>>22048678
5, like any decent midwesterner.
Only subhumans eat pizza that folds in half.

>>22048678
between 5 and 5

>>22048678
somewhere between 4 and 5

>>22048678
anything other than 5 is just objectively wrong

4 and I will accept no argument

what a great thread! that "pizza scale" is hilarious! xD

>>22048693
if I take the texture notes into account I pick 4. crunch plus chew is the ideal texture.

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>>22048678
I like my pizza crust with a crisp edge..

fuck pizza.

>>22048678
It's 5. Pizza should be crunchy, like freshly baked bread. Thin crust is the best crust. Fuck what chicago has to say.

>>22048678
For me it's 2. I *like* a light touch on my crust.

6 but I wouldn't say to 7 either. I'm completely serious. I love the taste of char. My pizza order is "well done with some char"

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What about cake anons. I like a well done slice

>>22048693
tpbp

>>22048678
all of these pizzas are fucking disgusting and low quality slop, is this genuinely ai?

I like 5 maybe 6.

>>22048678
3-7

for me it's 4

>>22049022
on both the pizza and cake scales

>>22049004
as moist as possible without tasting like raw flour, especially for chocolate cake

>>22049004
i don't eat cake because i'm not a woman.

>>22049014
It’s quite obviously AI, you should feel ashamed that you can’t definitively tell,

>>22048678
4 obviously

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>>22048678
I want it nice and brown.

>>22048678
5 is too charred. The cooking channels prefer 6-7 for some insane reason. Might as well eat coal.

>>22048684
Just have thicker crust

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>>22048678
I like my pizza like I like my women: pale as fuck

>>22048678
>>22049004
>this is evidence
>this is evidence
-1 for lack of creativity

>>22049972
Looks fucking scrump

>>22050149
Are those all the same character

>>22050149
>pale and soft
whew..

>>22048678
>>22049963
I just ate and now I want some zah.
5 is the correct answer.
>>22049004
I make dense fudge brownies, I can not go back to cake.

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for me it's white pizza

>>22048678
I'll take the 2nd and 3rd one from the right. Thanks

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>>22048678
None of these look like pizza is supposed to look.
Cheese should be slices of mozzarella not some thick grated mystery yellow cheese. Rim should be puffy and lightly burned at air bubbles while the ingredients are fine. The pizza should be crunchy and not sog whatsoever, so you can fold one piece along it's longer axis.

>>22048678
A proper za will have brown, not black crust, with some browning on the cheese, and the add on's will have a slight char to them.

Black char is just burnt pizza. Sorry. A little bit is fine, especially in a proper hot oven. But if you go 5+ you end up with dry as fuck pizza bread. 4 is really perfect: melty cheese/toppings, hot sauce, bread is done and has proper crisp and browning for flavor. No burn for bitterness. 3 is ok if you are in a rush or they have tons of customers. 1 or 2 are just not cooked, send it back. 5-7 are burned and ruined. And people defending it are just on copium because they spent money on a fancy oven that burns their shit.

>>22048678
4 is ideal, 3 is also good, 5 is sometimes fun if you really want that charred flavor, anything else is disgusto tier

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>>22048678
4-5 is good

>>22049619
But you eat cock anyway, faggot

>>22050149
who is this anime?

>>22050298
agree
love pizza, love tomatoes, hate tomato sauce on pizza. don't know why

>>22050276
kekked

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Its pretty unbelievable how many anons are falling for this ai garbage.

>>22050321
le reddit pizza

>>22050978
if everyone "falls for it" is it really garbage at this point?

>>22050994
I haven't looked up AI porn in a while but they last time I did it was already like 90% indistinguishable from the jewish produced stuff.

>>22050994
Its garbage because it's engagement bait.

>>22050984
It's the best pizza no competition

>>22050321
if you have to fold a slice that small then it's soggy. that's the worst part about these meme pizzas other than having to cut it yourself. the only good part about them is the crust.

>>22051034
I never had to cut them myself.
I love these kind of pizza with piccante salami and unbaked red onions. It's absolutely perfect.

>>22050978
>falling for
We know its AI, it conveys the point, we don't give a fuck
if anything
>being dumb enough to think "only I know its AI guise" and posting about it to be speshul

>>22050276
What model and prompts are you using for this?

>>22051189
>we
Fuck off back, faggot.

>>22051205
Just free Gemini.
Send it this Pic and say do this but with (thing)

>>22051235
To Reddit? Never been. You love it so much, you recommend it all the time, you go there, bumboy

>>22051271
פ ∀ Ⅎ M Ǝ N

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>>22050321


Pizza should NOT be crunchy LOL

>>22051281
True but it should have browning.
American pizza is sloppy because they don’t have ovens that match the required temperature in the right amount of time. . American interpretations of pizza iare essentially slow baked like a flan.

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This is the real pizza. Neither dry nor floppy. Both soft and structurally sound.

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>>22051292
>an actual third worlder posting on 4chinks
Seen it all now.

>>22050978
To get an image like this do you have to write all the text you want it to use? I had to gen like 9 times for my ice pop and it still didn't want to remove the bottom pizza slices nor some pizza words and then a bunch of the words got all fucked up.

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WTF am I looking at? Pizza with pigs in a blanket crust?

>>22051292
Want some pizza with your crust? Even Chicago shows more restraint

>>22051301
>doesnt say evidence
One job

>>22051326
I admit that it's a bit exaggerated. Usually it's a bit thinner.

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>>22051292

>>22049014
Nah the normal method of cooking pizza is to have it completely on fire in the oven.

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>>22051310
I dont ever care about it being perfect because I dont pretend it isn't stupid ai stuff.

>>22048678
>>22049004
AI slop

>>22049014
It's obviously AI. It even included "Comment bait" fields which OP probably intended to implicit rather than explicit.

>>22051444
Genius

>>22051409
absolute trash
>>22051436
actually funny

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God I love pizza. Imagine not eating pizza, bros.

>>22051444
uh yeah we covered that

>>22048678
I'll happily eat anything from 2 through 5.
6 I'll eat if a home-made fuck up, I'll just eat around the parts I consider burnt.

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>>22049972
>>22050129
Since you're relating this to flesh

>>22048678
I'll eat anything from 3 to 7 but 4 and 5 are preferred. You can sometimes improve bad chain pizza by asking them to bake it slightly longer. Papa johns is better if you select well done.

>>22051317
Pizza hut uses string cheese as their cheese-stuffed crust, so pigs-in-a-blanket crust isn't that far off

>>22048678
On rare occasion I like a 7 desu, but a 3 or above is fine and I'll eat a 2 but I don't think I'd like a 1 at all.

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>>22048678
Anything less and it sucks.

>>22048678
More than 4, but not quite 5. There should be some browning, but blackened spots are unacceptable.

>>22048678
raw, raw, raw, perfect, good enough, burnt, depression.

>>22051436
What's with AI and Mustard Gas anyway

>>22051301
I love crispy well done popsicles.

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>>22052287
The Patrician's Choice.