>>153195941
MINGALINGS WE WON

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What are they watching?

>>153195974
ghost in the shell (boring overrated slop)

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i lol'd

>>153195987
I hate dei marketing so much

I like every yuri and het ship.

>>153195987
I hope those models are AI

Imagine being a woman, you get everything handed to you on a silver plate but you have to be humiliated at every step in a way that infests your own brain (you vill starve yourself/become obese) and if you speak out against it you get told you're against women winning
That must suck
A lot

>>153196011
Tf you babbling about

>>153196014
They did the simultaneous release with the Stranger Things finale

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I MISS HIM
I MISS HIM SO MUCH
ALL I WANT IS FOR HIM TO RETURN
GOOSE YOU FUCKING TRANNY GIVE HIM BACK TO ME

I hate every ship. I watched this show to see different personalities understand each other. And most of your post-two day niggers from a fresh episode just devolve into regurgitating "funnybunny" this or "abstragedy" that and type like a pack of nimrods.
Where's the aromantic audience? Why are we always drowned out?

>>153196019
TADC is not stranger things

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>>153196020
Caine WILL return in Episode 9. Trust the plan.

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>>153195941
>>153195958
We'll get em next time bubblebros.

>>153196015
Those clothes are made for women, yet women have to see them worn by rejects

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Great, Glitch with theatrical releasecompletely ruined the experience of watching the series finale here, because you can always find some fags that will spoil the whole thing.
I'm not even mad, just... sad

>>153196021
Human beings are romantic creatures.

>>153196014
>guys call in more cinemas so there's more screenings
>we can't push the date closer guys they won't let us
>ignore the fact that this was our idea in the first place
there's nothing stopping them from having a theater release the same day as youtube release besides the fact that they wanted more money, people defending this are dumb

>>153195987
>Promoting ugliness and sickness
Truly, we are in Nurgle times.

>>153196042
What if old-school film promoters see the YouTube upload as a secondary release, like DVD or streaming? Maybe they're working with people who are stuck in a paradigm that made sense at one point but doesn't anymore and they (the promoters) are too out-of-touch to know it.

>>153196042
Are you dumb? Theaters wont screen the same day because otherwise not as many people will go, they even explained that on the tweet itself, didnt you read it?

Pomni could possibly strip naked and spread her ass in the final episode

>>153196052
>>Promoting ugliness and sickness
Thats what people say when you go outside

>>153196039
Log off for two weeks, dumbass.

>>153196069
You got them sis! Let's dilate together later!

>>153196042
As someone who’s actually been part of negotiating a theatrical release window for a film that part of their response is so plausible that it would be hard to convince me it isn’t true. What’s stretching it is the idea that this is about breaking new ground for indie animation at large, more than the money and potentially forging a personal relationship with theaters. It’s good for the company, bad for the fans/artistic integrity.

Ragatha will be okay in the end

>>153196039
Make up your own story for episode 9 and get your Discord friends or whoever to pretend that that's the real episode 9 and go around revealing that plot when the release date comes. That way nobody will know for sure if they're getting real spoilers or your made-up story.

>>153196021
Don't you have an imageboard for aromantics or something? You want 4chan posters, of all people, to control their urges and stop pretending to be retarded?

>>153196072
Professional diagnosis: mad

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>>153196052
Try Slaanesh, pardner. The tranny cult is peak hedonism

>>153196079
Dick status: Gone

>>153196078
>Don't you have an imageboard for aromantics or something?
do I?

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>>153196077
Ragatriots are in control. Never lose faith.

Schizo theory:
Caine and Ragatha will not be fine.

>>153196060
They could release it 20 years from now and it would still sell out. It's on them for not refusing altogether if they legitimatly wanted a duel-release. Which they're probably lying about.

>>153196060
Anon's got a point
They're not going to cinemas to "pave the way", they're doing it for money, and what's mutual for both parties is having no reason to premier on a streaming service and on the big screen at the same time

>>153196082
Emperor save us all

>>153196011
>Imagine being a woman, you get everything handed to you on a silver plate

Meanwhile Women Think Men have life handed to them.

>>153196014
I definitely feel like they could have strong-armed them much harder for just one week. It's no secret that theaters are dying and they're dying brutally. I'm not exactly familiar with how movie theaters operate, but I'm certain they're not using film reels and are just playing digital files now, so it's not like they're using up any extra equipment or having to be particularly accomodating to play the finale. Sure the revenue would be smaller than they would like because of the timeframe, but it would still be a godsend with how many people would still be willing to show up.

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https://x.com/ryzz_ryzz_/status/2043017020514369843

>>153196059
This is exactly it. If you don’t have a big dick that the industry has to respect, they will play hardball in distribution. Nobody wants to share or have sloppy seconds. The guys making the decisions can’t conceive of people choosing the theater over a free stream they can get at home legally.

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>>153196083
Seething this much actually makes people think you are even more repulsive than you are normally, so i would recommend to not do that if you want others to stop vomiting when looking at your direction

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Glitch is terrified of actually having romantic relationships in their shows, but instead teases it relentlessly

Uzi and N
Pomni and Jax

clearly have romantic arcs that just don't take the next step

>>153196069
No, anorexia and obesity are serious health risks that should not be glamorized.

>>153196060
i guarantee you there are smaller chains in the US right now that couldn't care less if they screen the same day or even later, cinema visits are getting lower every year but Glitch only wants the big chain for future projects

>>153196120
I can’t speak for Murder Drones but Pomni and Jax is a hallucination in your own head.

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>>153196071
That doesn't solve the problem. I wanted to watch it here with you fags and no matter who much I would spoiler-evade, if I go here the day of yt-release there WILL be spoilers. Nothing I can do about it.

>>153196129
If they didn’t go with Fathom the release would be region locked and dinky.

>>153196119
>S-S-S-Seething
You gonna keep projecting onto everyone or are you gonna piss off back to whatever hole you cane from?

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>"Jax, I'm sorry I laughed at your penis, it was just... unexpected that Caine giving us genitals would happen right in front of everyone, and well, it just reminded me so much of giving a bath to my little brother I... uh, ... I'm sure Pomni won't mind it, and that's what really matters, isn't it?"

>>153196104
>I definitely feel like they could have strong-armed them
What if they didn't want to?
>but it would still be a godsend with how many people would still be willing to show up.
"Oh great, the chicken jockey crowd AND the pronoun crowd AND the young karens, think of the gate jumpers, the mess, the lawsuits, and the complaints"

>>153196120
I agree that it's clear Glitch doesn't want romance but you're crack shipping.

>>153196135
Get some real friends. This isn't a good place. Sorry anon it's true.

>>153196143
>I’m sure Po—
Stopped reading

What's stopping the group from playing DnD while grinding on each other for the rest of their lives

>>153196101
And why the fuck would they do that instead of now when the show is at peak of popularity????
>>153196102
It will pave the way (or not idk) and at the same time it is for money, a indie studio like Glitch doesnt just turn down money like this im sorry

Glitch is not cartoon network, disney or netflix the only bragging rights they have against big chain cinemas is a extremely popular cartoon, its actually delusional to think they could have easily just asked for a same day release
>>153196129
Dude, why would they do this with small cinemas on the united states when they have the possibility of doing with big chains around the world and earn sixteen times the money
Itd like you guys have no idea how companies work, YES OBVIOUSLY THEY CHOOSE THE BIGGER AND MORE PROFITABLE OPTION, who the fuck would pass this opportunity especially when you managed to churn out the wait time to only 2 weeks

>>153196143
"j-jax? I know you're upset about yesterday, but i hope you're not still mad at me for laughing when we saw you naked. It's just that you were always so confident i expected it to be... nevermind, uh, have you heard of something called Buko No Pico?"

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>>153196143
"J-Jax? um, I know you're upset about yesterday, but i hope you're not still mad at me for laughing when we saw you naked. It's just that you were always so confident i expected it to be... nevermind, uh, have you heard of something called Buko No Pico?"

Glitch made the right decision for their company. The fans will forgive the momentary assfucking, but proving they can translate youtube videos into butts in seats is priceless in their industry. It sucks cock, but that’s the truth.

I only imagine how much this thread would make Jax seethe if he saw all these post mocking his dick size.

>>153196168
i personally don't give a goddamn fucking shit. i grew up with ubisoft and i know real exploitation

The only places you realistically shouldnt be going within that 2 week timeframe is 4chan and twitter (if you have no blocked tags and words) this of course is like 50 9/11s to the thread autist

>>153196171
He would laugh and say his cock is HUUUUGE you just can’t see it because of the censored circus models. He’d also brag about living with all our waifus and then put down our taste by saying he’s not desperate like we are.
and then he’d go in his room and BAWL his eyes out

I think you guys might be projecting on Jax a tad bit

>>153196189
I don't have a micro dick

>>153196189
My penis is perfectly average sized*.

*In India

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>>153196165
>>153196143
>"Look Jax, i just came to... apologize about yesterday. It really wasn't cool of me to make those comments about your body. I know we haven't gotten along in the past and on some level i feel you deserve to be bullied, but you've been making an effort recently, and you've actually never made fun of my body so... I'm sorry. And all the small dick comments I made before, they were just generic insults, i didn't realize they uh, applied to you, I'll stop making them. Pomni's worried about you, you should go see her"

>>153196189
Practically all of his ships are reducing him down to a purple dildo that (you) strap on or (you) want to be fucked by so… yeah.

>>153196161
>a indie studio like Glitch doesnt just turn down money like this im sorry
Yes anon, I was agreeing
>its actually delusional to think they could have easily just asked for a same day release
And I was saying they wouldn't want a same day release because money

I understand that you didn't read my post and I don't expect you to when in an internet argument

>>153196193
>>153196165
I read the whole thing. It’s Boku no Pico

>HEH... HES A LOSER... AND HES OBNOXIOUS.... AND HE HAS A TINY DICK..... AND HE GOES ON 4CHAN ALL OF THE TIME....... AND AND AND HES LAME AND EVERYONE HATES HIM AND A INCEL AND GAY AND AND AND AND AND
Now tell me, is this about Jax or (You)

>>153196120
This is your brain on shipping.

>>153196194
>jax cockvore
I wonder how many images there are of this

>>153196201
That’s Jax

>>153196199
The theaters dont release in the same day because of money, glitch cannot control this since they have no leverage against Cinemark and others aside from having a really popular internet show

>>153196171
Jax, the "nothing is real, all in good fun" character, would seethe at 4chan, the "retards pretending to be retarded" imageboard, posting dumb shit about him?
I'd more readily believe that he would photoshop himself hiding his penis behind a pencil stub.

>>153196184
Jax doesn't cry, that's Gangle territory.

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>>153196193
>"Jax, I've been looking for you! Are you OK, after yesterday? I mean you technically have the second biggest penis here, not counting zooble's attachments... The others agree to never mention it again, just forget it happened, so can we just pretend that we haven't seen each other naked, and have a fun time tonight?"

>>153196215
>Jax doesn’t cry
See you in the theater for Episode 9

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>>153196201
Jax is the quintessential Anon and the sooner you realize this, the better.

>>153196201
>>153196189
>>153196184

everyone knowing about his tiny dick and Pomni accepting it and being ok with it is the fetish. All the things about him being the loser are in service of my true fetish

acceptance

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>>153182119
>"Oh, you mean Jax, I hope you go easy on him. He is not as stupid as he puts on. I believe that his behavior is just how he copes with... well, being here." She said so, defensively, but not entirely excusing him.
"Oh, yeah? Even after he put a whoopee cushion in between my matress, under my pillow, under every single one of my couch cushions, there were a dozen of them under the rug and even more underneath the floorboards. It took me an entire day of looking for them all and even then, I don't think I still got every single one." (You) say, with a bit of a snarl and shot Ragatha a bit of a sneer, slightly flashing your teeth like a dog, poked with a sharp stick one too many times.
>"Well... don't hurt him too bad.... though I wouldn't say he didn't have it coming, heh...." she said, ending with a little bit of a chuckle, a cute chuckle
>"Hurt him? No, all I want to do rip his ears off and make him wear it like a colubian necktie, that's all."
>"I-oh, well thats certainly an image." (<-- doesn't know what a columbian necktie is, sweet, innocent Ragatha)
>"Hmmm... Well, I think I have taken up enough of your t-time I suppose. Please, take care of yoursel-."
>(You) interject before she could finish
>"W-wait, you don't have to leave so soon, uhhhh, do you wanna uh come in and uhh... help me clean my room? I might just not do it after you like, leave, and whatever..." (You) said, a bit of trepidation in your tone now.
>Ragatha, her mouth now took the shape of a wide smile, corners of her lips now pointing upward and now her smile resembling a parabolic arc (at least (You) think so, seeing as (You) hated math)
>"Ohhh, I'd just love to! Maybe afterwards you can have everybody visit you and your nice, clean room and hang out!" she said, with clasped hands next to her face
>"No, I need some more time to adjust to the others, just you, here, for now, that's all I think I can handle."
>Ragatha takes one step in, away from the doorway behind her an-*psssfbbrrt*

Jax is an authentic portrayal of Anon’s worst self that could exist on YouTube.

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>>153196149
>Get some real friends. This isn't a good place. Sorry anon it's true.
Don't do it, don't say that anon. I'm not ready...

>>153196221
there's no wrong way to fantasize but BOY you put that to the test

>>153196042
They're a company anon, they have to jew out as much as possible to make money. IF they release the Youtube shit anywhere near theater release, rarely anyone would buy tickets besides just to see it in big screen with popcorn. Sales will be low and they wouldn't get their final success of finishing their show for good. Also goose has no rights and Glitch can easily milk the show with some filler shit or prequal faggotry.

>>153196221
You undercut the funny part and make it lame, we know.

>>153196223
He's not calling Zooble a faggot.

>>153196077
i will be crying along side the Ragathugs in the theater, and i will offer them a swig of jager from my flask

>>153196236
Excuse me, that could exist on YouTube AND have healthy audience numbers without explicitly being 100% a villain.

>>153196238
>not filling it with rectified spirit so you can self-immolate if the finale doesn't meet your expectations

>>153196248
if you kill yourself then they win. thats why i live on pure spite

>>153196216
She would say this.

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>it's ANOTHER greentext stories about Jax's dick thread

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Just as much as i think you guys heavily exaggerate how much of a bully jax is, i also think you heavily exaggerate his chuddy "incelness". He's a depressed terminally-ironic loser, not a school shooter.

>>153196255
I know a girl like you. Beautiful thing, like an Evil Pomni that sticks to her guns and knows more swears and slurs than Zooble and Kinger combined.
I should call her.

>>153196260
well, write some up to counter him

Decimate all Glitch bootlickers

>>153196260
Autists tend to have specific strange fixations that they will ruminate on over and over and over again without getting tired. This one just happens to do so semi-publicly.

>>153196265
You want us to write Jax big cock fanfiction?

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>>153196270
n-no, of course not senor

No JBC = ANGER

>>153196214
Cinemas want it for money, to maximise this that means not doing it on the same day
Glitch also wants money, to maximise this that means not doing it on the same day

Their goals are aligned
If we consider Glitch to be a faithful party then their stated goal was to blueball you for an entire week to coax you into consooming in a place where the money goes to Glitch

Ya dig?

>>153196260
Lowkey unc is getting filtered by the BJC (Big Jax Cock)

Any news about screenings in Europe?

>>153196268
They made the right decision for the company. You did get fucked and you’re allowed to be mad about it, but they can’t be faulted as a business.

>>153196225
Anon, if you stay here you're just gonna abstract
You gotta leave the circus

>>153195941
Why is Zooble looking at Ming like that?

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>Yeah, I'm dating Gangle, and we sleep together, go on, say it
>say what?
>go on, say what we all know you're thinking
>I have no idea what you are talking about
>Go on, call us gay, call me a faggot, say it
>... do you... really think I'm that kind of guy?
>uh... yes?
>what have i ever said that would make you think I'm homophobic?

>>153196293
she wants the BMC and shes (assuming) its like a can of red bull and then some

>>153196270
I'd say that the counter to Jax small dick fanfiction, would be Gangle big pussy fanfiction.

Why are you talking like glitch personally killed my family. I dont care that much, i can stay out of twitter, dont speak for me.

I bet the episode will be Jax crashing out learning he was right about none of it being real since they're digital copies.

>>153196294
He would gaslight her like this

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not ALL my stories as small penis adoration porn

Niggas out here, x, and reddit dick sucking a corporation kek. How quick are people to turn the blame on cinemas when this is Glitch decision. They could just not put the thing in theaters; it's been doing fine being on YouTube.

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>>153196298
>Gangle big pussy fanfiction.

>>153196294
I read this with the voices inverted at first
They don't really have different characters do they?

>>153196305
Same fixation, only instead of small penis + acceptance it’s autism + acceptance. That’s like the wonderbread guy saying he also commissions hostess stuff.

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>"Maybe we can do something to make it up to Jax, let him know we don't see him as less of a man"
>"Don't give him ideas"
>"GREAT IDEA! An adventure where you all have sex with Jax!"
>"Uh, that's not what I me-"
>"TIME FOR A FUCKVENTURE!"

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>>153196299
NO
YOU NEED TO CARE ABOUT THIS AS MUCH AS I DO
HOW DARE THEY BETRAY US
THERE ARE DOZENS OF US
DOZENS

>>153196308
>You don't understand maaaaaaan, it's about muh indie revolution
Hey says, wearing an TADC shirt xe bought from hot topic

>>153196308
I am being perfectly unemotional about it. The audience got the short end of the stick, they have a right to be mad, Glitch made the right business decision. All of those are truthful.

>>153196042
It's the ONE chance we have to meet cute femSchizos like US in the wild, I'm all in

>>153196298
>hotdog in a hallway
>so severe she needs to reverse birth to feel anything
>balls Jax and stuffs him inside because it physically shuts him up, killing two birds with one stone

>>153196305
>>153196314
Yeah man you've kinda already put yourself out there completely.

>>153196321
if thats the case, then i may need to invest in a stabproof vest

>>153196316
>all have sex with ja—
Stopped reading

>>153196316
>did he just say [bleep]?

>>153196299
>>153196317
>Stop bullying my hekin' wholesome 100 corporation.

>>153195974
Madness Combat

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>>153196292
Circus can't be left
We're all here forever

>>153196297
Ming's poor reputation will keep suffering.

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>>153196325
Oh no, an anonymous image board knows that an anonymous user wants to be accepted, how awful, what a disgusting fetish!

>>153196333
It's possible that some people don't care as much as you do.

>the circus was actually a meta commentary about fandoms all of this time
>mfw we are all on the circus right

>>153196336
Gangle likes the cool anime ninja moves and Ragatha likes the gore. They also joke that the madness guys look like little kingers.

>>153196336
>Madness Combat
Imagine throwing Trickey in the circus. He's got none of his powers and ironically, his avatar isn't a clown.

>>153196344
oh fug

>>153196342
Ok tiny dick anon, I accept you and your micropenis.

>>153196343
>I don't care. That's why I'm making a post telling people I don't care. Btw, did you know that I don't care....because I don't care

>>153196333
>>153196349
Im just asking you to stop including me, the viewer and whose is reading your posts in your sperging meltdowns over a 2 week period where you cannot go on 4chan (big crime)

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>>153196344
/tadc/ is the circus

i think plushie guts Ragatha might be hilarious to write about. lots of funny gags i can think of

>>153196344
right now*

>>153196352
Nigga, shut up.

>>153196355
I’d read cute gorgatha scenarios, but edgy or sad isn’t for me.

>>153196305
you know i just became super self aware of my condition so I will learn to never mention this when writing my autist characters now .-.
they tarding out will be the perfect cue for the situation.

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>>153196323
What The Fuck Am I Reading?

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>>153196358
I dont think i will!

Circus member for this song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFokXnCCMf8

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>>153196120
Uzi and N are literally officially a couple by the end of Murder Drones.

What do you want Glitch to do? Make them take the next step by having them fuck on screen for you?

>>153196342
It’s not so much that you have an acceptance fetish but that you have a humiliation fetish that ends in sexual gratification that you continually share with us over and over including replies to other prompts or concepts.

I molest Jax every day in my sinful heart and mind. I nail him to that cross on which he died.

Corporate bootlickers are pathetic. They did it for the $$$$ the flimsy excuse from the CEO is deflecting blame on someone else and all the cucks are buying it. Hope all you corporate bootlickers get spoiled kek

>>153196342
What the fuck is this artstyle, gang

>"people" still supporting this company after literally fucking them over a barrel for money

>>153196375
>Make them take the next step by having them fuck on screen for you?
yes

>>153196359
i wrote the silly one where shes giving you all her insides while using every single cliche romantic line. funny shit

>>153196378
They did it for the money but not in the way that you think they did and if you had any idea how predatory distribution is to indie productions you would instantly believe that aspect of their story.

>>153196378
The “bootlickers” are probably the least likely to be spoiled since they’ll be the ones going to see it in the theatres.

Gargle that corporate cock you fucking cucks. How does Glitch dick taste?

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>>153196354
Is this about Existentialism and Meta Commentary on This is All Life Is?
https://youtu.be/LCRZZC-DH7M

>We'll always release on YouTube first!
So that was a lie and you people still gobble it up??

I support Glitch’s decision to make a gorillion dollars from their fans. I would do the same in their shoes.

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>>153195941
>Smg4 proofiting years and years using nintendo trademarked meshes of mario games, audios, models, even modifiying splatoon models
>Nintendo: i sleep
>Palworld had a slighty similar idea to pokemon creating a game from 0
>Nintendo: SUUUIIIIIIITTSSS!
I dont hate that fat stoner, but how is this even possible lmao

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>Catalog driveby trying to ragebait
Lol

>MMMMMM YUMMY YUMMY CORPORATE CUM
>I TOTALLY DONT CARE BTW

>Dick riding Glitch Productions
>For free
Shameless behavior

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>>153196404
>Being this illiterate
They were talking about Netflix

>>153196388
You are acting like they are cutting arms of African children in the Congo when they are just trying to make money of a product that they still intend to give out for free in the end.

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corporate gangle cock...

>>153196413
Feel free to make an actual argument if you like. The ragebait isn’t gonna work today.

>>153196404
to stupid to read between the lines, many such cases!

So like I don't mind that you guys suck corporate asshole I'm just saying it's not for me.

Rank their cock size

Who would wear the strap in abstragedy and why would it be gangle in the maniac mask

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Her franchise, her harem

LEAVE THE MULTIMILLION DOLLAR COMPANY ALONE
LEAVE THEM ALONE

>>153196415
>>153196421
>No bro, it was actually your fault for not assuming they were talking about Netflix

I have spent a cumulative total of $0 on The Amazing Digital Circus. This will continue indefinitely.

>>153196434
That's a child-coded character, unc

>>153196437
It is your fault for being stupid correct

>crappy merch
>crappy release schedule
>fuck over their fans for money and clout
Yeah this cum guzzling fandom isn't for me.

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>>153196439
She’s 25 years old

>Ragatha pulls out her eye, and gingerly places it in the palm of your hand, and she clasps both her hands around yours slowly closing your fingers.
>"Hehe, 'eye' love you..."

You are a retard-coded character

Bro I totally don't care. You're the one that looks like a retard right now.

>>153196440
>stupid correct
Real funny you're the one calling people illiterate when you're fucking up your spelling

>>153196443
Button or eyeball

>>153196442
OUT OF 10

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We LOVE corporate cock here

>>153196447
Considering you have been talking to yourself for the last 5 minutes i would agree that you are the one that looks like a retard right now

>>153196447
>I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE I DON'T CARE-
Lmao, seething faggot

>Nooo bro you don't understand this is HUGE an INDIE company making it in the BIG TIME MOVIE THEATER
>It has nothing to do with the money bro believe me I really don't care btw

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Corporate sexo

Do you have to be a tranny to enjoy when a corporation fucks you over this hard? Just asking for everyone who says it's not because of the money. Genuinely curious.

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I want to give Ragatha an under the table promotion

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Anyone else get 10:20AM tickets on Thursday? Or has anyone seen an earlier timeslot?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>I don't care I don't care I don't care
>did you know I don't care?
>because I totally don't care btw
>actually I LIKE the taste of corporate cock in my mouth btw

>>153196475
Not now bubble

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Remember you can still give her the corporate cock after business hours

>>153196475
>Ribbit the moment Jax starts raping her

So the money from endless chinese made plushies and figures wasn't enough huh? They had to fuck us all over with a two week gap?

The Mediocre Digital Allowance Firm

>>153196439
Some people are just small or petite or short or slim.
A child coded character is a baby or toddler. Is Pomni child coded to you or someone who was weird about it? Trust your instincts on that one while knowing she fights against being infantilized in ep 5 when Jax suggests she is too young to work

>>153196466
Of course it’s about the money. Everybody knows that. Like are you actually fucking stupid?

>>153196387
AI

>What are poor? You don't have that specific movie theater near you?
No, I don't you dumb fucking gook. Now I have to avoid using internet for 2 fucking weeks. Thanks a lot fucker.

>>153196493
Dont reply to the catalogue monkey anon, hes having a meltdown

>>153196488
How much money did you spend on the figurines anon? Be honest. How many plastic Pomnis did you buy?

>actually I'm the mature and reasonable one here because I like when corporations gape my asshole
>try being mature like me who totally doesn't care btw

>>153196375
yes

>>153196493
Oh man, bro. You sure are showing everyone how little you can about this.

Pomni may be an accountant, but she didn’t account for the size of this DICK

>>153196499
>EVERYONE WHO IS MAKING FUN OF GLITCH IS HAVING A MELTDOWN!

>>153196499
I’m gonna keep replying to him
>>153196505
Your response doesn’t make any sense. Try again dumbass.

>>153196449
her eyeball, of course!
>Ragatha rips out her button right out its stitch and gives it to you in your other hand, just as gently as she did with her eye, now, clumsily trying to find your hand to put both of hers around yours again.
>"You push all my 'buttons' y'know."
>she now stand there smiling, without eyes, reminding you of that scene out of jeepers creepers, (You) thought

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This thread is 90% psychotic babbling which is a slight increase from normal.

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She's __

>>153196514
Nigger, you keep bitching and whining about people taking the piss out of Glitch. Are you fucking retarded?

>I'm not the crazy one here for thinking that corporate cock is delicious
>YOURE the one that's psychotic for not savoring the taste

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>Jax i know this topic is very sensitive to you but i have been noticed by HR again about your comments and "jokes" about your small cock and i would really appreciate if you would stop that considering the type of enviroment we are in, remember the contract you signed

>I spent $300 on plastic figures, graphic tees, and plush stuffies and THIS is how my loyalty to the brand is rewarded?!?!
No refunds chuddy!

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>>153196526
25!

>>153196536
out of 10!

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>uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu caine no one wants to suck my corporate cock

>>153196516
Ask her if she wants to watch Jeepers Creepers with you tonight

>>153196527
>I’m just epicly taking the piss
>It’s an epic troll for teh lulz
>I’m definitely not a retarded attention whore having an adult temper tantrum on the internet at 4am
Nice try dunderhead. You’re not fooling anyone.

I want to keep Ragatha’s button eye with me in my pocket so that when we’re apart throughout the day I can periodically take it out, point it at myself like videochat and mouth the words ‘I love you’ very clearly.

Whats the difference between corporate cock and just regular cock? Do they taste better?

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>>153196553
Corporate cock gives a harder screw but it doesn’t always feel so good.

I love Pomni so much it makes me want to puke and then peel off all my skin and tie my skin at the top of the flagpole and listen to the sound of it flapping in the wind while I sit on my couch as a horrifying skinless meatman

>>153196544
Lmao, you're are such a retarded turbo queer. If you didn't give a shit about people taking the piss, you would've said a thing. But you keep insisting to antagonize people who do.
Fucking dumbass.

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>>153196564
Based

Ragatha would be a part of HR in a corporate AU and you would hate her for cslling you out during work days anon

>>153196542
>"Jeepers creepers, where'd I get these peepers!" (You) responded, and now holding her eye(s) at arms length, pointed,or uh facing you (at least the eyeball was)
>she laughs and even snorts, you make a mental note of how cute that was as she put her hands over her face in embarrassment and blushes a deep red that almost blended seemlessly with her hair

>>153196565
I hope you feel antagonized big boy. I own you now >:)

>>153196571
I would not work at Ragatha’s company if she were an HR lady, because I want to have a non-professional relationship with her. I see her more as an overworked secretary or kindergarten teacher though.

>>153196580
You sound like a fucking dork irl.

>>153196513
Are people really that boring they'd turn an escapist fantasy into a "What if they were all office drones?"

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Not reading any of this back and forth btw

>>153196576
This is slander

>>153196078
>Make up your own story for episode 9 and get your Discord friends or whoever to pretend that that's the real episode 9 and go around revealing that plot when the release date comes. That way nobody will know for sure if they're getting real spoilers or your made-up story.
everyone do this! make a different story with each friendgroup! make it harder for the real ending to be leaked early!

>>153196589
You're seething lol

>>153196591
Well we all have to wait an extra two weeks because you wash your mouth out with corporate cum soooo.

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>>153196591
People like office AUs because you can test larger than life characters in small relatable situations, kinda like what Goose did with McDonalds.

Gangles corporate cum........

>>153196597
nah, i get irrationally angry if people mention to me that they consume garbage anime

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>>153196576
please tell me there are more, one for each character

>Jax denying he's autistic with a list of symptoms

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>>153196596
I think they’re funny

>>153196589
Really? Because you seem so cool and articulate.

>>153196603
>People like boredom because you can put fun characters into boring situations!

Genuinely embarrassing how many legal adults I'm seeing throwing a tantrum over the theatrical release.

Get over yourselves.

>>153196559
>>153196576
>>153196592
this that British AU I forgot about forever ago?

>>153196564
Jax...

Tbh I would rather not see this general banished to /trash/, because then half of the posts will just be about the characters getting fucked by black guys and bbc

>>153196612
Leave her alone!!!!!

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>>153196608
It’s a gangle focused gag comic

>>153196613
>Cares too much about online shitposters award

>>153196621
Don’t even speak that into existence.

>>153196621
perish the thought, man!

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>GLITCH Not going about decisions in the most autistic way possible challenge: impossible
Damn what a ways to blindside everyone, of course the apologists are the ones WITH available theaters

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>>153196618
Ya, although each comic seems to have slightly different elements so not a strict attempt at an AU.

>>153196642
This isn't going to kill Glitch. What will kill them in the end is not having a show they can rely on for a long period of time

>>153196642
I hate the limp dick apologists with every fiber of my being. Stupid weak cucks that will gladly throw money away to a corporation that hates them. Of course it's mostly white western countries.

>>153196608
They all have London themed problems.

>>153196628
Of course I care about you anon. Your mother and I are concerned about you. We just want you to be happy.

>Malding you live in an irrelevant country

>>153196659
>I hate the limp dick apologists with every fiber of my being.
>Oh but I'm not the one seething, YOU ARE.
Anon please get help.

Wait maybe I’m the one seething. I don’t remember

some motherfucker on twitter said gangle is a better character than jax

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>>153196656

>>153196625
Damn bitch, you live like this?

>>153196681
No I was definitely mad first. Then everyone else copied me.

>>153196672
>He's STILL bitching people aren't riding Glitches dick
Remember everyone, this guy says he doesn't care.

>>153196682
That’s accurate. Jax is the second worst of the core cast.

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>>153196681
You're not the one seething here. I am.

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This gif, but it's Pomni instead.

>>153196619
no Jax is like

>God, Pomni is so annoying
>What? why are you telling me this?
>I dunno, i just feel less... antagonistic recently, who else am i gunna talk to, Gangle? Ragatha?
>sigh, go on, what's your new problem
>Yeah, always talking to me, always asking me what's up and wanting to follow me
>uh... how does this.... make you.. feel?
>ugh, i get this weird feeling in my stomach when i see her, i end up all flustered and tripping over my words
>Do you want her to leave you alone?
>I mean, i should but then when i don't see her i feel weird, like, not angry, but, really down in the dumps.
>Is this why you havn't been bulling gangle for the last month?
>I.. guess...
>Jax, I just need top ask, now, this isn't making fun of you, i'm really just asking, have you ever had a girlfriend?
>oh wouldn't you like to know?
>huh, virgin, figures
>how did you, i mean what's that got to, no!

>>153196696
Pomni let's you have the stray fries at the bottom of the bag.

I know I’m probably the first one to say this, but I really really really want to impregnate Ragatha.

I don’t suck Glitch’s cock. I just give them a tough, dry handjob in their Toyota Avalon in the Popeye’s parking lot during my lunch break.

>>153196692
I'm glad we all agree that Caine is the worst character

>>153196699
>feeling in my stomach—
Stopped reading

>>153196707
>Wait time to fuck Ragatha: 10 hours

I thought ragatha was the 2nd main characters...... where is her episode....

>>153196723
She's getting a side plot in episode 9. Trust the plan

>>153196715
Stuck on another adventure huh? That’s okay, I’ll wait for her to get back. I am her house husband after all.

>>153196705
>stops short and makes all the fries spill over inside the bag
>"Hey, would you look at that, all the fries are mine!"

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This is every pairing in the circus that doesn’t involve Kinger

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>>153196738
Jax is 100% bottom

Pomni will still take his dick, but he lays on his back and she takes control

>>153196747
Pomni is a bottom too hence the post.

Imagine Ragatha gives birth to you

>>153196738
>Zooble
>Bottom

Corporate cock suckers get the wall

>>153196375
Glitch will become even more successful if they put the sloppiest, plappiest, squirtiest sex into all their shows.

>>153196763
The Pink Floyd version or the Nostalgia Critic version?

>>153196756
I'd rather not.

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>>153196756
I love Ragatha enough to have strange and detailed fantasies about her but that one does nothing for me.
If you mean as I am now I would mostly be grossed out by the whole thing. If you mean Ragatha is literally my birthmother than I suppose it would be a comfy childhood but I don’t want a mommy complex.

>>153196763
Agreed. Which third world country are you posting from?

>>153196756
You need to just stop talking

>>153196773
>but I don’t want a mommy complex
You're weak.
And I've outgrown you.

Ragatha travels back in time to /ss/ you

For me, it's Evil Ragatha.

Now that burgers are asleep, what's a good email template to harass my local theatre with in a country where 65% of the population doesn't speak english and that no one working at glitch would even be able to point at a map?

I want Pomni to be real and be my girlfriend
There's a running joke with my friends that my Pomni plush is my gf
I want to go to the cinema and get a Pomni cosplayer gf
I have no rizz, no drip, whatever shit people say these days. The movie might not even come to my country.
Woe is me, no one's life is worse than mine. Why the fuck did I write this post.

>>153196787
Her being my mom doesn’t make her more attractive to me, and I wouldn’t want to live in a world where I’m westermark’d into not liking her. I could do some mommy roleplay for fun but beyond that, wifegatha not momgatha for me thanks.