE
MEANWHILE I WILL BE ABLE TO SHORT WITH ALL THE MONEY I MADE ON CALLS TWERKING ON YOUR RETARD ASS

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I'm back from the Kinoplex, Mario Galaxy was fun, but I wanted more Galaxy. Will buy some stonks, now that the Nintendo Cinematic Universe is confirmed, and will be the cash cow for the next 15 years.
What happened, why is everything pumping again? Some Axios news?

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Wtf even is this shit, why have I never heard it mentioned here, and why didn't I buy more?

>>62111251
DONT FORGET THE CAR LITERALLY CANT START IF THE TOUCHSCREEN ISNT WORKING

>>62111236
people with no meaning in their life search for stuff to cling to. i had female coworkers talking about the draft even though women literally cant be drafted.

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>>62111249
Why not just reinvest your dividends back into your indexslop?

t. indexcel

>>62111251
>features
Isn't this all Teslas?

>>62111205
>SOXL has dumped on NVDA the past year
yea the nvda jannies have been ruthless in keepin the stock down. it was $180 when SPX was at 7000, its now $188 with SPX 200 points lower. it seems like the big money just likes to shuffle funds between the major companies depending on the narrative they are trying to spin to the goys. marketcaps and %'s of the index numbers swinging like shitcoins behind the scenes while index remains relatively flat to the untrained eye.

>>62111235
Wires are made of oil.

>>62111228
@grok is this real?

Projessor Jiang literally thinks the particle collider at CERN is created to summon demons to our world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFWizN3QoPg

don't trust this antisemitic chink for your market analysis bros

>>62111254
its been posted. along with AMD, SNDK, MU, etc.

there have even been /AMD/ gen that almost no one posted in.

/biz/ was not a chip stock believer.

>>62111265
>Projessor Jiang literally thinks the particle collider at CERN is created to summon demons to our world.
Priced in.

ALL TEH BANK EARNINGS ARE THIS WEEK. DID YOU REALLY THINK THE CRASH WAS GONNA START INTO A FUCKING BANK EARNINGS WEEK PLUS OPEX? BOBO SURE IS RETARDED

>>62111265
make people scared and stupid so they don’t trust anything of actual value then sell them fake solutions, classic scam

>>62111253
>Nintendo Cinematic Universe is confirmed, and will be the cash cow for the next 15 years.
I've begun buying.

>>62111266
But what is it

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Woof

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>>62111003
Extensive market manipulation, political and military failures that defy imagining, and too much of the market following news outlets that are blatantly lying about all of it. That's what the hell is happening. Here are some facts if you want them:

1. Iran wasn't backing off of its maximalist demands BEFORE the fucking war and now, with its regime consisting entirely of hardliners who saw their friends and family members vaporized by US hardware, it sure as shit isn't going to back down -- they, in fact, will demand MORE (such as the strait) than they ever did. Furthermore, it doesn't matter that they have no significant naval or air force presence; they have drones and missile systems that are cheap and effective in terms of retaliating meaningfully AND most importantly holding down the strait. All they need to do is not lose, which they have been doing for several weeks of what was suggested to be a 2-3 day operation at the outset. How long they can persist is anyone's guess, but months at least is not a bad one.

2. The US has no good way out of this. At BEST we get another version of Vietnam where our departure is a strategic military loss, utter political failure, and genuine embarrassment (more than it has been already). Problem is that Trump's ego (and his sycophants and much of the braindead boomer "MAGA" movement that remains) won't allow that, not to mention see 3.

3. Israel began this bullshit (admitted by Marco Rubio) and we followed "greatest ally" because that's what lackeys do. It's not what the people of America want but what Israel wants and that isn't changing anytime soon. What further complicates things is that we've got Iran seeing red and all of our other allies in the region (saudis, e.g.) extremely worried that they are now in the crosshairs too when they wanted nothing at all to do with it. Israel is our entire problem there but we won't deal with it directly.

>>62111278
>30 year old grannie
>hot

Invested in NOK over 5 years ago, now I finally get to see green line go up

>>62111265
That's often the thing. Person may be a savant and a genius in one field and an absolute kook in another. Not claiming that's the case with professor chink, just that it's not all that relevant.

>>62111277
its the super hero franchise with batman, ironman, the hulk

>>62111228
This is probably fake but the real moral test is whether a self driving car would choose to kill its driver (owner) in order to save strangers.

It should be a very easy answer, don't even have to think about this very much. And there is only one correct answer.

>>62111265
didn't know this guy was a Glenn Beck fan

THE BULL IS UNSTOPPABLE

>>62111278
Is that from 1995? Those outfits look horrible

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I think we have to accept that the system is entirely fraudulent at this point. There's no other way to explain what we're seeing.

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Market will only dump when the shortages becomes real in the USA. 20 Dollars a gallon, 10000% food price increases, fuel rationing implemented. Right now, none of that is happening, so everything is ok. It will only happen when it hits every American investor on the nose, and they gotta sell to keep the lights on, and food on the table.

A nuke could go off in Iran, and the market would continue to pump, but if a nuke goes off in the USA, that is when it dumps, rest of the world is irrelevant to the market.

just how it do be sometimes.

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>>62111268
Hahaha....

I'd like you to meet my friend, Steven...

>>62111253
>I consumed thing and ummmm I'll buy stock for the thing too????
This is unironically the retard juice that the entire world economy is running on
Keep on tarding on, retard

>>62111292
there is a way of explaining it, occam's razor
bears are just wrong and world peace is around the corner

So when is HY9H going to fucking do something? All semis and AI shit pumping like crazy.

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>first Beast manifests on Earth
>bullish
I think not

>>62111177
This is the gayest doom poster on smg. Congrats.

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>>62111292
Keep crying bitch bobo.
If the market crashed 20% you'd insist you'd need a 25% crash to buy in. Same goes for 30%. Even a 50% haircut wouldn't be enough for you to buy in. You're a perma sidelined cashbaggot, you probably don't even mess with options.

>>62111292
ITS ALWAYS BEEN FRAUDULENT. DONT LISTEN TO NOISE. TRADE TEH CHART. CHART GOES UP AND TO THE RIGHT. YOU BUY CALLS
CHART GOES DOWN AND TO THE RIGHT, YOU BUY PUTS
ITS THAT SIMPLE

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>>62111278
I'd bomb a school to just lick Kendall's tummy for 1 hour.

>>62111299
Bears are wrong because they're betting for prices to go down during a period of extreme inflation
I don't know how many times I need to say this for a single bear to hear, but inflation makes prices go up

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>tfw you sold VRT after the earnings pop

>>62111256
They have backups for shifting if the screen fails, but they're just capacitive buttons that are hidden near the mirror. Honestly the biggest issue is the manual door release for emergencies, the rear seats have it buried under trim you have to pop off.

>>62111261
Not exactly, the premium models still have physical buttons for some thing and are actually decently insulated. The standard models get rid of a LOT of things for a small discount, and they drive even worse than normal models. We often have people show up to pick up the car, see and feel how shit it is, and then they just cancel the order and leave. A lot of these cars have sat outside on lots for like 6 or 7 months now.

>>62111307
>but inflation makes prices go up
kek but silverfags are wondering why their line isn’t going up

>He didn't buy GRRR

Also IQE is going on a generational run, hop on the train smiggers!

>>62111294
>Market will only dump when the shortages becomes real in the USA
so never

>>62111305
remember in the last thread this faggot admitted to being a /gif/ tranny chaser
while spamming the thread with half the posts about line always goes up delusion

what color is sideways?

>>62111305
Anon? What happens if chart goes...left?

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>>62111318

>>62111318
yellow

NVDA green
AVGO green
INTC green
AMD almost green

>>62111313
People need cash when everything is collapsing, they're selling pms. Happens at the start of every crisis but it turns around very fast. Trust the plan

>>62111319
It never does though.

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>KO

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>>62111318
brown
fact

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so it happened AGAIN

WHY ARE WE PUMPING WTFWT

>>62111321
Was that a Nikkei joke?

AAAAHHHHH WTFWT

>>62111334
no

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>>62111334
no, it is the crab color

GUYS?
SPX TO 6900!?

>>62111330
Debbie's nudes were less than desired

>>62111330
america is so blatantly corrupt holy shit

>>62111317
ITS NOT A DELUSION IS REALITY. NAME ONE TIME IN THE LAST 10 DAYS LINE HASNT BEEN GOING UP. YOU CANT. 0DTE CALLS AT OPEN WORKED EVERY SINGLE DAY AND YOU ARE MAD BECAUSE YOU BOUGHT CALLS 0 OF THOSE DAYS.
BUT EVERY RED CANDLE IS A BUYING OPPORTUNITY SO EVEN YOU CAN STILL PROFIT IF YOU STOP BEING A RETARDED PERMABEAR ALLERGIC TO MAKING MONEY

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why does the market like this

>>62111307
>2022 bear market
>10%+ inflation

?

>>62111330
all semi stocks have gone up since then. look at SNDK. +1800%

>>62111347
IRAN CANT CHARGE TOLLS ANYMORE? DUH???

Green because why the fuck not

>>62111347
because Iran is studying surrendering their uranium demands

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AMC 20 dollars

>Iran
>IREN

Of course, its all so simple why didn't I think of it earlier!

>>62111347
blockades create black markets which can be super lucrative for short periods boss.

>>62110950
Du Stinker! OP tut stinken.

>>62111351
>>62111353
but now instead of 5-10% of oil/gas getting through 0% is
isn't that worse?

>>62111329
thats emerging markets color

>>62111347
AMERICAN SHIPS IN THE AREA = MORE SECURE
ARE YOU A RETARD? THIS SHIT IS SO EASY A 4TH GRADER CAN UNUDERSTAND BUT A MENTALLY RETARDED BOBO PROGRAMMED BY ISRAELI PROPAGANDA ON YOUTUBE HAS NO HOPE OF UNDERSTANDING AND WILL INSTEAD SURRENDER ALL OF THEIR SHEKELS TO ISRAEL BY BUYING PUTS

Personally, im making a killing selling puts. Every time I see boboposting increase, I sell weekly puts.

I will switch to selling calls once we go near 695 tho.

>>62111360
IRAN NOT ABLE TO MAKE MONEY FROM THEIR OIL = GOOD

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you ever look at a stock you used to own, and get a heart attack at how much it's tanked, even though you don't own it anymore?
like a close call type of situation

scary shit

>>62111057
>SNDKGODS
It's fucking over for MUUsissies maybe I should just pivot now into SNDK and MRVU

>>62111360
if iran gives up uranium enrichment the war is over. war = bad. end of war = good.

>>62111367
No, usually I look at a stock I’ve sold and it’s +2,000%

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>Let him check his portfolio.
>Make it green but not too green.
>When he refreshes the page, make it slightly red.

>>62111367
this only happens with things I have almost bought, like SAVE during that merger attempt
I still can't believe the judge blocked that

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>>62111367
Ttoo
Its not even publicly traded anymore
I knew it was a scam the second they talked about a sepsis marker (you dont need a blood test to confirm sepsis) but it was being chilled here nonstop in '23

>>62111375
>>62111375
>>62111375
>>62111375

>>62111367
yeah thats brutal. for me it was years ago CRM. thank god i didnt hold that long term. -20% over the last 5 years.

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>>62111303
You’re coming to the party!

More and more people are seeing Mr. Bobo every day!

Long lasting! Destruction! Of! Confidence! In! Markets!

>>62111372
The goyim really believe that they'll be safe if they give up nukes

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>>62111367
>FIGMA IPO
>Robinhood has filled your order
>Of your 3000 requested shares, 1 was filled
>"Fucking Robinhood"
>Forget about the stock
>Look at it 9 months later
>Only lost $14 instead of $42,000

>it's pumping
>remember trillions were just pumped into the market

It's barely pumping and the money printer is on. Not sure I should be celebrating.

>>62111347
>oil is lower than when at least a ship or two per days could go out
lmao, what a clownshow

>>62111385
Someone make different thread

>>62111409
>>62111430
>>62111430
>>62111430

>>62111348
That was different because that was a war- wait a second

>Oil Soars 7%, OPEC Cuts Demand Forecast As Trump Moves to Block Iran Ports
https://oilprice.com/Latest-Energy-News/World-News/Oil-Soars-7-OPEC-Cuts-Demand-Forecast-As-Trump-Moves-to-Block-Iran-Ports.html

>>62111009
big, if true

>>62111088
says the one that prays to satan lmaooo